Do you know how it feels when a glob of $15 conditioner slides out of your hand and disappears down the pitch-black abyss drain without even stopping to say goodbye? The intensity of that sheer second of madness is so real that if you've never experienced it, imagine all the overblown drama in Gossip Girl without the safety of the screen, meaning it actually happened.
So get ready for a dose of #GirlProblem memes that capture a whole bunch of peculiar situations that you wouldn’t need a further explanation on what we are talking about. I should also remind you that although the memes talk about things that most women would relate to, it doesn’t mean they’re gender specific.
I mean, humor is universal anyway and hey, what guy hasn’t indulged in a $15 conditioner?! I don’t know about you, but my dad has.
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Why dress for someone who only wants to see you without clothes? Sometimes guys make no sense lol
Because it's only women who think that. Men LOVE seeing their partner dressed up. Another untrue stereotype about guys.
Load More Replies...I wear hijab and jilbab, and went to get my ears re-pierced. The lady was like “but no one’s gonna see your earrings.” This crap about “women don’t dress for other people” isn’t true. Literally every time I go shopping a -woman- tells me “why? No one’s gonna see it.”
Then in this case why do they sell women's clothes in countries like yours? That's ridiculous! It's great that you care about style too and I've heard that women wearing hijabs are pretty stylish underneath! That's the perfect example that women don't dress for others!
Load More Replies...I think a lot of us dress more for other girls than for guys. I'd rather a compliment from a girl than from a guy any day.
I dress: does this smell? No? Ok I’m wearing it. I swear imma do laundry today
I dress for me. No make up. No posh hair do. I never wear matching underwear. I don't wear shoes or high heels. What you see is what you get, no filters, just me. Live with it or bugger off. Your choice 😊
REALITY CHECK: thank you! can i see a pic to make sure you're legit?
Load More Replies...REALITY CHECK: they do it because of a complex matrix of biology and society, one of which factors - desirability for sexual partner/mate.. so this meme is PARTIALLY FALSE. done..
Exactly, and fashion designers would then go to a new level on the scabbards for this year's scimitars and flyssas.
Load More Replies...I don't know about sexy, but it would be a lot harder to be a d**k around a sword laden maiden
My first thought exactly... catcalling a woman with a sword?
Load More Replies...I've always liked Wesley Snipes' leather trenchcoat from the movie Blade, where he wears his sword through a pocket in the back. That'd work pretty well in a ladies' cut.
I've actually done this once. I felt powerful as hell! Specially on public transportation. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
I don't have a bath at home, but, before corona, I'd go to public baths sometimes (for the record, I'm in S. Korea, it's completely normal and platonic here), and I noticed my boobs float on the water ehehehheh
Don't forget the hydraulic lift so I don't land on my butt trying to get up.
I have a sit down bath, water level over my shoulders, and ledges at the sides to rest my elbows while I'm reading. Utter bliss
I have one too but I feel it's never going to be clean enuf or that I might keep sliding n never sit. Any tips?
Load More Replies...I ended up building this dream. I’m over 6’ tall and there is not a bathtub on the planet, already made and for immediate purchase, that can fit me.
old claw foots are good for us tall folk they have different sizes
Load More Replies...Right? You have to pick which part you want to freeze and which to warm up
The local swimming pool in the 90's mums treating it like a spa while dad's threw their kids around.. such fun
Lighten up, people.... I don't think this is lack of knowledge from the guy's side. It sounds to me more like a spontaneous reaction to the flow of time. Just like you go "already?!" when you, for example, hear your nephew turned 18. And she took it with humour, because the situation is obviously bizarre and funny.
My boyfriend has definitely said this to me more than once. It had nothing to do with lack of education, and everything to do with exasperation and light-hearted humor. Hell, even I myself *think* this when it's that time of the month. It's always just long enough to get used to the freedom and I'm just like, no...
Load More Replies...My husband will still do this. Kindof a monthly thing, honey!! But then he always comes home with tampons and chocolates so I can't be too mad.
As guys, sometimes we forget a period is measured from the end of one to the beginning of the other ; we're stuck on this fictitious four-week time frame
I did that with my ex, a fair share of times, cause my sense of time is really really bad. Sometimes I refer to some event as "a few days ago' and then realize it was months ago.
Just to share the joy-it only gets worse. I think.
Load More Replies...Sorry but you signed up for a 50 year subscription...without a release clause.
DON'T WORRY "hun" it will automatically cancel sometime AFTER you climb over that WALL..
I am thinking that this was a humorous response between partners sharing mutually wry senses or humor. And if not, it's an excellent opportunity to open up communication about potentially uncomfortable (you never know how someone is raised or what information they've received) issues.
HEATED SEATBELTS WITH CUSHION-PADS to go over your stomach. Why has no one thought of this before! Would be amazing on planes and in the car for long journeys
Patent it. Patent it now before someone steals the idea! I want to buy in!
Load More Replies...Yes! Just dissolve some Ibuprofen in the soft drink you bring to my seat. Thank you.
Load More Replies...I always craves red meat and greens when I was on my period. Chocolate was the week before
Load More Replies...The only snacks are chocolate and the only movies are sickly sweet romantic comedies and mawkish dramas?
It's kind of sexist to assume women would want romantic comedies and drama.
It is. Thisnpost is full of stereotypes about women.
Load More Replies...Me too...and on my period I hate them even more.
Load More Replies...In fact, I prefer action or horror movies that are really brutal and very "bloody", when I'm on my period ... no idea why 🤔😏😂
And you notice she has lots of pockets, and can't even fit her carkeys in them. I hate decorative pockets.
And when the Revolution come, false-pocket makers will be first against the wall, where they will be gripped to death.
Load More Replies...On the flip side, it should be ok to for guys to carry purses. Sometimes they're handy if you have a few extra things to lug around.
Yep. Hubs kept giving me his cigs, vape, keys, phone, etc. I bought him a sling bag. Best purchase!
Load More Replies...I still don't have that grip strength, and I should be a pro lol.
Yes we are soon we will be getting more respect than men
Load More Replies...Just buy your trousers from the men's section. The selections are surprisingly good!
Also true for servicemembers; we have to have our right hand free to salute, so we've mastered the art of carrying absolutely EVERYTHING in our left hand.
😅😅when you don't even realise that there was a plan in the first place!
Load More Replies...Like every teen movie where a make over is letting down the ponytail lol
I DO THAT! Although it backfired… I am like, 95% Tomboy. One day I decided to wear a skirt, and everyone called me a th**
Childhood in the '70s: Wake up. Eat breakfast. Go outside and play. Go in and eat lunch. Go outside and play. Go in and eat dinner. Go outside and play. When the streetlights come on, go in and get ready for bed.
2000's babies don't understand that Independence (like me)
Load More Replies...I was mid eye roll at the misguided nostalgia then the tears..laughing, rolling down my face tears started
Unfortunately it was just not as publicised as much. I remember times....
Load More Replies...Was just thinking that? This is more about age, then gender?
Load More Replies...Chalk another one up to "Things today's children just won't comprehend!" And THAT is sad.
I agree. When I was young my family always called me fat but I was right in the middle of the healthy bmi (I know that its not super accurate but for this example it works). I spent years thinking that I was fat and undesirable when I was perfectly fine. Society has nkrmalised too much that being underweight is the correct thing.
Except for Diet & Exercise!! Now, I have to wipe coffee splatter off my screen lol
OMG I hated myself. HATED myself. Would NOT wear anything cute, would NOT go swimming, would NOT beleive a guy liked me (because who would like this fat lump?) A few years ago I saw one of the rare... like rare pictures of me at that age (cos again, I would not let people take pictures of my fat self).... omg I was fine. I was pretty even! What a f****g waste! I'm so pissed!!
I'm sick and tired of people judging women based on how thin they are. I weigh just under 100Ibs and that's because I have a multitude of health problems. I think I look disgusting and am working very hard to try and put on some weight. People always say not to "fat shame" people but nobody ever says anything about "thin shaming" it works both ways for goodness' sake.
Yes! After my twins were born I went to extremes to lose the baby weight. I only realized that I had overdone it when my husband said eww upon seeing my spine poking through. I thought I looked the way nature intended! I'm now at a healthy weight and am very self confident! I used to think stick thin was the only way to look beautiful. Now I know that beauty does not correlate with the number on the scale...high or low!
Load More Replies...If you are able to run a marathon (at least a small or mini marathon) then you are fit. Of course, please don't strictly apply this everywhere!
my family tells me i am STICK while my friends tell me i am FAT! WHAT DO I BELIEVE!?
Believe that you are beautiful either way. Also, you should get some better friends
Load More Replies...LOL! Now that I am over 70 years old, I feel exactly the same way! I was never "fat" but I saw plenty to be dissatisfied with. Now, I'd give my weight in Gold to look like that again!
I was called fat bu eveyone , but when i look at pictures i realy don't get it.
After my hysterectomy, I had a bonfire to honor/destroy all my period underwear. Got a lungful of burning elastic at one point, but it was totally worth it.
And “as I grew out of these I shall grow into these again” underwear.
I use the same ones because I’m thrifty and it worked for Bridget Jones.
Looking at my government at the moment: wouldn't make it any more undecisive either.
I think putting young girls into politics in the UK would make it more popular with the old men already in it.
Didn’t work. They just got called “SJWs”. (In fairness, they - along with adults in social justice spaces - do go about it in dysfunctional ways sometimes, and even people in social justice spaces talk about that.)
Unfortunately, teens aren't allowed to actually get involved until they're 18, and that's just for voting. They can't be governor until their 20s or 30s, they can't run for Congress until they're 30, and they can't run for president until they're 35.
Speaking as someone who's large on top... There are only two choices for how we get to look in our clothes: fat or slutty. There is no in between.
Lmao. I also do this, I went so far wearing my son's t-shirt and that didn't work. No matter what you do if your big on top you can't hide them
Load More Replies...PS: anyone with bazooms knows the art of stitching a button blouse closed , to inhibit the dreaded Gaposis
Target has started carrying shirts the have buttons on the inside running in between the outside buttons to stop this! Was so happy to buy a button down shirt again
Load More Replies...All the damn time! I would dress SO differently if Grandma Healy hadn't made me inherit her mondo knockers.
I am an A- so I have everything from nip covers to padded bras to full on chicken cutlets, so it's easy for me! Start at zero and you can always add on - just like accessories!
Yes. I hate how shirts look on me because of the boobs but nothing to do about it.
Thats like the double standard with homemakers and working women. Many sexist men pretend that "marriage will ruin you, women are a money drain". But they are the same ones that want to date solely a sahm and that say things like 'I wouldnt date a woman earning more than me'. Well either the woman is allowed to earn money or you need to pay. Is common sense...
Implying sexists have even an ounce of common sense.
Load More Replies...And if she's taller, then you're probably not even going to make a first move.
In the cases where this is true it might be because of insecurity and low self-esteem. If the woman is earning, then she would not be dependent on the male, and there's a larger possibility that she would leave him im case of a major conflict. On the other hand, if the woman is not earning then the man can stroke his ego by making her feel she is of less worth and is contributing less to their family. (modern hidden slaves know as housewives). I'm just sharing my thoughts, correct me if I'm wrong.
same with gamer slob fantasizing about a gamer girsl. Meets gamer girl. Sorry, you're the opposite of sexy. I wanted a gamer who is almost capable of holding a controller. TFFF
*woman is funny, intelligent, badass, cool, chill, gets along with his friends, kind, sweet, tough, independent, & loyal* Men: I mean, you’re cool and all but you’re like a 6 and I’m more into 9s…
I found a dress with big pockets and an awesome design. Well thought out, but had a slim waist. I don't have a problem with that, but forcing that thing up through my hips was torture. Later I found out it had a zip on the side to loosen it to slide it thought your hips. All that sliding was for nothing. So yeah, it's my favourite dress now.
Load More Replies...I have decided I will only buy dresses with pockets. Real ones, that you can use for more than a kleenex
This is why I shall be buried in a t-shirt and shorts. WITH POCKEEEETS.
I don't understand the obsession with pockets, I never use mine if I have them (except in coats), putting anything in them just adds bulk at the hips, which I certainly don't need, and distorts the look of the garment...
They're crying because you didn't leave your pocketed dress to one of them.
If my clothes don't have pockets, I usually won't buy them OR I sew them in myself! What's good for the gander is good for the goose, too!
Well, jeez, it's not like you planned to pick up that many items. Those sneaky stores set up all the wrong displays in all the right places. Godiva chocolates next to feminine hygiene, etc.
Shopping be like: *goes in for milk bread cereal* *leaves with milk bread cereal chocolate (5 types) 2 bags of chips a movie your favorite frozen dinner ice cream a book and a new shirt*
Load More Replies...I love using a shopping cart! I feel so damn rich and sophisticated when I do that.
I just grab a cart now even if I’m only getting 1 thing because I know I have no self control.
I don't know. I only need and want a dark place where no one is allowed to speak for a day or two...
Jesus, I'd be happy if they just didn't charge for sanitary supplies, I mean come on! It's not like we have a choice in the matter!!
And another 1000 for each day you don't hit the idiots at that "special" time.
Please. And lets stop pretending that "healthy" means underweight. Being underweight does not make you bad and nobody should be bullied for that (same with overweight). But it shouldnt be considered the norm. Many actresses in the cinema are incredibly underweight and seen as "this is how a normal woman should look like".
There are women with those bodies who post photos of themselves to normalise it. You just have to support them.
Nobody besides marketing people and idiots set the current standard of women's bodies.
Not true at all. A lot of other people judges women if they arent skinny and "hot". Like my grandmas.
Load More Replies...Can we change the must shave legs in public requirement too? It makes no sense.
That, and telling the perky person commenting on my appearence that they look like they're on coke.
Load More Replies...It’s so rude when people tell you that you look tired. Basically telling you look like s**t
Sometimes it’s a loved one just noticing and expressing care.. ei. My mother when my children were littles.
Load More Replies...As a teenager I got so fed up of one guy telling me how ill I looked EVERY time I saw him ( my skin was naturally pale) on one occasion when I knew I would see him I put on blusher, he told me how well I looked. I told him it was blusher as I was fed up with him telling me I looked ill, he never said it again.
I go out looking like I crawled through the woods and I don’t care.
If I had a dollar every time a woman found me unattractive, women would attractive.
Spread all you like as long as it doesn't bother others is a gender neutral rule
Actually IDGAF if it bothers someone HOW I sit. I don't encroach on others space...STFU
Load More Replies...Riding my broom is the only occasion I sit " like a girl" cause its so annoying when the bats get lost in my skirts :-)
Regardless of your plumbing, you should always ride your broom side-saddle. There's certain places you don''t want a splinter because you run into a heat plume.
Load More Replies...I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE they used 'ONCE'. Still Team Regina!!! Lana Parilla can do No Wrong!!
Yes!! I’m surprised nobody else commented on that. Both of the scenes are Once and Regina is Queen forever!
Load More Replies...I love sitting between two men on the subway and slowly spread my legs until they cross theirs. It sparks joy.
potatogamers2 that doesnt matter at all what so ever. Comfort is comfort
Load More Replies...Both Princess Diana and Duchess Kate were/are required to sit ankles together, with their legs at a slant, for modesty's sake. I tried it once. You need butter muscles than I have; it's really uncomfortable!
I love sitting like that! It’s comfortable. Legs spread is comfortable too. Legs literally crossed seems the least comfortable. Ankles crossed is just chillin.
Load More Replies...For me it's the opposite. Yay, I no longer need to shave!!
Load More Replies...I don't even shave for those. I just flaunt my Sasquatch legs.
Load More Replies...Made me think of the time I shaved my legs then ran straight into the Gulf of Mexico. Unreal pain.
I hate it when someone tells me to calm down when I'm legitimately angry.
It's degrading and means they don't take your complaints seriously.
Load More Replies...telling a woman to calm down is equivalent to the results of baptizing a cat
Telling anyone. At no time has the phrase 'calm down' ever made anyone calmer. I do not get why people use it.
Load More Replies...It's the same feeling when you're clinically depressed and someone tells you to cheer up. Like there's a switch you can flick.
And are you okay when you’re crying hysterically because I’m clearly not okay I’m crying
Even worse is someone screaming "'calm down" at their kids. No better way to confuse a child and link something to its complete opposite.
are you that quirky and special that no one has the right to talk to u when you didnt have your ''cOfFeE"
Load More Replies...In the history of the world, has anyone EVER calmed down when thy've been angry/upset/stressed when someone has said "calm down"
I just turn it around, put it in the hook, and turn it the right way again.
Load More Replies...(Spoiler alert): Wait until you get arthritic fingers. Every little thing you try to do will make you psychotic !
I nearly get psychotic just trying to put the leash on the dog. Give me a necklace and I have to meditate afterwards.
Load More Replies...Or get my hair to be smooth while putting it back into a ponytail.
And suddenly you understand the frustration of a dog chasing its tail.
Exactly. I don't want to hear what I could've done better yada yada yada, I want you to agree with me that everybody sucks and feed me chocolate.
Load More Replies...If you just need to vent TELL THAT TO THE OTHER PERSON! Seriously, just communicating that is easier and works better. Source: 42 yr old female (me)
I will say when I just need to vent, and that I do not want a solution.
I will happily sit and listen to someone vent, as long as they are willing to listen when I need to vent. At 57 years old, I have not met that person yet.
I know the nicest guy I've ever met. He has never told me that he is nice. He has not told me much about him at all (he leaves that to his mom, who is a good friend and very willing to brag about her Physical Therapy student son). He laughs at my baby brother being silly, he always greets me with a smile and hug, and he talks gently. He is willing to put up with all my nonsense (I kinda lose all sense of grammar and sentence structure around him), and shows genuine interest in my interests. And as a bonus, he is adorable. Seriously, a guy can't get much better than that.
I was waiting for you to say you married him hopefully.
Load More Replies...If you're a nice guy, you shouldn't have to say it. Just... be a nice person?
Nice guys don’t broadcast the at they’re nice nor do they pressure chicks who won’t value them
Medical *necessity vs *appropriate behaviour, greetings from germany
Load More Replies...Elbow deep? Are you sure you're in the right place? You might want to check the sign on the door. He's either a vet or a plumber.
Wow I 100% thought I was the only one who does this!! Thank you for normalizing this odd behavior! :)
Load More Replies...Wait till you hear "okay, wiggle a bit... PERFECT" and you're lying there thinking, "These stirrups aren't for his view, it's so I can't kick in his teeth".
Sad to say, in medical settings, men are more in danger of being sued for not leaving for you to change than literally anything that takes place during the examination. I was told this in school by the program director, and it is very true.
I once saw an elderly gynecologist who would actually whistle while he 'worked'. Very disconcerting!
It’s for those of us who are able to appreciate considerate gestures without obsessively turning them into a negative.
Y are gynecologists sometimes guys? I'd feel very uncomfortable to have a male gynecologist
I always cut the underwires out before I wear them. Can't stand underwire bras, so uncomfortable.
Pro tip: Uniqlo makes super comfy wireless bras. And they're cheap! Only $20. They are seriously the only bras I wear anymore
It looks like I'm the sore thumb here XD I can't stand bras without underwires and I can't stand even less being without a bra on
It’s so unfair! Always the cutest bras too. Going without underwire is for the titless.
THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME SO MANY TIMES- SO I WENT TO WIRELESS BRAS, WHICH MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME "THEY LOOK HOMEMADE". BOY DID I FEEL SEXY THEN.
One of mine escaped at work recently. Didn't notice until I tried to bend over and it stabbed me in the eye
Try Danskin bras. Comfy, elastic, good coverage, no underwires, tiny bit of thin padding to avoid nip popups, thick elastic chest band. Honestly, I think I could sleep in one.
Yeah, that last hour of sleep is the most important one, and there's absolutely no way you can convince half-asleep me otherwise.
Waking someone up from a REM sleep is basically undoing the whole thing... which I wish my family understood before they wake me up for some asinine reason.
Load More Replies...It's the old " the worst thing I guy fears to happen on a first date is to be laughed at, for the woman it's being raped and murdered" thing.
I think I've read enough 'crime stuff' that I could probably successfully get rid of a body, but I would crack immediately under interrogation, and probably confess to extra crimes I hadn't committed as a bonus.
Met someone recently who works in forensics... found out I have insufficient knowledge even after watching years of true crimes.
Load More Replies...I read/watch/listen to them for survival tips. And I'm not joking.
52 + surgery + private fitness coach + personal chef + hours of professional makeup + professional photographer
Million of dollars and crazy injections will do that. The friends reunion was terrifying. I thought Le Blanc and Kudrow where the only normal looking mortal humans
I said the same! David Scwimmer looked bizarre, Jennifer Anniston looked over filled, Courtney C*x didn’t look natural, but she could pull it off.
Load More Replies...Who knows how much of Jennifer Aniston is actually still Jennifer Aniston?
Same. I think that's true for most people, especially women
Load More Replies...Jennifer Anderson had work done. Not a fair comparison.
Yesterday you were wearing a blue t-shirt. Now your skin is not blue. Everything is a lie!- These men probably
you know men dont have the iq of a f*****g toothbrush right?
Load More Replies...I knew a woman who woke up two hours before her husband every morning just so he would never see her without her makeup on. So sad
Reminds me of that Bridesmaids scene. But no that really is super sad
Load More Replies...I don't speak for all men. Maybe some, but being happy with yourself is far, far better for anyone's appearance than makeup. We all get old and looks fade but personality is forever. No offense, but I think it's more women perpetuating this stereotype than actual men.
The same goes for glasses. I e taken my glasses off to show my friends what I look like without them and they're like, "You look so different!" I'm like, how do I look so different that it makes you startled?
This is like the boys who thought girls' hair didn't grew and that if a girl cut her hair that was it: it would never get any longer.
One of my classmates is always scared of me whenever I take my glasses off. The shock value for him is just too high
We refer to those as "clirty." They're not actually clean, because we've worn them, but they're not actually dirty either because we didn't spill or sweat onto them.
This explains why most chairs are horribly uncomfortable, have no lumbar support, and appear to have not been designed to actually sit in.
Hot tip, turn those inside out and hang them up so you know they just have one more wear before washing!
I agree, I think op wanted to emphasize that that's the traditional "choice" a woman has.
Load More Replies...I've always said I was born into the wrong era and wealth level - I was meant to be an Edwardian lady who had her own secretary and personal maid. With enough money to spend doing botanical paintings, hybridizing orchids and travel. 🤣🤣🤣
Yes! If only I had an independent income I could get rid of that pesky career.
Ok. No family. That’s cool. But no career? How are you going to pay your bills?
must have the abs who goes with that. Chris Farley in a crop top don't have the same effect
Load More Replies...I think Ru Paul's Drag Show is actually the CIA recruiting people to time travel back to the 80s and pretend to be a hair band while they save civilization. Cher wasn't on that battleship just to film a video for "If I could turn back time", she was saving us from World War 3.
My parents let me wear crop tops if I wear a tank or cami underneath, which I'm totally fine with. I can't wear short shorts though and I never plan to
To be fair, 180lb hairy dude (cause it’s the 80s) is less likely to get kidnapped, raped, & murdered. 😅
Is it just my phone or are his clothes moving when you scroll up or down????
Faking is a woman's version of throwing in the towel. If you haven't figured it out by the time we fake...That's on You lol
Load More Replies...I refuse to fake an orgasm. That is stupid and dishonest. Sometimes the body just does not want to do that function and I will not fake something just to stroke someone's ego.
Hah! I can state very confidently that women don't fake orgasms with me. Because in order for that to happen, they would have to be willing to date me in the first place!
Hi, for me it’s the same reason I don’t like dating lol
Load More Replies...sometimes we know it's just not gonna happen, no matter what. so throw a fake and make your s/o feel good.
Load More Replies...I now try to be honest with my current partner, but my previous partner said they took personal pride in making it "happen" every time, and would not give up unless they thought it had occurred. Their self worth depended on my answer. It was difficult.
To all these dudes with this fedora-tipping BS like "communication is key to a good sex life" or "don't fake it or everyone loses" or "if you don't tell us we can't improve"...YOU ARE THE REASON WE FAKE IT. Nothing, literally nothing, in this entire world is as obnoxious as the dude who makes it his mission to "give" you an orgasm. Stop worrying so much about whether or not women have orgasms and taking it as a personal defeat when we don't, and we'll stop faking it. Orgasm is not the ultimate goal of sex for everyone, I can get an orgasm any time I want with two minutes an a finger, what TF I need a partner for if that's all I want? When I'm done, I'm done, orgasm or not and if I have to amp up the performance art to get you TF off me, you can bet your ass I'm winning an oscar if that's what it takes. If you want to understand faking orgasms listen to The Distance by Cake, cause that song plays in my head every GD time I fake it.
I never understood this. Communication is key, dammit! Tell each other what you like, and make it more enjoyable for all parties involved!
giant spooders, mean cats, ghosts watching me pee; nothing scares me as much as the sports bra. i have not tried to wear mine in the past 3 years just in case I get stuck...again.
Audibly laughed, my dogs thought I was sleeping. They just bursted in my room ready to fight an intruder, mind you they're dachshunds.
Right, too funny. Getting a sweaty sports bra off is the hardest part of any workout. Trying them on is a feat within itself!
Or when its all rolled up your back and you fell like crying , cause your arms arn't long enough.
I once was in so much pain that I got angry that there was nothing to be angry at.
Literally cried in the car on the way to work today (first day of my period) because they played "Let It Be" on the radio
All the more reason to do it while we can get the full enjoyment.
Load More Replies...No woman ever sat in a shower while knitting… let me try and I’ll get back to you
is no one going to talk about why they censored "old lady ___" but not "hot girl ___"?
Yes, many brands use different sizing and some even tag the wrong size on their products. My shoe size differed depending on brand. It’s infuriating
Load More Replies...Final sale should not be a thing at any time. Why should I be forced to keep something because you tricked me into thinking it was good, just because you gave me a discount?
Exactly the same for men. And it's a scandal! How can a size 11 shoe fit me from one store but be too tight to even get my foot in at another? Clothes are the same too! Wouldn't it be great if we could develop a standard unit of measurement that all stores could use? Like a cm or an inch FFS! There really is no reason for this disparity. Triggered. I know. Sorry.
I have two theories: because most of the clothes are made in Asia, sometimes by children... everything is sized by different last models. or maybe the stores don't verify the merchandise, to put a correct size.
Load More Replies...Yeah I totally agree. I am 5'6" (about 168M) tall and weigh about 124 lbs (
It won't let me edit so anyway about 56 kilos. I am thin and in shape. I have to buy a size large or extra in the US.
Load More Replies...Grab the shirt at the breast line, hold it against your chest. For a close fit it should reach both of your sides. The farther it can reach the looser it will be. It’s a good starting point.
I want all clothing to come with a measurement tag. It can be "size X" but after reading the measurements I know it'll fit my Large booty.
No returns if you end up not liking or wanting what you bought
Load More Replies........ANIMEEE THEY BE LIKE U ONLY WATCH HXH AOT AND MHA LIKE THOSE AIN'T ANIME?
Load More Replies...oh my god this comment made me laugh too hard XD
Load More Replies...I once had a The Police tie that used to belong to my father, and I had to justify to a random dude in the pub that 1) yeah, I kind of know and like the band and 2) I was my father's tie and I'm wearing one of is tie every year on his birthday since he died.... He wanted to play gatekeeper and feel superior, ending up looking like the jerk he was
You could have also said, “Yeah, Don’t Stand so Close to Me.”
Load More Replies...I've never understood guys who do this. Why don't they ever believe women when we say we're a fan of something.
Me too! When I tell people I am a data scientist and know how to code, they always don't believe me and ask me to prove it. I'm like, "b*tch, I am a 42 year old grown ass woman, I don't have to prove sh*t to anyone and that includes you!" That usually shuts these people up lol!
Load More Replies...These guys are so annoying. she probably knows that band better than you.
Before I got a full look at this photo, (please note I'm tired and hot) I thought they were cosplaying Star Trek. If I have to explain why then it doesn't matter.
I have a Wings of Fire T-shirt. I am %100 sure that i can name like about %100 of the characters in it, because i have read all the WoF books.
People do their hair for brunch? I wear the same style every day except for a handful of times a year when it's a special occasion
Considering I'm a night person and brunches are early i barely change from my pijamas to everyday clothes!!!
Load More Replies...I need to know what shampoo and conditioner that dog in the picture uses ASAP
It's actually a Lhasa Apso butt both breeds are from Tibet. The Tibetan Terrier looks like this tibeten-te...51ea7d.jpg
Am I the only woman who actually likes wearing a bra? I often hear other women complain that bras are uncomfortable and that they can't waight to take it of when they get home. But my bras are very comfy, and I love wearing them. I feel insecure without wearing a bra, and I like the tight feeling of it. Sometimes I even sleep in it.
I only love wearing them since I discovered ones with no wires. You can get very comfortable ones with enough support now. I have been blessed in the chest department but it was always a nightmare finding bras that fitted and didn’t dig in! And as they don’t have wires, you can wear them to bed. Non-wired bras are a real game changer
Load More Replies...Working from gives a similar feeling - I hate putting a bra on for meetings!
Load More Replies...I feel mega uncomfortable without one, even sleep in one now that I'm single and sooooo much more comfortable
I don't understand this. My bras are comfy and I even wear them to bed. And yes they have underwire I wouldn't buy a bra without underwire
Same but without career there is no porch so I just give myself a different narrative.
This is my dream. Also called retirement, but getting to be more and more out of reach for some of us because of student loans, cost of living, not enough retirement savings, etc.
I remember there was actually a talk show (or something like that) on Italian TV a long time ago, when I was young. There was an episode where they talked about face lifting. They all revealed and agreed they use ponytails for that purpose. It was light hearted and funny.
Load More Replies...i cant even put in a loose and low ponytail because anything that pulls my hair will give me a headache
Get the holiday feeling by gettin rid of the bra, the jeans and this ponytail as soon as the door to your home is closed.
Yes!! If mine is in too tight, or for too long, it gives me a headache!!
Regardless of gender; Why is it so hard to apologize when you realize your mistake? I respect a person more who own up to their mistake, apologies and work to correct the mistake.
Exactly. Sometimes I overreact (much more now coz I'm pregnant) and after the cries and all I recognize I went too far. Then, we calmly address the problem. If you stick to drama, you never solve it.
Load More Replies...Nothing wrong with backing down and apologising! I used to hate saying I was wrong but kind of now find it refreshing to do, no shame in it.
I always realize halfway through an argument too so I just have to keep coming up with stupid reasons to support myself
oh, they talk back, I assure you. sometimes they even curse you :))))
Load More Replies...I'm 13 and I'm always talking about how as soon as I move out and have the money for it, I'm gonna buy all the freaking cats I want
haha, after this picture I started to count mine... by the way, they are three, no room for more
If you have curly hair and don’t want frizz, good conditioner is pretty necessary
Load More Replies...Mine is of ....... Idk man 😂😂😂🙃 Probably 5$ ( im indian and we have ruppees and Im too lazy to find out how many dollars it costs soo yeah ?
Why would yo spend that much for conditioner. You can spend $3 for a 28 oz bottle of Suave conditioner
Because the $3 bottle has chemicals in it that are unhealthy for your hair; the shampoo is overly harsh and the conditioner is overly heavy or insufficiently hydrating. When I finally moved out on my own I started trying better products and the difference was HUGE
Load More Replies...Yes!! I've got naturally curly hair and I love it when it rains! Makes it even curlier
You're lucky. I look like cotton candy on a stick.
Load More Replies...I don't even need the actual rain. Just a little air humidity is enough :-(
Especially after I spend a good 15 minutes straightening it to perfection.
Men too... But I guess it must be even more frustrating for woment, because they usually tend to have longer hair, and therefore much more work to do.
When it snows and your hair is so thick and curly you put your hand on the top of your head and your hair is wet...but your scalp isn't. When your complete natural hair dry time is OVER HALF A DAY. When it rains and your rotten straight-haired brother starts making sheep noises at you.
I HATE HUMIDITY SO MUCH! I have naturally curly hair and I wear it in a ponytail or a bun so when it’s humid I look like Albert Einstein. 🥲
As a guy, my coworkers can tell when it's humid out based on how I look in the morning.
This is me when my period is about to come, combined with acne. It always stresses me out, until I remember it's just my hormones going crazy
Me too.. I bloat up like a balloon and it is terrible. And oh those lovely pimples :') I feel you.
Load More Replies...you right. I'd love to look like Olaf. he is literally my spirit thing
Load More Replies...😔 I love wearing high waisted jeans and crop tops what's wrong with that
I want high waisted jeans (I'm a bit chubby, I'm thinking they might help a bit), but I am scared to DEATH to ask my mom to let me do wardrobe changes...(I'm goth as well, I want to start wearing makeup and stuff but again too scared to ask my mom)
Load More Replies...Olaf looks cute and so do you. Ditch the internalized fatphobia and rock on with whatever you want to wear, friend.
Can't wait for regular jeans to come back. Ones that come up to the waist, go over my shoes, and aren't ripped down the front.
yeah, this is my 'can I trust you to actually tell the truth' the thing is, my gf NEVER DOES THIS and it scares me.
Thats a bit stupid. "I can get pregnant so you should respect me" is an absurd argument. "Everybody deserves to be treated respectfully" is a much better one.
I agree with you but the portal sounds wayyyyy better.
Load More Replies...Well, since human reproduction doesn't happen by parthenogenesis, a man might tell you that he has a magic wand that can insert souls into your portal ... And, in any case, being able to get pregnant is no reason to get more respect than other categories. Otherwise, just to give an example, should a postmenopausal woman who had no children be worthy of less respect?
Yep, but it can only work if a man uses his little special key to open it. Equality, mf.
A week? If I skip one day my head starts itching like crazy and my hair looks so ugly I want to pull it out.
F**k it, I wash my hair every day. Dirty hair makes me feel so greasy and awful I wanna die
Are we seriously not allowed to THINK anymore? People will still have crushes on others even when they've already been married to someone else for 40 years!
Shortly after I got promoted I found a T-shirt with a picture of Angelica from Rugrats saying “I’m the Boss”. I wore it until it wore out.
It really depends on the situation for me. Some guys really are genuine with their compliments.
It’s backwards for me, the girls always compliment me with no meaning. The guys are normally genuine in their words to me (also the fact that most guys hate me and when they compliment me I know they mean it)
Yeah, but you don't always get what you want in life. Sometimes, things are physically impossible. Otherwise I would have friends.
I looked at the health rating of my oven chips and they’re a 4.5 out of 5 as long as you bake them instead of deep frying them.
The best method is parboil and bake at a really high temperature.
Load More Replies...Too many brands these days have models standing in super awkward or sluming poses that make it really hard to actually SEE the clothes they are trying to sell.
Nah, you gotta refer to the Yoda meme on this post. Someone uploaded that pic upside down. Then had to own it bc they were in too deep. If she were supposed to be upside down~ those pants would be a top
Nah, it's not - Zara advertising has gone seriously weird!
Load More Replies...The feeling if sweet relief just washes away all your troubles and woes.
Should shut the lid to flush... when you flush germs and fecal matter fly into the air. If you have a toothbrush near a loo... ugh. So the seat should already be down. Look it up if you don't believe me.
Load More Replies...They choose to spend time and money on it. I choose not to because Jacinda did not make the covid go bye bye so that I could waste my travel budget on stuff like this.
Really? for me it's a piano version of ON by BTS.
Load More Replies...I really recommend anybody to try a menstrual cup. It does not work for everybody (i cant use them anymore). But if they work they are wonderful. And you can still wear a cotton pad in case that yiu dont trust it completely.
I've seen those and am wondering who the hell is having a period light enough that that works? Am I the only one who sheds chunks of uterine tissue that'd fill that whole thing up every hour or less??
Load More Replies...It doesn't matter that "not all men do this". The fact that any amount of men is too much. It should be no men do this ever.
I once said I was a girl in a discord server. Bad idea. They kept saying the “white whore did something” or “is whore online”? Lmaoooooo
Yep, a lot of men just really hate women. They also think we don't use the internet of course. It would blow their minds if they realized half the people they interact with online are women. 🙄
Load More Replies...Really with the "not all men" crap? Enough do its a big problem so instead of being all "but not all men" just call out the shitlords so women stop having to deal with the online abuse
Load More Replies...I solved that by buying clothes in the mens section. So much more comfortable! Now my partner also steals my hoodies so we are even
I steal the hoodies because they smell like my partner. And they’re comfy, but mostly the good smells
Load More Replies...Definitely the hoodies! I've lost more hoodies, sweatshirts, fleeces and soft T-Shirts to more women... and these were just female friends! LOL
all I need is the hoodie, but my gf is smaller than me so I don't even get that ;-;
68 bloody dollars, and here I was thinking $13 was expensive. $68 is next level. Geez
Anybody with common sense goes to Sally's Beauty and picks up those products made by chemists who expertly copied all the ingredients of the ridiculous s**t and sells a gallon for $6.
Load More Replies...I buy Wen.... I have curly hair that's bushy, thick, and unruly when I use anything else... four 32 oz bottles were $200... it'll last for several years, though so there IS that... 🤔 The Sally Beauty Supply knock off is garbabe... I tried it 😒
For that kind of money I get custom-made shampoo, conditioner AND leave-in, product, including shipping
It's not for everyone, but for some people that's their 'splurge' thing. After having only used the cheapest shampoo/conditioner growing up and switched to better stuff as an adult, I'll never go back.
Load More Replies...Waxing is a no no for me, especially the coochie. Too bloody painful just to do the legs, let alone anywhere else.
No wax is ever going to get near my privates. And the hair down there serves a purpose.
Tried waxing once; you're not supposed to bleed out of all those follicles, right?
If so, she was right. No one says that without expecting the atomic option.
We've just been conditioned to be sorry for existing, sorry!
Load More Replies...*and I, the bisexual vampire, focused solely on your lovely, lovely neck*
When I was 11, I had a sleepover at a friends house. ONE NIGHT! I had more stuff then that picture times 12
It does for me, lol. If u want a smoother look, put a little bit of chapstick before you put it on, it works for me😅
Load More Replies...You just have to persevere. I’m regaining my fitness, and the trick is to start with what you can manage and increase the difficulty.
Mine loves sweets and salty food, pretty much everything that tastes good.
Load More Replies...looked it up, sounds AMAZING, except I don't drink coffee
Load More Replies...I'm in my 30s and I'm wearing a ponytail for most of the days because I'm lazy. This is bs.
clrealy who downvoted you does not understand that. But i am with you. Lazy and also it is more convenient. How do girls work with their hairs let out? you bend down for sth and your hair falls all in your face. How do you work efficiently like that?
Load More Replies...They TOLD you not to use the white teeth filter, but you just couldn't listen... (in reference to the picture)
I once fell to swimming poool wearing sport bra. It was impossible to take it off.
My dad can cook, but he cannot clean up after himself after cooking...
I knew it would be too good to be there
Load More Replies...The difference is that (at least for me) when men cook and know how to clean it tells me that they were brought up in a way to see women as equal and that women shouldn’t be expected to do all the cooking and cleaning. When a man says that it feels more like a confirmation that he believes in outdated stereotypes.
Load More Replies...No. It's not hard to cook somewhat edible food. Good food takes heart, practice and experience. Not talking about opening cans, here!
Load More Replies...Me when i am on period: I am likely to be annoying nomatter what so please do NOT annoy me further-
That's the healthy thing to do. All that toxic self-love personal development positivity is total bullcrap.
Chocolates, I'm coming for ya!! (Speaking of being all sad and stuff, do you know how to cope with and/or fix depression? I can't feel...emotions. Everything just feels fake. There's a numb blob where my heart should be.)
Load More Replies...I hate it when women ...get harassed walking past construction sites....can't feel safe walking at night...get asked what they were wearing when they were sexually assaulted...get paid less for the same work...etc
Does it reall happen ? It souds so f****d-up...
Load More Replies...Better wages and working conditions for their employees, and for Bezos to pay more taxes.
Don’t do this with me; I’ll start asking for details because I’ve just started investing and want to hear about other people’s experiences.
How can you have nothing to wear ? The clothes you had the night before didn't just disappear, did they ?
Am I the only one who’s hair feels like clouds made by the finest silk in the world inside the shower, and when I get out, it feels like s**t?
u better believe a lot of us have gotten those.
Load More Replies...I didn't know donkeys were a measurement of time in Australia :o
Load More Replies...Well, my mom is pretty successful and she despises everything about coffee....
Load More Replies...I had the razr! That pink one and a metallic grey one. Loved hanging up with it. The snap shut was so satisfying.
One thing about eating out on your own a lot and doing all your own cooking is that it forces you to overcome this. If I relied on other people to decide for me about what to eat, I’d starve.
My hubs has accepted that my indecision stems from not liking food (yay food intolerances), and instead works backwards - “What are you not in the mood for today? How’s your stomach, anything you can’t eat?” If I lived by myself, I’d probably love in sandwiches, eggs, and possibly salads.
Being single has been good for me - again, if I ask for a small thing of chips, nobody will bail me out.
When my husband and I were in Vegas for our honeymoon in (1993), I took two desserts off the buffet and this guy turned to me and said "you must be on your honeymoon". I asked him how he knew that and he said "If you were just dating you would have only taken one dessert." My husband put his arm around me and said "No, when we were dating she ate and did whatever she wanted just like she still does now. Like if she felt like calling you a sexist a$$hole, she would do that too." I think I fell even more in love...
Load More Replies...marry him. right now. this is the most understanding man every created(JOKE)
I think that they imply that she is tying her hair to give him oral sex. But maybe i am too dirty minded
Load More Replies...Feel sorry for you guys. Married 20 years and I ‘tie my hair up’ regularly
Load More Replies...“Jeans and a nice top” is absolutely the most common answer you’ll get if you ask a woman what she’s wearing on a night out. I’ve said it many times myself!
Load More Replies...I’m a feminist who responds to complaints about Laurel Hubbard by telling people that my trans woman friend said she can’t lift as much as me.
Some of them are funny. But honestly I see a lot of repetition and I don't see all of this relatability with women life in some of them. Much more with the shopaholic, make-up lover, "I act like a bitch and I'm proud" kind of person. I personally prefer the posts that show women memes without the repetition of the usual clichè.
I agree. Many are funny. But like with most "women relatable problems" a lot are simply stereotypes. Many women do not care for makeup, clothes, shopping or alcohol. It would be like me making memes about my life as a short haired woman and assuming that all women relate..
Load More Replies...All the period ones remind me that, even though I don't/won't have kids, having a hysterectomy was a good thing.
That moment when you go outside after shaving your legs and the wind starts playing Wind in the Willows on that one-inch square of hair you missed just under your kneecap. Amirite?
Lol yes. When the sunlight highlights all the tiny patches you missed
Load More Replies...it says 80 yet I can only see 50? some of these are very relatable lol
You have to click on the link provided after #50. Most BP articles have a link that expands the list to all of the entries.
Load More Replies...Some of them are funny. But honestly I see a lot of repetition and I don't see all of this relatability with women life in some of them. Much more with the shopaholic, make-up lover, "I act like a bitch and I'm proud" kind of person. I personally prefer the posts that show women memes without the repetition of the usual clichè.
I agree. Many are funny. But like with most "women relatable problems" a lot are simply stereotypes. Many women do not care for makeup, clothes, shopping or alcohol. It would be like me making memes about my life as a short haired woman and assuming that all women relate..
Load More Replies...All the period ones remind me that, even though I don't/won't have kids, having a hysterectomy was a good thing.
That moment when you go outside after shaving your legs and the wind starts playing Wind in the Willows on that one-inch square of hair you missed just under your kneecap. Amirite?
Lol yes. When the sunlight highlights all the tiny patches you missed
Load More Replies...it says 80 yet I can only see 50? some of these are very relatable lol
You have to click on the link provided after #50. Most BP articles have a link that expands the list to all of the entries.
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