50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were
Interview With ExpertIn today’s world, we’ve grown used to hearing some pretty unusual names, especially with celebrities leading the way by naming their children things like Apple, Blue Ivy, and North.
However, these choices often pale in comparison to those shared on the subreddit ‘Tragedeigh’, where people reveal the most bizarre and creatively spelled names they’ve encountered. In one of their posts, we found some truly jaw-dropping examples. Check them out below and upvote the ones that surprised you the most!
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Vegan. "Vegan, come sit down and eat your burger." Actually heard this. They were eating McDonalds.
It's possible. Some people pronounce it with the long E sound
Load More Replies...They are named Hunter and they are a vegetarian.
Load More Replies...There's a town in Denmark named Vejen. I met one man who has that as his given name.
I used to work with a woman in her 30s named pebbles. customers would always ask, “is that your real name?” and she’d be like, “unfortunately.”.
A lady I worked with was named Punky. Every time she left a voicemail, she always said the same thing, Hi, this is Punky and yes that's my real name..."
The name is Bells, Jingle Bells. Licence to ring . . .
Load More Replies...I currently have a coworker named Jingle. And yes, it's her real name.
To understand why parents are choosing unconventional names for their children, Bored Panda got in touch with baby name blogger Abby Sandel.
In the US, Sandel observes that fewer children are receiving top-ranking names compared to fifty, twenty, or even ten years ago. She views this trend positively. “We’re less bound to traditions, freer to choose names that reflect our heritage, identities, and values, and just plain open to more creative names than in the past,” she explains.
This growing acceptance has paved the way for more unique options. “If we meet kids named River and Willow, we’re more open to choosing, say, Canyon and Marigold for our own kids,” Sandel notes. But not all modern names are as extreme. Nature-inspired, surname-style names like Wrenley, Oaklynn, and Wylder are particularly popular these days. However, in the quest for originality, parents sometimes end up with choices that sound quite similar. “Classrooms are filled with girls called Lily, Lilah, Lola, and Lyra. Four different names, but easily confused!”
Justin Sane. Mom swore she didn’t realize.
I met a girl who was named April...what's strange about that ?...her last name was Mae......yep she was April Mae.
What is April Mae june these days? Don't july to us now.
Load More Replies...Mom didn't realize it because people had been calling her "just insane" all of her life.
Somewhere in the world there is a person named Delicious Bush. I engraved a corporate award for that person 25 years ago and never forgot the name.
Maybe the award was for his "bush", you know what I mean.. AVN Awards, I guess
Load More Replies...Randy Concepcion was an IT bloke who I dealt with once. Perhaps him and Delicious Bush got together...
Spat my coffee out. All I could think if they got married she would be Delicious Conception.......
Load More Replies...Twins named Deevious and Keevious. Deevious in particular—both crooks but it feels like someone named Deevious was doomed from birth. They were identical and at some point got identical tiger tattoos on their right arms so it was always fun figuring out which one you had and if the warrant was for him or his brother. As far as I know Keevious is still around but Deevious tried to rob the wrong dude in midtown Atlanta a few years ago. Rest in Peecious.
Deevious got greedious, his brother Keevious was doing the greevious, because Deevious was deceasioused.
Load More Replies...My granddaughter dated a guy names James who had an identical twin named Semaj.
Well, at least they don‘t sound similar or are otherwise too confusing.
Load More Replies...There once was a thief, first name Deevious, Whose actions were always mischievous, But he's gotten all greedy -ous, robbed a gentleman murderous And died from a wounding most grievous
Evolutionary biologist Dr. Mitchel Newberry believes there is an evolutionary reason behind why parents opt for less typical names. In his research, he analyzed databases of names in the US over the last century and found that they go through what he describes as ‘boom and bust’ periods.
When a name becomes very popular, it often ends up being perceived as too common by new parents. Consequently, the more popular a name gets, the less likely future parents are to choose it. This phenomenon is known as negative frequency-dependent selection.
“If people are always thirsting after the newest thing, it creates a lot of new options,” says Dr. Newberry. “Every time a new name is created, it gets attention, allowing rarer names to become more common, leading to greater diversity in the population.”
Jaythyn. Like you’re saying Jason, but with a lisp 🤣.
Imagine doing that to your kid and then they actually have a lisp when they start talking.
Did Bobby Lashley have another child? (Google Bobby Lashley BATH TURD)
Carrion. I feel so sorry for that child.
In the military, his superiors will constantly be saying "Carry on, Carrion."
Possible surnames: Constable, Sergeant, Cleo, Cruising, Cowboy, Up the Khyber...you get the idea...
I know! I never even liked the name Carry-Anne because of how it sounds, but to use the actual word...
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Pistol, she’s a kid in my son’s class. Siblings include Remington and Colt.
At least Colt is an actual adequate name for a child and Remington can be shortened to Remi.
She got the generic name. Should have gone with another brand like Ruger or Beretta.
And when she eventually helps her mother move into a retirement home, it'll be Pistol packing mama.
But while standout names like River and Wylder tend to be well-received, others raise quite a few eyebrows. God, Famous, Casanova, Elmo, and Vader are among the most eccentric baby names Sandel came across last year. “The line between strange-amazing-cool and strange-wait-what is pencil thin, shifts over time, and varies dramatically from person to person,” she writes on her blog.
“Assuming we choose unusual names with our eyes wide open, I think they can be great,” Sandel tells us. “Parents need to recognize that a really different name will require more frequent repetition and spelling, as well as questions. And even if you love that really different name, chances are someone in your life will not. That’s okay, but it’s best to be prepared that grandma might not like the idea of calling her grandchild Wonder, Givenchy, or Gnash.”
“Of course, your child might grow up and wish for a more conventional name,” she adds. “When in doubt, it’s better to name your child Wonder James than Wonder Givenchy. A little bit of balance can make a bold first name feel more wearable.” Ultimately, the decision is entirely in your hands.
An old school friend named their daughter something like Aevyrleighy (Everly) I know I've spelled that wrong, because no one is ever gonna spell that right.
And my cousin's daughter's name is Emyhleigh (Emily). .
My real name is Amuse Bouche. But cats are far more sensible about names. Just ask the Jellicles
Trashudeigh. And ... that's a name too. His sister's. Or hith Thithter'th or thomezin'.
Load More Replies...Knew a girl in high school who disliked her name so much she wouldn't even admit to what it was. She only used her initials. I thought that was pretty cool. Looking back... I hope she made peace with her name. B.J. might sound like an offer she's not interested hearing about anymore.
Oh, give me a freaking break! Why would anyone do this to their child?! 🤣
Felony. Poor kid.
Crazy-Excitement-684: I met a newborn with the name. Her parents were step siblings and thought they were immensely clever.
Why? They are STEP siblings, not real ones! You don‘t know how old they were, when they got to be step siblings or if they met first and their parents afterwards.
Load More Replies...I hope the surname is De Meaner. She'd then be a Felony, Miss De Meaner. I'll get my coat.
Revenge, Chaos, Ransom, and Rage. Not related but I was their teacher (different years.) Always made me scratch my head and feel bad.
Imagine being called Chaos or Rage- no teacher would want to have you in class and no employer would want to hire you, in case you lived up to your name!
My brother's roommate was a teacher, and the kid's name was pronounce SHITHAID but spelled S H I T H E A D (and they got mad when people couldn't pronounce it correctly)
These kids wouldn't happen to be members of The Black Dagger Brotherhood, would they? (Literary series, supernatural romance, specifically vampire, with a significant er0+ic bent. Don't remember the author, but they're still a good read if you like that kind of fiction.)
Felatia. She worked with my sister at a pizza place. I was dumbfounded when I read her nametag.
The comic Paul Rodriguez did an act about Latinos choosing English words for names, based on how they sound. He pointed out that "genitalia" is a very pretty word, if you don't know what it means. So Mr. Rodriguez mimed an introduction. "This is my daughter, Genitalia." He paused a second, then indicated another person. "And my son, S¢rotum."
Ya’Majesty. Most entitled person I ever met.
A friend of mine was a teacher and she once had a student named Majestic Fox. That's the first name. It was like Majestic-Fox Smith or something similar. WTF?
Well, jazz and pop artists have used monikers like Duke, Count, Earl and Prince so maybe a career in music beckons
I've worked with a Justin Case, and an electrical engineer whose surname was Sparks.
An old money family named their son Richard Breath. His parents them nicknamed him - D**k. Not Rick. He's an elected official in my town. Met him in a bar. They said meet D**k Breath . I lost it cause I heard dickbreath! 30 years ago. I'm still laughing E
One of my high school classmates had a last name of D**k. For reasons unknown, his parents named him Richard. "Rick D**k: was too rhymey, and "D**k D**k" was out of the question. So we called him "Rich D**k". Convenient, because that's exactly what he was.
Load More Replies...The doctor that performed my cesarean was Dr Pierce. And he looked identical to Dr Giggles (from a horror movie)
My wife had gynecologists named Dr. Bush and Dr. Gap, sequentially.
Load More Replies...One of my colleagues when I worked at the zoo was named Anthony Wren [surname], went by Ant. Zoo keeper called Ant Wren, that was written on his badge :P (note, I actually had another zookeeper colleague and a teacher with full animal names too, but Ant is the one who is least identifiable if I say it as I haven't mentioned his surname, and he is no longer in the industry, whereas the others had animal surnames too).
Escherichia - this could conceivably be a girl's name, but it's what the E. in E. Coli stands for. The couple that named their daughter this were biology teachers. She'd be about 16 now.
My mom almost named me 'Candida' after the character in Bernard Shaw's play, 'Candida'. As a clinical microbiologist whose master's thesis was on Candida infections, eternally grateful that my mom changed her mind and named me something not associated with infections!!
I feel you 😅 There's a grocery chain in Switzerland that named their home brand toothpaste Candida. I have no clue what they were thinking 😱🤦🏻♀️
Load More Replies...I once met a drag queen named "chlamydia" She was really nice
Load More Replies...Bet she goes with Chia, Cher, or even Richia to be different but not part of an illness.
Reminds me of a client I had that named her kid Shithead pronounced shi-thead.
Not in “real life,” but while doing family history research, I found a woman in my family with the name Heterogenous Clementine. Nicknamed Hettie Clemmie.
I had an aunt named Forest Fern. Not kidding. She went by Pete. Still not kidding.
I have a great great great great grandmother named Deuteronomy Dewtry. I like to think she may have been called Doo Dewtry.
A male co-worker named Sugarplum Fruitcake. The name fits him well though.
That sounds like the name of either a drag queen or a gay stripper/porn star.
No. No it doesn't. The names for those professions are better than this s**t.
Load More Replies...Sugarplum fairy came and hit the street, looking for soulfood and a place to eat....
Perfect name for a drag queen that just happens to be really into baking.
Yes, you could do so much cool stuff with a name like that, like dresses/wigs that look like giant cupcakes or whipped cream with cherries and stuff.
Load More Replies...I simply refuse to believe this one. This is where I draw the line.
I went to elementary school with a girl named Quinnzola. My friend said it sounds like a cooking oil lol.
Side effects of Quinnzola may include drowsiness, insomnia, nausea, vomiting, constipation, loss of balance, and erections lasting longer than four hours
Someone in my town is named Knickolle.
Sound it out. It’s the same name as mine (except mine is the usual spelling) and it took me a good 30 sec to realize that.
Five seconds, in the context of this post, though... huge leg up with figuring that out.
Bodacious Jr.
I also met his father, the senior Bodacious.
Who’s gonna ride bodacious, who’s gonna take him down? Big and bad bodacious, he’s the baddest sons’a bit¢h around…
My dad approved name changes as part of his job. He had someone come in to change his name to Pythagymus Toadstool.
Sounds like a name from podcast of comedians playing D&D.
Load More Replies...Presumably the applicant had to chose a middle name that would differentiate him from all the other Pythagymus Toadstools around.
That's Mr. Toadstool to you. I always threatened my son in his teen years that I was going to secretly change his name to Potatohead so he'd have to go through life as Mr. Potatohead I still regret no going through with it. ..
Mine won't be the worst but it triggered me with the hyphen. Jake-ub. I cannot unsee it. It haunts me.
This one is legendary now, along with Abcde, Abcidah
Load More Replies...Book an airline ticket for a client many years ago named Jakup. “Yah” he said, “Momma couldn’t spell”.
Saw a kid pictured in the newspaper once, years ago (I forget why). His name was La-Otis. I don't get it. What's wrong with just "Otis"??
Smurfette.
That's not Smurfette in the picture. Might be her house though--I can't remember.
Honestly, that could be any Smurf in that photo with a few exceptions. By the way those arms are crossed, I'm gonna go with Grouchy.
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Zeaui (pronounced Zoey).
Kinda unrelated, but the girl in the pic sure does look like a Zoey.
Jacsun. Just... Why? It was on his name plate outside his office.
Does his favourite drink come in silver pouches of 200 ml/6.8 fl oz?
With a tiny straw you have to stab in to it?
Load More Replies...My friend wants to name her first son Jacen- pronounced Jason 🥲
First name British Last name Office.
If his last name had been Museum, I would have his house searched any time something valuable went missing.
I was doing voter registration and I met a guy named T. His first name was the letter T and his last name was unremarkable. He showed me his ID, he was very proud of this fact.
My paternal grandmother had a brother named A. That was it. Last name Taylor.
My dad has the middle initial L. Just L. Doesn't stand for anything. My grandparents both liked names beginning with L but couldn't agree. On the TV show M.A.S.H. one of the dr's is named B.J. Hunnicutt, after his parents - Bea & Jay
My middle name is "M." just the letter and a period. I like it.
Load More Replies..."Who names their child 'BJ'?" -- "My Mother, Bea Hunnicutt, and my Father, Jay Hunnicutt." -- from the episode of M*A*S*H where Hawkeye doesn't believe it's BJ's real name.
I know a Robert Joseph in school who went by BJ.
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Velveeta.
My grandmother's name was Laveda. Pronounced like it rhymes with Velveeta. That's all I could ever think about any time someone said her name.
Qurrystal 🙃.
Yes. My name is Crystal (normal spelling) and I've actually had so many people misspell it - Cristle, Khrystyl, etc. One time a receptionist wrote it on a form as "Qurstal". I was done XD
Load More Replies...I knew someone called Krystelle, name pronounced exactly as written, and she still had many people call her Krystal, which she hated. I wouldn't want to make y kid's name even harder for people to pronounce!
I was named after a chandelier, no joke, but at least my parents spelled Crystal correctly XD
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Geccika -_-. Her parents actually chose that, it wasn't some edgy teenage desire to be yooneek.
I knew of a skag TERF that did that voluntarily. It hung around with d**g dealers and rapists, too.
Daexia (pronounced day-ja).
LaSagna. She was married to one of my forklift drivers. I thought he was kidding,until she brought him lunch one day.
And do they have a chubby ginger cat and a overexitable little white dog?
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Traeh. It is Heart spelled backward.
A teacher friend of mine had twins in her class named Traeh and Nevaeh. 🙄
This whole trend of "Oh, their name is [word] spelled backwards" just makes me wanna Timov, Pulruc, and Eid
Every time I read the Neveah (never heard it out loud) I wonder why anybody would name their child for facial creme, Nivea.
Met a girl named evol or love backwards. Which seems nice but just sounds to much like evil
I will never understand people who name their kids Karma.
There were twins at a school I taughtat named Kharma and Dharma. Their brother's name was Rajah. No, they were not from India.
Karma-Ann Swanepoel is the lead singer of a South African band named Karma, previously called Henry Ate. You'd think Afrikaans people would know better.
I had an atr teacher by that name. It's true what they say: Karma is a b¡+€h.
JesusIsLord. No joke, that was his first name. Went by Jesus.
That's because it's always been an Hispanic name. Jesus was probably Yesuah or similar - if he existed!
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Cz32. His siblings also had numbers.
You know, sometimes, more micromanage-y government regulations aren't so bad. You couldn't name your child this (or any of the other ridiculousness on this list) in Germany.
Where? I mean, even Musk's kid had to have Roman numerals in his name because Arabic numerals aren't allowed. Is this something that varies by state?
FYI: the numerals we use for modern writing with the _Latin_ alphabet (English, German, Italian, etc.) are called __ARABIC__ numerals. The 1, 2, 3 etc. were adopted from Arabic centuries ago. 1, 2, 3 is easier to work with than the original Roman I, II, III, IV etc. Just saying, as people are downvoting this comment. So "K8" would not be acceptable in many (most? all?) US states. "Keight, Khate, Kait and Kate IV" _would_ be acceptable legal names. Fun fact: Arabic adopted its current numeral system from Hindi centuries ago.
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Abcde pronounced absidee.
Sadly, it’s not. I met two kids named Abcde. In the same class. They pronounced their names differently, too. AHH-beh-sed-eh and ahh-beh-CEE-dee. Some employees at an airline got in trouble for making fun of a kid’ boarding ticket with Abcde as the name on it.
Load More Replies...Destined to create a literary work written in an impassioned or exalted style. You know, an Abcde Rhapsody.
I had a student with this name a few years ago. She went by her middle name instead. Poor kid.
What about the trend of naming kids La-A for "Ladasha'. Give me a break.
Fence. I went to school with a guy named Fence.
No, but he was undecided about a lot of things.
Load More Replies...There was a girl at my work named Ambiyen. No idea what her parents were thinking.
There is a pretty funny SNL skit where a family claims the d**g company is stealing their names to come up with new d**g names
47 years ago my mother tried to name me Allegra. So happy my grandparents disagreed
Load More Replies...Expensive. A woman named her baby girl this. Truly WTF.
Mom wasn't wrong, kids ain't cheap to raise. Doubt I'd name my kid that though.
Harmonica.
I was coming to make the same reference; I'm glad I'm not the only one who went there
Load More Replies...That was the name of Charles Bronson's character in Once Upon A Time In The West. I don't think the viewers ever learned his real name. Very cool movie.
I met a girl named Blessing once. Her Sister were named Stephanie. I guess the parents had a favorite😅
Capers. His last name was weird too. Word beginning with A that means “crooked or in disarray.” Ends with W and sound like “ask you.” (Trying not to doxx.) I also once rode a Greyhound bus with a little girl named Kiwi Strawberry NormalLastName. I know because her mom full-named her when she was misbehaving.
The mother may have special names she calls her offspring when irritated My son's was Syler Andenn IceScreamer FastSkater
Askew I'm guessing, worked it out straight away, but F me, what the hell were the parents thinking 🤔 😅 or actually were they !??
Maighdelynne.
Middle name Megatron. For a girl.
*Peter laugh* robots in disguise
Load More Replies...At least it's the middle name --she doesn't have to tell anyone if she hates it.
Bridalveil. It was about 15-20 years ago. I saw her ID and that was her actual, legal name. Pronounced exactly like it sounds: bridal veil 👰.
Maybe she was conceived in Yosemite. Is that her middle name by any chance?
Book. I’m not joking, that was his given name.
It's not that crazy considering that Booker is an established first name, and surely, some of them prolly get called Book, for short.
Meet my brother, Newspaper, and my sister, Magazine. - Book, probably
Freya Andrikitis Zork and her brother Noah Zork. Say his name out loud a couple of times.
Interesting that the older one is named after a Norse (pagan) goddess... And the younger is a character from the (Christian) Bible. Were the parents into religious studies?
This is not bad. In my country plenty of kids are named Freya and Noah🤷♀️ maybe it sounds weird in other parts of the world?
I said Noah Zork out loud several times and I don't get it. I've heard of plenty of kids named Freya. That's not so bad.
Ahhnjellyka (Angelica).
Drinkwater is also a last name in both English and French (Boileau).
Load More Replies...Clamesha She was 100% white. I grew up in Oakland. It's what you think. She was very sweet, she made it out of the hood, she became a biologist and changed her name.
My mom worked for child support enforcement. Woman named her daughter Chlamydia because she thought it sounded pretty. I'm not sure the spelling though.
Load More Replies...A family friend worked as an obstetric nurse in Oakland back in the 80s and used to tell us stories about the crazy names she heard. Squirreleesha, Clittorris and Vahgynnah (twins) and Bucket (pronounced Bouquet). 🙄😆
Calligraphy! They called her Callie.
There's a game warden on some reality show whose name is Kqyn. That's Quinn.
Tarantjulia.
Metallica for a tiny newborn boy and Bocefus for a beautiful little 6 year old girl.
I met someone back in the 80's whose mom was a hippie and named all her kids after their dads' favorite rock groups. His name was Steppenwolf Zeppelin (he went by Wolf), his sister was Creedence Clearwater, and his brother was Jefferson Floyd. Yes, they all had different dads.
The elusive combination of thrash metal and outlaw country! (Both of which I love)
Bow-seh-fus? The only name I know that's even close to it is the musician Hank Williams Jr.'s nickname, "Bocephus" (which was a ventriloquist dummy's name.)
Load More Replies...At least the Grateful Dead had good female names in their songs. Althea, Sugar Magnolia, Cassidy....
Why naming a little girl after Alexaner the Great's prized warhorse?
Well, I think Jensen Ackles named his twins Zeppelin and Arrow. Their older sister is Justice. But that was some years ago, he might have more by now for all I know.
LeStat. Yes the poor kid was named after the Anne Rice character. I worked at a daycare at 19 he was 2 and in my group.
They should've named their kid 'preternatural' since Anne Rice used that word on almost every single page of her books.
They could have gone with Louis, he'd still be named after an Anne Rice character, but would at least have a normal name.
The kid drank a bottle of V8 juice every day. Well, it was red like V8 juice, anyway.
Dymphony. Which I’ve just had to type multiple times because my phone really wants to correct to Symphony.
PreslieyKa'ilauni (yes, two capital letters with no space).
Did the person who filled out the birth certificate have stroke and everyone just rolled with it?
Rottwilla. Like the dog.
Email. I wish I was kidding.
Wedocktober - spelled exactly like that. Her parents wanted to name her after The Red October but English was not their first language and they spelled it wrong.
Boot 😭.
Thermitegrenade: I knew a Boot! I think it was a nickname though..overall he was pretty nice, several years older than me when I was a kid..nobody picked on him as far as I know, about the name.
Tinkerbell.
Mahire (pronounced Mary).
I am pretty sure the parents were the ones that got that wrong. Like most of these, the pronunciation ignores basic linguistics. Name as phonetic’s Ma/Hi/Er. No Mary there.
Load More Replies...Mari and Marie are both real names and not pronounced the same as Mary, so why?
There's the form Mhàiri too. It's not supposed to be pronounced "Mary" though but /ˈvaː(ɪ)ri/ (though it's widely mispronounced of course). And there's the Irish form, Máire, but that's pronounced more like "Moya" or "Moira" (it's got sounds that don't exist in English).
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Elexus, Pronounced Alexis.
Bimmy.
https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/10abq6g/i_had_a_dream_where_the_word_pizza_was_abruptly/
Keiahlee (pronounced Kee-ah-lee), from my primary school. As far as I can tell (with my seconds long google search) they’re the only one on the planet given that name.
Blue Swan.
Ok, my last name is Swan. Years ago my mum told me that if I was a boy she had planned to call me Hunter (a common name in Australia). It took her a while to realise that would not have been a good idea (hunt a swan!). 😅
Comfort. Like???
I’ve had a lot of patients called Comfort, mostly of African heritage.
My grandparents had a lovely older neighbor lady named Comfort. Sadly, she passed many years ago
That was the name of the girl in The Twilight Zone episode of The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank.
A couple we met on our honeymoon had a little baby girl about a year after. They named that little girl Saylor James. Saylor James. Like Popeye’s little nephew or something. I can’t get over it.
I think there's this family Youtuber whose daughter was named Saylor.
Roam Wolf. First name. In two parts. Parents must be soooo hip and outdoorsy.
I saw Blaize Jaguar and Orion Spydyr on my roll sheet a few years back. Not related, both nerdy white kids. Yikes.
Love, peace and hope. Sisters close in age, and I will say Love is a POS always involved in drama haha.
Terry Pratchet had a joke about B********y Carter and his sisters Chastity and Hope. The family wasn't too well educated (they're a Lancre family) and the parents got a bit confused with trying to name the boys with virtues. All of their children were diametrically opposed to the names personality-wise. B********y was very kind to animals, Hope was suicidal, and Chastity was a woman of negotiable affection.
My family had sisters way back that were Silence, Patience and Temperance. Of course they were Quakers but ...
Christmas. Native American.
The character Chrissy Snow on the old TV show Three's Company was named Christmas Snow
When the Catholic priests baptized all the Natives along the St. Laurence river in Canada, they gave them all the last name Noël (Christmas) because it was done on December 25th. I know this because my great-grandmother (on both sides) had that last name and was Native. Also, Noël is/was very popular as a first name.
Knew a guy called Chris Massey. No, he was not a Christopher, nor born in December!
Braian. Like Brian.
This isn’t that unusual compared to some of the these. It could be a culture thing. There is a baseball pitcher Brayan Bello, his name is typically pronounced like Brian. He’s from the Dominican Republic.
Next door neighbors named their son “Penny”……..
Knockknockknock... Penny.... Knockknockknock.....Penny.... Knockknockknock....Penny....
This could make sense if they’re basketball fans. Deon Hardaway was an NBA player who is better known as Penny Hardaway.
I try to avoid using the word better, but Copper would have been a better choice.
Tavoryeah or Sinjin.
Oh Sinjin is evil. Bad enough that St. John is pronounced that way (common middle name in England. Less common first name). Sounds like they were trying and failing to be posh.
Not remotely common in England except amongst rich people.
Load More Replies...There really needs to be a dedicated person at every maternity ward in the world armed with a rubber bat, able to smack sense into people thinking about giving their child a stupid name.
had one named Golden Hymen. poor kid is probably in high school or early college by now.
Load More Replies...I overheard a girl called Atlas at an airport. Not only is Atlas in Greek myth male, he is also one of the Titans who tried and failed to overthrow the Greek gods and is sentenced to hold up the Heavens for eternity. So, naming your daughter after a male failure and prisoner is pretty big.
On the same line of technically a name but why. Artemis for boys, why name them after the one Goddess who didn't really like them? Same but not as horribly bad with Athena. Neither of those are unisex names no matter what any name websites say.
Load More Replies...I wanted my son to have a personalised car number plate, so I called him BTX 382W.
I worked with a woman who named her daughter "Chevelle". She thought it was a pretty word she invented. I pointed out to her that "Chevelle" was once a model of Chevrolet. She got really upset, thinking she had invented that word. Her daughter was five years old, yet no one noticed this, or mentioned it to her.
She had invented the name. She just hadn't invented it first
Load More Replies...Funniest thing is Americans calling girls Veruca after Veruca Salt in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. It was an insult A verruca is a wart you get on the sole of your foot.
My mother's first name is Jimmie. Her parents never expected to have children, as my grandmother was nearly 40 when my grandfather returned from WWII. She got pregnant and they decided that the child would be named after him, James Alfred if it was a boy, Jimmie Sue if it were a girl. Some people cannot comprehend that Jimmie is her real name.
There really needs to be a dedicated person at every maternity ward in the world armed with a rubber bat, able to smack sense into people thinking about giving their child a stupid name.
had one named Golden Hymen. poor kid is probably in high school or early college by now.
Load More Replies...I overheard a girl called Atlas at an airport. Not only is Atlas in Greek myth male, he is also one of the Titans who tried and failed to overthrow the Greek gods and is sentenced to hold up the Heavens for eternity. So, naming your daughter after a male failure and prisoner is pretty big.
On the same line of technically a name but why. Artemis for boys, why name them after the one Goddess who didn't really like them? Same but not as horribly bad with Athena. Neither of those are unisex names no matter what any name websites say.
Load More Replies...I wanted my son to have a personalised car number plate, so I called him BTX 382W.
I worked with a woman who named her daughter "Chevelle". She thought it was a pretty word she invented. I pointed out to her that "Chevelle" was once a model of Chevrolet. She got really upset, thinking she had invented that word. Her daughter was five years old, yet no one noticed this, or mentioned it to her.
She had invented the name. She just hadn't invented it first
Load More Replies...Funniest thing is Americans calling girls Veruca after Veruca Salt in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. It was an insult A verruca is a wart you get on the sole of your foot.
My mother's first name is Jimmie. Her parents never expected to have children, as my grandmother was nearly 40 when my grandfather returned from WWII. She got pregnant and they decided that the child would be named after him, James Alfred if it was a boy, Jimmie Sue if it were a girl. Some people cannot comprehend that Jimmie is her real name.
