“White Collar Humor”: 50 Work Memes That Might Make You Laugh, Then Cry

"Have you heard of Windows 10??? Try it, you'll love it!!"

So they were doing some bullsh!t, got called out, and detailed "we didn't like being called out on our bullsh!t" in an actual email? They were SO CLOSE to self-awareness...

"It was noted during your interviews" - yeah, and what are you going to do about this?

Why f*****g else would you apply to job other then the money? You obvioulsy know what you can and cant do and the only factor is compensation.

I am so effing tired of companies trying to shame us for expecting a living wage. "Sounds like you just want this job for the money" That's right Tyler - that is exactly what I want. That is LITERALLY what a job is. Do you wanna talk about how much your salary is??

at least the hiring manager read the feedback

Perfect answers!

All of Europe agrees with you.

I wonder if there'd be a different reaction would be if it was flipped... "The day my wife asks me to pay halves on rent is the day I pack my bags."

Where were you at the time of his infortunate demise?

And extrapolate that to what it's like to work for them.

Amazon "I see you just bought a toaster oven. Here are 15 ads for toaster ovens."

There seems to be a disruption in our team's synergies, we have to return back to the original paradigm shift.

I love that the real thieves who stole millions during the pandemic are now getting their reward and going to jail!!

"Hej allihopa!"

Why be Santa when you can be Satan?

I saw a rally of his in 2015. I thought what a shame people couldn't address their own misunderstanding around what socialism actually is (he was being labeled as such and being framed as a bad candidate because of that). Bernie would be great for this country. I still voted for him and will do it again in a heartbeat.

Notice the company doesn't define "mental health", which itself is a neutral term. It doesn't say that they'd like to promote *good* mental health.

I once saw a resume when I was a supervisor and his first two initials combined with his last name spelt something very rude! That poor guy! He was hired and an amazing worker but yups, he said laughing after we got to know him that "I don't think my parents thought it through!"

Amen sister! 🙏

Yeah it should be vroom, vroom.

4. Due to different reasons I now work in a job with rotating shifts that absolutely destroys me physically and mentally and pays less than the jobs I had before. 5. I would do anything legal and several illegal things to go back to a job that has meetings.

Which competitors? Tell me who exactly so I can avoid them and any emails they may send

The value of a good manager!

"You were saying?"

It's the principle of the thing!

In Sweden they know and they tell you. And if there os no change to the numbers you can just approve of the whole thing. 👍

THIS IS MY LIFE! I have found my people.

My favorite is when they post details like Dayshift, and the salary range and then when you get there they say "no it's for night shift and the salary is minimum wage we just use those details to get people to interview for the job." If you do that and you read this comment then seriously go f**k yourself.

Ha! Many of you didn’t live through Clippy. “It looks like you’re trying to [do something completely unrelated to what you’re actually doing] let me help by completely effing up several hours work by reformatting that for you.” Two enraged seconds later. “Sorry, I can’t undo that. You’ll have to reformat the whole thing by hand. Have you considered using ‘Save as…’ every time you save so you at least have an unfucked version to go back to?”

Correct - "Despite its popularity, few studies provide empirical evidence on the role of the MBTI as a predictor of managers' leadership-related behaviors." National Institute of Mental Health

Did he get the job!???!

"Then, as I fell into the CEO's manly embrace, we both realised that all our dreams had finally come true. 'Oh, my love, I will complete ALL the spreadsheets for the rest of our lives together!' 'And I swear, my darling, to pay you $5 an hour for every day of those years of happiness,' he breathed into my ear. 'God I love it when you punish me, Master,' I groaned."

Susan could be a modern German woman

Or the monster from SkiFree?

This is how I feel watching Trump supporters cry about what he is doing. We have been trying to tell you for years. Now let it burn. To hell with it all.

I'm this close to using the Avada on myself. 👌

According to my mom and my baby book, I cried on my first day of school also.

Musk: 240 million to buy the presidency.

Monday gets most from me. I like going to work! Well, my motivation does decrease throughout the week

A crypto reserve. That's just an excuse to lose money, meeting Musk's resolve to downsize government spending.

When I tried joking with HR, the HR person got fired :( Still missing you <3

Assistant to the branch*

Felon Musk exactly

The forced Mental Health seminars make my mental health worse...

The only people who think this is funny are the novices who don't know how to use it at all. Excel is the only good Microsoft Office product left, in my opinion.

My wage increase has never been more or equal to inflation. At any job I've ever worked. I work in healthcare and was considered an essential employee during the pandemic. They could have given me a raise and actually matched inflation since it was so low during the pandemic, instead they called me "Hero" and told me to get back to work. Oh and they held my retirement matching for 18 months. America is a scam.

One of my teachers assigned us a 5-page paper. when asked if it could be more than 5 pages, he said "Sure. Just mark the five you want me to read."

Over the weekend, a colleague and I discovered her new boyfriend is my next door neighbor. His balcony looks down on my patio. We decided we would never speak of it again and ignore each other.

Yeah, but I could be a millionaire tomorrow!

If you're buying cheap packs of chicken you don't need to worry about capital gains taxes at all.

Add zeitgeist

Unless I'm pasting into an email, then I want plaintext every time.

It's easy to make fun, but it's those "grindset" kids that end up getting ahead. At which point they'll be exploiting YOU. Maybe they're on to something, just sayin.

Where does one buy these cups? Asking for a friend

I really did though

"Detailed". Sometimes as much as a whole hour!