30 Bizarre Posts From The &#8220;Foods With Threatening Auras&#8221; Instagram Account

Not-a-Clue-What-to-Call-Myself 2 years ago

I love him!

2points

Miles Gibson 2 years ago

that's not a bunny, that's a chipmunk

0points

EEP 2 years ago

It's an easter raccoon.

0points

HubertMcGonagle 2 years ago

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GEPowers 2 years ago

Tasmanian Bunny?

10points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Big Tony said you ain't paid yet. You ain't got 1 lucky rabbit foot, so you had better cough up the dough

9points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

don't f.u.c.k. with a chocolate bunny, bro

6points

fair_weather_rose 2 years ago

Am I the only one who saw a human body? Neck is torso, head is chest, arms are ears that continue into arms

6points

Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago

No, I see them too

4points

Maggie 2 years ago

He's looking for revenge, beware the bun.

6points

Dargallo 2 years ago

It's a Chuckylate bunny!!!

4points

saltypancakes 2 years ago

That's me on mondays.

4points

Thee8thsense 2 years ago

"You want a piece of this? Well, do ya, punk?"

2points

What?? 2 years ago

The wrath of the evil bunny

2points

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Final score:

473points

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Courtney Christelle 2 years ago

I relate to this pepper on an emotional level.

330points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Same. All I see is me.

12points

gloria benado 2 years ago

That totally hit me in the he feels 😂

5points

I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago

The shape and the mix of colors. I feel this one too much

5points

JoshuaCombs 2 years ago

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Cat Palmer 2 years ago

Not so much 'threatening aura' as 'threatened aura'. Poor pepper!

38points

saltypancakes 2 years ago

Why do I want to give a vegetable a hug-

36points

William zeringue 2 years ago

Me too bell pepper me too

34points

Jean Haley 2 years ago

Same, pepper. Same.

18points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

It's okay, let it all out. It's okay to have a good cry

15points

JoJo Anisko 2 years ago

I can hear the poor little guy sobbing in my head.

10points

glowworm2 2 years ago

That pepper is adorable.

10points

What?? 2 years ago

That pepper needs a hug, and I think we can all agree we would like to give him one.

7points

Vasana Phong 2 years ago

Awww, it’s ok lil buddy, no one’s gonna hurt you 🤥

7points

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Final score:

466points

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A C 2 years ago

Looks good to me!

103points

Doge 2 years ago

Both can be true

0points

Thatbadbassplayer 2 years ago

I would eat it.

13points

_scarlett_ 2 years ago

This looks really good!

11points

Alissa the Bored Fox 2 years ago

You mean...they WERE

7points

Ziggyc 2 years ago

Looks delicious

3points

GEPowers 2 years ago

Who is Herb, and how many of them are there.

3points

H G 2 years ago

Look like something from Spongebob squarepants

2points

Zorrrg 2 years ago

Looks foul to me!

1point

MAKtheknife 2 years ago

I would eat that!

1point

Burnt Bagel 2 years ago

That’s pretty funny!

1point

While some foods clearly have threatening auras as we have seen in this post, there exists a whole new world of weird and unusual foods popular among culinary thrill seekers. Edible insects like ants, crickets, and mealworms have been a staple in many far East diets, whether eaten raw, cooked, or added to other dishes.

Now, a growing body of research has found that edible insects have superior health benefits due to their high levels of vitamin B12, iron, zinc, fiber, essential amino acids, omega-3 and omega-6 fatty acids, and antioxidants.

For example, this study claims that the addition of edible insects such as crickets to the human diet could offer numerous benefits. For example, the environmental and nutritional benefits include an overall reduction in greenhouse gas emissions, decreased agricultural use of land and water, improved prevention and management of chronic diseases like diabetes, cancer, and cardiovascular disease, and enhanced immune function.

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Final score:

460points

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago

I would and have 100% done this

88points

What?? 2 years ago

More detailed than most art work in galleries... gorgeous

11points

astral slug 2 years ago

the little feets are truly too much to bear

5points

Rahim Carlock 2 years ago

"I'm not sure grandma would eat it, she probably just keep it as a pet."(Beverly hillbillies).

4points

SeaLouse 2 years ago

This is wonderful!

3points

Daniel Atkins 2 years ago

Look it is playing food.

3points

Alditekim 2 years ago

And it's not dead. Just pretending to be.

2points

kristinak911 2 years ago

THAT is HILARIOUS! 🤣😂🤣😃 And that's exactly what it looks like! 🤪

2points

222srphn 2 years ago

Definition of playing with your food😭

2points

dab 2 years ago

now you gotta worry 'bout wether or not it has rabies

2points

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Final score:

453points

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Lil Potato 2 years ago

Stay fresh, you CHEESE BAGS

108points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

same, you delicious piece of camembert 😄

15points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

See you later, Bag Size 20830cms approximately.

8points

JoshuaCombs 2 years ago

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Kel_how 2 years ago

Sounds like an insult from The Good Place

10points

Aria the Dog Lover 2 years ago

You are so right! Lol

3points

Rae Ramirez 2 years ago

This is a new insult. I love it.

6points

What?? 2 years ago

This joke is rather cheesy...

5points

Lynn Dougherty Quin 2 years ago

Don't cheese me off!

3points

LapCat 2 years ago

I hear this in Bart Simpson’s voice.

3points

B Jones 2 years ago

I was thinking Bender

0points

Dolly_of TheCowboy 2 years ago (edited)

"I can't believe smell ya later replaced good-bye"

2points

Potato Is Anxiety 2 years ago

I can't stop laughing

1point

Mr Old School Cool 2 years ago

Did you just call me a cheese bag? Lol

1point

KETGZ 2 years ago

It does sound like something Kelso would have said on that 70s show at random

1point

Cerridwn d'Wyse 2 years ago

Some actually do work

1point

deejak 2 years ago

So what are they?

0points

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Final score:

442points

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Timbob 2 years ago

And don’t get me started on invisible tape. I won’t fall for that one again!

7points

Cat Palmer 2 years ago

Yes, yes it did.

4points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

didn`t know milk comes in a gaseous form. How do pour that in your coffee?

3points

StumblingThroughLife 2 years ago

It's pretty much similar to condensed milk but unsweetened. The taste is lovely, btw.

1point

Cheryl Skina 2 years ago

"And just like that -- poof! The milk was gone."

1point

Kaleb 2 years ago

Well they're not wrong

1point

Melsa 2 years ago

Yep

1point

TK 421 2 years ago

Crazy short shelf life

1point

saltypancakes 2 years ago

'Hey guys, it's FREE!'

1point

HEADLESS ROACHS SISTER 2 years ago

What da fuq is this

1point

aussievet 2 years ago

it evaporated :)

11points

Susan Widomski 2 years ago

These are so funny!

0points

While today, most animals are born and raised for their muscle tissues, organ meats are largely overlooked. However, hunter-gatherers didn’t just eat muscle meat. They ate the organs too, such as brains, intestines and even testicles. In fact, the organs were highly prized.

Organ meats, known as offal, can be seen as a culinary oddity not for faint stomachs, but the fans of it claim it’s nature’s most concentrated source of virtually every important vitamin, mineral, amino acid, and fat.

Healthline reports that organ meats are particularly rich in B-vitamins, such as vitamin B12 and folate. They also have an abundance of minerals, including iron, magnesium, selenium and zinc, and important fat-soluble vitamins like vitamins A, D, E and K.

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Final score:

424points

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Satan Laughs 2 years ago

Buhahaha. I love irony.

82points

Susan Widomski 2 years ago

Buhahaha...salt irony.

0points

Mickipickie 2 years ago

True sign of the end days when your salt expires

7points

Blackheart 2 years ago

Here in the Southeastern US we just worry about it clumping together

4points

Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago

Yep when my sister was little she thought the rice in the salt shaker at a restaurant was a snack. Luckily her little baby hands weren’t strong enough to open it

7points

Alditekim 2 years ago

Throw it into the sea. Recycle!

2points

Rahim Carlock 2 years ago

Your container will expire. 5 4 3 2 1!

2points

Tim 2 years ago

I knew I should use this package 2 million years ago instead of buying a new one.

1point

ly189 2 years ago

same with the water bottle … its a exp.date for the bottle itself

1point

tyf9pqdsjx 8 months ago

Dang !

0points

ImSayu 2 years ago

Excuuuuuse me?

0points

G'ma B 2 years ago

NO way!

0points

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Final score:

383points

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fair_weather_rose 2 years ago

1st pic: me as a child. Last pic: me as a teen

103points

crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago

1st pic; me when my mental health is decent. Last pic; me rn

22points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

i relate to this so much

8points

will 2 years ago

real

3points

raisin hippo 2 years ago

I would upvote this but you're at 69

0points

glowworm2 2 years ago

I love how each picture of this thing looks more and more terrifying. The bleeding, hollow eyes aren’t helping.

18points

Blackheart 2 years ago

That last one looks like Alice Cooper

14points

Maggie Fulton 2 years ago

Pennywise the clown

3points

Id row 2 years ago

Reminds me of the alien eggs. alien-eggs...957ad7.jpg

5points

Vasana Phong 2 years ago

What am I looking at??

3points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

we should use these smileys to describe TV-shows

3points

Melissa Brown 2 years ago

This speaks to me more than it should.

2points

Terra Raizor 2 years ago

When you're emotional eating and crying and you look down and get the fright of your life!

1point

Shyla Bouche 2 years ago

This is why I eat plain chocolate.

1point

Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks 2 years ago

I feel the last pic

1point

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Final score:

358points

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Liz 2 years ago

I’m going to use this to start leaving positive messages ❤️

170points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Like 'Add more lube' and 'Are you brave enough?'

60points

Steal 2 years ago

Please don't.

48points

Tristan J 2 years ago

YTA

9points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

banana traitor!!

7points

Mulberry Juice 2 years ago

That would be more terrifying

5points

honeyk 2 years ago

no it's wasteful

4points

PenguinQueen 2 years ago

I would literally be wondering who my stalker was and how they got that close to my Bananas 😬

3points

Dingooo 2 years ago

Keep your hands off my banana.

1point

A Wild Bean 2 years ago

Aww you're a much better person that I am

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SteveO 2 years ago

You're my new hero, Liz!

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PVR 2 years ago

Much better idea, Liz!

0points

Dimp1961 2 years ago

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Lyone Fein 2 years ago

Damaging products that others are going to purchase

47points

Maisey Myles 2 years ago

Do it when you get home

6points

NotMe 2 years ago

Perfectly readable in the before shot, so you're really only damaging product that people won't pick. Please stop.

29points

Lynn Dougherty Quin 2 years ago

Damaging products that people won't pick, therefore causing product to go to waste, causing a loss to the store owner, causing price of product to rise so owner can recoup loss. Please STOP.

18points

Satan Laughs 2 years ago

Please don’t

29points

Mune 2 years ago

Idiot. Stop f*****g with other people's food.

22points

James Suttle 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure contaminating food is a serious offence

17points

gloria benado 2 years ago

How is that contaminating? It's bruised not contaminated. Not cool but not illegal

1point

cah 2 years ago

Not funny!

10points

Steal 2 years ago

Why would anyone do this? Lol! So ridiculous. Also, I have no doubt very many people would choose the first banana anyways....unless they are specifically looking for an over ripe banana.

5points

Carro Marxsson 2 years ago

I always go for the browner ones. Less starchy and more sweet. Would love to find a message on one of mine!

7points

PSimms 2 years ago

You are a diabolical genius.

4points

dab 2 years ago

how 'bout not touching my food

3points

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Final score:

349points

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Maggie 2 years ago

I'd definitely eat that.

177points

ginny weasley 2 years ago

would want to warm it up, but otherwise its basically a shepherd's pie

24points

Angi 2 years ago

My mom made meatloaf in a pie pan topped with mashed potatoes called it hamburger pie. I didn't realize until i was in my 30s I was eating meatloaf.

6points

astral slug 2 years ago

peel off the leaves though. that stuff's toxic.

4points

Clément D. 2 years ago

Thank you Maggie. Good not to be alone

3points

Kurichfield 2 years ago

In a heartbeat and then many heartbeats more before it stops beating entirely.

1point

Doge 2 years ago

Looks like somebody already did mate

1point

Upstaged75 2 years ago

You couldn't pay me to touch it!

0points

Thegoodboi Premium 2 years ago

Yeah I was going to say. This is...fine?

0points

Blackheart 2 years ago

I expected to hate it, yet I am intrigued

12points

glowworm2 2 years ago

This is a win!

10points

Vasana Phong 2 years ago

The first time I showed my son how I make meatloaf, I had him shape it up for me, we formed the letter C for his name, he was so ecstatic

8points

Kimba 2 years ago

That's such an awesome idea. I should make this for a potluck or gathering at my house!

8points

Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago

“Cheese”

8points

Jj321 2 years ago

American cheese is a real cheese. American cheese singles are not.

9points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

genuis

4points

Kaleb 2 years ago

Texas cake

3points

RagDollLali 2 years ago

We would use brisket, thank you very much.

3points

C C 2 years ago

that’s illegal. if it looks like cake, it must taste like cake. that’s just not fair

2points

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

I'd seriously hit on that!

1point

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Final score:

328points

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Dolly_of TheCowboy 2 years ago

The meatball Dom prefers to be called "Master Meat" or "Sir Balls on Wheat"

13points

Jennlyn 2 years ago

Bahahaha 🤣

2points

LeeAnne B 2 years ago

Did someone actually make a little mask and whip for the meatball?

8points

SnapStingray687 2 years ago

Probably photoshop

5points

RafCo (he/him/ele) 2 years ago (edited)

For Philadelphians out there, a sub is like a grinder or a hoagie, but it can be hot or cold. I know you bastards already know what a Dom is.

5points

Timbob 2 years ago

No it doesn’t.

2points

Gmaddles 2 years ago

Excellent and thought-provoking question...

2points

glowworm2 2 years ago

🤣🤣Well doms do involve balls!

2points

Cerridwn d'Wyse 2 years ago

Not always

9points

Id row 2 years ago

Could they spare the cheese and sauce on the left one? It's like when they show tacos with 8 cheese shreds on it. Why bother?

1point

RavenTheCat 2 years ago

Oh god no

1point

Rocky Mom 2 years ago

Lol, literally

0points

G'ma B 2 years ago

LoL!

0points

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Final score:

319points

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HEADLESS ROACHS SISTER 2 years ago

They seen some stuff

138points

glowworm2 2 years ago

They saw that chocolate bunny that was left melting in the car.

32points

i_like_boats 2 years ago

Wait… two roaches now?

10points

astral slug 2 years ago

probably the dom meatball

7points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

H-heelpp uuussss

5points

Abdul Rahman Falih 2 years ago

damn headless roach never told us she had a SISTER!

4points

Fickle_Pickle 2 years ago

Very scandalous stuff 😂😂😂

2points

Jordi Sharpe 2 years ago

Yeah, each other.

2points

Matthews 2 years ago

It’s missing an h. That’s a pack of marshmallow threats.

14points

Jennlyn 2 years ago

Lol 😂

2points

Greenmantle 2 years ago

They found the LSD stash before the cops did

13points

glowworm2 2 years ago

These are that evil chocolate bunny’s henchmen.

10points

Gmaddles 2 years ago

Peeps on meth?

9points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

demented tweets

6points

Lee F. 2 years ago

Shipped in from Chernobyl

6points

Melissa Brown 2 years ago

I should not be reminded of myself. I SHOULDN'T.

4points

Qia Munther 2 years ago

The faces...

2points

Dolly_of TheCowboy 2 years ago

When your items from LoveHoney and the Easter specials section get put in the same bag for delivery

2points

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Final score:

304points

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glowworm2 2 years ago

Gotta eat ‘em all!

113points

WindySwede 2 years ago

What's next, Nemo?

9points

WindySwede 2 years ago

Here is the preparation https://www.instagram.com/p/CRzmd01D2NT/

1point

Tall Tomatoe 2 years ago

whoah there

0points

Khavrinen 2 years ago

"Is the Pikachu ice cream from free-range, organic Pikachus?"

8points

Rahim Carlock 2 years ago

Yes.

0points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

you bastards!

5points

Lyone Fein 2 years ago

You have to juice a few Pikachus to make a good gelato.

5points

Mr. L 2 years ago

Like that Pikmin short, the night juicer

1point

Mune 2 years ago

O wonde what flavor that is. Banana? Pineapple? Lemon?

4points

Daniel Atkins 2 years ago

So this was team Rocket’s end game?

4points

Lonely Tentacle 2 years ago

Oh, in Greece I've also seen Smurf flavor, lol

3points

Melissa Brown 2 years ago

OH GOD NO.

2points

Derpy, Octavia, Vinyl 2 years ago

With a cherrim on top!

0points

Laura Mitchell 2 years ago

🤣

0points

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Final score:

303points

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Thomas E S Thomas 2 years ago

Should have used onions. "Ogres are like Onions..."

105points

Mr. L 2 years ago

"You mean they smell bad and make you cry?"

18points

Isabella Rivas 2 years ago

Parfait

2points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Many layers?

2points

AlexJ 2 years ago

onions spoil potatoes

2points

Isabella Rivas 2 years ago

No parfait

1point

That guy Nic B. 2 years ago

Look at the clothes

1point

~MushroomFrog~ 2 years ago

They have layers.

1point

Lonely Tentacle 2 years ago

"used onions", LOL! 😂 That was cute. ❤

1point

Jack O'reilly 2 years ago

you're so wrapped up in layers onion boy you didn't even realise

0points

Sunshine Sunshine 2 years ago

Not cursed, blessed.

6points

Rick Funk 2 years ago

Somebody has talent.

4points

Renegade 2 years ago

Quality work

3points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

lol, who did this?

3points

Margaret H 2 years ago

Someone who has more imagination and time than most workers in the vegetable department.

5points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

where are his arms?!?

2points

Potato Is Anxiety 2 years ago

This is f*cking funny

1point

What?? 2 years ago

He looks like he knows something we don't...

1point

Little L 2 years ago

No one will dare to destroy it though

1point

ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago

Impressive.

0points

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Final score:

281points

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fair_weather_rose 2 years ago (edited)

Would you like some salad cookies for dessert with your chocolate chip dip and cinnamon roll pizza?

36points

HEADLESS ROACHS SISTER 2 years ago

Actually, that sound pretty good

7points

Watson Eshelman 2 years ago

K

2points

JoJo Anisko 2 years ago

*dessert

1point

Jack O'reilly 2 years ago

they make you cry?

0points

Id row 2 years ago

Nachos, Flanders style. nachos-fla...1dc9cd.jpg

4points

Tim 2 years ago

Cucumbers with cream cheese!

1point

Ches Yamada 2 years ago (edited)

I saw this in an earlier post and refuse to stop calling these "salad cookies" because it makes me giggle

4points

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

Toss in a bowl of good ranch or bleu cheese and I'd kill that whole plate!

2points

Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago

Only if they have a bit of salt or ranch with them. Then we'll talk.

2points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

clearly cakes

2points

Susan Widomski 2 years ago

Ewww. Is dipping them in Ranch dressing like whipped cream?

0points

G'ma B 2 years ago

LoL!

0points

Naomie Moore 2 years ago

Genius!

0points

Book Worm Panda 2 years ago

Breathe in 1. 2. 3. Breathe out 3. 2. 1. "aaaah... AAAAAAAAHHHH!"

0points

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Final score:

261points

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HEADLESS ROACHS SISTER 2 years ago

*Takes a bit* oh really- *starts flopping on the ground*

85points

Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

Hmm. IMO mocking epilepsy isn't exactly hilarious, even in online "emotes".

18points

AnnaJ718 2 years ago

hey, people are really coming at you for this post. to me, it looks like you posted this just for laughs, without intention of poking fun or anything. sorry they all are arguing. happened to me later on in this same article as well :(

7points

Screeching Owl 2 years ago

Username checks out

3points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

3points

Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago

NOT COOL!!! WHATTHEFUCKINGHELL?!

2points

AnnaJ718 2 years ago

*then gets stabbed 23 times over*

1point

Billy Maguire 2 years ago

Quick! Give 'em a Chicken DURM Stick to bite on...

0points

Eastendbird 2 years ago

a) I think we all got the joke without the rather insensitive comment. And b) I've smashed my face up during an epileptic seizure more than once, never mind the other unpleasant effects. It's hardly as simple as "flopping the ground".

0points

BarBeeGirl 2 years ago (edited)

I’ll have the 6 piece chicken durm stick

17points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

I'll have the chicken durm stick, please

9points

SillyPandaBunny 2 years ago

What’s a durm stick?

6points

Margaret H 2 years ago

Dyslexic chicken.

14points

Ashen Brooks (They/Them) 2 years ago

I feel so bad for epileptics going to this restaurant...

5points

Epileptic Empire 2 years ago

Probably would still eat there.

1point

Burnt Bagel 2 years ago

Foreign menus are awesome, especially in Southeast Asia.

4points

Chewie Baron Premium 2 years ago

Look up Stanley Tucci bad English menus Graham Norton on YouTube. It is hilarious!

7points

Telepathetic 2 years ago

I luv "durm sticks"

2points

Daniel Atkins 2 years ago

It is so they don’t get sued.

2points

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

Some "durm" sticks too!

1point

David 2 years ago

Come for the seizures, stay for the chicken durms

1point

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Final score:

259points

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Lonely Tentacle 2 years ago

Totally saw a boat on water (at a glance) and after I saw the caption I realized what I was looking at, lol!

118points

Peeka_Mimi Premium 2 years ago

My fat@$$ saw cheesecake.

13points

X-the-Outcast 1 year ago

I saw the ocean from a plane until I saw the slice taken out.

0points

Klondike Penguin 2 years ago

Me too!

0points

@wanderlustt 2 years ago (edited)

Me too! I thought it looked kinda rusty

0points

Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago

Honestly what was I supposed to think it was?

17points

CJ the Ghost 2 years ago

I think the sauce on top is supposed to look like water, and the part were the slice is looks like a boat? Not 100% sure though

10points

Passerby 2 years ago

I saw a cake first. I still see it as a cake more than a ship. I wonder what it says about me.

15points

Angi 2 years ago

That like me you are hungry

7points

Pheonixvatoreii 2 years ago

I saw cake immediately so my priorities are very clear

7points

Melody Shanahan-Kluth 2 years ago

Am I bad for simply seeing cheesecake?

4points

Mune 2 years ago

r/confusingperspective?

2points

Sandy Kavanaugh 2 years ago

Oh yes- cheesecake with blueberry preserves!

1point

Shyla Bouche 2 years ago

Row, row your boat, gently through the lake. Ha, ha, fooled you, I'm a blue cake!

1point

KETGZ 2 years ago

I never want to travel more than I want cake, so Hah! to you, caption maker!

1point

T5n 2 years ago

It’s a DESSERTed island!

1point

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Final score:

246points

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saltypancakes 2 years ago

I think I'd rather have Yeezy at home.

197points

Spocks's Mom 2 years ago

Yeezy makes me uneasy. 👎

20points

gloria benado 2 years ago

Way tastier and probably not as antisemitic.Lol 🤣

7points

raisin hippo 2 years ago

Screw kanye

4points

CrazyCatLady 2 years ago

I know same, that looks frickin’ delicious

4points

Plebbit 2 years ago

No thank you. I don't need any Yeezy at my home. My house is a Yeezy-free zone. Yeezy Freezy.

3points

Clay S. 2 years ago

Same. Not a fan of ye aka Kanye Aka whatever he is calling himself now

1point

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Doubtless.

1point

Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

I know it's a joke, but I'm reminded of what a horrible person Kanye West is, every time I see a photo of someone showing off their expensive Yeezys. (Yeezies?)

22points

Erica Knapp 2 years ago

Same and I really don't want to be reminded of him anymore, unless there's a way to get him to permanently go away from humanity, then I'm in lol

4points

Yayheterogeneity 2 years ago

Eeeew they are so ugly. Are they really a thing??!

21points

Mulberry Juice 2 years ago

Apparently yes. I searched it up and they are £179.06

10points

Johnnynatfan 2 years ago

Those are the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen. Jesus who would want to wear those?

8points

Luna Crow 2 years ago (edited)

Seriously WTF! This is the first I've seen or heard of them, and now I need the unsee juice..

0points

Id row 2 years ago

I'd rather have the dumplings. I would never buy anything with that idiot's name attached to it, even formerly.

6points

Lynn Dougherty Quin 2 years ago

These are actually creepy, lije some strange fungus. I can't imagine anyone actually buying them for

3points

Marilyn Russell 2 years ago

What the hell? Are those actual shoes? Weird.

2points

Aria the Dog Lover 2 years ago

These are actually delicious. I forget if it's dumplings or pot stickers or just something else. But it's absolutely amazingly incredibly delicious.

2points

g90814 2 years ago

yup dumplings/pot stickers. There's a korean brand I've been buying lately, yummy, and easy to make. Brand is Bibigo, green and white packaging in frozen section.

0points

BoredPandaSucks 2 years ago

wtf is Yeezy?

1point

Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

Kanye West's overpriced shoe brand/design. They're called Yeezies because his nickname is Ye, the second syllable of his name, hence... Yeezies. Or Yeezys. TBH not sure which it'd be for plural. XD

6points

Susan Widomski 2 years ago

Mom, do I have to glue them on?

0points

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Final score:

227points

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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago

ROFL but seriously, leave my relatives out of this!

69points

Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

HA! I actually choked on my soda reading your comment XD I'm reminded of my family, except *I* am the "bizarre white" - I'm white af but I was adopted at birth into a Mexican family XD

9points

waddles 2 years ago

i seriously thought this was referring to the "three otters" and i was like what? i would love to have an otter as a boyfriend (if it actually is, i swear)

4points

Nadine Debard 2 years ago

Three otters... In a trenchcoat ?

4points

Id row 2 years ago

If I saw otters on the label, I'd buy it. I don't even like white wine.

2points

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

They're all such winers...

1point

Ashen Brooks (They/Them) 2 years ago

this is like every straight girl crush ive had...

1point

ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago

Haha!

0points

Susan Widomski 2 years ago

So funny!

0points

g90814 2 years ago

I'll take the otters... men, and the wine.

0points

Eris Kallisti 2 years ago

One of those is definitely pink

0points

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Final score:

225points

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Blackheart 2 years ago

Hell yeah! Great for Halloween!

50points

Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago

And me! 🖤🤟🏼

0points

Steal 2 years ago

Clever

5points

Id row 2 years ago

We have such crispy crackers to show you.

3points

Melissa Brown 2 years ago

... "Babe, where's the baby?"

3points

Ches Yamada 2 years ago

Brilliant!

3points

Lyone Fein 2 years ago

Love it

3points

Susan Widomski 2 years ago

Brilliant!! I have to type slower or I get a warning I am reading too fast!

0points

ImSayu 2 years ago

They weren't joking when they said hellraiser

0points

G'ma B 2 years ago

EEEwwwww!

0points

MandaLee 2 years ago

So well done. Also, nope nope.

0points

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Final score:

218points

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River Daski 2 years ago

the egg IS the chicken 😂

153points

Berit-Bärbel Rebane 2 years ago

Egg is the chicken that never crossed the road

18points

RafCo (he/him/ele) 2 years ago

Don't you also use egg noodles in chicken noodle soup?

8points

Burnt Bagel 2 years ago

Touché!

3points

astral slug 2 years ago

it needs to sit for a little while before it's ready to eat

1point

Vasana Phong 2 years ago

Will cost you 20$ for that at a restaurant, $27.50 with that egg though

9points

Blackheart 2 years ago

That is egg bobbing soup.

9points

Shayne Randlett 2 years ago

He kind of jumped the gun on that chicken.

6points

LeeAnne B 2 years ago

It's deconstructed.

6points

BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago

no, at least deconstructed dishes have all the ingredients

5points

Fickle_Pickle 2 years ago

Well friend isn’t really wrong here. The egg is technically a baby chicken so… 😅

4points

Erica Ventura 2 years ago

The soups just still in development

3points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

ungrateful, surely

2points

Sharkie 2 years ago

He didn't say anything about disliking the soup itself. Just that he can't understand why the friend called it chicken noodle soup with named ingredients missing.

6points

Potato Is Anxiety 2 years ago

Repost

1point

Potato Is Anxiety 2 years ago

Very *fun*

1point

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Final score:

218points

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Duncan 2 years ago

Looks more like raw chicken :(

173points

WindySwede 2 years ago (edited)

Exactley my thought, breaded chicken. But I don't think JL here have seen Wagyu, this is not how it looks!

9points

Susan Widomski 2 years ago

If it was raw chicken, it would a lighter shade of disgusting.

0points

Clay S. 2 years ago

I thought it was "medium rare" chicken at first too

0points

fair_weather_rose 2 years ago

I used to love these, but once I vomited one across the floor of a lawyers office and ruined my favorite sneakers, I don't see the point

5points

BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago

that's what happened to me but with bacon and eggs in 2nd grade. I haven't been able to eat most types of eggs or bacon without gagging in years

2points

N8 Lamphere 2 years ago

Seared Ahi tuna

4points

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

It looks like ahi tuna actually!

1point

T5n 2 years ago

I haven’t had one of those(good humor strawberry shortcake) in ages! Now I want one!

1point

Id row 2 years ago

That is some raw chicken. raw-chicke...18a8a4.jpg

1point

CrazyCatLady 2 years ago

Oh no…

1point

Unpopular opinions 2 years ago

Looks like tuna.

1point

Ashen Brooks (They/Them) 2 years ago

looks like raw meat

1point

Melissa Brown 2 years ago

Don't do that. Please. For my sanity.

1point

Mune 2 years ago

I love strawberry shortccake icecream

1point

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Final score:

214points

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fair_weather_rose 2 years ago

Wha... Why?

141points

Ray Perkins 2 years ago

No one seems to know, but I also heard it was somewhere in the Arctic where food is expensive. https://www.truthorfiction.com/canadian-peanut-butter-packaging/

25points

gloria benado 2 years ago

I thought it was like liver wurst or spoiled innards of some sort. Definitely needs a sign though "Read the fine print". LoL 🤣

1point

Izzati Hassan (Izzie H) 1 year ago

I'm guessing this is a bakery ingredients store. I've seen them pack jam and hazelnut spread in plastic baggies as well. They don't need jars since this will be used in one setting.

0points

ImSayu 2 years ago

Saves plastic

0points

Zorrrg 2 years ago

More like, how!?

0points

Tina Harnish 2 years ago

Where?

0points

tw 72 2 years ago

Actually, this is pretty smart - if the intent is to cut back on plastics in the environment. Take it home, put it in a reusable container. Though it is covered in plastic, it is definitely less than a big plastic tub.

0points

Liz 2 years ago

I thought that was highly processed “chicken”

19points

MisterE 2 years ago

$12.25?

17points

SeaLouse 2 years ago

Reminds me of the inside of a colostomy bag.

8points

R 2 years ago

As an healthcare worker I can confirm this. Many times it does actually look like that. And have more similarities to peanut butter too… like the difference in textures…. I no longer buy peanut butter myself. Luckily the smell is absolutely different

3points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

This abomination

6points

Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago

Keeps the dog entertained for approx. 42 mins.

5points

Maisey Myles 2 years ago

I was thinking the same thing. It would come in handy when clipping my dogs nails. Even better if it came with double side tape so I could slap it on the wall

3points

Thomas E S Thomas 2 years ago

I've seen it packaged that way at the farmers market. Jars are expensive.

5points

R 2 years ago

I have not seen those type of styrofoam packages in many years here! And the more I think of it, I’m getting more and more sure about that’s not used

5points

Marilyn Russell 2 years ago

So much wrong here. How do you store it? Would just take one puncture of the plastic wrap to contaminate the whole thing. Is someone just very stupid?

3points

gloria benado 2 years ago

Uhm put it in a container 🤣

0points

LeeAnne B 2 years ago

Glass is reusable. Styrofoam.. no.

3points

Tushar Roy Mukherjee 2 years ago

oh thats just how much I want to consume in a day.

2points

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Final score:

206points

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Dragons Exist 2 years ago

Roll it up like candy sushi with gummy worms

41points

astral slug 2 years ago

put some cool wip so it sticks👍

4points

Little L 2 years ago

Fun fact: we don't have Swedish Fish in Sweden

17points

Let’s Be Kind 2 years ago

Yep! They’re just called “fish.”

9points

BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago

Google seems to disagree with you but I'll trust someone who says they live in Sweden more than Google lol. Google said there's also a black licorice flavor soo

1point

General Anaesthesia 2 years ago

But you have that smelly Surströmming, no?

0points

Lyone Fein 2 years ago

Biblically accurate?

7points

Lee F. 2 years ago

Look up 'biblically accurate angels'

9points

zak 2 years ago

Jackpot! Fun fact, if you throw a Swedish fish really hard at a hard flat surface (like cement) it will shatter into pieces.

5points

BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago

bro what I need to try this now

1point

Lee F. 2 years ago

"Be not afraid"

4points

fair_weather_rose 2 years ago

I would totally eat this, no question

2points

Legendbird 2 years ago

Bě̸̛̲̯̓͂̓̌͛ ̵̜̥͖́̒͑̒̿́̚n̷̙̹̉̕ͅǫ̵̧̭͇̼̹͛̓̐̓t̵͔̓͋͜͜ ̴̨̭̭̬͚̃a̴̟̦̭͍̩͓̝͆͒̃͛̓f̶̠̯̋̂͊̍̍͘r̶̙͊̽̊̿ä̵̡̩͌̈͑͑̇i̶̡̱̯͎̼͎̊͝d̵̬̑͗.

1point

Id row 2 years ago

I want to eat that mutant gummy blob so much.

1point

Daphne Dear 2 years ago

Yum!! 😋🤤

1point

glowworm2 2 years ago

That’s a Swedish Eldritch abomination.

1point

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Final score:

201points

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VonBlade 2 years ago

Shoep is the best pun I've ever seen on one of these.

9points

nyypg4s9hj 8 months ago

Shoep !! I agree with you

0points

Lyone Fein 2 years ago

Ew. What is the thing with serving food in clothing?

7points

BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago

memes lol. I've seen a few that were photoshopped but sometimes I can't tell if it's real or not

0points

I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago

Dude... I gagged at this. I work for a thrift company, and you would not believe some of the things I've found in shoes 😳

6points

Daniel Atkins 2 years ago

Is that en pointe or just flats? I’ll wedge one more in.

4points

Id row 2 years ago

I'm sure some hipster doofus restaurant has done that.

2points

JL 2 years ago

NOEP

2points

Steve Robert 2 years ago

We were out of champagne so I made you some shoep

1point

Greenmantle 2 years ago

"Art" *cough

1point

G'ma B 2 years ago

No! Ewwww!

0points

Cindy RS 2 years ago

I used to have a pair of shoes like that. Never enjoyed shoep, however.

0points

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Final score:

190points

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Maggie 2 years ago

Triple retch.

179points

Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)

But it really gives you the visceral experience of what making out with someone with rabies would be like! That's an experience you won't get anywhere else! XD (joking)

36points

tw 72 2 years ago

Yeah. I threw up on the carpet. Gonna blame the cat.

6points

Thomas Ewing 2 years ago

Not classy or cool. Lowbrow!

0points

Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago

https://www.everywhereist.com/2021/12/bros-restaurant-lecce-we-eat-at-the-worst-michelin-starred-restaurant-ever/ Link to the original full review of this disaster dinner. Quite a hoot to read because the whole thing is so absurd

41points

AlexJ 2 years ago (edited)

Thanks for sharing. That review was hilarious!

15points

neil jagurdo 2 years ago

Thank you! I just wasted a post saying I knew there's a full review somewhere, it is hilarious and I get to read it again thanks to you.

2points

Nancy T 2 years ago

Read it..so funny! Thank you!

2points

Luna Crow 2 years ago

Wow. That was quite a horror story to read before bed.. at least I've already had dinner! If it weren't for the reviewer's clever writing style I'd be very depressed after reading that. Impressed that they were able to manage a sense of humor through the ordeal! I'll have to read more from them, thanks for sharing

1point

Clay S. 2 years ago (edited)

Michelin should stick to making tires, they clearly know nothing about food if they are giving stars to this place

0points

BoredPandaSucks 2 years ago

i am pretty sure plaster is not a food safe substance to use for a serving vessel

13points

fair_weather_rose 2 years ago (edited)

Immersive experience at bizarre art galery: yes. Food at an actual restaurant? No, never.

10points

Gmaddles 2 years ago

I really don't think utensils matters here at all. Utensils would not take away the horror and unsanitary of the sickening directions.

7points

KitTheNugget 2 years ago

ew

6points

Thatbadbassplayer 2 years ago

And Tarentinos next film is…..

5points

Ashbug 2 years ago

Don't order the chocolate dessert

3points

Erica Knapp 2 years ago

There's the gold I was looking for lmao thank you!!

0points

Aubrie Allen 2 years ago

That's how I server my boyfriend Kraft Mac and cheese.

3points

Marilyn Russell 2 years ago

That’s disgusting. That’s when they get just too clever. Go back to making food normally.

2points

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Final score:

177points

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Lil Potato 2 years ago

Rolling Stones burger

131points

Burnt Bagel 2 years ago

Well played!

6points

DebB 2 years ago

Or Kiss

3points

Cal the dragon (she/her) 2 years ago

Yep

1point

Terra Raizor 2 years ago

Noice!

0points

VonBlade 2 years ago

WAZZUP!

6points

LeighPig 2 years ago

Yesss! This is what I came here to comment. Literally the first thing that came to my mind :D

0points

Gmaddles 2 years ago

It's obvi got the tongue thang happening but I see some teeth at the party too!

5points

K Tigress 2 years ago

Horse tongue sandwich. The sandwich that licks or bites you back. Num!

4points

Barbara Kelly 2 years ago

It's Canadian bacon, which comes in oval or round slices.

0points

Trophy Husband 2 years ago

So that's what a tounge sandwich is...

2points

Paul Neff 2 years ago

I saw Donkey from Shrek....

1point

Unpopular opinions 2 years ago

Horse tongue?

1point

Ashen Brooks (They/Them) 2 years ago

AYO ITS ROLLING STONES

1point

Susan Widomski 2 years ago

More retch.

0points

okpkpkp 2 years ago

a HAMburger.

0points

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Final score:

165points

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Lil Potato 2 years ago

that is not meat what is that!?

50points

Pillowhead 2 years ago

This is a YouTube video by Binging with Babish - he tried to recreate a recipe that was featured on the show called 'American Dad'

17points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

You know when your cat has diarrhoea, and you empty the litter box...

7points

MP 2 years ago

Meatgetti

3points

Patricia 2 years ago

Looks like pureéd Spam.

3points

Spocks's Mom 2 years ago

A pile of vomit

3points

Winnie the Moo 2 years ago

I guess if you cook ground beef right out of it’s package?

1point

Susan Widomski 2 years ago

Leftovers?

0points

Sheryl Thompson 2 years ago

Minced meat

0points

Klondike Penguin 2 years ago

Looks like poi.

0points

KETGZ 2 years ago

It is wrong is what it is, wrong I tell you!

0points

Mickysixxx 2 years ago

Looks like slow cooked pulled beef

0points

LeeAnne B 2 years ago

Spagballs is a word I must try use in conversation soon!

4points

Melissa Brown 2 years ago

I feel sick.

2points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

i see what you did, clever

2points

Octopus 2 years ago

Why...did i just see sid the sloth???

1point

Potato Is Anxiety 2 years ago

I'd eat it

1point

Kaleb 2 years ago

I'm running out of Italian jokes, someone help me

1point

kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago

“You pay the money you owe us or I’ll have Vinny stab a fork into your spagballs.”

3points

AnnaJ718 2 years ago

I'd think itd be maghetti and speetballs

1point

Burnt Bagel 2 years ago

I’m thinking your dog might have s**t on your plate?

1point

Derpy, Octavia, Vinyl 2 years ago

Spagballs lol

0points

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Final score:

158points

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Thiago Gonsalves 2 years ago

My butt was half cooked when I was a child lol

156points

Ashen Brooks (They/Them) 2 years ago

same

6points

Page intentially left blank 2 years ago

Thank you for that. Nearly spat out my coffee...

2points

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

Yeah, mine got kinda roasted a bit as well!

1point

RufffiesWithRidges 2 years ago

Hahaha hahaha hahaha

0points

Aubrie Allen 2 years ago

My dude yelled at me that because I only slapped dinner 23,027 time, and he can taste that it was undercooked.

19points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago

That would be 5996.34 km/h or around Mach 4.9

10points

crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago

Seems kinda kinky idk

6points

PupperPanda 2 years ago

American measurement systems taken to the extreme.

4points

Blackheart 2 years ago

But does is slap after you cook it? Okay, I'll leave

4points

SeaLouse 2 years ago

Sound like a creative and fun way to ruin a chicken.

3points

Khavrinen 2 years ago

Food Theory did a video about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9exmuXjzIQ

2points

BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago (edited)

I've literally watched every single food theory and that's probably one of my favorites, along with cooking food in the dryer lol

1point

boone williams 2 years ago

But what about choking my chicken? Out of curiosity...

1point

Apatheist Account2 2 years ago

You don't want to be known as a chick slapper.

1point

Susan Widomski 2 years ago

I hesitate to wonder what someone else might try with meat.

0points

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Final score:

125points

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Daniel Atkins 2 years ago

He hasn’t slapped it yet just you wait.

328points

kirsten 2 years ago

HA! Nice call back!

26points

Great Panda Mamu 2 years ago

I read BP backwards, so start at the bottom and get to end with the top entries. This made no sense until I read up a few and got to the cooking by slaps entry. I was extremely confused. But now I have a great mental image of some guy standing there just slapping at this bag. XD

7points

Melissa Brown 2 years ago

LMAO good one!

6points

A Jones 2 years ago

be quite the audience to witness a person going to beat their meat.

2points

Lady Miss Pie Premium 2 years ago

BRAVO lol

1point

Kurichfield 2 years ago

And another coffee and keyboard for the bin are born...

0points

Amanda Fondaumiere 2 years ago

Thank you for the laugh

0points

Steal 2 years ago

Yes he is what, fired?

19points

Momo Skarsgard 2 years ago

Not bright?

1point

Paddling Panda 2 years ago

On the shìtter with explosive diarrhea?

10points

Jelio13 2 years ago

I thought the question was "Is he single?" Cause someone would tell him that is inappropriate chicken

8points

KMill 2 years ago (edited)

I hated work potlucks when I was a receptionist. The whole dept would bring me their dishes and crockpots for me to deal with until the party. I had one staff member literally put a bag of groceries on my desk at 8am. Just produce for a sandwich bar/picnic themed potluck. I spent all morning washing and cutting produce while my work went ignored. And if you leave your dish of leftovers for me to deal with, your pretty little stoneware dish might find a new home. I finally started calling out sick on potluck days. Don’t do this to your receptionists and assistants people!

7points

Terra Raizor 2 years ago

What the heck?? Our potlucks had no extended lunch time, so still 30 minutes, everyone had to figure out their own storage and there was only four outlets accessible for to crockpot. Our secretary gets to be part of the upstairs daily luncheons that are paid for by the company and she is really really mean.

0points

Rumina Io 2 years ago

Maybe he didn't know what a potluck was and thought it was BBQ

5points

Eris Kallisti 2 years ago

Or that everyone brought something to put into a pot, and you'd end up eating communal soup? When I was little this is what I thought a potluck was because of the Stone Soup story.

1point

Cpt. Robert Christian 2 years ago

I would return it to him, by hiding this in his car 🚗.. Better yet, in his filing cabinet or desk.

3points

Analyn Lahr 2 years ago

Dead? He's dead?

2points

Izzati Hassan (Izzie H) 1 year ago

This story is a lot longer than one tweet - the OP said, in multiple tweets - that the coworker is white, of course, uses the communal air fryer to cook the chicken, not washing his hands while preparing it, undercooks it slightly, and one of their other coworkers got sick eating it.

0points

Susan Widomski 2 years ago

Ahhh. Chicken sushi.

0points

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Final score:

61points

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Liz 2 years ago

Looks like a shih tzu

56points

I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago

That's exactly what I saw too!!

0points

TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago

And on top she got a broken N key

5points

Let’s Be Kind 2 years ago

Poor Hammah Bell!

1point

fair_weather_rose 2 years ago

It looked like a depressed pug

4points

Amanda Rose 2 years ago

Wookie banana.

2points

Christine 2 years ago

Wookie bamama*

5points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

it looks like my dog!

2points

Melissa Brown 2 years ago

Aww. BURN IT.

1point

KitTheNugget 2 years ago

looks like the dog of her pfp…

1point

TheAnimalGoddess 2 years ago

I see a sloth 🦥

1point

ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago

What's with all the M's?

0points

Rebelliousslug 2 years ago

Looks like someones n key isn’t working

0points

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Final score:

60points

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crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago

Biblically accurate lemon. Striking resemblance to me

31points

WindySwede 2 years ago

birthing a new lemon

1point

Gmaddles 2 years ago

I am genuinely freaked out by this thing. Genuinely.

10points

Lady Miss Pie Premium 2 years ago

Me too

0points

Mike 2 years ago

This looks infected.

4points

Daniel Atkins 2 years ago

Alien citrus version.

3points

Erica Ventura 2 years ago

Could it be a completely malformed Buddhas fingers? My avatar is a picture of one I took on a walk once

2points

Susan Reid Smith 2 years ago

What is it?

1point

River Daski 2 years ago

looks like an incredibly mutated lemon. they're prone to mutating, but this is a rather extreme example of it

4points

Electra Complex 2 years ago

What is it about mutated fruits that freaks me out so much 😱😱

0points

Wadofbees 2 years ago

When life gives you lemons, make sacrifices :)

0points

Barbara Kayton 2 years ago

That is actually fascinating

0points

Kimba 2 years ago

I get crazy looking lemons like that on my tree. I cut open a few and there's like no lemon pulp in it. So I pick these lemons off the tree whenever I see them growing. Waste of energy and nutrients growing into inedible fruit.

0points

#33

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Final score:

50points

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Dragons Exist 2 years ago

I'm writing an scp about that

26points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago (edited)

It kidnaps children and puts them on milk cartons. While everyone is searching for the missing child, the still living and motionless child cries inside as he watches the slowly dwindling search from the side of the carton

10points

Lee F. 2 years ago

MIlkwalker isn't real, Milkwalker can't hurt you....

7points

AnnaJ718 2 years ago

what's an scp? (actually curious, idk what it means)

1point

SCP 4666 2 years ago

Safe, Euclid or Keter ?😀

0points

saltypancakes 2 years ago

I'm going to listen to milkwalker because I'm afraid he'll kill me in my sleep if I don't.

6points

JD Cass 2 years ago

Milkwalker is pleased...for now.

4points

glowworm2 2 years ago

I don’t feel safe with that thing staring at my soul!

6points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

Milkwalker looks like he wants to kill me

4points

Screeching Owl 2 years ago

Trevor Henderson made a creature on this

2points

Corwin 02 2 years ago

Baba Yaga's house giving advice to children , yeah that will go over well.

2points

Satan Laughs 2 years ago

They’ve seen that thing on Skin-Walker Ranch

2points

SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago

And your parents' names. I remember that mantra from preschool. XD

1point

Electra Complex 2 years ago

Milkwalker knows all that information about you.... Do you feel safe?

0points

Timbob 2 years ago

And be sure to know how to read, especially milk cartons.

0points

#34

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Final score:

47points

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Lil Potato 2 years ago

YOU KILLED THE SMILEY FRIES?!

15points

Clown fish 2 years ago

New depression faces for people who can't cope eating smiles

4points

waddles 2 years ago

this goes against every law i have ever know since i was a tot

2points

Blackheart 2 years ago

They served the surprised emoji fries at school one day, and the middle schoolers had a field day with them.

2points

J. Grawn 2 years ago

Again, view after magic mushrooms

1point

Boots 2 years ago

Depressed tots.

0points

Boots 2 years ago

For those times when you just can't smile: apathy fries

0points

Rosie Red 2 years ago

Sigh.

0points

K R 2 years ago

😑😞

0points

Jono 2 years ago

They’re just sleeping.

0points

Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks 2 years ago

Oh they look so sad

0points

#35

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Final score:

41points

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Lonely Tentacle 2 years ago

I'm disregarding the evil eye charms on the glasses, but I have to say that otherwise, those drinks are very aesthetically pleasing! Very pretty!

17points

Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago

Looks like toilet water when you use those deodorizer disks.

10points

Lakota Wolf 2 years ago

GDI I thought they were really pretty and appealing until I read this XD

7points

K Tigress 2 years ago

Its a Romulan martini?

6points

JD Cass 2 years ago

I like these Evil Eye jello-shot-looking thingies

4points

It's_me 2 years ago

Is Bored Panda censoring still?

2points

Burnt Bagel 2 years ago

Of f*****g course🤪

3points

Iva Kazalova 2 years ago

This is absolutely gorgeous, and nothing to do with indigo being my favourite colour

1point

Clay S. 2 years ago

We need a recipe for this

0points

Little L 2 years ago

Evil Eye

0points

#36

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Final score:

40points

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Lyone Fein 2 years ago

What

27points

Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago (edited)

...in the spicy fresh fuckedup psychoshit hell?!

2points

Ziggyc 2 years ago

Prostrate exam practice for doctors ?

8points

Rosie Red 2 years ago

LOL!

1point

deejak 2 years ago

Tbh, I do that too when I want to reuse the glove after a few minutes of doing something else.

5points

Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago

Must be Claude Rains. (Add five points to your score if you get the reference.)

1point

Gmaddles 2 years ago

Whoooooaaaa

1point

Burnt Bagel 2 years ago

Everywhere I think I might want to go with that is just totally wrong!

0points

#37

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Final score:

39points

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Blackheart 2 years ago

How did...how did they...what is happening here?

36points

Ches Yamada 2 years ago

It's not resl, that's why. LOL. See Erica Ventura's reply below!

2points

Erica Ventura 2 years ago

If you look to the right you can see the watermark true Wagner, he's an absurdist prank artist based in LA. He created this and snuck it onto the dairy case. A sense of humor is the best

17points

Clément D. 2 years ago

Thank you! something seemed off, and now we're sure it is a prank. Well spotted!

2points

Kristie French 2 years ago

Look, it comes with a fork!

2points

fair_weather_rose 2 years ago

Spoiled milk, anyone? Comes with its own living organisms, free of charge!

1point

ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago

How the heII do you get it out of there?

0points

dev mehta 2 years ago

Those green bits aren't vegetables...

0points

Boots 2 years ago

That looks absolutely disgusting

0points

Rosie Red 2 years ago

What are the dark chunky things?

0points

Timbob 2 years ago

And how will you….?

0points

Burnt Bagel 2 years ago

Exclusively at 7-11😂😂😂

0points

#38

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Final score:

36points

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Blackheart 2 years ago

That's like $5000 worth of eggs now!

41points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Per tile

2points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

goodbye yellow egg road

6points

Sans Serif 2 years ago

Nice!

0points

Satan Laughs 2 years ago

Gru’s POV.

3points

A Bobcat From Philly 2 years ago

All of that chicken caviar gone to waste...

2points

HEADLESS ROACHS SISTER 2 years ago

What?! Poor chickies.

2points

Nancy T 2 years ago

Fourth course of a three star Michelin restaurant.

1point

Steal 2 years ago

How are some of the yolks still intact?

1point

Adam L 2 years ago

Ha, the yolks on you!

0points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago

Can't make an omelette til you break a few eggs..... Ooops

0points

Angela Kelley 2 years ago

At the price of eggs, does this count for the 5 second rule, or 10?

0points

#39

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Final score:

35points

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Lil Potato 2 years ago

i think i threw up in my mouth a little

15points

Spocks's Mom 2 years ago

A little???

3points

LeeAnne B 2 years ago

Water not hot enough and I think it helps if you stir the water to create a centrifugal force and this keeps your eggs perfectly shaped.

12points

Steal 2 years ago

Looks like alien embryos. 😬👎

7points

Robert T 2 years ago

Because you are supposed to use hen's eggs and not those of a dementor!

5points

TrolleyNotTheCart 2 years ago

I'm waiting for 6_legged critters to crawl out of them

4points

Jennik 2 years ago

Could be one of two things: water boiling too hard, so it agitates the egg white too much, or the eggs were a bit older (I don't mean going off, just not really new and fresh) so the whites have started going a bit runny - this causes the "wispies" when the egg hits the water. Stirring the water only helps if you are cooking a single egg.

3points

Deborah B 2 years ago

Gently break the eggs into a collander, and let the thin white escape. Then tip into the water to poach. Using just the thicker white and the yolk makes poached eggs hold together better.

2points

Iva Kazalova 2 years ago

Ectoplasm for brekkie?

2points

Izzy Curer 2 years ago

Bet the water wasn't hot enough when they went in.

2points

J. Grawn 2 years ago

Looks like cat heave

2points

#40

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Final score:

35points

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago

There was also string and mouse poop if I remember correctly

11points

Melissa Brown 2 years ago

Wtf. I'm crying. I'm never eating cereal again.

2points

Pillowhead 2 years ago

Wasn't it proven that she faked this picture?

2points

RagDollLali 2 years ago

He said he sent the pieces out for dna testing to prove they were shrimp but never updated the results after he was slammed with his own controversy/accusations right after the cereal thing (several exes came out saying he was emotionally abusive/manipulative and apparently a few employees/coworkers also accused him of verbal and mental abuse as well. He kind of dropped off the radar for a while after that). People asked him about the results but he ignored them so the whole thing seems pretty fishy...

3points

Sleepy Panda 2 years ago

I believe it was proven that it was, in fact, a bit!

3points

Zia Barrett 2 years ago

No. The case is actually still open upon last update.

2points

Turd Ferguson 2 years ago

I remember seeing this a few years back. I can't remember if it was a publicity stunt or not.

1point

Suzy Creamcheese 2 years ago

Because you put them there to fake this pic.

0points

Gmaddles 2 years ago

Damn it! Now I gotta throw away my awaiting, brand-new fresh box

0points

BarBeeGirl 2 years ago

Ahhh this takes me back to a more simple time

0points

J. Grawn 2 years ago

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Final score:

31points

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Blackheart 2 years ago

$7 please.

15points

fair_weather_rose 2 years ago

This is an affront to the natural order of the known universe

2points

Rebekah Krause 2 years ago

It’s for dogs. Genuinely, they make those for dogs.

9points

EmbersAreOut 2 years ago

The Blade lol

1point

Petra Schaap 2 years ago

No.

0points

saltypancakes 2 years ago

Why does it look tasty

0points

HEADLESS ROACHS SISTER 2 years ago

*gags* 🤢🤮

0points

#42

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Final score:

29points

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fair_weather_rose 2 years ago

Can someone please explain to me how anyone could possibly look at that... thing, and say "oh, look, and omelet."

40points

Erica Ventura 2 years ago

You'd have to be someone who had never heard of an omelet, never seen an omelette, never ate an omelette, and didn't understand how eggs worked

27points

deejak 2 years ago

That's not how omelettes work

5points

Burnt Bagel 2 years ago

The end product doesn’t actually look that bad!

4points

A Nelson 2 years ago

Isn't this like a bunch of poached eggs? Doesn't look too appealing without the hollandaise sauce

0points

Rosie Red 2 years ago

Omelette? You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

3points

Lonely Tentacle 2 years ago

That's... one way to do it! 😂🤣

3points

CD Mills 2 years ago

Well, that seems to be an entirely new way to fix eggs!

1point

Steal 2 years ago

Ya sure that's an omelet?

1point

K Tigress 2 years ago

A quinche with out the good stuff.

1point

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

I'd call that an egg pie.

0points

Thegoodboi Premium 2 years ago

I mean if it had some other stuff in it then I wouldn't mind eating it like a burger 😂

0points

#43

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Final score:

23points

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Lil Potato 2 years ago

so man levels of wrong here

16points

Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 2 years ago

Y?

1point

waddles 2 years ago

when you're feeling hungry just crack one open with a hammer

5points

kirsten 2 years ago

on the buffet table, this belongs next to the jug o' potato salad

4points

Foxes forever! 2 years ago

This is gross, the bacteria inside will make mold, the mold will create gases that will the explode the ornament, spreading moldy spaghetti everywhere

2points

I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago

Just, why?

0points

RoanTheMad 2 years ago

reminds me of a science experiment we did in school, putting various bits of foods into ziploc bags and seeing how long/how they started to get mouldy. :I

0points

Timbob 2 years ago

You’re losing money !

0points

Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago

We told Papyrus to stop doing this, but he didn't let it crush his spirit. If anything, he's doing it out of spite now.

0points

2 years ago

So, you're going to pay me $3 to take one? That doesn't seem like a good business

0points

Steal 2 years ago

Gross

0points

#44

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Final score:

21points

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kirsten 2 years ago

yeah, it's too much vinegar that's the deal breaker here

32points

LeeAnne B 2 years ago

I was thinking about that too.. why put vinegar in a stock? No thanks.

8points

Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago

🤢🤢🤢🤮

5points

Burnt Bagel 2 years ago

That god damn vinegar again!

0points

#45

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Final score:

16points

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Nico 2 years ago

I'm also thinking eew. But why? Its milk for humans. We eat the same with cow milk.

32points

over it already 2 years ago

As someone who has breastfed 3, I can say that yes, there are weird vibes for unknown reasons, but mostly for me it's eww bc human breastmilk is frequently very sweet. Not a good taste for alfredo.

12points

VonBlade 2 years ago (edited)

Less weird than cows milk conceptually. It's made for us to eat. Okay there is a slight incestuous ewwww factor, but if it was someone elses breast milk *shrugs*

7points

RagDollLali 2 years ago

Maybe because it's a body fluid coming out of another person and that just feels kinda creepy? I mean yes, babies drink it but it's more difficult to think about drinking another person's weird fluids when you're old enough to understand. With cow milk it might just be like oh there's yet another product we get from the walking steak buffet (we already eat them so I guess it makes it less weird for most people).

5points

InvincibleRodent 2 years ago

On top of what some others have said, I was thinking that it might have somethign to do with how human milk is raw and unpasteurized, but I guess cooking with it would kill any pathogens. I guess the "ew" factor comes more from those pathogens being present to begin with- if the main association most people had to breastmilk was that it comes from a safe and stable carton in the store, intended to be purchased and consumed, I don't think anyone would find it gross. We trust commercial milk- we don't trust other random people who may or may not be sick.

2points

Lil Potato 2 years ago

....... WAT

11points

crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago

My reaction exactly what the actual f**k

4points

Your Local Slytherin 2 years ago

I hope that this is a joke. Please be a joke

9points

Shayne Randlett 2 years ago

Just like Mammary used to make...

5points

Steal 2 years ago

Disgusting AND disturbing on soooo many levels. 🤢

4points

Maggie 2 years ago

No and no, nope

4points

HEADLESS ROACHS SISTER 2 years ago

Wait, wat

4points

MurderMittens 2 years ago

Breast milk is great! Especially on cereal in the morning. No sugar needed.

3points

Mav Mav 2 years ago

good squeeze, ma

1point