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Design is everywhere around us: in the streets, on the bus, at work, and in our homes. And there are plenty of good examples. You probably have an app you love to use, a restaurant you love to visit for its ambiance, appreciate a great pair of shoes, and just know when you are having a great end-user, consumer, or human experience.

However, the opposite is also true. We detect whenever something has been made really poorly and in some cases, it can get really annoying. Or even uncomfortable. And the subreddit r/CreepyDesign is here to prove it. Created in 2013, this online community now has 568K members who are sharing unnecessarily freaky projects, and we can blame them for wanting to unsee these abominations.

#1

Erm, Yeah. Nope

Erm, Yeah. Nope

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Daniel Atkins
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My eyes are here, here, here, and up here.

Austin Sauce
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The latest from Dr Strangeo Armani

Em
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...okay, I love this. I need this. Bonus points for the fact that my coworker who is low-key afraid of the color black will be THRILLED when my goth a*s comes in wearing it...until he takes a closer look... 😂

Jaya
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find them creepy, but they're also really clever. Cool design.

strawberry.panda
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually kind of, sort, really love this shirt

the_harbinger_of_dooms/t/h
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is it wrong of me to want this just to freak people out?

Caline Lee
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody's gonna wanna look, at the same time can't look away....

Tim
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My eyes are up here.... oh wait. Yeah, down here too.

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    #2

    Tim Burton’s “Nightmare Before Coitus”

    Tim Burton’s “Nightmare Before Coitus”

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those aliens from Close Encounters.

    Jake stenhouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suddenly have a craving for mashed potatoes

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slender man gets lucky and finds a match on tinder

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beauty standards are becoming ever more unattainable

    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slenderman lingerie! For all your sexy Creepypasta fetishes!

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    #3

    What In The Holy Hell Am I Looking At??

    What In The Holy Hell Am I Looking At??

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    CatScratch Beaver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what voodoo dolls should be.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, make a voodoo doll out of balloons, then stick a pin in it - and the real person explodes? WOW!

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teeth are unnecessary and unholy.

    Tester AA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were the teeth really necessary 😭

    boone williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poke a hole in it, and Let It Goooooo!

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mitts on this monstrosity!

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    #4

    Don't 'Follow Someone Home'

    Don't 'Follow Someone Home'

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    THEVibingShark92
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    creeps in the walmart parking lot at 11:42 pm be taking notes

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How strange, you seem to know the exact time....?? Hummmm..... lol

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone in particular, or just anyone?

    Frederick Schulkind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A complex sign like that seems like a hazard if drivers are trying to figure out the sign instead of watching their driving.

    Louie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “God sent me a sign that I should follow you home. What are we having for dinner?”

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't mention that you've got a nice bottle of Chianti with you....

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it’s a green light for stalking and worse then! I’ll be right back…

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does a Beta (the fish) count?

    Donglens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do these things get the okay to be done??

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    #5

    Gas Station In Nebraska. The Station's Color Scheme Was Red. They Tried To Get Artsy

    Gas Station In Nebraska. The Station's Color Scheme Was Red. They Tried To Get Artsy

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    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    alright. who did it? who ruined the door again?

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    Vee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local hospital has "artwork" like this on all its floors. Like someone was murdered and dragged through the hospital. Very weird choice.

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO I think we’ve seen your hospital on a design fail post here a few times

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    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just splash your menstrual cycle everywhere and call it a day.

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some heavy flow spray

    Sarah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have gone with pink or orange

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... i think i can hold it

    Janner Wingfeather
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s called color theory guys, look it up.

    PurpleKU77
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, looks like that's one theory shot to hell

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    #6

    That’s One Desperate Chicken

    That’s One Desperate Chicken

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren’t mutually exclusive, I could do both.

    A. Shrubbery
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This promo is from RowdyBBQ near Pittsburgh PA. It surfaces during lent each year. Brilliant & funny.

    SilentAssassin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the best ad I have ever seen

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well of course the chicken is desperate for people to choose fish

    A. Shrubbery
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a billboard promo from RowdyBBQ near Pittsburgh. It surfaces during Lent. Quite genius and makes me laugh when I ride past

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it doesn't want you to eat chicken.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally. Just open and direct.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That chicken means business.

    Anthony Jordan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me it was someone's last day at work.

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    #7

    This Tumblr Ad For Illinois Is Terrifying

    This Tumblr Ad For Illinois Is Terrifying

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching “The Tooth Fairy” on acid be like…

    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he’s having lots of fun

    Plebbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Black hole sun, wontcha come...🎵

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And wash away the rain? Black hole sun Won't you come...

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    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know... should... should we nuke Illinois?!

    Meme Lord
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As i resident of Illinois... yes. Yes you should

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    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a normal guy from Illinois. I live in St Louis. It's like five minutes away.

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of French actot Fernandel, who did have that kind of smile, quite naturally.

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    #8

    Came For Some Chips, Left Missing A Kidney

    Came For Some Chips, Left Missing A Kidney

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    Mi So
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that or smoking it. With those eyes, it’s really hard to tell.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't know what I am, but kill me pléase"

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're really wasted and you just want a chip.

    Chexmy Licks/egg🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you are not you when you are hungry" -snickers

    rumple slunkskin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He stole those shoes off the man he ate before he started consuming himeslf

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somebody paid money to put that monstrosity in front of their shop

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that one scene from Hannibal. That scene has haunted me forever.

    Denise Melek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know these well from the Netherlands and Belgium..

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    #9

    He Looks Like He Just Saw A Ghost

    He Looks Like He Just Saw A Ghost

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    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which would be completely in character for a horse.

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that moment when you realise that your going to poop, reeeeeally soon and your racing against time to get to the toilet? Yeah, this face!

    Naomi van Nijnatten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably met the dog with human teeth or the balloon voodoodoll...

    Lesley Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He met the French fry zoombie, and the playground caterpillar.

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    bisexualbaddie <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah he saw more than a ghost, bro is traumatized for life

    Wm Paul Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it saw the ghost riders in the sky.

    never snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was next to the farting unicorn cake.

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    #10

    This Man Wants To Clean Your Clothes

    This Man Wants To Clean Your Clothes

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -and he doesn’t even work here!

    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don’t do it guys! ted bundys back from the dead!

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and you don't even need to take them off! Oh my, I wish I hadn't thought that thought.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will sniff your undies to make sure they are clean

    GhostlySnail (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well actually no thank you I would really rather not.

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not want him to cleaan my clothes, learn my name, where I live, where my loved ones live.. I may take precationary murder measures.

    Candice Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he look like Colt Luger from F is for family?

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking he looks more like the fourth Stooge. The one they don't talk about.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want that man anywhere near my clothes.

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how all of Lifetime's movies start.

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    #11

    Nightmare Corvette

    Nightmare Corvette

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you speed a lot and you absolutely want the cops to know they are still pursuing the correct vehicle.

    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It’s to make the police not chase you as once they see this, their eyes vapourise.

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    Fred
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from a game called Forza Horizon.

    Tinkerblu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they just wink when you use the turn signal

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually dope af

    Tee with a Twist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SpongeBob and Patrick had to much seaweed 🤪

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the brand-new "come to my car and see a puppy," "let's go to my car where I'll give you candy"!

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    #12

    This Terrifying Christmas Tree

    This Terrifying Christmas Tree

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    Kitten Fenerty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Woody. He is at a mall in Dartmouth Nova Scotia. I have seen him in person and he's very creepy. His eyes and mouth move and yes he talks!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of looks like one of the characters from Thomas the Train tried to do the shot glass challenge and screwed up its lips - and then had its face amputated and stuck on a christmas tree. I know that makes me want to purchase more overpriced c**p at the mall.

    Chexmy Licks/egg🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY?

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really puts me in the Christmas spirit.

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmas is ruined!

    Bi Emo 007 ️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a DHMIS character, who teaches them about holidays and the episode is actually about how Christian holidays are always marketed and exclude all other religions. Do any pandas besides me know about this show

    Why Hello There
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yess I do. Red guy is my absolute favourite (it's a YouTube series that then got a season 2 on Channel 4 in UK incase anyone wanted to know - I'd definitely recommend it)

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    PunkRock*Bottom*
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jay Jay the Jet Plane

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what it reminds me of...that or Timmy the Tooth

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don’t want my Christmas tree to have a face. Know what I mean?

    Judes Dominoes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does a Christmas Tree even NEED a face in the FIRST PLACE?!!?!

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    #13

    This Horrific Playground Caterpillar

    This Horrific Playground Caterpillar

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    CatScratch Beaver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got the face of Hoggle from Labyrinth.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    close to retirement, doesn't care any more, just punching the clock for their final year

    quinn (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone had a little to much mushrooms

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from new super Mario Bros 2 on the DS... You jump on them and they turn red and chase you!

    Zoe Fox
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    school removed 5 hours of sleep for him

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    #14

    Dog With Human Teeth

    Dog With Human Teeth

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. That is definitely what dog teeth look like

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this one is an intentional joke to get the customer to look at it. Kind of a spoof on the super white hollywood star smile. They even drew in a 'sparkle' on an upper right tooth

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was an actual commercial for Dentastix dog chews that was kind of poking fun at toothpaste ads and the gleaming white toothy smiles on the people in them.

    Anthony Jordan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you rather see a human with dog teeth?

    Procrastinating....
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was an ad campaign in the uk...the main point was you can't get false teeth for your dog so you need to look after them! They had a whole parade of dogs with "Hollywood " smiles...it was really creepy!

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hey gran, I found your dentures!"

    moeless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People...it's a joke. I smile every time I give my dog one of these. Please take a nap or...

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    #15

    These Subway "Benches" In My Hometown

    These Subway "Benches" In My Hometown

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    RedRose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your hometown Transylvania?

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you better- in case your coffin.

    Patricia Stilwell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're. Then people will understand your comment the first time.

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    MasterProcrastinator
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: they're full of people who fell on the tracks

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where tf do you live? Tombstone, AZ?

    Barbara Forshee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody inside? I'd check before I sat down.

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    #16

    Fingers

    Fingers

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    Tinkerblu
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but why does it have lips

    SparkleFarts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just another unrealistic beauty standard for women

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear a mobster saying, "And if you don't pay up by next Tuesday we're going to do the same thing to your other hand."

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually almost looks like some kind of reverse Italian mobster gesturing

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    Sunshine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most kissable mannequin lips I’ve ever seen

    BlitheSpirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Salad Fingers” comes to mind. It’s a series of animation shorts, and for anyone running low on nightmare fuel, check it out. It isn’t horrifically out there, but just so damn creepy

    Steal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no nose....hmmm....

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    #17

    Not An Exit

    Not An Exit

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I am not a slide.” Well WTF are you then?

    Plebbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very hungry caterpillar

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the age of child that appears to be targeted for - that's pretty horrifying.

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a adult and that thing will fuel my nightmares for the next 4 days!

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    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it should say: "abandon all hope, ye who enter here".

    French panda says ur worth it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually at my local zoo. Columbus, zoo and aquarium.

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I thought, but ours IS a slide, and it doesn't have a face...?

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    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to explain that a toy is not something, we'll def try what it is not. I mean, this guy is asking for it.

    Chexmy Licks/egg🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    #18

    The Ice Cream Boy Wants Your Soul

    The Ice Cream Boy Wants Your Soul

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ice cream cone looks sort of surprised that dude is humping it from behind and now I can't unsee that.

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah… the ice cream looks like a lady, but they said ice cream boy…

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the placement of the legs with the cone hanging down between them that’s creepy.

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that cone she is holding her baby? Or is she a cannibal?

    ladybug (She/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats the thing i see in my closet at 3am but turns out to be a hoodie

    Milk_Bread
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Here, take it..JUST TAKE IT YOU GOD DAMN-"

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess limbs are bones and skin, and nothing more?

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    #19

    Panda Decoration At Our Mall

    Panda Decoration At Our Mall

    Ok_Aide7135 Report

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Do you wanna see a magic trick? I’m gonna make this bamboo disappear…”

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "yessss, hand me your children. let the younglings come to me ..."

    Bi Emo 007 ️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare they deface the beautiful image of a panda! It does not even look bored!

    Cori
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why are the feet yellow!?

    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Me, getting bored ? With all those kids I can scare around ? Never".

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a bored panda !!!! Run !!!!

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how dare you random mall, i bet you've never even seen the non-jacked up side of bored panda.

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    #20

    Me And The Boys Trying To Find Nemo Be Like

    Me And The Boys Trying To Find Nemo Be Like

    HAYDEN_HX Report

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought you were crazy, Nemo. But now I can see your nuts.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says tropical water like ice skates.

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unsettling costumes, but major skills.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, all that training and discipline to wind up in a silly fish costume.

    tmw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, bub! my eyes are down here!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are very good, but I want to hide behind the sofy

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the kindergarten play you were just a tree but you aspired to higher things.

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    #21

    This GRT Design

    This GRT Design

    Ok-Arm-352 Report

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Greta tunberg? If so it’s amazing lol

    Nina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fugly, but seeing it isn't an electric car (exhausts), they're probably proud at burning gas.. (and thinking they're flexing at Gretha like Andrew Tate thought he could)

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think it is as funny as they think it is either. Anything reminiscent of that absolutely dirt bag is a no from me!

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grown men scared of Greta Tunberg... what else is new?

    Kevin J. Henning
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the real picture of her is kind of scary.

    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the people hating on Greta Thunberg here on BP both sadden and scare me. she is trying to change the world. she is autustic, young, female, and an amazing inspiration. and y'all are s******g on her for ...what?

    Cammy Mack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare yew, yew haf stulen meye hoops and meye dreems

    Gonzalo Terán
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is pretty accurate... And funny!

    Rabbit Revolutionary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it. Anything to give a metaphorical middle finger to that whiny twāt is a thumbs up from me!

    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ew. calling a child a twät is ... not a good look.

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    #22

    You Probably Don't Want To See This At The Beach

    You Probably Don't Want To See This At The Beach

    Wiffleboy1 Report

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t want to meet the person who buys this.

    Samantha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy that just to have many laughs when I wore it to the beach.

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    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry for this crude joke but... nom, nom, nom, nom, nom

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a little something stuck on your teeth.

    thePancow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    istg i will marry anyone who has the confidence to wear this

    Ladyvischuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one eyed minion is for women who have mastectomies. And yeah been there done that don't hate on me

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    #23

    When I Was A Kid My Uncle Had One Of These And It Gave Me Nightmares

    When I Was A Kid My Uncle Had One Of These And It Gave Me Nightmares

    howardkinsd Report

    King Itchy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the Toy Story 3 surveillance monkey.

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else hear that horrifying screech sound he makes while pressing the alarm and banging his cymbals?

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    ʇı ɓnɟ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stephen king wrote a short story about these. “the monkey” is what it’s called

    Seonag Udell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Short story by King has stayed with me, every time the cymbals banged someone the protagonist loved, would die.

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can remember a very disturbing Stephen King's short story describing that exact ancient toy from Hell.

    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I interest you in purchasing a monkey's paw?

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes please, do you accept " Thoughts and Prayers " as payment....??

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    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These were made by a Japanese company, Daishin, although innocent toymakers Schucco often take the rap, as they made similar monkeys, only actually cute or at least not terrifying!

    Naomi van Nijnatten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the one Stephen King wrote about? *means: please stay away from me, my hometown, entire Europe just to be safe*

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these don't bother me and I think it is because I am old enough the first time I saw one it was a creative toy and before the days of computers and all toys had batteries you didn't see as many toys that could "DO" things so it was sort of novel. It was only later that I started seeing it as a creepy thing in movies and video games. One of the ones in Fallout 4 managed to jumpscare me though. lol

    Santrikea
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ella from Monkey Shines.

    CatchTheWind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an even creepier one in The Phantom of the Opera.

    Em
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago my best friend, who is a self-described scaredy cat, decided that she wanted a cymbal monkey and proceeded to mention this at every opportunity. I was, and in fact still am, deeply perplexed. Like. Had she never SEEN a cymbal monkey? (I wound up getting her a small, cute, non-evil one for her 21st birthday and hiding it under her bed as part of a scavenger hunt. To lurk. As was its nature. Okay, maybe it was only MOSTLY non-evil.)

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    #24

    This Woody Painting At A Cafe In Korea

    This Woody Painting At A Cafe In Korea

    I_am_always_that_guy Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Memories. It has maybe changed now with modern tech but when I traveled a lot in the 80s the Asian signs had a certain "flavor" to them. Saw it in Korea, Philippines, trying to recall if Japan. Usually it was movie posters. Or at least those are the ones I noticed because like Woody here they were typically a 'poster' of some movie that was made in the west. But 'poster' was more like someone took a sheet of plywood and hand painted a 'movie poster'. So it was characters you knew but they were 'wrong'. Most typically they sort of looked like whatever country people. Like Rambo or Mad Max or whoever would look kind of Korean. To be fair, some of them were pretty dang good. Like this painting with woody is fairly good - but looks weird to us because we know woody is 'wrong'

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree but this painting depicts Woody at a modern stadium with glaciers in the background.

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    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's twacked-out Woody!! 🤣

    Bi Emo 007 ️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something like this can only be found in North Korea

    Genesis Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woody is frying high on some sort of substance, but what is going on in the background with the stone guy on the cross? Why is he even there? For that matter why is the person in the red shirt next to Woody looking at two mobile phones?

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    #25

    Idk It’s Kind Of Creepy To Me

    Idk It’s Kind Of Creepy To Me

    Alfie_the_Introvert Report

    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool illustration if you ask me

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The older car was not aerodynamic, so it was like the wind resistance was holding it back, while the wind just slides smoothly right over the new model aerodynamic car. Not creepy at all, and I agree it’s a cool illustration.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird but also impressive. 1930, zero computer graphics - draw me a poster showing how wind resistance is decreased with our new aerodynamic design. I think I'd draw a blank so I feel like the artist nailed it considering what they had to work with.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Air resistance is kind of a drag!

    DrLivingstonipresume
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, this is awesome and a very clever ad.

    That One Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn air gremlins tryna yoink my whole car

    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The streamlined car looks like a 1930s Tatra Model 87. Tatra was a spectacularly sophisticated and technologically advanced luxury automobile made in Czechoslovakia. It had a rear-mounted V8 engine. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatra_87

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we are one, forever.

    Travelling Stranger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the reddit user who posted it is clearly overly fragile over this

    Elchinero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Airflow" was produced by Chrysler from 1934 to 1937. Made WAY too much sense ... at the time.

    Daft Mosquito
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still, looks more like Tatra. True aerodynamic pioneers.

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    #26

    Ah Yes, Cannibalism

    Ah Yes, Cannibalism

    HopelessOmniromantic Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are not yet ready to raise children.

    Jennifer Clark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the caramel bag, two of them are pulling apart a caramel M&M with the caramel curling across the bag. Murderers. 6h977d7vj24z.jpg 6h977d7vj24z.jpg (cartoon gore warning)

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like eating your own, I guess. 🤣

    Spider Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hold the f**k on i've never noticed that

    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, M&M's imges get way worse than that...

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    #27

    Strangebob

    Strangebob

    MichaelEMJAYARE Report

    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoopoo, lives in an asylum just outside of alberquerque?

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “So, is this how it should look, boss?” “Not quite right, slap a Pennywise smile on it and call it a day.”

    The Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like moldy cheese.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SpongeBob’s wacky cousin.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus, please don't have a Squidward look somewhere...

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The holes in his face are green. That sponge is creepy AND moldy.

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    #28

    Nightmares Unlimited

    Nightmares Unlimited

    howardkinsd Report

    Higgleton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to see leather face found some honest work after all that nasty business

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ended up going to trade school, and honestly, good for him!

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the last job was at Chernobyl, why do you ask?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why tf do you think they call it the graveyard shift?

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zombies gotta work too, you know.

    Ge Po
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now hiring zombies!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that hammer was a large safety razor. Really could not figure out what they were selling for a second

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zombies are cheap to hire because they don't want to be paid in money.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he’s carrying a giant razor.

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was either a vacuum end or a wooden club.

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    #29

    Creepy Coincidence

    Creepy Coincidence

    JJH0607 Report

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very busy bee

    slush
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he’s looking jolly !!

    PlatinumTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a FNAF based game that I watched called five nights at jolly bees

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its jollybee i dont know much about the place but i have heard about it

    Chexmy Licks/egg🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my favorite fastfood in the Philippines

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jollibee! The McDonalds of the Philippines. They have some McDonalds as well these days but Jollibee is bigger I think. I know it is the one my little nephew was excited about. And IMO the food is better than McDonalds. Getting chicken and rice or pork or whatever at a roadside restaurant is still a better value but Jollibee is kind of reasonable.

    Dr. Skulhamr (Skulhamr)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The roof's caving in! Quick, stand next to the bee!"

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    #30

    Seen In Bulgaria

    Seen In Bulgaria

    Leading_Donkey_4634 Report

    nari<333
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “what happened to sis vs bro?”

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I low key like freak show mannequins. They are weird, but on the plus side they are not promoting a body image people can't live up to. Nobody looks at s..t like this and tells themselves, "I need to develop an eating disorder so I can be just like that"

    strawberry.panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hiya, kids! Want to come to my house and play near a well?”

    Roy Briggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTAF how freaking creepster are these?

    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think from where he just moved his hand from is why she is smiling.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the faces drawn on by staff of a local op shop

    Camille Sinanan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are they drunk they been drinking beer? Especially the boy he looks like hes about to climb da wall

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    #31

    This Dog Toy

    This Dog Toy

    psyzloth Report

    Cousin Vinny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a hemorrhaging anthropomorphic wiener (a bloody, human looking hotdog)

    Mike_The_Nike (He They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    made specifically for the more aggressive dogs that don’t leave remains.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it to my dog so he can shred it to teensy bits IMMEDIATELY. Doesn't matter how durable the packaging claims it is...gunner has managed to rip up everything I buy him in under 30 minutes

    D@lia_Din0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like it's going 'HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE'

    moeless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan's failed abortion. Now the trouble really begins.

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    #32

    The Hotdogs Have Spread To My Town By The Looks Of It

    The Hotdogs Have Spread To My Town By The Looks Of It

    reddit.com Report

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he has the decency to pour it on THAT end

    Spider Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but whose parents wouldn't make their kids take a picture with that, i know mine did

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does that bindi mean it is a Hindu robot?

    Lucyyy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    number 15.... the glizzy globbler

    Silly-Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of me is like "he's giving himself hair". The other (less innocent me) says he's sacrificing himself to save the children.

    Amy Semenov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea..that bottom part doesn't seem right

    Dasha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a exact statue where I live

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a prolapse is such a horrendous condition.

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    #33

    In Front Of My Local Game Store

    In Front Of My Local Game Store

    Azmaeth Report

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to me it’s a Casper the Friendly Ghost head they stuck on an octopus body and added the chains to hide the attachment line.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he’s just a very naughty boy.

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    Donna Dilworth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks too happy to be chained up and tortured

    honeyk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a chain around his neck? that's sad.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That octopus got Stockholm syndrome.

    C L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Along with everything else, it appears to be another poor octopus minus the required number of legs. This seems to be a quadropus

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the chain? Blink twice if you're being held against your will!

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    #34

    🎶these Boots Are Made For Hoppin, And That’s Just What They’ll Do. 🎶

    🎶these Boots Are Made For Hoppin, And That’s Just What They’ll Do. 🎶

    Oblivions_gate Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen frog boots that were pretty cute. These are not them. Possibly they are supposed to be Pepe Frog?

    Lucyyy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had these as a baby lol

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’ll scare the pond frogs away when he amongst them.

    Dr. Skulhamr (Skulhamr)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn on the tiny cameras behind each eye and get a whole new look at the world.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that cartoon frog the white supremacists iconized about a decade ago.

    Lakota Wolf
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pepe! I'm mad they iconized him, he is a pure meme at heart :(

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    #35

    I Found This Hidden Inside My Cupboard. It’s A Head Scratcher

    I Found This Hidden Inside My Cupboard. It’s A Head Scratcher

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    French panda says ur worth it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that? On second thought, if I must say, do but plz don't.

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like a head snatcher to me. It looks like he could just take off your head and replace it with his own.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Rah rah Rasputin, scratcher of the Russian queen... 🎶

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you wear it while you sleep the nanobots in your bloodstream will not be able to use the 5G signal to tell the government about that naughty thing you did. /S

    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing on the top is creepy but they feel wonderful - more of a "massage" than a scratcher.

    Istvan Kozak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes this is a headscratcher.......what is it?...lol

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    #36

    “Play On Me Before I Die. Please, It’s Killing Me!”

    “Play On Me Before I Die. Please, It’s Killing Me!”

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, he just wants to be loved.

    strawberry.panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Don’t leave me! Not again…Why does everyone leave me…”

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a clear case of - big googly eyes would make it better.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting… what is it called in english? How do kids can get on? It looks like you would have to use some force?

    quinn (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's giving unsuspecting serial killer

    #37

    This Babyseat At Mcdonalds

    This Babyseat At Mcdonalds

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I can’t wait to sniff your sh***!!!!!!”

    Bi Emo 007 ️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Sit on me little kid. Come on. SIT ON ME YOU F*****G…” and then the kid sits on the seat and shuts it up.

    Ge Po
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "feed me"

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you are in, there is no escape.

    Kayden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen that 2 many times!

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't put me in the monster seat, mommy!"

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    #38

    Paprico

    Paprico

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    Roy Briggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attaaaack of the Killer Red Pepperrrrrrrrs; Attaaaack of the Killer Red Pepperrrrrrrrs.....

    The goodest boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks looks like an advertisement for omegamart. Its an art exhibit in Las Vegas

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: this is called a Paprika in Germany (and other countries)

    Megan ️ ️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not gonna eat a pepper ever again

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    #39

    Found This Beauty At A Brazilian Arcade

    Found This Beauty At A Brazilian Arcade

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I identify as a turtle so you must address me as such.”

    Danger Bunny (She/Her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather not be in the situation that I would have to address it

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It the adolescent deviant jujitsu tortoises.

    Tinkerblu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this turtle better at makeup than I am?,

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rafael, no, what have they done to you?

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Juvenile Transformed Martial-Art Reptile

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What weird time did this come from?

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    #40

    At My Local Grocery Store

    At My Local Grocery Store

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why they didn’t show the adults at the end of Boss Baby

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These guy make Mark Zuckerberg look like he’s almost alive.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pmsl!! Was going to make a Mark joke until I just saw yours!! lol!!

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    Ray Perkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "May I tell you about our Lord and Savior?"

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does IGA still exist? I thought it got bought out.

    Curly Q
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One will help you find a new car, the other will hide you in their basement.

    IrishGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives me uncomfy CocoMelon vibes...

    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you order Mormon Missionaries from Wish.com

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    #41

    Terrifying

    Terrifying

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peanut butter m&ms are good so good it causes the characters to commit cannibalism.

    whineygingercat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just cannibalism, after killing one of his kin, he wears the dead one's guts on his head.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's windy out so you stick your mustache in your peanut butter so it doesn't blow away.

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    #42

    Face Maske For Extreme Cold Weather. Us Army

    Face Maske For Extreme Cold Weather. Us Army

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    Matthew Cooper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked outside on the eastern shore in the dead of winter, would have given my first check for one of those.

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I've been in some serious cold, and this seems like it'd be a godsend.

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    Zephyr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That you Riddler batman's coming for you?

    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To scare the sh*t outta your enemies as you charge towards them.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure very necessary at times.

    Valden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have used these a lot. It is very much appreciated when manning the turret on a HMMWV in the dead of winter. With this mask, a wet weather top, and a good pair of GORE-TEX gloves, you will be good to go.

    Ducklord88
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah bro thats the riddler's mask from the batman

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and every soldier calls it a gimp mask; prove me wrong

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Maske of the Olive Drab Death!

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    #43

    The Croc, It Sees You ;o

    The Croc, It Sees You ;o

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    Yoyo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually their mascot. It has arms and legs and they have little miniatures of it in stores.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the face he makes when you put your foot in him

    #44

    This F**king Nightmare Of A Kids Shower

    This F**king Nightmare Of A Kids Shower

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they supposed to climb up onto it?

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably meant for toddlers and the parent would pick them up and put them there. It honestly looks kinda nice for my back.

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    Dana Ondráčková
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so used to these creepy shiny abominations from middle europe it is kinda comforting for me. Might look like a liminal space And liminal attachments but it feels homey somehow

    tana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are they showering in elephant snot?

    Tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda risky - they could easily slip and break a bone

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s kinda cool for toddlers but the elephant portion is kinda dark.

    AG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking this is at a pool or something parents can pick their kids up and put them in the shower

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