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I don't know about you, but whenever I encounter an ad on Wish that offers me an ingrown toenail remover, I get this contradictory feeling. On one hand, I want to share this atrocity with the rest of the world so I'm not the only person scarred by it but on the other, posting it on my personal social media accounts isn't exactly ideal either—I want them to give the impression that I'm at least somewhat normal. So you can imagine how excited I was to find out there was a place where we all can spread our disgust for cursed blurbs.

It's a Facebook group, called 'Ads with threatening auras.' You may have already seen it on Bored Panda since my colleague Innes covered it a few months ago, but after our publication, the group's popularity has exploded and it has surpassed the 100,000-member mark, which has brought even more content, so we just have to make an update on it. Below you will find its top posts since our previous article. Enjoy!

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When Bored Panda spoke with Áron Somos, the founder of the group, he told us that 'Ads with threatening auras' is actually the second popular group that he's created.

“I created this page based on previous experience and on the back of an idea,” he said. “Roughly ten years ago, when Facebook introduced the group feature, I created one for a particular car model, solely to experiment with this function. A year-and-a-half in, that group started to explode and is currently at 112K members.”

This means that it's still ahead of 'Ads with threatening auras.' But for how long?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If more signs were this blunt, idiots might pay more attention to them!

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“Although I'm yet to see a penny from the group, it never failed to give me a good giggle,” Áron explained. “It can sometimes be time-consuming to moderate, but getting that daily laugh I'd say is a well-worth payoff.”

When trying to define what makes the group so interesting, Áron noted highlighted that there are plenty of adverts with creepy photos or poor word choice that highlight the importance of an editor or an approval process. 

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“We are surrounded by so many advertisements that just don't feel right. They're either odd, cringe, or weirdly funny,” he said.

“Either way, a somewhat professional team or a big dog at a firm signed it off. That fact highlights that we're only human, and being higher up in the food chain doesn't mean that we're evidently better at PR. I believe the group filled a gap in our lives and created a platform for everyone to go to when they encounter such an ad.” 

So long as there are weird adverts, there will always be plenty to share in the group. With over 106K members (up by 33K from our last publication), the community, according to its founder is very diverse.

“It's not revolved around a certain age or ethnicity. Most people are there to have a good time and never fail to engage in a conversation with others on a particularly funny or controversial post. I truly enjoy building a like-minded, yet diverse community that can sometimes disagree but express it in an appropriate way.”

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So if you enjoy these pictures, feel free to join the group! There are plenty more to scroll through. So much so that it can be hard to pick a favorite.

“I like the terrible ones like the funeral ad in the subway saying ‘come a little closer’. Or the one passive-aggressively commanding you to download the app because they paid for the ad,” Áron commented on his.

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Al Cook
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And... this is a simplified version why some "artists" manage to sell s**t (sometimes literally) to idiots with too much money.

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Julia Atkinson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The stolen items include a pit bull terrier and two crates of Mountain Dew"

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Shazz Winchester
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this not for when you have something on the seat, that is heavy and triggers the car's beeping sequence, so you use this to turn it off?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Violent temporal dimensional instability Beam. Danger of acute atomization.

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adiiantryx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well what do you know, maybe it's a grape-flavoured ketchup dispenser which cleans your hands

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Attack of the Giant Crabs, coming to London in 2022 because why the hell not

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yep, had another cancellation this morning...dumpster's almost full and it's only Wednesday"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time I was learning Italian on Duolingo and the sentence was "you will be with me until I die"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎶 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 𝘉𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘢 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘦 / 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦 🎶

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a lot of "no woman". I like Bob Marley's "No Woman No Cry" better. But I'll say this: I am very glad he makes his preferrnces clear and doesn't waste the time of millions of women who would make fantastic partners.

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Jack Holt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You sir require a fleshlight and a fleshlight only

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Francine Govan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's a lot of words for I'm a demanding asshole who demeans women. (or womenT - with a hard T at the end!)

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RedMarbles
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's awfully particular about pronunciation for one with his grammar skills.

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Ronald Copenhagen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found what he was looking for on Tinder but worded it differently. “I want to live on a boat. Don’t have money to support another dudes kid.” Been married for 5 years.

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see anything wrong here. I've seen the kind of women he describes on plenty of Reddit videos and none of them were positive. It's good to have standards and these aren't even wild.

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Seabeast
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My standards used to include men who could use punctuation and spell "period" properly. But hey, I'm picky like that.

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Michelle C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sooooooo....no women??? You could've just said you like dudes.

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Dean Primmer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The emojis threw me off I really thought he was just saying no ass photos surfing

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Dodo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, I agree with the last one. Who says 'period' with a hard T at the end?

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Kim Irving
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, how could this guy possibly still be single?! What a catch!

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Seabeast
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Sorry, I can't date you right now. I've got my periodt."

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Any
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a suggestion: No woman at all, because I'm an insufferable asshole that wants to be alone forever... :D

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StormWolf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could've saved himself time by just saying "no woman", as that's the amount of responses I guaranteed you he got from this list of demands

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Julia Atkinson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing would induce me to call them pants. And why do so many men in these old ads look like potential serial killers?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it will keep me awake all day and night know u murdered sugar cane toads for purses.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn’t real - it’s from Prank-O. They sell gift boxes with ridiculous fake-products on the box.

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