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These days, it’s hard not to be worried about the environment. It seems like we’re seeing new records for the hottest month/year very frequently while devastating natural disasters are constantly on the news. But the situation is far from grim—many people are aware of how altering their habits and lifestyles can change the world for the better.
Sometimes, it takes a bit of lighthearted internet content to remind ourselves what we’re fighting to protect. ‘Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends’ is a popular Facebook group whose members share funny memes about wildlife and the environment. Scroll down for the wittiest ones, upvote your faves, and be sure to share them with your friends.
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TheElderNom 1 year ago
Was just thinking this, I hope they took down the speed for a while. Especially since dead animals draw out even more animals.
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chclt4marcia_1 1 year ago
The risk is for bears to be hit. They'd be there eating the corn. Had this issue in the Canadian Rockies.
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Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago
I was a huge dinosaur fanatic as a kid. About thirty years later I went to a special t-rex exhibition at the Australian Museum in Sydney, and was amazed and delighted by how much more we'd learned since then. Such as the fact that so many of those therapod type dinosaurs almost certainly had feathers! Side note, the "birds are dinosaurs" thing is the reason why I wanted to name my two canaries "Fierce" and "Terrible" before my family talked me out of it and made me give them cute names instead. XD
KDS 1 year ago (edited)
If you named one of the birds Ivan you could have just added terrible to it that way you could still have it the name you chose.
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imsouravmitra 1 year ago
Am I the only one who can easily imagine that "baby blue heron" to be the size of a man? Imagine that. Now I can see a baby blue dino
‘Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends’ is absolutely massive. Nearly 771k internet users are members of the Facebook group. Meanwhile, 136k people follow its Instagram page, while 39.7k follow its TikTok account. The team running the project (‘Wild Green Media LLC’) also has an official website where you can subscribe to their newsletter.
The social media project mainly focuses on humorous content that’s related to wildlife and the environment. The main draw is the green-focused comedy that’s evident even in the project’s (lovingly rhyming) name.
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Jess Smith 1 year ago
There are actually species of cicadas which come out every year! They don't attract as much attention as the 17-year cicadas, but they do still exist. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annual_cicada. Of course that still requires going into hiding for a while, but not 17 years.
Load More Replies... Lucie Van Pelt 1 year ago
I have tinnitus and "hear" cicadas 24/7. And I often feel like screaming.
Pamelot 1 year ago (edited)
@Lucie Van Pelt - Have you suffered from tinnitus your whole life? Are there effective Rx & treatments for tinnitus available to you nowadays? Last Q: How would you rate the volume? My heart & prayers for you, Lucie. 💗 Did you know Vincent Van Gogh suffered from tinnitus?
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Lyone Fein 1 year ago
Am I the only person who loves cicadas? I love their sound. I think they look cute.
Cat on Computer 1 year ago
therapist is people. also therapist costs money
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flower petals 1 year ago
Not many know this, but it was Dr. Fisher whose laboratory experiments discovered the amazing skin care effects of snail slime. This guy, whoever he is, gave the good doctor the idea. ☺️🪞🩵
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“The world is big and complicated and the threats to nature can come to feel overwhelming. Time and again, when faced with problems that were bigger than any one person could solve, humans have come together and found strength through community and levity through humor,” the team writes.
“We're using the tools that we have—our knowledge, our social media presence, our business, our friendships, and our fun to help people and nature coexist better.”
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
Little cat, big cat...still blep! Love the pictures of big cats in big cardboard boxes too
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Eric Williams 1 year ago (edited)
Well, who else is going to clean his butt?? It's a cat thing.
Upstaged75 1 year ago (edited)
Literally every cat in the world does this while they're licking their butt. :)
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Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago
Well, the bible does say shellfish are bad. It's probably even worse if there's lemon juice involved. Just think of the delicious mess!
James Peek 1 year ago
Written by a guy who couldn't get the shellfish open.
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Phantom Phoenix 1 year ago
Chances increased by the fact that it's got a stabby stick... WHAT MORON HAVE THE POTENTIAL KILLY PLANT A STABBY STICK!?😱
SparkDragon 1 year ago
They actually prefer to jump on their victims from a height - hence the name
Dark Side of the Loom 1 year ago
A remake of Monty python's Self Defense against Fresh Fruit :p
Perfumista Perfumista 1 year ago
But which is more likely, death by squash plant or quick sand?
Anyone hoping to post awesome memes on the Facebook group should spend some time getting familiar with the type of content that its members share.For one, that way, you’ll avoid reposting super popular memes.
On top of that, you’ll get a feel for the type of content that the group enjoys the most. Some pics simply aren’t a good fit for ‘Wild Green Memes for Ecological Fiends,’ even if they’re objectively hilarious and relatable.
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Lord of the laserprinter. 1 year ago
…ONE of the smallest….? We need a BP page dedicated to the smolest vertebrates.
Donald Crocker, Jr. 1 year ago
There needs to be an easy to Google category called minibiology for very small but not microscopic living things.
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Donkey boi 1 year ago (edited)
I'm in the intermediate stage right now. I see a bird, 'Oh, I wonder what kind of bird that is?' One hour long google session later, 'Honey, listen to this, "Although described as a partial migrant as around 95% stay within 100km of their birthing site, they can often take part in extended migrations as far south as the middle east!", How cool is that?'
lenka 1 year ago
Lol. I'm right there with you. I saw an interesting bird the other day and spent the next hour and half scrolling photos of birds to try and identify it. Wish I had been able to snap a photo.
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Katy McMouse 1 year ago
There's a really cool app called "Merlin", created by Cornell University, and it allows you to either photograph or record a bird and it identifies it for you. I've left the recorder on just to see how much birdsong it picks up and I wasn't disappointed. It can make out individual birds as they sing. This is available in the US, but maybe it's available internationally. Or, there might be other big universities around the world who produce a similar app.
adnap derob 1 year ago
Downloading now. Just took my bird obsession to a whole new level.... Thank you!
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Content Wombat 1 year ago
Omg! This is me. I was driving on the motorway to Sussex last week and I kept seeing Red Kites flying overhead at different spots along the way. They were in pairs and they were a glorious sight! :)
Cathy Mcgee 1 year ago
They are gorgeous but you do know they are scavengers. They are looking for roadkill!
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
This morning I was like "aww, look at the chickadees". My mom glances out the window and says "those are little woodpeckers". So yeah, I suck at identifying birds. :) In my defense the woodpeckers around here are usually huge and far too big to land on the feeder. These 2 were the same size of all the small birds we usually see. I didn't have my glasses on either, LOL.
Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago
I had an obnoxiously noisy bird in the garden and couldn't identify its call. Or, when I went out to look for it, the bird itself. A few minutes later I was excitedly sending pictures to the family and saying how it was a female of X species which was probably calling for a mate, etc etc. ALSO SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO HAVE A NAP!
Jaden Yoder 1 year ago
I'm a teen and I already love birds. There is an app called Merlin and that has been the best aid in identifying birds for me
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ohnasouga... 1 year ago
Why didn't John Bababuie comment on this one? Is it possible he liked it??
“If it has a domestic organism interpreted in a non-ecological context, it might not fit because it isn’t wild enough. If it’s not related enough to nature or the environment, then maybe it’s not green enough to fit the group. It also, of course, has to be a meme or joke of some kind, and how that lands is up to mod discretion, so the particular person who saw it just might not have felt the humor,” the team behind the project explains what meme posters should keep in mind.
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
Will there be some delicious carbonated beverages with said popcorn? Asking for a friend.
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Kelly Scott 1 year ago
I don't need to help a raccoon through the window. Those little suckers will come in all by themselves.
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“Great minds think alike! Often when there’s a meme trend, two or more members will independently make the same joke with the same meme template. In these common cases of convergent meme evolution, we’ll try and let through whichever post was submitted first. The joke/text should be in the meme photo itself as well as the caption,” the moderators write.
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
There's a beautiful vixen who likes to lay in our garden and roll around in the grass like she's our pet dog. She's been here since the winter when she made a den under our porch. It's so cool to look out and see her curled up sleeping next to a tree or in the front yard. She's gotten used to us and she just stares curiously when we're going in and out. We don't go too close to her, but it's almost like she deems us acceptable to be sharing the same space. :)
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
Trolls need a break too sometimes...he's probably all tuckered out from his tantrums
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PurpurLapsa 1 year ago
This sounds wonderful, I guess it comes with age. I'm past 30 and absolutely love the idea
Upstaged75 1 year ago
LOL. I already have a "pet" toad who lives in my window well. He's been coming around for years now when the weather is warm. He taps on the window and I give him meal worms. I even bought a tiny house and pond for him too. He's so fun to watch. :) Does that mean I'm well on my way to becoming a bog witch? toad-6622c...b1907d.jpg 
Upstaged75 1 year ago
Here he is chilling in his habitat. :) He's not trapped in there BTW. He comes and goes through the drain as he pleases. Sometimes he brings friends. toadhouse-...6ed9cc.jpg 
Evan 1 year ago
I'm sounding really mean, I know, but I like to read the comments, and his are so rude.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Don't worry about it Evan, there's often one of them around, we just ignore them
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Otto Katz 1 year ago
https://www.amazon.com/Tell-Birds-Flowers-Robert-Williams/dp/1617201855/ref=sr_1_1?crid=RE4U8K7KL0AS&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.RG19_5UiX_1OVDJX0DOQOMg-LJJNO5IQA3B2MrxzGAN363J36M5322gqaMVM7-V-u3edh_uGIt9QAIkUC_BxGzYGf1RkHFxiwJ1oQbkQWZ3rElCzBMLS71RBqpDELgJU-cWkAdHuk_-RO9_ghuhkIGyRUeHKwK03k63-n8rt9QSwhRSPs-u3gm-WZig4VgiAZvv8qYOw14mSOIrNUlm6p6hlQOXgwC4w9Br6lpN4qpI.5CNrsX50i3D-4EML0_qiMyANc5-_9ul4KSC64qbFmi8&dib_tag=se&keywords=how+to+tell+the+birds+from+the+flowers&qid=1713651039&sprefix=how+to+tell+the+birds%2Caps%2C78&sr=8-1
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OMG I NEED THIS SO BAD https://www.amazon.com/Tell-Birds-Flowers-Robert-Williams/dp/1617201855/ref=sr_1_1?crid=RE4U8K7KL0AS&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.RG19_5UiX_1OVDJX0DOQOMg-LJJNO5IQA3B2MrxzGAN363J36M5322gqaMVM7-V-u3edh_uGIt9QAIkUC_BxGzYGf1RkHFxiwJ1oQbkQWZ3rElCzBMLS71RBqpDELgJU-cWkAdHuk_-RO9_ghuhkIGyRUeHKwK03k63-n8rt9QSwhRSPs-u3gm-WZig4VgiAZvv8qYOw14mSOIrNUlm6p6hlQOXgwC4w9Br6lpN4qpI.5CNrsX50i3D-4EML0_qiMyANc5-_9ul4KSC64qbFmi8&dib_tag=se&keywords=how+to+tell+the+birds+from+the+flowers&qid=1713651039&sprefix=how+to+tell+the+birds%2Caps%2C78&sr=8-1
‘Wild Green Memes for Ecological Memes’ doesn’t just say that it cares about the environment and wildlife conservation—it actually puts its money where its mouth is. They have an official Patreon account you can follow and support, and they donate 20% of their profits to conservation and environmental justice causes!
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
It's spring here and I live in the woods. It's been raining a lot and just this past week everything seemed to suddenly explode in soft green - the trees, the grass, the bushes are all an amazing color. And my favorite trees (red buds) are blooming purple everywhere too.
New Everywhere 1 year ago
Last month, driving a stretch of highway between cities on a cloudy day, I look over and see the brightest green crops next to the bluish gray sky and it was just absolutely gorgeous and serene. I'm still thinking about it : )
Lupita Nyong'heaux 1 year ago
allllll the f****n time. green is my favorite color, and i see several new shades in here that i now love.
walkabout 1 year ago
My wife is convinced that the color scheme on this sign was approved by a man: no woman would call this a match. Eastpointe...93c14f.jpg 
Danish Susanne 1 year ago
Every time I have been mowing the grass and is finished I look across the lawn and the colour makes med smile.
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
So, asking for a friend, is it OK to put a squirrel in one's mouth that isn't on fire?
•>[Cami]<• 1 year ago
Ahh yes light a squirrel on fire... btw mom got her finger bit by a squirrel.. she was petting it and then when she stopped, the squirrel got mad at her and bit her...
Frogs are often the topic of wildlife and environmental memes. During a previous interview, a representative of UK-based national wildlife conservation charity Froglife told Bored Panda that social media can definitely help raise awareness about animals, whether they’re herpetofauna (amphibians and reptiles) or anything else. “The more people understand them, the more they will appreciate them, and appreciation leads to conservation. Overall exposure on the internet should be a good thing, of course, provided the exposure is positive and correct.”
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Eric Williams 1 year ago
What are the chances of being killed by a Bob cat...much more than zero, so pretty good!
Upstaged75 1 year ago
They're very timid and afraid of people, so the odds you'll ever get close enough to one are pretty low.
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therian-wolf(mutogen-demigen) 9 months ago
as a therian with a bobcat theriotype, PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS!!! they are not (too) dangerous unless you make them mad.
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Gibberint Dark 1 year ago
Just had my quarterly sheering... I always get my hair cut every three months whether it needs cutting or not... Short back 'n' sides... :-{
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Greenmantle 1 year ago
Watch a video of them screaming. Blood curdling. Cute little buggers though.
Jennifer Smith 1 year ago
I wonder how they keep from getting dizzy spinning around as much as cartoons taught me they do
Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago
They're actually quite timid animals, apparently. I'll never forget the time I was in the BP comments section and mentioned having seen some at the zoo and someone said "how do you see something at the zoo that's extinct?!" I said a time machine, obviously.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Ah, tigers. I. Still hoping a bunch of them will turn up...
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tracy black 1 year ago
me too. my children are surprised every time i return home from a hike they just know im gonna get mauled by a bear as i try and pet it lol
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Well you've still got one left haven't you. Oh sorry you petted the Robert Catherine earlier
Load More Replies...According to Froglife, if you want to help out your local herpetofauna population, you can adapt your garden or property to their needs. "A lot of people think that amphibians spend all their time in water, but this is not the case. They spend a lot of time on land, hence it is important to provide them with good terrestrial places. Areas with rubble, fallen leaves, rocks, stones, and logs are all good, so they can hibernate over the winter months, forage for food, and take refuge from predators,” the Froglife representative said.
“It is also important to remember that reptiles also require good habitats. They like hibernacula that they can crawl into and also basking banks for basking in the sun on warm days. They will also crawl under tin sheets or carpet tiles."
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Phantom Phoenix 1 year ago
Because "Daylight Saving"... Like sunset at 9pm is too early somehow?
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Hiram's Friend 1 year ago
What are you going to do this summer? Well, if it falls on a Saturday...
Auntriarch 1 year ago
But it never does. Unless I'm on holiday somewhere else
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Elladine DesIsles 1 year ago
Well, that peacock had more success with a human than I've ever seen one have with a peahen! I mean, I know they must be successful sometimes or there wouldn't be any baby peafowl hatching, right? But every time I've ever seen a peacock strutting his stuff, the hens appear 100% indifferent.
Lotekguy 1 year ago (edited)
That's because you're watching. They fear being slutt shamed.
Load More Replies... Java Addict 1 year ago
Watching a male peacock trying to get the attention of a disinterested female is hilarious.
Nosirrow 1 year ago
It's funny that male animals are gorgeous and the female are plain. I saw female peacocks- what a disappointment.
Pittsburgh rare 1 year ago
Because they have to actually ATTRACT females. Unlike... nevermind.
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Foxglove🇮🇪 1 year ago
We have peafowl nearby and see them often, but they usually turn their back to me. I love their fluffy butts though!
Rin (all pronouns) 1 year ago
On a positive note: the display name of the post person reminds me of Chikn Nuggit. On a negative note: ZOOPHILIA EW!
Meanwhile, during an interview with a representative of the Amphibian and Reptile Conservation charity in the UK, seeing photos of frogs can make us care more about protecting them. “It’s great to see photos of frogs in people’s gardens or that they’ve seen on a walk. We know this often creates a deeper interest in amphibians and their conservation, and we love to see them—so long as the animals aren’t disturbed too much, of course!” the representative told Bored Panda earlier.
If you happen to have a garden, you could create a pond with gently sloping sides, allowing vegetation to develop around the edges. This should provide damp cover for your local amphibians, keeping them happy. Meanwhile, they’ll also appreciate it if you let your grass grow longer, create a compost heap, and have a log pile where they can live.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
That's a snow leopard, not a "fúcking thing"! Sneps are the BEST! Have you seen their TAILS?
3 possums in a coat 1 year ago
THEIR TAILS ARE SOOOO ADORABLE! I DO NOT KNOWN ANYBODY ELSE WHO HAS RECOGNIZED THIS! THANK YOU!
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3 possums in a coat 1 year ago
Thank you for hiring this F*****g thing to stare at me. 10/10, give it a rasie, promotion and then make it the CEO.
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François Carré 1 year ago
Oh, I'm pretty certain they've had plenty of time to jump on British boats and go weave their way all around the world, so that the sun never sets on their royal worldwide web now.
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oktopus 1 year ago
How do we know the Royal Family does not secretly eat spiders, meaning new batches have to be constantly acquired by the Royal Arachnid Equerry?
Auntriarch 1 year ago
I was about to write a sensible rebuttal, then I realised Royal Arachnid Equerry doesn't sound unreasonable ...
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Donkey boi 1 year ago
I REALLY want to know what advice the group gave! If it truly is terrible advice, it's probably something like, 'forget the crabs and go meet people'.
flower petals 1 year ago
Or: make sure you get treatment for your crabs before you start meeting people.
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TaeilOfTime 1 year ago
I'm sure eventually someone else will come to look at the crabs, and then you have found the love of your life
Susan BetzJitomir JD DM 1 year ago
Go watch crabs. Someday, if it's meant to be a future partner will be out there watching crabs also.
Annette Aslett 1 year ago
Get a degree in zoology and find yourself a hot nerd at school that likes nature to.
"In a small garden, even an upturned dustbin lid or bowl will provide a place for animals to drink," the representative told Bored Panda. "Climate change can be a very negative factor for frogs, toads, and newts. Ponds can dry up too quickly, meaning their tadpoles don’t have enough time to develop. Also, warmer winters affect hibernating frogs. They use more energy during hibernation and partially wake up, meaning they are in poorer condition for breeding. This is particularly hard on the females, who put a lot of energy into making eggs (spawn).”
What do you do to help the environment and your local wildlife population, dear Pandas? Which of these memes did you enjoy the most? Tell us all about it in the comments!
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
And coming away with 4 plants that you didn't intend to buy, haven't got space for, and are still in their pots
Fraxinus excelsior 1 year ago
And everytime you stand there for 5 minutes picturing the garden, trying to warrant buying them but in the end you always say balls to it and buy them anyway.
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J. Maxx 1 year ago
I went to Lowe's yesterday for a watering can and a bag of mulch. I left with $600 worth of plants.
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Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago (edited)
Depends on how likely it is to attract kolibris with that thing where you live. If it's just wasps and hornets, i might reconsider if I were you.
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
The guy who invented this pitched it on Shark Tank. They basically laughed him out of the room. Doesn't seem stupid to me if you really like hummingbirds.
Whopdeedoo 1 year ago
Couldn't do that, it attracts wasps. Good idea, if there are no bees or wasps where you are
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
Is it wrong that I want to photoshop that pic so she has a frog tongue and she's shooting it out to catch the hummingbirds like a frog catches flies?
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Arnold Larkins 1 year ago
The Lobsters are invading the beachs of Normady as we speak
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Daycare Attendant Sun 1 year ago
That's super cute, though, not gonna lie. I have, like, two of each plush, so one can be on the bed, and the other can be on the shelf or in the car.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago (edited)
It's actually called a Long-tailed tit (Aegithalos caudatus), not a "Korean crow-tit", for those who google it immediately and find no results XD
Mark 1 year ago
It's actually the Japanese Shima Enaga, native to the areas around Hokkaido. Long-tailed Tits have a black stripe on each side of their heads
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Elladine DesIsles 1 year ago
I found a box of my daughter's toddler-walk-treasures recently when cleaning out closets. She's 28 now. And she was 12 when we moved to this house, so that box moved with us.
Rin (all pronouns) 1 year ago
Remember being tiny, gathering random acorns to use as potatoes on my plastic kitchen set.
Pandamonium Pandas Pandie 1 year ago
twas me, and me lil sis, and me other lil sis, and me lil brother, and me oth...
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flower petals 1 year ago
A little bit of Jesssssica, here I am, a little bit of you makessss me you ssssnek man… And the trumpets! 🎺
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Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
As my son would say kill it with fire. The only good snakes are dead snakes. I hate snakes and he hates spiders.
Stardust she/her 1 year ago
Sometimes switching off your device and doing deep breathing exercises is the best thing to do
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SilverSkyCloud 1 year ago
it exists in game form, and its called my friendly neighborhood
Load More Replies... Donald Crocker, Jr. 1 year ago (edited)
If I recall, and I could be wrong and/or the story could have changed in the decades since I watched, but isn't Big Bird a baby bird? So OP could be spot on with immense..
ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago
Is it though? Or is it just to differentiate him from normal sized birds?
Analyn Lahr 1 year ago
He's supposed to be a child, so we can assume he has parents. Especially according to that Sesame Street "Talk to your children" PSA commercial with the singing.
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Kristal 1 year ago
No way, crows are smart and know where to put a flower crown on a human body. Bluebirds would probably drop it on their foot and call it a day
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Cat on Computer 1 year ago
acording to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. but bees fly anyway. because bees do not care about the laws of aviation.
Rhodri Terrell 1 year ago
Bumblebees. Not honey bees. Really close though. I've got my own 6 bee hives.
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•>[Cami]<• 1 year ago
"Boo" said the ghost! The ghost then exclaimed "BEES!". Read what the ghost said. Boo- b*es! I hate getting censored so I put an asterisk...
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Thom Serveaux 1 year ago (edited)
Omg, I'm gonna start writing a "It Follows but with sloth" script
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flower petals 1 year ago
Also, “incel”. That’s often corrected to “intent”.. which kinda makes sense, though, if you throw “bad” in there as well.
ginshun 1 year ago
not sure that I've ever use the word incel in a text to somebody.
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Trophy Husband 1 year ago
The original was great. I don't like this remake (referring to the image, not the text). Yes, I have double standards, but at least I'm honest.
Melissa Schermerhorn 1 year ago
Well, I met a duck a few weeks ago, tried to text several friends a short video titled ,"duck"... Autocorrect fixed it to f**k at least three times. I have a very bad mouth.
Fenchurch 1 year ago (edited)
Duck, my autocorrect suggests f*ck or d**k So same!
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BROmanicus85 1 year ago
That's a duck! Geese have longer necks and the beak is more "abrupt" on the top part!
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
Those things traumatized me as a kid! They really showed us all kinds of disturbing stuff in the 80's. :)
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Roit! Wot we're gunna.do 'ere is sneak up on 'im... Cor, lookit 'is ploomage! Roit... Now, you grab yer Skeksis an- COR! This blighters a fighter!
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Bols 1 year ago
Moss is awesome! Especially mossy stones. And mossy tree stumps. And mossy logs. Bonus points if there is a stream nearby and sun shining through the leaves.
flower petals 1 year ago
I love the super smart slime molds. Dreaming of seeing them in the wild 🧠❤️
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Rin (all pronouns) 1 year ago
I should start reading her. Preferably on a mossy stump in the woods
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
problem? more like problems...he is super-cranky and needs a timeout.
Load More Replies... Max Fox 1 year ago (edited)
Moon: "I'm f*****g with you guys, hiding the sun, HAHA!". People: "WOW guys!!! This is COOL!!! It looks like something is eat thing sun". Moon: "No, that's not supposed to be happening!' . People: "This is even better, look how cool our shadows look!!". Moon: "If THAT's the way you are, let's see how you feel if I hide the sun entirely!". People: "OH. MY. GOD. This is the most amazing things EVER!!! DO you see how cool the SUN is?!!". Moon: "F**k you all, I'm going home". People: "We can't f*****g believe this!!! That looks just like a f*****g DIAMOND RING!!!! The sun is SOOO cool". The Moon: "f**k you all".
Evan 1 year ago
I never seen this much negativity on here until you showed up John. Maybe type up cynical groups and you will find like-minded ppl to share your cold, black heart.
Evan 1 year ago (edited)
Never mind don't do that, please don't hook up with anybody, I shutter at the thought of you having kids, would they be as evil as you?, you alone, is enough for the whole world.
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The Original Bruno 1 year ago
Ducky rocked. He even made Abby's character work better, since you could picture his presence help create a place where Abby feels comfortable being Abby.
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Donkey boi 1 year ago
1. The Po Po. 3. The Rick Flair. 4. The slip 'n' slide. 7. The Emu. 8. The CSI.
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flower petals 1 year ago
How come Fox News didn’t write this? Sounds like something right up their back alley 😂
Surenu 1 year ago
Maybe the cicadas aren't foreigners? I heard Fox News really likes to harp on foreigners.
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Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Sadly, "emerge this year" failed before they even finished their first tour...
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Just let it grab your face. It'll leave your plants alone, then. It just wants a place to lay its eggs :3
Mark 1 year ago
It's an Australian snake-crab-spider hybrid. They breed in the sewers. To exterminate, pick up your government-issue flamethrower at the town hall
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago
Or if you can't, you'll have to weave your own Sigourney...
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oktopus 1 year ago
This is why you should, when boarding a capybara-piloted helicopter, demand to see its helicopter license.
Mark 1 year ago
Should it fail to procure one, get on anyway, as the last thing you'd see before your life rapidly terminates in a mid-air fireball is a cute capybara with pilot's headphones on.
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Cat on Computer 1 year ago
but...paws..and beans..its so cute and friend-shaped..cant resist.. must touch.
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Corvus 1 year ago
They may look insect-like but are actually crustaceans, from what I remember.
The Original Bruno 1 year ago
It's more complex than that. Crustacean rollypollies are very difficult to tell from millipede rollypollies, despite being from very distance classes of organisms. (Millipedes/centipedes, insects, crustaceans and arachnids are the basic types of arthropods.) This drawing seems to have confused the two groups.
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Rin (all pronouns) 1 year ago
The first time my mom saw a mantis: OMG AN ALIEN!!! The first time I saw a mantis: Aww, it looks like a little living twig
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The Original Bruno 1 year ago
Kid got assigned a new position in little league. I told him now he has something in common with Wolfgang Van Halen. "Ya know, he was Van Halen's second bass man.... after Michael Anthony."
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Corvus 1 year ago
Dolphins get "high" from pufferfish toxin... and yes, they do it on purpose.
Eric Williams 1 year ago
No they don't. The spikes are not toxic. The toxins are internal and dolphins don't eat them, just play with them. Stop spreading this b******t.
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The Original Bruno 1 year ago
Why does he sound like the host of Home Improvement?
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The Original Bruno 1 year ago (edited)
Did you know that the two organisms shown are no more closely related than you are to a shark? The top is a pill millipede; the second is your isopod, a crustacean which makes it a relative of shrimp, crabs and lobsters. The major groups of arthropods are crustaceans, insects, chelicerates (including spiders and horseshoe crabs), and myriapods (including centipedes and millipedes)
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Heather Atwood 1 year ago
While painting the outside of my house, these little cuties came from no where to get stuck to my masking tape around the brick I was avoiding painting. Like hundreds of them. Weird.
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Rin (all pronouns) 1 year ago
Ah yes, the males literally get A B S O R B D
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
I did a few book reports on anglerfish in elementary school. They're neat but I personally think terrifying looking. Eeek.
The Original Bruno 1 year ago
There's a joke to be made here, but people would think I mean to make much broader comparisons than I intend to make, and I don't feel like looking misogynistic and you all can come up with your own variation.
mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago
Fun fact! Anglerfish have expandable stomachs, and can eat things twice their size.
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The Original Bruno 1 year ago
I feel this guy is the subject of multiple Led Zeppelin songs...
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
Except the beetle doesn't have a gun that he fires from inside the frog, making it explode. :)
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Spring Fisk 1 year ago
Our version was popping off their heads. I wonder if this was the first Iteration.
Sue 1 year ago
We used to do that to the tiny white flowers with purplish centers. Stick your thumb under the flower & say "mama had a baby & it's head popped off," then flick your thumb to pop off the flower.
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Eric Williams 1 year ago
Also...don't run, don't turn your back, don't grab its tail, feed it on time then back away slowly. That's for house cats. Don't know about lions.
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Baby chimera (she/her) 1 year ago
Would you still love me if I was a ruby throated hummingbird?
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𝕊𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕠𝕟 1 year ago
And this is a hairbrush: 🍴 (I wish they had a single fork emoji)
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Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Naah, you want to attract them, you have "anyone seen my brand new iPhone?" and to repel them, we have "do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour?"
The Original Bruno 1 year ago
Wait... what humans think "taxes" is a mating call? I mean, it explains Washington well, but...
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User# 6 1 year ago
That's a series of books. The film was a terrible adaptation and should never be mentioned again.
SparkDragon 1 year ago
Originally a radio show, then books, then TV, then film. Much entertainment for any hoopy froods who know where their towels are.
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"Hello, ground! Wonder if it wants to be friends with me..."
Michael None 1 year ago
"Not again" Also this is originally from a book which was made into a BBC tv series so have some GD respect and start with the source.
Ace 1 year ago
In fact it was originally a BBC Radio series before it was a book.
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The Original Bruno 1 year ago
No, that's not what Newton said, and that wouldn't be noteworthy. What Newton said is that it ABSOLUTELY won't move unless something moves it.
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The Original Bruno 1 year ago
Gum balls. Huh. Not an inaccurate description, just most definitely misleading...
Anne Reid 1 year ago (edited)
Those are the seed pod of the sweet gum tree, and are actually called gum balls. They have tiny hooks on them that catch on clothes & fur, which is how the seeds get dispersed. Legend has it they inspired someone to invent Velcro.
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TaeilOfTime 1 year ago
I saw once that apparently if a duck was the size of a horse it wouldn't be able to hold up its body with its legs, easy fight
M O'Connell 1 year ago
I wouldn't need to squish them, they would all automatically become my pets.
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mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago
Fun Fact! Pine Cones taste intensely and unsurprisingly like pine.
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HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN 1 year ago
Nah I one time I was doing Bible study and there was a verse that said something like "although you are a lowly worm O Jacob, don't be afraid O people of Israel, for I will help you" (Isaiah 41:14) and just at the top of the page I just wrote "God would still love you if you were a worm". (I also have in Exodus above the story of the golden calf "You gone messed up A-A-Ron"
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General Anaesthesia 1 year ago
Not necessarily, not everyone is a born poet.
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Verena 1 year ago
A bluebird nesting in the neighbourhood learned to copy a car alarm. He teaches it happily to his kids. Result: Everybody in our neighbourhood ignores car alarms.
Natty Tempest 1 year ago
Parrot learned a doorbell... budgie copied a ringtone... I think someone's dog started to whine at the same pitch as a squeaky shoe, but only when they walk in those exact shoes...
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flower petals 1 year ago
Elephas Maximus sounds like a spell that Harry Potter used to turn Dolores Umbridge into this statue.
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