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NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so fascinated by the questions and comments from her kindergarteners that she started an Instagram account called 'Live from Snack Time' to show everyone just how funny and sweet they can be.

Later, Alyssa partnered with friend and fellow Ithaca College graduate Greg Dunbar, who now works in digital marketing for Walt Disney Studios, and together they've spread the project to different social media platforms, built it a website where people can submit their own quotes, and set up an online store where fans can support them and get cool merch.

Live from Snack Time now has over 769K cumulative followers, with mentions from the biggest publishers, and even Ashton Kutcher!

More info: LiveFromSnackTime.com | Instagram | Twitter | Facebook

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Zophra
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so so painfully true. (and for cats too.)

SkyBlueandBlack
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*A* dog doesn't last forever, but dogs do.

ShyWahine
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Truer words were never spoken, Jude! 😢

PlatinumTheCat
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like that would be punishment for the dogs, because then we’ll eventually die and they’ll become sad and never be able to die, and then when the sun explodes in billions of years, they’ll have to endure it, and if they don’t die then, they’ll just float around in space

Tim Nicebutdim
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still cry when I talk about my dog, it's been 30 years and he's still the best friend I've ever had

Trish
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Smart child. It is so dumb that dogs don't last forever.

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    Sportsgal
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AKA - The Parent Principle!🤣🤣

    Charity Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid both knows his limits and can articulate what he needs. He's going to do well, as long as the people around him support him.

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    Maggie Fulton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could use this in adult life.

    DarkViolet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it on a t-shirt. No one can judge you for that.

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    Rahul Pawa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Better boundaries than most adults I know!

    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is so prepared for marriage

    LynzCatastrophe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew is 4, I'm pretty sure this is his current philosophy in life. Kid is rude.

    Tanya Power
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honesty & kindness give that kid a hug then please go away

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of when I was younger. I would always walk into the pantry to get a snack only to find my mom eating my chocolate bars from Halloween lol

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely hope she's actually eating chips.

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you think it's just chips?

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opening those bags would alert the neighbors to what you're eating!

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    LapCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is too precious 🥹

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a totally legit thing a 4 y/o would say.

    PlatinumTheCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What 4 year old can speak full sentences like this?

    Ella M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe him. He'll find a way.

    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s cute. His parents are raising him well, I’m sure!

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    Mmmm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if only my parents understood this 😔

    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i told my parents that i wouldn’t be alive rn

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    Tuesday's child
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *me screen shotting this and sending it to my mom*

    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not arguing. I am explaining why I'm right.

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mason has eloquence beyond years…

    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a tshirt with something similar

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone PLEASE explain to me what "talking back" is. I am 25 and I have no idea.

    Mars
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying things your parent doesn't want you to in my experience

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The foolproof way to keep a secret.

    Nay Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he’s honest 😂

    Alie de Hek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here! O jeez, how sad. Never mind.

    wowbagger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I really shouldn't be telling you all this, but......dang, forgot what I was going to say.

    Tim Nicebutdim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kamden? Anyone hear Duelling Banjos reading that name?

    Clown fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I seen it and thought crime area of London

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    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he has life figured out already

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    Neener Neener
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain’t nobody got time for that!

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The great philosopher in the making…

    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently retired. Someone asked me if i 'miss work'. Miss it? I'm surprised that i was able to find time to fit it in!

    Jo Kidd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go get it, live a full life starting now

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    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's 4. Isn't everyday Saturday when you're 4?

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the way you think, Sam!

    A S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sam is ahead of his time.. 🥰

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    DarkViolet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a day without cake, anyway?

    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like a solid benchmark

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day ain't over yet.

    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really didn't have that "new day" smell to it either.

    My O My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it. I'm gonna bake a cake tomorrow

    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you will be so disappointed in life, Finnegan, or morbidly obese

    Perfumista Perfumista
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but the day is young and this can be remedied

    Mr. Synth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd assume this was me if I didn't already know

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    PlatinumTheCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Me. Just Me.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get used to it. That will not ever go away. As a matter of fact, it will only get worse (adds a one-pound bag of Italian cheese shreds to lasagna).

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, a child after my own heart ❤️ 🧀 🍔 🍕

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    Zoey Rayne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I desperately want to know the age of the person the 5 year old said this to.

    Anna Stephenson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn!- I'm gonna have to borrow this for whenever I meet my next Karen! Lol

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    LinManuelMiranda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't even take one break?! 😂

    FakeOptimist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a couple that had a year-long break after the first 2. Still happily together after 30

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    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, they took a breather here and there son

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a row?! That reminds me of joke where late at night a man goes to the corner 7-11 because it’s open 24 hours (which is another issue) and when he gets there the worker was just putting their keys in the door and opening up and so the man was surprised and said I thought you were open 24 hours. And the worker said “Not in a row.” Lol weak but had to share.

    TrippyBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I just seriously cracked up at this one.

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    Blaze Fitzwater
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How Bad News Should be Delivered 101

    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone could carry that off, but, you...

    Blackstone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. I need this kid around. This is the kind of non-pretentious compliment I can wholeheartedly accept. No lie, if a kid told me I looked great wearing a bug, it would make my day. I'd secretly keep thinking about it and feeling proud. 😂

    Hmmm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you're a programmer, then a bug is not just great but also a feature.

    Mike_The_Nike (He They)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my friends once had a big beetle on him for all of lunch and he didn’t notice. I took it off of him and released it back into the grass

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me I got a spider off of my friends head. He still doesn't know.

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    Mmmm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pillows are actually great so

    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vote more cushions, less pillows.

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    Neener Neener
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the bank is still boring, but pillows are great!

    Sherry Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some pillows you need to go to the bank to afford 😂

    Jake Lewis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's adult-level sarcasm.

    Fool of a Took
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the sass on this one... 😁

    maniacallysane
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain read that in a sarcastic tone.

    Brian Droste
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you don't wan to grow up. Right now adult life is not its all crack up to be.

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    Mmmm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is the only reason i would be running

    Zophra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if food was a goal, I might run. Like bacon or Reeses peanut butter cups.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing it wasn't a puppy. Two hours late, minimum.

    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be the best excuse for being late I’ve ever heard.

    TrippyBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've in fact been late because of ducklings. I mean baby ducks are far more interesting than anything else I have to do.

    Nay Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, too, am often distracted by dandelions

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    Zophra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad for life goals.

    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pajamas and lots of cheese and pie!

    Xenia Harley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you Weston! I had five and was fostering all the time, so had six, then kept my last foster. From that pack, my last dog died about six months ago. I now have two new puppies, 15 months old, and 9 months old! And I hate shoes with laces!

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    ωђᗩ𝐓 𝕒 𝔽ŘέⓐҜ
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    HAHAHAHA! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how about you try shuting your a$$ up

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    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine the adult’s face and a possible frantic attempt to explain his or her conduct now. “😳 Um, well, they’re a big family, you see…!”

    Cat lover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. That's new 😘

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I’d keep a Do Not Disturb sign on the door. I’d order room service online and have them leave the tray outside my room and knock. When I’m done, I’d put the tray outside my door, with a really nice tip well hidden (but wrapped so it won’t get leftovers on it—-I’m not an animal, ffs) under a plate cover. Staff may get suspicious, but when I leave, they’ll find the room tidy, relatively clean, in good order, nothing broken, the bedclothes and towels on the floor for washing, and a hefty tip for the housekeeper in an envelope prominently displayed. It wouldn’t be a solitary two weeks because I’m mentally unbalanced. I’m quirky but sane. It would merely be a break from constant noise, constant demands, constant responsibilities, constant work, and the never ending drain on my social battery by people. Hell, if I could have my two cats with me in my suite the whole two weeks, I’d be in heaven. Of course, I would bring their food, bowls, and boxes—-and air freshener—-then clean up after them, and put their trash—-double bagged in scented bags—-out for disposal with my own. The management would be happy for me to come back and do it again anytime I wanted. Of course, none of it will ever happen, but it’s nice to daydream about.

    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With room service you can order online

    TrippyBanana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make sure it has a good continental breakfast and decent room service. That way you only have to leave once a day if you want to.

    MontanaMariner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take a tent in the woods, please.

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    Ge Po
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, but sometimes my smart is tired, so my dumb switches on." (my oldest, at age 5)

    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more you know you don't know, the more you know. Lillian is already ahead.

    Dee Rutherford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sounds exactly like me and I’m well past six. 😉

    Jo Kidd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup,we are all there with ya

    John George
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like any professional.

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    Ethan Hansen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come the two year old gets to be more emotionally intelligent than me?

    Piper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because their parents made this up 🙂

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    Jo Kidd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think weekdays should be small days too

    Lola Rogers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a sweet old song called "Small Day Tomorrow". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPNAx6n19l0

    Fernando Álvarez
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same every Sunday evening

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    PlatinumTheCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think this one’s true, I’ve never met a child who knew the word stressed at that age

    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on what the kid hears around them. If a caretaker talks a lot about being stressed, the little preschool sponge is going to pick it up

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    Charley128
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French fries, the ultimate tranquilizer.

    Rocky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always works for me. I'm from Belgium, home of the French fries.

    Dee Rutherford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three??? “You seem stressed”???

    Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the child has been exposed to the phrase, sure.

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    Deborah B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Healthy relationships with food are clearly not happening around Alex. Poor kid. I mean, yes, it works, but stress eating is a form of emotional or comfort eating, and that is a big contributor to weight problems.

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What… what exactly is an “inappropriate food”?

    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pancakes for dinner? Ice cream for breakfast?

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    2 years ago

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    Glynna Bowood
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrambled eggs with gummi bears and pickles? Watermelon with mashed potatoes and gravy?

    Nonesuch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dollop of sweet potato casserole on an oatmeal cookie

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truer words have never been spoken. That’s exactly what I want too.

    FreddyB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the hell do these kids get this level of wisdom from?!

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am thankful that my work is mostly remote and I actually have time to spend with my family even while working. My sister just chills out while I work in the same room. I get to eat homemade food from mom.

    Rocky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a four year old? Hmmmm never heard a 4 year old speak like that. Long sentences.

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its maybe not common but I’ve known some very chatty 4 year olds.

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    PrettyJoyBird
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incredibly rude ignorant and demeening. We work 24/7 356 no breaks. We are mentally emotionally physically abused. Most of time the Fathers Husbands do nothing to very little to help raise good humans. We get zero pay zero recognition zero awknowledgement. Its very difficult especially with Special Needs kids.

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    Perfumista Perfumista
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family is more irritating than my job. I am fine with the whole doing nothing thing.

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    Nay Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can drink them though, if they’re the kind that come in a wrapper. I used to do that when I was a kid, my mum would give me an ice lolly (as we call them in the UK), I’d wait for it to melt and drink it

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you must drink them!

    Tim Nicebutdim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like we have a new Dalai Lama here.

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    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big hugs to sweet Hannah, the MOST observant five year-old ever!

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear that. I’m not putting clothes on this weekend either. Pajamas rule!

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s my plan every weekend…

    Tim Nicebutdim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who is currently hung over lying on their bed in their boxers watching the book of Boba Fett (again), I relate.

    Nay Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could have been written by my nephew 😂 he’s 9 now but still objects to wearing clothes

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    LinManuelMiranda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could do this sometimes lmao

    ILoveMySon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preparing for the dating world.

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my child was 5 she made me go to play dates with her. I made a lot of new friends and reconnected with some old friends. Then when the kids were a little older and could play out without adult supervision they all thought I was their friend so if my daughter wasn’t around they asked me to play out instead. I was in my late 30’s.

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    Mmmm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if only it was that easy

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello! I'm Santa! Because the rest of the elves are lazy!

    TrippyBanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they knew I'm an independent contractor for Santa, who helps out by finding out what those in my family like and helping get their wishes granted.

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    Mmmm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fridges are awesome so understandable

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Eloise, fridges are wonderful, but remember, it's what's inside that counts.

    Colleen Glim
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when they have ice makers. Those are the bomb

    Pam Belcher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Landlord will not allow me to keep my fridge (stainless french door beauty) in my apartment. Sold her to my ex and made him promise to give her a hug from me. I miss her.

    SolitaryIntrovert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. I have found that Fridges tend to be rather cold toward me.

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the empty ones?

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    kaito’s wife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yh..except we need milk for the oreos- on the other hand your pfps pretty

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    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wise beyond her years.

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a productive day to me!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glass of milk, good movie on the widescreen, comfy couch, comfy pajamas, husband next to me (similarly dressed and comfy), our cats sleeping nearby, and I would think I died and went to heaven.

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid, I like the way you think!

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elena is 5, going on 45…

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm having this stitched into throw pillows.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could probably sell a ton of them on Etsy. You should go into partnership with Elena

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    Jo Kidd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too(&probably the rest of humanity as well)!

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    kaito’s wife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would ask my hamster if she wants to eat pancakes with me

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To speak hamster, you must BECOME the hamster. Fact.

    Queen Penelope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking guinea pig is easier. Whistle and they whistle back.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be printed on cards, given to every employee everywhere, and be able to be played like a 'get-out-of-jail-free' card'. Repeatedly.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid has top level priorities.

    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pink donut, extra rainbow sprinkles

    Cat lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah kiddo. U get it.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds good to me - great advice for us all, Memphis

    Charley128
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Golden Rings of Joy....and a snooze.

    Mike_The_Nike (He They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i ised to spell doughnut “dognut” also one of my brothers used to make a comic seiries called “detective doughnut” and it was pretty good! but since he spelled it dognut it was the adventures of detective dognut…s

    Thenatural
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously..who calls their kid Memphis ???

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    Esme Weatherwax
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duvet picnics are my favourite eating parties

    meow point1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he's not only tired but also hungry.

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    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I had a dream where I had a gigantic (think wedding-cake-size) chocolate cake and also a model cruise ship (like the kind you see in museums, a little smaller than the wedding cake). I didn’t get to eat any of it because my dad ate it before I could. When I woke up I went to my parents’ room and yelled at him for it.

    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i actually laughed at the last part when you yelled at him for eating your dream cake. thank you for that!

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    Tim Nicebutdim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you've got a nice warm crispy baguette but nothing to put on it except bread, no pate, no baked camembert to dip it in. Sounds like a horror movie.

    Queen Penelope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read everything in my dream was dead. First thought was dark kid. Lol

    Hmmm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relate with 95% of these kids. I like doughnuts, sleep, dandelions (whatever they are). The fridge is a maybe, I can't drink cold things.

    Jennifer Clark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew said he had a bad dream. In his dream it was my birthday, but he wasn't allowed to eat any until everybody sang. Then he woke up. He hates he Happy Birthday song, but loves cake!

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to adopt Ingrid. She’s my 40 years younger self or soulmate.

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    LinManuelMiranda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when I'm trying to eat and people keep talking to me

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when the overly talkative server keeps chatting as I’m JUST TRYNA EAT MY MAC AND CHEESE OFF THE KIDS MENU EVEN THO IM NOT 11 AND UNDER-

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    Charley128
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evelynne has her priorities in order.

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    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For his birthday this Auntie got him a nerf gun and buckets of Lego. Auntie has a set of drums set aside for Christmas. You gotta aspire to encourage the chaos and creativity 😁

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    "Disembodied voice"
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like pants. I stopped having a body so I wouldn't have to wear them

    Roy Briggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ask myself that same question every work day

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    The Blue Spirit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking the same thing! What's the best way to pronounce it? I'm thinking like Kylo "Ren" from star wars

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    Helen Davies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Wren hasn't learned yet is that this perfectly describes the good times.

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Charles Dickens reincarnated into this kid? "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...."

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    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead, shouldn't it be "voice message" instead of voice mail? Dudes right

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    Mmmm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it must be really cold

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHH I LOVE HAMILTON'S NAME THAT IS SO CUTSIE PATOOTSIE IM SCREAMING

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What 4 yo has fur on their arms? 🤔

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some kids are pretty fuzzy/hairy, that can be interpreted as fur especially if they’ve got a (furry) pet in their lives?

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    MontanaMariner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid will learn that 3 friends and 3 dogs is all you need.

    BubbleButt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but I respect the hell outta this. Adults could learn from this too

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    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ran into my dad and nephew in a McDonald's once. I have zero memories of my dad taking me there as a kid. Dad's become cool grandpa's.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he’s been disappointed more than once, suffering adult choices. Lol

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    DBear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard this one just this morning.. 8 year old granddaughter while eating a Twinkie-This smells nutritious.

    Tim Nicebutdim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess what! I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more snacks!

    Roy Briggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freya, those are the snacks of the gods you're burning for; that the souls of dead warriors! Hailsa Chief Valkyria!!!

    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this remind me of "I've got a fever, and it's saying 'More cowbell' "?

    Shadow Long
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has the same energy as 'My tummy was rumbling. The kind of rumbling that only hand can satisfy'

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    DarkViolet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid knows how to live!

    Heather W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she's too young for wine in the bath, so.....

    Betsy Ray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter ate pomegranates in the bath.

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Addressing the problem and finding solutions, good critical thinking.

    meow point1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's what the Cat in the Hat would do.

    Jennifer Clark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to worry about getting messy.

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I aspire to be this child. See you later. Going for a bath.🧁🍰

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'know, it's hard to think of a situation in life where this WOULDN'T help.

    Neener Neener
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of like eating a tiramisu cake.

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    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this kid will get somewhere great in life i just know it

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A child did not say this.

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children pick up things from the people around them. I once told my grandfather I was 2 and three quarters when he asked how old I was, my aunt (who was my primary caregiver at the time) had recently told me so I knew. My grandfather was quite shocked I was so precise though lol

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    Neener Neener
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My souls sister, I have found you.

    Fish Fingers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Daddy, why do fish have oblong fingers covered in breadcrumbs, and manage to sell them in packs of ten?' My niece, age three months...

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, settings and digestion.

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    Blaze Fitzwater
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a serious friendship if we include summer. 🤔