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Have you ever found yourself in that position where you're just going about your day and then suddenly remember something embarrassing you did years ago that no one knows about, or get struck by some very important secret that just won’t let you sleep peacefully at night? It’s always interesting to hear what kind of secrets or weird confessions another person has and whether those are worse than what we’re hiding. But what if there is a way to find this out? A Twitter account called @Fesshole was created with the intention that here, people can share things that bother them anonymously. If you’re curious to find out more about what things users online tend to keep a secret and read an interview with the creator of the account, you can do it by clicking here

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Headless Roach
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're clearly in the wrong profession, Doctor. 🙃

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The account that now has almost 630K followers and even published a book, The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain confesses anonymously, shares confessions that range from funny and even embarrassing ones to those that might be considered more serious ones. A lot of those who decided to share their confessions talk about small and perhaps embarrassing things that they don’t want others to know about, such as hiding food from other family members, not wanting to go out, staying at home instead, stealing some trifle, etc. Some also reveal “heavier” things such as wanting to move out of their country or cheating on their spouse.

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    Susie Elle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well good on him for being open to new experiences :)

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he is a real prick because if that happened to me, I would turn absolutely monstrous

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    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get really annoyed when a guy says to someone that the wife won't let him do it, when it's HIS choice. This can lead the 'friends' thinking less of the wife (she's soooo controlling) rather than less of the manly man who can't bear to take his own responsibility.

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    Is it okay to keep secrets and what does that do to our mental health? A lot of people like to keep things to themselves as they are afraid that once someone they care about finds things out, they might react badly, change their mind about the person, or break off the relationship. However, according to Dr. Alison Block, a psychologist and the Director of the Health Psychology Center, keeping a secret can make you feel even worse than actually admitting things as they are. 

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the subtle act that says the most

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    How can you help yourself in this case? Most of us are familiar with the feeling of having something weighing us down, but once we talk about it, it feels as if that weight has been lifted off our shoulders. The specialist stated that the best way is to think about our secret: why don’t we want to talk about it? Once we know our whats and whys, it’s important to think of ways we want to present the information to the person in question. Dr. Block revealed some useful tips to prepare yourself for it better, which include: writing down the confession or saying it to yourself, this way making yourself feel a bit better, choosing a place where you want to share your secret, having an explanation for why you decided to keep certain things a secret, etc.

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    Do you have some tips and tricks of your own? Don’t forget to leave them in the comments section down below!

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    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad the poor kitty stayed, I can't help imagining the wife throwing him out every night in the beginning though 😟

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    JoJO Banks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this. Been in IT for over 15 years and started without any experience and have done pretty well for myself. But I had extremely good teachers, mentors, and supporters (including my family from a personal level for all of those late nights and screwed up holidays). All of that said, if you called me right now for support I'd still tell you to reboot

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One does not simply mix milk from two different cows. Come on people.

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    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he took lots of photographs 😂

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    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I feel you. My ex voted for Trump.

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    Libstak
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense, although i dont use self checkouts cos i conscientiously object to providing my free labour to them on top of paying the profit gouging prices for basic essentials.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if that was the funniest cr*p you would have seen all your life, tho.

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    Jcusack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I found out the queen was dead, I ran around looking for people wearing black to ask them if they were in mourning. Wait... nope. nobody did that.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you make me want a jacket potato

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    Queen Boudicca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody has had "good times" since the 90's...

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    karen snyder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did Google it. Barnton Quarry Bunker. It's not a secret or anything; there's a giant building on top of the underground structure, and a paved road leading to a sign that identifies it. In a few months it will be open as a museum. Cool story, but it's not Narnia, it's just a bunker.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you still together anyway?

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're both toxic AF and probably deserve each other.

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is better that they be married to each other and make two people unhappy than to marry others and make four people unhappy instead.

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    Charlie grace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miserable relationship to be in. Life is too short.

    keighterz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not understand this money thing where one partner gets to do something the other doesn’t because they make more. Or the whole “well I’m paying for it so I get to choose” thing. My husband is currently sole income earner (I’m stay at home mom with two little kids) so does that mean only he gets to buy new clothes and go out for dinner because he’s the only one making money?

    Kiss Army
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once we were trying to decide on something trivial and my son said something to the effect of "dad should get to decide because it is his money" (my husband does make more than me.) However, when our son said that, my husband's head whipped around and he looked at me and said "he didn't hear that from me" and proceeded to give my son a VERY long lecture about what it means to be married and part of a partnership where everything is shared and then to set another example went with my choice.

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    Natalie H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to get out of this unhealthy relationship.

    Hill Branda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is how you live, you're not a married couple, you're house mates. Since you're already living like you're single, why not make it official?

    Bruce Horton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are both a**holes. You're not a partner if you think the money you earn is "yours". And lady if you think screwing another guy "evens it out", you're a sad excuse for a human being.

    Katiekat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any man who insists on 50/50 and who earns significantly more is a CHEAP bastard. Leave him already!

    Magnifico Giganticus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people live in such situations?

    FABULOUS1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make more money than my wife and we split all bills, but I would never take a vacation without her, and wouldnt use it as an excuse to cheat.

    Ron H.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you pay for half the bills, just so you can stay and cheat on him? That sounds intelligent 🙄

    will bower
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I hope your husband brother is code for mistress

    Chez2202
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve read comments here about your wife and your husband. You’re very busy. Good for you.

    Beachbum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! What a s****y husband, this sounds like an awful marriage.

    Gypsy Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you deserve each other.

    Joy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why are you still with him?

    Marnie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, they are roommates, not spouses then.

    Hugendubel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mean bastard - and whats wrong with YOU?

    Christopher Doke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is trashy any way you look at it.

    PanCott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell upvotes this?

    Noelle R
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were truly equal it would be the same percentage of their salaries. But since she’s paying a larger percentage, in case of divorce she might be able to claim a larger portion of ownership?

    The Panda society
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the saddest thing I have read today.

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    Allen Packard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he finds out. Karma being what it is, I'm sure he will.

    Lene
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳😬🤔 wow... in the not-so-cool way....

    ali lilley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does HE get up to on holiday with his brother? I bet they are bang at it.

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you s**t just get a divorce

    Jason Wilhite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is a major s**t head. Your husband goes on a vacation with his brother and you sleep around. What a c**t.

    Alexej Dvorak
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    I bet this person would also be very quick to complain if they did split the mortgage unequally but put down ownership in the register books according to their share.

    Isabelle Lamarque
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your assuming the ownership isn't split that way. My best friend had a man like that. She had a 30% claim in the house but paid 50% of the morgage and loan. That's a possible scenario so your judgement is very misplaced imo.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f....y? I actually don't know this word

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    Starcie Burkett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The straight up IDGAF of 3 year Olds never ceases to amaze me

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some of my favourite friendships too. We show love with increasingly crass insults.

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pretend like I’m reviewing a movie when watching one.

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    Robert B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of it all the same anyway. At least here in the states.

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg how dare those people hold on to little sparks of joy and excitement into their adult life? How dare they enjoy special days together in a way they all like? /s

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    Michael Talian
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. In my residential area the mothly parking fee is an equivalent of GBP 50 to 70. If you are lucky and there is a space available for rent. I've been parking illegally there for 4 years now and got 4 tickets each for less than GBP 20... so in 4 years I paid approx. the same amount I would otherwise pay per month.

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    GoGoPDX
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuine question, what are point on a coop card?

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm... hope you'll seek help fight this addiction one day

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    Isabelle Lamarque
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he pissed in his bedroom floor where his laptop happened to be and blamed his daughter for it at work. Phew. I have no words. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    Wackford Squeers
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It profiteth a man nothing to gain the whole world and lose his wife; but for Fulham?

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