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It has been scientifically proven (not really) that the sillier the joke, the funnier it is. But you know what’s even better than the most ridiculous joke ever? A joke that you expect nothing out of but get a full-blown laugh attack nevertheless. And while there are a couple of such seemingly predictable joke categories, such as science jokes and the good ’ol dad jokes, probably no other beats the joy you get from What Do You Call jokes.
Since there’s nothing we enjoy more than amusing you, we present our collection of only the best What Do You Call jokes ever that are sure to deliver some fun plot twists, unexpected endings, and glorious puns to you!
And you know what, although it isn’t scientifically proven, we are pretty sure that it is the random stuff that you get most of the kicks out of. Say you’re walking down the street and suddenly see that you are doing so in mismatched shoes. Cue the laughter.
Or imagine that you are in the office, peacefully making a cup of coffee while half asleep. Of course, you mess with the coffee machine, and now there’s a fountain of milk spraying waywardly right on your shirt. Cue the giggles.
And, of course, there’s the instance of your dog minding his own business, loudly passing gas, and getting scared of his own farts. Uproarious joy! Same with these what-do-you-call-a jokes — you might know what to expect from them, but the ending is so off-beat and kooky that your belly is now full of laughs.
Alrighty, then, let’s put our theory to its ultimate test, and let’s see if these what-do-you-call-a jokes are as funny as we thought they were. Once you are finished reading them, vote for the ones that you enjoyed the most. Lastly, tell us what you thought about these clever jokes in the comments, and that’s how we’ll know if they are as amusing as we’d hoped!
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#1
Absolute unit patrols
What do you call the security guards outside the Samsung factory?
The guardians of the galaxy.
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#2
Paw-sitively Magical Trick
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
Best What-Do-You-Call-A Jokes for Kids
These what-do-you-call-a jokes are good, clean fun to keep the kids entertained. We’ve got a bunch of corny jokes tailor-made for the younger crowd, and we’re serving them up with no frills.
These What Do You Call a Man jokes are short, sweet, and straight to the point. Perfect for sharing during family gatherings, school breaks, or just about any time you want to add a dash of humor to your kid’s day. You see, laughter is universal, and these kid-friendly jokes are bound to get everyone chuckling.
Here are some simple, straightforward jokes that are sure to put smiles on those little faces:
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
- What do you call a snowman on a hot day? A puddle!
- What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra!
- What do you call a spider that can dance? A jitterbug!
#4
Eye see what you did there
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
#5
Internet’s Doctor Strange
What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URL-ologist.
Evil Hornet 3 years ago
Why my URLologist asked me to take down my pants if he is only fixing webistes?! :P
#6
I’m low-key giggling at this one
What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past.
Cheesy What Do You Call Jokes
Next up, we give you these pun-tastic, eye-rolling one-liners that will make you groan, laugh, and maybe even shake your head in disbelief. They’re the kind of jokes that walk the fine line between brilliantly corny and downright hilarious.
In this collection, we’re serving up a generous portion of humor that’s as cheesy as it gets. Whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or just enjoying a good chuckle on your own, these jokes are sure to brighten your day.
Here are some funny What Do You Call jokes to deliver some extra cheese:
- What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician!
- What do you call a cat that can play the guitar? A rock star!
- What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee!
- What do you call a donkey with a Ph.D.? A smart ass!
- What do you call a tomato that’s trying to catch up? Ketchup!
#7
Milk’s glow-up game is strong
What do you call milk that gets anything it wants?
Spoiled milk.
#8
Didn\'t see that one hopping away
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away? A receding hare line!
#9
Flip-flops meet fancy French flair
What do you call a French gentleman who is wearing flip-flops? Philippe Philoppe.
Animal What Do You Call Jokes
You can make your own clever animal jokes, too, if you know how to play with words and make quirky observations. Don’t worry if you’re an animal lover. No feelings were harmed in the making of these what-do-you-call-a jokes.
- What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion!
- What do you call a cat that can fly? A hot air meow-balloon!
- What do you call a turtle who loves making jokes? A slow-poke comedian!
- What do you call a squirrel that steals your nuts? A bandit!
- What do you call a sheep with a smartphone? An ewe-tuber!
- What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neighbor!
#10
Well, that’s just rude
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
#11
Plot twist with a holy punchline
What do you call a priest that becomes an attorney? Father-in-Law.
#14
Udderly Shaken, Not Stirred
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
#16
Ha, That Pun Slipped Downstairs
What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the steps?
A condescending con descending!
#17
Okay, that’s a hoot
What do you call an owl that’s a magician? Who-dini.
#18
Dad joke level: expert
What do you call an American bee? USB.
#19
Micro Mom Energy
What do you call a tiny mother?
A minimum!
#20
Door-Ible, not sorry
What do you call a cute door? Adorable.
#21
Pun and done
What do you call a South American woman who is always in a hurry? An Urgent Tina.
#22
Dad jokes hit different
What do you call a Spanish man who has lost his car?
Carlos.
XxlostkidzxX 3 years ago
my friends name is carlos............CARLOS! DID YOU LOSE YOUR CAR IS THAT WHY YOUR NAME IS CARLOS
#23
Plot twist: livestock or weather?
What do you call an unlucky sheep with no head and no legs? A cloud.
#24
Jailhouse Jester Level: Expert
What do you call a bad clown who is in jail? A silicon.
#25
Ocean’s unofficial cleanup crew
What do you call someone who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A mer-maid.
#26
Okay, that was a solid pun
What do you call a painting of a cat? A paw-trait.
#27
Math just got bro-approved
What do you call boys who love mathematics? Algebros.
#29
Nice one, Sherlock
What do you call a policeman in bed? An undercover cop.
#30
Nailed the Pun Game
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
#32
Rebel Baby Energy
What do you call it when a baby does not believe in Santa? A rebel without a claus.
#33
March Madness, But Make It Military
What do you call the month that soldiers hate most? March.
#34
Pun Intended, Right?
What do you call a factory that manufactures products that are just ok?
A satisfactory.
#35
Classic Dad Joke Energy
What do you call a cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese!
XxlostkidzxX 3 years ago (edited)
what do the Spanish say to satan while eating? Nacho day satan
#37
This One’s a Latte Familiar
What do you call it when you enter a coffee shop and feel like you have been there before?
Déjà Brew.
#38
Who knew smiles were that long?
What do you call the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there is a mile between each “s.”
#39
Pickle transformation: it’s a vibe
What do you call the process a cucumber goes through to become a pickle? A jarring experience.
#41
This pun actually threw me off
What do you call a sick juggler? Someone who can’t stop throwing up.
#42
Low grades, same hustle
What do you call the doctor who graduates at the bottom of the class? Doctor.
#43
That’s one spicy survivor
What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
A seasoned veteran.
#44
Plot twist: Bagels do fly
What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel.
#45
Workplace humor that actually *branches* out
What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree? Branch manager.
#46
Classic Riddle Energy
What do you call something that goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
#48
Udderly Talented Performer
What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A moosician.
#51
Pun level: Expert
What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear.
#55
Oink if you’re winning
What do you call a pig who was lucky to have won the grand lottery?
Filthy rich.
#56
That Melted Faster Than Hopes
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
#60
Okay, that’s actually clever
What do you call a group of girls named Jennifer swimming? Hydro-jen.
#61
Plot twist: He’s got zero complaints
What do you call a man with no ears?
Anything you want.
#63
Running Late, Literally
What do you call something that runs but never gets anywhere? A refrigerator.
XxlostkidzxX 3 years ago
um no..........a river................right? What's something that runs but has no legs? a river
#64
Oops, I Did It Again
What do you call something that’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
#65
Silent but educated
What do you call someone who never passes gas in public? A private tutor.
#66
Captured moments, literally
What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot? A cellfie.
#70
Game, Set, Never Eat
What do you call something you can serve, but never eat?
A volleyball.
#71
Pun game: fully charged
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of cars? A car-toonist.
#74
Octo-same, but make it punny
What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same? Itenticle.
#77
Crafty neigh-sayer energy
What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A hobby horse.
#81
Jurassic Word Nerd
What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A thesaurus.
#83
This Joke Slipped Right In
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
#84
Plot twist: Cat steals the spotlight
What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show? A cat-has-trophy!
#85
Santa’s got jokes and gas
What do you call a smelly Santa?
Farter Christmas!
#86
Blessed and smashed
What do you call an avocado that's been blessed by the pope? Holy guacamole!
#87
Dad jokes hitting different today
What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time!
#88
Zero Effort, Full Pun Energy
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A pumpkin!
#90
Current mood: watt’s up?
What do you call an argument between two electric companies? A power struggle!
#92
Stealing Snacks Like a Pro
What do you call a pig who is also a thief? A hamburglar.
#93
Degree Bear, Bear-y Qualified
What do you call an educated bear who has got a nice degree? A koalified bear.
#94
Plot twist, but tasty
What do you place where pigs and dinosaurs live together?
Jurassic Pork.
#96
This one’s bone-afide sleepy
What do you call a paleontologist who is always sleepy? Lazy Bones.
#100
I See What You Did There
What do you call people who take care of chickens? Chicken tenders.
#102
I see what you did there
What do you call someone that saw an iPhone being stolen?
An iWitness.
#110
Cold enough to rattle your bones
What do you call a skeleton who went out in freezing temperatures? A numb skull.
#111
Money’s chill side
What do you call a dollar frozen in a block of ice?
Cold hard cash.
#114
Budget wildlife spotting
What do you call a deer that only costs a dollar?
A buck.
#119
When Comfort Food Invades Your Space
What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
#121
Not all trunks are important
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant!
#123
Okay, that pun actually slaps
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer!
Pharmtechgurl 3 years ago
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still, no eye deer
#125
Not all ground stuff gets dirty
What do you call something that is mostly on the ground, but is never dirty? A shadow.
#126
Udderly Royal
What do you call a female cow?
A dairy queen.
#129
Caffeinated Comedy Hour
What do you call it when people are laughing over cups of coffee? Brewhaha.
#131
Dad joke energy, but I’m here for it
What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
#132
That pun just rowed into my heart
What do you call a paddle sale at the marina? An oar deal.
#134
Caught in the cold, literally
What do you call an Eskimo on the rocks? A long way from home.
#137
This pun is steering me right!
What do you call a droid that takes the longer route? R2 detour.
#149
Beach, but make it math
What do you call a man who has already spent a lot of his time at the beach? A tangent.
#150
Laundry’s secret weapon
What do you call it when the iron is blowing in the wind? Febreeze.
#151
This pun just burrowed in deep
What do you call an aardvark that is three feet long?
A yardvark.
#152
Plot twist or just sad plumbing?
What do you call a man with a toilet on his head? John.
What do you think ?
Peter York 2 years ago
greetings to my Lithuanian soul-brothers! I liked the boomerang one best. ahem: What do you call a very short Mexican woman? Consuelo
Peter York 2 years ago
greetings to my Lithuanian soul-brothers! I liked the boomerang one best. ahem: What do you call a very short Mexican woman? Consuelo
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