“What’s A Weird Little Thing That We All Do Or Experience, But No One Talks About?” (40 Answers)
Traveling teaches you that no matter where you go and who you meet, you will be able to relate to those people at least on some level. Certain thoughts, emotions, and habits are simply universal.
So Reddit user Broken__Defraculator posted a question on the platform, inviting everyone to list the things we all do or experience but, for one reason or another, don't talk about in public.
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When hot in bed, we don’t just throw the covers off. We stick out a single leg….except we don’t just “dangle” it outside the covers, we wrap it around the duvet and kinda clamp it back down.
No one has ever shown us how to do this. No one ever taught us to do this. No one has ever discussed this. We just all do it.
That's because if you dangle your leg over the side, the monster hiding underneath will get it.
I always assumed we do it for the same reason a dog sticks its tongue out. It allows the body to radiate some of the extra heat through the leg that is sticking out. Your circulation moves the blood through the cool leg and returns to cool the rest of the body. The more of the leg you stick out, the greater the effect.
Maybe you should put them out when you go to bed.
Load More Replies...I don't 'wrap' but this isn't weird, it's just practical. If you throw off the covers you later wake up cold and have to retrieve the covers. If you stick your leg out you can just pull your leg back in.
True. However, now that im married AND have a dog, you release ownership of blankets during heat adjustment, you're off to the chest to snag a personal blanket
Load More Replies...I have never done this. If it's too hot, I push my duvet away, switch my pillow to the cooler side or sleep without any of it.
One weird little thing we all do but rarely talk about is replaying imaginary arguments or conversations in our heads, often coming up with the perfect comeback we wish we'd said at the time.
Esprit d'scalier (or something like this), like a reverse deja vu, where you think of a perfect answer when you're on the stairs on your way out.
In the stairs on your way out? That's quick-witted, my friend. In the shower 5 months later is more my vibe.
Load More Replies...Lol! Stupid brain being all optimistic if it thinks I'm going to be any better with another opportunity. I might manage to remember what I planned to say, but guaranteed the words won't come out in the right order!!
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Load More Replies...The farts that roll up your v*gina are pretty weird.
Unless it gets stuck there and you have to do the hip movements to release it
Or the classy leg lift to the side (yes, I am guilty)
Load More Replies...I've gone 56 years without knowing this is a thing. I wonder if my wife will get mad at me if I ask her about it? Wish me luck!🤪
I laughed way too hard at this..probably because they really do feel weird 🤣
Oddly enough this has never happened to me! Perhaps because I'm a man... hmm
Hmmm...curious now...does it ever bubble up under or around the sack?
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Pretending not to see someone you know in public to avoid that awkward “hi” moment. We all do it, don’t lie.
See, I'm the opposite. I'm the one that will say "hi" in public even if I hate you.
A cold hard fact is that a lot of acquaintances will pretend they haven't seen you just because you're poor or if they don't think you're of much use to them. On the other hand people act overly enthusiastic and friendly if somebody is rich or useful.
Withessing some (random) person doing something really embarassing to themself and actively choosing/doing our best to ignore it and moving on. This is empathy.
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At work once this lady bent over to grab her purse and whatnot. I happened to be facing away from her and she tooted, just a little one. She said “oh! Excuse me!” I turned around with a confused look and said “for what?” She looked SO RELIEVED and said “oh, never mind”
She’ll never know that I know.
I think my mother taught me to never react/acknowledge farts in public. Just general politeness.
My boss laid down a silent killer seconds before I unexpectedly popped into his office. I managed to keep it together long enough to get my question answered. The look on his face for the duration of the exchange was priceless. Sort of a "how is she not smelling this"
My dad confessed that he did this to his employees. On accident ofc but it happened more than he's like. My mom's face when he confessed it. Just mortified as she thought about his incredibly poised and trusty office admin and all of his other loyal employees having to suffer. What makes it even more comical is the image - he was a landscape architect, so he'd hunch over his drafting table in his tall chair, zoned out on his project, jamming to 70s rock, and SBDing when...knock knock.
Load More Replies...Great job keeping your composure, I'd have been crying laughing. No matter how old i get, a fart is hilarious.
I think of this as acting Japanese. An Asian person could probably help me with a word for it but basically it's the concept of giving people privacy by choosing not to "see" them. I learned it about Japanese culture as a thing done to deal with crowded living and other situations. But my casual observation in other crowded Asian countries is they do it some too. I might not be wording it well but I don't mean cruelly ignoring people. I'm talking about the kindness of not pointing out their human moments.
This happened to me and the person said “Gesundheit” I laughed so hard I farted again
Yeah I was lifting something with my boss and she farted and I just kept working like I didn't hear even though she said excuse me.
When a random embarrassing/cringe memory floods the mind and the best you can do is try to blurt out some incoherent words, sounds, melody to distract yourself.
I just freeze whenever that happens. Regardless of what I’m doing. It tends to wierd people out a bit, but after a while they tend to accept that I’m prone to randomly zoneing out.
Sometimes i wonder, does this happen when somebody else is thinking about that stupid thing I did 😅
No, because people don't think about the stupid things you did. They just remember their own stupid s**t ;)
Load More Replies...I get this multiple times a day - the only response (it's not a cure, unfortunately) is to remind myself of something good I did, to balance the cringe
Make up excuses to get out of invitations to social gatherings and other events you don't want to attend.
My parents and daughter regularly use me as an excuse, I'm chronically sick so no one ever questions it.
Same here! I tell them if they don't want to go, blame me.
Load More Replies...No need to make up excuses. A simple 'thank you, but I won't be able to make it' suffices.
Totally agree. It's ok not to want to socialise, it should be socially acceptable.
Load More Replies...I usually say I just threw up. People are disgusted with that and they are afraid it is contagious. But sometimes I just tell the truth. Like I simply told my godson I am not visiting because of the CitizenCon and he simply understood. ❤️ It was too easy
"I don't want to" should be a perfectly acceptable reason not to attend something.
Told my daughters to use me as an excuse if they were ever uncomfortable about going to or leaving a situation. Mom said I have to be home
Apparently I have 19 dead grandparent, sick pets (i don't have any) abd so many ailments that I am surprised people think im alive still
When you snap out of a daydream while you’re driving and quickly check all your mirrors as if you might catch a glimpse of a huge accident you caused. Then wonder how the hell did I drive this far and can’t remember.
My mum literally had a TGA event when she was driving to a meeting. She drove there, apparently gave a speech, listened to the comments and it was only afterwards in the kitchen that she realised she had no idea how she got there, or who anyone was. Scary stuff. It was a route she had driven so often that it must have just been autopilot that got her there.
(had to look it up) Transient global amnesia (TGA) is a rare, temporary episode of memory loss that causes a person to be unable to create new memories or recall recent events.
Load More Replies...Highway hypnosis, or a close relative. It's possible to be so far gone that you'll fail to notice important details, but I think that a lot of the time (maybe most?) you're just doing a good enough job of multi-tasking because driving is second nature.
For everyone relating to this, remember that those big semis you see on the road can have drivers going through the same thing. Give them lots of room.
... when you realize you're falling asleep behind the wheel... You have enough time to take the next exit, or parking lot, and sleep an hour. You do have the time!
In my younger dumber days I used to do a lot of long distance driving usually at night. I would would often push it. Woke up once just in time to avoid hitting a barrier. Never drove tired again.
Load More Replies...I had a science teacher once who drove an old station wagon with a manual transmission (3 on the tree, IYKYK) and he told us about leaving school, and driving 1 1/2 miles to the major road he used to get home. He did that while zoned out so completely that he didn't remember shifting the car or stopping at 2 traffic lights he encountered.
Wow. Also, I learned how to drive on a 3 on the tree pickup so I know. LOL.
Load More Replies...Have not done in years but have done. Driving a familiar route, zone out, zone in much farther down the road, knowing in my memory the things I had to drive past / turns I had to make, yet not remembering making them on that trip. I wasn't asleep and my driving was (apparently) safe, but no memory of doing that driving. If it happened often I'd be concerned but it's only happened three or four times in 50+ years of driving.
When you're pooping in a public bathroom and strategically plan your exit for when it's empty so no one associates you with the smell of poop or farts you might have unleashed.
I really couldn't care less. Toilets are there to be used, and everyone defecates.
I stopped doing this after university when I ruined the place (like, chemichal weapons released) while about 50 girls were waiting behind the door. I considered staying there but there would have been fuss, banging at the door and eventually someone calling the security. So I decided to assume the horrible smell. When I got out, I told next girl 'no, don't go there, sorry I'm sick', quietly washed my hands and went out. Nobody ever told me about that and now I don't feel shame anymore.
I feel like this is more common to women. When I was younger this was definitely me. I'd even stop and hold it until the other person left the bathroom because I wouldn't want them to hear me. As I've gotten older I've found I don't care. When you've got to go, you've got to go lol.
Indeed. Everyone poops, make it a contest! Extra points for decibels...
Load More Replies... Anyone else having entire conversations with themselves? Like, full on talking at the 2nd person, like you're talking with someone else and trying to explain something? Sometimes even out loud (but in whispers so you don't look like your insane. Then you realize you're whispering to yourself and you look even more insane). Or am I just really lonely?
Even weirder, for me it happens in another language. I'm not English native, but I start talking with myself and arguing in english.
Also, do you guys/girls move when you're talking? On the phone, for example. I can't stand still. I'm literally walking circles around my own room. Sooner or later I'm gonna start digging out trenches like some Looney tunes cartoon. This also happens when talking by myself. It's like moving my body allows me to think and explain better.
I do this too, in most of my languages (to date, English, French, German, Japanese, Hebrew). I also talk in my sleep and my husband says it's like the United Nations in our bedroom sometimes.
Those are the languages that I've studied in my life! I'm the best at Japanese, and the worst at French, and I'm not great with any of them, but I took more than a year of classes of all of them!
Load More Replies...The first one, all the time. I was doing it one time, and my friend heard me. He said that I really do talk to myself, like really talk to myself and have full on conversations! He was impressed.
No on the first two points but the walking around doing things while on the phone I absolutely do! I can't just sit in one place and get my ear chewed off, I'm doing laundry, straightening the house up, etc. I'm awesome at doing things one-handed, a skill I picked up babysitting in my early teens!
It alright until you start arguing with yourself! I spend a lot of time on my own. Who else am I going to talk to?
When you talk to yourself, at least you have an adequately intelligent audience ...
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Picking our noses. I mean, c'mon. Sometimes a tiny, golden morsel is stuck in just that one irritating spot where you can feel it for minutes - or hours - and there's no Kleenex in the vicinity. So up goes the finger and out comes the booger. Flick it, eat it, wipe it on your jeans. Whatever. Gotta get rid of it.
I had no idea how well kids could hide buggers until I had to paint their rooms.
I don't think 'Buggers' is the correct word :)
Load More Replies...One morning, on my way to work, I finally got one especially obnoxious booger to finally move. FINALLY! When I ripped it out, it had a few more hairs in it that usual, and ripping it out hurt a bit more than usual, but I didn't care too much, because, finally, I can breathe unrestricted, throttle's open. When arriving at work, a coworker asked me if I'd been in a fight on my way ... it was winter, nose running anyway, so I didn't pay attention to the blood flowing out my nose. Upon inspection in the mirror in the bathroom, I finally understood why that one lady who let me pass a street looked so horrified, it REALLY looked like I'd been in a fight, or an accident. A few more meters, and I'd have tasted it anyway. If that ever happens to you, do not sneeze before cleaning out as much as you can reach. Really, a mirror sprinkled in booger-blood-mixture isn't what you want to clean first thing after arrival. Nasty.
I think i read once that children have the instinct to eat them because it's an immune system boost. Is that true or something I just made up in my brain? It's too early.
There's a professor at university of Saskatchewan who has done research on this and has found there is an immune system boost. He encourages eating boogers openly in his classes lol... Napper is his name I think? Maybe Scott Napper
Load More Replies...Unfortunately I have met many children and adults who love to talk about their pickings in details.
That's the best part of BP. Only people that want to are involved:)
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Disgustingly brutal intrusive thoughts. The ones that would shatter your world if it happened.
This is a sort of mental training, and being disgusted means you passed. If they keep intruding too much for it to become a bother, we can seek help and it gets better.
I'm becoming very disillusioned with "seeking help." [Retracted] has been "seeking help" for years, and so far about 20 out of 20 psychologists have been unprofessional and psychologically destructive. I don't mean they used therapies or held opinions she or I didn't agree with. The last one is trying to tell her that death threats and sexual assaults against her aren't illegal and aren't traumatic. The previous one tried to tell her she was delusional schizophrenic for believing there were security cameras at her school. (They're very common in our part of the U.S.)
Load More Replies...It won't surprise you to know that most serial killers are people who decided to act on those thoughts.
Some of us don't have intrusive thoughts in the sense meant here (distressing, senseless, unwanted thoughts, images or urges that suddenly pop into your mind). I have weird thoughts that make me laugh. An example is looking a daffodils growing along side the road, and thinking, 'I'd love to see rude words written in daffodils.' Sorry, that should have been 'R U D E W O R D S' spelled out in daffodils. This thought make me burst out laughing, and then I realised I was wondering if one daffodil would be enough for a pixel, or whether 3 or even 9 daffodils would be better. Yeah, silly, funny, weird thoughts, but nothing that would be disturbing, or worrying to others if they could read my mind.
You're lucky then. I wish my intrusive thoughts were fun like that
Load More Replies...Sooo many. This terrified me as a child, because it occurred to me that other people could be having thoughts like this too...except some of them might lack the sensibility or empathy to avoid acting on them. I did not want to be caught in the crossfire of THAT, so I spent much of my childhood with a general dislike/distrust of people. There were two scenarios that especially bothered me. That I could be sitting next to someone who just lacked impulse control—one intrusive thought away from doing something violently unhinged—and I didn't even know it. The other was that there was someone in my life who would commit to these thoughts in the longterm—someone seeking to harm me for the sheer satisfaction of it, but waiting for that perfect moment when I was most vulnerable and they were at the least risk of facing repercussions. I'm not sure which idea was scarier. I try my best not to dwell in that headspace anymore, but I still think about it periodically.
learn a martial art - it's very calming - and empowering
Load More Replies...Sometimes I will get weird thoughts or bad thoughts or imagine myself in a scenario and can't get the thought out of my head for a while. Will keeping thinking about it. Since I will keep thinking about it and can't get rid of it, I will let it run it course until I will get distracted with something else. This happen to me this morning.
Look at other people's food as waiters bring it to their table at a restaurant.
Sometimes I go over to the other table and ask about their food. Yes I know I'm a menace to society
Load More Replies...Looking at other people's food as it passes by your table is like enjoying it but without the calories!
Gives me ideas for what to order next time. And there will be a next time. I love going out to eat. No fuss, no mess, and no dishes
Load More Replies...Not necessarily watching what they’re ordering, given the classic movie line “I’ll have what she’s having”.
Yep, even if I am leaving, I will look at what other people have and try to figure out what dish they have because it looks good and think to myself .I will order that next time. But than I forget about that dish when I am in the restaurant next time and order something else.
Absolutely! I really wanna know what to have next time at that restaurant.
I feel like deja vu isn't discussed often enough. Not the "this feels like something I've been through" but legitimate "I had this exact dream and now it's happening". We all have that s**t and no one talks about it.
There is a scientific explanation for it. Your long term memory is registering the event from your senses, rather than going via the short-term memory; the process that compares current senses with memory (to facilitate recognition) is fooled into thinking that it's happened before, because it's in your long-term memory. You are not seeing the same thing again, but seeing it for the first time twice in effect.
Actually no. When I have crystal clear dream with a tingely feeling, by experience ai know it will happen exactly like that. Its always mundaine s**t, but the longest one was scene for scene, words for words. The dream has always ended when I have a consious thought that this is my dream. As a realist and atheist, its one of my biggest " what the f***k ". But I take it as meaning im on tje right track in life. When I dont have those Dreams, I try to change something up.
Load More Replies...This has happened to me ever since I can remember. I dream about something at night, then the next day or a few days later the exact same scenario I dreamt about happens in real life, even down to what people are wearing and what they're saying. Likewise if I'm listening to the radio I sometimes randomly think about a song that I haven't heard for ages and it the next one that plays. Sometimes I randomly think about somebody I haven't seen or heard from for years or even decades and I will later see them in the street or in a shop or something.
Look, I realise this may not apply to everyone, but I experienced this for years. It got stronger if I was tired. Finally one day it happened, got very strong and then escalated to me passing out. Long story short, I was diagnosed with epilepsy. Nowadays when I get these episodes I think "Better sit/lie down"!
Shhhh shhh shh.. Its just a glitch in the simulation, don't alert our overlords. I just got used to this body's weird programming
That's J'amais Vu. It's a real thing in psychology.
Load More Replies...Before going to sleep, check how much sleep time you have.
I used to when I routinely got up at 4:30 am. It wasn't "weird", it was practical. But retired me got up at noon today so how much sleep time I have is how much I want to have. In theory anyway. In reality I sometimes still wake up after 6 hours or less. Things ache, have to go potty, I'm congested, whatever.
4:30 am is what I call O’f**k thirty. I swore when I lost the job that had me up at that ungodly hour, that I was never getting up that early again
Load More Replies...My phone alarm happily tells me how long until it will go off. Every night I'm like "4 hours and 12 minutes from now I have to get up for work - damn it!"
When I had bouts of stress, anxiety, or insomnia, I'd do this. Now, in retirement, I sleep when I'm tired and wake up when rested.
As a lifelong raging insomniac, I don't do this. I don't even have a clock in my bedroom. I have enough anxiety without worrying about how much sleep I get too.
Picking our underwear out of our a*s crack.
After wearing boxers for many years now, I seem to have eliminated that event.
Now you just have to un-bunch them every so often.
Load More Replies...Most men's underwear seems to be cut in a way that it stays where it should stay, a full seat. Not all, but many women's underwear style (And I'm not even talking about thongs here) is cut in a way that the material just doesn't stay where it's supposed to stay. You know what's super annoying? When you finally find a brand of panties, the size, the material, the cut and it fits you just right... And you buy that kind for years... Then you buy them and they're not right. They've changed something. Slightly not enough that you noticed it when you bought it, but the cut isn't right, the fit isn't right. And it's so annoying cuz they used to be just perfect.
Waripa. Available on Amazon. I have never had to pick a wedgie with Waripa panties.
Load More Replies...Let me start by saying I have absolutely no affiliation with this company. Ok so, for years i had the worst time with wedgies right. So i went on a hunt for underwear that would 1) not give me wedgies and 2) be seamless under leggings. (Thongs were out cause I'm not down with something rubbing my starfish 24/7.) So I found this company called Soma, and they have an underwear line called "Vanishing edge." They have several different styles, from bikini to boyshorts. Not sure how often, but a few times a year they come out with a whole new line of designs. Yes they're expense, but i only shop when i have a really good coupon. My (teenage) daughter and I can't wear any other underwear since discovering these. There's only maaaybe 5 products on earth that I'd ever go out of my way to praise and recommend to others, and these underwear are high up on that list. If you hate wedgies, won't wear thongs, and want a seamless look, I highly recommend them.
OMG. Starfish. I am so stealing that term. It's perfect (the term).
Load More Replies...You need to buy a different size if this keeps happening. Don't fool yourself that your booty's less juicy than it actually is!
Seeing as I wear thong underwear exclusively I don't do this. As for the 'why' of exclusively...something about the way my butt cheeks are shaped causes all panties to march straight into my crack! It's much more comfortable to have a tiny strip of material between my cheeks that was designed to set there than the whole backside of regular panties bunched up in there!
I hate it when I buy knickers with a really narrow gusset, just where are they expecting my flaps to go?
I prefer to wear thongs because panty lines are gross. But every so often they sit weird and you just gotta shift them. Sorry not sorry
Then you need a smaller size that perfectly fits your backside. Wearing a fitting undies also helps if you're using menstrual pad
The gross feeling of sitting on a toilet seat after someone else warned it up.
For me it's prewarmed when it's out in public that's gross. I'm fine with my wife.
Pre-warmed toilet seats are only a problem if you're the only person in the house.
So all the time I've spent warming up toilet seats for others to use hasn't been appreciated? 🤪
The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm toilet seat!
How much middle of the night calf cramps f*****g hurt.
Hate this and sadly it happens all too often despite the supplements I take.
I have a a disorder that causes this all day and all night to random parts of my body. Super sucks and pretty embarrassing at times
Foot cramps here. My cats have learned not to sleep on my feet or they risk getting punted across the room when a cramp hits.
Worse are the cramps from the inside of the knee to the groin. Nearly impossible to stretch away.
For those who have them, try Tonic Water (unkees you have kidney issues). If that doesn't work add a bit more salt to your diet (just a little bit)
Tonic water is great, and works if you have restless legs. If I get a cramp, as soon as I can move without screaming, I sprinkle some salt into my hand, lick it off, and drink some water, or tonic
Load More Replies...What's REALLY fun is getting a calf cramp AND a shin cramp on the same leg at the same time. (And I take magnesium every night, so that's not the problem. Perhaps I'll step up my potassium game, though, based on some of the comments here.)
The things we smell sometimes. Our own farts. Our hands after scratching an itch in your pants....we all do it when we are alone. It's actually biologically ingrained in us to "like" that smell. Our brains give us a little dopamine for checking....if the smell is off we know something is wrong.
I knew a guy who'd rub behind his hear and then smell it. Like constantly. During meetings. He's talking, rubbing, sniffing. Trying to do it low key but it was just so disturbing to watch.
Ear or Rear? One has a more disturbing mental image when meetings are involved.
Load More Replies...All your comments are coming off holier than thou neckbeardism
Load More Replies... The little shake we do when we get under a cold cozy blanket.
Such a privilege.
I have heated mattress pads that i put on preheat while getting ready for bed. So in winter, instead of the shake it's a contented sigh.
I do that with my electric blanket, gets my bed all nice and toasty warm.
Load More Replies...We had only a wood stove when I was a kid and it would not last the night. Beds were cold but once you got snugged in with only your nose sticking out it was a lovely feeling. Same when camping and in a sleeping bag. Have to say that when you finally got the courage to get out of bed you were wide awake when your feet hit that cold floor.
I don't ever recall doing that. I might have. But especially if it is winter time sometimes after I take my clothes off but right before I get into bed my body will get a tingling feeling or my upper body will all of a sudden feel itchy. Does this happen to anyone else?
Wiping your a**e then looking at the paper.
By the number of "jokes" about skidmarks I guess far too few people actually do it.
Load More Replies...That isn't weird, that's common sense. "Weird" would be if you avoid looking at the toilet paper and instead take repeated selfies of your b******e so you can know when it is clean. Alternate weird is you do neither and just leave the bathroom with a poop covered b******e. EDIT: Apologies BP censorbot. I didn't mean 'b******e". I meant r****m, a**l orifice, brown starfish, poopy porthole, log flume gate, Sauron's other eye. Anything but 'b******e' because so many kids old enough to read this web site don't know they have one and I wouldn't want to offend them. /S EDIT TO THE EDIT: You mean all I had to do was put it in quotes and you can't recognize it? You suck BP Censorbot. But at least you make me laugh. HAHA- CENSORS CAUGHT UP. NOW THE QUOTED IS STARRED OUT AS WELL
There are two kinds or people. Those that wipe sitting down, and those who wipe standing up. And neither knows the others exist.
How can you wipe standing up? Your butcherks are squeezed together then?
Load More Replies...Cats do something similar in the litter tray. "Checking... Yep it's poop. Need to cover it up."
I don't think they really know what they're doing. Only that there is a smell and the smell needs to disappear. My cat only shows instinct doing those actions.
Load More Replies...Do people not own bidet hoses? Fifty bucks on Amazon, and you get a sparkling tush every time! I go through like, one roll of toilet paper in three weeks. AMAZING during that time of the month.
I wish we'd had one BEFORE I hit menopause, it would've been a godsend!
Load More Replies...Putting the last chunk of deodorant back on after it falls on the floor.
THIS!!! The amount of single use plastic that would save literally it boggles my brain that it isn’t a thing
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When we accidentally spit on someone when talking and all act like nothing happened.
potsgotme:
And you can still feel it on your arm and you wait til they look away so you can wipe it even though you both know they just f**king spit on you while locking eyes.
that... never happened to me. either im really lucky or i never noticed.
You've never noticed. English is a particularly bad language for inducing accidental spit, but I'm sure all languages have their issues. (The word, "spit" is bad for making people spit. Just a slight bit of extra moisture near your lips, and "sp" or "it" can cause trouble.)
Load More Replies...I can't help saying "Oh no, and now I spit on you!" And for some reason that always makes the situation funny and we can move on after some laughs (they have to laugh first otherwise it doesnt work)
Recently I was with a friend with another friend talking about the Bible. They were sitting on a couch in front of a window with the sunlight coming through. I was sitting in a chair at a approximately 90 degree angle. Just how the sun light was shining through, when the first friend talked I could see small droplets of spit coming out of his mouth. So I am wondering when we all talk, do small droplets or spit come out of our mouths without realizing it?
Not between siblings.. We always tell each other YOU spit on me stop! 😂
Only people allowed spitting distance in a conversation are really close friends and family and to them saying ewww and wiping the splatter is perfectly acceptable.
When someone accidentally spits on me while talking, I will make intense eye contact while wiping sway the spit like it's nothing
The secret thrill of being the first person to use a new jar of peanut butter, and sliding in the butter knife with grace and care to carve out a perfectly-formed morsel of legumic joy.
I used to carve out a heart for the next family member to find. Now I live alone, so I don't care.
I used to carve an "S" into the newly opened jar of Skippy peanut butter. If I remember correctly, there used to be a TV ad where this was done. No, I don't do it anymore, but maybe I should??
I used to fight with my brother over who got to dip the butter knife in the PB first.
I live by myself so I do this all the time so it is not that a big of a deal for me.
Hearing a weird brief tone in one ear.
galloping_spider:
The aliens tuning in.
UncoolSlicedBread:
When I was little, I would pretend that it was my spidey sense picking up on bad guys somewhere.
As an adult, I prefer that it’s my spidey sense picking up on bad guys somewhere.
Tinnitus. When I was a kid someone told me a superstition: that meant someone was talking about you.
Man! I must be one interesting guy. They have been at it for 45 years so far.
Load More Replies...Musical ear syndrome. Not fun when it’s not actually music and more repetitive voices. No, it’s not a mental illness although I can see how if you don’t know what it is it could drive you to suicide. I have severe tinnitus and other ear problems . Add migraines with aura and anxiety and you get some scary stuff sometimemes. I’ve only had one dr who had personally experienced it and it was when she was a child which tubes in her ears . At least she believed me.
This may indicate teeth grinding, which results in a build-up of fluid in the ears. I got a night guard and the tinnitus I had is almost now all gone.
Pulling your phone out and fake checking it to act as a cover story for turning around because you forgot something or started walking the wrong way.
Nobody. But some people think they're the 'main character' in everybody else's lives so all eyes must be on them and all are judging their every move. Can't be seen making inexplicable movements in front of the audience.
Load More Replies...Nah, I grew out of caring about stuff like this before cell phones were a thing
More than likely nobody is watching so if doesn't matter. If someone else is watching and says anything just say yep like it is no big deal and keep walking. It should diffuse the situation.
I think people don't like this because it means you made a mistake. I do feel self conscious doing but, even though I know it's normal. I make sure to just do it, so if anyone sees me they'll feel better knowing it's normal too.
Don't pee in the dream bathroom.
Ha. I must have been about 5 and living in Uganda. The soil is often red. Dreaming I knew I wanted to wee but was engrossed in climbing this big red mountain. Decided to wait until I reached the top. Summit reached and there it was. A beautiful gleaming white porcelain loo. You can guess the rest! Never forgot that dream and I'm now 72.
This made me chuckle! I was maybe six and I dreamt I was running through the Cadbury tunnel (it’s a tunnel next to the factory that used to have a toilet at the end, I’d go past it going to school and back) I knew I had to run really fast and the relief at finally reaching it was, well, you know the rest!
Load More Replies...I dreamt last night that my therapist was showing me the way to the bathroom but it was very complicated and included changing my clothes a few times (!). Reader, I made it!
Sometimes in my dreams I dream about having to go multiple times and never feel relief, I have to wake myself up and use the toilet. I'm thankful I always wake up before I pee the bed.
Usually the toilets are out of order or otherwise impossible to use anyway. Some aren't private. Yeesh.
If you are dreaming about peeing, you better get up and use the bathroom or you might wake up with a wet sheet.
I can't pee in dream bathroom. For real this wakes me up from dreams. If I have to pee in the middle of the night it wakes me up and I go pee. But if I am trying hard to pee and nothing comes out, that is how my brain knows I'm in a dream and I need to wake up. Then I go to the bathroom for real. I've only had true lucid dreaming a couple /few times in my life. This is as close as I have come in a long time. But because I have to pee, I wake up shortly after realizing in my dream that I am dreaming. Young me was a different story. I peed the bed until I was 9 or 10 or something. Old enough it was embarrassing.
The toilet dream! When I have this I spend ages in my dream looking for a toilet. Sometimes I'm on holiday, sometimes I'm in the grocery store, sometimes I'm in a stately home, sometimes I'm at work. Then I find the toilet and I'm just about to start peeing when I wake up with a nano second to spare to get the the bathroom.
I clearly remember the last time I wet the bed. I was around 15, and had gotten drunk for the first time after drinking 2 six packs of beer. At some point after going to sleep I was dreaming that "Oh man, I *really* have to pee" and then I woke up and realized "Oh man, I'm already peeing." I've had other dreams about needing to pee since then, but so far, so good.
Trying to catch your reflection in a window as you walk past to see if your hair is ok.
Also a good way to covertly check your surroundings and see if you're being followed.
Having an itch right on my palm and using my teeth to scratch it.
True. Scratching with the other hand would just tickle.
Load More Replies...Sorry for the typos haha meant oooooh my phone decided to write Pooh as in Pooh bear haha whatever next
Load More Replies...I don't know why but it seems like teeth are the only things that can successfully get rid of an itch on a palm or a finger!
Yep. I heard a old wives tale that if you have a itchy palm, you are going to come into some kind of money.
Having an itch on the back side of my hand and using my face stubble to scratch it. I usually shave about once every 3 days, so hopefully I don’t get an itch right after shaving.
Weeing in the shower.
Weeing WHILE showering would be more accurate. It rinces away with no worries and you donot need to flush. To all women finding this gross : what do you do with menstruation blood when showering?
i dont know a woman who DOSENT do this if you find this gross youre lying to yourself
Load More Replies...Try explaining to your 4-year old daughter that she really doesn’t have to shut the shower off, dry off, wee, and then get back into the shower.
My brother finds this horrifying for some reason. And he's totally paranoid about walking in to someone's pee in the pool or the ocean. Any time there's a warm spot he's like "who peed??". Dude needs to calm down.
First time kid me was in a proper "bathtub" bath, I wanted to check if the open drain would suck my pee faster than if it would dissipate on the surrounding water. It worked, the water remained clean after the experiment, and fortunately I didn't had access to a bathtub anymore before I was an adult and knew better than pee in my bath :-)
I once admitted this to my wife and she was surprised and grossed out. I guess it's more natural if you grew up peeing "everywhere"?
It's porcelain, it's a drain, there's plenty of water going down, I don't see the problem. And just because it's not the loo doesn't mean it can't take a little bit of "waste", as Jan says.
Load More Replies...As a lady this is one of the very few times I get to pee standing up, it's great. I do have a rule that I need to pee in the beginning of the shower, that way it's definitely getting washed off the bottom of the tub/shower.
Finally loosening that bit of food stuck in our teeth and either getting sweet revenge by biting down on it and swallowing it or getting it loose and awkwardly rooting around in our mouth until the frustrating realization hits that we already swallowed it and there will be no vengeance.
Nuts to me. When I do ger it out, I chew it up into the smallest pieces I can before I swallow it.
Load More Replies...Not so nice when the food bit is hot pepper of even black pepper but you don’t know that until it’s too late.
That weird smell you get from your childhood but can never find or replicate if you wanted to. Mine reminds me of white school floors with little black dots all over.
Newly cut grass and creosote: long 6 week summer holidays. Ahh, childhood 🇬🇧
Load More Replies...Once I was sniffing some samples of fragrance oils (for making cosmetics) when I was stunned that one smelt like my grandparents' flat. I had no idea that I associated a smell with them. We weren't particularly close and I would have been there once or possibly twice a year, and they'd moved nearer to my mum years ago. I never saw them in that flat, my grandad died, my grandmother moved into a retirement home, which I visited once, and then she died. So it was such a surprise how strong this association was. The smell was Osmanthus. This is a flower but the smell of the actual flower growing on a bush doesn't smell like their flat, only the FO.
Recently, I sniffed the wood of a pen in a creative writing class and memories of my childhood art school flooded my mind. I usually don't sniff pens in public, but among writers you can be your wonderfully quirky self. I absolutely love the smell of freshly sharpened pencils.
Or smelling something that brings you decades back but you can't associate it to something or someone concrete and spend the next 20 minutes trying to remember
I have no memories of childhood smell. But I also don't remember large parts of my childhood. But according to my grandkids I have 'grandpa smell'. For the life of me I don't know what they smell. For me that brings to mind the smell of B vitamins and faint odor of pee or something except that isn't it. But whatever it is they find it comforting. When younger, my oldest granddaughter would sometimes sleep in one of my tshirts (basically a dress/night gown for her). I'd give her clean ones but she loved it if she found one I'd been wearing. Forgot all about it until my oldest (now adult) grandson was visiting earlier this year and commented on smelling it. He said it is a comforting thing for him as well. I find it simultaneously heart warming and kind of paranoia inducing. My Brain: "What the heck do I smell like to them?" "Never mind, they like it, just go with that." A long time close friend also says this but she doesn't call it grandpa smell.
Could be the scent of your soap, deodorant, natural scent, laundry products - a combination of all those, perhaps. Whatever it is, they like it, and that's awesome, and sweetly wholesome.
Load More Replies...Talking to ourselves in moments of solitude.
I lived in New York for many years - I now talk to myself public. The only person I care about thinking I'm crazy is me, and we agree I'm not.
I even have my own inside jokes with myself. My brain even decides to tell me one in an inappropriate situation and I have to hold back my laughter. Damn, you brain.
I'm always running a commentary in my head, but at least I know it's only me.
Cuddle with pillows.
The pillow you put between your knees is even better (for side sleepers)
This reminds me, it's time to start checking Costco for body pillows. My current one is getting kind of limp. Last year I asked about them and found out there are a seasonal thing for them. Get them in towards the holidays, then when they sell out, none until next year.
Load More Replies...I have bad hips. Went to a therapist. Told me to do this. It help with the pain in my hips.
Well I think its so weird if you just say goodbye and then walk in the same direction.
How about running into someone, seeing they are going to go the same way you were going to go and you go in a different direction that is out of your way just to avoid walking and talking with them?
In college I told a guy I didn't want to go out with him, but we could still be friends. We left in opposite directions, went downstairs and were heading towards each other. We got married....but now we're separated. Still waiting to see where it goes. So awkward. lol
Slowly closing the fridge door to see when the lights turn off.
I found the triggers on mine! I can hold the door wide open, and when I push the trigger down, the light turns off!
Testing if your voice still works after not speaking for a prolonged time...
Being so tired/drowsy that you're not sure if you actually spoke/said something specific. Or know it but still seems unreal.
That never happens. I talk to myself constantly. Or hum or whistle or sing. It's like I literally can't ever be quiet. :)
Knowing when someone is looking at us.
Similar, I seem to have a weird ability for finding my wife at the airport. I go to pick her up, sometimes circling several times, and then I will glance over for no conscious reason and there she is, usually in a crowd. She is dressed normally and standing there looking back at me, not doing/wearing anything to draw attention, I just go from looking forward to exactly where she is. Reinforces that we were meant for each other!
You circle several times and then spot her when you glance in her direction. And how many hundreds of glances did you make prior to that without spotting her because she wasn't where you were glancing? And of course you're going to recognise her when you eventually do glance in her direction; she's your wife.
Load More Replies...Yeah i got this sense word ur head just mives and there they are whomever it is staring at you. word
But how many times do you move your head and nobody is staring at you? You're describing confirmation bias, and you only remember the times when someone is looking.
Load More Replies...This has been proven to be false. We can't do this. We just think we can because of confirmation bias.
I was a student at UCLA, in one of those giant lecture amphitheaters that can sit 200 people. I was at the top checking out the pretty girls coming in from the bottom. Prettiest girl in the class walks in, we made eye contact, and, instead of looking away, we locked eyes until she was sitting right next to me. That's how I met my future ex-wife.
Going to the bathroom to check a wet fart.....
As you age it becomes dangerous to sneeze. And stealth departure is a given after an exceedingly musical poop
I currently have some sort of gastric virus (doctor thinks probably norovirus) so this one is very pertinent!
Yeah if and if you don't check, you know that it's going to itch when it dries.
The sheer joy of talking off a pair of jeans when getting home. (I guess it doesn’t apply to people who enjoy wearing jeans inside, though..).
And shoes!!! Bra and shoes are instruments of the Devil!!
Load More Replies...I literally never knew people took off their outdoor clothes when they got home until I started reading BP! (And I work from home!) It never occurred to me. If I'm wearing my sleepy clothes, I get sleepy and can't work or concentrate. If I'm wearing my outdoor clothes, I'm "awake me".
Well spotted! There's nothing worse than having to negotiate with your clothing 😂
Load More Replies...Taking off everything but your underwear and putting on a comfy shirt (unless it's hot out, then no shirt)
I sometimes wish my brain didn't zero in on typos. Did anyone else notice it said talking instead of taking?
I did, but there are so many, I force myself to overlook them, in the comments and the posts.
Load More Replies...Look at the tissue after blowing our nose.
Exactly! Green or yellow means an infection. Clear is normal. Do I have cold or is it just allergies? What color is it?
Load More Replies...It's a different manifestation of the "German toilet inspection shelf."
When some of us yawn, water/spit squirts out. Nobody wants to talk about it, but there are those among us who do it.
TIL this is called "gleeking" and some of you can do it at will!
I do that sometimes. I also have this thing where, if I yawn really hard (like when I’m really really tired), my eyes will water. Kids in school would tell the teacher I was crying when I actually just yawned real hard, after not sleeping to well the night before—-which usually happened a few days before I would finally be full blown with whatever the bug du jour was that was going around school that winter.
I have a friend from school who we actually called Gleek. Because that was her talent. :)
That weird little tingle in the back of your jaw when taking the first sip of a drink/first bite of something tart. Doesn't hurt, just kinda... buzzes for a bit, I guess. I mostly get it eating dried cranberries or the first sip of a can of lemonade.
What about when you get the sensation just thinking of something? Like I like sour candies, so when the thought randomly pops in my head, my salivation glands instinctively kick in.
Sugar does this to me, not tart things. Seems hereditary, too. And it's a bit painful, like licking a 9V battery.
I love having half a grapefruit in the morning and that slap round the face it gives me! No better way to start the day!
Sneezing and having snot hang out of your nose afterwards that you have to quickly wipe away and hope no one saw.
I have to check to make sure I am alone before doing the "farmers blow" (expelling snot sans Kleenex). Not in the living room or anything, but outside. HEY! the "farmers blow" that qualifies as 'something weird everyone does'.
When you are making out with a person and your teeth bang together.
there are worse places on the human body to bang your teeth against, though
Surprisingly have not had that happen yet, but once while things were getting pretty steamy with my partner, he went to kiss me & I sneezed right in his face. And not a cute little "choo!" either, it was wet & nasty lolololol Completely killed the mood because we couldn't stop laughing.
Do you think he will turn out to be your last? Just asking.
Load More Replies...We all see our nose out of both eyes in the center of our vision, but our brain has been trained to ignore it.
When you poop and sometimes the backsplash goes right up your bum.
I always put a short piece of toilet paper down the toilet before splashdown and I've never had Poseidon's Kiss since.
My husband and I managed a small home renovation business. We helped customers to buy appliances and fixtures. One of them wanted to try every bathroom bowl available in the store, sitting on them and observing how the bottom of the bowl was shaped and calculating which one did not cause a backsplash.
And if you're in a porta-potty it leaves the mark of the blue blacksplash.
Not being bothered by the smell of your own farts.
Yup. Farts are like Baskin-Robbins ice cream - they come in a lot of flavors. Some are okay and some are horrible, and the owner doesn't change that.
Load More Replies......as I lock the car windows giggling knowing my family is about to get pissed off at me....
Because you’re planning to Dutch Oven them, you sadist.
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When you pick a booger or a scab or something off your body and roll it into a ball.
No, but it's easier to drop in the bin or wherever if you do that, less likely to stay stuck to your fingers
Load More Replies...Men, when you’re just chillin your hand is in them pants. Yet it’s nothing sexual.
Kinda makes sense. Squishing soft stuff releves stress, that’s why we have stress balls.
Load More Replies...Ahem. It is medically necessary to regularly do a self examination of the s*****m. Yep. That's what I'm doing. Shut up.
I wear adult pull ups for my periods and sometimes in place of underpants. I know a lot other women do as well for us that heavy periods. You don’t feel any blood or wetness at all and the smell is non existent. They are kinda expensive which is the only downfall.
The little shiver you get when you pee..
Yesss! Me and my daughter seem to both have it but everyone else thinks I'm weird. We shiver when we need a wee
People might just think you're weird because you're talking about it during work Zoom meetings.😜
Load More Replies...It is! My daughter used to do this. My boychik just looked us dead in the eye while he did his and then told us he had done one.
Load More Replies...I have this too, it’s called post-micturition convulsion syndrome, perfectly harmless but it’s an extra nervous reflex to tell you ‘it’s time’
That violent shaking and blinding sensation you get ocassionally when standing up too rapidly.
Yeah that ain't fun is it? Started for me when I was about 13. (Orthostatic hypotension) ... It's just low blood pressure and a sudden change of sitting up or standing up. My vision would go all white, I'd get a high pitch ringing in my ears, I'd feel a tingly fuzzy numb pins and needles sensation in my face, and an overall swooning dizziness. I'd have to stand perfectly still, hold on to a desk or a chair, for about 10 to 30 seconds and it would pass. Low blood pressure runs in my family, asked my family doctor about this and what I can do about it and they said eat more salt. Not sure if that was perhaps the best medical advice, but if they had prescribed some kind of medication I wouldn't have taken it. I learned to live with it. Now I know people in their '70s and '80s who are on blood pressure lowering medication and they get the same symptoms, and because I'm very aware of it, they really appreciate that I understand what they're going through.
it goes white for you? its black for me, and it comes in from the edges like tunnel vision!
Load More Replies...i dont shake but i have fainted a few times from this and my young always feels fuzzy afterwards
Yes! When this happens, my legs start jolting and I sit down on the floor ASAP so I don't faint/fall over
Yes it is. It's just the sudden change in blood pressure when you straighten up too quickly.
Load More Replies...When you’re imagining something and the thing you’re imagining keeps doing something you don’t want to do and you can’t control it (i.e i’m imagining a game of pool and all the balls keep flying off the table without being touched).
OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE?!? Ot makes even less sense tjat i have aphasia or however you spell the unable to see what you think thing
Pee shyness. Sometimes if someone is talking to me i’ll be standing at the urinal for a solid minute before i can start a stream.
Very odd trick and might not be suitable for men at a urinal but I learnt from another BP post to tickle the top of my butt crack to get the pee to start.
Bounce up and down a little. It like...loosens things up when you can't start.
When running or cycling and a car is behind you on the road you might think "I gotta get to this next point of the road before the car or ill die"
Idk if everyone does it but was surprised to learn how common it is :D.
I tried to take up running, once, and I thought doing it at night on a dark country road sided by woods would motivate me. It worked too well, I pushed myself too hard in my terror to get back, and I could barely walk for a couple days after.
if you actually feel nervous that you might die...and the thought keeps coming back...that's an intrusive thought...and you probably need some ssris
That leg wobble when your balls stick to your leg on a hot day while wearing boxers.
External equipment is somewhat easier to care for. Much like the difference between an inboard and an outboard motor on a boat.
Load More Replies...I don't have balls but I have big breasts and I sometimes have to take them up and wipe the sweat so I kind of relate.
We rub our feet together randomly, still have no idea why.
I do this with my husband. I also have this thing where I rub the side of my face on the pillow a good few times before I settle down to sleep. He loves it. I never knew I did it until I met him.
How can you get comfortable without rubbing your face on the pillow, though I only do it three or four times
Load More Replies...I do this before getting into bed but I know why I do it. I'm suuuuuper picky about the cleanliness of my bed and can't risk tracking in a little pebble or something that I'm going to feel down there for the rest of the night.
Guilty. I also sometimes grab a bit of towel between the big and 2nd toes - it is somehow soothing to my stupid feet?
See what food other people have in their cart at the grocery store.
Unless they've got something in there that you need and there's no more on the shelf. Then it's time to create a distraction 😉
Load More Replies...It makes queuing less boring. Hmm, interesting, party on the weekend, from the products I would estimate that there are two children under ten years old in the family. Ah, single's shopping cart, lots of micro-meals. Young love and Netflix&Chill. Then I came up with stories and characters that I can use later.
I definitely don't do this. Couldn't care less. I once had a man make a cheeky comment on the fact that I had breast pads in my shopping trolley and I turned round, looked him in the eye and said "I wouldn't be commenting on other's personal items if I were you". He had a ready meal and a single bottle of beer. Boo hoo.
If it's a weird combo on the conveyor belt (like cheese and fish and barbecue sauce) I like to ask for the recipe. Makes people laugh because rarely is it meant to be cooked together.
Got stoned with a gal pal once, she was constipated and we decided to hit the supermarket. Naturally, we got side tracked by the chocolate aisle and filled our arms with all sorts of goodies. Finally ready to hit the register and then went "oh, the laxatives". Asked the nearest shelf stacker what aisle the laxatives were, with arms bulging with chocolate, the look on his face had us in stitches for the rest of the night.
Always, and if the person looks undecided, I’ll strike up a conversation and make product recommendations. I’ve also swapped recipes with total strangers.
How we wipe either sitting down or standing up.
I can't grasp the efficacy of doing it sitting down. There's no room for manoeuvre.
It's easier to spread your butt cheeks apart so you can clean better when you're sitting down.
Load More Replies...I think it's a women thing, but that one stitch or more like a little electric shock that you can get in yout b******e. For me, just on period but it's always a little stroke to the whole body.
Not sure, but 'stitch' is used in some dialects to mean a sharp pain in the abdomen.
Load More Replies...I feel so good to read that other women have this too!! I love Bored Panda for this.
Had this as a teenager for many years when I was on my period. It always made me think that this is how being rectally raped with a knife must feel like :/ I tried to google that kind of pain but that was ~20 years ago and I didn't find anything about it. TIL that other women have this, too. I feel relieved!
Load More Replies...What? I don't understand what I just read. What's been censored? "Butth@le?"
Some of us when on our period get a really sudden and horrific pain going up our b u t t h o l e like an electric shock. It's there and gone within seconds but it's very painful at times.
Load More Replies...I have this during period and it's like something is stabbing me through my whole body but especially THERE. Sometimes I jump up from the pain.
When your relaxed hand makes contact with the barber's/dentist's body. If you flinch, then they'll know.
Or does anyone else have trouble with their tongue being a nosy Parker when you're at the dentist?
My dentist spends the whole time going "relax your tongue, relax your tongue" I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW
Load More Replies...I can’t imagine having a single relaxed body part when I’m at the dentist 😩
I had a dentist who rested her boobs on my head as he worked. it was unexpected
Not so much dentists, but dental hygienists. And hairdressers. Unless they've got small boobs the job requires being in close proximity sometimes.
Load More Replies...Sometimes it's an unfortunate height and they're basically pressing their crotch into your hand.
Imagining what people look like naked.
I don't think I've ever done this because I couldn't care less. Sometimes I'm surprised if I see someone I know in the sauna (naked, because Germany) and they have a tattoo I didn't know they had. That's it.
As a guy, I've imagined thousands of women naked, which I presume makes me a typical guy. I've also imagined one guy naked. He had realistic tattoos of bones on his hands and forearms, and I was really curious how thorough a job he'd done.
When you pull out a nosehair and it feels like you can breath through it like you never could before.
I thought you were going to say when you pull out a nose hair, and it makes your eyes water, and it hurts and makes you feel like you're going to sneeze...
Smelling your own underpants.
I don't either. Unless for some reason the clothes aren't put away or in the right pile and am checking for cleanliness
Load More Replies...Sometimes women smell the discharge to check if everything is OK. A sour smell can indicate too much candida and a risk of yeast infection. A fishy smell can indicate a bacteria infection coming. If you are careful you can avoid it coming (special 'soap', no tigh clothes, cotton panties...)
I sniff them when they come out of the wash, just in case
Load More Replies...Lol 🤣 Dirty ones are in the laundry bin and clean ones are in the drawer. I've never sniffed to check 😳
Load More Replies...When you're playing a videogame and you can't understand the other person cause of their mic, and you either keep asking "what did you say?" or just say "ye" and hope it made sense.
This is a constant on Teams or Zoom calls, along with the frequent “you are muted”.
Anyone else get the temptation to contribute something seriously deranged just to freak someone out? Like "watch dogs poop" or "eat dust bunnies from under the refrigerator" or "say 'Yes, Mrs. Harris' whenever I see my FBI agent, just to freak him out."
Although there's some really weird things in here, for the most part, I think it's great to read this stuff. We all have bodies. They all do weird things. Some of us are too shy to discuss our experiences with other people and then you never know if these are things that other people experience, how they get around the problem, or whether other people suggest maybe you should get this checked out. Communication is so important. Sometimes it's easier to open up to a bunch of random internet strangers and get their opinions and advice. I embrace my weird body, and glad to know there's other people out there with oddities like mine :-)
No one mentioned holding a conversation with their dog or any other pet.
When you are conscientious about picking up dog poo in the park, but you haven't got a dog...or poo bags. EDIT: Why do I get the feeling that people think this was a serious comment?
What about how we put (too much) toothpaste on the toothbrush and then put water on it for some reason? There are no instructions you should do that but we all do it
Anyone else get the temptation to contribute something seriously deranged just to freak someone out? Like "watch dogs poop" or "eat dust bunnies from under the refrigerator" or "say 'Yes, Mrs. Harris' whenever I see my FBI agent, just to freak him out."
Although there's some really weird things in here, for the most part, I think it's great to read this stuff. We all have bodies. They all do weird things. Some of us are too shy to discuss our experiences with other people and then you never know if these are things that other people experience, how they get around the problem, or whether other people suggest maybe you should get this checked out. Communication is so important. Sometimes it's easier to open up to a bunch of random internet strangers and get their opinions and advice. I embrace my weird body, and glad to know there's other people out there with oddities like mine :-)
No one mentioned holding a conversation with their dog or any other pet.
When you are conscientious about picking up dog poo in the park, but you haven't got a dog...or poo bags. EDIT: Why do I get the feeling that people think this was a serious comment?
What about how we put (too much) toothpaste on the toothbrush and then put water on it for some reason? There are no instructions you should do that but we all do it
