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Do you know how it feels when a glob of $15 conditioner slides out of your hand and disappears down the pitch-black abyss drain without even stopping to say goodbye? The intensity of that sheer second of madness is so real that if you've never experienced it, imagine all the overblown drama in Gossip Girl without the safety of the screen, meaning it actually happened.

So get ready for a dose of #GirlProblem memes that capture a whole bunch of peculiar situations that you wouldn’t need a further explanation on what we are talking about. I should also remind you that although the memes talk about things that most women would relate to, it doesn’t mean they’re gender specific.

I mean, humor is universal anyway and hey, what guy hasn’t indulged in a $15 conditioner?! I don’t know about you, but my dad has.

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Eagle Girl
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why dress for someone who only wants to see you without clothes? Sometimes guys make no sense lol

Jarrod Nichols
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it's only women who think that. Men LOVE seeing their partner dressed up. Another untrue stereotype about guys.

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Sakeena
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wear hijab and jilbab, and went to get my ears re-pierced. The lady was like “but no one’s gonna see your earrings.” This crap about “women don’t dress for other people” isn’t true. Literally every time I go shopping a -woman- tells me “why? No one’s gonna see it.”

Vicky Z
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then in this case why do they sell women's clothes in countries like yours? That's ridiculous! It's great that you care about style too and I've heard that women wearing hijabs are pretty stylish underneath! That's the perfect example that women don't dress for others!

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Chicken Nugget
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think a lot of us dress more for other girls than for guys. I'd rather a compliment from a girl than from a guy any day.

Anon
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eh it's more like period, mood swings, seasons, and guys AND girls for me lol

weatherwitch
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dress for me. No make up. No posh hair do. I never wear matching underwear. I don't wear shoes or high heels. What you see is what you get, no filters, just me. Live with it or bugger off. Your choice 😊

Soul Searcher
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

REALITY CHECK: thank you! can i see a pic to make sure you're legit?

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Soul Searcher
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

REALITY CHECK: they do it because of a complex matrix of biology and society, one of which factors - desirability for sexual partner/mate.. so this meme is PARTIALLY FALSE. done..

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be kinda cool actually!

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, and fashion designers would then go to a new level on the scabbards for this year's scimitars and flyssas.

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    El muerto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about sexy, but it would be a lot harder to be a d**k around a sword laden maiden

    Zenozenobee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought exactly... catcalling a woman with a sword?

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always liked Wesley Snipes' leather trenchcoat from the movie Blade, where he wears his sword through a pocket in the back. That'd work pretty well in a ladies' cut.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd settle for a machette.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever it is we still need a f*****g pocket!!

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    BabyBooby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a machine gun as a small girl that had a strap and I wore it faithfully until age 7... without a shirt and only my panties and my shiny patent leather church shoes ....I'm 53 now and miss it so much🤗🤭

    Colin L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother taught me to respect a woman with a knife.

    Soul Searcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CONFIRMED. Also an AR-15 WOULD DO THE TRICK!

    Carolina Fernández González
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually done this once. I felt powerful as hell! Specially on public transportation. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

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    Daria B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a bath at home, but, before corona, I'd go to public baths sometimes (for the record, I'm in S. Korea, it's completely normal and platonic here), and I noticed my boobs float on the water ehehehheh

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the hydraulic lift so I don't land on my butt trying to get up.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sit down bath, water level over my shoulders, and ledges at the sides to rest my elbows while I'm reading. Utter bliss

    Niaxa King
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one too but I feel it's never going to be clean enuf or that I might keep sliding n never sit. Any tips?

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    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ended up building this dream. I’m over 6’ tall and there is not a bathtub on the planet, already made and for immediate purchase, that can fit me.

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    old claw foots are good for us tall folk they have different sizes

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    Blackheart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? You have to pick which part you want to freeze and which to warm up

    Sakeena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just bought one. I’ve made it.

    Soul Searcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ****HERES TO ME HOPEYing DA 8008Z DON'T FIT****underdem ubblezies..

    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The local swimming pool in the 90's mums treating it like a spa while dad's threw their kids around.. such fun

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    Daria B
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lighten up, people.... I don't think this is lack of knowledge from the guy's side. It sounds to me more like a spontaneous reaction to the flow of time. Just like you go "already?!" when you, for example, hear your nephew turned 18. And she took it with humour, because the situation is obviously bizarre and funny.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend has definitely said this to me more than once. It had nothing to do with lack of education, and everything to do with exasperation and light-hearted humor. Hell, even I myself *think* this when it's that time of the month. It's always just long enough to get used to the freedom and I'm just like, no...

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    Cthulette R'lyeh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband will still do this. Kindof a monthly thing, honey!! But then he always comes home with tampons and chocolates so I can't be too mad.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest i yell the same thing every time I see the blood.... "oh not again this s**t"

    Gossameringue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As guys, sometimes we forget a period is measured from the end of one to the beginning of the other ; we're stuck on this fictitious four-week time frame

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boys would be shocked at the pain and mess women deal with every month. Distracting cramps and big blood clots coming out down there? Eh, what's the problem?

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that with my ex, a fair share of times, cause my sense of time is really really bad. Sometimes I refer to some event as "a few days ago' and then realize it was months ago.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to share the joy-it only gets worse. I think.

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    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but you signed up for a 50 year subscription...without a release clause.

    Soul Searcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON'T WORRY "hun" it will automatically cancel sometime AFTER you climb over that WALL..

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am thinking that this was a humorous response between partners sharing mutually wry senses or humor. And if not, it's an excellent opportunity to open up communication about potentially uncomfortable (you never know how someone is raised or what information they've received) issues.

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got an IUD and cancelled my subscription and WOO-HOO it's GREAT!!!

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    𝖊𝖆
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEATED SEATBELTS WITH CUSHION-PADS to go over your stomach. Why has no one thought of this before! Would be amazing on planes and in the car for long journeys

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patent it. Patent it now before someone steals the idea! I want to buy in!

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    Gemma Joubert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we include serial killer documentaries in the genre list??

    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the free painkillers.

    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Just dissolve some Ibuprofen in the soft drink you bring to my seat. Thank you.

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    Casey McAlister
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To hell with chocolate. Give me a steak.

    Catlady6000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always craves red meat and greens when I was on my period. Chocolate was the week before

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    Casey McAlister
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only snacks are chocolate and the only movies are sickly sweet romantic comedies and mawkish dramas?

    Derek Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kind of sexist to assume women would want romantic comedies and drama.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is. Thisnpost is full of stereotypes about women.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that looks like a billion dollar idea that was first written by a woman and was finished by a man with stereotypical ideas.....Kleenex for our "hormone crazy staff" and romantic dramas cause that's the only thing women watch! Nice try but nope

    Jen Wold
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would prefer a horror movie

    Kris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I hate rom-coms and dramas :(

    Renate Stargardt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact, I prefer action or horror movies that are really brutal and very "bloody", when I'm on my period ... no idea why 🤔😏😂

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    Deborah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you notice she has lots of pockets, and can't even fit her carkeys in them. I hate decorative pockets.

    Easily Excitable Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when the Revolution come, false-pocket makers will be first against the wall, where they will be gripped to death.

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    Tami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the flip side, it should be ok to for guys to carry purses. Sometimes they're handy if you have a few extra things to lug around.

    BluEyedSeoulite
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Hubs kept giving me his cigs, vape, keys, phone, etc. I bought him a sling bag. Best purchase!

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    A Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty much me when I go to a 7-11 on a snack run. :D

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't have that grip strength, and I should be a pro lol.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a guy I've never really though of this until I got some sports shorts that didn't have pockets and I was constantly annoyed.

    Marja Berisa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just buy your trousers from the men's section. The selections are surprisingly good!

    Vera
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    4 years ago

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    Natalia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And more strength than this.... Most of the times I hang a grocery bag to some finger.

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also true for servicemembers; we have to have our right hand free to salute, so we've mastered the art of carrying absolutely EVERYTHING in our left hand.

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    Eagle Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like every teen movie where a make over is letting down the ponytail lol

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it, now the secret is out LOL

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same goes with speaking during regular meetings, I am normally quiet, most of what I am interested in saying gets said by someone else, so when I do open my mouth, I have everyone’s ear

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DO THAT! Although it backfired… I am like, 95% Tomboy. One day I decided to wear a skirt, and everyone called me a th**

    ベンジーBenji
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also backfires.. I never wear makeup and when I put "effort" into getting ready for a company event then people and reps come up to me going, "You must be new here!" I have worked here for 10 years thanks (TT_TT)

    Sinead Kenny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this everyday... on the school run.... intentionally pffttt!

    Caroline Driver
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has always been my plan, especially with make up

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    ADHORTATOR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these were the days....

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Childhood in the '70s: Wake up. Eat breakfast. Go outside and play. Go in and eat lunch. Go outside and play. Go in and eat dinner. Go outside and play. When the streetlights come on, go in and get ready for bed.

    Moon~watcher_The_Nightwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2000's babies don't understand that Independence (like me)

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    Eagle Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was mid eye roll at the misguided nostalgia then the tears..laughing, rolling down my face tears started

    Eileen Baird
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so dangerous. In those days we had our dogs with us.

    Gabby M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately it was just not as publicised as much. I remember times....

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good old social darwinism, hasn't hurt anybody ever.

    Dani R
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really miss disappearing all day and wondering if I'd be abducted. Ah, the 90s.

    Skybolt727
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think anyone in that time period understood this not just women

    Thecoolbonnie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was just thinking that? This is more about age, then gender?

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chalk another one up to "Things today's children just won't comprehend!" And THAT is sad.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. When I was young my family always called me fat but I was right in the middle of the healthy bmi (I know that its not super accurate but for this example it works). I spent years thinking that I was fat and undesirable when I was perfectly fine. Society has nkrmalised too much that being underweight is the correct thing.

    FloC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a supportive family you had...

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    Eagle Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for Diet & Exercise!! Now, I have to wipe coffee splatter off my screen lol

    Laura Craig
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I hated myself. HATED myself. Would NOT wear anything cute, would NOT go swimming, would NOT beleive a guy liked me (because who would like this fat lump?) A few years ago I saw one of the rare... like rare pictures of me at that age (cos again, I would not let people take pictures of my fat self).... omg I was fine. I was pretty even! What a f****g waste! I'm so pissed!!

    Amina Hays
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sick and tired of people judging women based on how thin they are. I weigh just under 100Ibs and that's because I have a multitude of health problems. I think I look disgusting and am working very hard to try and put on some weight. People always say not to "fat shame" people but nobody ever says anything about "thin shaming" it works both ways for goodness' sake.

    Christina L
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! After my twins were born I went to extremes to lose the baby weight. I only realized that I had overdone it when my husband said eww upon seeing my spine poking through. I thought I looked the way nature intended! I'm now at a healthy weight and am very self confident! I used to think stick thin was the only way to look beautiful. Now I know that beauty does not correlate with the number on the scale...high or low!

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    ejfs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly I grew up in the times of "heroin chic", so the only time I have felt pretty is when I was 5kg underweight. I fit into the clothes of a child....

    ChinmayGhule
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are able to run a marathon (at least a small or mini marathon) then you are fit. Of course, please don't strictly apply this everywhere!

    Gowri Varma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my family tells me i am STICK while my friends tell me i am FAT! WHAT DO I BELIEVE!?

    Berry Budgie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe that you are beautiful either way. Also, you should get some better friends

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    catherine todd
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Now that I am over 70 years old, I feel exactly the same way! I was never "fat" but I saw plenty to be dissatisfied with. Now, I'd give my weight in Gold to look like that again!

    Evelien Stijger Martens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was called fat bu eveyone , but when i look at pictures i realy don't get it.

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    BetweenTheCracks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After my hysterectomy, I had a bonfire to honor/destroy all my period underwear. Got a lungful of burning elastic at one point, but it was totally worth it.

    Kim
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the "I think I'm gonna have sex tonight" panties.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what the third type implies....

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    Tracy Wallick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Period underwear, and I Deserve To Feel Cute underwear

    Katarina Möllerström
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And “as I grew out of these I shall grow into these again” underwear.

    TK 421
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to ask the wife about that last one. 🤪

    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use the same ones because I’m thrifty and it worked for Bridget Jones.

    Nicki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true for me, it hurts! I am glad I am not alone though 🤣🤣🤣

    Shelby P
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just threw out all my #3's No worries, they'll come back eventually

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    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at my government at the moment: wouldn't make it any more undecisive either.

    Solidhog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think putting young girls into politics in the UK would make it more popular with the old men already in it.

    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t work. They just got called “SJWs”. (In fairness, they - along with adults in social justice spaces - do go about it in dysfunctional ways sometimes, and even people in social justice spaces talk about that.)

    Kim Price
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I teach high school, and I want this on a t-shirt.

    Eagle Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd fit right in as politics is basically high school.

    TimesNewLogan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, teens aren't allowed to actually get involved until they're 18, and that's just for voting. They can't be governor until their 20s or 30s, they can't run for Congress until they're 30, and they can't run for president until they're 35.

    Thomas Turnbull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain’t gonna work-in the UK they are all too woke.

    DarkAngelNic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah all the gross creepos in politics would love that way too much.

    Kendra Kupferschmid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the last few years, they’re the ones running it…

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    TTorrest Author
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking as someone who's large on top... There are only two choices for how we get to look in our clothes: fat or slutty. There is no in between.

    Missy Moo Moo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes cause I'm always trying to hide them from men

    Kimberly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao. I also do this, I went so far wearing my son's t-shirt and that didn't work. No matter what you do if your big on top you can't hide them

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    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PS: anyone with bazooms knows the art of stitching a button blouse closed , to inhibit the dreaded Gaposis

    KittyMommy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Target has started carrying shirts the have buttons on the inside running in between the outside buttons to stop this! Was so happy to buy a button down shirt again

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    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the damn time! I would dress SO differently if Grandma Healy hadn't made me inherit her mondo knockers.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment is pure gold! Love you. 😄

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    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I even understand this without ever having had boobs.

    Mindy Keys
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an A- so I have everything from nip covers to padded bras to full on chicken cutlets, so it's easy for me! Start at zero and you can always add on - just like accessories!

    Vihra Stancheva
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I hate how shirts look on me because of the boobs but nothing to do about it.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could kill you with a flying button from my blouse when I take a deep breath.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats like the double standard with homemakers and working women. Many sexist men pretend that "marriage will ruin you, women are a money drain". But they are the same ones that want to date solely a sahm and that say things like 'I wouldnt date a woman earning more than me'. Well either the woman is allowed to earn money or you need to pay. Is common sense...

    Trillian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woman: *looks at guy who is none of these things* *leaves*

    Juan Hernandez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wants someone who wants me back 😭

    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all men are this way. Some of us just haven’t reached that level of understanding just yet

    Raylene
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FACT! 27 yrs of marriage & he's still my #1 fan (w. all permissions granted) 🤣💪

    Gossameringue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if she's taller, then you're probably not even going to make a first move.

    Colin L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope... found that woman and she is my partner. Having a partner who is smart and funny is wonderful!

    ChinmayGhule
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the cases where this is true it might be because of insecurity and low self-esteem. If the woman is earning, then she would not be dependent on the male, and there's a larger possibility that she would leave him im case of a major conflict. On the other hand, if the woman is not earning then the man can stroke his ego by making her feel she is of less worth and is contributing less to their family. (modern hidden slaves know as housewives). I'm just sharing my thoughts, correct me if I'm wrong.

    Eglė Bukauskaitė
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same with gamer slob fantasizing about a gamer girsl. Meets gamer girl. Sorry, you're the opposite of sexy. I wanted a gamer who is almost capable of holding a controller. TFFF

    Kendra Kupferschmid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *woman is funny, intelligent, badass, cool, chill, gets along with his friends, kind, sweet, tough, independent, & loyal* Men: I mean, you’re cool and all but you’re like a 6 and I’m more into 9s…

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    ElenaK
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love dresses with pockets!!!

    Carmen Sandiego
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a dress with big pockets and an awesome design. Well thought out, but had a slim waist. I don't have a problem with that, but forcing that thing up through my hips was torture. Later I found out it had a zip on the side to loosen it to slide it thought your hips. All that sliding was for nothing. So yeah, it's my favourite dress now.

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    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to have pockets in my coffin. Pockets for all eternity!

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have decided I will only buy dresses with pockets. Real ones, that you can use for more than a kleenex

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Born in t shirt, grown up in t shirts will die and be buried in t shirts (no pockets)

    Dragon Lord
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I shall be buried in a t-shirt and shorts. WITH POCKEEEETS.

    Melissa Gallo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the obsession with pockets, I never use mine if I have them (except in coats), putting anything in them just adds bulk at the hips, which I certainly don't need, and distorts the look of the garment...

    Just saying
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're crying because you didn't leave your pocketed dress to one of them.

    Katelyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing I want in my wedding dress is deep pockets

    catherine todd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my clothes don't have pockets, I usually won't buy them OR I sew them in myself! What's good for the gander is good for the goose, too!

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mom bought me nightgown..with zipper pockets:D

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, jeez, it's not like you planned to pick up that many items. Those sneaky stores set up all the wrong displays in all the right places. Godiva chocolates next to feminine hygiene, etc.

    AngelWingsYT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shopping be like: *goes in for milk bread cereal* *leaves with milk bread cereal chocolate (5 types) 2 bags of chips a movie your favorite frozen dinner ice cream a book and a new shirt*

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    Pen Irwin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this all the time! Glad I'm not alone.

    Eagle Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn BOGO's get me Every Time!

    ChinmayGhule
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love using a shopping cart! I feel so damn rich and sophisticated when I do that.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave up on bringing my own shopping bags ( They never made it out of the car before I started shopping).

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why are only women allowed to relate to this?

    Monfel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Others are also welcome to relate.

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    Kendra Kupferschmid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just grab a cart now even if I’m only getting 1 thing because I know I have no self control.

    Demon Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can. *hero music plays* super strength goooo

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with endometriosis and sometimes periods that last weeks or months: I am a billionaire!

    Lys Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell yeah...I rarely feel as sick as I do on the first two days of my period :(

    Wistiti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. I only need and want a dark place where no one is allowed to speak for a day or two...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes i need that even when I'm not in my period

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    Rachel Peterson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus, I'd be happy if they just didn't charge for sanitary supplies, I mean come on! It's not like we have a choice in the matter!!

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if you have to wear a uniform and do not have easy bathroom access

    BetweenTheCracks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this retroactive? Please say yes-- then I can retire!

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to sign that petition. Alternatively, I'd be already very happy if at least menstrual hygiene products were cheaper or even free

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And another 1000 for each day you don't hit the idiots at that "special" time.

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMFAO....and don't kill anyone.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please. And lets stop pretending that "healthy" means underweight. Being underweight does not make you bad and nobody should be bullied for that (same with overweight). But it shouldnt be considered the norm. Many actresses in the cinema are incredibly underweight and seen as "this is how a normal woman should look like".

    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are women with those bodies who post photos of themselves to normalise it. You just have to support them.

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say "You do you" Confidence always sells. Look at Lizzo.

    Furious George
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are dad bods actually a thing though? (Asking for a friend).

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody besides marketing people and idiots set the current standard of women's bodies.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true at all. A lot of other people judges women if they arent skinny and "hot". Like my grandmas.

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    Shelby Moonheart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we change the must shave legs in public requirement too? It makes no sense.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... probably gonna get shot down in flames here but... women's magazines?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all need to be okay looking like the cut out bodies on public bathroom doors

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I solve this by never wearing makeup to begin with.

    Lillukka79
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, and telling the perky person commenting on my appearence that they look like they're on coke.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a very serious b*tchy resting face no makeup or plastic surgery can cure. It serves me well when people assume I am P.O’ed at something. I just remain quiet and let people stew in their imagination

    K. Anderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so rude when people tell you that you look tired. Basically telling you look like s**t

    Denise Morley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it’s a loved one just noticing and expressing care.. ei. My mother when my children were littles.

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    Joanna Maynard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teenager I got so fed up of one guy telling me how ill I looked EVERY time I saw him ( my skin was naturally pale) on one occasion when I knew I would see him I put on blusher, he told me how well I looked. I told him it was blusher as I was fed up with him telling me I looked ill, he never said it again.

    Butternut DerpFarts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go out looking like I crawled through the woods and I don’t care.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just mean. Who does that?

    Diana Strassburg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are those people???? Relatives???

    Simon Grundin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a dollar every time a woman found me unattractive, women would attractive.

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spread all you like as long as it doesn't bother others is a gender neutral rule

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually IDGAF if it bothers someone HOW I sit. I don't encroach on others space...STFU

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to sit like a girl. Step 1 : be a girl. Step 2 : sit.

    Sabienn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are a girl and you sit somewhere, you sit like a girl

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riding my broom is the only occasion I sit " like a girl" cause its so annoying when the bats get lost in my skirts :-)

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of your plumbing, you should always ride your broom side-saddle. There's certain places you don''t want a splinter because you run into a heat plume.

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE they used 'ONCE'. Still Team Regina!!! Lana Parilla can do No Wrong!!

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! I’m surprised nobody else commented on that. Both of the scenes are Once and Regina is Queen forever!

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    Tracy Costa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love sitting between two men on the subway and slowly spread my legs until they cross theirs. It sparks joy.

    Jenny Lorenz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    potatogamers2 that doesnt matter at all what so ever. Comfort is comfort

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    Easily Excitable Panda
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both Princess Diana and Duchess Kate were/are required to sit ankles together, with their legs at a slant, for modesty's sake. I tried it once. You need butter muscles than I have; it's really uncomfortable!

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love sitting like that! It’s comfortable. Legs spread is comfortable too. Legs literally crossed seems the least comfortable. Ankles crossed is just chillin.

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    Erjenn Rejano
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this all the time. It drives my mom crazy

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The conundrum of old age: head hair thinner, leg hair thicker.

    Donna Watt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's the opposite. Yay, I no longer need to shave!!

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    Luna W.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Salt water burns like hell on freshly shaved legs..!

    Soap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason I shave is shorts or dresses. Otherwise I'm a yeti :D

    Lex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even shave for those. I just flaunt my Sasquatch legs.

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    Tonya Wallace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me think of the time I shaved my legs then ran straight into the Gulf of Mexico. Unreal pain.

    Darkk_Ivy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do they get it so accurately ?

    Lex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOATHE shaving. It's uncomfortable, and for me, this picture confirms it.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when someone tells me to calm down when I'm legitimately angry.

    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's degrading and means they don't take your complaints seriously.

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    Isabella
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    telling a woman to calm down is equivalent to the results of baptizing a cat

    Joe Reaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling anyone. At no time has the phrase 'calm down' ever made anyone calmer. I do not get why people use it.

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    Terry Tobias
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same feeling when you're clinically depressed and someone tells you to cheer up. Like there's a switch you can flick.

    This is fine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And are you okay when you’re crying hysterically because I’m clearly not okay I’m crying

    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guaranteed way to double someone's anger.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse is someone screaming "'calm down" at their kids. No better way to confuse a child and link something to its complete opposite.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also when i didn't have any coffee yet and someone decides to talk to me

    ApolloXX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you that quirky and special that no one has the right to talk to u when you didnt have your ''cOfFeE"

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    Glenn Zoontjens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the history of the world, has anyone EVER calmed down when thy've been angry/upset/stressed when someone has said "calm down"

    ApolloXX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This relates to men too you know?

    Tracy Wallick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My response to calm down is "I was calm, until you said that"

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    H.L.Lewis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Spoiler alert): Wait until you get arthritic fingers. Every little thing you try to do will make you psychotic !

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I nearly get psychotic just trying to put the leash on the dog. Give me a necklace and I have to meditate afterwards.

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    Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or get my hair to be smooth while putting it back into a ponytail.

    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And suddenly you understand the frustration of a dog chasing its tail.

    Tanja H
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't sah I online got married because of this...but...you know

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will some people understand that sometimes you just need to vent?

    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I don't want to hear what I could've done better yada yada yada, I want you to agree with me that everybody sucks and feed me chocolate.

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    Tiny Dog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is a Social Worker, and I have had to tell him on more than one occasion, "I don't need you to case-manage me! I just need a damn hug and cup of tea while you listen to me rant!"

    over it already
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you just need to vent TELL THAT TO THE OTHER PERSON! Seriously, just communicating that is easier and works better. Source: 42 yr old female (me)

    jjdubs W
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to YouTube. Type in "It's Not about the Nail." You're welcome!

    Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will say when I just need to vent, and that I do not want a solution.

    Brian Kirk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will happily sit and listen to someone vent, as long as they are willing to listen when I need to vent. At 57 years old, I have not met that person yet.

    AngelWingsYT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just need to bitch it all out

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    TK 421
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His father needs to sit him down and try that “talk” again. Clearly there was a misunderstanding.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    Actual nice guys don't brag about it, they are just naturally kind, and their relationships are consensual and healthy. So-called "nice guys" are just entitled jerks.

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the nicest guy I've ever met. He has never told me that he is nice. He has not told me much about him at all (he leaves that to his mom, who is a good friend and very willing to brag about her Physical Therapy student son). He laughs at my baby brother being silly, he always greets me with a smile and hug, and he talks gently. He is willing to put up with all my nonsense (I kinda lose all sense of grammar and sentence structure around him), and shows genuine interest in my interests. And as a bonus, he is adorable. Seriously, a guy can't get much better than that.

    Me
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side note: why do teenage boys enjoy agitating people.

    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the boy in the picture is probably taunting his sister

    TimesNewLogan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're a nice guy, you shouldn't have to say it. Just... be a nice person?

    Kendra Kupferschmid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice guys don’t broadcast the at they’re nice nor do they pressure chicks who won’t value them

    Michal Fiala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get off internet for once and go out ;)

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medical neccessity vs appropiate behaviour

    Christian Isenbort
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medical *necessity vs *appropriate behaviour, greetings from germany

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    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elbow deep? Are you sure you're in the right place? You might want to check the sign on the door. He's either a vet or a plumber.

    Katia Wolfe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Hides bra and underwear underneath neatly folded clothes on chair

    jaysko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I 100% thought I was the only one who does this!! Thank you for normalizing this odd behavior! :)

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you hear "okay, wiggle a bit... PERFECT" and you're lying there thinking, "These stirrups aren't for his view, it's so I can't kick in his teeth".

    jaysko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh the dreaded "just scooch down a little for me"

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    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad to say, in medical settings, men are more in danger of being sued for not leaving for you to change than literally anything that takes place during the examination. I was told this in school by the program director, and it is very true.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw an elderly gynecologist who would actually whistle while he 'worked'. Very disconcerting!

    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s for those of us who are able to appreciate considerate gestures without obsessively turning them into a negative.

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it'd be a bit weird if they watched you get dressed lol

    sam puckett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y are gynecologists sometimes guys? I'd feel very uncomfortable to have a male gynecologist

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always cut the underwires out before I wear them. Can't stand underwire bras, so uncomfortable.

    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Underwire bras are a torture implement from Hell.

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I prefer sports bras. They're very comfy for some reason

    Pamda Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip: Uniqlo makes super comfy wireless bras. And they're cheap! Only $20. They are seriously the only bras I wear anymore

    Laura Ventrice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like I'm the sore thumb here XD I can't stand bras without underwires and I can't stand even less being without a bra on

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so unfair! Always the cutest bras too. Going without underwire is for the titless.

    Grace Gosnell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME SO MANY TIMES- SO I WENT TO WIRELESS BRAS, WHICH MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME "THEY LOOK HOMEMADE". BOY DID I FEEL SEXY THEN.

    Erica Cochrane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of mine escaped at work recently. Didn't notice until I tried to bend over and it stabbed me in the eye

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that’s why I don’t buy underwires! 🤣👍🏽

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try Danskin bras. Comfy, elastic, good coverage, no underwires, tiny bit of thin padding to avoid nip popups, thick elastic chest band. Honestly, I think I could sleep in one.

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    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that last hour of sleep is the most important one, and there's absolutely no way you can convince half-asleep me otherwise.

    TimesNewLogan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waking someone up from a REM sleep is basically undoing the whole thing... which I wish my family understood before they wake me up for some asinine reason.

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    Omi bub
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alarm goes off Me to myself: your hair is fine, you don't need to wash it, press the snooze Me arriving at work^^^

    Shishal Asaurus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WISH i were this attractive 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Demon Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yas queen! you are so stylish!

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why it's called beauty sleep

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the old " the worst thing I guy fears to happen on a first date is to be laughed at, for the woman it's being raped and murdered" thing.

    Bron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even first date, just generally

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    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I've read enough 'crime stuff' that I could probably successfully get rid of a body, but I would crack immediately under interrogation, and probably confess to extra crimes I hadn't committed as a bonus.

    Joey Marlin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met someone recently who works in forensics... found out I have insufficient knowledge even after watching years of true crimes.

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    Easily Excitable Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read/watch/listen to them for survival tips. And I'm not joking.

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I can recognize the red flags

    Kitti B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Netflix recommendation: True crime, awful reality shows, Scandinavian noir My boyfriend's Netflix recommendation: anime, sci-fi, true reallly good quility movies. We use my boyfriend's Netflix account when we watch stuff together. :D

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me watching Razzoli and Isles as I read this 👀👀👀

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    #29

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    Raayaane11 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    52 + surgery + private fitness coach + personal chef + hours of professional makeup + professional photographer

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Million of dollars and crazy injections will do that. The friends reunion was terrifying. I thought Le Blanc and Kudrow where the only normal looking mortal humans

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said the same! David Scwimmer looked bizarre, Jennifer Anniston looked over filled, Courtney C*x didn’t look natural, but she could pull it off.

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    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knows how much of Jennifer Aniston is actually still Jennifer Aniston?

    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy what millions of dollars can do, right?

    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was way hotter than I thought I was when I was 20.

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I think that's true for most people, especially women

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    Sanni Salo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, Lisa Kudrow looks way better than Jennifer nowadays...

    Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jennifer Anderson had work done. Not a fair comparison.

    TimesNewLogan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the joys of money, status, and professional photoshop.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday you were wearing a blue t-shirt. Now your skin is not blue. Everything is a lie!- These men probably

    ApolloXX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know men dont have the iq of a f*****g toothbrush right?

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a woman who woke up two hours before her husband every morning just so he would never see her without her makeup on. So sad

    jaysko
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that Bridesmaids scene. But no that really is super sad

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    Jarrod Nichols
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't speak for all men. Maybe some, but being happy with yourself is far, far better for anyone's appearance than makeup. We all get old and looks fade but personality is forever. No offense, but I think it's more women perpetuating this stereotype than actual men.

    Lauren Ganze
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the men finds out women can shapeshift they might tell the church

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same goes for glasses. I e taken my glasses off to show my friends what I look like without them and they're like, "You look so different!" I'm like, how do I look so different that it makes you startled?

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the boys who thought girls' hair didn't grew and that if a girl cut her hair that was it: it would never get any longer.

    Jude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the men who think you look really tired or ill without makeup and don't realise it's 'cause you don't have any on. Or those who don't even notice a difference and say you honestly look just as good without.

    Kris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen Drag Race? :P :P

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my classmates is always scared of me whenever I take my glasses off. The shock value for him is just too high

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    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We refer to those as "clirty." They're not actually clean, because we've worn them, but they're not actually dirty either because we didn't spill or sweat onto them.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironing boards and in home exercise equipment

    LES AYM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, no that's what stationary bikes are for!

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This explains why most chairs are horribly uncomfortable, have no lumbar support, and appear to have not been designed to actually sit in.

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    need to follow this woman. she soooo gets it!

    pebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny and true!

    Jamie Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot tip, turn those inside out and hang them up so you know they just have one more wear before washing!

    Deep One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, in the modern age, chairs were replaced by work out equipment.

    Kaila Motz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I legit have a whole hamper just for these in betweens lol

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    Vic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! In my opinion this should not have anything to do with gender..

    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, I think op wanted to emphasize that that's the traditional "choice" a woman has.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free billions for everybody? :)

    Kerry Romero
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is god damn not high enough!

    Jude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always said I was born into the wrong era and wealth level - I was meant to be an Edwardian lady who had her own secretary and personal maid. With enough money to spend doing botanical paintings, hybridizing orchids and travel. 🤣🤣🤣

    Donna Mixon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how do you intend to pay your bills?

    Ella Blackwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! If only I had an independent income I could get rid of that pesky career.

    Donna Mixon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. No family. That’s cool. But no career? How are you going to pay your bills?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And be able to afford to buy the things you want, not live in abject poverty (yo Government peeps are you listening?)

    Evelien Stijger Martens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do what ever you want and give the rest a giant 🖕.

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must have the abs who goes with that. Chris Farley in a crop top don't have the same effect

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    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once told my dad he could have a say in my fashion choices when he stopped wearing socks and sandals. I was grounded for a month.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true, especially the shorts

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Ru Paul's Drag Show is actually the CIA recruiting people to time travel back to the 80s and pretend to be a hair band while they save civilization. Cher wasn't on that battleship just to film a video for "If I could turn back time", she was saving us from World War 3.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents let me wear crop tops if I wear a tank or cami underneath, which I'm totally fine with. I can't wear short shorts though and I never plan to

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why they say that. They know ;)

    Kendra Kupferschmid
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, 180lb hairy dude (cause it’s the 80s) is less likely to get kidnapped, raped, & murdered. 😅

    xXJaybirdXx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EW HIS BELLY HAIR IS OUT IN THE OPEN

    Holly Allen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just my phone or are his clothes moving when you scroll up or down????

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But seriously dont fake them. Everybody loses if you do.

    Eagle Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Faking is a woman's version of throwing in the towel. If you haven't figured it out by the time we fake...That's on You lol

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    Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to fake an orgasm. That is stupid and dishonest. Sometimes the body just does not want to do that function and I will not fake something just to stroke someone's ego.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah! I can state very confidently that women don't fake orgasms with me. Because in order for that to happen, they would have to be willing to date me in the first place!

    MusicalCatTroll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, for me it’s the same reason I don’t like dating lol

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    If you fake, we will never improve. It is for your own good.

    zovjraar me
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes we know it's just not gonna happen, no matter what. so throw a fake and make your s/o feel good.

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    pusheen buttercup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now try to be honest with my current partner, but my previous partner said they took personal pride in making it "happen" every time, and would not give up unless they thought it had occurred. Their self worth depended on my answer. It was difficult.

    Jenny Lorenz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood why some fake it. No one wins. No one.

    Gabrielle Wolfe
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all these dudes with this fedora-tipping BS like "communication is key to a good sex life" or "don't fake it or everyone loses" or "if you don't tell us we can't improve"...YOU ARE THE REASON WE FAKE IT. Nothing, literally nothing, in this entire world is as obnoxious as the dude who makes it his mission to "give" you an orgasm. Stop worrying so much about whether or not women have orgasms and taking it as a personal defeat when we don't, and we'll stop faking it. Orgasm is not the ultimate goal of sex for everyone, I can get an orgasm any time I want with two minutes an a finger, what TF I need a partner for if that's all I want? When I'm done, I'm done, orgasm or not and if I have to amp up the performance art to get you TF off me, you can bet your ass I'm winning an oscar if that's what it takes. If you want to understand faking orgasms listen to The Distance by Cake, cause that song plays in my head every GD time I fake it.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Harry Met Sally movie

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll have what she's having" Best line ever

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    TimesNewLogan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood this. Communication is key, dammit! Tell each other what you like, and make it more enjoyable for all parties involved!

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just laughed until my cat came to see if I was okay.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure the cat is not just hungry?😅

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    crazy_cat_notAlady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    giant spooders, mean cats, ghosts watching me pee; nothing scares me as much as the sports bra. i have not tried to wear mine in the past 3 years just in case I get stuck...again.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, so that's what snorting out hot coffee feels like.

    Ayia Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Audibly laughed, my dogs thought I was sleeping. They just bursted in my room ready to fight an intruder, mind you they're dachshunds.

    FloC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sprots bra over the head is good, mine usually stay stuck all rolled up right below my armpits.

    Wendy Franck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NSFW my boss just came running to see if I was ok :)

    Angela Kelley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, too funny. Getting a sweaty sports bra off is the hardest part of any workout. Trying them on is a feat within itself!

    Debra Christodoulou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when its all rolled up your back and you fell like crying , cause your arms arn't long enough.

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    Baby Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wanna stab something with that fork

    Chaotic-Pansexual-Gemini
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once was in so much pain that I got angry that there was nothing to be angry at.

    Cain Hargreaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally cried in the car on the way to work today (first day of my period) because they played "Let It Be" on the radio

    Monika Molnar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or just crying over successful rocket launches...

    Dragon Lord
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    4 years ago

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    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shark week - reference to the organisation post.

    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will start call my period ´Tammy´

    Rowan Rychel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BHAHAHA I just laughed my ass off

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you Mother Nature...NOT!!!

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cramp* Me: oh HELL no!! don't you f*****g start with me

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to break it to you, even that becomes exhausting.

    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the more reason to do it while we can get the full enjoyment.

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    jaysko
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I currently have to sit in a chair while I shower due to a broken ankle. And I'm telling you...it is AMAZING. I might not go back to standing once I can 🤣 Also, why'd they blur one s**t but not the other s**t??

    Rachel Arteiro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No woman ever sat in a shower while knitting… let me try and I’ll get back to you

    Rez Fidel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOHH... Shower chair... im gonna install that. (flies away)

    Mumchkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sit on a stool to shower, I have an inner-ear issue that makes me dizzy, so it's a matter of safety.

    Jude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why I take quick shallow baths (so I can scrub my feet and shave my legs easier) and then rinse off with clean water. I hate showering.

    Hannah Burbridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is no one going to talk about why they censored "old lady ___" but not "hot girl ___"?

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until? It USED to be. They got rid of it.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, many brands use different sizing and some even tag the wrong size on their products. My shoe size differed depending on brand. It’s infuriating

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    Katia Wolfe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Final sale should not be a thing at any time. Why should I be forced to keep something because you tricked me into thinking it was good, just because you gave me a discount?

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly the same for men. And it's a scandal! How can a size 11 shoe fit me from one store but be too tight to even get my foot in at another? Clothes are the same too! Wouldn't it be great if we could develop a standard unit of measurement that all stores could use? Like a cm or an inch FFS! There really is no reason for this disparity. Triggered. I know. Sorry.

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two theories: because most of the clothes are made in Asia, sometimes by children... everything is sized by different last models. or maybe the stores don't verify the merchandise, to put a correct size.

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    Jessica Malone
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I totally agree. I am 5'6" (about 168M) tall and weigh about 124 lbs (

    Jessica Malone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It won't let me edit so anyway about 56 kilos. I am thin and in shape. I have to buy a size large or extra in the US.

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    TiffinyMichelle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grab the shirt at the breast line, hold it against your chest. For a close fit it should reach both of your sides. The farther it can reach the looser it will be. It’s a good starting point.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm between 3XL and 10XL when I buy online

    MandaPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want all clothing to come with a measurement tag. It can be "size X" but after reading the measurements I know it'll fit my Large booty.

    BetweenTheCracks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No returns if you end up not liking or wanting what you bought

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    Lady Lava
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very frustrating, and that's exactly why I never buy clothe and shoes online. I need a fitting room where I can try different sizes right away. The sizing varies, and the whole fit of a top orca pair of pants really matters.

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    Laura Würker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the same with comics, video games etc.

    BOKUTO!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....ANIMEEE THEY BE LIKE U ONLY WATCH HXH AOT AND MHA LIKE THOSE AIN'T ANIME?

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    Casey McAlister
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so you like music? Name every song.

    WiTchY_WoMaN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my god this comment made me laugh too hard XD

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    Annamagelic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else look at this photo and see bad Star Trek cosplay.

    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're not a real fan unless you saw them playing Waltzing Matilda on the spoons in my granny's bathroom in 1973!" Oh jog on, dimplebrain!

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a The Police tie that used to belong to my father, and I had to justify to a random dude in the pub that 1) yeah, I kind of know and like the band and 2) I was my father's tie and I'm wearing one of is tie every year on his birthday since he died.... He wanted to play gatekeeper and feel superior, ending up looking like the jerk he was

    Helen Adkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have also said, “Yeah, Don’t Stand so Close to Me.”

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    Xottel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a guy, I don't even know the song's names of my favourite bands. Not to mention the names of the band members.

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood guys who do this. Why don't they ever believe women when we say we're a fan of something.

    Nicki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! When I tell people I am a data scientist and know how to code, they always don't believe me and ask me to prove it. I'm like, "b*tch, I am a 42 year old grown ass woman, I don't have to prove sh*t to anyone and that includes you!" That usually shuts these people up lol!

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    Lara Verne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These guys are so annoying. she probably knows that band better than you.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I got a full look at this photo, (please note I'm tired and hot) I thought they were cosplaying Star Trek. If I have to explain why then it doesn't matter.

    JewelLapoole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Wings of Fire T-shirt. I am %100 sure that i can name like about %100 of the characters in it, because i have read all the WoF books.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People do their hair for brunch? I wear the same style every day except for a handful of times a year when it's a special occasion

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering I'm a night person and brunches are early i barely change from my pijamas to everyday clothes!!!

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    Dani R
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LHASA APSO LOVERS UNITE!

    Isabella R.W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know what shampoo and conditioner that dog in the picture uses ASAP

    Sherry McGrath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the dog is a Tibetan Terrier. They are an amazing breed!

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a Lhasa Apso butt both breeds are from Tibet. The Tibetan Terrier looks like this tibeten-te...51ea7d.jpg tibeten-terrier-60ed3a451ea7d.jpg

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shop!!! Everything looks good with good hair!!

    Kendra Kupferschmid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going out anyway. I ain’t wasting this rare effort

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    Sabienn
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only woman who actually likes wearing a bra? I often hear other women complain that bras are uncomfortable and that they can't waight to take it of when they get home. But my bras are very comfy, and I love wearing them. I feel insecure without wearing a bra, and I like the tight feeling of it. Sometimes I even sleep in it.

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only love wearing them since I discovered ones with no wires. You can get very comfortable ones with enough support now. I have been blessed in the chest department but it was always a nightmare finding bras that fitted and didn’t dig in! And as they don’t have wires, you can wear them to bed. Non-wired bras are a real game changer

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just feel the relief from the pic.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the girls free. Ahhhhhhhh

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took my bra off the day I retired and never looked back. 😚

    AnnaBanana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working from gives a similar feeling - I hate putting a bra on for meetings!

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    Angelica Bayflower
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel mega uncomfortable without one, even sleep in one now that I'm single and sooooo much more comfortable

    Diane Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bra doesn't feel uncomfortable until I take it off.

    Elisabeth Byrne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this. My bras are comfy and I even wear them to bed. And yes they have underwire I wouldn't buy a bra without underwire

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only jave one bra that i wear like in weddings or so (because is white). For the rest either I dont wear one or I wear bralettes. They are so much more comfortable

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same but without career there is no porch so I just give myself a different narrative.

    Ella Blackwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my dream. Also called retirement, but getting to be more and more out of reach for some of us because of student loans, cost of living, not enough retirement savings, etc.

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my uncle to a tee

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free botox, except more temporary and safer.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember there was actually a talk show (or something like that) on Italian TV a long time ago, when I was young. There was an episode where they talked about face lifting. They all revealed and agreed they use ponytails for that purpose. It was light hearted and funny.

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    Onion rings like to make your breath smelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i cant even put in a loose and low ponytail because anything that pulls my hair will give me a headache

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the holiday feeling by gettin rid of the bra, the jeans and this ponytail as soon as the door to your home is closed.

    Kendra Kupferschmid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The all-inclusive facelift complete with instant migraine.

    Evelien Stijger Martens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You turm in Heidi Klums husband this Halloween

    Spicy Mickey Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't have this problem, I have short hair😁

    Jude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't wear a tight ponytail as I get headaches easily and it'll be guaranteed to bring one on.

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! If mine is in too tight, or for too long, it gives me a headache!!

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of gender; Why is it so hard to apologize when you realize your mistake? I respect a person more who own up to their mistake, apologies and work to correct the mistake.

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Sometimes I overreact (much more now coz I'm pregnant) and after the cries and all I recognize I went too far. Then, we calmly address the problem. If you stick to drama, you never solve it.

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t mind eating crow, once you have done it, it gets easier, and the end results are usually more positive

    Getthepopcornout
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with backing down and apologising! I used to hate saying I was wrong but kind of now find it refreshing to do, no shame in it.

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the opposite I always apologize for everything even when it's not my fault

    Monique Blanden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup i can relate too much to this

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always realize halfway through an argument too so I just have to keep coming up with stupid reasons to support myself

    Diana Strassburg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it feels very grown up to swallow your pride.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am married and this is still me... *sigh*

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not perpetually sticky and they don’t talk back. I’m in

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, they talk back, I assure you. sometimes they even curse you :))))

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    Batwench
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never had the kids drive. The picture is me now, although I only have 15 cats, 2 tortoises and a hubby.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two is enough. I can't imagine having time for more, given the amount of attention my present pair demand.

    Claire Elizabeth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 13 and I'm always talking about how as soon as I move out and have the money for it, I'm gonna buy all the freaking cats I want

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha, after this picture I started to count mine... by the way, they are three, no room for more

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's expensive conditioner, I would never pay that much.

    Bron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have curly hair and don’t want frizz, good conditioner is pretty necessary

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    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I've used my foot to stop it. Legit Ninja Style.

    kathoco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best advice I ever got (I have naturally wavy hair so it dries out more easily) was to towel dry your hair after shampoo and before conditioner. The conditioner doesn't slide right off and can really melt into your hair.

    Robyn Rob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter has ringlets and it’s an expensive hair care product routine. She’s totally worth it and it looks great but the truth is it requires about 4 products each costing average 15.00

    Official_Blink
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is of ....... Idk man 😂😂😂🙃 Probably 5$ ( im indian and we have ruppees and Im too lazy to find out how many dollars it costs soo yeah ?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago I got talked into a bottle of shampoo that cost about that much. It was great for washing the natural chamois that they put in bike shorts before good synthetic chamois became available.

    Tim Haight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would yo spend that much for conditioner. You can spend $3 for a 28 oz bottle of Suave conditioner

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the $3 bottle has chemicals in it that are unhealthy for your hair; the shampoo is overly harsh and the conditioner is overly heavy or insufficiently hydrating. When I finally moved out on my own I started trying better products and the difference was HUGE

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    Missy Moo Moo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! I've got naturally curly hair and I love it when it rains! Makes it even curlier

    Aunt Messy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky. I look like cotton candy on a stick.

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    Yvonne Blau
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even need the actual rain. Just a little air humidity is enough :-(

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially after I spend a good 15 minutes straightening it to perfection.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men too... But I guess it must be even more frustrating for woment, because they usually tend to have longer hair, and therefore much more work to do.

    Strawberry Hellcat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it snows and your hair is so thick and curly you put your hand on the top of your head and your hair is wet...but your scalp isn't. When your complete natural hair dry time is OVER HALF A DAY. When it rains and your rotten straight-haired brother starts making sheep noises at you.

    xXJaybirdXx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE HUMIDITY SO MUCH! I have naturally curly hair and I wear it in a ponytail or a bun so when it’s humid I look like Albert Einstein. 🥲

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even need rain. Humidity works just fine, too.

    TimesNewLogan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a guy, my coworkers can tell when it's humid out based on how I look in the morning.

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    Sabienn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me when my period is about to come, combined with acne. It always stresses me out, until I remember it's just my hormones going crazy

    sweetrottenpeaches
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too.. I bloat up like a balloon and it is terrible. And oh those lovely pimples :') I feel you.

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    Gray Lyden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After things opened up none of my jeans fit

    June
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basical post-quarantine thing after months in sweatpants.

    Diana Strassburg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you a masochist???? Why even try them on???

    Gabby M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lately mine are too big....it's like DAMN I missed that size!!

    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago

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    I put this in the same category as the sex of a baby: I don’t care as long as it’s healthy.

    Toea Muresan Iulia
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    4 years ago

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    or you just became fat and fatter and fattest

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    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Olaf DOES look cute, though.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you right. I'd love to look like Olaf. he is literally my spirit thing

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    _𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠_𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕠_
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😔 I love wearing high waisted jeans and crop tops what's wrong with that

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want high waisted jeans (I'm a bit chubby, I'm thinking they might help a bit), but I am scared to DEATH to ask my mom to let me do wardrobe changes...(I'm goth as well, I want to start wearing makeup and stuff but again too scared to ask my mom)

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    Kendra Kupferschmid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Realizing I look like a well-dressed potato

    Theodore Theodora
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Olaf looks cute and so do you. Ditch the internalized fatphobia and rock on with whatever you want to wear, friend.

    Angie Ayres
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't wait for regular jeans to come back. Ones that come up to the waist, go over my shoes, and aren't ripped down the front.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be great if i looked like Olaf! But i look like obelix!!

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A female of which species?

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago

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    Now on a serious note. Please do not use "female" to talk about women. It is not only incorrect (female is an adjective) but also insulting unless it is in a very academic context. And least if you use guy to refer to men.

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    Demon Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, this is my 'can I trust you to actually tell the truth' the thing is, my gf NEVER DOES THIS and it scares me.

    Thomas Turnbull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Temperamental supermodel look out for flying phones.

    Theo C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who hurt ryan deschanel? all his comments are so pessimistic and sad it makes me want to hug him

    blugeagua
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean by "female"? 🙄

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    Or else, we need to keep lying until they start assuming they are wrong. Gaslighting is great, it is the key to a long, happy, healthy relationship.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a bit stupid. "I can get pregnant so you should respect me" is an absurd argument. "Everybody deserves to be treated respectfully" is a much better one.

    Wistiti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with you but the portal sounds wayyyyy better.

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    pebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, since human reproduction doesn't happen by parthenogenesis, a man might tell you that he has a magic wand that can insert souls into your portal ... And, in any case, being able to get pregnant is no reason to get more respect than other categories. Otherwise, just to give an example, should a postmenopausal woman who had no children be worthy of less respect?

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that’s a bit over the top

    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm, I think it was meant as a joke.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, but it can only work if a man uses his little special key to open it. Equality, mf.

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    jOrDaN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hats are the way to go yall

    Casey McAlister
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A week? If I skip one day my head starts itching like crazy and my hair looks so ugly I want to pull it out.

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k it, I wash my hair every day. Dirty hair makes me feel so greasy and awful I wanna die

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    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we seriously not allowed to THINK anymore? People will still have crushes on others even when they've already been married to someone else for 40 years!

    Bobot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I regret not buying that black mug 2 weeks ago.

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shortly after I got promoted I found a T-shirt with a picture of Angelica from Rugrats saying “I’m the Boss”. I wore it until it wore out.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got into a profession where my uniform took care off the bad a$$ in me

    Just a girl in a crazy world
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    4 years ago

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    Yeah. All the anime graphic tees are in the men’s section (except for sailor moon, but I hate that $hit

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    Daria B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really depends on the situation for me. Some guys really are genuine with their compliments.

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    Unnamed Hooman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s backwards for me, the girls always compliment me with no meaning. The guys are normally genuine in their words to me (also the fact that most guys hate me and when they compliment me I know they mean it)

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will accept it all gratefully

    Missy Moo Moo
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    4 years ago

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    Oh yeh! When will men learn we dress up to impress our girlfriends?!?!

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk you but I dress for nobody

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    El muerto
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    4 years ago

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    nice to know it doesn't matter...women don't need your compliments boy

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto. But with ice cream and chocolate.

    Dolevaal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Males will geht fat, too ;)

    Kiss Army
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra Fries... Not Exercise!!!

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but you don't always get what you want in life. Sometimes, things are physically impossible. Otherwise I would have friends.

    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ryan, we're all your friends on here.

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked at the health rating of my oven chips and they’re a 4.5 out of 5 as long as you bake them instead of deep frying them.

    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best method is parboil and bake at a really high temperature.

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    Deborah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's upright, the outfit looks weird and boxy.

    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many brands these days have models standing in super awkward or sluming poses that make it really hard to actually SEE the clothes they are trying to sell.

    Vic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the dress for when you are possessed..

    Eagle Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, you gotta refer to the Yoda meme on this post. Someone uploaded that pic upside down. Then had to own it bc they were in too deep. If she were supposed to be upside down~ those pants would be a top

    AnimalsRuleHumansDrool
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lady looks like one of my teachers.

    pebs
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    4 years ago

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    It appears to have been paginated upside down by mistake. I wouldn't do so many ruminations about it.

    AnnaBanana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it's not - Zara advertising has gone seriously weird!

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The feeling if sweet relief just washes away all your troubles and woes.

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got the blood back to the brain. It’s an amazingly awesome feeling

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    Al Christensen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you backed into the bathroom with your eyes closed. :)

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't you just, like, look before you sit?

    Joey Marlin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should shut the lid to flush... when you flush germs and fecal matter fly into the air. If you have a toothbrush near a loo... ugh. So the seat should already be down. Look it up if you don't believe me.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as the toilet is clean I couldnt care less. But please clean it. Not like my father... ugh

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I love the feeling and look of clean skin

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never wore makeup, ever. Never will

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They choose to spend time and money on it. I choose not to because Jacinda did not make the covid go bye bye so that I could waste my travel budget on stuff like this.

    Isabel Care
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use clippers once a month so I don't have to brush my hair

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smooth Criminal is playing in the background

    SemelinaPitrone
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? for me it's a piano version of ON by BTS.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really recommend anybody to try a menstrual cup. It does not work for everybody (i cant use them anymore). But if they work they are wonderful. And you can still wear a cotton pad in case that yiu dont trust it completely.

    Tracy Wallick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen those and am wondering who the hell is having a period light enough that that works? Am I the only one who sheds chunks of uterine tissue that'd fill that whole thing up every hour or less??

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's indeed an annoying feeling, good thing I only had to use them for 1½ months

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    jOrDaN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its legit hard to tell man

    Isabel Care
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it was kill, cry breed, bleed

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    blugeagua
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOST women don't tear other women down because we know better and we don't internalize misogyny.

    Pheebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The glitter... *shudders*

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    Seán Baron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter that "not all men do this". The fact that any amount of men is too much. It should be no men do this ever.

    Thomas Turnbull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are individuals not a group or herd.

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    Sista of the moon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once said I was a girl in a discord server. Bad idea. They kept saying the “white whore did something” or “is whore online”? Lmaoooooo

    blugeagua
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, a lot of men just really hate women. They also think we don't use the internet of course. It would blow their minds if they realized half the people they interact with online are women. 🙄

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    SemelinaPitrone
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends and I call each other hoes all the time.

    J. F.
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    4 years ago

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    I hope he only speaks for himself and the guys he surrounds himself with. There are a lot of men that don't call every woman a hoe 24/7 or even at all

    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really with the "not all men" crap? Enough do its a big problem so instead of being all "but not all men" just call out the shitlords so women stop having to deal with the online abuse

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    That guy read so many twitter threads he does not remember what real life is like.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I solved that by buying clothes in the mens section. So much more comfortable! Now my partner also steals my hoodies so we are even

    Chaotic-Pansexual-Gemini
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I steal the hoodies because they smell like my partner. And they’re comfy, but mostly the good smells

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely the hoodies! I've lost more hoodies, sweatshirts, fleeces and soft T-Shirts to more women... and these were just female friends! LOL

    𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also for you to look at me and smile and we just have those little cute moments.

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men’s clothing, much less expensive, better made, lasts much longer, far more comfy. I stopped shopping in the women’s department decades ago. Bonus is I wore a uniform to work, BONUS: more play money for me

    Demon Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all I need is the hoodie, but my gf is smaller than me so I don't even get that ;-;

    El muerto
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    4 years ago

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    translation...never slip up. be scare and give me what I want...women and men are not that different. just different words

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    68 bloody dollars, and here I was thinking $13 was expensive. $68 is next level. Geez

    Nathan Pogorzala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody with common sense goes to Sally's Beauty and picks up those products made by chemists who expertly copied all the ingredients of the ridiculous s**t and sells a gallon for $6.

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    Wombatred26
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I buy Wen.... I have curly hair that's bushy, thick, and unruly when I use anything else... four 32 oz bottles were $200... it'll last for several years, though so there IS that... 🤔 The Sally Beauty Supply knock off is garbabe... I tried it 😒

    Tracy Wallick
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that kind of money I get custom-made shampoo, conditioner AND leave-in, product, including shipping

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never, not in my world. Waaaaay too much lettuce for beauty products

    Tracy Wallick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not for everyone, but for some people that's their 'splurge' thing. After having only used the cheapest shampoo/conditioner growing up and switched to better stuff as an adult, I'll never go back.

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    4 years ago

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    wow...this is so depressing, self-esteem in a can

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waxing is a no no for me, especially the coochie. Too bloody painful just to do the legs, let alone anywhere else.

    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m only waxing my coochie if he waxes his d**k.

    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wax is ever going to get near my privates. And the hair down there serves a purpose.

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way I am going to wax my labia. Light trimming is all I am willing to do.

    Anna Banana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the pain, I just don't like the pre-pubescent aesthetics

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It amazes me that this has become such a thing because it started out with sex abusers wanting their women to have a “younger look” down there..not joking

    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried waxing once; you're not supposed to bleed out of all those follicles, right?

    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried a waxing strip on my leg once - I stick with blades

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    Gerard Neaux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If so, she was right. No one says that without expecting the atomic option.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago

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    Drives me NUTS!!! Women say sorry waaaaaaay too much. I swear to God I got on an aisle the grocery store and at least two women say they’re sorry. I always respond with “what for”, Stop being sorry for being a human being and being alive.

    Ni Sangra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've just been conditioned to be sorry for existing, sorry!

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife... but add *wears all of my husband's T-shirts*

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owns 4 decent tshirts and 10 broken ones but its to lazy to buy new clothes.

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    jOrDaN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *tosses wallet out the window*

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    Victoria
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooooo.... me 2 minutes after I start my shift

    Demon Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just relized... why ariel so skinny???

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    Lara Verne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in the spa for three weeks. Imagine my suitcases.

    Unnamed Hooman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 11, I had a sleepover at a friends house. ONE NIGHT! I had more stuff then that picture times 12

    Marianne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is you, you should try packing light, it is such a relive and much less stress on your holiday!

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    Hilary Mol
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, matte never looks like that, no matter what approach you use.

    𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does for me, lol. If u want a smoother look, put a little bit of chapstick before you put it on, it works for me😅

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just have to persevere. I’m regaining my fitness, and the trick is to start with what you can manage and increase the difficulty.

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actually rolled down the windows in my car going to work to dry my hair, silly me, my sense of dress to impress flew out the window when I was still in my teens

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those "other people" do not exist. It is just a myth.

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't own a blow dryer, makes my hair horrible.

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is obsessed with pasta.

    JewelLapoole
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine loves sweets and salty food, pretty much everything that tastes good.

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    Jeweled Dragon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looked it up, sounds AMAZING, except I don't drink coffee

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    Dark Pearl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine loves Babybels and mayonnaise on kinda burnt toast.

    Dolevaal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine loves crisps. And sushi. And french fries. And everything that isn't healthy.

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    AnnaBanana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wet Seal? That's pretty gross!

    JewelLapoole
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭

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    Foodie panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda like the second one more tbh

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea I love her curly hair

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    Banana Rama
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful young woman either way.

    Thomas Turnbull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second photo is so much better than the first

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago

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    Men: don't buy drinks for women unless she buys you one first.

    El muerto
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    4 years ago

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    pretty girl at the bar gets fri drinks? is that feminism?

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    Deborah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because that outfit doesn't even fit the model like that.

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    Kiki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me or when you go on a trip do you pack underwear like you are gonna s**t yourself twice a day.

    jOrDaN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *proceeds to not even use half the stuff*

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    Linda van der Pal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sound like someone I could be friends with!

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a muppet sounds great.

    𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who r these "some girls"??? Ma'am, do u live in a movie???

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in my 30s and I'm wearing a ponytail for most of the days because I'm lazy. This is bs.

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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    clrealy who downvoted you does not understand that. But i am with you. Lazy and also it is more convenient. How do girls work with their hairs let out? you bend down for sth and your hair falls all in your face. How do you work efficiently like that?

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they always say that...

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    Henry Cheves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They TOLD you not to use the white teeth filter, but you just couldn't listen... (in reference to the picture)

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    Lara Verne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once fell to swimming poool wearing sport bra. It was impossible to take it off.

    RifleReptiles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or trying to put yoga pants/leggings on after taking a shower.

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    ivan bolitekurac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a guy says that it is offensive.So you are 10 red flags

    Booklover378
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference is that (at least for me) when men cook and know how to clean it tells me that they were brought up in a way to see women as equal and that women shouldn’t be expected to do all the cooking and cleaning. When a man says that it feels more like a confirmation that he believes in outdated stereotypes.

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooking is a survival skill, and it's not even hard to cook good food

    Amaranthim Talon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It's not hard to cook somewhat edible food. Good food takes heart, practice and experience. Not talking about opening cans, here!

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    Orange Mountain
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im so i tired i could go shopping with the bags under my eyes

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    JewelLapoole
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when i am on period: I am likely to be annoying nomatter what so please do NOT annoy me further-

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the healthy thing to do. All that toxic self-love personal development positivity is total bullcrap.

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolates, I'm coming for ya!! (Speaking of being all sad and stuff, do you know how to cope with and/or fix depression? I can't feel...emotions. Everything just feels fake. There's a numb blob where my heart should be.)

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    Deborah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when women ...get harassed walking past construction sites....can't feel safe walking at night...get asked what they were wearing when they were sexually assaulted...get paid less for the same work...etc

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it reall happen ? It souds so f****d-up...

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    4 years ago

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better wages and working conditions for their employees, and for Bezos to pay more taxes.

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    Kellie Whyte
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t do this with me; I’ll start asking for details because I’ve just started investing and want to hear about other people’s experiences.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you have nothing to wear ? The clothes you had the night before didn't just disappear, did they ?

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    Lizzy innit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who’s hair feels like clouds made by the finest silk in the world inside the shower, and when I get out, it feels like s**t?

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    pebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it worse? Was it such a bad poem?

    Thomas Turnbull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where you wanting a d*ck pic?

    Ryan Deschanel
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    Yeah, as if anyone would ever send a d**k pic...

    The Last Demon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u better believe a lot of us have gotten those.

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    Kristal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know donkeys were a measurement of time in Australia :o

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    Thomas Turnbull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She dead were do we bury the body where no one will find it.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be why I'm not successful, absolutely despise coffee.

    JewelLapoole
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, my mom is pretty successful and she despises everything about coffee....

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    Thomas Turnbull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate coffee I’m a tea person

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    Thomas Turnbull
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lady who has no idea what working for a living is like.

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    4 years ago

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    lolz- funny that the photo is of two blokes

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    Kiss Army
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the upper pink Sprint flip phone. Never felt like a bad bitch... just like pink and needed to make calls!

    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww man, I always wanted the Razr, but couldn't afford it :(

    SemelinaPitrone
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me remembering Jin's pink flip-phone.

    Aski Markup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the razr! That pink one and a metallic grey one. Loved hanging up with it. The snap shut was so satisfying.

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing about eating out on your own a lot and doing all your own cooking is that it forces you to overcome this. If I relied on other people to decide for me about what to eat, I’d starve.

    Berry Budgie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else try to play the video?

    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain 99% of the time: Pasta!. I have a problem...

    Pheebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubs has accepted that my indecision stems from not liking food (yay food intolerances), and instead works backwards - “What are you not in the mood for today? How’s your stomach, anything you can’t eat?” If I lived by myself, I’d probably love in sandwiches, eggs, and possibly salads.

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being single has been good for me - again, if I ask for a small thing of chips, nobody will bail me out.

    Kiss Army
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my husband and I were in Vegas for our honeymoon in (1993), I took two desserts off the buffet and this guy turned to me and said "you must be on your honeymoon". I asked him how he knew that and he said "If you were just dating you would have only taken one dessert." My husband put his arm around me and said "No, when we were dating she ate and did whatever she wanted just like she still does now. Like if she felt like calling you a sexist a$$hole, she would do that too." I think I fell even more in love...

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    Demon Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    marry him. right now. this is the most understanding man every created(JOKE)

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that they imply that she is tying her hair to give him oral sex. But maybe i am too dirty minded

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does not make any sense.

    Nathan Pogorzala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that doesn't happen and no decent man would expect it.

    Eepe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel sorry for you guys. Married 20 years and I ‘tie my hair up’ regularly

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    Ozacoter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anybody explain me this?

    Arwen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Jeans and a nice top” is absolutely the most common answer you’ll get if you ask a woman what she’s wearing on a night out. I’ve said it many times myself!

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    The Last Demon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok this "Ryan" person is a total jerk.

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a feminist who responds to complaints about Laurel Hubbard by telling people that my trans woman friend said she can’t lift as much as me.

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