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In this day and age, getting someone's attention is hard work, we are overstimulated with ads of all types, all battling for our attention. But some ads are so downright terrible that netizens had to stop and take stock to document a marketing team's outright failure. 

This is such a phenomenon that multiple online groups now existed, solely dedicated to gathering and sharing the worst advertisements out there. So make sure to get comfy and scroll through the most bizarre marketing decisions on the internet, upvote your favorite,s, and comment if you have encountered anything as weird in the wild. 

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Yeah, I don't know what DNA I need to have to make chicken tenders and fries the best diet for me.

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I guess we’re not even trying anymore, huh.

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Francine Govan
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

reminds me of those flat cardboard dolls you could buy with different paper outfits you could put on them

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Your child, too, can learn to casually disembowel a doll

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Zephyr
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't settle for ordinary wallpaper upgrade to crime scene wallpaper also comes in period stain variety

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Blarrg
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We're not going to comment on how ChatGPT can apparently float speech bubbles that extend beyond the edges of the screen?

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You may not like it, but this is the ideal canine body.

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This woman is always creating ads with her dog in them. Not sure I love the new direction she’s going with it.

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David
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG you just made me picture a toddler knee deep in toilet paper. Or maybe asleep in it from getting tired unwinding all of that.

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Scott Rackley
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could you imagine sporting this bling at the start of the pandemic?

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Sleestak
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Go for one month? I'd like to take a break every now and then.

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Kerri Russ
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WE HAVE THIS! LOL! It's in my son's bathroom and he loves it.

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gerry.garh
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just give some catnip to your cat and leave it loose in the bathroom with that giant roll. The results will be amazing!

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Nikki Gross
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 6 adult cats and 1 kitten, that would not last 24 hours in my home.

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Professore CG
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once had the most beautiful, tiniest, fluffiest, most gentle, longhaired black kitten named Leo. He never snarled, hissed, growled, bit or swatted others. But if I inadvertently upset him, he would head quietly to the bathroom and attack the toilet roll, scratching, ripping and biting it into confetti. Total demolition! Then he'd quietly walk out again.

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Jen
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah finally, something to overcome the most laborious of household chores: changing the loo roll. Think of all the free time you would have if you only had to do it once a month!

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Microwaved Robot
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my Dream as I have fears that all in the house will be struck down at the same time with the 'trots' and there will be no one to go out and get more TP. They do not ship to Canada...I already checked ☹

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Amy Taylor
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw this a few months before Covid , laughed uproariously, and then the Great Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020 happened. I wasnt laughing anymore.

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Mike Loux
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When this first came out, I was sure it was an April Fools joke. Then one of my neighbors got one. SMDH.

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Holly Marley
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone I know did buy one of these as a Christmas joke present, a few months later everyone in his house loved him. There are three to a box!

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Hey!
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who, exactly, calculated that it would last a month?

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Rachel Reynolds
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boys will go through that in two days. And clog the toilet eighteen times.

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Ron Man
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now you can use the same TP as your local gas station!

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Mike Fitzpatrick
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that is indeed Charmin, that one roll would probably cost in the neighborhood of $45—50.

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C L
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And someone will make a fortune selling a new TP holder to hold this monster on (unless you just lay it on the floor)

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Sheila Carty
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, but anyone who bought this before The Great TP Run were probably laughing at the rest of us

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Marcellus II
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ONE MONTH!? More like a year. Or is this marketed only to religious zealots with 10+ kids?

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Jason
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 1 kid who poops enough for 10. This would probably cover him for a solid 3 days

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Zephyr
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While taking the class you can enjoy our house special cocktail "fried chips heart clogger"

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I was so thankful to save $0.00! Thank you!!!

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No attempt in the ad copy to call out the weird humor of this. Would you like to go and hang out with the zombies on your next vacation?

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One of my faves from about nine years ago. For the discerning business woman who doesn’t want to sacrifice her femininity.

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David
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL Miss Cleo has been replaced by a bot. (also, just read that Youree Harris died in 2016)

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The happy frog
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

…I’m not sure how my mum would take it if I gave her a gift calling her a smoking hot woman

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Now hiring real food.

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Demosthenes
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they are hiring for real food now, what were they serving before?

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I swear I thought this was in this group. Also, why Germany? I'm in Ireland.

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That's some nice looking tomato & basil.

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I’m so confused. Like will this be on the table with the salad out of reach? Or on the floor with just a weird low little salad table? How do you wash it? Why does it exist?

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Mojo Flizash
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Otherwise what was she originally doing with her left hand? Or is this just the "Granny wants a fist bump" stock photo?

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I just got an ad for. the government on f**kin Tumblr!? This is not a video or anything, you're seeing the whole ad

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David
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how much leeway you have regarding what photos you use? It could be hilarious.

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I just find the thumbnail really funny. Looks like she's crawling out of the wall.

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David
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not a racist comment - but a great many Asians have small breasts. I have been to Philippines, Japan, China, Korea, Malaysia, Thailand etc. There's nothing wrong with that. My point is literally in the BILLIONS of women have small breasts - so I really doubt their claim they are the only ones who designed a bra for them. I've seen shops full of small cupped bras over there when shopping with relatives.

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David
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10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does umbrella man in the background only have one suspender? EDIT: Okay, now I see the bag. Thanks folks. I wondered why his waist looked kind of weird.

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Well I guess I’m at that age now… JFC.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the kind of stuff they put in Airbnb’s that make no sense

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