50 Times Kids Delivered Such Good Quotes, People Just Had To Submit Them To This Account (New Pics)
NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit was so fascinated by the questions and comments from her kindergarteners that she started an Instagram account called 'Live from Snack Time' to show everyone just how funny and sweet they can be.
Later, Alyssa partnered with friend and fellow Ithaca College graduate Greg Dunbar, who now works in digital marketing for Walt Disney Studios, and together they've spread the project to different social media platforms, built it a website where people can submit their own quotes, and set up an online store where fans can support them and get cool merch.
Live from Snack Time now has over 769K cumulative followers, with mentions from the biggest publishers, and even Ashton Kutcher!
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I feel like that would be punishment for the dogs, because then we’ll eventually die and they’ll become sad and never be able to die, and then when the sun explodes in billions of years, they’ll have to endure it, and if they don’t die then, they’ll just float around in space
I still cry when I talk about my dog, it's been 30 years and he's still the best friend I've ever had
Kid both knows his limits and can articulate what he needs. He's going to do well, as long as the people around him support him.
Load More Replies...Put it on a t-shirt. No one can judge you for that.
Load More Replies...My nephew is 4, I'm pretty sure this is his current philosophy in life. Kid is rude.
reminds me of when I was younger. I would always walk into the pantry to get a snack only to find my mom eating my chocolate bars from Halloween lol
Ladybugs? Not trouble just a new friend. Until it flies away. 🐞 ☹️
Someone PLEASE explain to me what "talking back" is. I am 25 and I have no idea.
Saying things your parent doesn't want you to in my experience
Load More Replies...I just don’t care enough to remember them
Load More Replies...Recently retired. Someone asked me if i 'miss work'. Miss it? I'm surprised that i was able to find time to fit it in!
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Load More Replies...Get used to it. That will not ever go away. As a matter of fact, it will only get worse (adds a one-pound bag of Italian cheese shreds to lasagna).
I desperately want to know the age of the person the 5 year old said this to.
Damn!- I'm gonna have to borrow this for whenever I meet my next Karen! Lol
I know a couple that had a year-long break after the first 2. Still happily together after 30
Load More Replies...In a row?! That reminds me of joke where late at night a man goes to the corner 7-11 because it’s open 24 hours (which is another issue) and when he gets there the worker was just putting their keys in the door and opening up and so the man was surprised and said I thought you were open 24 hours. And the worker said “Not in a row.” Lol weak but had to share.
Dude. I need this kid around. This is the kind of non-pretentious compliment I can wholeheartedly accept. No lie, if a kid told me I looked great wearing a bug, it would make my day. I'd secretly keep thinking about it and feeling proud. 😂
one of my friends once had a big beetle on him for all of lunch and he didn’t notice. I took it off of him and released it back into the grass
This reminds me I got a spider off of my friends head. He still doesn't know.
No, you don't wan to grow up. Right now adult life is not its all crack up to be.
Well, if food was a goal, I might run. Like bacon or Reeses peanut butter cups.
Load More Replies...I've in fact been late because of ducklings. I mean baby ducks are far more interesting than anything else I have to do.
I feel you Weston! I had five and was fostering all the time, so had six, then kept my last foster. From that pack, my last dog died about six months ago. I now have two new puppies, 15 months old, and 9 months old! And I hate shoes with laces!
I can imagine the adult’s face and a possible frantic attempt to explain his or her conduct now. “😳 Um, well, they’re a big family, you see…!”
Same. I’d keep a Do Not Disturb sign on the door. I’d order room service online and have them leave the tray outside my room and knock. When I’m done, I’d put the tray outside my door, with a really nice tip well hidden (but wrapped so it won’t get leftovers on it—-I’m not an animal, ffs) under a plate cover. Staff may get suspicious, but when I leave, they’ll find the room tidy, relatively clean, in good order, nothing broken, the bedclothes and towels on the floor for washing, and a hefty tip for the housekeeper in an envelope prominently displayed. It wouldn’t be a solitary two weeks because I’m mentally unbalanced. I’m quirky but sane. It would merely be a break from constant noise, constant demands, constant responsibilities, constant work, and the never ending drain on my social battery by people. Hell, if I could have my two cats with me in my suite the whole two weeks, I’d be in heaven. Of course, I would bring their food, bowls, and boxes—-and air freshener—-then clean up after them, and put their trash—-double bagged in scented bags—-out for disposal with my own. The management would be happy for me to come back and do it again anytime I wanted. Of course, none of it will ever happen, but it’s nice to daydream about.
Just make sure it has a good continental breakfast and decent room service. That way you only have to leave once a day if you want to.
"Yes, but sometimes my smart is tired, so my dumb switches on." (my oldest, at age 5)
The more you know you don't know, the more you know. Lillian is already ahead.
How come the two year old gets to be more emotionally intelligent than me?
There's a sweet old song called "Small Day Tomorrow". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPNAx6n19l0
I don’t think this one’s true, I’ve never met a child who knew the word stressed at that age
It depends on what the kid hears around them. If a caretaker talks a lot about being stressed, the little preschool sponge is going to pick it up
Load More Replies...Pancakes for dinner? Ice cream for breakfast?
Load More Replies...Scrambled eggs with gummi bears and pickles? Watermelon with mashed potatoes and gravy?
Truer words have never been spoken. That’s exactly what I want too.
This is a four year old? Hmmmm never heard a 4 year old speak like that. Long sentences.
Its maybe not common but I’ve known some very chatty 4 year olds.
Load More Replies...Incredibly rude ignorant and demeening. We work 24/7 356 no breaks. We are mentally emotionally physically abused. Most of time the Fathers Husbands do nothing to very little to help raise good humans. We get zero pay zero recognition zero awknowledgement. Its very difficult especially with Special Needs kids.
Load More Replies...My family is more irritating than my job. I am fine with the whole doing nothing thing.
You can drink them though, if they’re the kind that come in a wrapper. I used to do that when I was a kid, my mum would give me an ice lolly (as we call them in the UK), I’d wait for it to melt and drink it
I hear that. I’m not putting clothes on this weekend either. Pajamas rule!
As someone who is currently hung over lying on their bed in their boxers watching the book of Boba Fett (again), I relate.
This could have been written by my nephew 😂 he’s 9 now but still objects to wearing clothes
When my child was 5 she made me go to play dates with her. I made a lot of new friends and reconnected with some old friends. Then when the kids were a little older and could play out without adult supervision they all thought I was their friend so if my daughter wasn’t around they asked me to play out instead. I was in my late 30’s.
If only they knew I'm an independent contractor for Santa, who helps out by finding out what those in my family like and helping get their wishes granted.
Yes, Eloise, fridges are wonderful, but remember, it's what's inside that counts.
Landlord will not allow me to keep my fridge (stainless french door beauty) in my apartment. Sold her to my ex and made him promise to give her a hug from me. I miss her.
I don't know. I have found that Fridges tend to be rather cold toward me.
yh..except we need milk for the oreos- on the other hand your pfps pretty
Load More Replies...Glass of milk, good movie on the widescreen, comfy couch, comfy pajamas, husband next to me (similarly dressed and comfy), our cats sleeping nearby, and I would think I died and went to heaven.
You could probably sell a ton of them on Etsy. You should go into partnership with Elena
Load More Replies...This should be printed on cards, given to every employee everywhere, and be able to be played like a 'get-out-of-jail-free' card'. Repeatedly.
i ised to spell doughnut “dognut” also one of my brothers used to make a comic seiries called “detective doughnut” and it was pretty good! but since he spelled it dognut it was the adventures of detective dognut…s
Once I had a dream where I had a gigantic (think wedding-cake-size) chocolate cake and also a model cruise ship (like the kind you see in museums, a little smaller than the wedding cake). I didn’t get to eat any of it because my dad ate it before I could. When I woke up I went to my parents’ room and yelled at him for it.
lol i actually laughed at the last part when you yelled at him for eating your dream cake. thank you for that!
Load More Replies...So you've got a nice warm crispy baguette but nothing to put on it except bread, no pate, no baked camembert to dip it in. Sounds like a horror movie.
If it is still warm, I don't need anything else
Load More Replies...I read everything in my dream was dead. First thought was dark kid. Lol
My nephew said he had a bad dream. In his dream it was my birthday, but he wasn't allowed to eat any until everybody sang. Then he woke up. He hates he Happy Birthday song, but loves cake!
Me when the overly talkative server keeps chatting as I’m JUST TRYNA EAT MY MAC AND CHEESE OFF THE KIDS MENU EVEN THO IM NOT 11 AND UNDER-
Load More Replies...For his birthday this Auntie got him a nerf gun and buckets of Lego. Auntie has a set of drums set aside for Christmas. You gotta aspire to encourage the chaos and creativity 😁
Load More Replies...I don't like pants. I stopped having a body so I wouldn't have to wear them
I was just thinking the same thing! What's the best way to pronounce it? I'm thinking like Kylo "Ren" from star wars
Load More Replies...What Wren hasn't learned yet is that this perfectly describes the good times.
Some kids are pretty fuzzy/hairy, that can be interpreted as fur especially if they’ve got a (furry) pet in their lives?
Load More Replies...Ran into my dad and nephew in a McDonald's once. I have zero memories of my dad taking me there as a kid. Dad's become cool grandpa's.
Guess what! I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more snacks!
Freya, those are the snacks of the gods you're burning for; that the souls of dead warriors! Hailsa Chief Valkyria!!!
Why does this remind me of "I've got a fever, and it's saying 'More cowbell' "?
This has the same energy as 'My tummy was rumbling. The kind of rumbling that only hand can satisfy'
Addressing the problem and finding solutions, good critical thinking.
Y'know, it's hard to think of a situation in life where this WOULDN'T help.
Children pick up things from the people around them. I once told my grandfather I was 2 and three quarters when he asked how old I was, my aunt (who was my primary caregiver at the time) had recently told me so I knew. My grandfather was quite shocked I was so precise though lol
Load More Replies...'Daddy, why do fish have oblong fingers covered in breadcrumbs, and manage to sell them in packs of ten?' My niece, age three months...
My kiddo once asked "why are we cleaning, is someone coming to visit us?"
Am seriously considering getting some of these printed on business cards. It would certainly weed out those with no sense of humor!
"Note: this post originally had 51 images. It's been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes." Yes BP, because that 1 pic makes ALL the difference... 🙄
My kiddo once asked "why are we cleaning, is someone coming to visit us?"
Am seriously considering getting some of these printed on business cards. It would certainly weed out those with no sense of humor!
"Note: this post originally had 51 images. It's been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes." Yes BP, because that 1 pic makes ALL the difference... 🙄
