
Someone Asks “What Have You Done That’s Made You Die A Bit Inside,” And Answers Are Too Entertaining
There's no better way to face and deal with your mistakes than immortalizing them on the internet. Recently, one Twitter user has shared an embarrassing moment from their lives, "I once accidentally licked my fit Dentist’s hand whilst maintaining eye contact." In return for the hilarious confession, they asked others to reveal the thing's they've done that made them die a bit inside. Naturally, when someone leads by example, many follow. The people have been delivering such funny and cringy responses, they will definitely make you feel less of a complete fool yourself. Scroll down to check them out and upvote your favorites. (Cover image: Franco Folini I Facebook cover image: abbeyprivate)
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Being an ex-waitress, I would have picked up the tab for BOTH of them
I'd have loved it if the story ended with "...and now we've been married for ten years and have two children!"
I can't count the times I've said "Be safe, love you." when ending conversations with perfect strangers. Apparently I have a secret tendre for my dry cleaner and the guy who takes my lunch order. It's just like muscle memory, your mouth just says it out of habit.
The sentient machine shall remember this and spare your life when the takeover happens.
Why is this embarrassing? If I was the guy with no arms I would have just nodded in the right direction or something. There ARE other ways to "point."
Translation: while alone in the house, someone knocked at the door. He stood there and said, “Police, we’re doing door to door visits looking for someone in the village.” He handed me a card with a photo on it. “Sorry, never seen him before,” I replied. “That’s me,” he said, as he took his ID back.
Not your fault. You weren't to know and if the dude didn't show ya before getting into an argument or not explaining to you properly, it seems like they were trying to make you feel bad, and in front of people.
This is the third dentist-tongue story on the thread! I didn't realise that dentists tasted so nice!
A rule of life - never congratulate someone for their pregnancy until they actually tell you they're expecting. I've avoided some very close calls by following that maxim!
Much worse things in that world can happen to people than beeing naked at a beach for a second. Relax.
This will never happen with me cause I never say "I love you" just like that lol ...
I was going through the checkout line at Kmart when the cashier told me my item was 50% off. I meant to say sweet but instead said sweetie. I just walked away.