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In today’s world, we’ve grown used to hearing some pretty unusual names, especially with celebrities leading the way by naming their children things like Apple, Blue Ivy, and North.

However, these choices often pale in comparison to those shared on the subreddit ‘Tragedeigh’, where people reveal the most bizarre and creatively spelled names they’ve encountered. In one of their posts, we found some truly jaw-dropping examples. Check them out below and upvote the ones that surprised you the most!

#1

50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Vegan. "Vegan, come sit down and eat your burger." Actually heard this. They were eating McDonalds.

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Cat Chat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's possible. Some people pronounce it with the long E sound

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Jay Cee
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps they were Spanish? The Spanish V and B sound similar so it could have been Began as in "Began! Eat your burger!" or perhaps not.

Ivana Hotdog
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend of mine named her son Tofu. Yes, she's vegan

Karl der Große
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a town in Denmark named Vejen. I met one man who has that as his given name.

Michael Largey
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many residents of Las Vegas like hamburgers.

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    #2

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were I used to work with a woman in her 30s named pebbles. customers would always ask, “is that your real name?” and she’d be like, “unfortunately.”.

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    El Rey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her parents are The Flintstones’ fans I think.

    distant_echo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lady I worked with was named Punky. Every time she left a voicemail, she always said the same thing, Hi, this is Punky and yes that's my real name..."

    Nitka Tsar
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn‘t it be funny if her husbsnds name was Bamm-Bamm?

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presumably her parents wanted her to feel a little boulder...

    Phil Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone called Pebble. She's in her late 50s or early 60s.

    Jay Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name is Bells, Jingle Bells. Licence to ring . . .

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I currently have a coworker named Jingle. And yes, it's her real name.

    Knox Warner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her parents must have been stoned when they named her, haw-haw!

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she fruity or cocoa? 😂 Poor woman... Shame kids can't realistically pick their own names

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    To understand why parents are choosing unconventional names for their children, Bored Panda got in touch with baby name blogger Abby Sandel.

    In the US, Sandel observes that fewer children are receiving top-ranking names compared to fifty, twenty, or even ten years ago. She views this trend positively. “We’re less bound to traditions, freer to choose names that reflect our heritage, identities, and values, and just plain open to more creative names than in the past,” she explains.

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    This growing acceptance has paved the way for more unique options. “If we meet kids named River and Willow, we’re more open to choosing, say, Canyon and Marigold for our own kids,” Sandel notes. But not all modern names are as extreme. Nature-inspired, surname-style names like Wrenley, Oaklynn, and Wylder are particularly popular these days. However, in the quest for originality, parents sometimes end up with choices that sound quite similar. “Classrooms are filled with girls called Lily, Lilah, Lola, and Lyra. Four different names, but easily confused!”

    #3

    Justin Sane. Mom swore she didn’t realize.

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    C Chastant
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if it's not the name you're working with.

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    Lynn Marie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw this name in an article: Justin Case

    Michael Melfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could of been a tag team partner to pro wrestler Justin Credible.

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a drag king name, lol.

    Garth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met a girl who was named April...what's strange about that ?...her last name was Mae......yep she was April Mae.

    DON'T PANIC!
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is April Mae june these days? Don't july to us now.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom didn't realize it because people had been calling her "just insane" all of her life.

    Rudolf Pein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my former colleagues is Justin Bounds.

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    #4

    Somewhere in the world there is a person named Delicious Bush. I engraved a corporate award for that person 25 years ago and never forgot the name.

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    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the award for "Most Unfortunate Name"?

    imsouravmitra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the award was for his "bush", you know what I mean.. AVN Awards, I guess

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    Sexual Harassment Panda
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met a young girl named "Be Free"

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f3g8YFoOtg

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    Performingyak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Randy Concepcion was an IT bloke who I dealt with once. Perhaps him and Delicious Bush got together...

    The Doom Song
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spat my coffee out. All I could think if they got married she would be Delicious Conception.......

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she related to Mary Hinge?

    Renee H.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughters went to school with a boy named Justin Case and another James Bond.

    Harman Khokher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds likes one of those auto generated video game usernames

    Melissa Swain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who went to school with an Ophelia Balls

    Insomniac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing if she has a profile on PINK, it gets a lot of clicks.

    Col Prettyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I am sitting here lau6and snorting.

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    #5

    Twins named Deevious and Keevious. Deevious in particular—both crooks but it feels like someone named Deevious was doomed from birth. They were identical and at some point got identical tiger tattoos on their right arms so it was always fun figuring out which one you had and if the warrant was for him or his brother. As far as I know Keevious is still around but Deevious tried to rob the wrong dude in midtown Atlanta a few years ago. Rest in Peecious.

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    Robert Millar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Deevious got a bit of greevious...

    LB
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deevious got greedious, his brother Keevious was doing the greevious, because Deevious was deceasioused.

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    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keevious and Deevious sound like perfect names for brothers in a children's book or something. They just sounds so nice together. It's like you're immediately inside a nursery rhyme. Not good for actual kids though.

    BrownEyedGrrl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granddaughter dated a guy names James who had an identical twin named Semaj.

    Nitka Tsar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they don‘t sound similar or are otherwise too confusing.

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    Matt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier to identify now

    Ilovemesomeme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yall need to chill in the comments 🤣

    Edgar Rops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There once was a thief, first name Deevious, Whose actions were always mischievous, But he's gotten all greedy -ous, robbed a gentleman murderous And died from a wounding most grievous

    Ben Hobbs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nomative determinism at its finest

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    Evolutionary biologist Dr. Mitchel Newberry believes there is an evolutionary reason behind why parents opt for less typical names. In his research, he analyzed databases of names in the US over the last century and found that they go through what he describes as ‘boom and bust’ periods.

    When a name becomes very popular, it often ends up being perceived as too common by new parents. Consequently, the more popular a name gets, the less likely future parents are to choose it. This phenomenon is known as negative frequency-dependent selection.

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    “If people are always thirsting after the newest thing, it creates a lot of new options,” says Dr. Newberry. “Every time a new name is created, it gets attention, allowing rarer names to become more common, leading to greater diversity in the population.”

    #6

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Jaythyn. Like you’re saying Jason, but with a lisp 🤣.

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    Bob Brooce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine doing that to your kid and then they actually have a lisp when they start talking.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will you sthopth thaking the pith!

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Bobby Lashley have another child? (Google Bobby Lashley BATH TURD)

    #7

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Carrion. I feel so sorry for that child.

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    Phillip Moderow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is destined to make airline luggage. You know, Carrion bags.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carrion, my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done

    Rosgrana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me his surname was “Regardless”!

    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor kid is gonna wind up being a deadbeat or roadkill. Or both.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the military, his superiors will constantly be saying "Carry on, Carrion."

    Robert T
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor? Camping? Up the Kyber?

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possible surnames: Constable, Sergeant, Cleo, Cruising, Cowboy, Up the Khyber...you get the idea...

    Lara Verne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? Parents didn't know what it means?

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! I never even liked the name Carry-Anne because of how it sounds, but to use the actual word...

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    #8

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Pistol, she’s a kid in my son’s class. Siblings include Remington and Colt.

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    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least they follow a theme...

    Heather Menard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do we say we live in the USA without saying it

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least Colt is an actual adequate name for a child and Remington can be shortened to Remi.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, Remington and Colt were real people, Samuel Colt and Eliphalet Remington

    Christopher Crockett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She got the generic name. Should have gone with another brand like Ruger or Beretta.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when she eventually helps her mother move into a retirement home, it'll be Pistol packing mama.

    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is their last name Smith, Wesson, Remington, or Winchester?

    C Chastant
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least her siblings can still use their own names at the airport!

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    But while standout names like River and Wylder tend to be well-received, others raise quite a few eyebrows. God, Famous, Casanova, Elmo, and Vader are among the most eccentric baby names Sandel came across last year. “The line between strange-amazing-cool and strange-wait-what is pencil thin, shifts over time, and varies dramatically from person to person,” she writes on her blog.

    “Assuming we choose unusual names with our eyes wide open, I think they can be great,” Sandel tells us. “Parents need to recognize that a really different name will require more frequent repetition and spelling, as well as questions. And even if you love that really different name, chances are someone in your life will not. That’s okay, but it’s best to be prepared that grandma might not like the idea of calling her grandchild Wonder, Givenchy, or Gnash.”

    “Of course, your child might grow up and wish for a more conventional name,” she adds. “When in doubt, it’s better to name your child Wonder James than Wonder Givenchy. A little bit of balance can make a bold first name feel more wearable.” Ultimately, the decision is entirely in your hands.

    #9

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were An old school friend named their daughter something like Aevyrleighy (Everly) I know I've spelled that wrong, because no one is ever gonna spell that right.  And my cousin's daughter's name is Emyhleigh (Emily). .

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My real name is Amuse Bouche. But cats are far more sensible about names. Just ask the Jellicles

    DC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trashudeigh. And ... that's a name too. His sister's. Or hith Thithter'th or thomezin'.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dearleigh deerleigh meigh!

    Maggie Fulton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor little Allrighty and Embolism.

    Philly Bob Squires
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is actually Bahab... such a tragediegh!

    C Chastant
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew a girl in high school who disliked her name so much she wouldn't even admit to what it was. She only used her initials. I thought that was pretty cool. Looking back... I hope she made peace with her name. B.J. might sound like an offer she's not interested hearing about anymore.

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, give me a freaking break! Why would anyone do this to their child?! 🤣

    Trista JW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that horrible spelling, I'd call the kid "avver lee high." I know I would. And even though my name's spelled Trista, you can say it as A.A Ron Balackay =P

    A girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I struggle with Quentin. It might be Quenten. I like the name but Mike would be easier

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    #10

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Felony. Poor kid.

    Crazy-Excitement-684: I met a newborn with the name. Her parents were step siblings and thought they were immensely clever.

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    Nitka Tsar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? They are STEP siblings, not real ones! You don‘t know how old they were, when they got to be step siblings or if they met first and their parents afterwards.

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    David
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And our next girl we are going to name Miss Demeanor!" "If it's a boy, Petty Theft because we really liked Tom Petty's music. "

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the surname is De Meaner. She'd then be a Felony, Miss De Meaner. I'll get my coat.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Born to an Irish Family with the last name O'Phence.

    margaret carradus
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phelan is a Celtic name. Still wouldn't use it

    Ilovemesomeme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it because them procreating felt like a felony?

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Can't imagine the life the step siblings had before doing that to their baby.

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    Bang a family member and then double down with the name.

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    #11

    Revenge, Chaos, Ransom, and Rage. Not related but I was their teacher (different years.) Always made me scratch my head and feel bad.

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    Fred L.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ransom is a long-established name though, for centuries.

    Luke Branwen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a couple of goofy supervillains naming their children

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chaos would be a nice stage name, or a cool name for a comic book character. Not a name for an actual kid though.

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being called Chaos or Rage- no teacher would want to have you in class and no employer would want to hire you, in case you lived up to your name!

    KimTx ‍️
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met a boy named Riot. Probably related. lol

    Melissa Swain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother's roommate was a teacher, and the kid's name was pronounce SHITHAID but spelled S H I T H E A D (and they got mad when people couldn't pronounce it correctly)

    Sara Frazer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a young cousin named Riot. We all call him RJ....

    Amberlie Mikelsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kids wouldn't happen to be members of The Black Dagger Brotherhood, would they? (Literary series, supernatural romance, specifically vampire, with a significant er0+ic bent. Don't remember the author, but they're still a good read if you like that kind of fiction.)

    Trista JW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save for Ransom being a common last name, they sound like stupid names for fish.

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    #12

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Felatia. She worked with my sister at a pizza place. I was dumbfounded when I read her nametag.

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    Carl Roberts
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is her sister's name Cunnilinga

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comic Paul Rodriguez did an act about Latinos choosing English words for names, based on how they sound. He pointed out that "genitalia" is a very pretty word, if you don't know what it means. So Mr. Rodriguez mimed an introduction. "This is my daughter, Genitalia." He paused a second, then indicated another person. "And my son, S¢rotum."

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Felatia, Felatia, wherefore art thou, Felatia!

    Vesuvius
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a character in WoW named Felatia.

    Garth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's an Italian model along with Anorexia....

    Sinnsyk Jakte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I legit met a Trashina who worked at Walmart.

    Insomniac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her mother didn't understand how she was conceived?????

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    #13

    Ya’Majesty. Most entitled person I ever met.

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    CD King
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they live in a castle? Cause if they do then the name is fine

    Nannychachi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't one of the Jackson brothers have a child named Jer'Majesty?

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine was a teacher and she once had a student named Majestic Fox. That's the first name. It was like Majestic-Fox Smith or something similar. WTF?

    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, jazz and pop artists have used monikers like Duke, Count, Earl and Prince so maybe a career in music beckons

    CA Hyde
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A boy in my daughter's class - Hermajesty.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a guy named Prince working for me in Hawaii for awhile. Threw me when I first learned his name.

    Zaach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A housemate named his son Count Mark Anthony

    #14

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were I've worked with a Justin Case, and an electrical engineer whose surname was Sparks.

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    Kimberly Ianaro (Kim)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An old money family named their son Richard Breath. His parents them nicknamed him - D**k. Not Rick. He's an elected official in my town. Met him in a bar. They said meet D**k Breath . I lost it cause I heard dickbreath! 30 years ago. I'm still laughing E

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my high school classmates had a last name of D**k. For reasons unknown, his parents named him Richard. "Rick D**k: was too rhymey, and "D**k D**k" was out of the question. So we called him "Rich D**k". Convenient, because that's exactly what he was.

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    Santrikea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doctor that performed my cesarean was Dr Pierce. And he looked identical to Dr Giggles (from a horror movie)

    Hiram's Friend
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife had gynecologists named Dr. Bush and Dr. Gap, sequentially.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a local OBGYN named Harold Beavers. I'm not kidding either!

    Performingyak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wemt to school with Wayne Kerr and another school had a Dwayne Pipe

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A UK panel show was once listing names of politicians around the world. The ones that I remember were: an American politician called D**k Swett, a Dutch politician called Tiny Kox and a UK political called Lady Garden.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sparks isn't too weird for a last name. Had a teacher in high school and also a coworker at my IT job. I think not related but not positive.

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chance Luck, Sky Walker are two that I have encountered

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my colleagues when I worked at the zoo was named Anthony Wren [surname], went by Ant. Zoo keeper called Ant Wren, that was written on his badge :P (note, I actually had another zookeeper colleague and a teacher with full animal names too, but Ant is the one who is least identifiable if I say it as I haven't mentioned his surname, and he is no longer in the industry, whereas the others had animal surnames too).

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Justin go to SDSU in the late '90s. If so I know him lmao

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    #15

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Escherichia - this could conceivably be a girl's name, but it's what the E. in E. Coli stands for. The couple that named their daughter this were biology teachers. She'd be about 16 now.

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    07000
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom almost named me 'Candida' after the character in Bernard Shaw's play, 'Candida'. As a clinical microbiologist whose master's thesis was on Candida infections, eternally grateful that my mom changed her mind and named me something not associated with infections!!

    Scotira
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you 😅 There's a grocery chain in Switzerland that named their home brand toothpaste Candida. I have no clue what they were thinking 😱🤦🏻‍♀️

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    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was her sister named Chlamydia or Yersinia?

    Rae Rory
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chlamydia would be a really pretty name, if only...

    The Doom Song
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once met a drag queen named "chlamydia" She was really nice

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    Elvira394
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I distinctly remember a reality show, I think it might have been fear factor, or maybe America's top model, wherein one of the candidates name was Candida. As in, "Candida Albicans"? As in, the yeast that causes diaper rash and ladies yeast infections...😳

    C Chastant
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet she goes with Chia, Cher, or even Richia to be different but not part of an illness.

    Col Prettyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a client I had that named her kid Shithead pronounced shi-thead.

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    #16

    Not in “real life,” but while doing family history research, I found a woman in my family with the name Heterogenous Clementine. Nicknamed Hettie Clemmie.

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    RabidChild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a great great great great grandmother named Deuteronomy Dewtry. I like to think she may have been called Doo Dewtry.

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cousin named Peteranne, we call her Peetie.

    Artys Morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband worked with a gal named Sandy Shores.

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An overzealous alum of my college named his daughters Uni and Versi

    Helen Edwards
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great great great great grandmother was called Hopey

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    #17

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were A male co-worker named Sugarplum Fruitcake. The name fits him well though.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like the name of either a drag queen or a gay stripper/porn star.

    Justin Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. No it doesn't. The names for those professions are better than this s**t.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legal name? Stage name? Nickname?

    Chickens are fluffy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a name from My Little Pony

    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sugarplum fairy came and hit the street, looking for soulfood and a place to eat....

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect name for a drag queen that just happens to be really into baking.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you could do so much cool stuff with a name like that, like dresses/wigs that look like giant cupcakes or whipped cream with cherries and stuff.

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    Lewis KR
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaylord Fokker got off lightly

    rorschach-penguin
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I simply refuse to believe this one. This is where I draw the line.

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasn't Sugarplum Fairy.

    Kevinඞ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Strawberry Shortcake character just dropped

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    #18

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were I went to elementary school with a girl named Quinnzola. My friend said it sounds like a cooking oil lol.

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really does. Maybe even a specialty oil for sauteing quinoa.

    Anthorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go by Zola, Zola's a cute name and would work as a nickname. Or even Quinn.

    Garth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the daughter of Ma-zola...

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one is fine. It doesn't mean anything, and sounds pretty enough.

    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side effects of Quinnzola may include drowsiness, insomnia, nausea, vomiting, constipation, loss of balance, and erections lasting longer than four hours

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    #19

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Someone in my town is named Knickolle. Sound it out. It’s the same name as mine (except mine is the usual spelling) and it took me a good 30 sec to realize that.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to see how they spell Nicholas. ;-)

    C Chastant
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five seconds, in the context of this post, though... huge leg up with figuring that out.

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a dime for every time someone mispronounced her name...

    Trista JW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, they named their kid kanick-kahole. Big deal, call me Knight Ktrkystykyak

    Hans Georg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In German the K and e would not be silent.

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    #20

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Bodacious Jr. I also met his father, the senior Bodacious.

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    Lewis KR
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are my other children; Radical, Far-out and totally tubular

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, at least there was a first one to name the second one after him.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like finding out the boy named Sue's dad was also called Sue.

    Awkward Momma Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who’s gonna ride bodacious, who’s gonna take him down? Big and bad bodacious, he’s the baddest sons’a bit¢h around…

    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legend says his brother is called righteous

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    #21

    My dad approved name changes as part of his job. He had someone come in to change his name to Pythagymus Toadstool.

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a name from podcast of comedians playing D&D.

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    Performingyak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met a guy who changed his name to Meow Meow once..

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presumably the applicant had to chose a middle name that would differentiate him from all the other Pythagymus Toadstools around.

    brittany
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean he changed it TO Latrine?

    RabidChild
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Mr. Toadstool to you. I always threatened my son in his teen years that I was going to secretly change his name to Potatohead so he'd have to go through life as Mr. Potatohead I still regret no going through with it. ..

    2CentSally
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Princess Consuela Banana hammock

    Miguel Pena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked with him in Washington state. Nice guy.

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they perhaps a wizard or just really into D&D? 🧙

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    #22

    Mine won't be the worst but it triggered me with the hyphen. Jake-ub. I cannot unsee it. It haunts me.

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    LB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also DnD material, local half-orc blacksmith obviously

    Matzaaahs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is legendary now, along with Abcde, Abcidah

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    linda harbin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Book an airline ticket for a client many years ago named Jakup. “Yah” he said, “Momma couldn’t spell”.

    Kerikat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geighckuhbe. The "e" is silent

    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TRAY-C. That was the worst I’ve seen. Really seems like the person had no idea how to spell it, had only ever heard it, so decided to spell it like it sounds. Awful. And i saw it multiple times as well for different people

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a kid pictured in the newspaper once, years ago (I forget why). His name was La-Otis. I don't get it. What's wrong with just "Otis"??

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    #23

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Smurfette.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't name your kid after the first female Smurf in the village.

    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not Smurfette in the picture. Might be her house though--I can't remember.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, that could be any Smurf in that photo with a few exceptions. By the way those arms are crossed, I'm gonna go with Grouchy.

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    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smurfette always reminded me of Joan Rivers for some reason.

    #24

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Zeaui (pronounced Zoey).

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    Vesuvius
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the Hebrew spelling of Zoey.

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda unrelated, but the girl in the pic sure does look like a Zoey.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would work in French though wouldn't it

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel dirty for quite liking this one.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this. Why are the vowels not in the correct order?

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pronounced Zoey? How would anyone know that?

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a manager with the spelling "Zowie"

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is their last name Bowie?

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    #25

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Jacsun. Just... Why? It was on his name plate outside his office.

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    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does his favourite drink come in silver pouches of 200 ml/6.8 fl oz?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a tiny straw you have to stab in to it?

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because some parents hate their kids even before they're born. And/or, their parents are idiots

    Exasperated Side Character
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend wants to name her first son Jacen- pronounced Jason 🥲

    tw 72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just saw one: Sunne-Ryse

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    #26

    First name British Last name Office.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If his last name had been Museum, I would have his house searched any time something valuable went missing.

    Kerikat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dog named Britain...but I mean. Well....DOG.

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    #27

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Ikea.

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    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they watched friends and took Phoebes choice too serious... (That´s NOT a totally common name in Sweden).

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He always had a hard time getting himself together.

    Nitka Tsar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness names like that are not allowed here.

    tana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friends name is Walmart

    Lavern Defazio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Named after the place of conception.

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    #28

    I was doing voter registration and I met a guy named T. His first name was the letter T and his last name was unremarkable. He showed me his ID, he was very proud of this fact.

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    Nannychachi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My paternal grandmother had a brother named A. That was it. Last name Taylor.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad has the middle initial L. Just L. Doesn't stand for anything. My grandparents both liked names beginning with L but couldn't agree. On the TV show M.A.S.H. one of the dr's is named B.J. Hunnicutt, after his parents - Bea & Jay

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My middle name is "M." just the letter and a period. I like it.

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    Carl Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father's middle name was K. Just the letter K.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who names their child 'BJ'?" -- "My Mother, Bea Hunnicutt, and my Father, Jay Hunnicutt." -- from the episode of M*A*S*H where Hawkeye doesn't believe it's BJ's real name.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neighbor farm had a kid name AJ (or possibly TJ, I forget). Point is one time I asked the mom what it stood for and it didn't - that was his actual name.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it really that weird? My middle name is "M."

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work with a man who had two initials instead of a first name. I asked him about it once, and he replied (referring to his parents): "I don't know why those people gave me a F-'ed up name like that."

    Kelly Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there's a famous actor named A Martinez.

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    #29

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Velveeta.

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    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And her siblings, Kraft, Tillamook and Sargento

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't cheddar tear - we swiss her the best, it's nacho business to judge

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother's name was Laveda. Pronounced like it rhymes with Velveeta. That's all I could ever think about any time someone said her name.

    Vivian McBride
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶"I'll stop the world and melt with you"🎶

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    #30

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Qurrystal 🙃.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. My name is Crystal (normal spelling) and I've actually had so many people misspell it - Cristle, Khrystyl, etc. One time a receptionist wrote it on a form as "Qurstal". I was done XD

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do her parents REALLY like indian street food?

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chorister, curry star, not seeing Chrystal sorry

    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister's name is Ivie. But it's not because my parents wanted a weird spelling. It's a surname in our family line.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curry stall? Being generous, a stable. More likely, where you have to go with a bad case of Delhi belly.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew someone called Krystelle, name pronounced exactly as written, and she still had many people call her Krystal, which she hated. I wouldn't want to make y kid's name even harder for people to pronounce!

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess whose parents are dumber than a rock?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was named after a chandelier, no joke, but at least my parents spelled Crystal correctly XD

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    Patrick H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curry Stall? Like you need to stall a moment to figure out where that yummy curry smell is coming from?

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    #31

    Cigarette.

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    Patrick H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has gotta be child abuse.

    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she grow up to be smoking hot?

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    #32

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Geccika -_-. Her parents actually chose that, it wasn't some edgy teenage desire to be yooneek.

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    Outgraygeous
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took a couple tries: Gekicka, Guess-ika, Gechika... Jessica!

    Puppy Dancing!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard G, double cc as in Italian, I got Ge -chi- ka; kinda like it

    Trista JW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a gecko, plain and simple

    Definitely a Human
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not go all out and replace the k with a q?

    Anonymouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the dashes and underlines were part of her name -_-

    Guess Undheit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew of a skag TERF that did that voluntarily. It hung around with d**g dealers and rapists, too.

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    #33

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Daexia (pronounced day-ja).

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    Judes
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be an Anglocised Chinese name (Daxia or Daixia??).

    Ivona
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be a Basque name.

    Trista JW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it should be said as Decks ee uh

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not how I would pronounce it-- get over it Day-ja!

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    #34

    LaSagna. She was married to one of my forklift drivers. I thought he was kidding,until she brought him lunch one day.

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And do they have a chubby ginger cat and a overexitable little white dog?

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    DC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and he goes by ... Garfield?

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird Al fans sometimes have children.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked with a woman who’s granddaughter was named Terrine.

    Sassy D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were her parents Luann Platter & Lucky?

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    #35

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Traeh. It is Heart spelled backward.

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    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A teacher friend of mine had twins in her class named Traeh and Nevaeh. 🙄

    Trista JW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is truly moronic. Why not simply go with Ssakcaj?

    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole trend of "Oh, their name is [word] spelled backwards" just makes me wanna Timov, Pulruc, and Eid

    Caroline Nagel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I read the Neveah (never heard it out loud) I wonder why anybody would name their child for facial creme, Nivea.

    cadena kuhn
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met a girl named evol or love backwards. Which seems nice but just sounds to much like evil

    Nolgoth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend of mine named her daugher Nevaeh "heaven" backwards. Was the name she used in WoW for years before she had the kid

    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get me started on 'nevaeh'. Stupidest. Name. Ever.

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    #36

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were I will never understand people who name their kids Karma.

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    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were twins at a school I taughtat named Kharma and Dharma. Their brother's name was Rajah. No, they were not from India.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they don't grow up to be surgeons. Karma, suture please. ;-)

    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karma-Ann Swanepoel is the lead singer of a South African band named Karma, previously called Henry Ate. You'd think Afrikaans people would know better.

    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about cardi B with ‘Kulture’. Spelling it with a K just makes it so much classier /s

    Skullface VonHornhelm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an atr teacher by that name. It's true what they say: Karma is a b¡+€h.

    tom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my Karma ran over my Dogma

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With some children, the name is quite appropriate.

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do that again and you'll get what's coming to you!!"

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    #37

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were JesusIsLord. No joke, that was his first name. Went by Jesus.

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    Pandamonium
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    =( imagine if he decides not to be Christian

    S Bow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saw a political sign for someone running for office in my city: Godbehere

    Spittnimage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hispanics name their kids Jesus a lot - pronounced Hay zeus.

    Richienotsorich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because it's always been an Hispanic name. Jesus was probably Yesuah or similar - if he existed!

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always felt for a kid with a birthday on Christmas.

    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I net he got crucified by his classmates at school.

    Melissa Swain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother named his son I AM (they pronounce it EEIM)

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know Jesus. Hell of a gardener.

    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he walk on water and drive a christ-ler?

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    #38

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Cz32. His siblings also had numbers.

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    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of stuff can become problematic as some computer systems are not going to allow #'s as inputs. I had a program break because of a ~ in a user's name

    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, sometimes, more micromanage-y government regulations aren't so bad. You couldn't name your child this (or any of the other ridiculousness on this list) in Germany.

    Nojo They/Them
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro is naming his kids with synth designation codes.

    Trista JW
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They made a mistake; Cubic Zirconia (CZ) has a hardness rating higher than 3.2 One of the other sibling's letters has to be PH. Or IQ.

    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where? I mean, even Musk's kid had to have Roman numerals in his name because Arabic numerals aren't allowed. Is this something that varies by state?

    Blue Cicada
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI: the numerals we use for modern writing with the _Latin_ alphabet (English, German, Italian, etc.) are called __ARABIC__ numerals. The 1, 2, 3 etc. were adopted from Arabic centuries ago. 1, 2, 3 is easier to work with than the original Roman I, II, III, IV etc. Just saying, as people are downvoting this comment. So "K8" would not be acceptable in many (most? all?) US states. "Keight, Khate, Kait and Kate IV" _would_ be acceptable legal names. Fun fact: Arabic adopted its current numeral system from Hindi centuries ago.

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    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    32?! How many frickin kids did they have?!

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    #39

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Abcde pronounced absidee.

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    Noor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg that souns like obesity

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is an urban legend.

    Anne Reid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, it’s not. I met two kids named Abcde. In the same class. They pronounced their names differently, too. AHH-beh-sed-eh and ahh-beh-CEE-dee. Some employees at an airline got in trouble for making fun of a kid’ boarding ticket with Abcde as the name on it.

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    Phillip Moderow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Destined to create a literary work written in an impassioned or exalted style. You know, an Abcde Rhapsody.

    Amy Manning
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught an Abcde. She was a piece of work.

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a student with this name a few years ago. She went by her middle name instead. Poor kid.

    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the trend of naming kids La-A for "Ladasha'. Give me a break.

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    #40

    Fence. I went to school with a guy named Fence.

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    Miss Tinker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he keep a lot of things inside? (I’ll see myself out).

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing one of the parents profession?

    Captive
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To his deFence... no that's all, just wanted to make a pun

    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last name "Post?"

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    #41

    There was a girl at my work named Ambiyen. No idea what her parents were thinking.

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    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a pretty funny SNL skit where a family claims the d**g company is stealing their names to come up with new d**g names

    Amber
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    47 years ago my mother tried to name me Allegra. So happy my grandparents disagreed

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legend says it's because the child is the result of having sleep sex after taking the drüg.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she have a brother called Yerround?

    Kiss Army
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a girl that work at a local restaurant whose nametag read Propecia (which is a hair loss d**g).

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is someone was asleep when she was conceived.

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    #42

    Expensive. A woman named her baby girl this. Truly WTF.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom wasn't wrong, kids ain't cheap to raise. Doubt I'd name my kid that though.

    Rusty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Eighntcheep” must be her brother …

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    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better that than Cheap.

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know kids are expensive but come on

    Zephyr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme guess............ they're black

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    #43

    Harmonica.

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    ano nym
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents Cheyenne and Bo from Superstore?

    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was coming to make the same reference; I'm glad I'm not the only one who went there

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    Christopher Crockett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the name of Charles Bronson's character in Once Upon A Time In The West. I don't think the viewers ever learned his real name. Very cool movie.

    Lara Verne
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And her brother was Piano?

    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coulda been worse. Coulda been 'mouth organ'....

    Richienotsorich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you can play a good tune on her!

    Catpawsarethebest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met a girl named Blessing once. Her Sister were named Stephanie. I guess the parents had a favorite😅

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    #44

    Capers. His last name was weird too. Word beginning with A that means “crooked or in disarray.” Ends with W and sound like “ask you.” (Trying not to doxx.) I also once rode a Greyhound bus with a little girl named Kiwi Strawberry NormalLastName. I know because her mom full-named her when she was misbehaving.

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    Patrick H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far, NormalLastName might be the oddest one in this list.

    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Capers Askew" sounds like a troupe you'd avoid seeing at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Or possibly a negative review of a medieval jester.

    Cal Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my exes went to school with a kid called Randy Capers.

    GrowingThruConcrete
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mother may have special names she calls her offspring when irritated My son's was Syler Andenn IceScreamer FastSkater

    Gwynne Greene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Askew I'm guessing, worked it out straight away, but F me, what the hell were the parents thinking 🤔 😅 or actually were they !??

    Paulina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's weird with last name Askew?

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    #45

    Maighdelynne.

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    Trista JW
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meeg-de-line. Checks out, if you're an alien.

    Kelly H. Wilder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pronounced Madeline/Madeleine or Magdalene, as in Mary?

    #46

    Middle name Megatron. For a girl.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's the middle name --she doesn't have to tell anyone if she hates it.

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was her brother named Optimus Prime?

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear God I hope she wasn't fat. School kids are mean.

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    #47

    Bridalveil. It was about 15-20 years ago. I saw her ID and that was her actual, legal name. Pronounced exactly like it sounds: bridal veil 👰.

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    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she was conceived in Yosemite. Is that her middle name by any chance?

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mother got pregnant while still wearing her bridal veil.

    Jessica Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also have Bridal Veil Falls her in New Zealand. Beautiful place

    Tropical Tarot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a jitty named Veil after a character on a tv show

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    #48

    Book. I’m not joking, that was his given name.

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    Patrick H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that crazy considering that Booker is an established first name, and surely, some of them prolly get called Book, for short.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was his middle initial "M" and his last name "Dano"?

    Sinnsyk Jakte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading all the others, I think this guy got off easy.

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't judge him...at least, not by his cover.

    Hodge Elmwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Page" or "Paige" wasn't good enough I guess.

    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meet my brother, Newspaper, and my sister, Magazine. - Book, probably

    Anxious&Bored Bear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were one of his parents a librarian or a publisher?

    goldoche
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In french, i've seen Roman for a boy many times. Which literally means "novel"

    Ervin Conn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star Trek Discovery had a Book.

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    #49

    Freya Andrikitis Zork and her brother Noah Zork. Say his name out loud a couple of times.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting that the older one is named after a Norse (pagan) goddess... And the younger is a character from the (Christian) Bible. Were the parents into religious studies?

    rorschach-penguin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love if my surname were Zork.

    Catpawsarethebest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not bad. In my country plenty of kids are named Freya and Noah🤷‍♀️ maybe it sounds weird in other parts of the world?

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the younger sibling Toobytu that gave it away. ;-)

    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the brother became a veterinarian, that'd be awesome.

    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said Noah Zork out loud several times and I don't get it. I've heard of plenty of kids named Freya. That's not so bad.

    Gwynne Greene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like know a dork..... poor kid 😞

    Melissa Swain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Middle name Blue, last name Blasius

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    #50

    Ahhnjellyka (Angelica).

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    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing that really bugs me with these Tragedeigh spellings is that they generally don't map onto the alleged pronunciations at all. Not even in the Ghoti = fish way.

    meow point1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she have a cousin named Tommeigh?

    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they have a sibling named Ahhnpeanutbutterka?

    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes by "Jelly."

    Zephyr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a Filipino boy named drink water, fact check that

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinkwater is also a last name in both English and French (Boileau).

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    #51

    Clamesha She was 100% white. I grew up in Oakland. It's what you think. She was very sweet, she made it out of the hood, she became a biologist and changed her name.

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    Tropical Tarot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom worked for child support enforcement. Woman named her daughter Chlamydia because she thought it sounded pretty. I'm not sure the spelling though.

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    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A family friend worked as an obstetric nurse in Oakland back in the 80s and used to tell us stories about the crazy names she heard. Squirreleesha, Clittorris and Vahgynnah (twins) and Bucket (pronounced Bouquet). 🙄😆

    #52

    Kaskette (like casket).

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    #53

    Calligraphy! They called her Callie.

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    V
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one is a real word, spelled correctly and with no negative connotations...

    Nannychachi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That the most normal name on this list.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist. She turned out to have terrible handwriting.

    imsouravmitra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad it's not sorted "Calleighgraphieee"

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    #54

    There's a game warden on some reality show whose name is Kqyn. That's Quinn.

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    #55

    Tarantjulia.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a superhero/villain name

    Zena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tarantula, I assume. So: horrible name, badly spelled...double word score!

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next Spider Woman, provided her last name is Parker XP

    Trista JW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid spelling for a very pretty spider.

    #56

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Metallica for a tiny newborn boy and Bocefus for a beautiful little 6 year old girl.

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    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met someone back in the 80's whose mom was a hippie and named all her kids after their dads' favorite rock groups. His name was Steppenwolf Zeppelin (he went by Wolf), his sister was Creedence Clearwater, and his brother was Jefferson Floyd. Yes, they all had different dads.

    Christopher Crockett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The elusive combination of thrash metal and outlaw country! (Both of which I love)

    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is one supposed to pronounce that poor girl's name?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bow-seh-fus? The only name I know that's even close to it is the musician Hank Williams Jr.'s nickname, "Bocephus" (which was a ventriloquist dummy's name.)

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    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the Grateful Dead had good female names in their songs. Althea, Sugar Magnolia, Cassidy....

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew someone who had a pet squirrel named Bocefus. 🐿️

    Sven Petersson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why naming a little girl after Alexaner the Great's prized warhorse?

    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is also Dweezil Zappa and Moon Unit Zappa. Frank said that their surname will be a bigger problem for them.

    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I think Jensen Ackles named his twins Zeppelin and Arrow. Their older sister is Justice. But that was some years ago, he might have more by now for all I know.

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    #57

    LeStat. Yes the poor kid was named after the Anne Rice character. I worked at a daycare at 19 he was 2 and in my group.

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    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should've named their kid 'preternatural' since Anne Rice used that word on almost every single page of her books.

    mysterious(all pronouns)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have gone with Louis, he'd still be named after an Anne Rice character, but would at least have a normal name.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid drank a bottle of V8 juice every day. Well, it was red like V8 juice, anyway.

    #58

    Dymphony. Which I’ve just had to type multiple times because my phone really wants to correct to Symphony.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raises hand in class - says he knows the answer - screws up answer - from then on kids call him Dim Phony

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    #59

    PreslieyKa'ilauni (yes, two capital letters with no space).

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    Shesa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kprtxfflexigayghlynne...pronounced Ted...

    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the person who filled out the birth certificate have stroke and everyone just rolled with it?

    Trista JW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather summon a REAL eldritch abomination, like Atlach-nacha, rather than a third-rate imposter.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The middle name of one of my grandsons is Kal-El because the father really likes superman. Except I think they omitted the dash. It might just be Kalel instead of two capitals.

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    #60

    Rottwilla. Like the dog.

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    Jihana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only that the dog breed is spelled Rottweiler.

    #61

    Email. I wish I was kidding.

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    Rusty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the names that might be an older perfectly normal name from a non-english speaking country.

    Sven Petersson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a Swedish boy's name that is spelled Emil.

    #62

    Wedocktober - spelled exactly like that. Her parents wanted to name her after The Red October but English was not their first language and they spelled it wrong.

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    #63

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Boot 😭.

    Thermitegrenade: I knew a Boot! I think it was a nickname though..overall he was pretty nice, several years older than me when I was a kid..nobody picked on him as far as I know, about the name.

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    Debra Robinson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a Boot but that's his nickname. Never heard why tho.

    Judes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he Emperor Caligula?

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    #64

    Tinkerbell.

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    Zena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a cashier at the grocery store named Thumbelina. A perfectly lovely woman, but whatever your image of Thumbelina might be, this woman was not it.

    #65

    Dude named "Jumbly". Not a nickname - his actual given name.

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    #66

    Mahire (pronounced Mary).

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    matt ahearn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am pretty sure the parents were the ones that got that wrong. Like most of these, the pronunciation ignores basic linguistics. Name as phonetic’s Ma/Hi/Er. No Mary there.

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    Royal Stray
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mari and Marie are both real names and not pronounced the same as Mary, so why?

    Annik Perrot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think in Gaelic Mary is written Maire

    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's the form Mhàiri too. It's not supposed to be pronounced "Mary" though but /ˈvaː(ɪ)ri/ (though it's widely mispronounced of course). And there's the Irish form, Máire, but that's pronounced more like "Moya" or "Moira" (it's got sounds that don't exist in English).

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    Trista JW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That definitely isn't Mary, it's more like Ma, hire.

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    #67

    50 Names People Once Encountered And Couldn’t Forget Because Of How “Yooneek” They Were Elexus, Pronounced Alexis.

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    Patrick H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh. This isn't that bad. It's pronounceable without having to really think about it.

    Sweaterpants Mandles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t own a car so she named her daughter…

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    #68

    Bimmy.

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    Legendbird
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/10abq6g/i_had_a_dream_where_the_word_pizza_was_abruptly/

    imsouravmitra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parents were probably from India. My classmate's name was Binny.

    #69

    Keiahlee (pronounced Kee-ah-lee), from my primary school. As far as I can tell (with my seconds long google search) they’re the only one on the planet given that name.

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    #70

    Loeyza (Louisa).

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    #71

    Blue Swan.

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    Miss Tinker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, my last name is Swan. Years ago my mum told me that if I was a boy she had planned to call me Hunter (a common name in Australia). It took her a while to realise that would not have been a good idea (hunt a swan!). 😅

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    #72

    Comfort. Like???

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve had a lot of patients called Comfort, mostly of African heritage.

    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met at least 3 nurses called Comfort.

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    James016
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a colleague called Comfort and another called Precious. A member of staff in the building my company is based in is called Fruitful.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common last name, and last names often become first names.

    Paula MV
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband's great uncle was Comfort Tyler.

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a well known hip hop dancer with that name.

    Stephanie Davis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandparents had a lovely older neighbor lady named Comfort. Sadly, she passed many years ago

    Lynn Marie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the name of the girl in The Twilight Zone episode of The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank.

    #73

    A couple we met on our honeymoon had a little baby girl about a year after. They named that little girl Saylor James. Saylor James. Like Popeye’s little nephew or something. I can’t get over it.

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    HappyBink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Wish version of Sailor Moon??

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when she was new in town, people greeted her by name.

    BoredHouseKitty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there's this family Youtuber whose daughter was named Saylor.

    #74

    Roam Wolf. First name. In two parts. Parents must be soooo hip and outdoorsy.

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    tresgatos72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw Blaize Jaguar and Orion Spydyr on my roll sheet a few years back. Not related, both nerdy white kids. Yikes.

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    #75

    Love, peace and hope. Sisters close in age, and I will say Love is a POS always involved in drama haha.

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    Cassandra McTaggart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terry Pratchet had a joke about B********y Carter and his sisters Chastity and Hope. The family wasn't too well educated (they're a Lancre family) and the parents got a bit confused with trying to name the boys with virtues. All of their children were diametrically opposed to the names personality-wise. B********y was very kind to animals, Hope was suicidal, and Chastity was a woman of negotiable affection.

    RabidChild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family had sisters way back that were Silence, Patience and Temperance. Of course they were Quakers but ...

    #76

    Christmas. Native American.

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    Tropical Tarot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The character Chrissy Snow on the old TV show Three's Company was named Christmas Snow

    Richard Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a man named "Easter". He was a CPA (accountant).

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Catholic priests baptized all the Natives along the St. Laurence river in Canada, they gave them all the last name Noël (Christmas) because it was done on December 25th. I know this because my great-grandmother (on both sides) had that last name and was Native. Also, Noël is/was very popular as a first name.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew a guy called Chris Massey. No, he was not a Christopher, nor born in December!

    #77

    Braian. Like Brian.

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    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had some relatives who lost a college aged son, Brian, in a tragic accident. At their daughter's wedding, they included him as an honorary groomsmen but the program had a typo of Brain - oof!

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This name sadly is used in Poland, spelled phonetically Brajan. Which is funny when my pupils see the name spelled the right way in a story and always ask:'Is that how it's spelled?'.

    matt ahearn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t that unusual compared to some of the these. It could be a culture thing. There is a baseball pitcher Brayan Bello, his name is typically pronounced like Brian. He’s from the Dominican Republic.

    Legendbird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whelp. Always look on the bright side of life.

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    #79

    Next door neighbors named their son “Penny”……..

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knockknockknock... Penny.... Knockknockknock.....Penny.... Knockknockknock....Penny....

    matt ahearn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could make sense if they’re basketball fans. Deon Hardaway was an NBA player who is better known as Penny Hardaway.

    Anna Baumgartner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try to avoid using the word better, but Copper would have been a better choice.

    #80

    Tavoryeah or Sinjin.

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    Cassandra McTaggart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Sinjin is evil. Bad enough that St. John is pronounced that way (common middle name in England. Less common first name). Sounds like they were trying and failing to be posh.

    This Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not remotely common in England except amongst rich people.

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    DC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sinjin ... Injun Joe?

    Trista JW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, that first one is "Ta vor, yeah?"