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Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're one of the famous people then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a popular celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar or is lacking some basic education, then that kooky celebrity quote is going to be here forever.
We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most stupid quotes that were said by Hollywood stars and famous people from different paths of stardom. From funny to completely delusional, these interesting quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the dumb quotes list!
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#1
Carl Everett
"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."
Terd Fergison 6 years ago
Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
The serpent, who evolved into the first paparazzo?
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Jo Choto 6 years ago
The Bible doesn't mention wombats, weeping willows, wigs or wankers, but they all exist, I promise!
Virgil Blue 6 years ago
And bacteria, ameoba and viruses. They dont get any bible love too.
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Gabriel Sbárbaro 6 years ago
This is the perfect example of the destructive power religions have over brains...
Virgil Blue 6 years ago
I bet he is one of those "they be giants" or "the nephilim" kind of persons.
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#2
Shaquille O’Neal
Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”
Night Owl 6 years ago
If that's the representative of today's culture 🤦 But, on the other hand it is pretty funny. Like they're speaking different languages. To be fair, misunderstandings happen. And I wouldn't be too surprised if there's also a club called Parthenon somewhere in Greece
Myriam Ickx 6 years ago
He's not representative of today's culture, he's representative of yesterday's basket-ball. Athletes aren't generally known for their high degree of culture.
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Sue Clifford 6 years ago
If it was meant to be funny, if not it’s pretty darn sad.
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Joshua Seaman 6 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a joke. Shaq has a great sense of humor 😝
#3
Kanye West
"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."
TropicalPanda 6 years ago
More so the people who follow him/idolize him..
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WillemPenn 6 years ago
"I think, therefore I am," -- Descartes (1637). "I don't think, therefore I am rich, mf-as!." -- Kanye (2016)
Samantha Comerford 6 years ago
He’s a complete idiot anyway , so this doesn’t suprise me at all
#4
Britney Spears
"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"
Lana Jig-maker 6 years ago
Wait, but what did you tell them? You had an opportunity to be a troll, lol did you take it?
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Rida Hartdige 6 years ago
Aside from someone saying that guys and girls have the exact same genital areas, that is probably the stupidest thing I have ever heard someone say.
Sue Clifford 6 years ago
I guess it moved. Maybe the fishing was better.🤦♀️
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Michiel nospam 6 years ago
This one, like many of these, are more about the embarrassing state of geography education.
SykesDaMan 3 years ago
... Spears defended President Bush's handling of the war in Iraq. ”Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens,” said the gum-chewing singer. Asked if she trusted the president, she said: ”Yes, I do.” ...
#5
Paris Hilton
"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
I don't live in North America. I live in the United States of America
Rissie 6 years ago
Never been to the US, loved visiting San Francisco though.
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Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 6 years ago
Lets be fair here; this is probably one of the smarter things Paris has said.
Panda Kicki 6 years ago (edited)
Well , she is in good company, our king of Sweden is also geographically challenged, he was in the city Arboga and started his speech "Dear people of Örebro " (another Swedish town, in no way similar to Arboga)
Nadine Francis 6 years ago
Awwww, poor little rich kid.........................who said having money makes you smart?
SarcasticGamer 6 years ago
To be fair, she never took geography in school...wait...did she ever need to go to school?
#6
Jaden Smith
“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
It would make zero difference to intelligence, but now with an uneducated society.
Harleen 6 years ago
Big words from a kid trying to be famous by riding daddy's coat tails. Jayden has always been smug and pretentious. I don't get why Will doesn't try to straighten him out, but I guess that's his problem
HenryDoesOkayComics 6 years ago
I don't think that's true.. but I can see why h think that
Load More Replies... Rissie 6 years ago
What he means I think, and to which I agree is that a lot of our Western education systems do not provide for many, many people out there. Especially the kind that will get educated just because the information is all around us. He is also an example of what happens if there is no structure in learning about how to learn and lacks the life experience to put a lot of the freely available information into perspective. We need an educational system, the current one does need some work though.
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Carol Emory 6 years ago
Actually..I get what he's saying. American public school systems try to fit all the kids in perfect little boxes channeling them towards a career they think they're suited for instead of allowing the kids to figure it out for themselves. If the kids, instead, went to schools that were geared towards what they want to pursue, you'd find a lot more intelligent people out there. It's like expecting your General Practitioner to do open heart surgery. Sure he could probably do it. But wouldn't you rather have a surgeon that specializes in cardiovascular surgery?
Carson Skjerdal 6 years ago
I would like to hear the context, there was probably more to the point. Not as literal as this sentence sounds
Beans 6 years ago
I think I remember this, he was talking about homeschooling or something. Statistically, he's right.
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Kjorn 6 years ago
say someone who could've been in any expensive school in the world… while others fight just for being able to eat.
TheBlackPanda 6 years ago
He's homeschooled lol he only went to a real school for a few weeks of his life just to see what it's like and he hated it so now he's talking s**t about school
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Christina Aguilera
"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
I don't know why they choose France every year over other countries.
Loretta 6 years ago
Jesus Christ people, you all could be featured on a "People who didn't get the joke" compilation XDDDD
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Elizabeth VanDyke 3 years ago
Question of the year. Why are so many "celebrities" so damn dumb?
#8
Jessica Simpson
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”
earringnut 6 years ago
If it was a reality show quote there should be an asterisk by it. There's a good chance that it was scripted.
Sara 6 years ago
Nope. She really is that dumb. We have mutual friends in common so I used to hang out with them when she was in town. Not a very nice person either. At all.
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MadRatter 6 years ago
want to upvote that more! I think it took a while for my parents to make my siblings understand that it was not "Welsh Rabbit"
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kurisutofu 6 years ago
I discovered sea chicken at the supermarket 2 days ago and I had to search about it. I suspected tuna because it looked like a can of tuna and I knew it was not chicken of course but I thought it could be a fish I didn't know. Why name something that has another name?!
Mary Hurst 6 years ago
Infamous line to Nick Leshay. No wonder he couldn’t wait to divorce her.
Sonia Reddel 6 years ago
She is asking to have metaphors explained. She knew she was missing something, but couldn't express it well. Wanting to learn isn't bad!
#9
Brooke Shields
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"
goth_catlover_dumb 6 years ago
Yeah, Brooke. If you have been killed, you have lost an important part of your life. The pulse of your heart and the breath in your lungs. Huh.
Liam Walsh 6 years ago
Bearing in mind the earlier article about how people mangle the English language and come out with a load of nonsense... maybe that's what's happened here and for some of the others?
#10
Justin Bieber
When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”
Final score:
150points
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Yes, the Anne Frank thing was enough for a lifetime!
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Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
it's like asking for his views on animal cruelty and he responds with pineapple with pizza is crime.
Pups Illegally Robbing Hearts 4 years ago
Ikr. It’s not that hard to ignore it. If you don’t like it, don’t have it. Don’t have to drive us all nuts with your s**t
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Missy Barton 6 years ago
Remember when he said rape was really sad, but everything happens for a reason?
Amanda Kelley 6 years ago
While this one is bad, my personal favorite is when he visited Anne Frank's house and said she would have been a Bieleber
Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago
hE DID WHAT? SHE WOULDD F*****G NOT SO CALM YOUR TITS JUSTIN
Load More Replies... Sardonic Scribe 6 years ago
I'm thankful every day that the United States has adopted our Canadian idiot.
Orillion 6 years ago
To be honest, a lot of kids that don't vote yet know very little about politics.
Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago
I know some over 30 who have no idea about politics.
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#11
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Ani-87 6 years ago
These are all taken out of the context. Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger is a well known supporter of LGBT rights, including during his Governorship of California.
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
There was also a reporter that asked him if he would run for President lol. He can't since he was not born in America.
#12
Kellie Pickler
"I thought Europe was a country."
Shireen 6 years ago
She said this on a trivia game show and the host of the show was rude to her it still makes me angry; he said something that ended with "because you're a woman"...
Rissie 6 years ago
She actually acknowledges her mistake, that's not dumb, that's as smart as you can get. It takes guts to say you were wrong and if the host made her feel bad for it, then he is a first class a**hole.
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Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago
Don't worry about it. Most people think that Africa is a country.
Myriam Ickx 6 years ago
Trump thinks Africa is a country, for instance - and a Sh!!thole one, too!
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Theresa Tzitzira 6 years ago (edited)
As a European (the continent), and citizen of Greece (one of the countries of said continent), I can tell you you are the confirmation of the bad name Americans have in Europe as to have no clue about Geography (and world History,...)
Daria B 6 years ago
I witnessed this in east Asia too, though... The place famous for, amongst else, high education, wisdom and philosophers.
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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
She was an American Idol contestant. She was not one of the brightest people on that show.
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rhyan lumilay 6 years ago
That's why we always say that we learn new things everyday right? So it's not weird, I think every one does have a misconception thing like that, that we just recently realized when we learned about it.
Kjorn 6 years ago
i guess many people too… so many people are moron. lot of people think africa is a country
#13
Mike Tyson
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
It was just a small mistake. Everyone needs to just Chile out.
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
Not fair, this guys job was getting punched in the head for years lol.
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 6 years ago
I'm giving him props for this one. It's a hard word for someone who's taken as many blows to the head as this guy.
#14
Dalai Lama
“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 6 years ago
Buddhism is a philosophy, not a religion. Practicians come from various religions in addition to following the philosophy.
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Liam Walsh 6 years ago
Yep - he did try to correct it later but, oops, too late.
Load More Replies... Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago (edited)
After what they did in Rohingya why do people still think Buddhism is pinnacle of religions. Let the down votes commence.
Amr Mohamed 6 years ago
Not going to down vote, but never judge a religion/philosophy by its followers. Ever.
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Ramona Colisniuc 6 years ago
And he explained: Because if it were like that people would,finally,listen to the teachings of budddhism.Because there is more of a chance that people listen to a hot female than an old guy.
Carson Skjerdal 6 years ago
Downvotes? No you are right. Dumping on famous people from out of context statments is much more prefered
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Smiley Rie 6 years ago
Wow - didn't realise that the Dalai Lama was so sexist - I guess it originated in a patriarchal society but ???
Terd Fergison 6 years ago
Yes, many societies are patriarchal, but so are almost all religions. Buddhism has a class system like Hinduism, and women are considered much lower than men in these religions.
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#15
Sienna Miller
"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
the pessimist says it can't get more worse but the optimist says ofcourse it can
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
This is related to the very wide-spread belief that optimistic people have better cancer survival rates. [There's various studies supporting this, but mostly flawed.] So this is just an extreme version of a common belief!
Martata 6 years ago
Does smoking kill brain cells? Yes. "Nicotine can kill brain cells and stop new ones forming in the hippocampus, a brain region involved in memory, says a French team. The finding might explain the cognitive problems experienced by many heavy smokers during withdrawal, they say"
debrina blackmoon 6 years ago (edited)
ok, keep that mind when can't breathe properly anymore, and maybe have a hole in your throat
#16
Kim Kardashian
Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
Molly Universe 6 years ago
*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.
Kristy P 6 years ago
Before I even read it, I was like "this oughta be good", but I was let down.
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Caroline Hennessy 6 years ago
F*ck this woman and her whole family. They are terrible people who are harming society by glamourising and promoting shallowness and ignorance.
RitaGG 6 years ago
Yes, but think of how much prettier everyone is now. We all glow! {sarcasm}
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Biljana Malesevic 6 years ago
And she managed to make it all about herself. What an insensitive prick of woman!
AzKhaleesi 6 years ago
I mean a bad marriage is just like a cancer. It grows and grows until it damn near kills you and there's no cure other than cutting it out. So she's not wrong HOWEVER, it's not the same. And I hope it turned out alright for the 18 year old.
Lotus Queen 6 years ago
Honey, you dont know sh*t about stuff like that. You have no clue what its like to go through something terrible, something that could impact your life. The worst thingthat ever happened to you is when you break a f*cking nail.
#17
Craig T. Nelson
"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."
Brandi VanSteenwyk 6 years ago (edited)
And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
I think he may not be the sharpest tool in the shed - I also remember him explaining that mayo had fewer calories than ketchup because it was white...?
Ozair Yahya 3 years ago
The low fat mayo variety definitely has fewer calories but not enough to be lower than ketchup. If he really did say that then all I can respond to that with is we all say stuff to sound smart
Load More Replies... Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 6 years ago
That's like calling your country the greatest in the world when you can't even keep your people healthy... oh... right...
#18
Bill O'reilly
"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"
Lindsay Davis 6 years ago
I am so tired I thought he was talking about tide..as in the laundry detergent...
Aria Whitaker 6 years ago
Except for the very clear explanation for tides that scientists have been giving for decades, Bill. We know EXACTLY how to explain that.
#19
Amanda Bynes
To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body
Melissa Nunya 6 years ago
This was during her mental breakdown. Not funny to laugh at her sickness.
earringnut 6 years ago
She said this before getting psychiatric treatment. This shouldn't count.
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
Was she also the one who wanted Drake to "destroy her" correct?
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Koalamonster 6 years ago
Okay- pretty sure this was said when she was really going through it, as in shortly before she was institutionalized. Soooo... yeeshk. Yeah, she said a lot of messed up stuff, because mental illnesses will do weird things to you. Because of that this one just seems more mean to bring up.
Laura Doherty 6 years ago
Her mental health was on a downward spiral for a good few years at that time. She posted a lot of really weird tweets. She has since removed herself from the public eye and is getting help.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Doesn't she have some type of mental-health diagnosis? Still a horrid thing to say, though.
#20
Geraldo Rivera
“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.”
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
Wow!!!!! Just...wow!! Where is this man's mom? He needs his a*s whooped.
Crochet lady 6 years ago
I knew as soon as I saw Geraldo that he would have a comment that was both stupid and offensive, he didn't disappoint.
Sharon Vaughn 6 years ago
He may have a point. If Trayvon was not wearing a hoodie, would Zimmerman have been afraid of him? After all, they were both persons of color. A black unarmed kid walking across the yard should hardly be of much interest to an Hispanic; but with the hood up the black kid is suddenly a threat. It's the current popular mindset. Appearances matter more than we're willing to admit.
#21
Kelly Osbourne
"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"
Sinkvenice 6 years ago
What makes this even worse, is Rosie Perez was the guest. When she said that, Rosie and a couple of the others said they have more to offer than just that. Osborne got really defensive and said "come on, I would never mean it like that!" Rosie Perez was forced to apologise to Kelly Osborne. Absolutely vile.
Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 5 years ago
Shut. Up. Or I will hit you with the chancla
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Phil Collins 6 years ago
I think she was making a point about the number of immigrants who end up in low paid, menial employment, which a lot of the people born there feel beneath them.
Lillukka79 6 years ago
That's exactly it. They end up doing the jobs others deem s****y, but ones that in reality are essential jobs, like cleaning. So if all immigrants are throun out, who will do them. I don't understand how nobody gets this.
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Imma Letchoofinish 6 years ago
Kelly? Sweetie? Hand me the foundation...give it to me...it's ok...hand it over...no no no...all of it..powder and cream...oookkkaaayy...
marmitejim 6 years ago
Not really that dumb. Every Western country relies on immigrant workers doing the menial jobs others turn their noses up at, cleaning, service industries, fruit picking, the list is endless. Without them things would grind to a halt.
#22
Mitt Romney
"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."
Nofar Cohen 6 years ago
I don't know half of you half as well as I would like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
#23
David Beckham
"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."
Brandi VanSteenwyk 6 years ago
In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.
María Hermida 6 years ago
That's correct. But the question is: what religion do the patents follow? What do they really believe? Or are they going shopping to get a religion? The cheapest? The coolest? The one with the most beautiful temples? I guess everyone has the right to do whatever they want, but that's a really dumb statement.
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Paw Paw 6 years ago
Agreed. We raised our son to be moral and kind, not in any certain religion. Eclectic. He turned out just fine - he's a moral and kind young man. HE gets to choose what "religion" he feels the closest to.
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Jessica Mae 3 years ago
Yeah this was just taken out of context - I'm picking up what he is putting down
Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago
Let's be fair. he is not famous for his brain but his feet and the women he married is no better, God help the kids.
#24
Dan Quayle
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
Nadine Francis 6 years ago
Only in America can a man this stupid be Vice President, he must be Pence's idol!
Patrick O'Brien 6 years ago
An inelegant way of saying that we should get with utilizing solar energy on a large scale.
#25
Madonna
"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."
Final score:
85points
solostxrx 6 years ago
And everyone is entitled to my opinion about you not being entitled to your opinion.
Linda Spitsyna 6 years ago
Actually, i am going to borrow this one. I already constantly say things like "don't get me right", and "i am always right, even when im wrong - i am right", so this will totally fit in with the collection!
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#26
Elizabeth Hurley
"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”
FloC 6 years ago
Big or not, in 2019, I am sure that there are more people who knows who is Marilyn Monroe than people who knows who is Liz Hurley.
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
And WONDERFUL curves at that!! So much, that the "style" is coming back!
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Amber Cook 6 years ago
Marilyn is a freaking GODDESS compared to what ever Liz thinks she could EVER BE!
Biljana Malesevic 6 years ago
Marilyn was tiny! She had period when she appeared fuller but she was pregnant at the time. Most photos I see of her, she had extra great body, slim but with lovely curves. Anyone who calls that fat is stupid, and even extra stupid for saying that she would kill herself if she had that body. That body was amazing! I would work out like crazy if I had any chance to achieve that.
Hawk Grimm 5 years ago (edited)
I don't see the problem with boredpanDaman's post but I'm probably blind.
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María Hermida 6 years ago
Is this idiot the woman who was Hugh Grant's girlfriend when he had that "incident" in the USA? Because her name rings a (tiny) bell, but I don't remember seeing her in any film. She's an idiot, anyway, so, who cares what she thinks?
Alex K 6 years ago
that's true ,actually. she was not FAT, but she was not thin like models and actresses of the era
Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago
Actually, most models & actresses back then were bigger.
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#27
George Gobel
"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
Final score:
76points
Ozair Yahya 3 years ago
Some of these shouldn’t really be on here namely this one
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Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
"Celebrity" George Gobel? Also, given that he was a stand-up comic and said something funny --- why is he on this list!?!
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
likewise if weren't for trees, we'd all be eating apples from factories
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
If it were for factories, we'd all have to get out bees from honey
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Jjjane20 6 years ago
Well, he's not wrong. We could. No one says the TV has to be turned on to watch it, right?
Lois Matelan 6 years ago
WRONG!! That was not misspeaking--that was one of George's jokes--no more than referring to his wife as "spooky ol' Alice!"
#28
Lena Dunham
“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”
Flora Polvado 6 years ago
This just pisses me off. I personally find abortion abhorrent, but this statement trivializes those women who are traumatized, desperate, frightened and see it as their only choice. The women with her attitude are the only ones I will ever actually judge. Her statement feels like fingernails on a chalkboard
Crochet lady 6 years ago
She is such an attention seeking creep, I seriously think she needs mental help.
María Hermida 6 years ago
Yeah, because it's real fun, you idiot... By the way, who the hell is this imbecile?
Alex Call 6 years ago
She made the TV show Girls which was a hit for a while in 2012 before she fell off the map. She's an embarassment to true feminists.
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Flora Polvado 6 years ago
I just look forward to a time when abortion is no longer a necessary evil.
Jane Alexander 6 years ago
The statement only makes sense if she has a child -but gawd, I hope not.
#29
Sylvester Stallone
"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
Komal Aprajita Pandey 6 years ago
the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.
N S 6 years ago
in hinduism, you can be reborn as inanimate objects, like a rock
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Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Yes, I think of him more like Yogi Berra with the non sequiturs.
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Virgil Blue 6 years ago
Well as a creative guy it is kind of true. I'm never happy for long after finishing a piece I always start noticing what I could have done different.
#30
Cameron Diaz
“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”
rockrolla 6 years ago
It is. In the article she's talking about her body issues. "On her body: "It's a roller coaster like any other relationship you have. Like with your car, you're like, 'I just love this car- it drives so fast!' And then you're like, 'God, I really need a new car...I wish I at least had another cupholder'." "I`ve been noticing gravity since I was very young."
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Iva Kazalova 6 years ago
My point, that sounds like a self deprecating comment about breasts which is actually subtly funny
A B C 6 years ago
I just came home from a climbing contest. No gravity would make things so, so, so much easier!
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Andrea Careless 6 years ago
She was talking about how things seem to “fall” as you get older. 🤣
rockrolla 6 years ago
Taken out of context because the article she mentions this quote, she is referring to her body issues and aging.
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#31
R Kelly
"All of a sudden, you’re, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.”
#32
Gwyneth Paltrow
“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin”
Aurelia Grey 6 years ago
Since cheese isn't sold in tins in the USA, then obliviously she's a crack head! **Satire*
#33
Guy Ritchie
"It's okay to have beliefs, just don't believe in them."
#34
Michelle Rodriguez
About taking on the role of Green Lantern Jessica Cruz: "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. I think it's so stupid because of this whole minorities in Hollywood thing. It's so stupid. Stop stealing all the white people's superheroes. Make up your own. What's up with that?"
#35
Paris Hilton
"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."
Aunt Messy 6 years ago
This from someone who had a song written about her....called "Stupid Girls".
#36
Will Smith
"If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States."
Greyson Bradley 2 months ago
Nah Jaden Smith maybe bc he knows so much about the political and economic state of the world
#37
David Hasselhoff
"I've got taste. It's inbred in me."
Michał Jastrzębski 6 years ago
well he said that he has taste, not that he has a GOOD taste...
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Not-so-MadMax 6 years ago
he says nothing about said taste being good or bad... But the inbreeding explains a lot..
#38
Jim Morrison
"I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between."
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#39
Morrissey
"Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death."
#40
Ke$ha
"If I smear glitter on my face, you don't have a choice—you will be more attracted to me."
Michał Jastrzębski 6 years ago
well, gravitationally, by a small margin - probably. Because of added mass. But thats about it.
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Molly Universe 6 years ago
Let us not forget Sir Cheeto, king of lies: "I have a great relationship with the blacks." "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." "Grab them by the pussy." "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." I can keep going.
Phil Boswell 6 years ago
Dumb, yes, but human nonetheless…show me a Panda who never said anything dumb!
Guy MacGregor 6 years ago
"Celebrities".... I had to google half of them cause I've never seen or heard about them
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
Nothing about Katy Perry and buffalo wings??? It was so popular Pizza Hut even hired her to be in a commercial.
ivan bolitekurac 6 years ago
I love this,and i love when people from hollywood teach us about morals,politics,world views ect
John Louis 6 years ago
How about the vast majority of what Charlie Sheen has said. Or some of George W. Bushism's.
Janine B. 6 years ago
Why seem so many Americans do not know about geography or other countries history?
Melissa Nunya 6 years ago
Kelly Pickler has said much worse. She is playing the "dumb blonde" card on purpose
Peikko 4 years ago
Yeah, I think many influencers and celebrities are doing that. Easy way to get attention (= more money). Kinda smart actually
Load More Replies... Molly Universe 6 years ago
Let us not forget Sir Cheeto, king of lies: "I have a great relationship with the blacks." "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." "Grab them by the pussy." "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." I can keep going.
Phil Boswell 6 years ago
Dumb, yes, but human nonetheless…show me a Panda who never said anything dumb!
Guy MacGregor 6 years ago
"Celebrities".... I had to google half of them cause I've never seen or heard about them
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
Nothing about Katy Perry and buffalo wings??? It was so popular Pizza Hut even hired her to be in a commercial.
ivan bolitekurac 6 years ago
I love this,and i love when people from hollywood teach us about morals,politics,world views ect
John Louis 6 years ago
How about the vast majority of what Charlie Sheen has said. Or some of George W. Bushism's.
Janine B. 6 years ago
Why seem so many Americans do not know about geography or other countries history?
Melissa Nunya 6 years ago
Kelly Pickler has said much worse. She is playing the "dumb blonde" card on purpose
Peikko 4 years ago
Yeah, I think many influencers and celebrities are doing that. Easy way to get attention (= more money). Kinda smart actually
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