WeRateDogs is a Twitter account that does exactly what it says. It rates dogs. And it's hilarious.

All you have to do is send them a picture of your dog via direct message (or any dog come to think of it) and they'll give it a score from one to ten. Or, in some cases, thirteen out of ten. It's certainly one of the more bizarre Twitter accounts we've seen, but it's also one of the funniest, which is probably why it has over 300k followers. Ever wanted your dog rated? Then you know where to go.

#1

Single Father Raising His Two Pups. 12/10 For Everyone

Single Father Raising His Two Pups. 12/10 For Everyone

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#2

Please Stop Sending Polar Bears, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

Please Stop Sending Polar Bears, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

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#3

Another Pic Without A Dog In It. 4/10 Just Because That's A Neat Rug

Another Pic Without A Dog In It. 4/10 Just Because That's A Neat Rug

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Over Opinionated
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My father's Labradoodle laying on his tan shag throw rug means tripping and falling while you get looked at by said dog like your an idiot... this happens all the time

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#4

This Is A Butternut Cumberfloof. It's Not Windy, They Just Look Like That. 11/10 Back At It Again With The Red Socks

This Is A Butternut Cumberfloof. It's Not Windy, They Just Look Like That. 11/10 Back At It Again With The Red Socks

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when its a hot summer day, and you walk into an air conditioned building....

#5

She's Waving At You And She's Portable Like Hell. 12/10

She's Waving At You And She's Portable Like Hell. 12/10

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#6

Please Stop Sending Tyrannosaurus Rex, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

Please Stop Sending Tyrannosaurus Rex, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

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Francis Divina
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how they rate 10/10 even if it's not a dog! You go, T- Rex!

#7

I'm Getting Real Heckin Tired Of This. This Is Walrus. Please Send Dogs. 10/10

I'm Getting Real Heckin Tired Of This. This Is Walrus. Please Send Dogs. 10/10

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#8

He Accidentally Opened The Front Facing Camera. 11/10

He Accidentally Opened The Front Facing Camera. 11/10

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Emily Rose
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

me. everytime i try to use snapchat. everytime.

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#9

Please Stop Sending in Your 31 Year Old Sons That Won't Get Out Of Your House, We Only rate Dogs. 11/10

Please Stop Sending in Your 31 Year Old Sons That Won't Get Out Of Your House, We Only rate Dogs. 11/10

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#10

When You Hear Your Owner Say They Need To Hatch Another Egg But You've Already Been On 17 Walks Today. 10/10

When You Hear Your Owner Say They Need To Hatch Another Egg But You've Already Been On 17 Walks Today. 10/10

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Ema Sklepic
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't understand what this was about until I read the comment below xD good for me hehe xD

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#11

Kyle Strives To Be The Best Doggo He Can Be. 11/10 Would Pat On Head Approvingly

Kyle Strives To Be The Best Doggo He Can Be. 11/10 Would Pat On Head Approvingly

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#12

Toby Is A Lithuanian Hight Steppin Stickeroo. 10/10 So Nifty

Toby Is A Lithuanian Hight Steppin Stickeroo. 10/10 So Nifty

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Yvonne Bernal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You put yer right paw in... you put yer right paw out... and you shake it all about.

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#13

When Ur Not Old Enough To Play In The Deep End. All 10/10

When Ur Not Old Enough To Play In The Deep End. All 10/10

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He sure is sportin' that "lion look" pretty darn good though!

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#14

The Most Unphotogenic Pupper Of All Time. 11/10

The Most Unphotogenic Pupper Of All Time. 11/10

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#15

Ace, One Of The Best Window Washers. 11/10 Helpful AF

Ace, One Of The Best Window Washers. 11/10 Helpful AF

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Patricia Yan
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me when staring at a pretty dress through a window but forgot to bring wallet—

#16

Bell Likes Holding Hands. 12/10 Would Definitely Pet With Other Hand

Bell Likes Holding Hands. 12/10 Would Definitely Pet With Other Hand

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you and Bae get into an argument, but you still wanna hold hands....

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#17

Bella Is Ubering Home After A Few Too Many Drinks. 10/10 Socially Concious AF

Bella Is Ubering Home After A Few Too Many Drinks. 10/10 Socially Concious AF

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#18

Like Doggo Like Pupper. Both 12/10

Like Doggo Like Pupper. Both 12/10

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#21

Percy Fell Asleep On The Wheel. 7/10 Absolute Menace On The Roadway

Percy Fell Asleep On The Wheel. 7/10 Absolute Menace On The Roadway

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Emily Rose
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS IS THE CUTEST DOG I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOODNESS

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#22

Please Stop Sending Dutch Panda Worms, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

Please Stop Sending Dutch Panda Worms, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

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#23

She's Having Coachella Withdrawals. 10/10 Stay Strong Pupper

She's Having Coachella Withdrawals. 10/10 Stay Strong Pupper

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she's an offspring of the Woodstock generation....

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#24

Please Stop Sending East African Chalupa Seals, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

Please Stop Sending East African Chalupa Seals, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

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Maria João Barata
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, seals are caniformes, so I guess it's close enough? XD

#25

Theo Can Walk On Water. 12/10 Magical AF

Theo Can Walk On Water. 12/10 Magical AF

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Over Opinionated
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They said Jesus was coming back I guess he chose to come back as a dog

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#26

Please Stop Sending Iraqi Speed Kangaroos, We Only Rate Dogs. 9/10

Please Stop Sending Iraqi Speed Kangaroos, We Only Rate Dogs. 9/10

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#27

Please Stop Sending Mexican Golden Beavers, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

Please Stop Sending Mexican Golden Beavers, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

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#28

Doggo Is Waiting For Someone To Be Proud Of Her Accomplishment. 13/10 Legendary AF

Doggo Is Waiting For Someone To Be Proud Of Her Accomplishment. 13/10 Legendary AF

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Over Opinionated
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's a provider good boy now fetch some sour cream and chives

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#29

Falls Asleep Wherever He Wants. Must Be Nice. 10/10

Falls Asleep Wherever He Wants. Must Be Nice. 10/10

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Christine DeLoatch
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No it’s not nice. It’s narcolepsy.

#30

Addicted To Broccoli. 8/10 Get Help Pup

Addicted To Broccoli. 8/10 Get Help Pup

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#31

Leonard Hides In Bushes To Escape His Problems. 10/10 Relatable AF

Leonard Hides In Bushes To Escape His Problems. 10/10 Relatable AF

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironically, its the tail that gives him away.

#32

Clyde Is Making Sure You're Having A Good Train Ride. Great Pupper. 12/10

Clyde Is Making Sure You're Having A Good Train Ride. Great Pupper. 12/10

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#34

Dog Jesus. 13/10

Dog Jesus. 13/10

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Scully Rodriguez
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This dog is creepy af omg I can't. X'D

#35

Blanket Has Overthrown Her Human. 11/10 So Damn Fluffy

Blanket Has Overthrown Her Human. 11/10 So Damn Fluffy

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Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

all that floof! aaaa so cute!

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David Gallagher
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor doggy. I hope that's photoshopped because it looks ridiculously overweight.

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#37

Please Stop Sending Jamaican Flop Seals, We Only Rate Dogs. 9/10

Please Stop Sending Jamaican Flop Seals, We Only Rate Dogs. 9/10

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#38

Rorie Is Zen AF. 10/10 Would Immediately Trade Lives With

Rorie Is Zen AF. 10/10 Would Immediately Trade Lives With

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When that pizza arrives, and you catch a sniff of that pizza box

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#39

Charlie Pouts Until He Gets To Go On The Swing. 12/10 Manipulative AF

Charlie Pouts Until He Gets To Go On The Swing. 12/10 Manipulative AF

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Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's persuasive!

#40

Why Would You Send A Pic Without A Dog In It? 10/10

Why Would You Send A Pic Without A Dog In It? 10/10

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Ema Sklepic
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think there are two black socks on the beach :D

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#43

10/10 Pls Keep This Pupper In Your Thoughts

10/10 Pls Keep This Pupper In Your Thoughts

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#45

Please Stop Sending Sharks, We Only Rate Dogs. 11/10

Please Stop Sending Sharks, We Only Rate Dogs. 11/10

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#46

Penny Is Trying Out Her Prom Dress. 11/10 Stunning AF

Penny Is Trying Out Her Prom Dress. 11/10 Stunning AF

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#47

Franklin Is A Yoga Master. 11/10 Dedicated AF

Franklin Is A Yoga Master. 11/10 Dedicated AF

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dog- reach.... reach *cracks back* ahhh

#48

She Walks Herself Up And Down The Train To Be Petted By All The Passengers. 13/10 Can't Handle This

She Walks Herself Up And Down The Train To Be Petted By All The Passengers. 13/10 Can't Handle This

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#50

Oliver Is Downright Gorgeous, Should Be The Cover Of Dogue. 12/10

Oliver Is Downright Gorgeous, Should Be The Cover Of Dogue. 12/10

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#51

Please Stop Sending Alaskan Flop Turtles, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

Please Stop Sending Alaskan Flop Turtles, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

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#52

Lance Doesn't Give A Shit. 10/10 We Should All Be More Like Lace

Lance Doesn't Give A Shit. 10/10 We Should All Be More Like Lace

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Patricia Yan
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don’t rate pigeons. Even giant featherless ones

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#54

Atticus Remains Calm But His Costume Looks Terrified. 11/10

Atticus Remains Calm But His Costume Looks Terrified. 11/10

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Lucy Sharp
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol didn't know I share a name with a dog that also reads! :o

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#57

Please Stop Sending Mongolian Grass Snakes, We Only Rate Dogs. 11/10

Please Stop Sending Mongolian Grass Snakes, We Only Rate Dogs. 11/10

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#59

Super Rare Rainbow Floofer. 13/10 Colorful AF

Super Rare Rainbow Floofer. 13/10 Colorful AF

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Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's a gift from God, a very endangered species and we must save it!

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rai mei
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the eye reminds me of Interview with the Vampire

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