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Quite a few people would likely agree that browsing real estate listings can be fun even without the intention of investing in new property anytime soon. In addition to allowing you to marvel at some quite impressive dwellings, they also present a fair share of not-so-marvelous homes, viewing some of which can be equally as enthralling.

Plenty of examples of somewhat bizarre-looking homes can be found on the X (previously Twitter) account ‘The Best Of Zillow’. Dedicated to “the best worst houses online”, as they say themselves, it has amassed nearly 45,000 followers and shared countless pictures of tasteless design and weird architectural decisions, among other disasters. Scroll down to find some of the best-worst ones on the list below and see for yourself how amusing viewing them can be.

#1

Imagine The D&d Campaigns...

Imagine The D&d Campaigns...

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Hippopotamuses
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This quite appealing. But I really hope it has central heating.

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    #2

    If There Were An Award For The Best Kid's Rooms....

    If There Were An Award For The Best Kid's Rooms....

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    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard to clean though. Imagine your kid has a stomach bug and their bed is inside the millennium falcon 😬

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    #3

    This House Looks Like A Forgotten Disney Hotel

    This House Looks Like A Forgotten Disney Hotel

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    Beloved by many, the X (formerly Twitter) account dedicated to the best of Zillow real estate listings (even though not actually affiliated with Zillow—the American real estate marketplace company—as they mentioned in their description) was started just a couple of years ago in 2020.

    It quickly became a source of entertainment for both fans of interior design and people who have nothing to do with it, likely because of the fact that at that point in time, interior design and our surroundings were more important than ever due to the pandemic.

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    #4

    I Wish This Was An April Fool's Joke

    I Wish This Was An April Fool's Joke

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    Ed Walker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interior designer has either taken far too many drugs, or not quite sufficient

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    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont like all the details (those butt chairs! eww) but i'd take a maximalist house any time over some bland bleige soulless c**p.

    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That foot is giving me Monty Python vibes

    LokisLilButterknife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to say that the exterior isn’t too bad, then I just had to scroll and ruin everything. The kneeling bum chairs really add a certain je ne sais quoi to the place.

    Ferret Nobleman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only need some mushrooms to appreciate this ;-)

    Blyss Blyssylb
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to say "very eclectic" but it's actually quite hideous...

    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that F**k on the sliding glass door?!

    Merrill N. Munro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw that, too! Don't know if that helped the sale....

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    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That house has seen a lot of things. And a lot of people on things.

    robecca leyden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the photoshoots you could do!

    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i think this is fun and quirky. I'd change parts of it (those butt chairs for instance lol) but it's a lot of fun!

    Qia Munther
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What fun they had in that house

    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the very definition of eclectic.

    Javelina Poppers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And while wandering for 40 years in the desert the were sustained by bananas from heaven........Amen

    pfeils wife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It started off good with the pool

    MonicaChicagoGal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure where to start with this one the foot and the butt chairs tho 🤭

    Ron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the house. I want some of the drugs they were taking when they decorated 🥴😅

    MotorcycleDoggo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's horrific, but I want to live there. Just need a lottery win (and a divorce), I'll take the furniture too.

    Brenda Lobb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am waiting for a bunch of artsy folks to get up from that table and sing "DAY-O!"

    Odette Boisvert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like a lot of these things but maybe not together!! =0)

    Jody Whitmarsh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like Elton John might have lived here

    Elise Steinauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it weird that i kinda like it??? im not a maximalist but there's something appealing about it

    A. Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they're a fan of MeowWoof?

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a new owner with good taste could do something with it.

    Stephanie Fay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man this is a good one for Zillow Gone Wild

    Persephone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we know what this person had a fetish for...

    kimberley gagne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the popsicle in the middle of the table! 🍡

    Giraffy Window
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's mostly just the furniture choices I wouldn't choose? Other than that, there's nothing all that over the top about this place that couldn't be fixdd with paint and primer.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit garish, but artsy people often have gaudy surroundings.

    Suby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have to wear sunglasses to go in there. Very dark sunglasses.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they own multiple houses I'm pretty sure they refer to this one as "the LSD house"

    Fuzzy bunny feet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof some people just can’t handle money.

    Mie Andersen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The owner is the artist Ashley Longshore. She does amazing paintings

    Nadine Debard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... ... While high? Genuine question considering the picture here, I don't know her.

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    Caroline Sinclair
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The epitome of "More money than taste"...

    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it should be in A Clockwork Orange or Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    Jonathan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheap looking and gaudy, definitely not for me.

    Mama Penguin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a relatable house. Serene on the outside, absolutely chaotic on the inside.

    Jodi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the pool though and that green sofa

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not miss all 18 pics! Play the game of Find The Body Part furniture in almost every room! https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1535-Soniat-St-New-Orleans-LA-70115/73835084_zpid/

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the mansion from "The Jerk"

    Btsquestrian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the wall mural, curtains. and chandeliers in the last photo! The chairs are very expensive and are made by a high-end company.

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    #5

    Oh Do I Have A Treat For You Guys Today.

    Oh Do I Have A Treat For You Guys Today.

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    In addition to being a space to eat and sleep, one’s home became a place for work, socialization, studying, and basically everything else that needed to be taken care of during the pandemic. And apparently, spending this much time in a confined space can make one notice things about it that they don’t like or evoke a desire for a home improvement project for other reasons. During covid, that resulted in quite a noticeable increase in home repair activities.

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    #6

    I Feel Like I'm Watching The Brady Bunch On Acid

    I Feel Like I'm Watching The Brady Bunch On Acid

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    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never done acid. But it's nice to see the effect it would have.

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    #7

    Found The Set Of The Next Knives Out Movie

    Found The Set Of The Next Knives Out Movie

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    #8

    Two Words: Stiletto Tub

    Two Words: Stiletto Tub

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    Quite a large part of the home improvement projects during Covid were DIY—do it yourself—endeavors. Surveys carried out during the first couple of years of the pandemic found that over the year from March 2020 to May 2021, roughly 60% of respondents said they’d started a DIY project; in June of 2021, the number was as high as 69%.

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    The increased interest in improving one’s home is evident by looking at the change in size of the home improvement market, too, which saw a spike in numbers around the year 2020.

    #9

    Finally, I Can Realize My Dream Of Living Inside Casa Bonita

    Finally, I Can Realize My Dream Of Living Inside Casa Bonita

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    #10

    Y'know, Personally, I Don't Think They Have Enough Hats

    Y'know, Personally, I Don't Think They Have Enough Hats

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    #11

    "Swole Zeus Isn't Real, He Can't Hurt You" Swole Zeus:

    "Swole Zeus Isn't Real, He Can't Hurt You" Swole Zeus:

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "New, improved Ambrosia!! Now infused with anabolic steroids!"

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    Like any other undertakings, DIY projects, too, differ depending on the homeowner’s imagination. While some want to flip half of their furniture so the room resembles page nine of a popular interior magazine, others go a totally different direction and create something completely out of the ordinary (something resembling the homes on this list, for instance).

    That’s when browsing all sorts of listings can come in handy, as it is a never-ending source of inspiration for admirers of all sorts of styles.

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    #12

    I Love When Houses Have Some Tasteful Brass Accents

    I Love When Houses Have Some Tasteful Brass Accents

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When finished will the second include 76 trombones?

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    #13

    $1 Mil In Texas Buys You 8 Bedrooms, 10 Bathrooms, And A Scale Replica Of Christ The Redeemer

    $1 Mil In Texas Buys You 8 Bedrooms, 10 Bathrooms, And A Scale Replica Of Christ The Redeemer

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    #14

    I'd Like To Be Under The Sea In An Octopus's Bathroom Beneath The Waves

    I'd Like To Be Under The Sea In An Octopus's Bathroom Beneath The Waves

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    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous! How lucky to move into a home with handmade mosaics

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    Even if you’re not ready or simply don’t want to buy a home, browsing real estate listings and viewing their design can be a fun pastime. That’s because, in a way, interior design is an art form, which typically calls for either an exceptional talent or years of experience—or, in most cases, both—and results in some awe-inspiring ideas.

    Though, in her Ted Talk from 2017, interior designer Phoebe Oldrey suggested that good design is something you don’t even notice. Unlike a bad one, which can be compared to a pebble in one’s shoe (something you can’t help but think about constantly), it doesn’t make one think about how convenient it is on a daily basis.

    “The funny thing about design is, you don’t really notice good design; you’re just using it,” Oldrey pointed out in her talk. “Sure, you notice the aesthetics of a room—‘it looks nice, therefore, I like it’—but you don’t notice how you feel about it. You just feel content.”

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    #15

    Polar Vortex Hitting Hard? Retire To This Cocaine-Fueled Palace, Featuring An Indoor Pool And Too Many Statues

    Polar Vortex Hitting Hard? Retire To This Cocaine-Fueled Palace, Featuring An Indoor Pool And Too Many Statues

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    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame the front of it looks like a chainstore.

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    #16

    Got Coins In My Toilet Seat Call That Dirty Money

    Got Coins In My Toilet Seat Call That Dirty Money

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    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mirrored rooms like this are all fun and games until it's 3am, you need to pee, and you don't wanna turn on the main bright lights. My husband's bachelor flat had 360 mirrors in the bathroom and night peeing was oddly terrifying. Step forward and so do a whole bunch of shadowy reflections

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    #17

    I Wonder What D-Tier Magician Lived In This One

    I Wonder What D-Tier Magician Lived In This One

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    Rebelliousslug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl take the crosses off the wall and I’d live here

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    In her talk, the expert discussed that good design has to make sense on several levels—it has to be physically, emotionally, and visually appealing. The items in the space have to be placed in a way that makes sense, the space itself should serve a purpose and make the person in it feel comfortable; and that requires careful consideration in regards to everything from decor elements to colors of the walls in the room.

    #18

    Look, I've Seen A Lot Of Stuff In A Lot Of Houses... The Waifu Wine Cellar Is A New One.

    Look, I've Seen A Lot Of Stuff In A Lot Of Houses... The Waifu Wine Cellar Is A New One.

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    #19

    Weirdest-Real-Estate-Zillow

    Weirdest-Real-Estate-Zillow

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    BM85
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the Mirror Dimension.

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    #20

    This House Reeks Of Hairspray And Trickle-Down Economics

    This House Reeks Of Hairspray And Trickle-Down Economics

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    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the white dildo in picture #3 have a blue reflection! That's really odd.

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    Even though browsing real estate listings can be a great way to gather ideas for the interior of your own home or your DIY projects, copying the entirety of someone else’s design might not be the best option for your dwelling.

    “If we make design only about the visual factor and don’t take our own journey to get there, we are missing the amazing opportunity to create groundbreaking design of our very own,” interior designer Phoebe Oldrey suggested, adding that with a holistic approach, people can create spaces that meet their needs physically, emotionally, and visually, and live in peace without a pebble in their shoe to think about.

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    #21

    NY Cocaine-Core Is On Another Level. Never Have I Been So Threatened By A Group Of Bonsai Trees

    NY Cocaine-Core Is On Another Level. Never Have I Been So Threatened By A Group Of Bonsai Trees

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    #22

    I Think 90's Greco-Roman Maximalism Needs To Make A Comeback

    I Think 90's Greco-Roman Maximalism Needs To Make A Comeback

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tasteful understatement be damned!

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    #23

    Weirdest-Real-Estate-Zillow

    Weirdest-Real-Estate-Zillow

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, is that a glass floor in the living room that’s over the pool? Does Vector live there? Where’s his Great White Shark?

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    While for some people the designs on this list might seem odd at best, for the owners of these houses it’s a way of expressing themselves and creating the environment that best fits their needs, be it physically, emotionally, or visually.

    The only problem is, such designs might be difficult to find buyers for; however, they sure are interesting to look at. If you find such real estate listings somewhat fascinating as well, take a look at Bored Panda’s previous edition of ‘The Best of Zillow’ here.

    #24

    The Nude Magicians Really Tie The Room Together

    The Nude Magicians Really Tie The Room Together

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    robecca leyden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...why does this person like hands so much? Wtf

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    #25

    "We Have Bridgerton At Home." The Bridgerton At Home:

    "We Have Bridgerton At Home." The Bridgerton At Home:

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deceptively normal exterior...

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    #26

    They Rolled Out The Red Carpet For Us

    They Rolled Out The Red Carpet For Us

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    #27

    This Jail House Rocks

    This Jail House Rocks

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    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sort of scared to ask what the pizza oven is used for. Pizza Tuesdays?

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    #28

    Interior Crocodile Coffee Table Inside My Upstairs Movie The-Ater

    Interior Crocodile Coffee Table Inside My Upstairs Movie The-Ater

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regrettably, I like the table in the bottom pic.

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    #29

    We're Leaving Shiplap And Whitewash In 2022. 2023 Is All About The Meat Walls, Baby

    We're Leaving Shiplap And Whitewash In 2022. 2023 Is All About The Meat Walls, Baby

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    #30

    These Patterns Are Worse Than That World Cup Game

    These Patterns Are Worse Than That World Cup Game

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    #31

    Everything's Coming Up Mill House

    Everything's Coming Up Mill House

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    #32

    Love Me Some...fabric Countertops?

    Love Me Some...fabric Countertops?

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    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I have a reason NOT to criticise carpet on the floor.

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    #33

    Nobody Better Touch These Bathrooms I Stg

    Nobody Better Touch These Bathrooms I Stg

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    Allie Herz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the wall paper in the blue and gold. Not as a full room but it would make a cool accent wall.

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    #34

    This Home Features Several Multi-Use Spaces, Such As The Foyer/Putting Green

    This Home Features Several Multi-Use Spaces, Such As The Foyer/Putting Green

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    #35

    Is This Barrel...the Bathtub? I'm Choosing To Believe This Barrel Is The Bathtub.

    Is This Barrel...the Bathtub? I'm Choosing To Believe This Barrel Is The Bathtub.

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    #36

    Weirdest-Real-Estate-Zillow

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    Jesse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda like it. Would change the red highlights though.

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    #37

    A Brief Checklist Of The "Amenities" In This Master Bedroom: - Oversized Sofa In Front Of An Oversized Fireplace - Sauna - Candles - Bathtub Two Feet Away From The Bed Barry White Cd *not* Included

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    #38

    There Is Literally Too Much Amazingness In This House To Accurately Depict In One Tweet. Truly A 10/10

    There Is Literally Too Much Amazingness In This House To Accurately Depict In One Tweet. Truly A 10/10

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    #39

    The Kitchen, Inspired By A Whitman's Chocolate Sampler

    The Kitchen, Inspired By A Whitman's Chocolate Sampler

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    #40

    "Buyers Must Make Arrangements With Current Tenant, The Yeti From The Matterhorn."

    "Buyers Must Make Arrangements With Current Tenant, The Yeti From The Matterhorn."

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    Florence O'Grady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get to live this close to the ocean? YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!

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    #41

    For Sale: Funeral Parlor, Gently Used

    For Sale: Funeral Parlor, Gently Used

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, the previous owners were buried in debt

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    #42

    2022's Hottest Interior Design Trend: Reptile Heat Lamps Around Your Fireplace

    2022's Hottest Interior Design Trend: Reptile Heat Lamps Around Your Fireplace

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    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reptile heat lamps would be the least of my worries, if I owned this place.

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