You know how these days people can rate everything - from customer service to stuff you buy online and even your looks or your pets' likeability. And as much as people love the man's best friends aka dogs, they are still being rated for their demeanor and cuteness daily. And we know where to find the most hilarious funny dog ratings ever.

We Rate Dogs is a Twitter account that does exactly what it says. It rates dogs. And their funny captions are just over the top. All you have to do is send them a serious or funny dog picture via direct message (or any dog come to think of it), and they'll give it a score from one to ten. The only problem is, some people seem to be sending them pictures of things that CLEARLY aren't dogs! Scroll down to see the dog memes that we are talking about. From Taiwanese Guide Walruses and East African Chalupa Seals to Iraqi Speed Kangaroos and Mongolian Grass Snakes, the list contains pretty much every animal you can think of...except dogs!

Now scroll down below for the funny dog jokes from We Rate Dogs; these funny jokes are sure to help you get through even the gloomiest of Mondays.

More info: Twitter

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Dàhlia DM
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3 years ago

I thought it was a kangaroo

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John L
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3 years ago

Could someone please help me out here.............. AnyOne-593...240a43.gif AnyOne-59369c2240a43.gif

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John L
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3 years ago

Eddie Money was on the dock trying to come up with another song, when he saw this fellow "Walk on Water". Presto, a Huge Hit!

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Hans
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3 years ago

Soooo fluffy...

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Chere Goddard
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3 years ago

I love these comments so much

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John L
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3 years ago

Be careful where you step, or you could be in trouble.

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Niloufer Daruwalla
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3 years ago

For a moment I thought that was Snoop Dogg

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Jacqui Wilson
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3 years ago

Sqeeeeeeeeeeeee :) :) :) :)

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Melody Lanzatella
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3 years ago

"Taiwanese Guide Walrus"?!?! This editor is HYSTERICALLY funny!!!

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Katharina Vittenlind
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3 years ago

"Real funny guys, but we don't rate curtains. Please stop sending curtain pictures with no dogs in them."

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Ok Ha-Neul
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3 years ago

i want a floppy tongued house panda!

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John L
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3 years ago

Even dogs need a front end realignment, every once in awhile. ;D

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Seong Jin
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3 years ago

That is the one snake I could tolerate <3

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Chere Goddard
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3 years ago

I need a Bangladeshi couch chipmunk !

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Dàhlia DM
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3 years ago

omg I'm dying of laughter

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John L
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3 years ago

Help! I'm stuck and I can't get out!

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JEFF THE KILLER
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3 years ago

"Alaskan Flop Turtle" LMAO

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John L
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3 years ago

We wondered who had gotten that other chair. Now we know. ;D

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John L
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3 years ago

I'm just trying out some homemade Elizabethan Collars today, lol.

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Cathy Binder
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3 years ago

*floofer*

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sunnyrei82
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3 years ago

it's one of those 3D effect posters.. you know... the ones you have to stare at a point and once your eyes are all crossed, a 3D image appears.

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Hans
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3 years ago

"Such a nice carpet...I wonder how it feel..." *wag* *wag* "Oh, nervermind."

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Chere Goddard
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3 years ago

beauty

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Jessica Stohr
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3 years ago

Lol

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Hans
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3 years ago

Looks cautious yet peaceful to me.

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Đoan Võ
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3 years ago

It's not a marshmallow, it's a marshmallow attempting to drive

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JEFF THE KILLER
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3 years ago

THE FLOOF IS REAL

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Harvey Tydeman
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3 years ago

diz powlr bewr haz fawlt

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Jeeves
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3 years ago

I should try putting ribbons on my Wild Albanian Street Moose- she'd look GORGEOUS. XD

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Blind Oracle
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3 years ago

Just don't mention goats to Mr dog_rates

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Catherine H
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3 years ago

Actually, it's a Roomba robovac disguised as a Dutch Panda Worm

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Blue Cicada
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3 years ago

Looks like a Welsh copper otter to me.

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Chere Goddard
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3 years ago

this is the best page I have ever seen in my life

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Hans
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3 years ago

Eyeless porch bear...could not get closer.

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coffee zombie
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3 years ago

Am I the only one who feels bad for dogs that are getting a less than 10 rating?

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Gillian Black
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3 years ago

Bath Tortoise , bath tortoise um googled it and yes it definatly one

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Chere Goddard
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3 years ago

super heckin frustrated LOL

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Chere Goddard
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3 years ago

floof kangaroo...where do you get it ! brilliant

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Blue Cicada
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3 years ago

Lesser known flop-eyed hammerhead shark.

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Allana Rose
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3 years ago

Yes but the ETPF Bears are an endangered species. Getting a pic of them is like finding the Holy Grail!

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Debie Fehling
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3 years ago

Looks more like a platypus!

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