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In our eyes, all dogs are wonderful and deserve a perfect 10/10 for making our days brighter with their derpy smiles, fluffy hugs, and adorable antics. However, did you know that the scale for rating dogs goes beyond 10? The WeRateDogs Twitter account has taught us all about how canines can go beyond the so-called maximum. Why? Because they’re worth it! And because it entertains us.
The founder of the page, entrepreneur Matt Nelson, rates dogs in hilarious and witty comments that will get a smile (if not a chuckle) out of you. We’ve collected some of his best new tweets for you to enjoy, dear Pandas, so be sure to upvote your fave ones and to write your own ratings in the comments!
If you’d like to see some more good boys and girls that you can pet through the screen, you can scroll through Bored Panda’s earlier articles about the WeRateDogs project here, here, and here, as well as here.
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ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-dog-rating-twitter/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago (edited)
He's only a small meteorite now, but he'll grow up to be a destroyer of toy dinosaurs
Joshua Nowell 4 years ago
someone in anime: *super punches someone* the punched person: *this photo*
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ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago
https://www.boredpanda.com/message-ajit-pai-we-rate-dogs/
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Matt, the founder of WeRateDogs, isn’t just making a decent living rating dogs—he’s thriving, earning six figures. What’s more, he’s using his influence to help dogs in need by promoting fundraising campaigns. It’s less of a ‘dog eat dog’ world and more of a ‘dog pet dog’ one with Matt around.
Matt launched the WeRateDogs account on Twitter in November 2015 and soon dropped out of Campbell University as he became more and more involved in the project. Those dastardly doggos were cutting into his studying time and he decided to focus on being an entrepreneur.
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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
All our cats and our dog are rescues, who had been dumped on the road. Not a one of them has any interest in going outside anymore, because they remember how scary it was before we rescued them. I mean, if the dog didn’t have to do his business outside, he’d be pleased. Of course, the way he acts we think he’s actually a cat in a dog suit, so...
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Cecilia 4 years ago
@Eva, and he's worth a heck of a lot more, the gifts that he gives you money can't buy
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No you didn't 4 years ago
Huh, since when does "heck" need to be censored? I thought that word was the censored version already.
Aileen 4 years ago
Especially since they didn't censor it in the comments. XD
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ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-dog-rating-twitter/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
Tonka is a really good name for him. ‘Cause he sure is built like a truck!
Once he set up a website with an online store where he could sell merch, Matt began solidifying his status as the head of one of the biggest dog-lover communities online (and IRL). It took around two years for him to turn his start-up idea into an empire of canine goodness.
Matt made the account at an Applebee’s. A day later, he had over 3k followers and people were lining up in his inbox, asking him to rate their dogs. That’s the kind of response you get when you’ve got a great idea that’s relatable to people and you add in a dash of great timing and luck.
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Janina Prado 4 years ago
@aragorn ll elessar - do you have that kind of doe?
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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
This is incredibly cool, but there is a caveat. You have to be sure to check through Sarge’s fur for deer ticks, groom and bathe him regularly, and keep him treated for both ticks and fleas. Deer ticks are the ones that carry Lyme Disease, and they can end up on everybody in the household (they will drop onto furniture, and suddenly be crawling onto your leg or shoulder), so it’s better safe than sorry.
I_Rate_Pets 4 years ago
Don't tell other how to treat their pets. Unless Sarge is hurt, it is none of your buisness.
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my family thought i was crazy when i said i wanted a pet deer lol
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Tantalum_Radium 4 years ago (edited)
Opps...one giant LEAP for doggo kind...cute ref tho!
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Tabby_Sohee 4 years ago
Wowwwww can we appreciate the skill and patience this took to blow a bubble of the right size, line it up with a moving doggo, and snap the photo at the right moment?
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the redqueen 4 years ago
Ok, you win, Bored Panda...you win. This is officially too much cuteness & sweetness, and I can't hold back any longer...............*husband laughing at me and the single tear that escaped my eye , wanting to know if it was the German Sheppard snuggling with the deer, or the owl, that finally "broke" me* hahahaha
However, juggling dog ratings and his studies proved to be a real challenge. Soon, Matt was burned out, low on sleep, and posting 18 times a day, as he told ‘Money.’ What’s more, even though he had loads of influence on social media, he was pretty much broke in real-life. And his friends had to take away his phone when they went to parties because he’d keep checking his Twitter feed. Something had to change.
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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
It took me a few seconds to work out that his fancy sweater is actually a door mat
Berry Budgie 4 years ago
people really need to learn their breeds so that they only post dogs on this group!
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the redqueen 4 years ago
I just want to pick up this cute, rolly-polly thing and squuuueeeeze him and make sure that precious puppy belly gets lots of scritches!!!
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I'm starting to think there is nothing sadder than a sad bulldog... poor buddy.
“I was spending full-time work hours or more monitoring everything about the account. Monetizing it became a necessity if I was going to continue doing it at that level,” he told ‘Money.’ That’s when Matt partnered up with social media marketer John Ricci who convinced the founder of WeRateDogs to delegate some of the work to him.
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Lunacorn 4 years ago
Bored panda is secretly the lawn panda organization and that is our fearless leader
Elizabeth Tunney 4 years ago
“ slightly moistened” good thing it doesn’t sound appetizing because animal lovers would just eat that face right up, so adorable! ( won’t actually eat guys but I think you get it)
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Moo Moo Futch 4 years ago
Oh my god my heart!!!! Goodness animals put us to shame. They can love each other and yet we fight. Only yesterday I was watching a drone video of a dog in Russia that is best friends with a mama bear and her two Cubs. You see them playing together. Running together. Walking. Snuggling. No excuse for why we as a race hate each other so much.
Doggo Froggo 4 years ago
You must be a BIG hit with all the dads..... I feel sorry for your future children (if you have any). I mean, if you're like this now, what will you be like when you are actually a dad??!!
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“That told me that I need to be a good delegator if I’m not going to go crazy,” Matt explained how he learned the lesson that he can’t do everything alone. He also dropped out of college so he could fully focus on WeRateDogs instead of splitting his attention two ways.
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
It's a ploy! It's one step away from a ransom note made from newspaper letters!
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
I’d let Troy walk my dog now, even take them to the dog park to play. All Troy needs to do is wear his mask and practice social distancing, and he’s got the job (damn right I’ll pay him!).
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Taylor Carroll 3 years ago
Day 42. The hoomans. Still have not found me. Hav been snoozing. But soon. I will surprise them. For many pats.
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Dillon Hughes 4 years ago
My late dobie never found her tail.... I tell kids that's what happens when you don't put away your toys!
pusheen buttercup 4 years ago
I loved it when my German shepherds would do this. They always did it around food time, I wish I knew what it meant
Most of what Matt does, he can run on his phone (imagine the number of GB he uses up!). And despite practically swimming in money by providing wholesome and funny content about dogs to the internet, the so-called ‘Dogfather’ is still very humble.
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Draco Malfoy 4 years ago (edited)
Can people really not spot the difference in animals these days? (this is sarcasm)
Debra Wellman 4 years ago
They're whippets. You don't cut whippets ears. They lay back against their head. They have ears still, you just can't see them!
Pansexual snek 4 years ago
@couldn't_fine_a_good_name: I dont think the ears were cut off, i think they look like it because the wind is pushing them back.
Helen Davies 4 years ago
That is a really lovely picture, even if its of ponies and not dogs! (Hahaha, beautiful doggos and beautiful beach!)
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Currently, WeRateDogs has 8.9 million followers on Twitter, 1.9 million fans on Instagram, and another half-a-million+ supporting him on Facebook. That’s a huge following and no wonder—the content is wholesome, quirky, cute, and consistent.
It’s not like we’ll all just wake up one morning and decide that we don’t like dogs anymore, so Matt’s got some stability. However, it’s not just luck: he’s been growing his doggo empire steadily and it doesn’t look like it’ll stop expanding any time soon.
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The funny one 4 years ago
MY FAVORITE DOG BREED ( Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriver) or toller
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Doggo Froggo 4 years ago (edited)
or doggo froggo :) I've finally met my familiar!
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Haley Brock 4 years ago
good thing we have her that building is special we dont want it falling down now...😂
There’s a lot of calculation and effort going on behind the scenes. And keeping a multi-million audience entertained is no easy feat. Now, Matt aims to tweet around two times on weekdays and always does this himself.
For Matt, it takes roughly 20 minutes to create the perfect comment for each photo. And once he tweets out his newest post, he carefully monitors how people react to it. After all, he is a professional dog rater and this is what earns him his daily bread.
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Berry Budgie 4 years ago
...give it to me when you are done... for reasons
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“My initial goal was just to make people happy. Now I’m good at writing like a dog and embodying that behavior because I’ve been surrounded by dog internet culture,” Matt explained. His main source of income is the merch sold on his website, however, and it’s ironic because it’s actually Twitter that eats up most of his time.
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So, dear Pandas, which dogs were your favorite ones? Which of Matt’s captions got you giggling and going ‘aww’ out loud? Are there any ratings that you’d change? Share your thoughts in the comment section below—we’re always happy to hear what you have to say.
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real._.izuku 4 years ago
So does mine! I try to get my other dog to do it, but her ears are too big...
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Sarah Purdy 4 years ago
Okay I legit think somebody might have pulled a fast one. There's no way that's not a seal 🤦😂
Berry Budgie 4 years ago
Hmmm i think its a Russian sink seal, it’s whiskers are too long to be Canadian. Its so difficult to clean their hair out of the drain when they leave...
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
Plus, it looks like he’s sprung a leak—-somebody plug those holes, and quick! Looks like the dam’s about to burst!
Haley Brock 4 years ago
🤦😂😂 canadian sink seal... last thing i knew seals live in the see not the sink
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ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago
Isn't this Walter's profile pic? images-4-1...2a0999.jpg 
MiaOokami 4 years ago
Nelson is going to be dragging their owner around pride, barking "Let's go lesbians!"
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Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
Since they’re Newfoundlands, Walter won’t be “mini” very long. So cherish this short short time that he’s little, Cooper!
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Berry Budgie 4 years ago
I would like the backstory of the dark brown dog seemingly trying waterbending
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
Her friend is totally unimpressed and uses the distraction to steal her food
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
The previous president didn't have pets. Should have been a warning.
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Eva the Egg 4 years ago
He is very good at distracting bad guys tho... They love to give him tummy rubs and they forget about their job
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cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
He is buying a burger! That's why! Did you expect him to drive? He can't drive because he has the wrong licence by the way
More Thinking Needed 4 years ago
The question is: Why aren't there more dogs using the drive-thru.
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The funny one 4 years ago
My dog got that same chimkin toy and next day its gone ( its gone because she will chew anything up, litterally we have a rubber ball that has 5 holes in it)and THEY ARE ADORABLE
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Eva the Egg 4 years ago
Im sorry for laughing Baloo 😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Your folded arms are just too cute 😭✨
emmie rose 4 years ago
my friend used to have a black lab named baloo :( he was such a sweet boy, big and soft and snuggly.
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Elizabeth Tunney 4 years ago
No way. Dog fur doesn’t usually look that smooth. Unless it was groomed, which... I guess it was..
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GirlFriday 4 years ago
Why is that dog looking at me like he just saw my report card and needs to have a talk with me about my grades?
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago
Oooh, that first picture is the very definition of “giving you the stink eye”!
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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
Not only do I have this problem with most of my summer clothes, I've also noticed that hills and staircases are getting steeper
Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)
We had a St Bernard named Heidi when I was little. Greatest, and most comfortable to sleep on, babysitter I ever had.
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Eva the Egg 4 years ago
I'll just close my eyes for a bit... when I open them they should be there!
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WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago (edited)
The trash men must be over the moon with this moron. There's nothing more rewarding than picking litter from the street because some fool let their dog push the trash cans over.
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Berry Budgie 4 years ago
Nawww dont worry buddy, some day you will be glad you learnt to sit and it wont be for nothing
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Remember maths? "You'll never have a calculator with you all the time, that's why you need to learn maths."
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GirlFriday 4 years ago
Cleo looks like she has a 750 credit score and 10,000 followers on instagram.
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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
I would be more inclined to watch sport if there were more participants like this
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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
I'm guessing that this feature can get a bit annoying after the first few hours
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Camila PerezDuran 4 years ago
I must say, Wrigley has very good taste in apparel, and he looks so handsome in that outfit!
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Sarah Purdy 4 years ago
Okay I don't want to be like the fun spoiler and it is absolutely adorable but why is the puppy in a stroller instead of walking with the other dogs?
Johane Moller 4 years ago
Puppies shouldn't go on long walks until at least 10-12 months old. Probably put in a stroller so he can go on the same length of a walk as his brothers.
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Gold roses 4 years ago
Eeeeeeieieieiieieieieieieieieiieieieieieiieieieieieieiie tooooooooooo CuUUuUuuUUUUUTE
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i died
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Kiss Army 4 years ago
@kcpetproject is awesome! That is were our boy Calvin was adopted from! We have our Amazon Smile account set up to donate to them. cal-2-6046...dd68d5.jpg 
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ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago
Here's the link: https://www.gofundme.com/f/save-shanel
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It's fine—they already raised 3,588 more than needed. https://www.gofundme.com/f/save-shanel
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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
From the same mobile salon: caterpillar masseurs and spider acupressurists
Pelleh Din 4 years ago
better spider accupressurists than acupuncturists.
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Worry For The World 4 years ago
Obviosly. I thought they only rated dogs, humph. False advertising.
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Paul Budhram 4 years ago
I would hope that they are uglier because that means irl it's SUPER DUPER CUTE!!! Who's a good boy?
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Gold roses 4 years ago
Click, click, it’s not working! Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ev-cIOWUcAcey-C?format=jpg&name=360x360
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Sarah Purdy 4 years ago
And also perhaps an early mid-morning snack, early lunch,and early mid afternoon snack as well?
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Sarah Purdy 4 years ago
I mean as long as someone's bringing home the bacon I'm perfectly fine with this 😂
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angie but who cares 4 years ago
i think it's a yawn based on the tounge idk
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Wandaluzt 4 years ago
It is good. Which is why its a shame Bored Panda thinks its OK to rip off their content from a year ago and shove it here to sell advertising off the back of it.
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Wandaluzt 4 years ago
It is good. Which is why its a shame Bored Panda thinks its OK to rip off their content from a year ago and shove it here to sell advertising off the back of it.
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