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There ain’t no denying that window shutters are an amazing accessory to your house, both on the practical and aesthetic side of things.

But, as is often the case, you’ve got to know how to pull it off. Otherwise, your masterpiece of a window might end up on the Craftsman Blog.

Yep, ladies and gents, we’re revisiting this lovely page once more with part 2 and diving deep into what’s new in window shutter fail town.

So, scroll down to see the best (worst?) window shutter fails to date in the curated list below. And while you’re at it, upvote and comment on the fails you enjoyed the most.

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Another happy shutter customer who took advantage of our half off sale. Naturally, you send us the measurements and we give you half the shutter you need, but then again did you really need shutters on the garage?

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Now, if you’ve ever seen a house, you might have noticed these things on windows called shutters. You know, those wood (and wood-like) side-flaps for windows that serve a lot of purposes, including security, protection, and aesthetics?

Well, sometimes form takes precedence over substance and people end up with some interesting results that also end up on the Craftsman Blog. Scott Sidler is a historic preservation contractor and the man behind the Instagram page, and aims to teach people through example. Very failed example. Bored Panda got in contact with him for an interview.

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    #2

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    I’m rarely without words and yet...today... *sigh*

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    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine why people put shutters on windows that don't fit the window - looks stupid!

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is exceptionally rare for shutters to actually function nowadays, they are merely a cheap substitute for attractive (and expensive) window trim.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is designed by the same person who invented the fake pockets on clothes

    Rob Chapman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my neighborhood, built in the 60's, every house has fake decorative shutters that are clearly far too small to be real.

    Luna W.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think it would look oddly naked without the "shutters". They're obviously there for optics, not for function.

    Olive
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think having shutters is the problem but that the sizes don't match the size of the windows. Unless you just mean the second random set on the lower window?

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    L.a. Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the need for decorative shutters. They look pretty but serve no purpose.

    Olive
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    4 years ago

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    When you’re on the fence about what size shutters to use I suggest using the “straddle method”. It’s the best way to let us know you’re aware of the problem but still too lazy to do something about it.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the fence placement was the fail.

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about that garage is a fail lol

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about the shallow grave someone's digging near the side door

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever put those shutters is buried underneath

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    v
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unnecessary and misaligned shutter on a window split by the fence. I can't get past the fence. The fence or the building was there first or they were built at the same time...either way there's no excuse for it.

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    Sticking with our theme of garage door shutters today I found this one extremely troubling. It’s as if the faux strap hinges and one pair of shutters didn’t quite cut it and as they stood back someone actually believed that the solution was yet another pair of shutters. Hmmmmmm...

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    Wesley Lucas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof what an ugly house. I design them in The Sims and even my worst attempt looked better than this! Who is allowed to build crap like this? And better yet, why do people actually buy it?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i accidentally put shutters on my sims houses and cannot remove them

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people who do this must not know what shutters were for? That at some point they were not purely decorative?

    Fester Sixonesixonethree
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd, truly. But again there's something about the shutters that makes the place NOT look like a prison or the ass end of some church...

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should donate those extra ones to #2.

    bethfaceplays
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when you play Minecraft or Rust or something like that and you o ly have certain things you can use so you use weird things to make your flat plain wall look more architectural but you have no idea what you're doing. This is that.

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    As a preservation contractor, Sidler is often called in to fix mismatched windows and poor replacement shutters. At one point, he started snapping pictures to be used as educational material on what to do or not to do, all the while having some fun along the way.

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    You see, most people misunderstand shutters as an aesthetic accessory to the house, like a flower box. And though it can be that, it still needs to follow certain laws of pragmatics.

    "In general, I feel like people have completely lost site of what a shutter is? Today, they are treated like an exterior window dressing so they are never installed with the proper sizing in mind. Very few people realize that a shutter shuts. It’s in the name after all," explained Sidler.

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    Carpenter Mocks Ridiculous Window Shutter Solutions On His Instagram, So Here Are 90 Of The Funniest New Pics

    I hope you guys are ready for some hardcore shutter education today!
    Rule #3 Shutters should be the same shape as the window they cover. If you’ve got rectangular windows then there is no need to add arched shutters.
    Sad because other than the arch they seem to be the right width and height for the windows.

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    Steve
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They match the garage porch...

    Real Person
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is fine if your primary concern is looks. But shutters are supposed to shut over the window. In the days when glass was expensive and rare and windows were just holes the shutters created protection from the elements and security from burglars. As glass became more commonplace shutters became more of a way to protect glass in wind storms or add additional protection against people breaking glass to gain entry into the home. Just because people no longer want them to function but also dont feel like going without them is no reason to make them completely ridiculous

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The arched shutters are clearly intended to compliment the archway over the porch. "Unity of style"

    ChickyChicky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah the lines don't bother me. For utility they are silly, but their obviously decorative.

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    Candia Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are backwards for an arched window. These would leave a gap center top of the arch.

    GadgetGirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say that's true if they are actual working shutters. Bit decorative fake shutters? These match the garage lines and it would look stupid unless they changed the garage to rectangular too.

    Fester Sixonesixonethree
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poster is correct - it is strange. But it also works! The house would look dumpy without that detail. This looks bigger and nicer than it probably really is.

    Erica Forrest
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t mind these ones; not functional though

    JennaMae
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to disagree.... With how the garage is shaped they do comp!iment....this one is truly artistic opinion... Not technical...

    Ogre Juan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ".....shape as the window they cover." What ? Shutters Cover The Window? I Know They USED To Close Over The Window For Storms

    Nicole Payne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is fine... they give you privacy and light at the top, plus they match the garage

    Jyndaru
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't give any privacy. They're fake, nailed to the house and meant just for looks. The lines are aesthetically pleasing though.

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    4 years ago

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    #6

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    Real Shutters = $$$$
    Fake Shutters = $$
    Hand-drawn Shutters = Priceless

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone felt creative and artistic

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The window next to it looks like it has photoshopped shutters.

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they were drawn on with a magic marker!

    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banksy? I actually would do this for a laugh. And these shutters seem too wide for the windows.

    Kate Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not gonna lie this is funny. Like, I have no money so here's the best I can do.

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    Remember all those things you said you’d do when pigs fly? Surprisingly that time has come. Better get busy!

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    Susan Widomski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would like to see the person that created this.

    She/her
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this person was having some fun with it!

    Katinka Min
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lollll!!! That is ugly, but also quite funny

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    Budgets are tight these days. Just because you can afford to remove a window and brick it in doesn’t mean you have the money to pull the old shutters down too!
    A+ for not doing anymore than is absolutely necessary.

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    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brick placement in windows does not match house bricks!

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time in history when glass was extremely expensive, and certain taxes were determined by the number of windows in your house and any other buildings you owned—-basically an assessment of your ability to afford all that expensive glass. When you see a historic building with bricked-in windows, that might be a factor.

    Chris D'Asta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My main question is "what are they hiding?"

    GadgetGirl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are ugly windows anyway lol. Seems more like someone bugged them about it not looking symmetrical after they bricked up the windows so they 'fixed' it.

    Alexis Vasquez Klump
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone left the move objects cheat on while simming...lol

    Kerebron Emtadrat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should just close the shutters, and everything would be fine

    She/her
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like windows were once there and they were bricked over.

    v
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving or removing the shutters won't remedy a shite brick job. Other than that, leaving the shutters in place at least provides a sense of balance to the "passing by view" which is what the vast majority of views of this house will be. It's only in this instance, where we are afforded the time to pause and actually study the image, that the problems truly stand out.

    Erin Eubanks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably where they keep people. Eek

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    "I think most shutter fails stem from wanting something to dress up the outside of the house. Maybe it looks too plain and so people reach out to the simplest and cheapest way to add a pop of color that usually end up being a stock vinyl shutter at the local home store" elaborated Sidler.

    "They often get the right height shutter (or at least close to it) and completely forget to measure the width. Honestly, most of the vinyl shutters on the shelves are a standard 18” so they don’t have much choice in the matter even if they did know what to look for without having custom shutters built."

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    It’s a Texas size Shudder Sunday this week! Go big or go home, right?

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    Frances M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tornado protection that works?

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, likely much stronger than two pairs of smaller shutters?

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    Elizabeth Elliot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the aim is to prevent storm/tornado damage, that's not a bad design!

    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photographed shortly before the entire front of the house collapsed under the weight of the tornado protection shutters

    Viola Fö
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think those are in case of an impending purge

    Andrea Izyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like it, if when closed they might look like a giant barn door

    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they'd actually do the job and cover the windows

    Thomas E S Thomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. Are they on a track or are they just decorative?

    L.a. Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like this if shutters actually work.

    Kate Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is a little too into 'modern farmhouse'.

    JennaMae
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha hahaha that's great...

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    So much going on here it’s difficult to know where to start. Let’s make a list.
    1) Don’t put shutters on a corner window...ever.
    2) Shutters vs. Downspouts: As the song says, “You gotta keep ‘em separated. Ohhhh-ohhh!”
    3) Shutters on a bay window need careful planning. This was not careful.
    4) Shutters and windows should ALWAYS be the same height...Always!

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    Yup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the chimney needed some pretty blue shutters to balance it all.

    Argie Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus upvotes for the Offspring reference!

    Susan Widomski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a Number 5: The window all the way to the right of the picture.

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a disaster from beginning to end.

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's impossible - the shutters make me shudder!

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    Soooooo many issues I decided not to circle anything because I would have to circle everything.
    As a side note this house is available for sale for $179,000 if you should feel up for a project and want to fix those shutters to keep my head from exploding.
    One thing I want to point out is that the electrician really worked his magic to get that power meter right next to the windows and avoid the shutter.

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    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they were trying for an optical illusion!

    Susan Widomski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugliest damn house I have ever seen (shutter and other stuff - wise).

    Candia Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is going on above the bay window?

    Bex
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    House missing porch, not shutters.

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    When things get tight you can either sell a kidney or sell a couple unnecessary shutters in your yard sale.

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    JennaMae
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww but if they put signs in the windows its prime advsrtising!!!!

    Fester Sixonesixonethree
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just too cute... The neighborhood house where all the kids hang out in the summer...

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them shutters ain't gonna reach across them windows - red neck house?

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    Since the page has over 1,500 posts, with many of them being examples of window shutter don'ts, we've asked Sidler to describe a text-book example of a shutter fail that ends up on his Instagram more often than it should. And he had this to say:

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    "The simplest shutter fails are usually too narrow for the window. Most people don’t even notice it like I do. The next level ones are the fails that have rounded shutters on square windows or vice versa. The really crazy ones seem to be purposefully finding different shapes or sizes for their shutters. Seriously, how does a rectangular shutter work on an octagonal window?"

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    I hope you guys are ready for some hardcore shutter education today!
    Rule #3 Shutters should be the same shape as the window they cover. If you’ve got rectangular windows then there is no need to add arched shutters.
    Sad because other than the arch they seem to be the right width and height for the windows.

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    RNA
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the only one that finds this caption confusing? EDIT: Ok, so the photo is the same as in #10 so it's probably author's mistake

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shutters on a garage but not the house they run out of siding when they got there?

    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So wrong. Shutters need to be half the width of the window to look or be real.

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    Ahhh corporate shutters. Even the apartment complexes can get in on shutters sunday I can hear it now. “Hey Bob, how do we dress up the building to get higher rents?”
    “How about adding shutters?”
    “For those massive windows? That’s gonna be too expensive.”
    “Hold my beer...”

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    Travis Fox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even all the windows though! How silly ..

    Gini Sarver
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ugh… makes it even worse that those to the right don’t have any at all 🤦🏼‍♀️

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're gonna screw up using shutters - please do a complete job!

    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those other windows are deeply hurt, even if those shutters couldn't save them from pane.

    Davo gifman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As purely an accent shutter these are acceptable to me.

    GadgetGirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other than not alternating the columns I don't think they look bad.

    L.a. Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That house could use a arched shutter.

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These windows don't need shutters. That having been said, they don't look bad.

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    Because shutters can come in lots of fun shapes and sizes!

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    Frances M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But these might actually work...

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're definitely the right size, the two means they are easier to lock together rather than one shutter which would have to lock to brick, and I quite like the quirkiness!

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one has an offbeat charm - it complements the wiggly brickwork

    Travis Fox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a fail. They appear fully functional and storm worthy to me .

    Joanna Hoover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These aren't a fail, it's like a dutch door.

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks kinds like a speakeasy window for the tall and short customers - very obliging!

    Karen Tyas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far the only shutters I’ve seen here that might actually WORK! All of the others are just welded to the siding 😂

    Doesn’t Care
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are folding origami shutters

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    Maybe pink and purple don’t mix well with brick.
    Maybe a mid-century split level tract home doesn’t need shutters.
    Maybe that bay window...oh who am I kidding? There are no maybes here, just more mistakes in one picture than I made my whole college career (and that’s saying something!)

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The HOA complained but Barbie and Ken refused to make changes

    Lyone Fein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no problems with the shutters here. The problem is with the color.

    Crookshanks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thinks of Minecraft when I look at this house?!

    Kate Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These would probably be my neighbors. That's my luck. I'm surprised they don't have plastic flamingos in the front yard.

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this happens on bay windows all the time - 3 on our street alone!

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    #17

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    Unless you have 2-story windows you don’t need 2-story shutters.

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    Viola Fö
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny tho if they actually worked. Your downstairs neighbors go to bed, so do you., 🤣 🤣 🤣

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem is that you also have to wake up the same time

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    Homeless Grrl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. I know exactly where this is. This is a building with the scummiest property management. I am actually unhoused right now because the original property management company decided it was ok to fraudulently evict me for nonpayment of rent I paid for in order to triple the price. I lived in one of their other units a few buildings over, and they have refused to fix the dry rot which has been going on for over a decade. The worst f*****g people. Other things they couldn't be bothered with we're fixing mold issues or spraying for cockroaches ever (That street has had a cockroach problem for at least 30 years, and multiple tenants had untreated mold issues.). Rats made a nest in the wall next to someone's bed, and rather than fix it, simply waisted for the guy to move out to jack up the price, and then rented his unit to someone else without fixing it so the new tenant was stuck with a year lease unable to sleep. Scummiest people. They even put in a front management company to try to hide all of the racketeering (yet no one was notified when they made all of the companies for the properties on that street defunct and put new ones in place with the exact same name only with a roman numeral and didn't bother to notify any of the tenants including HCIDLA. The scummiest people. Then I tried to rent to this specific building because we found out the onsite manager for this building was different with a different chain of people, and they literally lied to us when they refused even though we showed we had the money for 2 years worth of rent. They actually lied to use and gave us hope with their stupid additional means testing including one action they wanted me to take which would have made me ineligible for disability or social services which I need because I am severely disabled. Just the scummiest. If you ever see this building, do not EVER lease any of the other properties with the same management.

    Carol Creger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about showing us shutters that are not a fsil?

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be they gonna put another window in between! Stupid is as stupid does!

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    So, if you don't want to end up featured on the Craftsman Blog, here's what Sidler says you have to do... or if you want to end up, do the opposite!

    "It’s so easy to avoid showing up on my Instagram page. Pretend your shutters would open and close (even if you plan on making them fixed). When they are closed they should fit to cover the window opening perfectly. If they don’t fit, you’ve got the wrong size or shape. And for the love of God don’t ever, ever put them on your garage doors!"

    #18

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    When you can’t decide if you should should add a paved driveway or shutters to your garage I would always recommend the driveway first and the shutters NEVER.

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That garage is for the riding mower.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shutters aren't even long enough to lay on the grass to drive over ! Damn stupidity is contagious!

    #19

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    If you scroll alllllllll the way back a few years ago in my feed you’ll see a picture of the garage on this house which was the very first house that made me crazy enough to post shutter fails. So, yes, this is the first Shudder Sunday house.
    The crazy part is that I drove by it yesterday and noticed that they took it a step further and painted their shutters.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the life of me why do the shutter a garage what a waste of money!

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually kind of love this one

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    #20

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    This picture makes me feel like these 2 windows are hiding in the corner at a dance because they are embarrassed at how their homemade prom outfits don’t fit. Someone should bring them some punch and cookies and tell them they will grow out of this phase.

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like trellis for climbing plants?

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake shutters made from trellis panel. Plant trellis starts closer to the ground.

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    Luna W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about this house is nope...

    Octavia Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garage sale special? Close out at yard side? Can someone really do this work and get paid for it? Where do I sign up?

    Joanna Hoover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These aren't shutters, they are trellises.

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    #21

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    Remember, there is a fine line between shutters and parentheses, architecturally speaking.

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    Glynna Bowood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Windows upstairs are too close together for shutters so they just should have left them without.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess people are really this stupid the front of the house should have curb appeal!

    "Bad design knows no bound in our world today and if I can make a few people laugh and learn something new at the same time then that is a huge win in my book," concluded Sidler.

    The page has grown exponentially, currently boasting over 55,100 followers and over 1,500 posts. And it’s no longer the case that Sidler has to collect all of his content on his own, as there are loads of dedicated users who send pictures of shutters they happened to stumble upon that fit the page’s idea.

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    #22

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Bay window, bay window your shutters are awful. Bay window, bay window this ought not be lawful.

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    Susan Widomski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think no one seems to know the purpose of shutters, much less the fake purpose of them.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why oh why - they think this looks good their taste is all in their mouths!

    #23

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    In case of inclement weather you want to make sure you have shutters to protect your precious window AC.
    .
    In fairness, rarely are the shutters the least of my concern. This house has a lot of things working against it. Someone must really hate sunlight!

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    Bex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How low that awning is 😂

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what you need to accent you A/C protruding from a wall!

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You duck under the door awning to use the door?

    Barbara L Bristow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say they are also very short......that awning can't be four feet off the ground

    #24

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Always the poor middle child that gets forgotten!

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About as useful as the "garage" that clearly won't fit a truck in it

    Kathleen Richwell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'A' truck might fit in that garage, but not that truck.

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    #25

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    There are a lot of things that you could do to fix up this house, adding these shutters is not something that would have made my list.

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    Ara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire? Just a thought.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that roofline leaves much to be desired. Like sunshine and other natural light. Oh, and a way less expensive electric bill.

    If you haven’t had your fill of ugly shutters, why not check out part 1 right here. And you can also take a look at The Craftsman Blog, his Instagram, Facebook, or Patreon.

    Or you can check out house design fails here. Regardless, do let us know what you thought of all of these in the comment section below, or share your window shutter (or any piece of a house) fail stories!

    #26

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Since I began this Shudder Sunday journey I have been on the hunt for the “over-shudder” and this week it has finally revealed itself like an unexpected plumber’s crack at Sunday brunch. Enjoy your mimosas!

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love those two little windows in the house elf's bedroom

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    #27

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    The Under-shudder making a strong appearance today. Good to see it still going strong in the suburbs!

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    #28

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    This is a “shockingly” bad shutter installation.

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Size is accurate. Meter location is so bad. Need plants STAT!

    Saida
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the brick sticking out the bottom of the window, making it impossible to close the shutters.

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    JennaMae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which came first the shudder or the electricity...hhahahaha

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No shutters needed hope this is to the rear of the house!

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shutters were installed properly. Not the shutter guy's fault that the electrician or water guy did a bad job.

    Kathleen Richwell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no the shutters aren't installed properly. The shutters couldn't close if they wanted to because they won't fit over the brick sill on the bottom that sticks out.

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    #29

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Let’s start the year of right with a double header Shudder Sunday today!
    I call these “Danny Devito Shutters”. Very short and very entertaining!

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It ain't necessarily so - this is not real - please?

    #30

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    I understand that sometimes garage doors need some dressing up, but landing strips are never the answer. Save the shutters for the windows.

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    Adrian Scarlett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The major fail in this is that someone felt the need to circle every one...

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    #31

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Please don’t put your vinyl shutters in the dryer! This whole situation could have been completely avoided if people would read the care instructions that come with each Shudder purchase.

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    #32

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    They allllllmost had it with the 2nd story windows and then someone went and had a stroke before they finished the first story.

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like they're a trellis rather than shutters? Maybe they plant to get some ivy up the wall in the future

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another that looks more like trellis for climbing plants to border the window?

    Ga Di
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rather looks like a climbing aid for plants - although there are no plants

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That door looks like the restroom doors with a space you can crawl under ...so much for privacy and everything a door is supposed to do

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    #33

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    I’m sad to say that it just came to my attention that even the 2nd highest house in our country cannot understand how shutters work, which considering it was done by the government it shouldn’t surprise me.
    This house with atrocious shutters is One Observatory Ln and was built in 1893. Since Walter Mondale it has been home to the sitting Vice President of the US.
    As if being VP isn’t punishment enough you also get exposed to these shutters everyday for 4 years.

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    #34

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    3 shutters, 2 garage doors, and 1 dismayed craftsman...*sigh*

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't use shutters for accent. Put up pretty trellises and use potted vines.

    #35

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Imagine you took a dozen windows and shutters tossed them in a blender and then poured them out on a building. This is the only explanation I can think of. That’s not true, this may be a case of an architect losing a bet. Yeah that’s probably it.

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    Okiedokie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, accurate shutter placement would not fix this house.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't complain about it before you see the interior layout. Who know what it's like on the inside.

    #36

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    I’ve seen a lot of misdemeanor shutter charges but this one is clearly a felony. So very wrong in so many ways!

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    Ara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot the garage door shutters.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The house ain't much but the shutters make it even more worthless!

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    #37

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Can someone please explain to me why these two windows so desperately needed shutters when the others did not?
    And why are the shutters separated like they have been put in timeout?
    And lastly, why are there rectangular shutters on this curved window? Did these people not see my earlier post today?

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the window ain't on the same wall please no shutter on adjacent walls!

    #38

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Earl: I’ve got some extra shingles leftover from our siding extravaganza. What should we use ‘em for?
    Harlan: We could dress up those plain ol’ shutters we got.
    Earl: Hold my beer!
    *sigh* At least the shutters fit...Happy

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    #39

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Technically there is room for the right width shutters here, but as to why this sliver of a window even exists on this big wall is perhaps the greater mystery!

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bedroom window. Goes above bed. Bathroom window above tub.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who am tall enough to look out this window?

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    #40

    While I’m Not A Fan Of This Building This One Is So Close I’ve Decided To Mark It Up And Return It To The Wild So That Hopefully The Owner Can Make Some Corrections And Resubmit. The Red Bin Is My Attempt At Drawing A Trash Can Which Is Where The Lone Shutter Above Should Go, Fyi.
you’re Either Almost There Or You Have Completely Lost Your Mind. I’m Hoping It’s The Former…hoping. 🤞🏻
#shuddersunday

    While I’m not a fan of this building this one is so close I’ve decided to mark it up and return it to the wild so that hopefully the owner can make some corrections and resubmit. The red bin is my attempt at drawing a trash can which is where the lone shutter above should go, FYI.

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    #41

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    If you don’t have room for one shutter then you don’t have room for either shutter.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To shutter or to shudder that is the question!

    #42

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Curved shutters. Very important for curved windows! Less necessary for square windows. Just a quick FYI in case people were wondering because apparently there are questions on this topic.

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    Luna W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The house looks kinda cute. The "shutters" are clearly for optics...

    Stina Kolling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's..... that's the point. That's the point of this entire listicle. All of it. The point.

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    Luci Cole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even for curved windows, this design would not work...

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    #43

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Let’s a play a little game of “Never Have I Ever” I’ll go first!
    Never have I ever...seen a slimmer shutter on a window so wide.
    Now your turn!

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an itsy bitsy shutter flippen error!

    #44

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    This is some top notch shutter customization by a vinylworking professional.
    Good thing you modified that shutter to avoid the gutter or this could have really looked awkward!

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    #45

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    There’s a lot of things this little old house could use but a single door shutter on a brick wall is not one of them.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially with a rusting post in front of said shutter!

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    #46

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Here a shutter, there a shutter, almost everywhere a shutter but rarely a rhyme or reason.

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    #47

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    So many windows to measure for shutters I can understand how they might have mis-measured a couple...or 100%

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    #48

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    If you really can’t afford shutters this is probably not the best work around. Just a suggestion.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Painted on shutters - should be painted over!

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    #49

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    This week I’m giving an honorable mention. Sure technically it’s a fail because who are they kidding, but if they hadn’t tried to save some money and skipped the other half of the pair then these would be perfectly sized, shutters properly placed!
    You guys were sooooooooooo close, but alas...fail.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the thickness and sizing, these appear to be functional bifold shutters. If so its not a fail. Could be wrong tho.

    vivioh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you’re right. The do look like bifolds

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half a job is better than no job quote the village idiot!

    #50

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    I think this Sunday should be a double header and what other picture could I choose other than this one!?
    You’ll have to excuse the graininess of this as it was taken undercover with our spy camera to ensure safety. Rarely do we find such a stunning example of the transom-ware like this.
    Apparantly this transom is so important that it must be double shuttered. Save the transom, save the world!

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come they didn't do the round window above - such a shame!

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is a vent. One of our old houses had one. Spider nightmare.

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    #51

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    The Anti-Symmetry! For my OCD friends please enjoy.

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    #52

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    Easter Sunday and all of our sins are forgiven...we’ll mostly.
    Happy Easter! May the bunny bring you all proper shutters!

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    Phoneixstudios
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO NOO NOOO NOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO

    Incitatus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lot about this house that cannot be forgiven.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow something to believe in a Shutter Bunny - my hopes are renewed1

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    #53

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    Back again for one week only the Under-Shutter is making a big statement this week!
    And don’t miss the double coverage down below on that first story window!

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The under shutter, explain - looks like it should be like underwear - not seen by all!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't meant to be a shutter, but a traditional trim detail intended to visually elongate the window opening

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    #54

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    Sideburns or shutters?? If they look like this I’m not a fan of either.

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    #55

    One Way To Hide Vents Is To Cleverly Disguise The As Shutters. Such Resourcefulness!
#shuddersunday

    One way to hide vents is to cleverly disguise the as shutters. Such resourcefulness!

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    Incitatus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if life gives you vents....

    #56

    Corners Are…tricky.
#shuddersunday

    Corners are…tricky.

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    #57

    That Pesky Roof Got In The Way Of What Would Have Been A Beautiful Shutter Detail I’m Sure. Yep, That’s What Happened!
#shuddersunday

    That pesky roof got in the way of what would have been a beautiful shutter detail I’m sure. Yep, that’s what happened!

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    #58

    I Think We All Know What’s Hiding Beneath Those Shutters, Don’t We?
#shuddersunday #itsjustbricks

    I think we all know what’s hiding beneath those shutters, don’t we?

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    #59

    Whatever The Question Was In This Scenario, The Answer Should Have Been “No!”
#shuddersunday

    Whatever the question was in this scenario, the answer should have been “No!”

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    #60

    Always Wash Shutters On Cold And Tumble Dry Low To Avoid Shrinkage. Common Mistake!
#shuddersunday

    Always wash shutters on cold and tumble dry low to avoid shrinkage. Common mistake!

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like little ears maybe they'll flap a way!

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were purchased online from China. The photos were from another company's product. It took them three months to arrive. The material was shoddy and they were the wrong size. The company doesn't pay return shipping.

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    #61

    My Lawn Is Perfect. My Roof Is Perfect. What Could I Do To Make My Windows Perfect Too? Hmmmmm…i’ve Got It!
#shuddersunday #fail

    My lawn is perfect. My roof is perfect. What could I do to make my windows perfect too? Hmmmmm…I’ve got it!

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    #62

    I Acknowledge That Octagon Windows Are Hard To Shutter, But Are They This Hard?
unnecessary Effort + Poor Planning = #shuddersunday

    I acknowledge that octagon windows are hard to shutter, but are they this hard?

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    Stina Kolling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else think "tie fighter" when they see this? ("advanced" model [ Darth Vader's ship])

    #63

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    My children did pretty well playing that game where you have to fit the different shape blocks into the matching holes once they turned 12 months. I can only assume this was done by someone who didn’t have one of those games growing up.

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    #64

    When Your Windows Are Just Boring Rectangles You Can Always Add Curved Shutters To Spice Them Up…right? Right?????
#shuddersunday

    When your windows are just boring rectangles you can always add curved shutters to spice them up…right? Right?????

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    #65

    You Know That Guy At The Gym Who Wears A Child Medium Shirt To Show Off His Muscles? This Is His House.
#shuddersunday

    You know that guy at the gym who wears a child medium shirt to show off his muscles? This is his house.

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    #66

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    I may be on vacation but this pic was enough to get me off candy crush to post for today! Last #shuddersunday of 2020 and it certainly fits the bill!

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    #67

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    This guy is very excited for what must be a new home purchase! I however would not post a pic like this on Instagram until I climbed a ladder and pulled those shutters off.

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    #68

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Go go gadget shutters!

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    Okiedokie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk, I kind of like them as an accent if I don’t think of them as shutters [clearly, they’re not meant to be functional]. Also, the home is beautiful.

    Stina Kolling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you honestly get to post #68 in this list without realizing that 99% of the shutters pictured here-in were non-functional, and that they still look bad?

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! That really works?????????????????

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    #69

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Ding dong!
    Who’s there?
    Someone who can’t close their shutters.

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    #70

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Gotta protect those bay windows! Don’t drink and shutter please.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For tornado protection - for you who did not know!

    #71

    I Have To Give A Little Credit On This One For The Incredible Work This Shutter Installer Did To Cut This Shutter So Perfectly Around The Roofline And Gutter. Well Done! F+
#shuddersunday

    I have to give a little credit on this one for the incredible work this shutter installer did to cut this shutter so perfectly around the roofline and gutter. Well done! F+

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are the stupid shelve under the windows escape routes!

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    #72

    They Say Black Is Slimming, But Unless It Is Also Magically These Shutters Are Nowhere Near Large Enough.
#shuddersunday

    They say black is slimming, but unless it is also magically these shutters are nowhere near large enough.

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    #73

    This One Is Such A Nice House That I Might Forgive The Atrocity That Is These Shutters…ummm…nope I Can’t Do It.
congratulations Orlando, You’ve Made The List Again! #shuddersunday

    This one is such a nice house that I might forgive the atrocity that is these shutters…ummm…nope I can’t do it.
    Congratulations Orlando, you’ve made the list again!

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    Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is fine in my opinion. Pretty home.

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    #74

    Arched Windows Are Tricky To Shutter. And By Tricky I Mean, “Dear God, Don’t Do This!”
#shuddersunday

    Arched windows are tricky to shutter. And by tricky I mean, “Dear God, don’t do this!”

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    #75

    My Caption Bucket Is Empty On This One...i’m Gonna Need Your Help To Caption It For Me!
#shuddersunday

    My caption bucket is empty on this one...I’m gonna need your help to caption it for me!

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    #76

    Anyone Else See A Couple Of Tron Recognizer Vehicles On The Side Of This Shed Or Am I The Only@dork Who Remembers These? Google It And Tell Me If I’m Wrong.
#shuddersunday #obscurereference

    Anyone else see a couple of Tron Recognizer vehicles on the side of this shed or am I the only@dork who remembers these? Google it and tell me if I’m wrong.

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    #77

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Too short, too narrow, too unnecessary, too many face palms.

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    #78

    There No Ducking Responsibility For This One. This #shuddersunday Is So Fowl That When I Saw This Picture I Was Literally Quacking Up!
there Was Clearly Serious Planning Involved Here, No One Was Just Winging It. Enough Duck Puns, Please Don’t Do This Ever Again. 😉
#duckshutter #ducks #fowl #shutters

    There no ducking responsibility for this one. This is so fowl that when I saw this picture I was literally quacking up!
    There was clearly serious planning involved here, no one was just winging it. Enough duck puns, please don’t do this ever again. 

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    #79

    Happy Labor Day Weekend! I’m Sure Many Of Us Have Projects For Our Homes This Weekend, But Please Let One Of Those Projects Not Be Coat Hooks On Purple Door Shutters (Scroll To The Last Pic).
#shuddersunday #notyourgrampasshutters #baddecisions

    Happy Labor Day Weekend! I’m sure many of us have projects for our homes this weekend, but please let one of those projects not be coat hooks on purple door shutters

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those could be hanging plant hooks (doesn't make it much better though). Who would put a coat hook outside?

    #80

    I Say There Is A .002% Chance There Are Perfectly Sized Windows Behind These Shutters And I’m Wrong About This Week’s #shuddersunday Post.
#provemewrong

    I say there is a .002% chance there are perfectly sized windows behind these shutters and I’m wrong about this week’s

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    #81

    I’ve Been Doing #shuddersunday Now For Over 2 Years And Still Things Like This Happen.
can We Assume There Are Not Miniature Sidelights On Either Side Of This Door?
#notright #sowrong

    Can we assume there are not miniature sidelights on either side of this door?

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    #82

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    These shutters are actually not that bad other than the fact that they are installed on a window that has no business having shutters.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going for the rustic look -- boy did you miss!

    #83

    I Bought A Fail! You Guys Have Been So Supportive Of My New House Purchase, But I Have To Admit It Is A Shutter Fail! I Can’t Call Out Other Houses Without First Calling Out My Own.
i Will Remove The Ugly Plastic Shutters This Week And Start Building Some New Shutters Asap But For Now...i...am...#shuddersunday
#myfail

    I bought a Fail! You guys have been so supportive of my new house purchase, but I have to admit it is a shutter fail! I can’t call out other houses without first calling out my own.
    I will remove the ugly plastic shutters this week and start building some new shutters ASAP but for now...I...AM...

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    #84

    A Rare Day When I Find Shutters That Are Too Big For The Window, But Here We Are. If There Is A Mistake With Shutters Then You Will Find It Here.
so Glad I’ve Got Amazing Followers Who Find Hilarious Stuff Like This!
#shuddersunday

    A rare day when I find shutters that are too big for the window, but here we are. If there is a mistake with shutters then you will find it here.
    So glad I’ve got amazing followers who find hilarious stuff like this!

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    #85

    These Are Not The Curves You’re Looking For.
#shuddersunday #starwarsreference

    These are not the curves you’re looking for.

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    #86

    Here We See A Rare Glimpse In A Remote Woodland Setting Of The American Pygmy Winged Window. Note The Undersized Louvered Wings Unlike The Full Sized European Variety.
this Variety Is, Sadly, Flightless And Has No Means Of Protecting Itself. Strangely They Have Flourished Across The Fruited Plains Of North America.
#shuddersunday

    Here we see a rare glimpse in a remote woodland setting of the American Pygmy Winged Window. Note the undersized louvered wings unlike the full sized European variety.
    This variety is, sadly, flightless and has no means of protecting itself. Strangely they have flourished across the fruited plains of North America.

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    #87

    You Can Find This House On Long Island At The Corner Of So Wrong St. And What Was I Thinking Blvd.
stop By Anytime!
#shuddersunday

    You can find this house on Long Island at the corner of So Wrong St. and What Was I Thinking Blvd.
    Stop by anytime!

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    #88

    Because Some Sundays You Need More Cowbell!! Here A Double Header For You!
#shuddersunday

    Because some Sundays you need MORE cowbell!! Here a double header for you!

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    #89

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    Taking it back to my childhood with some Hall & Oats who apparently have a song for everything, even.

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    #90

    Window-Shutters-Fails-The-Craftsman-Blog

    Normally it’s the shutters that are the main problem but this week the whole house is as terrifying as the weather.
    Note the unique variety of shutter issues at each and every window.

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