Someone Asks “What Have You Done That’s Made You Die A Bit Inside,” And Answers Are Too Entertaining
There's no better way to face and deal with your mistakes than immortalizing them on the internet. Recently, one Twitter user has shared an embarrassing moment from their lives, "I once accidentally licked my fit Dentist’s hand whilst maintaining eye contact." In return for the hilarious confession, they asked others to reveal the thing's they've done that made them die a bit inside. Naturally, when someone leads by example, many follow. The people have been delivering such funny and cringy responses, they will definitely make you feel less of a complete fool yourself. Scroll down to check them out and upvote your favorites. (Cover image: Franco Folini I Facebook cover image: abbeyprivate)
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I've done That! The worst part??? It didn't look ANYTHING like my car!!
A week or two back my husband and I almost did the same thing. His key for my car doesn't have a clicker but we walked up to a silver Camry thinking it was ours and just as he was about to unlock the door I noticed the water bottle and tablet in the seat that did not belong to us. Our car was two spaces away as well.
Reminds me of something happening to me a long time ago : my dad had stopped the garage business but still occasionally had some costumers who came by for maintenance. He told me to get the grey Volvo in front of the house. I got out, put the key (told you it was a long time ago) in the door, but the door refused to open, tried and tried..... whilst looking around, a bit annoyed at such mishap. Until I noticed there was another grey Volvo, exactly the same, right behind it. Checked if nobody saw me acting stupidly... got into the right car and drove it into the garage.
I never sat in the other car, but twice now I've walked towards an identical car at Starbucks and only the stickers I have have saved me LOL
Once my uncle drove to the water company to pay his bill, in a small town in a rural area. He got back home, then realized he was in the wrong car. His key had unlocked it, and worked in the ignition, and the car was the same model. He drove back and presumably got it sorted out.
That's just funny - and a natural reaction. No need to be embarrassed.
i can't even begin to tell you how many times i've either gotten in the wrong car or came close to it. best one was when i was working at a Suncoast Video. i still couldn't drive so i have to rely on my mom for rides. well one night it's dark i'm walking to what looked like my mom's car. I hear a voice but since this was at a mall I didn't think anything of it. I open the passenger door get in and see someone WHO wasn't my mom or even a female in the driver's seat. I got out as fast as I could and literally ran from the car. Worse part, my mom's parked about 20 feet down from the exit from the mall. I think she nearly peed herself from laughing at me.
I did this too! I was parked to an odentical cruze and tbey happened to have their car unlocked so when i hit my button i assumed it was my car and got in. I realized the seat was doffetent amd everything was clean. Thankfully the peraon wasnt there!
Being an ex-waitress, I would have picked up the tab for BOTH of them
I'd have loved it if the story ended with "...and now we've been married for ten years and have two children!"
I can't count the times I've said "Be safe, love you." when ending conversations with perfect strangers. Apparently I have a secret tendre for my dry cleaner and the guy who takes my lunch order. It's just like muscle memory, your mouth just says it out of habit.
The sentient machine shall remember this and spare your life when the takeover happens.
Why is this embarrassing? If I was the guy with no arms I would have just nodded in the right direction or something. There ARE other ways to "point."
Translation: while alone in the house, someone knocked at the door. He stood there and said, “Police, we’re doing door to door visits looking for someone in the village.” He handed me a card with a photo on it. “Sorry, never seen him before,” I replied. “That’s me,” he said, as he took his ID back.
Not your fault. You weren't to know and if the dude didn't show ya before getting into an argument or not explaining to you properly, it seems like they were trying to make you feel bad, and in front of people.
This is the third dentist-tongue story on the thread! I didn't realise that dentists tasted so nice!
A rule of life - never congratulate someone for their pregnancy until they actually tell you they're expecting. I've avoided some very close calls by following that maxim!
Much worse things in that world can happen to people than beeing naked at a beach for a second. Relax.
This will never happen with me cause I never say "I love you" just like that lol ...
I was going through the checkout line at Kmart when the cashier told me my item was 50% off. I meant to say sweet but instead said sweetie. I just walked away.
I had to give a small speech for school once, walked out into the audotirum, and proceeded to trip and take the miceophobe out with me 😬
Cmon people. A perfect "wink wink nudge nudge" joke from Gordon there and y'all vote it down
I was talking on Facebook with a guy from clasd that was creepin on me but I wasn't interested. I fall asleep. Next day, I wake up to about 20 messages asking where I was, why wasn't I replying, etc. I immediately reply with "Sorry, I fell asleep on you" paused, typed "Well not on you, that'll never happen" and tried again to fix it with "I mean I'm lucky I'm interested in both genders" and he replied with 'Stop trying to f*****g fix it, I get it'. It was an awkward rest of semester. Don't type half asleep people!
Not too embarrassing, maybe you were saying you would love to move there too...
Once I was trying to be nice by offering to get a blind girl at a university party a drink. For some inexplicable reason, I thought she was only blind in one eye. So I was holding the cup in front of her face waiting for her to take it (she didn't know I was there) when she leaned forward to talk to someone else.. Straight into the cup.
2004 I joined a group of drunk people sleeping by the wall of an big hall where a Techno Party was going on. I was drunk, felt bad and just wanted to sleep. A bit later I felt
But everybody farts, Soooometiiimes. Hooold ooon, hoooooolld ooooooooooon... (Sorry this reminded me of a jokey version of a certain r.e.m song me and my Fiancé sing sometimes. Sooometiiiimes! I hope I haven't ruined it by posting this!)
Oo, after 32 of these I'm finally reminded of my own experience! A work colleague and I once took an intercity flight on a Fokker, and we were sitting in the 'plane with the starboard propeller runing, but the port one static. Whilst we waited for the last few people to board I leaned over to my colleague and commented "I wonder why they haven't started the other engine. The person in the seat in front turned to look silently at me - it was the golfer Jack Newton... Oh...
You don't even apologized for your bag brushing up to him, and he's an arsehole? I am thinking "Yeah, I AM an arsehole" was a sarcasm.
Okay...I mean, that's what yearbooks are for....it's okay if there isn't a personal message
I just had one yesterday where I sent an e-mail to my prof saying "May not be in class today, car broke down." To which he replied "How long have you been going by yourself to our non-existant classroom." Turned out I sent it to the prof that I have an online only accounting class with. After an eye roll and two face palms, I forwarded it to my computer prof with the meme "You can only say WTF? so many times a day before you just start drinking." He sent me a laughing emoji back.
Wow a lot of these are about meeting people with disabilities. I wish schools did more in teaching how normal it is to have a disability, how to approach disabled people, what are the ways to help them or how to talk to them without offending them (especially through bringing them to schools) and generally include them in the society better.
Oh and I completely forgot - if you're interested in educating yourself more on this topic, go check out Jessica on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MissJessicaKH/playlists?shelf_id=1&view=50&sort=dd She makes great videos and really helped me with understanding the world of disabled people better.
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I saw a friend in a convenience store browsing through a girly magazine. Snuck up behind him, gave him a smack on the head, and told him he was a pervert and should be ashamed of himself. Guy was a complete stranger. Stammering ensued.
I couldn't pick one time, I've just generally acted like a complete idiot multiple times throughout my life
I relate completely to this... Too many incidents to share, that I don't even wanna do it
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Once I had a really really good hot stone massage. So the therapist started massaging my back. The massage table also had a hole to place your face in so I could l lie there very comfortable. After a couple of minutes I got so cosy and relaxed I dozed off a bit. Suddenly woke up making a slurpy sound. Realised I had started drooling on the floor. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be just really embarrassed. Decided for both. The massage therapist joined in laughing and said I wasn't the first one to drool on the floor. And that he was actually thinking about placing a bowl under the table. Oops. :D
That one's actually really cute. The massage therapist must be really good if some of the clients accidentally end up drooling. Drooling is generally a sign of being relaxed if anything.
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I use a wheelchair when I can't walk and was in a bookstore when a woman looked at the book I was buying and said ”oh my God that is such a good book you will just sit down and NEVEr get up again.....”defening silence in the store except my cackling. I thanked her for the laugh and the story
Aged 4 - onstage at the town panto - the rest of the dance troupe exited on time leaving me furiously tap dancing alone on the stage in front of 500 people - someone had to drag me off
It was 1992. I bear a resemblance to Pat Sajak, and feel that gives me the right to go up to someone and tell that they look like a celebrity. I see a person who looks like the newly elected President Bill Clinton. I approach the person and remark, "You look like Bill Clinton." True Story it was a woman.
my husband cooks a local delicacy of their province where it needs pig brain..so i ask the butcher "do you have brains?" everyone around me starts to laugh specially if they says "no".. i think i did this more than once
In my early 20s I used to think it was funny to reply ‘Your MOM is/does (adjective/activity)!’ So for example, if someone told me ‘You’re ridiculous.’ I’d reply ‘Your MOM’s ridiculous!’ Well a guy I had just started hanging out with and trying to get to know romantically invited me to hang out at his step dad’s beach house over the weekend one summer. We were relaxing and talking and I don’t remember exactly what he said, but he threw a playful jab at me. I, in turn replied with the ‘Your MOM’ thing. He asked ‘What?’ And I said it again. Emphasizing the word ‘mom’ even louder. He just sort of, forced a smile and changed the subject. Later that evening I went to the fridge for a beer. Saw her memorial pamphlet on the fridge. I had forgotten. His mom was dead. Fuuuuuuuuck
I had met a girl and asked her out on a date. I took her to see a movie..."Little Orphan Annie". I later learned that both her parents had recently passed away.
Invented "Hump jump" with my mate, said i was in that event to my athletics club.
I work as a cashier and I had the following conversation with a regular customer… Me: How are you today? Him: Good, but I think I'm going just a bit nutty (he forgot what he was buying) Me: That's ok, we all like a bit of a nut sometimes.... WE both froze, looked at each other and hilarity ensues. We were laughing so hard we couldn't talk... I don't think I'll be able to face him again...
I was at a checkout with a line behind me. I was tired and a bit jumpy anyway, but the cashier was a bit twitchy and blurted suddenly in greeting. I was startled and let out a whopper of a fart. Went on with the transaction like nothing happened and left as soon as possible.
I was at a tapas bar once with an ex, we were seated at the bar and it was busy. There was someone on the other side of my ex, slightly round the bar, and though I hadn’t looked at them directly in the face, i could see their hands on the table and identified they were a bloke. My ex accidentally reached for their drink instead of his own at one point and I said ‘hang on, that’s that guy’s drink’. Looked them in the face at that point to see it was a girl, and not even a particularly masculine one. She had heard me and was looking confused and awkward. I went extremely red and tried to avoid eye contact the rest of the night
i gotta add my own, and i'll be honest: many years ago me and some mates were on a seaside resort at night , hanging out around the bars on the road. Two guys around 18-20 years old walk down the road holding hands. My mates started commenting about them being gay etc, but i kept watching them cause something was off ...so they walk past, and my friends stop commenting, and i keep watching as they go to an ice cream store. and the one guy buys an ice cream for the other...and then it hits me. i turn to my friends and say , guys, the one dude is a special needs person, thats why he has him by the hand... their faces dropped with shame.
In too many cases, people regret their rude behavior, without realizing that rude behavior in never correct to start with. If you're first reaction to someone mildly annoying you is to insult and yell, they you have serious anger issues... Apologizing is rather pointless in this case.
Wow a lot of these are about meeting people with disabilities. I wish schools did more in teaching how normal it is to have a disability, how to approach disabled people, what are the ways to help them or how to talk to them without offending them (especially through bringing them to schools) and generally include them in the society better.
Oh and I completely forgot - if you're interested in educating yourself more on this topic, go check out Jessica on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MissJessicaKH/playlists?shelf_id=1&view=50&sort=dd She makes great videos and really helped me with understanding the world of disabled people better.
Load More Replies... I saw a friend in a convenience store browsing through a girly magazine. Snuck up behind him, gave him a smack on the head, and told him he was a pervert and should be ashamed of himself. Guy was a complete stranger. Stammering ensued.
I couldn't pick one time, I've just generally acted like a complete idiot multiple times throughout my life
I relate completely to this... Too many incidents to share, that I don't even wanna do it
Load More Replies... Once I had a really really good hot stone massage. So the therapist started massaging my back. The massage table also had a hole to place your face in so I could l lie there very comfortable. After a couple of minutes I got so cosy and relaxed I dozed off a bit. Suddenly woke up making a slurpy sound. Realised I had started drooling on the floor. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be just really embarrassed. Decided for both. The massage therapist joined in laughing and said I wasn't the first one to drool on the floor. And that he was actually thinking about placing a bowl under the table. Oops. :D
That one's actually really cute. The massage therapist must be really good if some of the clients accidentally end up drooling. Drooling is generally a sign of being relaxed if anything.
Load More Replies... I use a wheelchair when I can't walk and was in a bookstore when a woman looked at the book I was buying and said ”oh my God that is such a good book you will just sit down and NEVEr get up again.....”defening silence in the store except my cackling. I thanked her for the laugh and the story
Aged 4 - onstage at the town panto - the rest of the dance troupe exited on time leaving me furiously tap dancing alone on the stage in front of 500 people - someone had to drag me off
It was 1992. I bear a resemblance to Pat Sajak, and feel that gives me the right to go up to someone and tell that they look like a celebrity. I see a person who looks like the newly elected President Bill Clinton. I approach the person and remark, "You look like Bill Clinton." True Story it was a woman.
my husband cooks a local delicacy of their province where it needs pig brain..so i ask the butcher "do you have brains?" everyone around me starts to laugh specially if they says "no".. i think i did this more than once
In my early 20s I used to think it was funny to reply ‘Your MOM is/does (adjective/activity)!’ So for example, if someone told me ‘You’re ridiculous.’ I’d reply ‘Your MOM’s ridiculous!’ Well a guy I had just started hanging out with and trying to get to know romantically invited me to hang out at his step dad’s beach house over the weekend one summer. We were relaxing and talking and I don’t remember exactly what he said, but he threw a playful jab at me. I, in turn replied with the ‘Your MOM’ thing. He asked ‘What?’ And I said it again. Emphasizing the word ‘mom’ even louder. He just sort of, forced a smile and changed the subject. Later that evening I went to the fridge for a beer. Saw her memorial pamphlet on the fridge. I had forgotten. His mom was dead. Fuuuuuuuuck
I had met a girl and asked her out on a date. I took her to see a movie..."Little Orphan Annie". I later learned that both her parents had recently passed away.
Invented "Hump jump" with my mate, said i was in that event to my athletics club.
I work as a cashier and I had the following conversation with a regular customer… Me: How are you today? Him: Good, but I think I'm going just a bit nutty (he forgot what he was buying) Me: That's ok, we all like a bit of a nut sometimes.... WE both froze, looked at each other and hilarity ensues. We were laughing so hard we couldn't talk... I don't think I'll be able to face him again...
I was at a checkout with a line behind me. I was tired and a bit jumpy anyway, but the cashier was a bit twitchy and blurted suddenly in greeting. I was startled and let out a whopper of a fart. Went on with the transaction like nothing happened and left as soon as possible.
I was at a tapas bar once with an ex, we were seated at the bar and it was busy. There was someone on the other side of my ex, slightly round the bar, and though I hadn’t looked at them directly in the face, i could see their hands on the table and identified they were a bloke. My ex accidentally reached for their drink instead of his own at one point and I said ‘hang on, that’s that guy’s drink’. Looked them in the face at that point to see it was a girl, and not even a particularly masculine one. She had heard me and was looking confused and awkward. I went extremely red and tried to avoid eye contact the rest of the night
i gotta add my own, and i'll be honest: many years ago me and some mates were on a seaside resort at night , hanging out around the bars on the road. Two guys around 18-20 years old walk down the road holding hands. My mates started commenting about them being gay etc, but i kept watching them cause something was off ...so they walk past, and my friends stop commenting, and i keep watching as they go to an ice cream store. and the one guy buys an ice cream for the other...and then it hits me. i turn to my friends and say , guys, the one dude is a special needs person, thats why he has him by the hand... their faces dropped with shame.
In too many cases, people regret their rude behavior, without realizing that rude behavior in never correct to start with. If you're first reaction to someone mildly annoying you is to insult and yell, they you have serious anger issues... Apologizing is rather pointless in this case.
