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The real estate market is brutal, and I just got outbid on a cardboard box. However, if you browse enough listings, you can still spot properties that are definitely not going to sell themselves.

The 'Real Estate Broker Disillusioned With Life' does, and he shares the most memorable ones on his Facebook page. They're a mix of bad taste, bad engineering, and bad luck—like a house with a "spacious backyard" that’s actually just a parking lot, or a "charming fixer-upper" that looks haunted and requires more much more than just a new coat of paint…

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    If a potential homebuyer comes across an online listing with horrible photos (or no photos at all), I think it's reasonable to assume that they will quite likely move on to the next option.

    To find out if spelling also matters, Redfin conducted a survey with experts at Grammarly, and surprisingly, an impressive 87 percent of their respondents said the description was either extremely or very important to them!

    #3

    Interior of wild real estate property featuring a hot tub living area and bedroom with an infrared sauna cabin.

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    Lyoness
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What...people don't want a hot tub in their kitchen and a sauna in their bedroom?

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    "When buyers are browsing homes for sale, everything about the listing has an impact on their experience," said Seattle agent Chad Dierickx.

    "Photos grab your attention, but the listing description fills in the gaps by helping a buyer understand what photos can't."

    #5

    Bathroom with a bathtub, TV on a wooden desk, toilet, and tiled walls in a unique real estate property for sale.

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    Forrest Grump
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn the camera and show the kitchen side of the room.

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    "A home listing filled with misspellings or grammar errors sends a signal to potential buyers that details are not important," said Allison VanNest from Grammarly, the world’s leading automated proofreader.

    The survey also discovered that the preferred length of a home description is around 50 words. Redfin data also showed that homes with descriptions of that length were more likely to sell within 90 days and were also more likely to sell for a higher price than listed.

    #8

    Kitchen with orange cabinets and unique decorative sculptures supporting an air conditioner in a wild real estate property.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't see many traditional Greco-Roman high-wall heat pump units anymore. Everything is so generic nowadays.

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    #9

    Interior and exterior views of wild real estate properties featuring unique design and vibrant colors for sale.

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    megabeth
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the kitchen, except the cabinet doors...easy fix.

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    #10

    Unique real estate property with sharp angular roof design and multiple large windows in a rural setting for sale

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    Hippopotamuses
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of a small Eastern European Communist meeting building

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    If agents are involved, they are the ones who usually write the descriptions, but sellers still need to work with them to ensure accuracy and readability.

    "Some people gloss over grammar and spelling errors, but if you're like me, you'll evaluate the quality of the agent and the home when you read a property description," Dierickx said.

    #11

    Small bathroom with angled ceiling and unique door design in one of the wildest real estate properties for sale.

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    Janelle Collard
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually not bad for a half bath. (for short people or kids.)

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    Spell-check is often helpful only if your typo results in a non-word. In the case of a home listing, one little misplaced letter could create an entirely new meaning:

    1. "Master bedroom with walking closet";
    2. "Low-grime area";
    3. "Oak bra with brass accents";
    4. "This is a real germ"';
    5. "Perfect home for smell family";
    6. "Fresh pain and carpet";
    7. "Miner work needed";
    8. "Curve appeal".
    #14

    Modern living room with bathroom, indoor swimming pool with colorful ceiling, and a unique striped exterior house design.

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    Rose the Cook
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can afford a pool but not a separate room for the toilet?

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    In an interview for our first article on the 'Real Estate Broker Disillusioned With Life', the person behind the popular Facebook page told us at first, they are "addicted" to scrolling listings themselves, but "as the number of fans grew, I started getting a lot of links [from them.]"

    They choose to post the ones that seem strange to them, the ones that seem as if there's something wrong with them.

    "I have a permanent collection where I compile them into something like a vinaigrette, one photo at a time, because it happens, for example, that a house looks normal but with some nonsense, like a cherry on the cake."

    #18

    Interior shots of wild real estate properties featuring eclectic decor, unique art, and an empty indoor pool with a slide.

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    JayhawkJoey
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these places - just the pics give me horrible anxiety!

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    #19

    Small real estate property bathroom with squat toilet, showerhead, and wooden wall panel in a compact tiled space.

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    MotorcycleDoggo
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People seem confused by this. You squat over the hole to use the toilet (common in some places). You place the wooden gate looking thing over the hole to stand on when you use the shower.

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    The page focuses on Lithuanian listings, and the disillusioned broker said the locals "want to live well and beautifully. And they do."

    "But they install many things themselves, trying to save money. Most of the time, this means you're working without an interior designer."

    #20

    Minimalist room with treadmill and a ceiling featuring a large cat face print in a wild real estate property for sale.

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    Upstaged75
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ceiling Cat is judging you for not exercising enough.

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    #21

    Cozy bedroom with vintage furniture, animal print bedding, ornate rugs, and patterned wall tapestry in wild real estate property.

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    Nina
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the blanket on the bed, for the rest I'll pass.

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    "There are a lot of non-liquid buildings erected during the time the country was under the Soviet occupation," the person running the account added.

    "These houses often surprise you with their arches, canopies, the size and number of rooms, strange windows, and corners upon corners, plaster mouldings, painted panels, etc. The most interesting case was when the basement had a basement of its own."

    There's also a lot of "imaginary luxury."

    "For example, you get to see an apartment that was completely renovated, and everything is new (even the walls), but it sits within a cheap Soviet building complex, and you can tell that people invested more in the interior than what the whole property is worth."

    One and a half years after the first publication, the broker is still actively posting, and it seems like they won't be running out of content anytime soon.

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    #29

    Minimalist real estate property featuring an empty bedroom with a mattress on the floor and a spacious marble-tiled bathroom.

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    M Whee
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That toilet would feel awkward to use, it doesn't seem very private even if there was a door to lock.

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    #30

    Dirty and cluttered bathroom and living room in wildest real estate properties currently for sale with neglected interiors.

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    Mreoww
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to eat. I’m not anymore, thanks for that.

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    #31

    Modern bathroom interior of one of the wildest real estate properties for sale featuring white tiles and large window.

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    Lyoness
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine using this in the middle of the night.

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    #34

    Luxurious living room and ornate staircase inside one of the wildest real estate properties for sale with vintage wood and decor.

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    Kalikima
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like a place Trump would live, tacky as hell..

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    #36

    Living room with unique blue sky ceiling mural, mustard leather sectional sofa, wooden coffee table, and vintage display cabinet.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this. Minus the chandelier. To me, it just doesn't work dropping from the sky, like it does.

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    #37

    Ornate vintage bedroom with elaborately carved bed and matching furniture in a wild real estate property for sale.

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    Mreoww
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the bed. But the room is too dark and dull. Not enough ventilation.

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    #38

    Modern interior of a wild real estate property featuring floating stairs, a cozy bedroom, and minimalist wooden furniture.

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    Upstaged75
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiny house? With stairs of death. Isn't it building codes that they need to have a handrail?

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    #41

    Modern kitchen and unique loft design inside one of the wildest real estate properties currently for sale.

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    La fille à Rod
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he reaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllyyyyyyy loved his fish...

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    #44

    Modern bedroom with a round bathtub surrounded by stones, large windows, and contemporary furnishings in a unique real estate property.

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    Upstaged75
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you get in without stepping on rocks?

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    #45

    Simple room with wooden floor, small table with checkered cloth, and large mural of a woman in nature, wild real estate property.

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    Janelle Collard
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you're single, you have someone to eat with?

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    #49

    Modern minimalist interior of a wild real estate property featuring a small dining area and compact kitchen space.

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    Floeckchen
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats with all the shower cabins in the kitchen?

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    #51

    Modern living spaces featuring wild real estate properties with unique designs and innovative interior layouts for sale.

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    CatD
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another staircase that would kíll me.

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    #53

    Half wooden, half blue-paneled house with red roof on a corner lot surrounded by grass and bushes, unusual real estate property.

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    Lyoness
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Semi-detached where the neighbours hate each other.

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    #54

    Vintage interior of real estate properties featuring old furniture, patterned rugs, and retro bathroom tiles for sale listings.

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    Lara Verne
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks retro, . Definitely not my cup of tea, but I've seen worse.

    #56

    Spacious bathroom in a wild real estate property for sale with pink tiles, bathtub, toilet, and large windows.

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    Carl Roberts
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the sink? You use the toilet and then have to walk half a mile to wash your hands?

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    #59

    Small bathroom with white toilet and wild zebra print wallpaper, showcasing unique real estate property design features.

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    Dave Platt
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very efficient. Just looking at that wall decor for a few minutes would induce all sorts of involuntary bowel contractions.

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    #60

    Ornate wooden staircase, vintage dining room, and empty indoor pool in unique real estate property for sale.

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    Carl Roberts
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% there's a Lament Configuration puzzle box sitting on the mantle.

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    #61

    Unique wild real estate properties with creative cork wall design and cork flooring under a wooden table in an unusual interior.

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    CD Mills
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell everyone you're a wino without saying a word...

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    #63

    Narrow kitchen space with a fridge and small countertop, showcasing one of the wildest real estate properties for sale.

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    Firstname Lastname
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you stick a caddy there that you can pick up to grab everything out of, the space is usable.

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    #64

    Balconies of a concrete apartment building featuring an unusual spiral staircase, showcasing wild real estate properties for sale.

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    Heather Menard
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has roof access people pay extra for that

    #66

    Dining area with graffiti-covered walls and a small room with dark circular patterned wallpaper in wild real estate properties for sale

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    Mary Kelly
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    despite what the wall says, i'm not sure i want people showing me their genitals in the kitchen

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    #69

    Small bathroom with green tiles includes toilet and washing machine in unusual real estate properties for sale.

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    bodhisayumi
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great for multi tasking. You can fold laundry while taking a p*o.

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    #70

    Interior of a wild real estate property featuring birch tree murals and unique stair railings in a bright sunlit space.

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    CatD
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the birch wallpaper.

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    #75

    Three interior views of wild real estate properties for sale featuring living room, kitchen, and wooden stairway hallway.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these from the same house? I really hope not.

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    #76

    Interior views of wild real estate properties with unusual wallpaper, patterned floors, and eclectic lighting fixtures.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are people on when they decorate like this??

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    #77

    Interior views of wild real estate properties showing unique brick walls, wooden doors, and an outdated bathroom setup.

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    CD Mills
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the front door(?) have TWO doors in the same frame‽

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    #80

    Vintage bathroom with patterned tiles, bathtub, and washing machine in one of the wildest real estate properties for sale.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect photoshop. I've never seen a washing machine as long as a Smart car.

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    #81

    Bright pink walls in an empty real estate property with large windows and wooden parquet floors for sale listing.

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    Mreoww
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With good furniture, I can really see this working out.

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    #83

    Luxurious real estate property with classic statues, elegant bathroom, and ornate vintage furniture in bright interior spaces.

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    CatD
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person really likes lady figures.

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    #84

    Small bathroom with patterned wallpaper and cabinets featuring a monkey image in a wild real estate property for sale.

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    CD Mills
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! That wallpaper makes me nauseated!

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    #85

    Unique and wild real estate property with dome-shaped house in field and person playing guitar inside the unusual home.

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    Mreoww
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first pic is the bizarrest one I have ever seen.

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    #86

    Apartment building with a small enclosed sandy yard featuring fake palm trees, a unique real estate property for sale.

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    bodhisayumi
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They totally need a kids pool for their beach.

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    #91

    Interior views of wild real estate properties featuring eclectic decor and vintage furniture for sale.

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    Lara Verne
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person shouldn't believe in their decorating skills.

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    #92

    Small living room in a real estate property for sale featuring a black sofa, white wardrobe, and a window with natural light.

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    HistoryNerd
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already have a bruise on my thigh from walking into that radiator

    #94

    Unusual real estate property with a plastic wrapped downspout extending across a grassy yard near a pink and beige building.

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't afford the rest of the downspout.

    #96

    Bathroom in a wild real estate property featuring marble pillars, a bathtub, and a curved ceiling design with shower fixtures.

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    S. E. in Indiana
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, it's a great place to keep your giant clothespin.

    #97

    Living room with vintage furniture and fireplace, and kitchen with tiled walls in unique real estate property for sale.

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    Lily bloom
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it except for the ugly ducts coming from the fiteplace. Actually thats probably not safe at all

    #99

    Bright and colorful real estate living spaces with unique furniture and decor in wild real estate properties for sale.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get rid of the neon blue, tone down the yellow, and replace pink curtains and change pepto bismol wall (but keep the ceiling)