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Welcome to the world of women, where we navigate through life's challenges with strength, dignity and a dash of humor. From juggling careers to managing relationships, dealing with societal expectations, etc., we ladies have a unique set of experiences that make us who we are. But fear not, for we are not alone in our struggles and triumphs!

The Facebook page “Female Problems,” above other things, is a treasure trove of relatable female-friendly posts and memes that resonate with women of all walks of life. With a whopping 620 thousand followers, this online community helps to tackle the quirks and challenges of daily life in the form of humorous memes. For today’s article, we’ve collected the best posts just for you. So all that’s left is to grab your favorite snack, put on your comfy pants, and let's dive into the world of womanhood!

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#1

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Female Problems , KaylaAncrum Report

freakingbee (they/them)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is very sweet i hope to find someone like this

Duh
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They have! It's not a romantic partner but they have someone like this, as a roommate. All kinds of relationships matter. Your parents, your one night stands, your bus driver, your roommate are all relationships. And it's great to have caring people in all of those slots.

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Paddling Panda
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a moment like this tonight with one of my best friends. It's an extraordinary feeling to be loved so unconditionally.

Sweet_Dee
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's beautiful.

Rae Ramirez
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make everyone sing all of the time! Even if it’s just a few lyrics. I can start a whole chorus at work by singing a few lines and whistling lol Everybody Rock your body Touching me, touching you Sweet Caroline Bum bum bum Another one bites the dust I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the HEAT with somebody

MurderMittens
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband doesn't like it when i sing. He looks at me like I have two heads. I'm not a great singer, but i am a musician, so i'm not too awfully bad.

Humansarethevirus
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love to sing even tho I know I'm awful lo,l my husband wants to be deaf 😂

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pat martin
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a single dad with 4 teenagers 3 years apart total. Music in any fashion shows soul. As long as we have music, we have soul. When it's quiet here, we talk. We go through hell together, but the sound of music always helps us all.

Douglas Turner
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And for four months, did anyone ask if there was a reason they were unhappy?

JE Cummings
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL, it cracks me up that the final score is 666.

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    #2

    Women-Share-Female-Problems

    Female Problems , @Khailsss_ Report

    Ellie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman with a really odd body type, this is an absolute GODSEND

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I carry all my weight like an old white dude (in my gut, lol) and it makes me have an odd body shape. I always look for reviews from people close to my height/weight and go from there!

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    Firstname Lastname
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus points if there's a picture so I can see how it hugs my (same) body size.

    MrsFettesVette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES- I try to pick the person closest to my body type. Except I probably have the wrong self-image.

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    Deborah B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like when you get "The model is 5'6", normally wears a UK12 and is wearing a Medium" and I think this should be standard for online and catalogue clothing retailers. Especially the ones you later realise are actually Chinese, and it would have said "The model is 5'1", usually wears a UK6/XXS, and is wearing size Large."

    Valerie Woods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth! "I bought the large, but it was too big.". Why? What size do you normally wear? What happened?

    Sarah Biondo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually won't purchase any without those reviews.

    Rylee Ann Mccusker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolutely im a big girl myself and this is so annoying

    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a petite woman with an athletic build this is so appreciated. Finding a pairs of jeans or trousers that fit can be a nightmare.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being short (4’9) sometimes I don’t want to shop in the girl’s aisle anymore 🥺

    Salty.Hag
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup every single one of them, specially when they add photos!! God bless them all!! I mean that shet!!

    Helen Bennett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leg, arm and back length are all so useful. I've got long limbs & get cold easily, and manufacturers don't support this well. Occasional long leg options? Gee thanks. What about thermal underwear that reaches my ankles and wrists, or pyjamas trousers I don't have to lengthen with a chunk from my husband's old ones? Tall sisters, time to rise up in too-short arms!

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    #3

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    Female Problems , ImNotABarbiie Report

    Charlotte Sandoval
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a line I love, that everyone overlooks: "And she gave some to her husband who was with her." Dude was right there lol nodding along like "yeah, snake, sounds good, man."

    panther
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a car with bumper sticker on it that says "Eve was Framed" every once in awhile.

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, according to the Torah, Eve disbelieved Adam and ate the apple because he told her that God said if she even touched the tree, she would surely die. When she saw Satan in the tree, touching it, she disbelieved Adam. So it'd been taught that yeah, it kinda was Adam's fault.

    Cll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually. There's no evidence saying it was an apple.

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Apple" once had a far more general sense. Hence pineapples, "earth apples" (potatoes!), mayapples, etc. Not enough so that you would expect the word used here to be translated as "apple," but there was an irresistitable play on words in Latin, where "malice" (hatred) sounded just like "malus" (apple), and both words would be known to any Englishman who was educated enough to be literate.

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    Ba-Na-Na
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now THAT makes sense

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eve was made from his rib, so she was just an extension of him. Good 'ol fashioned biblical misogyny written by men.

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually is all Adam's fault. Eve wasn't the first woman, she replaced Lilith who refused to submit to Adam because they were equal, created equally. Then Adam went whining to God and Lilith was vanished and replaced by Eve who didn't had a problem being submissive to Adam. I'm pretty sure that part was added afterwards to validate men's superiority the same way the Catholic Church made Mary Magdalene a prostitute to take away her importance in the history of Christianity.

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    TheSnark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget; Eve was Adam's second wife.

    YaMaOnToast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ya believe in Adam and Eve then we all incestuous.....

    Florence O'Grady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like it could be possible. There must be more investigating, first.

    TailsFangirl03
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God has such a sense of humor I love Him sm

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    #4

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    Female Problems Report

    Very Normal Giraffe
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is true. I cant stop mentioning the 'past' because that behavior is continuing in the present. And if I don't keep bringing it up, it will end up becoming the future. (see what I did there?)

    DaVo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. You explained what was already explained.

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    AG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels so toxic and immature, just break up instead of trying to train your partner. They're not going to change and now you're obsessed and annoying. Let it go or move on.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fully agree, "You must accept me for who I am, but I'll spend the next 20 years constantly badgering you to become the person I want you to be. "

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    N Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a sincere apology if it doesn't result in changed behaviour. (Exception: bumping into a stranger. I'm not going to hold a grudge over their apparent insincere - since I can't prove changed behaviour - apology for stepping on my foot when I'm never going to see them again and it was clearly an accident)

    BWC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex used my past mistakes to gaslight me away from her, then current, shenanigans.

    Leo Domitrix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "pattern of behavior". (Looking at my hubby... who looks right back... fiiiine, but the point stands...)

    KnightOwl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, apologies mean nothing if you keep repeating the behaviour.

    Gypsy Lee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! And when he asks, “where is this coming from?”… technically I’m just answering a stupid question. - Yes. There is such a thing as a stupid question.

    Chiara Lago
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't my husband get this??

    Kali Chaos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say it again louder, for the people in the back!

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    #5

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    Female Problems , RetsMadd Report

    Very Normal Giraffe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!! AlSO (kinda off topic) WHY DOES EVERY BRAND HAVE TO HAVE DIFFERENT SIZE MEASUREMENTS?? CAN WE JUST HAVE UNIVERSAL MEASUREMENTS SO I DON'T HAVE TO TRY ON EVERY PAIR??

    Nina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some brands don't even have the same size within their models. Had two pairs of jeans, same model, same size, different colour. One fit, one didn't.. Aaaaaaahhhhh

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    Kaye Nicole (Nikki)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT’S SO ANNOYING. Like, why is a size 2 too small in one store, but I’m in children’s sizes in another? AND WHY DO STORES ASSUME WE ALL HAVE LONG LEGS?

    Display_Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are these stores that assume we ALL have long legs? I am yet to find one.

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    freakingbee (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they really are. that's why i've started wearing men's clothing

    BeepBoop the Single Pringle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly I'm so close to doing that. With the jeans that I have that already fit me, I've started sewing bigger pockets into them because I'm so tired of my hands not fitting into them. Now on the ones I've done they're big enough to fit my hands and my phone in one pocket. A huge relief

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    FakeOptimist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having lived with a woman I can confirm. On the news there were comments about people ordering too much clothes online and sending them back : we had a good laugh abou that.

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My male boss was amazed that women don't get measured when shopping for clothes and that we just get to guess

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't say that I've bought female clothes but even male clothes suck when it comes to sizing. I have three t-shirts that are the same brand, same style one is a small, one is a medium and one is a large. All of them fit me the same. I feel like it's a side effect of so many clothing companies getting stuff made in China or Bangladesh and basically not giving a damn about quality control.

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    Megan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I was shopping in the junior's section I was normally a size 7. I went to try on some shorts and one brand I was a 3 and another one I was a 9! So frustrating

    shan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can they also stop making all of our tees see through too please!

    BeepBoop the Single Pringle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously! If the fabric is see through why can companies just add another layer of white or that color or something? I don't want to have to find another white shirt that fits underneath it

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    LynzCatastrophe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered my uniform pants from the company website (paid for by company), two different types of pants, but I ordered both in the same size. Yet one pair is so baggy that I cannot actually wear them. What the hell?! Same size, same website, specifically chosen work pants by the company yet the two VERY SIMILAR looking pants couldn't have been more different! Clothing sizes for women are garbage. My female coworkers all had the same problem. Funny how not a single male complained.....

    Rachel Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy men's pants. The sizing (mostly) consistent, They are usually better constructed and thicker aka warmer fabric, you get pockets and if need be, it's super easy to take in the waist band.

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    #6

    Women-Share-Female-Problems

    Female Problems , AnaStanaBananaa Report

    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah still trying to get the hubby to build me a mug shelf like this, but no luck. This is why we don't settle for waiting for men to do things for us ladies!

    Lydia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, as educated, strong and independent as we are, we build our own walls, right? Or fix someone else to do it for us :)

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    Asian Lisa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She low key calling her dad a loser

    Annymoose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex: stop bringing books home. My SO now: we're gonna need a bigger bookshelf (and just more in general)

    Bobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There had to be something more than the mug that was upsetting him right? I'm making up my own narrative for why dad hated mugs so much. In my version his dislike of coffee mugs makes sense, but he was raised that men can only be happy or angry so he thinks it's weak to explain himself

    AG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is those mugs were everywhere and because Dad couldn't build her a shelf daughter sees him as a loser.

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    Mary Voe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You also must not live in California.

    Evan not Hansen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Californian I get extreme anxiety looking at that photo, haha!

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    BeepBoop the Single Pringle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dunno if I understand that completely because my cats haven't ever knocked mugs over but yes. My cats like to knock small things off of the table. Like a piece of paper, or a pipe cleaner that we were using, but they like to play with them.

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    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby built me a glass cabinet for my plate collection, I have been collecting Mugs and Cups for a short time, I wonder if I should tell him.

    Crystal Ruiz
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband doesn't have a crafty bone in his body...he laid to have my custom shelves built and installed 😍

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    Posts in this article cover a diverse range of topics, but we were particularly intrigued by Sally’s perspectives on how women navigate the world of dating. Therefore, we asked her about how important self-love and confidence are for women when it comes to relationships. According to Sally Heart, it's everything. “You will only ever get what you settle for in love and life. One man may decide you are the one to marry. But that same man, if you reacted differently to him, may decide that you’re just someone that is ok to pass the time with for now. The man didn’t change. Your behavior did! How you feel about yourself has a direct impact on the quality of relationships you call into your life.

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    #7

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    Female Problems , Kgaogelo__ Report

    Very Normal Giraffe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and is really inconvenient and annoying for everyone else on the road. Don't be selfish. If you are angry, talk about it. don't put yourself and/or anyone else at risk.

    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But don't talk about it while driving. They deserve your full attention, and so does driving.

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    Nikki D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scares me to death every time. Thank you

    Rae Ramirez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone doing this is not ok!

    Ellie Hope
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex husband used to do this to purposely scare me, I'm terrified of being in a fast car now.

    Sarah Biondo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! Like a sorta PTSD. Glad he is your ex. I'm been free of mine for 5 amazing years xo

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    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually considered to be one of the red flags for an abuser. If you're in the early stages of a relationship with someone who does this, get out now.

    ExistentialSoup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This!!! ANY person who drives recklessly with me in the car has lost a lot of my respect, at least.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS, but women also do this. I have (relatives) who tell tales about what (their mom) does on the road when angry.

    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This!!! My X-Husband!! He thought he was so superior to all other drivers, an absolute narcissist about it, that he would put the children and myself in harm's way just to teach the other driver a lesson. There was one particular crash where I ended up with a broken ankle, my son a concussion and a broken arm, and my daughter internal bleeding from a lacerated liver. The X said it was worth it!! "He won't cut me off again!". X had plenty of time to stop, but he sped up. He mumbled something about disrespect, but I didn't hear the whole thing. After speaking to the ER doctor privately, we formed a plan with a nurse. Doctor told X he was keeping us overnight for observation. After he left, the nurse took as to a safe house over 200 miles away. I just want to say if you are in this situation, get out!! GET OUT NOW!! Your life means nothing to him. Please get out while you and/or your children still have your life.

    Ashley Schriber
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm; I've transcribed police interviews and I've heard a number of instances of this in abusive relationships. Often the abuser will use the fact that the woman wants out of the car as proof that she's mentally unstable and that he is obligated to restrain her and keep her in the vehicle for her own safety.

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    Female Problems , glamgamine Report

    A. Starhawk Hunt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m finally getting back to the best work schedule for me - 2-11 pm, Tuesday through Saturday

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    Display_Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm running out of PTO at work trying to stay a live so I can make it to work.

    Sabrina Longo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a dentist who would work Saturdays. You could never get an appointment on that day cause that was the day that filled up the quickest. I see all sorts of thirsty dental adds. You want clients? Work off hours.

    Carrie Laughs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, though admit that all of the organisations I worked for I was allowed time off to go to the dentist or for medical appointments etc - no need to use annual leave. Was just something you told your boss and they accepted it. Though you would be expected to be considerate as to when you booked it eg not at the same time as a monthly meeting.

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    Matthew Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not strictly a female problem.

    J
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of these posts aren’t strictly about women. Except the clothing sizes. That’s all ours. 👖

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg yes... This!! It's so damn frustrating .. and then I end up filling a day of the week I may finally have off with appointments from morning til evening and it's exhausting.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesss. You're day off is spend running around all day, Oh look it's time to go to bed so I can be up early for work...

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    Poppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work 12 hour shifts from 6.30 to 18.30 or night shifts vice versa, I can never get anything done.

    Rae Ramirez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lady has been trying to get ahold of me from school and we work the same hours and I cannot use my phone at work so I leave it at home ugh!

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get pissed off when the bank was closed before I got off work. That's one important place a job won't approve of you taking time off for. At least the CIBC where I live is now open later and on Saturdays. But good luck going to a walk in clinic, calling the Canada Revenue Agency because of the long holds and trying to deal with anything. Pretty much everywhere downtown is closed by 6pm, too, including public washrooms.

    Lydia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and when you think of it. The employees at the bank, dentists, doctors, washrooms etc, etc, have the same problem. They want to go home too at 18.00, like the rest of us and there: everything is closed where they want to go to. The audacity, how dare people want to go home at six....

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    LMZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I work, we can leave a bit early for such things.

    Remi Flynne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same - or arrive a bit late (even popping out during the day). Taking time off for medical appointments without using annual leave is acceptable.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it was working full time from 6 AM - 3 PM. I realize not an option for many but it was great for doing after work errands / appointments.

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    #9

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    Female Problems , mooretalkja Report

    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the advice I wish I had heard growing up!

    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I was always made to feel that any need or wish that I expressed was a major inconvenience and I should be happy with whatever my parents chose to give me. Which was a LOT less than they gave my brothers.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I'm too much for you, go find less". As Elyse Myers said.

    Erica Knapp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt has a sign that reads "You will be too much for some people, Those aren't your people" and I absolutely love it. I like yours too - from a girl who's often referred to as "too much"

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    MrsFettesVette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm working on this with my therapist. How do other people just...exist?

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't need much, practically nothing, and YET men will consistently not show up. So there's also that.

    FakeOptimist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the guy do some effort for you : you're worth it. Plus : people don't respect things they get too easily.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've learnt that the hard way. And it's a mainly male trait. But then they complain when they can't get someone easily. Make that make sense, lol.

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    Mark Howell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me. I've always found women intimidating, even now after 25yrs of marriage.

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not just a "female problem"...

    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my boyfriend is like this and it's very frustrating because I know he needs things he just won't tell me

    Earthquake903
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last boyfriend of 11 years would simultaneously treat me like I was a burden and not good enough. I was both too much and not enough.

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    #10

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    Female Problems , greybookmarks Report

    Sam Standerwick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband of 22 years (& together 29) has bought me flowers twice - first time I asked who she was! Second time was when my grandad died. His romance is picking me up a treat he sees when out shopping, cleaning my muddy trail shoes for me, bringing me a sandwich at lunchtime if a meeting is running late. Basically being incredibly thoughtful and surprising me in lovely ways. I sometimes feel I don’t deserve him. Cleaning my manky trainers wins over buying me flowers every time!

    Talitha Jansen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact, flowers are already dying when you give them. It's why I don't want them except in my garden. Don't give me something beautiful that's dying because you bought them.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly, they forgot to mention his family owns a floral shop

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he's rich because otherwise at some point you realize that extra $100 / month would pay the electric bill or for some new clothes.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not get her something that doesn't die?

    BigCityLady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, what dreams are of men are made of!!!

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    #11

    Women-Share-Female-Problems

    Female Problems , Kids_kubed Report

    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You evil genius, teach me your ways.

    BigCityLady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!K. Please teach us ways to freak out or partners!!

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    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people don't openly brag about gaslighting people, but ok. You do you.

    Annymoose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just immature and cruel tbh

    Kawazoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I wouldn't do this. I'd just feel sh*tty.

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...purposeful manipulation when done by a man to a woman is bad but the same when done by a woman to a man is good?

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomorrow, if you're still mad, you can say "Thank you for (hasty plans), what's the occasion?"

    similarly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaslighting because you're angry?

    Matthew Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you lied... to your husband... who you swore to love and honor your entire life... for no reason. And you think it's funny. I hope your divorce lawyer got his degree from a matchbook.

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    #12

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    Female Problems , w000rm Report

    Very Normal Giraffe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS TOO TRUE!!! My floor (and counter) always look like I sprayed a hose all over my bathroom T^T

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! And my shirt is always soaking wet as well! XD

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    FakeOptimist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a man I thank you for clearing up a small mystery.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it all makes sense now...leaky pipe? leak in the ceiling?? nope it's neutrogena wife

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    PunnyPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less force, scrunchie on each wrist. This is The Way.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD. Scrunchies on the wrist. The end to water running down my arms and getting into my sleeves. THANK YOU. This is the Way.

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    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FR though, why would they do that to us? My damned bathroom looked like a scene from Free WiIIy.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you considered installing a bidet and just sticking your face in it?

    Carrie Laughs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will confess that I just stick my face directly under the tap! Not all taps allow for that I do appreciate.

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    Guinevere89
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding: my little sister didn't learn to wash her hair properly because of ads until she was like 18. I used to get told off for being mean when I tried to explain this to my parents as a kid. They finally worked it out when they took her to the doctor and the dr asked her to demonstrate how she washed her hair... i f***ing told them for years!

    Bryn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I washed my face with actual face wash, I remember rewashing my face because I took the water and rubbed it on my face instead of splashing it on my face, like this.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you also laugh at your yogurt and salad?

    Egg Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is wet because I am an unsanitary loser

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    Building self-love and confidence is essential for women to navigate the complexities of life with resilience and strength. If you're looking to cultivate a healthy sense of self-worth, you're in the right place, because Sally has some tips to share:

    1. “Start to give zero effs what anyone thinks of you. What other people think about you is none of your business. As Dita Von Teese said, 'You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.' If someone doesn’t like you, it’s really their problem, not yours. Your job is to find your people by being yourself and calling them into your life through authenticity; the rest can just bugger off.

    2. Control the inner dialogue (become self-compassionate). Everyone has that little Negative Nelly voice inside their head that’s a real jerk. Name her, and tell her to shut up. It also works beautifully to disassociate yourself from that voice. It can look like this:

    • Negative thought: ‘Sally, you’re so stupid, nobody wants you…”
    • You immediately think: Shut up Karen, I’m the bomb, sexy and amazing, and men find me irresistible!

    3. Move your body. As Elle Woods says, ‘Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands.’ (Maybe ignore that last part). But happy people DO feel better about themselves, though, and that’s the point. Working out and moving your body just makes you feel sexy and empowered. Don't we all feel great after a workout!?

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    • - Stop comparing yourself to others
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    • - Help others (you start to focus more on how you can be of service, and how wonderful you are!)”
    #13

    Women-Share-Female-Problems

    Female Problems , RoyalRegine Report

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice….. let that sink in motherfocker

    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found my boyfriend, who was staying with me while he found a new place, on a dating site newly listed. I packed his stuff and gave it to him at the door when he got back. Done and dusted.

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm, have done this. And often the person regrets it later and wants to come back. No way, unappreciative motherscratcher.

    BeepBoop the Single Pringle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my ex tried to do this to me as we were breaking up. Showed me pictures of us, he said "these were good times weren't they??!" and I just said yes but I'm still breaking with you. He was confused to why I was so firm in the decision of breaking up with him after I had explained my reasons a few times.

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    Michelle Hribar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a sneaking suspicion that my ex was cheating & had taken her to a sold out baseball game in our city. So I packed up 3 Hefty bags full of his c**p he kept at my house & headed to the ballpark. Found his truck right where he always parked it, but just needed to see for myself the lying SOB. I talked my way in to the game even though I didn't have a ticket. Once I saw them together, I politely thanked the security guards for helping me. Then I went back to his vehicle, unlocked it with my key, & proceeded to dump & scatter the 3 hefty bags of his c**p in the driver's & passenger's seats. Left the key on the dash & drove home. They couldn't open either door without all that stuff falling out. It took him 5 days to work up the courage to call me. He cried & begged for me to give him another chance, but I was DONE!

    Sorry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad thing is ..he probably didn't care as much as you did right in that moment of reminiscing..

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    interesting, but some people don't deserve that waste of time and energy.

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    #14

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    Lynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And chartreuse should be red

    O-O
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it isn't?? Edit: just googled it - its green

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    Ni Rosa ;)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In portuguese the color red is called "vermelho", so for me vermillion is red. Green in portuguese is Verde.

    BWC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do all colors in Portuguese begin with "ver"? Asking for a friend 😉

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    Leo Domitrix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick note: Latin "vermis"/"verm" (worm) is the root for vermilion. Not the root for green. It referred to the snail (ew) from which red dye was extracted. Thanks, Mom, for the Latin lessons when I was a kid. VERM/worm. VERD/green. VER: true/truth (e.g., in vino veritas).

    Ni Rosa ;)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In portuguese, that is my first language and is a latin language too, green is VERDe and red is VERMelho. And for the "VER" being "true/truth" is also correct, "True" is "VERdadeiro". So u are correct. (Sorry for my bad English :))

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    Holly Stevens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think it's yellow, it sounds yellow to me

    M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because "verdant" is green.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    chartreuse and vermillion have switched colors and nobody can convince me otherwise. chartreuse= velvety magenta vermillion= yellowish green

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly thought it was a shade of yellow.

    Devil'sAdvocate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WILL THIS IN MY BONES LIKE Y IS ONGLISH LIKE THIS

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    #15

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    Performingyak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if we could all do the same with de-finite-ly I'd be happy.

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    glad to see im not the only one struggling with that word

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    Lemme get the lemons
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Morticia: I am a strong, intelligent, and educated woman. Also Morticia naming her child: Wed-nes-day

    Jana Jankova
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should change it to Whensday, and that's it.

    Lydia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that she does that, shows that she is intelligent and educated. Don't know what strong has got to do with it....

    Julie Snelling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To-get-her that's how my mum taught me to spell together still say it

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    The societal norms and expectations around gender roles have a profound impact on women's self-confidence and empowerment in the dating realm (among other spheres). These norms often dictate societal standards, perpetuating stereotypes and limiting women's potential. According to Sally, “women have traditionally been told to take a backseat when it comes to dating, which can feel like they should just accept what's given to them. However, I encourage my clients to fully understand what they want and more importantly need in a partner, and only accept those that are willing to meet those needs. Everything else must go! It's about being able to let go of those that don't meet your standards as soon as you realize it, instead of holding on and hoping for the best or that they may someday live up to their 'potential'. You get to decide what you want in your life, so I also encourage my clients to be the approacher (not the pursuer) when it comes to finding men to date.”

    If anyone is looking for resources or personalized help in love, they can find Sally at sallyheart.com and schedule a quick discussion with her through her homepage.

    #16

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    Female Problems , MeredithIreland Report

    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they do it? GIVE ME THE SECRETS

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    90% sure it's the snacks. Probrably worth trying, just in case.

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    Emmy Dumont
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is one of those and it gives me even more anxiety. And also I'm jealous I wish I could live like that just once!

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Having a partner or being a partner with mental health problems can be truly difficult. However, there are loving and kind people who should accept you for who you are. Like any relationship it will take lots of work, open communication and understanding.

    Insignificant panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby doesn't understand my depression and anxiety at all. I often wonder whats its like living blissfully unawares

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also!! I have severe OCD which leads to anxiety and panic attacks.. and it's almost like nothing bothers him. He just says he doesn't show his stress to prevent me from going over the edge. I don't deserve him. Hes my rock for sure

    Mimi777
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we the same person?? With the same partner??

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    Rats Inc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine comes and goes. some days i couldnt care less and nothing worries me. other days i feel constantly sick from anxious thoughts

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I come from a family who obsesses about food and weight. They will comment on everyone's body and monitor every bit of food one puts in their mouth. It was startling when I met my in-laws and they just...ate dinner.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent this one to my now ex, who doesn't have anxiety, and he replied with "l am, in fact, having a snack" cracked me up. So true

    Mimi777
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I sent this to my husband’s phone he’s soundly asleep right now without a care in the world.

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    Pat Ucu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was really ill w depression and anxiety, I remember watching the tv and marvelling how people held jobs down! How they managed to leave the house, all business-ready and spend a day making decisions was absolutely beyond me. I know when it's time to take a little time out when I start to look at the tv people in wonder again!

    AppleInMyHeart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my husband is one of them. i am full anxiety. after 14 years of marriage i am glad he lifts my anxiety and throws it away

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    #17

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    Female Problems , Nya_Papaya_ Report

    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think anything other than…’how much food can I afford?’….you’re doing ok.

    Matthew Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a female-specific problem. We all look at our paychecks wondering why TF the government deserves any of our money.

    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why a lot of these are on a, "female problems," list. o_O

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Determine if I can live without heating since the gas bill is so bloody huge! At least summer is coming.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priorities were: rent, utilities, cat food, human food.

    Lizz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make a calculation and the groan “oh no” bc it’s not enough to even BE happy

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else would the answer be though??

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I keep a spreadsheet of expenses I know are coming each month so I can figure out how much we actually get to keep. It's usually a lot less than the paycheck's full amount.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That applies to men as well

    Kaye Nicole (Nikki)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Oh good, I can buy groceries without feeling anxious one day this week!”

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    #18

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't do a chick shower because of Covid... but the little chicken has too many clothes anyway, and I hate parties

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With 6 kids, I never had a baby shower, Each week, I would purchase something for the new baby and set it aside for whey they arrive. I never needed any extra's until they started growing.

    Error 404 (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I need some answers. What in the world is a baby shower??? I never heard of this 😵‍💫

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a party for a mum to be to celebrate the upcoming birth....usually full of *fun* games , sometime includes partners, sometimes just female friends/relatives. Gifts are given to mum to be, some will be for her, the rest for the baby when it arrives.

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    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhat off topic, but I read about a woman who was having a difficult pregnancy, it was touch and go throughout. Her friends and family decided to postpone the shower until after she delivered. She said it was such a relief to enjoy the shower without being distracted with worries about her pregnancy.

    Iffydust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the gender reveal preferably

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    #19

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    Female Problems , simonefiii Report

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God the one two three days it takes to lay an egg... yeah, I'm really not myself. Evolution and nature take over and try forcing me to continue the line

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO! especially bc there is legitimately some evidence to support that women's sexual interest may peak around the time they ovulate. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/all-about-sex/201503/how-the-menstrual-cycle-affects-womens-libido

    Penny Kemper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More likely that how long it took to see the guy isn't worth her time.

    Astrid Manthej
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude calls himself toxic king on twitter. What did he expect? That's prolly cuz they found out abt this. Lol

    Jj321
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also lack alcohol tolerance during that time to make things extra fun.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife knows that things are going to get romantic around the time ovulation hits me. Usually after the painful part, granted; PCOS sucks like that.

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    #20

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    Female Problems , tiffanytweets80 Report

    Holly Stevens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a "sitting activity" like movies or dinner.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the movie can't be too long and the chairs should be those comfy ones that recline...

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    Lydia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most importantly, the people involved. Both quality and quantity - lol

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on how tired I am... so that's a never ever

    Chris Landrum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine too. I think, is it worth putting on clothes?

    Donkeywheel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    « The parking situation » That’s so sad.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you`re over 30 without telling me you`re over 30

    Joy Myers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, didn’t hit this until about 40 but only because it took that long for kids to come…then 180. At 60 we need real incentive and nice weather.

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    Marja Berisa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If 'down with anything' can be done while holding a glass of wine, I'm good to go. No wine, no go.

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    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one cool parent. Either that or this is their last kid and they aren't cool at all, just wholly burnt out.

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    Very Normal Giraffe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Best way to make them leave you alone without saying "Get your sticky snotty child hands away from my precious milkshake >:( ." (Also fun fact, this didn't actually work on me when I was little because I loved spicy food lol)

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy unsweetened dark cooking chocolate once, let them try it. "This is grown-ups chocolate, sweetie, you won't like it."

    Nancy Lynch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's made out of cauliflower and the dark things are eggplant skins.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take care of my special needs brother and I use "it's spicy" and "it's diet". Funny part is I give him diet stuff to reduce his sugar intake 😂 he just thinks the stuff called Zero is a cool Mortal Combat naming; he loves his Sub Zero stuff 😂

    Karmageddon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fill the straw with hot sauce, let them have a taste, uninterrupted milkshakes for life!

    JE Cummings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to tell mine it was medicine, then make a face.

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. My mid-kid loves soda because it "bubbles on her nose". So if I'm drinking soda and don't want to share I call it "adult-water" or I tell her it is bitter or very spicey.

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    FakeOptimist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep : no sense of humour. Dodged a bullet.

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    Superb Owl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bye? BYE? How about "This is the one!"?

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I'd keep her. Love a woman with a sense of humor.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hero level s**t! I'm crying laughing!!!

    KDav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I'd want to be with anyone who didn't appreciate that picture. It's AWESOME!

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT IS SO REDICULOUS AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH!

    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd send them a picture of the ceiling.

    Sarcastic Jock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that is funny as héll. That should earn a LmAO or a ROFLMAO.

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    Very Normal Giraffe
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this, except I wouldn't leave it wide open. I would close it, but not all the way. This way the driver doesn't know until they've already driven off. I was a pretty annoying child tbh.

    DustTea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just get real quiet when i’m upset. it freaks people out more. Close the car door gently. Steps are silent. No words.

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, me too. They start boiling inside when you just start staring emontionless into their eyes. But I just can't argue back

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    zak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why get out? Just put the car in reverse, back up a tiny bit and then hit the brakes, and inertia will close the door for you. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you don't quite judge it right and it doesn't slam completely shut and you still have to get out and shut the door. Sometimes the quickest way is just doing it.

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    Lesley Zed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehehehe….hehehehe….life has been hard on you…..hehehehe😅😂🤣

    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knew what she was doing.

    Doug the Special one
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldnt bother to get out, just pull away a bit sharpish and it will slam on its own. Simples.

    CR7_FAN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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    #25

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    David Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dear Universe; Technically, yes, I did wish to have a fun guy inside me from time to time, but this isn't funny"

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like their programming logic: "Hmmm...if they're out of the product, just search for and suggest something that's priced the exact same. That should work."

    Nay Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Who decides the substitutions?? Once I ordered a bag of hazelnuts and got sent hazelnut chocolate spread. Where’s the logic in that?

    LadyJaye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take the chocolate spread over the nuts tbh

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    Niki A
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart be wildin, y'all.

    Sara Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does Walmart know something we don't?

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real question.... can you play dumb and then sue them???

    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is: "Why is a punnet of mushrooms that expensive??

    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't make me feel so bad about them trying to sub chocolate milk for white anymore.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teenager, we grow out of this phase. Don't worry. I remember between the ages of 8-13 I was always embarrassed about everything my parents did in front of my friends. Im so glad I'm not like that anymore :)

    Nayla Kanaan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a teenager who embarrasses my parents lol. Prime examples being the times I randomly go out in full cosplay like chainmail cape fake bow etc and the time I was at a climbing competition and someone gave me a raw potato and when I went up to get me award instead of holding the ribbon up for the picture I held up I potato and screamed “pooootaaatooooooooooo!!!!” Like a minion from despicable me.

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    savage silence
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As quoted by my sons and grandsons and their friends its kewl I still play video games with them...im 53 lol I especially like laughing at the trolls on CoD teehee ^.^

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness, just by the way you spelled "kewl", that takes me back XD I remember when that was the ONLY hip way to spell it when I was a kid (I'm 41.)

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    Mari
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids don't want a "cool" mum, they want a cupcake-baking-oldfashioned-mum around their friends.

    Christy Means-Stephens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I comfort other mothers of daughters by telling them the girls turn back into humans around 18-19. My boys were harder when little but waaaaayyyy easier as teenagers…

    Manic Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But on the upside, being uncooler on purpose to horrify my kids is one of my greatest joys. Perks of parenthood.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was really lucky with my son, who I raised alone for the first 8 years of his life. At 14 and already almost 6 feet tall, I dropped him and a few friends off at the mall while I went shopping. We ended up running into each other away from our designated "meeting point". My son yelled "Mommy" and came running up to me, threw his arms around me and proceeded to kiss me all over my face. His friends started making fun of him (of course). Before I could say a word, he turned to these guys and asked, incredulously, "You don't love your Mother?" They were all SO embarrassed & I was SO proud. He's always been that way.

    snicksnocksnack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird that I never really felt embarrassed by my parents?

    Matthew Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another example of something that is not only a female issue.

    Anna Drever
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once when my middle child was in his teens I went up to him and his friends and said something to the effect of ‘Hello young man, would you like to come home with me?’. His friends didn’t know what to think since they’d never seen me before. Fortunately middle child, now in his thirties, thought it was hilarious. He gets his sense of humour from me. 😀

    Cindy Yegas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all parents: As a teen, I can inform you that we, as kids, think that parents are embarrassing us. I don't know if I'm just wiser for my age, or something, but when I tell my parents not to do something embarrassing, I always feel bad. So yes, some of us do feel bad, so please don't take what we say personally.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids | nanny? What the freak is wrong with you. You insane person. No wonder they blanked the name out. It's I not |.

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t vote up enough to take you out of negative but I feel your pain.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is with the new trend of using the character "|" instead of the capital letter "I"? XD

    Bobby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure, but I read that as "the kids or nanny" about 5 times trying to make it make sense before I realized it's not a pipe operator it's an I

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    Suby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens to preschool and elementary teachers a lot. My students used to ask me where I work. :-)

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf, it's not the kids paying the nanny, it's the parents, and the nanny has voluntarily taken the job, thus enjoying being with the kids. So there's that.

    Bhadrika Love
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a plane with kid I was nannying who was throwing a tantrum. Kid: "you don't care about me! You're only here because my parents pay you!" Me: "you know that's not true. You know how you behave, and that NO AMOUNT OF MONEY would be enough to put up with it. I'm still here because I love you. Now do as you're told." Stranger in next seat: [struggles to not burst out laughing].

    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that point, I would feel too bad taking the money! That's really wholesome <3

    PunnyPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or ask for more cause you're clearly doing it right!

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    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, sweet innocence. Eventually they'll realize your friendship was based purely on a monetary transaction within our capitalist society.

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we using a pipe (|) now to avoid apostrophes? Oh, it’s a slash. Had to read this 3 times to understand it.

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    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even be mad 😂 I'd be like "You frugal genius, feed me another half price Russell Stover!"

    Vanessa Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I paused a show so that I could read your comment out loud to my husband, that’s how funny it is! Kudos!

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    Rachel Mion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kids used to refer to Valentine's Day as "half priced chocolate eve".

    Nitka Tsar
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    2 years ago

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    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents married on Veteran's Day so they'd always have a three-day weekend for their anniversary.

    Brier Random
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But veteran’s day is always November 11, not usually a weekend!! In the US, anyway.

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    Penny Kemper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? WHO celebrates the proposal date? Doesn't make sense. It's not the anniversary of your wedding

    juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh i assumed he proposed on that day, and the wedding was exactly 1 year later. yeah just celebrating the proposal would be weird

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    Rachel Reynolds
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    our anniversary is 7/11 so we can both remember the date.

    JE Cummings
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, while we dated, hubby took me to McD's, I took him to steakhouses; I paid for our wedding bands. We've been married for 50 years.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart man. I do the same. Nothing like walking into CVS after a candy holiday and replenishing your stock.

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    Very Normal Giraffe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hero we didn't deserve. Moments like this really bring a tear to my eye :,)

    Michael H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are several perfectly safe ways to cook chicken from frozen: baked, Instant pot, even microwaved (though it is pretty rubbery but decent for chicken salad). Best way is air fryer. Right out the freezer, spray with oil, toss on some herbs and spices, air fry 10 minutes, turn and 5-10 more. Easy peasy.

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know it's not really the point, but if you ever need to defrost something quickly, put it in a ziploc bag and submerge it in warm water for a bit! tried this with frozen fish last night and it worked really well

    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take out something humongous from the freezer and get three days of not cooking. Except nuking a sausage roll or boiling an egg.

    Matthew Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one that is not a female problem.

    Carrie Laughs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's BP - their headlines often lack... precision.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I can decide if I have the energy to continue the conversation lol

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if the notification is for something important that really does need immediate attention

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    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's usually an option to disable the 'read' function on your end- e.g. it doesn't tell them whether you've read their message yet. It helps.

    Vesna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FB messenger is the most annoying app that shows if you are online or not. They know it, but they never implement the feature to turn it off

    Thor Haugen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally. When I have insomnia I like to do things like read Bored Panda, but I have no desire to have a conversation with someone at 2 AM.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s definitely a good safety practice to implement in general with all the scammers and such out there!

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    freakingbee (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "because you're sweet and delicious and my favorite??"

    Bonesko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully not spongy and gross 😬

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    Macy Kay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay so they live together, at what point does the last name stop being “Hinge”

    Garry Cowan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too so it's not too chilly for my after work shower even in the summer time in Scotland..I really really need to relocate to a warm country

    Igor914624
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am with her, I hate the cold. Please preheat the house.

    Irene Bucior
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this…just up the heat for Gd’s sake.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The words you were looking for are "sure, sweetie"

    Shawn Barry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    might wanna black out her last name

    Regina Machamer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the opposite.. I text my husband to turn the heat down/ac up when I'm omw home and he's there already lol

    Far Cough Khan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with butter on top or on the side?

    Doug the Special one
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you are that unwanted surprise rom a "friend"

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hair style hasn't changed in 20 years either

    Strings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither has mine. Mid-back length braid

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear the exact same clothes every time I go out and nobody can stop me

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, Tobey looks like he `s in his early thirties but he`s already 48 😯

    Sarcastic Jock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does it so the paparazzi douche nozzles leave him alone. No way to date a pic if it's the same outfit. Believe other celebs do the same.

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I can't blame him. If the same shirt fits and still looks pretty good, why not keep wearing it?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus points for charcoal grey because it does not show dirt / stains very well. Combine this with a nice pair of Wrangler jeans from Walmart and you've got a rocking dad outfit! But if I'm going out with a friend I also have t-shirts with big pictures of animals on them.

    Florence O'Grady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comfort will always be more important than style, always!!!

    April Caron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who wants to know what laundry detergent Toby’s using? Because that shirt looks brand new after 20 years! Electric dryer? Line dried? I need to know. /s 🙃 ⸮

    René Studer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men usually freeze a specific moment in their life when they felt the most comfortable. Whatever style of clothes he is wearing at that time, he takes it and rides it out till the end.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fr though. My elbows and knees are always looking crusty, musty, dusty, and in dire need of lotion. Especially now that my spring pollen allergies are kicking in.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are so dry, that every one of my pants has a hole on the left knee (I always use my left knee to get down or up from the floor, when playing with my kids or dusting something off the floor and stuff like that)

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    Mystery Egg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need more fatty acids in your diet if your elbows are crusty. Moisturiser just covers the problem up temporarily.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just lick your elbow then /J

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only have one dry elbow. It's the arm I lean on all the time to read.

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put a little aquaphor or vaseline on em once in a while 🙂

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    freakingbee (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did they...censor the word traumatized??

    And the like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes...this is getting out of hand, and we are about to witness a rebound in the next year where everyone will start to say offensive things as a reaction to this nonsense.

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    Sarah Biondo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the ducks, like with lots of blue

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that kitchen functional or just for show? I can't imagine trying to cook on that stove and having a fern in the way.

    Rae Ramirez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen my big kitchen roosters?!!! It’s the opposite of having an enormous truck

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minimalism is restful. Just grey or beige with pops of color like knickknacks and throw pillows and art on the walls.

    Matthew Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who... who TF had a kitchen like this? How is this a female problem?

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom's kitchen theme was pigs, no clue why (started when she bought a pig from "Italy" in EPCOT and named it after the waiter we had). The rest of the house was southwest themed

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Gen X and the roosters traumatized *me*. And I like the colors yellow and blue, but never in a kitchen after *that* fad for "French country". (What French countryside did they look at?!)

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peach, sea foam green, and teddy bears, for me. And so much f’ing lace edging. My style ended up mid-century meets industrial, just to avoid f’ing lace.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom did the country style kitchen...red check curtains and tablecloth, and cows. LOTS of cows.

    Mari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the nineties it were the black anc white cows, everywhere!

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    #35

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    Rachel Mion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I married my next door neighbor. This is what we should have done.

    SZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FINALLY someone who agrees that couples can live next to or near eachother. My BF and I both agreed to NOT give up our respective places and get so much shiiz for it

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I watch those shows with families living in those tiny houses, I always think, sure, if I get one and my husband gets one and we have a nice deck in between

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na.. we dream of a Vierseitenhof. Basically a farmhouse with a house or barn of each side and a wall with a gate on the fourth side. Enough space for 4 adults, three dogs, a vegetable garden and chickens.

    Matthew Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet ANOTHER ONE that isn't a female problem. WTF?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't pay much attention to bored Panda titles, they rarely fit, and sometimes change between breakfast and lunch

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the get go, my ex and I thought a duplex was right for us. We'd probably still be together if we'd pursued something like this. (Pregnant pause) Nah, that's just stupid thinking.

    Regina Machamer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin and I (both F only a year and a half apart in age) have always been best friends and when I was 12 she moved half a block away from me and we always used to say we were going to build and underground tunnel or some sort of air tube tunnel to each other's houses lol

    Patricia Stilwell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be perfect for my husband and me.

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    #36

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    Annika Traritrara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want to be thanked four times in ten seconds for doing your job?

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    Eloise_Is_Weird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes part 1 of the people pleaser chronicles

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy! Me: You too! oh wait.. *awkward staring at eachother*

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mid-covid horrendousness I had finished a double shift and told "go home see you in a few hours": so heading home exhausted and dehydrated from 16hrs in full PPE. I had forgotten to fill my car water bottle so pulled into a servo to get something to drink. I asked for a bottle of water and the lady started crying. I thought I had said something bad with my tired brain and started to apologise and she was like "no no no you are the first person today that said hi how are you may I please have when asking for something". o.O so I stayed to chat for a bit with her to let her vent as she said she had been there since early hours of the day as people had called out sick and her boss kept texting "stay there till someone comes". Essential workers were not just in hospitals then

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    #37

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    Ellie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best I can do is 2 cold cans of ravioli

    Sweet_Dee
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll shìt. [Grabs can opener]

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    Eloise_Is_Weird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person with dyed hair and piercing I felt that on a personal note

    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the above lol: and my latest tattoo (3 days ago) is physically hurting me more than my mental health is hurting. 🥺 It works for a while...

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person whose tattoos and piercings came before my breakdown, and have had none since, maybe my gods aren't appeased.

    Erica Knapp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking this about myself lol So guess it's a hair cut and dye situation then lol

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    Jason Boyd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Face it, you'll just dye or cut your hair and call it done.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those people you know who do this over and over

    Alethea Wiesner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you considered giving yourself bangs?

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or you can eat junk food on the floor

    Darlene Erese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont be ridiculous you dont have to do anything permanent . Eat most of a pie while standing with fridge door open then regret it until despair makes you another pie. No one has to know your having a long bad moment.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO - you will come to regret every one of those choices if made under those conditions. Do NOTHING to your hair, do NOT get pierced or tattooed! Eat & drink copious amounts of chocolate & wine (red goes best with chocolate) and wait until the crisis is over. THEN - choose the hair, piercing, tattoo experience you actually WANT with a clear head. (Also, wait for the wine hangover to go away).

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially while SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF SO NO ONE ELSE CAN SLEEP *ahem*

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... also doing the same thing several times during the night as a bonus

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, once you explain it to them, I'm sure they will understand.

    Sarcastic Jock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried. It's like the little gits find it funny or something.

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    JensenDK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once overheard a young woman saying she didn't understand that parentes let their children wake Them up so early. When she would have a baby, she would simply learn the baby to sleep in. So it as simple as that. I always wanted to know if she succeded....

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! I actually had a collegue once with a then 3yo. When this little girl woke up before mommy wanted to get up she would just say to her little girl "it's still sleeping time honey, come here and snuggle up". My collegue said that would work till noon

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    Jj321
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toddler woke up today at 5:45. He was yelling at the cat telling him he was too heavy. So I went to see what the cat was laying on, assuming his blanket. Toddler made me come look at the cat, who was laying on absolutely nothing at the foot of the bed. So I guess my toddler just thinks my cat is fat.

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's to say there isn't important baby stuff to be done at 5:45am?

    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but babies are growing at a rapid rate and they feed on easily digestible liquid food, given how hangry and volatile i get on an empty stomach, i’d beat a baby at crying if it meant a meal ticket

    Mari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the baby and the cat have secret meetings at night to discuss the wake-up scheme

    Patricia Stilwell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've not been around babies much, have you?

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    #39

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    Ellie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's gonna tell him?

    Alex Luiz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does he think it's like divergent tectonic plates moving away from each other and the hair just wells up like magma to fill the gap?

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Implying that a bouffant or a beehive is formed by convergent continental plates?

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... it is kinda hard to change a part you had for 20+ years ... tbh, this year I combed my hair like 3 times, and they STILL have the same part line as they had last year. It's set for good now.

    Julie Zugz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She used a complicated device known as a comb. Seriously, do men not understand that your hair-part is changeable??

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something here???

    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently this man thinks that hair only grows from the part we make in our hair 😂

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    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women are sworn to secrecy at their first haircut.🤫🤔

    Samyan Elrod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahhahahahahopeinhumanityisgone

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    #40

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    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was that work mom, it was cute at first, then when they annoyed me I just wanted to lock them in the supply closet as a time out

    Lori w
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes 👏 usually the woman that's been there for years, brings candy everyday, and works too much despite a bad back

    ️ ️lefty libra️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a school mom and school auntie. shout to Mrs. Carbajal and Ms. Krysten

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best is not a work mum, it's a canteen mum. As a young looking 18 year old in my first job it was awesome eating at the work canteen. The canteen mum would be like "you look like you could use a bit more roast beef" then pile the plate with enough for two meals.

    freakingbee (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a theatre mom, they're the same age as me but they adopted everyone in the cast and crew

    N Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to be the work mum, but as I look around the office, I'm increasingly aware that I am, in fact, old enough to be their actual mum...

    Shyla Grace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a busser at an Italian restaurant and there's this absolutely LOVELY waitress who's about my mom's age. I LOVE my work mom

    Sweet_Dee
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And every job I've had I've somehow turned into the work mom 😭

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    #41

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That second picture looks nothing like the nails in the first pic. Weird.

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, if you look at the pinkie in the first photo, it’s blue-ish, and the ring finger following it is pinkish, continuing the pattern. The lighting just makes it bleached

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    Julie Snelling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the days of a woman choosing her own ring and getting the right size?

    Sorry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second pic shows that they are in a jewellery shop..

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you worry. That ring will be fitting perfectly before the weekend's over.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most store sizes are a 6. If you don't know your girl's ring size, you still buy the ring and pay for resizing.

    Jason Doakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here we have a bride-to-be who doesn't throw a hissy fit even tough the ring is too small. Commendable. It's a passable joke, but she doesn't deserve the ridicule.

    Mariele Scherzinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did people start holding up their ringed fingers into the camera as if it were the Nobel Prize or sth like that? I'll never understand.

    MelFunction
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sausage fingers sympathise.

    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad tricked my mum into a jewellery shop to get her ring size

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    #42

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too cute! Look at the little cat! :D Definitely the best way to handle stress!

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pet’s usually the one getting me into bed at a decent hour! If I don’t take her outside and then go to bed at 11 o’clock pronto, she will standby the door leading to the backyard and bark at me until I do! Animals tend to be far better attuned to natural rhythms and such than we are nowadays, in my view.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to brag but, my grumpy old man dog who never wants to sleep with anyone because he needs his space and no movement has spent the last two nights in my bed 😊

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lay down. LAY YOUR TAIL DOWN" Me: I..I need to go potty 😳

    Matthew Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's... that's a guy... on a list of female problems... I confused.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you choose to breastfeed it'll take another year or more (I know depending on how long you can take it, if you pump after drinking etc ). It's been 9 + 21 months and still going 😅

    Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first brother didn't stop breastfeeding until he was like 4, but my other one stopped when he was 1, I was *forced* to stop when I was 2 due to my mom being pregnant again. So there is definitely a range of ages

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why block the face of someone who will look completely different in 3 days.

    Patricia Stilwell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would have been so much more effective if only you had known which to-two-too to use.

    Sarcastic Jock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah, my kids are 11 and 4. I refuse to drink because a hangover with that noise is not the smart choice.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know you can have A drink. There's no rule that says you have to have a bucket of cocktails and be hung over the next day.

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    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait another 5-6 yrs and they will be delivering it by the truck load

    Chrissyfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could actually be a fruit cocktail...

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    #44

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we got unachievable standards for houses as well

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often wonder where the people who own those houses you see in magazines and on TV actually live. Because it's sure not in those houses.

    MrsFettesVette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in a house like that, I think that happens a lot with only children. My friends loved coming over and always said the same thing: "your house looks like a museum/magazine". Not a compliment, imo

    Colin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, really dusty and full of cobwebs?

    Lydia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, like no one lives there - lol

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    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Who’s judging you? Be happy.👍🏻❤️

    Lydia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well - then we have to do the abandoned look, I suppose. Where no one lives, no one cleans, no one cooks, no one does gardening etc...

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another perk to being old is my lower standards.

    Michelle Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After my kids moved out, I had a spotless house. I still miss the noise and the mess and they’re in their 30s and 40s.

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It takes a few minutes for the beauty sleep to kick in. Trust me."

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! I remember when my ex (an unrepentantly cheerful morning person) would greet me with "✨Good morning!✨" I usually could only manage a surly grunt in reply. My voice does not function properly for at least 10 minutes after waking XD

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    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look taxidermied 😆

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I say this my wife usually says "wth did you do now?" 🤣🙄

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not speak to me or acknowledge my existence till I finish my first cup of coffee.

    #46

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    Female Problems , httpnguyen Report

    Erica Knapp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but if your girlfriend has to buy your attention...um baby you got bigger problems and possibly very soon, no girlfriend at all.

    Matthew Fox
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    2 years ago

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    Shiva Ho
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My attention cost more than a single thought!

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    #47

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    Sweet_Dee
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh yeah, it's clearly a warmer white 🙄😬

    Air Conditioner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like do they not see the sample has red undertones while the wall has blue, smh

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    Deborah B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's right, it will be an improvement. The current shade is very cold, and the finish is too shiny. A matte finish will look better.

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! It's cold and far too shiny - a whole room in that will look very cold. Other advantage to a matte finish as well is that it shows up the imperfections on a wall less (bumps etc). Definitely better for any textured finish like anaglypta or that vile woodchip wallpaper.

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    Anikulapo
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I have an agreement that any time she asks me to choose between two shades of beige I can walk out of the room without any explanation.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until she asks you to distinguish between 50 shades of grey. 😜

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    Devil'sAdvocate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair that is a FAR superior shade of vanilla coffee.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women tend to see subtle variations in colour better than men do. Perhaps this goes back to hunter-gatherer days. Hunters didn't need that to see an animal and spear it, gatherers needed to see the difference between edible plants and inedible look-alikes.

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the colour on the card called Swiss Coffee? 🤔

    Monica Michelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warm white vs surgical sterile white. I see it

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a different shade tho- barely a difference but it is different

    Annymoose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obvs a nice warm white bordering on cream to warm up the place gawd

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    #48

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly. If my sis never knew I made her breakfast, she won't know that I also got hungry and ate it ;)

    Rob Miles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, the thought of eating breakfast in bed has no appeal for me whatsoever. There's no way to sit up comfortably in bed in order to eat, you have to be very careful about how you move so as not to knock over anything, and the food will be cold by the time you're ready to eat it. I just want to get up, pee, and go about my day!

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breakfast for dinner is much superior, who wants to eat a heavy meal first thing in the morning/

    jaysko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Peter griffin once said, "breakfast for dinner is whimsical" & I fully agree with both of you.

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    Sheila Grant
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...my husband sleeps for hours later than I do and doesn't even like to eat breakfast, so I guess it's all mine!

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never be hungry enough in the morning to eat that much

    JEON CENA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope my future husband would never expect such things from me because I once forgot to add water while trying to cook pastas

    jaysko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but how?? You add pasta to water, not water to pasta..

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    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope to be the one spoiling him as described in the picture once I marry, if I ever marry!

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    Female Problems , misskendaddy Report

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had never dated or kissed a guy passionately. But when I saw this guy in college I fell in love.. I told my girlfriend I'm in love and I'm going to marry that guy. We dated for 3 years and go married. This October will be 50 years.3 sons 6 Grands. I am so lucky!❤

    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah! She's right!!

    And the like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually fell in love with a very good person when I was 20. We broke up eventually, but he set the standard to what I would look for in men even later in life

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, this post is 100% true for me 😞 I spent the next 10+ years battling a horrible addiction. Although I take full responsibility for my actions.. I knew nothing of that life before I met him. Today, I can say I am 1,706 days clean. Or 4 years, 8 months and 1 day. I am grateful to be alive! Edit: date adjustment typo lol

    Dont Sellmyinfo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    19 must be the magic year for choosing toxic guys. My most toxic relationship started at 19, went on until I was almost 23…. Then he started all over again with a new 19 year old. I wish I’d had the sense the warn her….

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    19 to 22 for me, but he kept reappearing for several years afterwards, trying to derail me soon as I felt on top of things again....finally met my wonderful husband at age 24, ex was never able to upset me again after that! Been together nearly 23 years now, and it's like the life I had before him is just a distant recollection of snapshot memories.

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    Cecilie Hammershøy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 19 I dated a 39 year old man who took advantage of me, so ...........yep me too.

    Mimi777
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel your pain. I was 19 dating a 34 year old with 3 kids and a crazy baby mama who showed up at my job and chased me around the store calling me a “pedo fxcker” and yelling she was going to beat my a*s.

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    Tiny Dancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, I had a pretty wild "childhood" and the fella I met when I was 18 (and had my son with 5 years later) saved me from all that, in a way. We parted company a couple of years later, but are still friends more than 30 years later. He was always a good man, just took a long time to grow up. The worst person I ever met came along about 4 years ago. Got rid of him 3 years ago after an awful episode with my now adult autistic son. So, trust me, there's no age limit. With age does not always come wisdom, lol.

    Lee F.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bf when I was 19 is one of the sweetest, kindest, most generous, gentle, talented and caring people I know. 17 years later he's like a brother to me. I love his wife, and even lived with them for a short while between rentals. I guess I'm very lucky.

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    #50

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    Female Problems , NFT_HallofFame Report

    Must Be Bored Again
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a modern torture device specifically for women!

    over it already
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm (even though that rat b*stard of a gyn told me all I'd feel was a pinch and all but refused to take it out 6 weeks later, telling me it couldn't be the source of the pain.) Magically the pain was removed with the device!

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what it is, but my tired brain imagined it as a pogo stick for a baby frog.

    jdtimid123
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the research and be sure you want an IUD before getting one. I had the mirena put in, and the low dose hormone (that my gyno said wouldn't be enough to affect anything but the reproductive system) triggered vestibular migraines that actually had me black out from dizziness a couple times before realizing that was the problem and having it removed. And now I get the fun prize of getting dizzy every time I have a period or a storm comes in. Also, having it put in (and some of the cramps after) hurt worse than the time I dislocated my kneecap. I know everyone's body is different, and some people never have issues. But that's how my experience went. I've heard the copper ones cause more painful cramps though.

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my mirena removed smartish as well - they don't suit everyone (fortunately unconscious for insertion and removal due to needing other things done!).

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    Samyan Elrod
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pain is what this thing is

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDEA! The medical industry should start making stupidly shaped birth control for men that requires a doctor telling them it won't hurt as they jam a piece of metal to be lodged in their díck? Seriously! Why are only the women getting suited with genítal shrapnel to control birth? I'm sure there's plenty of medieval ways metal can be shoved into a cóck and/or scróte!

    ThéviNinja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously…everyone should google the form of birth control that was a set of metal springs inserted in the tubes, with the result being that they were so irritating that scar tissue would grow over them and close the tubes. THIS. WAS. RECENT.

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    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had mine fitted in my twenties, just before insertion the doctor said “now you’ll feel a tiny prick” and he wondered why I was choking with laughter.

    DP Nerill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's going to make it THAT sensitive.

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    Lynn Reese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pogo Stick Monopoly Piece. It's the most disappointing of all the pieces.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone reading actually has / is considering a copper IUD I recommend reading up on the health issues associated with the copper.

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    #51

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the oldest sibling who basically became the babysitter, whatever gets them to shut up is fine in my book.

    moonlight
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly, so what if i gave them a ton of goldfish? its better than having to deal with tiny demons

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God we were all like that. And what does the almost 2 year old eat now? Mainly breastmilk with sides of chocolate, gummies and pretzels lol.

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was such a good parent before I had kids.

    Julia Ford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think, I’ll say to them, “you just sit right down and eat what I give you!” I actually thought that would work!

    Tamiko
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minus the ketchup part, my Mum went through a stage of eating everything with ice cream when she was little, and I don't mean as dessert. She can't say anything about any weird combinations of food I might eat without me mentioning it.

    Lydia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wHY Do PEOPLe wRITe LIKe thAT ?

    Matthew Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the way to convey sarcasm since such a font doesn't exist.

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    Matthew Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You suck as a parent. For the record, I have 5 kids.

    I'm Kid A
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was about six, my mom convinced me to try a raw tomato. I was so disgusted that I involuntarily projectile vomited across the kitchen table, panicked, proceeded to vomit all over the kitchen and to this day won't touch them. At a summer camp they had "messy games" on the first day which included a slip n' slide filled with ketchup. The camp smelled like rotting ketchup for the rest of the week. Still can't eat it at 28 years old without gagging and throwing up a little. You also can't just say "if they won't eat dinner, they'll just go to bed hungry." I weigh 85 pounds. I've passed out, gotten a concussion and woken up in a puddle of blood because of low blood sugar. I'm extremely sensitive to flavors and can't eat a very large percentage of food for multiple reasons. If you can't accept that certain people literally can't eat a surprising percentage of food, no matter how hard they try (you think this is by choice?! We've tried everything), YOU'RE a horrible parent. And person.

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    #52

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    Female Problems Report

    Cll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like being asked that.

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    #53

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    Cee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more important question is, who is in their bedrooms taking these photos?

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Video call with me as we fall asleep together while miles apart

    Yeeters
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, i should have slept.

    Cold Eagle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hurts given the direction of things rn

    I.K. Noteboom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We stay up till 4 now laughing, drinking and dancing to our favourite songs like total dorks because we are in our own living room

    lmrbsb79
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are sleeping next to me, talking til 3am.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still friends who act kinda affectionate sometimes :)

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    #54

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    ️ ️lefty libra️
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because youre sleeping beauty, and theres nothing wrong with that

    #55

    Women-Share-Female-Problems

    Female Problems Report

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Single women without children are statistically the most satisfied with their life. So keep it up.

    TheNerdyGeek🤓
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said this to everyone when I was 12 and now I’m starting to rethink—

    TailsFangirl03
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    2 years ago

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    *whispering* She's a closeted aro/ace.

    #56

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    Female Problems Report

    freakingbee (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always put my headphones in cause i don't trust my friends

    Kaye Nicole (Nikki)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m always like “I ain’t got no headphones rn… PLEASE transcribe.”

    #57

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes all the strength I have in my mind, body, and soul (trust me, I don't have that much) to not spend my few saved dollars on fast food.

    Procrastinating....
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a side note masterchef for kids is morally wrong. A TV show for pressurising and humiliating kids is extremely disturbing.

    Matthew Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a gender-neutral issue.

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes 30 minutes to make, and a sinkful of dirty dishes, so I can spend 10 minutes eating.

    #58

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    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend getting ready to say "What did I tell you", "I warned you", and "I told you so" after I asked her for help and then chose to completely ignore her extremely reasonable solutions.

    #59

    Women-Share-Female-Problems

    Female Problems , SarahRoberts___ Report

    freakingbee (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay but seriously can we stop with the jokes about "im gonna kill myself" cause it's not funny. it's not cool.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost did that and these “jokes” sometimes make me shut down inside.

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    Julie Snelling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mines son killed himself and it wasn't till then I realised how often I said that and how inappropriate it was.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has made serious attempts to kill myself, it doesn't bother me at all. (I know I'm going against the flow of opinion here)

    #60

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    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, never. Uh uh. No way. Almost 20 years and this (plus going to the bathroom with the door open) will never ever happen! 🤢

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m saddened you went through that.. I tolerated it for 9ish years until I snapped out of it and saw reality. I really hope you are in a much better place now; mentally, Emotionally and physically.

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    Alexej Dvorak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You actually shoudn't do this anywhere above your mouth line because from there upwards you have no lymphatics protecting your circulatory system from having bacteria spilled into.

    Matthew Fox
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    2 years ago

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    Poppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is nothing, it's the butt spots that are forever

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE IT...My wife always sneak attacks the ones on my back (disgusting I know)

    TheNerdyGeek🤓
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents, married 25 years, do this

    Ephemeral Mochi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell whats going on in this image but it looks weird as hell

    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he did turn his back after we booked the wedding venue and bought my dress so ... yeah, you can

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