35 Funny Homemade Christmas Cards From The Past I Found (New Pics)

I wonder how the mail-man is?

Judging by the force-lines, they're going pretty bloody fast.

You can sense the spontaneity of this wild bunch.

With the hips these families have their children could cartwheel out of their uteruses.

Angry Seasons Greetings

This feels like a horror movie, and I can't explain why

No one is smiling...lol

That's a scary card.

I love this one. What a kooky-looking family. I'd like to here their stories.

Santa says "NO" to inbreeding!

Cue the theme song from DELIVERANCE...

soo cuuuute 🥰

Cats and kittens. Of course it gets my upvote.

cause ans consequences :D

HMMM those don't look like my kittens, Mimsie

Yeah, they sure look merry and happy here, don’t they? (/s, ffs)

Poor saps had no idea what '29 had in store for them.

so much snow!!

Bet mom was exhausted...1929. 😐

There was a Twilight Zone episode just like this.

That's gonna be a very unhappy vacuum cleaner, lol.

I kind of like this one

It's the fireplace from Top Secret.

I really doubt Marcia or Vee's perfect Christmas involves cleaning up all that c**p

They look as though they have the worst case of ectrodactyly known to man

i love that they left the doll arms

Mermaids

But what was strong enough to hold them um like that?

Whose bright idea was this?

Why are there so many copies of Earth?

"They're here...."

We had one of those TV sets.

This type of horseplay should be kept between partners.

I bring you the Christmas Kama Sutra!

This is the couple that would be internet famous for doing a funny themed Christmas card every year in modern times.

Is he in a sports suit? 1950s coat and jacket not 2000s joggers.

The look on Dad’s face.

Now this family has the right idea: Christmas will still be here after 7am people. Looks like they even have a doggo there with them. :)

I know they're sleeping but at first glance, this looks almost like those post-mortem memorial photographs people took with deceased loved ones 😬

Deck the Klaus with rounds of buckshot. Fa La La La La La.........

The guns might not be toys

If those were my kids, they would be in HUGE trouble. No safety and trigger discipline. I'd would have been clobbered for not following the 4 cardinal rules.

Why does "Santa" appear to be wearing fishing waders?

Is the little guy building a bomb?

Creeepy

I love that Bernice is wearing pants.

Cute.

Happy Winter Solstice from Sabrina the pre-teen witch!