50 Memes That Women Will Relate To

Why dress for someone who only wants to see you without clothes? Sometimes guys make no sense lol

That would be kinda cool actually!

Me too and I'm a guy! :)

Don't forget the hydraulic lift so I don't land on my butt trying to get up.

I have a sit down bath, water level over my shoulders, and ledges at the sides to rest my elbows while I'm reading. Utter bliss

Right? You have to pick which part you want to freeze and which to warm up

****HERES TO ME HOPEYing DA 8008Z DON'T FIT****underdem ubblezies..

OMG YEEEES I WANT THAT

Right?!

I have a tub in the master bathroom that will sit 2 or three but dang it takes 2 days to fill it up

me to

I'm short, fat & should've "tested" the tub size in our new house BEFORE we purchased it.

Yes please!

If you're flexible enough you can cross your legs under the thighs and you're all underwater. I'm 1.80m and I do this.

I'm small enough to fit in my bath tub like that.... 😌

YES!!!!!

Short person here, I would like to be able to enjoy a bath without drowning....

I had it for 3 years - it was lovely, but then I'm only 5'4"

I finally got it. Well I rent but anyway my whole hippopotamuses ass can fit in it.

It`s easy, just stop growing once reaching a decent hight. You will need bigger and more expensive ladders and people helping you with shopping but you WILL fit in the bathtube and your blanket will cover shoulders AND feet. Just don`t put too much salt in the water or your boobs will begin to float, no matter how big the tube is ;)

Our house was built in 1978 with the large tub that was the norm before the skimpy, thin fiberglass junk of today. It's made of cast iron, holds the heat and covers all the bits.

BUT not so big that I can't put my feet on the far wall and still keep my head above water. Drowning kind of ruins the experience

What you want is a hot tub!

And enough cash so the water will be hot!

Had this in a hotel in Liverpool (UK). I was floating!

*sigh* Truly I am sad to burst your bubble but there is a slight issue with baths being slippery... Suddenly, you end up with your head underwater and your legs waving in the air, while you blindly and desperately try and find a place to put your book down that wasn't completely drenched in water by your initial flailing. Rinse and repeat 2-3 times during your relaxing soak.

This!

I had a clawfoot bathtub once that did that! It was heaven.

Same

I had that in my previous home. a 1.80 (meter) bath. I'm 1.67.. i could lie flat on the bottom of it

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Are not all bath tubs big enough?

Lighten up, people.... I don't think this is lack of knowledge from the guy's side. It sounds to me more like a spontaneous reaction to the flow of time. Just like you go "already?!" when you, for example, hear your nephew turned 18. And she took it with humour, because the situation is obviously bizarre and funny.

HEATED SEATBELTS WITH CUSHION-PADS to go over your stomach. Why has no one thought of this before! Would be amazing on planes and in the car for long journeys

And you notice she has lots of pockets, and can't even fit her carkeys in them. I hate decorative pockets.

I love it when a plan comes together.

these were the days....

I agree. When I was young my family always called me fat but I was right in the middle of the healthy bmi (I know that its not super accurate but for this example it works). I spent years thinking that I was fat and undesirable when I was perfectly fine. Society has nkrmalised too much that being underweight is the correct thing.

Me too...

Looking at my government at the moment: wouldn't make it any more undecisive either.

Yup.

Thats like the double standard with homemakers and working women. Many sexist men pretend that "marriage will ruin you, women are a money drain". But they are the same ones that want to date solely a sahm and that say things like 'I wouldnt date a woman earning more than me'. Well either the woman is allowed to earn money or you need to pay. Is common sense...

I love dresses with pockets!!!

Well, jeez, it's not like you planned to pick up that many items. Those sneaky stores set up all the wrong displays in all the right places. Godiva chocolates next to feminine hygiene, etc.

Where can I sign?

Please. And lets stop pretending that "healthy" means underweight. Being underweight does not make you bad and nobody should be bullied for that (same with overweight). But it shouldnt be considered the norm. Many actresses in the cinema are incredibly underweight and seen as "this is how a normal woman should look like".

I solve this by never wearing makeup to begin with.

Spread all you like as long as it doesn't bother others is a gender neutral rule

The conundrum of old age: head hair thinner, leg hair thicker.