35 Funny Homemade Christmas Cards From The Past I Found (New Pics)

I wonder how the mail-man is?

Judging by the force-lines, they're going pretty bloody fast.

You can sense the spontaneity of this wild bunch.

That's a scary card.

soo cuuuute 🥰

Yeah, they sure look merry and happy here, don’t they? (/s, ffs)

There was a Twilight Zone episode just like this.

They look as though they have the worst case of ectrodactyly known to man

Whose bright idea was this?

"They're here...."

This type of horseplay should be kept between partners.

The look on Dad’s face.

Deck the Klaus with rounds of buckshot. Fa La La La La La.........

Creeepy

Cute.

Happy Winter Solstice from Sabrina the pre-teen witch!

The tin foil hats are going to be jealous

Symbolic torching of little ones. This has a dark 50's moral panic vibe to it.

Those folks were pretty prolific.

If anyone was curious, this is what that truck looks like. s-l1600-65...5519b1.jpg

That's because Santa knows a secret about the contents of that box. A secret that Santa would prefer not to be exposed.

Nothing says Christmas like a dog and monkey show.

The children's names are David, ricky, and Diane. Their parents' names are Richard and Helen. The last name is Hughes

I think there's been some cutting and pasting been done here.

She looks either pensive, or very embarrassed.

This is how they make Swanson TV dinners

The picture of the older couple at the top of the wheel looks very modern for the time, could even pass for being taken today, imo

In spite of: ̶N̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶R̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ ̶A̶s̶s̶o̶c̶i̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ (edit: see Tabitha below), Federal Communications Commission, National Park Service, Civilian Conservation Corps, Public Works Programs, Reconstruction Finance Corporation, (FDRS: unknown, possibly a reference to FDR's New Deal), Federal Housing Administration, National Farmer's Union, Emergency Conservation Work Organization, (SPCW: unknown), Agricultural Adjustment Administration.

Eleanor Rigby kept her face in a jar...

Seeing this photo, on a 75" TV screen, and remember that as a boy a 13" TV didn't seem tiny because it is just what we had.

Well, isn't this card a cup of cheer.

That mother has seen some things.

Looks like Mom and Dad go to the same barber.

At least it's not an Easter card.

Only mum, dad, and the eldest boy know where the bodies are.