45 Annoying ‘Facts’ And Urban Legends People Have To Finally Stop Believing
The internet is full of all kinds of information, especially fun facts and urban legends. You can find them on any social platform, and you probably read a few of them every day. Ranging from creepy and disturbing ones to funny and uplifting ones, people really seem to enjoy them and share them online and in real life. Who doesn't love to liven up a party by surprising friends with some unique trivia? But how do we make sure that the information we're reading is real and not made up?
Well, this online user decided to find out just that by asking, "What urban legend needs to die?" and they got some surprising and informative answers that might show you why you shouldn't believe everything you read online. So before you tell fun facts to your friends, check out the answers below to make sure that they're not fake!
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That people only use 10 percent of your brain. That is only true for politicians
I don't know man; I live in the US so it definitely goes beyond politicians
Not true. Politicians use all their brain. It's just that their brains are the same size as that of a squirrel.
Nah. It’s true for the people who vote for those politicians because they think to themselves, “All politicians except the ones I vote for are idiot liars!” Gullible, stupid voters are as much the problem as the politicians.
10% is still a high number for a politician. I'd give them no more than 5%. 🤣
That you need to wait 24 hours to report someone as missing.
You can, and SHOULD, report someone as missing as soon as they go missing. It could be the difference between finding someone who had a bad fall at home or getting lost in the forest, and finding their body.
If the person missing doesn't live in your home, you can always call the police and ask for a "wellness check".
24 hours is bs, but something we unfortunately had to experience when my oldest was taken by her (estranged and alcoholic) grandfather took her when she was only a few months old. This was in the Netherlands, police didn't want to do anything until at least 24 hrs passed. We eventually found out where he was, and took our daughter back. No thanks to the cops. Ffing ridiculous.
Usually when a child is involved they will start an investigation. If a teenager is the issue, they might wait.
Load More Replies...You need to report it and do what you can to get the word out because it is true depending on where you live that cops won't start investigating until 24, 48 or even 72 hours later. When there is likely a body not a person to look for
This👆 You can report it, but did doesn’t mean the police will actively do anything to find your loved one.
Load More Replies...Most jurisdictions do not actually have a requirement as to when you can report someone missing. TV does this all the times. And the comment that cops won't bother taking the report if a victim doesn't fit a certain profile is garbage. I am a 911 operator and I will tell you that we take reports from people immediately when they call. Most other 911 centers do the same. I can't speak for places like NY and LA and Chicago, but I don't personally know any jurisdictions that actively refuse to take missing persons reports.
They don’t refuse to take the report, they just don’t do anything to actually look for a missing adult (kids are different). Adults “have the right to be missing” apparently.
Load More Replies...I worked for a police department. Dispatch would always make note of a call about someone missing. Orta urgent call but dispatch will tell an officer to check it out. PD was small but they always had 2 dispatchers working. Hell to pay if all goes wrong.
Sometimes if the issue seems dire to a police officer they will do some fact checking. Older person no one has heard from. An 8 year old late from school etc.
That vaccines cause autism.
Autism is something you are born with! How do idiots not get this!?
You just named them, idiots. We can't expect much lol
Load More Replies...It's been said before but I like it so: A lot of scientists/virologists are actually on the spectrum, meaning autism causes vaccines, not the other way around.
That's the best way to put this I've ever heard
Load More Replies...I once mentioned this on a post and got jumped on from a great height because people read my comment wrong. I will try to word it more clearly. My youngest son has autism which he was born with. He also had meningitis at 7 months old and has an acquired brain injury. The meningitis vaccine came out when he was 6 but it was only for children up to 5 so I paid private for my older children to get it. Autism does not scare me, my son is perfect in every way, meningitis scares the living daylights out of me though
What's more disturbing is how many parents would rather risk their kids die or end up permanently damaged than take the (ludicrous and false) risk of Autism. So, basically, they would rather kid die than be autistic. Awesome, great message to kids.
That's what I say as well! How the chance of an eradicated and life threatening disease is somehow worse than a completely livable diagnosis? Come on! My grandma was the oldest of 11 kids. She had a brother die of polio. I once posted this on Facebook and said something like, I wonder what my great aunts and uncles think about anti-vaxxers. My great aunt, youngest of the 11, chimed in that apparently that brother died before she was born. I didn't know she had never known him. Suffice to say she a LOT to say about anti-vaxxers. BP censors would never allow me to quote her directly 🤣
Load More Replies...And then, this is what annoys me, even if it were correct (which we know it is not) it suggests that neurodiversity is somehow a bad thing for humans. Remove all the neurodivergent artists, scientists, musicians, historians, etc., and we’d be left with a bloody boring human narrative. We literally would not have left Plato’s cave.
My sister's boy has autism and is 17now. He is non verbal and still wears diaper. I've only seen him once and she lived about 20 mins away with out traffic. She believe's all the hype that the MMR shot cause his autism. Last yr. she went to our mom's house and said We are leaving on Monday. I'm driving down to live in Florida. Why? Because she doesn't want the Covid Vaccine. Her husband is still living here but in a hotel because he works for the RR and there isn't any jobs down in Florida. You would never know we both lived in the same house and we have the same mom and dad. Oh just before she left she was having her older son's feces tested so they can inject her autistic son. Sorry for the rant. I could write a book! LOL!!
Is he having gastrointestinal issues? Is that why they want to do the feces transplant?
Load More Replies...This one is just straight-up propaganda put about by people who want to make a profit selling phoney "alternative medicines". The moment someone tries to persuade you to believe in something of that sort, rest assured that nine times out of ten it will be part of a sales pitch. Wakefield himself only put out that falsified study in order to make money selling a different kind of "safer" vaccine.
This is so absurd, it’s hard to imagine that anyone could be stupid enough to believe that, but some do.
And yet, we have a candidate for President of the United States whose entire platform is based on this nonsense. It has something to do with freedumb, apparently.
That the McDonald's hot coffee lady had a frivolous lawsuit. The coffee was so hot it fused parts of her genitals and she had to have several reconstructive surgeries.
It was so bad it required skin grafts. All she wanted from evil clown was $27,000 in medical bills. Not a frivolous lawsuit at all, but mickey postured it that way.
You mean Mickey’s lawyers did. That’s what lawyers do. Unfortunately, people hear something and then parrot it forever without bothering to check the veracity of what they’re parroting. This is how a Playboy bunny managed to convince every dope in the US that vaccinations cause autism.
Load More Replies...I've seen the pictures of her injuries. They were absolutely horrific.
Hot Coffee is a wonderful documentary about this. The woman was so sweet and just wanted her medical bills covered! Free to watch on Tubi & Pluto.
McDonald's professional safety experts testified at the trial that they had been warning the company for years about this danger but were ignored. Knowing there is a problem and doing nothing about it is the definition of negligence.
The awful event happened at a time before the days of instant information brought to us by a developed internet. Though the web has been exploited to spread misinformation, it has done its part to debunk myths as well. I remember being a kid when this story began circulating. Between the prevalence of petty lawsuits in the US and the resulting aftermath of the suit (McDonald's labeling their coffee cups with a warning that the contents are hot) made it a target for myths and lies. The way I remembered hearing about it was to the effect of "woman sues McD's for not labeling their hot coffee as hot." No age, no name, certainly no access to evidence of her injuries. It wasn't until I got older that a lot of these spun legends based on real events were called out, and by then the rumour had already been repeated so many times it's probably still believed today by so many.
It was like a game of telephone before the net. It bugs me how crazy things can get: because of stories morphing as they’re told, we have one about a virgin who got knocked up by god and when he died, he came back to life. 🙄 In thinking about it, though, it’s remarkable how so much is STILL a game of telephone in spite of the widely-available evidence!
Load More Replies...Her name was Stella Liebeck. She got third-degree burns from that coffee. McDonalds knew their coffee was dangerously hot, but they wanted to save money so they kept it that temperature. It was 180-190 degrees. Liebeck never wanted to go to court in the first place, she just wanted McDonalds to cover her medical expenses.
And she only asked for $20,000 total because her family member caregiver took time off from work to care for her. It Never came to light that she spilled the whole cup on herself, or that she was wearing sweat pants at the time it happened(thereby holding the almost boiling fluid [policy was the keep the coffee at 185 to 190 degrees(!)], Or that she was 79 years old, And lastly, not the driver.....I remember totally buying into thinking that she shouldn't have been trying to hold the cup between her legs while driving: They were pulled to the side stopped. She had been trying to open the cup top to add cream and sugar....Sad.
Load More Replies...Yeah she had second and third degree burns all over her torso, thighs, and genitals. Her labia basically melted and fused together and she had to spend like a week in an ICU.
Load More Replies...The “welfare queen” trope that Americans constantly use to justify exploiting low wage workers and punishing the poor for being poor. It’s a straw man offered as proof that poor people are immoral and that any economic assistance system will only entice them to further immorality. It is false, repugnant, and damaging to not only the poor but the whole economy.
It's a smell percentage that abuse the welfare system...the rich are just trying to get everyone to avoid looking at all the tax evasion, fraud, insider trading, etc. they are committing.
Load More Replies...Perfectly true. I apologise for giving ten year old data but it's easy to remember. In 2014 in UK, tax fraud cost 24 times more than welfare fraud
Load More Replies...The whole "welfare queen" that started this all off was a life-long con-woman. She bilked multiple different government programs out of hundreds of thousands of dollars but she also conned many people out of a lot of money. She was also suspected of multiple kidnappings and the occasional death. The authorities never went after her for those because the welfare fraud trials took precedence.
This was very well worded!! As someone who has worked for a long time administering a welfare program, I can assure you that the overwhelming majority of people on those programs are normal everyday people who have not been as lucky in life as others. That's the bottom line.
Is it all luck? Do you think education plays a part? Or that people tend to select someone as a role model, who really shouldn't be because they don't have a pool of options? (an alcoholic or abusive parent, for example?) Or having children in their teens? I'm just wondering, I'm not trying to start an argument.
Load More Replies...I have met a few "welfare kings and queens" They all ( the ones I knew) are white, republican voting, " christians". Who are quite proud of lying and cheating. They would also point to any poc and claim they were "ruining "our" country.
The ones I know are also very against "socialism," say it like it is a bad word, completely hypocritical or ignorant that the programs they use to live are just that according to the GOP and must be removed.
Load More Replies...If welfare for the rich was eliminated, it would pay for welfare for the poor several times over. If a company pays its workers so little that they're eligible for food stamps, who is really receiving the government subsidy?
My husband was unfortunate enough to be born into a family that runs a surveying company. He's very good at what he does but has been stuck working for his dad forever for half of what he would make with another company. Everyone he does other manual labor for says he does the work of 3 men but no one wants to pay him what he's worth and it's only a matter of time before his body can't handle that kind of work. Especially in this heat. So yes, we need government assistance even though he works harder than most people I've ever met.
Suggest to him that he take all of that experience and go to work for himself or for another company who value him. If he says he can’t because of loyalty to his dad ask him what loyalty his dad has shown him by paying him half his true worth while he is raking in the cash. If this doesn’t open his eyes ask him if his dad is more important to him than you and your children who are having to claim government assistance. You obviously love and admire your husband. He needs to reciprocate and put you first, not his tight fisted dad. Good luck x
Load More Replies...It's so sad that my country is going to the same direction as USA is going
Please , where are you. Currently in USA looking at alternatives. UK is out. Hungary is hard no. Its sad because 20 years ago, it was so hard to choose.
Load More Replies...I work within the US Welfare system which includes occasional contact with recipients. The stereotype is a stereotype because it does happen. It's not as common as people would like you to think, but families that are generational welfare recipients that work the system are a thing we deal with every day.
That vaginas get “loose” from having sex. There’s really Men out here that believe this
Two things that always struck me with the lack of critical thinking on this one 1) 1000 peens equals loose vagina but 1 peen a thousand times doesn't. 2) do they really think women are walking around with baby head sized vaginas?
It sure would make giving birth a hell of a lot easier if we were, lol
Load More Replies...Related, the idea that the hymen is some sort of magic virginity seal. No it isn't, not all women are even born with one.
It's a freshness seal and has the expiration date on it.
Load More Replies...The concept of "loose" was more around loose morals which morphed into women having "flappy wings" down below.
“Flappy wings” made me laugh! 😆 I’m looking southward accusingly. 😀
Load More Replies...It's not that the vagina is loose. It's that your deek is small.
No penis is bigger than a baby's head. The vagina is the toughest part of the body. It can snap back.
I love the quote by Sheng Weng (wrongly attributed to Betty White)"A friend said to me, "Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro." It's when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you'd be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."
Load More Replies...And they also believe virginity is a physical thing 😭 The truth is, most girls don't have closed hymens, they stretch in adolescence so period blood can pass through. When you have sex for first time or penetrate anything in yourself, the hymen stretches, it doesn't break. There is no way of telling if someone is a virgin, you can't even most of the time tell if a woman has given birth, the hymen goes back to its original form
But on TV the coroner always comes out after the autopsy and states the cause of death - "and by the way - - she was a virgin".
Load More Replies...Vaginas get wider from having sex the same way penises do from the same activity.
Which would explain why we can adjust to different sizes.
Load More Replies...if a woman's vagina can stretch to fit a baby's head through it and go back to normal, your shrimpy d**k aint gonna make it loose.
Trickle down economics
Have faith! Trickle down economics will start working any day now, people! Once the 1% have 100% there will be a little overflow.
I refer to it as tinkle down... cause it really was p(i)ss on the little guy.
I agree, John Maynard Keynes theory of Trickle Down is bunk. For those unaware, trickdown is was Keynes called his theory, no free market economist has ever used that term to describe their theories. Some journalist in the 1960s who had no understanding of economics mixed up terms and the term trickle down has been associated to the average layperson outside of economics with free market theory, when it was Keynes theory of if the govt spent enough money, it would trickle down to the masses.
Keynesian economics and trickle down aren't the same thing.
Load More Replies...Your dad didn't want to do housework (keep women down), and both were scared of "them gays giving us AIDS" and atheists teaching kids how to think. Therefore they voted Republican.
Load More Replies...Gay people made your child gay.
What 😶 We don't effect what gender your child likes, they like who they like and that's okay.
Exactly! And being gay is not a "lifestyle! choice." You're born that way. Is being straight a lifestyle choice?? 🤦🏻♀️
Load More Replies...Knock knock it's the homosexuals come to recruit your children (don't downvote me please, I'm gay)
Will you give us candy? (I like Reeses & Bruttles (Eastern Washington state regional candy- soft peanut brittle partially dipped in dark chocolate) by the way).
Load More Replies...I'm not sure how I ended up asexual, because I definitely don't remember being groomed into "the asexual lifestyle" when I was a kid. In fact when I was a kid I was constantly having it pounded into me by books, movies, TV and general social expectations that one day I would marry a man and have children. It never even occurred to me whether marriage and kids might be optional or whether some people don't go in for being with the opposite sex. Or indeed anyone at all. (I'm also aromantic. And no, that doesn't mean I smell nice. I've been told just the opposite at least once).
Not super related but have you read Elatsoe? It’s by Darcy Little Badger and it’s an amazing modern fantasy based on Lipian Apache culture, and the main character is ace. I was SO HAPPY to finally find a book that was just cool fantasy and mystery and great plot without any romance or sex. Also, there’s a ghost dog.
Load More Replies...They didn't even make me have better fashion sense; I'm so disappointed
Detoxing treatments...... NO Sharon, "harmful chemicals" are not just going to ooze out of your face and feet if you use that mask... That's not how the human body works at all damn!
Your liver and kidneys do that just fine on their own (most of the time).
And if they don’t, put down the crystals and see a damn doctor
Load More Replies...Remember the commercials for the detox pads you could wear in your shoes?
Right? The only thing detoxing about it is the water that will go through your kidneys and eventually peed out.
Load More Replies...True, but isn't it a pity that people have to find an excuse like this to justify treating themselves once in a while?
That's not what this thread is about. It's about FALSIFYING the science. I like chiropractic care because it makes me feel better and get rid of pain. I am well aware it will not cure anything.
Load More Replies...They do help, but they’re not going to detox a person’s face or body entirely. The single best way to keep one South healthy is to pay attention to one’s diet and adopt other healthy habits such as getting consistent sleep, and exercising daily.
"Black cats are evil" No they're not Edit: getting spammed with "all cats are evil". Guys, I'm referring to different urban myths around the world which states that a black cat a demonic possession or just pure evil, related to witch and stuff.
Mine wakes me up at 5:16am for her breakfast which is pretty evil, otherwise she's wonderful!
I think this should debunk “black is evil” cause some actually kinda believe that about not only cats but about people and cars (yes, you read correctly: cars).
When cars were first created weren't they all black? What about Stephen King's Christine? Pretty sure she was red.
Load More Replies...If you have an allergy or are afraid of cats because of a traumatic experience, okay. But if you hate cats without any good reason you are a low life.
That MSG is toxic. EDIT: As an Aussie it took me a minute to work out what all the replies about MTG meant but yes, seeing the full name I agree Margery Taylor Green is as toxic as cyanide. No urban legend there. F*****g lunatic. Especially as an Aussie it's like "WTF America?".
I genuinely fear where we are headed.
Load More Replies...No, but srsly, America, what is it with the republicans? The more s**t stuff they do (cancelling school meals for disadvantaged kids while giving billionaires tax breaks, charging outrageous prices for drugs like insulin, banning abortion, etc etc etc etc) the more popular they seems to get. I just don't get it. And let's not even mention guns...
The poor in America have an increasingly bad lot. There are angry and afraid. The GOP has convinced them that its the immigrants fault, its the trans fault. If we just went vack ti the heyday ( for white men ) of the 50s, then they will be fine. Its because most people in America dont see themsekves as poor, just temporarily disinfranchised millionsaires. So if they are ooor, they either havent worked hard enough ( hustle with the gig economy) , arent smart ( you are wasting money on avacado toast ) or someone is deliberatelyy holding you back ( that immigrant took your job).
Load More Replies...We Americans are like "wtf America?" She's a complete disaster of a troll.
Everyone on this planet, except Georgia voters of course, recognize a batshit crazy idiot when they see one.
Load More Replies...I had wonderfully MSG loaded Chinese food for dinner tonight. It was yummy!
Makes me sick the same way aspartame and Splenda do. I'm not saying it's toxic, I'm saying you can be sensitive to any ingredient in food.
Unrelated, I went on mispronouncing aspartame like as-par-tah-may for years and now I'm too ashamed to use it.
Load More Replies...I read somewhere that this actually started as a joke. There was a scientist who wrote a satirical academic paper about the dangers of MSG ... but the point of the paper was to poke fun at frivolous academic papers that hide weak logic behind academic jargon. He sent it to a few friends, who sent it to a few friends, and pretty soon it was being sent to people who didn't understand enough of the jargon to realize it was satire and were taking it seriously. The author said he was mortified when he realized that his little joke was causing a backlash against MSG.
I've read the joke, it's hilarious and blatantly satire, wish I still had a copy.
Load More Replies...In case you were wondering, MTG is a senator who, among other things, suggested that Jewish space lasers are responsible for wildfires in California, supported the Jan 6 insurrection, and put up an enormous transphobic sign up outside her office.
That there are hot women in my area waiting for me to "chat with them".
There could be. I mean there have been record temperatures lately so definitely hot women in alot of areas
Heeey, I was going to say that! Don't use my witty comment 2 hours before I even think of it!
Load More Replies...Yes my boyfriend apparently lives in the same street as a Russian supermodel that's really lonely and would love to chat.
Hot women in your area wish you would turn up the air conditioning.
There are. Unfortunately, they all work for loan collection agencies.
I (F) filled out a fake online dating profile as a guy so I could check my sister's profile for her. Stupidly, I used my actual email address. 20+ years later & I'm still getting the "want to chat" messages, or that there are young Russian women interested in meeting me. My personal favorite are the ads I get concerning my penis.
Rich people work hard and are smart and deserve their money. Edit: Since this turned into a discussion of how rich people get their money, let me elaborate. Under capitalism, rich people get their money by exploiting the labor of the worker, your labor. You have nothing to sell but your time and your labor, and they take advantage of this, and give you back pennies on every dollar you have created for them, amount depend on how much exactly they can get away with without you taking your labor elsewhere. They can fire you anytime and use the threat of homelessness and starvation against you, for they are the ones who own the shop, the factory, the office, the land, the trade, and without those things, you cannot turn your time and labor into commodities you require and want in your daily life. This is the coercion of labor under capitalism. Always remember that. This structure is designed to squeeze every bit of value out of you in the form of money, the form of profits. You are always closer to the homeless man on the street then the boss in an air conditioned office. Unionize. Organize.
If they offer a job making 50k a year, as a broad generality you're adding 500k a year to their bottom line. It's not true in all cases for all jobs at all companies but... yeah, car salesman, factory worker, etc etc it is true.
Which may be okay, assuming that 50k is a living wage, that is enough to support a family, that the working hours are reasonable, that they are good benefits, and that the executive are paid a fair wage for the value they put in to the company too. The problems start when a company pays less than a living wage, doesn't give health insurance, forces 60 hour weeks on the workers and doesn't pay overtime because they added manager or engineer to your title, and the executives are making 20 times what they pay their underlings!
Load More Replies...This is not 100% accurate. Some "rich" people work very hard for their money. Some also donate huge sums to charities. It's like saying "all" Liberals are delusional, or "all" Conservatives are idiots. No. Not everyone in a trailer park is trash, not all "celebrities" are talented, not all "art" is actually art. You start putting everyone in the same basket and all you get for it is angry.
Some rich people sell only their time and skills and profit accordingly. The broad strokes here that it seems everyone is using on this issue lately are just wrong-headed.
Load More Replies...A friend of my father's is a corporate lawyer specializing in contracts, trade agreements, making sure they follow the law, etc. He once told me "If you see a lawyer who is very rich, chances are, somewhere along the way, they compromised their principles to get that way." He told me that MAYBE it was possible to be rich AND honest, but he knew that sometimes the money was very tempting, and it was so easy to look at all that money and try to justify defending something or supporting something in order to take that money, and that it was very easy to be led away from one's values and beliefs, but he felt it was worth it to get paid a little less but sleep a little better at night, and that staying true to one's values was the most important thing. He's a man I really respect, a man of honesty and integrity and decency, and his talk made a big impression on me.
Something I've been thinking about. Serious question: at what point has someone become too successful? (I realize that a lot of people have a huge step up from old money, but for the sake of argument, let's ignore them for now). So a person from a poor/lower middle class family gets a job mowing lawns. After a year or two working for this company they've managed to buy an old truck and lawnmower, and start their own lawn mowing business. They do well and are able to hire a full time employee. Eventually they have several employees and do business all over their local area. They do well enough that they're able to sell a franchise in the next state/province. Eventually it grows to a point that there are hundreds of franchises all over the country and they are CEO earning a substantial wage. At what point in this chain of events did this person go from someone we should be proud of/aspire to be like to someone we look down on for getting rich off other people's labor?
(Ran out of room) I'm not defending the inflated salaries of CEOs. I'm just curious, if the goal is to be successful and do well for oneself, how is someone to decide that they have reached an acceptable level of success. And what then? Stop trying?
Load More Replies...I was sitting here thinking of all the ways this could be discussed and deciding not to comment because an idea, summed up into a bit sized comment, would just explode into hot comments (for the record I agree with OP with a ‘but’ and an ‘if’). Anyway, then I realised, the problems we have are so complicated and yet so desperate that the emotion is just compressed into powder keg. Worse, that emotion keeps us from talking about it in any rational way. How do we fix a broken system when the system to measure and discuss is so broken as well? Scarier still, how do we do this without a full on world war? Kinda makes you wish the tales from that Dienach guy were true and humans will evolve with a new organ to better help us comprehend humanity.
Eh, yes and no. Definitely true for corporate executives make millions. But I think the owners of local small businesses deserve everything they've got. My neighbor owns a masonry business and works way longer and way harder than I do at my job. He deserves his boat and the pool in the backyard. I don't want to work as hard as he does. I don't want to give up my Saturdays the way he does. But that's the life he chose, so he deserves the fruits of his labor.
The trouble is that a lot of people mix up u pure capitalism with crony capitalism. Pure capitalism is welcoming to all; crony capitalism is the problem.
Or people get "rich" by studying really hard, ie doctors and engineers and use their talents for economic advantage. Or they get rich by innovating, providing new goods and services that PEOPLE WANT TO BUY.
Also: money creates money. For a short time I had a bit more money than my usual few bucks, put it to the bank where I got a monthly interest which contributed to the money and would become more and more each month if I could have kept it. Without doing anything. The more money it would have been, the more it would have created.
Money in the bank isn't "making money" unless you manage to find some mythical bank that's offering an interrest rate greater than the rate of inflation. Otherwise your money may be going up in terms of the total amount, but the value of it is still going down year on year. Investing in stocks etc. may produce a higher return, but leaves you at much higher risk of losing money.
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You don’t get sick because it’s “cold” outside or “you don’t have a jacket on”
That’s actually partly true; overexposure to either heat or cold without proper coverings or methods to cool oneself will compromise your immune system and the compromise is what makes you sick.
When u get really cold, ur immune system can be compromised. That's where that comes from
THIS! When you're cold, your immunity lowers and thus you get diseases more easily
But cold can lower your immune system which makes you more susceptible to the viruses
Actually, cold weather increases a person's likeliness of catching a virus significantly. https://www.healthline.com/health-news/scientists-finally-figure-out-why-youre-more-likely-to-get-sick-in-cold-weather
Medical science just discovered a part of the immune system located in the nose. Apparently its ability to function as a first line of defense to inhaled viruses weakens in cold temperatures.
Also, the blood vessels in the nose constrict when it is cold. Therefore, lowering the immune response to function at much less than optimum level, delaying the ability to protect the body from the cold virus that is multiplying in the nose (if it's already there). The cold virus multiplies in the nose for around 3 days before it moves on to the rest of the body via the bloodstream. The virus thrives in a cold nose. Reducing the temperature by as little as 5c or 9f will cause a 50% loss of immunity. So keep those noses warm in winter :)
That touching baby birds or rabbits will cause their mothers to reject them because they smell like human. They absolutely will not. Don't go messing with babies for kicks, but if you can put a baby (that you are 100% sure belongs there) back in it's nest, do so. If you aren't sure, call a wildlife rehabilitator so you're not putting fledgelings where they don't belong.
The problem is when they are handled TOO much. That is not good for baby animals and birds, no matter how cute they are.
The story is told because it stops little kids picking up random critters. Depending on how old your kid is it makes perfect sense. Some of them are clumsy little buggers and there is a real risk of killing or injuring a delicate baby bird. Then there's the real possibility that the kid will walk off with the baby animal then put it back in the wrong place so the parents never find it. And of course there's also the risk that they'll pick up something that will bite/sting/poison/skunk spray them.
Load More Replies...I was once terrified that I caused a rabbit to abandon her family of bunnies simply because I wanted to take a picture of her. When she ran off, I saw a little bunny peak out nearby under what appeared to be the shallowest hole ever on our lawn. I asked my mother to check to see if there were any bunnies there when she got home. After putting down her foot there, six baby bunnies scurried off to who knows where across the street.🤣 Turns out that mother rabbits aren’t very nurturing to begin with but I was inconsolable after that. It’s hilarious now.
Birds don't have a very good sense of smell, but other animals do. Just leave them the **** alone.
Baby deer are saved from lawn mowers by using gloves and grass so they don't smell human
Load More Replies...Was just thinking about this because a baby finch got stuck in the ceiling of the store yesterday (between the roof and the acoustic tiles) and proceeded to chirp its little head off for hours on end. We propped one of the tiles open and eventually got it outside, only for the little guy to try to come back in today! One of my regulars escorted him back outside. I hope he makes it.
Home Depot has given up. I used to just hear birds outside in the garden center but now i hear them inside.
Load More Replies...I left a baby bird because I thought its mother would reject it if I touched it. It got eaten by a cat. This was years ago and I still feel guilty.
That's good. A nest fell out of the spare tire in my Honda (I didn't know) and I moved it to a flowerpot but we learned that in girl scouts abd I thought I made the mother abandon the babies forever
Ostriches. Do not bury. Their heads. In the sand. If they’re afraid of something, they will run, kick, or bite. One of my biggest animal myth pet peeves.
‘Does Jenny bite?’ ‘No ma’am, she judges.’
Load More Replies...We had a neighbor that raised ostriches when it was the next "get rich quick" scheme of the 90s. One of em bit a lady's finger clean off because it wanted her diamond ring. Devil birds
I read that this myth comes from them trying to rotate their eggs (which are laid in the sand) to keep the temperature constant. From that, folks say they stick their heads in the sand.
Makes sense, actually - I can see how it might have generated that myth!
Load More Replies...Emus, on the other hand, will f**k you up. And then steal your food.
Don’t mess with emus. They won a war with Australia.
Load More Replies...I've been bitten by one. I think mostly he was attracted to my watch because he bit it and broke the band. Didn't really hurt though. No teeth. More like a big goose bite. I'd much rather that than the kick.
Consider yourself very lucky. We had a neighbor that raised ostriches when it was the next "get rich quick" scheme of the 90s. One of em bit a lady's finger clean off because it wanted her diamond ring. Devil birds
Load More Replies...Actually they do! They’re not hiding though, they’re turning their eggs in underground nests so they stay a good temperature.
"You can't get STDs from oral sex" One of the clinics I work at is a free sexual health clinic. Too many women are in there for mouth/throat/other digestive problems stemming from unprotected oral sex and various STDs.
It's the parent's responsibility, they are the ones failing.
Load More Replies...I once taught in a pretty rough school district. We had a couple of our 12 year old girls getting gonorrhea of the mouth. Sometimes kids start getting active sooner than you think. Unfortunately its very difficult to educate children about this in the US without getting special permission from both parents and administrators.
I recently read that the has been a rise in the rate of oral cancer in recent decades, they think it's because giving oral sex raises your risk. Just one study, and of course thats unrelated to the STDv thing we're talking about here, but why not share.
I fast oral sex where the term "lickety split" came (HA!) from?
Vaccines cause autism, and the COVID vaccine was the Mark of the Beast. The heel stick done on newborn babies to test for PKU and other genetic diseases is also not the implantation of a microchip.
The ten minutes they make you wait after you get your COVID vax is to charge up the microchip wirelessly. Or, you know, to make sure you don't have a bad reaction. But the first one is a lot funnier to me.
Oh, I had to wait 15 minutes. Maybe the wifi at my clinic is a bit slow?
Load More Replies...I prefer the myth "vaccines are how the government tracks you" bonus points if this is sent from a phone👍ex. "Tweeter via iphone"
Like so many conspiracy theories, this one falls at the first hurdle. Have you seen the size of the needle vets use to microchip pets compared with the one used for vaccines?
Right? I was sharing a photo of my vet clinics HomeSafe injector with anyone that brought this up to me. Of course, most responses were along the lines of "Who are you going to vote for?"
Load More Replies...The gps microchip thing was always a weird one to me. We don't even have gps tracking for dogs in microchip form. They just relay information when scanned by a special scanner. If we don't even have it for dogs, which would be a huge money-maker, why would we think they had gps microchips being secretly implanted in people?
Also, the COVID vaccine wasn't just developed in a few short months. The technology used was in the works for a decade. Met a lot of people who said they would not take such a "new" vaccine. Ignorance is rampant!
That your pullout game is strong. No, it isn't. Invest in an actual form of pregnancy prevention.
What do you call people who practice the rhythm (pullout) method? Parents.
The rhythm method is when you track likely ovulation times based on the menstrual cycle, and only have sex during times when conception is less likely. They're two entirely different things, but the joke works with both.
Load More Replies...pre cum contains sperm people you don't have to reach the finish line to get a girl pregnant
In this day and age , really should not be accidental pregnancy.....if you are sexually ladies active use a long term contraceptive, AND EVERYONE should carry condoms if they are single
Not everyone can use a long term contraceptive, but agree with the condom statement.. or at least find something which works for them which is actually proven to be effective.
Load More Replies...Once you reach late 20s and early 30s and suddenly want kids, and realise it's not that easy to get pregnant..
True, but there’s a chance of pregnancy if sperm manages to make contact with the genitals/near the vagina at all, so you should always be careful and use protection.
Load More Replies...Well today I learned something knew that I wish I didn’t know before. People are stupid and sex is dumb. (But as a sex-repulsed aroace I am very much biased)
Pullout is a way to have unprotected sex. It doesn’t work how men say it does like wtf. They do it to not wear a condom. Truly disgusting
The government has your best interests at heart
I wasn’t, but I did have to choke back laughter in order to avoid waking up my dogs!!
Load More Replies...The idea that government doesn't help was actually a slogan started in the Reagan administration. Republicans used it to get people to give up on democracy. Government works for you. Humans use government to accomplish things for the community. In that sense government does things on your behalf. Like roads, traffic lights, water and sewer systems. You really don't want wealthy people charging you for these. Healthcare in the US is c**p because it is run by private corporations for the most part. You don't like what government is doing? Vote. Get your friends to vote but don't blindly swallow this or any other meme/slogan. Question what the advantage is for someone or some group to get you to believe in that catchy phrase.
You dont have to be Republican to see that everything the government touches turns to sh*t. They are incapable of being efficient and after covid they more than proved how corrupt and bias they are, not to mention they are controlled by our pharmaceutical companies. I live in the US also, the absolute last thing I want is our inept government having anymore say in our healthcare than they already do, and I work in healthcare.
Load More Replies...There was a popular bumper sticker in the 70s: "Of course you can trust the government, just ask an Indian!"
“I’m from the government and I’m here to help.” One of the scariest sentences in existence.
The Bermuda f*****g Triangle. I live in Bermuda. The triangle is smack dab in the middle of hurricane territory so ships and planes back in the day (that didn’t have weather mapping) would get spanked by them frequently. It’s so irritating when you’re trying to introduce yourself, saying “I’m from Bermuda” and the response is “LiKe ThE tRiAnGle oMg hOw diD YoU sUraViVe”
Edit: Bermuda also has the highest cost of living in the world. More than NYC, Switzerland, or Dubai
Edit 2: methane from ‘volcanos’ in the triangle is just bogus. The only volcano that’s anywhere near the triangle is the DORMANT one that formed Bermuda.
Many a hurricane passes through the “triangle” every single year. Go back a couple hundred years and I’m sure you’d think that traveling through there was ‘cursed’ when realistically it was just a stupid time of year to travel that way
Edit #3: thank you for the upvotes! I just want people to see my little island x
Y’all are ridongculous! 4k+?? That’s over 5% of the population Edit#4: we are now at over 10% of the population… lordamercy
P.s. Bermuda doesn’t have sharks like that. No one has ever been attacked. At most, a couple tiger sharks and nurse shakes have been seen (which is an island wide spectacle) but they aren’t on our radar like that. Same with tectonic plates. Nowhere near any of them
Seriously... like, wtf? (Personally, that sounds like what aliens would say to try to trick more humans to go into the Bermuda Triangle.)
Load More Replies...I used to think the Bermuda Triangle and quicksand were bigger problems then they really are when I was a kid. But with the Bermuda triangle, there's nothing weird going on.
Oddly enough, I have never actually associated the Bermuda Triangle with Bermuda 😂 just never clicked in my brain
Me neither! I thought it had to do with the South Atlantic Anomaly
Load More Replies...The Bermuda Triangle always makes me think of that episode of Rocko's Modern Life where it's an actual triangle on legs which starts terrorising the city until they manage to distract it by getting it a date with Trafalgar Square.
Considering EVERYTHING is on a tectonic plate of some kind, yeah. What they were (I'm guessing) referring to was FAULT LINES, where the plates meet. But still, this is very.....ranty. Also, just because a volcano is "dormant" doesn't mean it will STAY inactive. Just look at Mt St Helens.
Load More Replies...I didn't know Bermuda was an actual island settlement they didn't teach me this
Yes, but I give you two words. Bermuda shorts. My work here is done.
You don't eat spiders in your sleep.
Not unless you have some kind of spider-dispensing mechanism built into your CPAP mask
It's all Dave's fault. The study was set to prove we eat zero and then he had to go and deliberately mess with that average
i came here just to quote that post lmao, you beat me to it
Load More Replies...Just thinking how you would scientifically prove that would be ridiculous. They would have to have volunteers to sleep in rooms full of spiders not to mention someone would have to go through poop just to se how many were eaten.
Maybe a camera would be easier than going through poop?
Load More Replies...Thanks for this sam my friend. I still sleep with a sheet over my head every night because when I was 4 my Gran told me it would keep the spiders out. I am -cough- um, 50.
The idea that there are people in your neighborhood just waiting for the chance to poison your kids by giving them unwrapped Halloween candy.
But...but this was always my excuse of why I just had to "test" some of their candy. Like the Reeses and Twix especially might be poisoned.
I hated that my parents kept some of the it candies we worked for (in some areas of Germany kids are walking from house to house, singing a song or reciting a poem on sanct Nicholas Day to get some candy). I found and still find it unfair. Your parents usually have the resources to buy your own candy. Don't tax your child. Probably makes them hide things from you or overeat on the way to share less of the precious sweets (we really only got sweets on special occasions like this). Edit: correction of a word. And: why am I getting downvoted for this? Can't you remember your own childhood and things you enjoyed?
Load More Replies...Or the drugs in candy thing. If I have weed or something similar, why would I give it for free to some little kids? Come on now
Exactly! It's not cheap and besides, I don't like sharing 🤣
Load More Replies...One guy killed his kid with poisoned pixie sticks, I think for insurance. Somehow that turned into “random people hand out poisoned Halloween candy”. There was also an urban legend about people putting razor blades in apples, and I remember hearing about people having apples x-rayed to avoid them (the x-ray part was probably an urban legend itself now that I think about it).
The x-ray part was real; I remember in the 70s & 80s the local news would say which hospitals were offering the service.
Load More Replies...And the one about drugs in candy etc, I believed it stupidly as a small child, then I grew up and hit the rave scene and realised, no one would waste this on kids 😂
Or anyone...unless they wanted to get into your pants
Load More Replies...I call bs on this one. My daughter got a straight pin in her Reese's. Me thinking it was organized by a church with all the members handing out candy I thought it would be ok to not check. Thank Yoda she hates Reese's
Yeah, I feel like it happens but op meant that it rarely does.
Load More Replies...Never say never https://abcnews.go.com/US/multiple-razor-blades-found-hidden-childrens-halloween-candy/story?id=92584731 https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/razor-blade-found-childs-halloween-candy-on-long-island-police/3938838/
Thank you. I feel like shaking these people. It's not an urban legend ffs
Load More Replies...This on the heels of an *incident* in China with a woman deliberately poisoned 28 children she was in charge of as à teacher..She also killed her husband. She was executed today.
I just hope none of these people end up with a straight pin through their finger from a Reese's their kid got, like I did.
Load More Replies...Just good advice is to not eat food that is already opened. There was an attack back in the eighties where someone poisoned tylenol. So sure maybe they aren't trying to poison them but that doesn't mean they won't accidentally poison them
Oh I remember that and it was absolutely on purpose, it was in 1982 and 7 people died. Idk why none of these people realize there are sickos out there that get off on hurting and killing people especially kids. This Halloween candy thing is not an urban legend, it happened to my daughter.
Load More Replies...I'm in my 60s and every year long as I can remember there has been one scare story or another rumor going around. And it never actually happened - just scare mongering. razor blades in apples, candy with drugs. candy with poison, someone handing little kids hot pennies and burning their hands. on and on. Everyone a FoF story. Never quite anyone you know had it happen first hand.
That if you work hard you’ll be successful in life.
Not 100% but it is foolish to think an individual's effort doesn't contribute to possible success.
Working hard doesn't mean you are successful, but being successful is almost always linked to hard work.
Load More Replies..."If you work hard"...and were born the right color, rich, and in the right place, or be really lucky, or know the right people "then you will succeed!"
I was lucky. Hands down. And i work less now ( have it easier ) than i ever did when i was poor.
Load More Replies...I sometime wonder if people confuse "hard work" for effort and skill. A person can have a very difficult job or long hours meaning HARD work, but if they lack skill....ehh probably not going to be successful. If they have skill they must also apply effort to use and or enhance said skill or they will not be successful.
The Horatio Alger myth. It is not impossible but has become increasingly difficult to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. Here is a chart to show the process. https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2020/09/social-mobility-upwards-decline-usa-us-america-economics/
And the USA has one of the least amount of upward mobility amoung industrialised nations. And the problem is not only can the poor not move up. Its that the rich cant fail. Ruin a company , get a golden parachute and 6 months later become CEO of another company.
Load More Replies...One also has to make good decisions. Many, many people work in jobs where they have to make a quick decision; will it be a good decision or a bad one? Making a correct decision can be based on luck or from experience. For a young person, starting out, they may not have the experience yet to make the correct choice.
Load More Replies...If you work hard, you CAN be successful. But “hard work” is ambiguous and subjective. Some people mean manual labor, others mean complex scientific stuff, and everything in beteeen.
It's not guaranteed but it's definitely possible, especially in a country like the US.
The customer is always right
I recently learned the whole phrase is "The customer is always right in matters of taste". That actually makes sense. If the customer likes something they are right about what is to their own taste. That's far different for how the shortened version is used by some customers to insist they are right in any situation. Which of course is BS.
Lots of sayings are truncated. My fave/worst is "Blood is thicker than water". The original quote is "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb". Exact Opposite. IMO, the family we choose is MUCH tighter than Family Of Origin. Lots of NC there for me.
Load More Replies...Too true. Just returned from a field call. Their notes on the ticket "all cards get declined" As soon as I'm enetering the store, every sale was going through. I ask, what is the deal? Turns out, someone's debit card didn't have wirless symbol on the card so it coundn't do a tap purchase. Totally different issue and it was inflated to the highest degree.
Load More Replies...People tend to forget that they are a 'guest' in someones establishment. They can be refused service without explanation.
That you can target fat on a particular place on your body, like tummy fat. Fat doesn't know where it lives.
Edit: I am, believe it or not, aware of the existence of plastic surgery. You don't need to tell me about it.
Also means you can't put fat in places you actually want it. It's alright, I'll get that dumpy someday
I would love to redirect my thigh, leg, and belly fat into my boobs and butt to even things out. I have a ridiculously wide, but also FLAT a*s.
Load More Replies...Darn it!! You mean to tell me I just wasted all that time drawing little targets all over my body?
But it's true that most people store fat in specific places rather than others. Like, some women gain weight and "it goes" straight to their thighs and butt, for others it's more on their belly and love handles. Obviously, it's up to a certain point. My cousin, no matter how much weight she puts in, she still has thin legs, no boots, etc but her torso (especially arms and upper are) will get bigger.
genetics ;) Women for instance, some carry their fat on their hips and thighs. Others carry it around the middle.
Load More Replies...I thought this had been disproven? Earlier studies were done on heavy people and heavy people lose weight everywhere. Later studies done on relatively fit people had shown areas can be targeted to reduce fat. Now I’m going to have to see if I can find this without journal access…
Historically, the ideas of health and beauty changes. Scientifically, we now know an idea of where humans should physically be naturally. Beauty ‘standards’ distort this. They always have. This is why we get shaved foreheads (Elizabethen) and foot binding (Five dynasties).
Realistically health standards shouldn't change (barring misunderstanding the science). But yeah beauty standards could be all over the place.
Load More Replies...You can suffocate if you leave a fan on while you sleep (you can't) Urine is sterile (it's not) Highways have straight segments so that airliners can land on them in emergencies (they don't) You should drive at a normal speed in low-visibility weather so the car behind you doesn't hit you (you should slow down) You can suck out the venom from snake bites (you can't) Men think about sex every 7 seconds (they don't)
That highway thing is at least partially true in parts of Europe, let me explain. There are sections build in the cold war to work as emergency airstrips. Not for airliners tho, only fighter jets and it would take a couple of hours to make them ready to work
The highway thing is also partially true in America, or at least it was several decades ago.
Load More Replies...I just want to say that I went to nursing school in the 90s and I was taught that normal urine was sterile. I understand we've learned differently since then, but it was taught.
You can suffocate with a fan left on while you sleep, assuming the person pushing the pillow into your face is no fan of yours at all.
You‘re wrong about the Highway Landings. I knew that there are a number of places in Germany, but according to Wikipedia you can find them in many countries: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_strip
You can’t suck venom out? You mean that dude who got bitten on his thingie was lying? 🤔 (But seriously: I didn’t know it’s not true. Good thing I found out before I see someone get bitten!)
And a lot more "poison" came out than you were expecting, right 🤣
Load More Replies...I've been sleeping with the fan on for years. Had no idea people believe that.
The one about airplanes: that's not WHY they do it, but plenty of planes have landed on those straightaways.
I have slept with a fan blowing on me everyday for about 20 year. I had no idea I was a ghost. Boo y'all.
All the human traffickers that lurk in Target, Walmart, etc looking to snatch up random children and/or women. People are more than likely to be trafficked by people they know than random strangers.
You say this, but years back we had a case in my local asda (Walmart), baby taken out of a trolley, mum had turned to get something on the shelf and poof, baby gone. Mum was smart and didn't run around to find her, just ran straight to security at the front doors. They pulled the shutters immediately and went over the tannoy to tell people description of baby missing and to be quiet. Followed the crying to the toilet where two women were found shaving the babies head and changing her clothes. Shutter didn't go back up till the police were there for them. I was in the car park when the shutters went down. My kids stay with me and I'm alert in every supermarket. It's not that those types of predators are there more than elsewhere, I take it that predators like that go about their day as normal and take opportunities that arise as and when spotted. Like an inattentive parent with their kids two aisles away.
Do you have a link to an actual news story, because this sounds like a very common urban legend that I've been hearing for decades.
Load More Replies...I used to work with a psycho chick that used to think everyone was trying to kidnap her and her kids!
Can you give me her address so that I make sure she won't be kidnapped?
Load More Replies...Woman was JUST grabbed after someone used a child on the road as bait. So maybe this is ill timed.
But she wasn't grabbed for trafficking, just plain old sexual assault. People have no idea what trafficking is. Traffickers don't grab people, they use grooming and coercion and target vulnerable people. Most trafficking is labour not sex.
Load More Replies...Apparently if you wanted to have your child stolen/taken by a stranger, you would have to keave them unattended for 750,000 years on average. The risk of crossing the road with them is far higher.
*children, women and/or men. Yes, men are a common target too.
Idk about that. At my local mall, where I've shopped amd hung out with friends since high school, there where apparent traffickers trying to lure young women to become "models" but they "had to go with them" in order to get the "deal of a lifetime". I hope no one fell for it. God bless and stay save out there yo!
You can return the child to Walmart if you have the receipt and the original box.
Yeah no, that fact I get hit on by creepy old men strangers tells me otherwise
No, not all of them, but enough of them. And kidnapping for whatever reason is a real thing: that's what gave birth to putting the faces of missing children on milk cartons.
That there’s litter boxes in high school classrooms. I’ve heard this about 3-4 different schools in my area. Edit: I get there's litter to clean up vomit and for the active shooter stuff. I'm talking about the people who swear they "know someone" who says there's a litter box for a girl in a cat suit and b******g tail who makes all the students watch her poop in the corner. It's an anti LGBTQIA+ dog whistle.
What sort of dystopian nightmare place needs a litter box for active shooter emergency's. Oh wait....
When you realize there's literally no problem with queer kids, so you have to make them up
And the particulars of what they make up are quite revealing.
Load More Replies...Basically what the post is talking about is a right-wing internet rumor that the public schools put out litter boxes (for human use) because they are encouraging your kids to be furries and probably also gay. I have met furries before and most of them were straight. And none of them used a litter box. Being a furry doesn't necessarily correlate to being LGBT, but is turning to another "the schools are grooming your kids" thing.
Anti "forced diversity/accommodation" by showing that it's supposedly come too far. Insane what these people come up with and believe.
Load More Replies...The litter is for bathroom stuff. In case of lockdown and a kid has to 'go', the litter is there. The shocking and horrible thing about the litter is that it's necessary. Also, I am a furry. We do not identify as animals. We imagine what it would be like to be anthropomorphic animals and create a "better version of ourselves' that happens to be a walking talking animal then wear ten thousand dollar costumes for fun and pretend to be said animal-person. 80% of the furry fandom is gay, bi, or lesbian, % 10 asexual or queer, 7% trans, and 3% straight. We often have floats in pride parades. When people are anti-furry they are usually anti-lgbtq
Thank you for your well-written definition of a furry. I don't know any furries very well, so it is nice to read an articulate description. The only time I "worry about furries" is when I work an outdoor event in August and full fursuit individuals attend, I grow concerned their little in-suit cooling fans will be insufficient for heat safety.
Load More Replies...Yeah, the story is usually about a kid identifying as a cat - either being a furry or as their new “species” which conservatives use to mock transgender individuals or the use of gender identity terms. It’s never been true. Yet, the conservative news outlets love to trot this story out.
100% Anti LGBTQIA+ dog whistle while also avoiding talking about the REAL reason they are in schools - ACTIVE SHOOTERS! Get people hating the LBTQIA+ but not the GUNS killing the children!!
WTF about the kitty litter for when there is an active shooter...and when I googled it I found it is true
Cat litter is very absorbent. Which also means it's good when you spill oil in the garage
Load More Replies...The thing I love about this one is...like have you ever actually met a teenager? Bc that's not how they work at all.
Struggling to work out what fits into the asterisks...any idea?
"Blood is blue inside your body & red when it comes out."
Nope.
Blood that is deoxygenated will appear more blue-ish than oxygenated blood. Hence why arteries are usually more red and veins are more blue.
That Dungeons and Dragons is satanic witchcraft, that's still a popular ideal in the bibble belt
I wish it was true tho. Would have made being a library nerd in middle school so much more profitable....
Lmao right? Imagine if you could really go around casting hellish rebuke or witch bolt 😂
Load More Replies...And yet Trump is a satanic witch that belongs in a dungeon and the bible belt loves him.
Well I no longer have coffee in my mouth. Thank you for the guffaw
Load More Replies...Along the same lines, I had a guy tell me he didn't want his kid reading Harry Potter cause he didn't want him "exposed to the subject matter" like it's some text book on how to be a witch/wizard. Which is completely ridiculous. Muggles can't be witches 😂 wish I could have argued with him, but it was at work and would been unprofessional to tell a patient he's an idiot and sexist (nobody cares if Gandalf or Merlin does magic, but as soon as it's a term associated with women, suddenly magical people are satanic)
Apparently a picture of me and my brother as kids reading Harry Potter is now on a website about how Harry Potter is evil. Also, I would like to point out Gandalf is effectively an angel.
Load More Replies...Hey, I had my youngest sister tell me she was worried about my soul going to Satan because I went to sci-fi/fantasy conventions and played D&D (a little).
If I thought I had a soul, I’d be worried about it if I *didn’t* play D&D! It’s one of my favourite hobbies and great for stress relief
Load More Replies...If you don't want your children reading about Satan and his doings, keep them away from the Bible.
Damn it so all this time I haven’t been doing satanic rituals?!?! Because I’ve DEFINITELY been trying to summon satan not play a fun game
My dad coming back with the milk
I'm so sorry for all of you who had this happen to them - whether it was a mum or dad. I come from an abusive family but this still makes me feel so sad.
That if you ask if someone’s a cop, they have to tell you if they are a cop
exactly, that’s the point. they’re saying this is an urban legend that needs to die.
Load More Replies...When I was young I believed this. Not sure where I supposedly "learned" it from. But I was not the sort of person to be in the position to ever care if someone was a cop.
Could have been from some hacker/ porn BBSes. A lot used have the warning that pertained to law enforcement. And yeah, I always laughed at the " If you are FBI you can't be here" stuff. Way to advertise you're doing something illegal.
Load More Replies...Bigfoot. It's 2023, if you can't get at least, a 720p video of him, Then give it up!
This is one of my favorites. I grew up in big foot country. so from time to time you would see somebody's blurry video of a supposed sighting. Then as soon as just about everybody has a HD Vidoe recorder in their hand (cell) and there are no more easy excuses for blurry film - suddenly the sightings go way down to basically zero. lol
Haha! I love all of the cryptids. I went to a bigfoot museum in Georgia and had a good time.👍
Load More Replies...What if Bigfoot really is just blurry? He's just a big, out of focus monster.
To quote a viral Twitter post: "Bigfoot documentaries be like 'Cleetus had been up for three days drinking paint thinner, but he knows what he saw.' ".
Was driving through a very rural area recently and behind one house up on a hill they had a huge bigfoot silhouette on the edge of their woods. I thought that was hilarious.
The idea that GMOs are bad for you. Seriously, we’ve been modifying plants and animals for years via breeding. Stuff like CRISPER is basically just a more precise version of that, the difference between doing surgery with an obsidian dagger and a sterilized scalpel.
But GMO is different to selective breeding. Humans cannot produce offspring with a sheep no matter how hard they try, but genetic modification could splice a sheep gene into human DNA. (Yes I know GM is not permitted in humans, but you get the point.)
Hi hello, agriculture student here (I'm an officer in my schools FFA, have been taking AG classes for three years now, and do a lot of farm tours and stuff. Plus I've watched a lot of documentaries on both sides of the thing) Selective breeding is basically an older iteration of genetically modified organisms (GMOs). No GMO is going to hurt you, tho some like making chickens so fat they can't walk will hurt the animal. GMOs in plants however often make the plant more healthy. It is a very interesting topic that I encourage y'all to look up. That said, while we could splice a human and sheep gene that would most likely not end well as there would be a lot of genetic issues with immune systems and everything
Load More Replies...I have noticed with these debates that each side is using a different definition of GMO, which is what is causing most of the problems with the debate. When one side defines it will the generalised "selective breeding is GMO" and the other side defines it with the WHO definition "edited in a way that does not occur naturally by mating and/or natural recombination is GMO", you can't get a very clear debate.
I have no problem with crossing of plants/animals of the same species to get improved characteristics. It's the "lets cross a jellyfish with a tomato" type of genetics that I find disturbing..
The jellyfish with a tomato type of thing has a very specific and important purpose. It is Extremely difficult to know if a genetic 'graft' worked. So the scientists will take a benign gene with a very obvious characteristic first. In this case, the jellyfish gene that makes them glow. They will bind the gene they actually want to the glowing gene, then graft that into the subject. If the subject glows, they know the Actual characteristic they wanted has taken. It is perfectly safe, and nothing more than just a test for whether or not the process worked.
Load More Replies...Actually, we still sometimes use obsidian because of how sharp it is!
Hell; we all learned about Gregor Mendel in school. The man was doing GMO back then, and people run around shrieking, “They’re killing us with the GMO vegetables! I don’t WANT a bigger, sweeter, hardier, tastier tomato! They’re KILLER TOMATOES!” When was the last time you heard someone shrieking about how wicked Gregor Mendel was?
The worst is that there are drought resistant crops created through genetic modification that could save thousands, but the false narrative about the danger of GMOs has stopped them from being given to those that need them.
Load More Replies...Yeah, but we haven’t been splicing RoundUp into their genes for all those millennia.
This comment confirms my belief that science education in this country sucks.
Load More Replies...A GMO potato replaced the gene that causes the potato to become carcinogenic when fried. Cancer free french fries? Yes please.
That shaving something will make the hair thicker.
It makes the ends of the hair blunt so as it grows out, it looks thicker instead of the natural tapered end that makes it look it’s actual thickness.
Particularly if the hair has never been cut, as they start out blonde. When my hair grew back after chemo, it came back intially very fine and blonde, and then as it grew it got darker and darker, so after the first cut, it actually looked thicker.
Load More Replies...yea its a myth, mate. shaved my pet hamster many times and my uncle is still bald as.
That doctors will let you die if you are an organ donor to steal your organs.
Except in China where the government kidnaps and murders dissidents and members of certain religious faith to harvest their organs for sale. Why this isn't a bigger scandal (along with Chinese concentration camps) I don't know.
Mostly because the actual proof for most of this accusations is more then lacking. Especially to call this internment camps "concentration camps" is an absolute insult to all victims of the Holocaust. Don't get me wrong, there is proof, that executed criminals' organs were harvested, but that's about it. I don't see how this is much of a problem? I am already against the death penalty, so I am more concerned about the killing of people (even if they are criminals), than about the organs. These organs can actually save someone's live.
Load More Replies...The sale of human organs is illegal in every country on the planet except for Iran (according to Wikipedia). I don't think it's something that should keep anyone up at night.
True story! My older daughter wouldn't get "organ donor" on her driver's license until I explained that "no, they won't just come take your organs". I have NO idea where she got that idea from. Also, this happened before smart phones were ubiquitous.
Yep if you choose to become an organ donor, doctors kidnap you in the middle of the night and steal your organs, trust me, they took my liver last week.
Load More Replies...My sister dies after 4 days on life support on July 7th. She registered in California as an organ donor. It was the most traumatic experience for my family. She went in for elective surgery and flatlined 30-45 minutes into the procedure. We did not know what caused her death and people from the donor organisation tried to tell us that her wishes to be a donor over-ridded our need for an autopsy with organs. After flying across the globe to be at her bedside, getting American solicitors involved was the last thing we wanted to do. It was an horrific experience. I highly recommend that if you wish to be a donor that you tell your loved ones but not sign up as one, in the state of California at least, because they will take the organs even if there is an undetermined cause of death. Lives can be saved with answers as well as organs. If she died of a known cause we definitely would have honoured her wishes but I know she wouldn't have wanted to leave her young children without answers.
This is very true in California. My husband works as an ICU charge nurse here & has come back with horror stories of donor organizations and situations that families like yours have been through. So sorry for your loss.
Load More Replies...I am very happy to live in Austria in this regard. Everyone here is an organ donor, except if you don't want to be. Then you have to sign an official document not to be an organ donor. Because of this the majority of people who are to lazy to register themselves as organ donors are automatically organ donors. Thanks to that we usually have enough organs dor our own country and also for our neighbours should the need arise.
Chinese prisons? And they didn't even have to be an organ donor. Was this a myth?
Load More Replies...That if you swallow gum it takes 7 years to digest
Or that it would stick to our ribs! Why were they so afraid of us swallowing gum?!
Load More Replies...It doesn't take 7 years. It takes 10 years. And if you pass gas with gum in there you might blow a bubble out of your butt!
My brother is 15 years younger than me and I had to physically pull gum out of his butt once when I changed his diaper. Please don't let your kids swallow gum. 🤢
Load More Replies...No, that's actually hair, or hair mixed with chewed up paper. Found out that one the hard way via my younger daughter when she was 17. The pediatric gastroenterologist said it was one of the largest Bezoars she's ever taken out of a stomach (not a record i ever wanted my daughter to have).
On the other side, I'm sure I have an apple tree growing in my stomach and potatoes in my ears.
You will most likely get at least slightly constipated, though, or pass it without issues, depending on the overall functioning of your digestive system.
That if you swallow watermelon seeds they pass though your digestive tract undigested and end up plugging your appendix. That is what causes an appendicitis.
That cats steal babies breath
Wrong. Cats protect children's breath from being stolen by evil trolls. Stephen King's Cat's Eye was a documentary.
That’s where my mind went to at first too!!!
Load More Replies...More is comes from a time of extremely high infant mortality rates that coincided with most houses having mouser cats chasing rats (which would commonly go after infants)
Load More Replies...I think it's a weird morbid play on words. As cats have been known to climb in a cot or pram etc with baby because they are warm and sit/lie on their faces. And because of this..baby dies..hence "stealing babies breath"
That doesn't happen. Trust me, cats don't like babies and there are no recorded incidents of a cat actually suffocating a baby.
Load More Replies...Wtf, I have never heard this in my life, can someone elaborate pls?
That daddy long legs are the most venomous spiders in the world, but their fangs just aren’t big enough to spread enough venom. Edit: I’m referring to cellar spiders. Daddy long legs is vague term that describes several types of arachnids, none of them are venomous though.
I just imagine them as a cool lil friend with sunglasses flexing their legs
As I child I was terrified of spiders, still am, but a neighbour lady would say to me “ that’s only a daddy long legs and he’s on the job”. Them she would turn to it and say”daddy long eggs, daddy long lags, which way did the cows go?” Invariably it would lift one leg straight out and point”. From then on I’ve never been afraid.
As the post says, 'daddy long legs' is vague and can mean different things. Where I live daddy long legs are definitely spiders (Pholcus phalangioides), but in other countries they refer to things other than spiders. And the post does say that they are referring to actual spiders, otherwise known as cellar spiders.
Load More Replies...I'm so happy to hear this, because today I picked a huge spider and carried him outside.
Omg, we had these in our basement growing up. They were terrifying. Like all over the stairs, jumping on you while all you want to do is get the meat out of the freezer and get the hell out of there! We also had raccoons in the attic. You could hear them scratching all night and sometimes during the day. I wasn't seriously afraid of them, but the spiders scared the c**p out of me.
That it's a felony offense to rip the tag off of your Mattress.
There was a major scandal in the past, where a couple mattress manufacturers were recycling used mattresses, re-stuffing them, and subsequently reselling them. 🤢
It is ONLY illegal for stores and manufacturers to rip the tags off of new mattresses for sale. However, once you buy it, and your mattress warranty expires (usually after 1 year or less), feel free to rip that annoying tag off
I can't believe how many people do not understand this. The tag says "not to be removed EXCEPT by consumer. Sheesh.
True story: I was 9 yo. I closed my eyes and ripped that tag right off. Then looked out the window fully expecting the police to show up with lights and sirens.
You might find that it cannot be resold or donated to a charity shop without its tags, as they need to see whether it is fireproof or not.
In prison, it's pretty taboo to ask what someone did. When people asked me, I said I was there for ripping tags off mattresses. A few people actually believed me.
If your mattress has only a one year warranty...please, if you can, buy one with a longer one, your body, mind and soul will repay you ...a good night's sleep is so important. The last mattress I had had a 15 year warranty, bought it from a factory outlet, for $800.....18years ago, and it is still a fantastic mattress
Warranty doesn't matter either. If you own it then you can do whatever you want with it.
Our seventh grade English teacher Miss Jackson was not in Playboy in the 1980s... It does not matter that your brother's cousin's neighbor has the actual issue and they are going to bring it in to school someday.
A girl I went to school with had quite a successful career posing for Bongo mags in the 80s
My high school English/philosophy teacher worked as a "burlesque dancer" to pay for her tuition to Yale in the early 70s, not a rumor she straight up told us so kids couldn't spread Bull$÷!t
It's terrifying to think of my 7th Grade English teacher in Playboy. WHY would they ruin their magazine like that???
That it's super illegal to turn on your cars inside dome light while driving at night.
I asked my partner once while in the car about this - knew that it wasn't illegal but didn't know why the urban legend existed. They pulled over to somewhere safe and showed me. Havng the light on screws up your road visibility something fierce.
Yes. Unfortunately distracted driving is all but unavoidable with all of the "amenities" in vehicles these days.
Load More Replies...It does create glare, and people with astigmatism will have difficulty seeing the road with the dome on at night. Otherwise it will just create annoying distractions and reflections. I have an astigmatism in my left eye and I turn down the dash and console backlights at night to minimum levels. It helps me see at night.
In my country, there's something called "Deochi or deochiat", which mainly translates to "evil eye" or "getting evel eyed". It is believed that this happens when an older person admires a younger person too much. Aaaand no, not in a disturbing way, more like, a grandma admiring her grandson for how handsome he is and such. The grandson starts feeling sick, fatigued, nauseous, etc. This is an actual, real phenomenon that happens because of the widespread belief in it. I've experienced it a couple of times when I was young, and I've seen many others experience it. The "cure" for this "deochi", is most of the times a prayer, or a charm that, get this, you can't be taught, you have to "steal" it from a gypsy. It all of course is fake, just superstition, the power of belief. After I figured it out and stopped believing it at idk, 14-15, I've stopped experiencing it completely. The people I managed to convince that this doesn't really exist, stopped experiencing it as well, confirming my theory. Just goes to show how influential believing in stupid stuff can be.
It is this type of belief that gives us placebos, which are absolutely wonderful, and I’ve tried to convince my doctor to give me nonsense pills and tell me they’ll cure my cluster headaches, migraines, depression, whatever, but doctors aren’t allowed to lie to us that way, dammit. But back to the topic at hand: the mind is truly amazing, and if you believe something enough, it absolutely WILL help in a lotta cases. (Not for things like cancer, unfortunately, but if you totally believe that, say, jumping three times with your arms crossed over your chest will cure your headache, it will, all because your mind says, “Hey! You’re doing that thing that ABSOLUTELY WORKS, so I’ll shut off the headache now!”)
I read somewhere that placebo is 40% effective at pain relief even for patients who know that they're taking placebo. Also, smiling like an idiot really does relieve pain. Too bad I have RBF from my chronic pain.
Load More Replies...Ah, Romanian supersition. As I have heard, it can also come from not just looks of adoration like this, but also from looks of jealousy. Another thing I hear is that babies must wear something red to avoid being "blinded" by the evil eye and thus avoid the "Deochi" , another is to wear your underwear inside out, lmao.
Romanian here. Everything you say it's true. I never believed in these ridiculous superstitions, I told my mother in law to take a hike after I gave birth and she kept nagging me with all the things I shouldn't do. Geez....
Load More Replies...This sounds like "the Ojo" lol. Not supposed to look too much/ admire too much someone or something for fear that the you would give it bad juju. It's a silly superstition, but it's one my friends & family tease each other about all the time. Probably linked at one point to trying to prevent people from coveting or being envious.
Envy also causes the evil eye. Judaism, Islam, and other religions have formal prayers to ward off the calamities caused by the evil eye. Almost all Sri Lankans erect mannequins on newly constructed homes to ward off the evil eye, or at least to have the malignancy enter the dummy instead of the household. And Australian aborigines aim the evil eye using some kind of pointing stick to actually kill the target. Indian farmers erect a pole in the middle of their rice fields. The pole holds a coconut or similar object, sometimes painted like a face, to attract the malevolence and protect the crop. And thousands more examples. We shouldn't be quick to label powers of mind (such as telepathy, clairvoyance, or healing through prayers or placebos) as 'stupid stuff.'
That Marilyn Manson had a rib removed to suck his own member
That’s a hardy perennial of a story. I first heard it in the 70s but it was David Bowie and, in the 80s, it was Prince. No doubt MM will hand the baton on to someone else soon. (See also the “gallon of sperm stomach pump” story 😀)
I signed up just to say this is the perfect response to this item
Load More Replies...How so? You must have proof to make that statement. I'll wait
Load More Replies...And it was really Fred Savage who removed the rib when they were on set together.
Load More Replies...International rock stars often have fans who have been known to be willing to perform that service, obviating the need for surgery. If you can imagine that.
It was Marc Almond when I was a kid and how many different types of sperms had been removed from his body in a stomach pump! We were all so gullible then!
People giving out free drugs to kids.
I am almost 40 and aside from the guy who wanted to sleep with me giving me weed as a teen, no stranger has ever given me free drugs; my friends never even wanted to share unless you ponied up something in return.
As am adult, I've gotten free drugs a few times. If you're chilling with people, sometimes they're willing to share. Weed especially. Hell, more than once I've seen someone smoking and gone "hey man, I've only got 5 bucks, but can I get a nug?" and they just hand it over and wave off the money. I've been the one doing the handing a couple times too.
Load More Replies...I've seen this happen. It may be uncommon, because let's face it, it's not exactly a limited market, but it does happen.
That would have been awesome. And saved me some money. (Kidding. I'm kidding.)
And where can I find this person? It's for educational purposes lol
At festivals if you happen to have some kind of specific magnetism apparently. My sister seems to possess the innate ability for people that she has never exchanged a single word with, offer up whatever it is that they'd brought in for their own personal use. I had literally lost count of the number of times it happened at a single festival, when she was amongst the dense crowds in front of the stage. It's bizarre as all hell.
Load More Replies...A drug dealer is not going to create addicts for free, so another dealer can profit.
If somebody's having a seizure, stick an object in their mouth to prevent them from swallowing their tongue. Like wtf?
I know now they say nothing in mouth. But tongue depressor or similar was recommended. I had heard it was to keep them from severely biting their own tongue as their teeth clenched.
It was over fear of biting their tongue off and swallowing the severed piece.
Load More Replies...If someone is seizing don’t touch them make sure there is nothing that they can hurt themselves on. NEVER put anything in their mouth,. Once seizure is over, lay on their side, if you can. They will be confused after waking up.
Epileptic fits take many different forms too. My most severe ones just look as if I've fainted, except my eyes are open, and they only last a few seconds.
Cradle, yes NOT hold. Let the body move, then when it's over hold the person to comfort them.
Load More Replies...There is missing part, don't try to stick something in their mouth during seizure to avoid your own injury. Issue with tongue remains present, but you will have all fingers. Some epileptic people can know about attack shortly before, which is ideal time to solve this. Otherwise just monitor state and help them not to smash their head on the floor.
My aunt had epilepsy,putting a wash cloth in her mouth prevented her from biting her tongue like that...who is this uneducated dildo above....like wtf?
Coca-Cola did not invent Santa Claus/Christmas tradition of choice. All they did was standardize red and white as Santa Claus's definitive colors. Before that, it was common to see him depicted in green or purple or blue as well as red and white.
Hmm? Coca cola even made tours about company history and quizes, where they are mentioning this. That ilustrator was of German origin and he simply created and merged there German Weinachtsman and saint Niclas. And it became iconic.
That Bill Nye is either dead or got busted for some drug-related thing. I hear it every year from my students and every year I have to tell them that no, the nerdy bow-tie scientist from the Disney channel did not get busted trying offload 3 pounds of meth on some undercover cops.
Speed Walker!!!! My older sister loved to watch that sketch. (Almost Live- '80s Seattle sketch comedy show where Bill Nye got his comedic start)
Alpha Males
I'm pretty sure that alpha males are men who are morbidly insecure and desperate to be powerful, intimidating and smart... because they know (or believe) that they are actually none of those things. Cowards and tough guy cosplayers, the lot of them.
You may be giving them too much credit as far as their ability to be aware of their own shortcomings. I've met more than a few who think of themselves as "alpha males" that completely lack the perception to understand what is directly in front of their eyes. Desperately struggling to figure out how to dumb down an already painfully simple audio description does nothing to aid in their comprehension either.
Load More Replies...It's weird that people would think something that was supposed to apply to wolves (which ended up being debunked by the same guy who proposed it) would apply to people anyway. But at least it's a good red flag that a guy is an insecure weirdo who probably has backwards misogynistic views at worst or at best is lame to hang out with. "No Elio I can't drink the tasty pineapple cocktail with you. It's not alpha. I only want to go to the gym 24/7 and can't enjoy life." Hard pass.
Oh no alpha males 100% exist, they aren't what they think they are or what they describe themselves to be, but you know the type.
I heard someone compare them to video games in an alpha stage, just unstable and full of problems.
That baby deer are abandoned.
For context: fawns aren't abandoned, the mother leaves them in a hidden area to keep them safe from predators.
And this is one of the main reasons why people should keep even the most obedient and friendly pupper on a leash in all nature preserves in Europe between 15th march and 15th july every year (baby/hatchling season) and stay on the marked hiking paths - contact your local ranger for details.
Load More Replies...ALWAYS CHECK THE EARS. If they are straight, the fawn is healthy. It is only if they have started to curl that the fawn is showing signs of malnutrition, meaning something probably happened to the mother. And even then, CALL A TRAINED ANIMAL RESCUE. DO NOT TRY AND SAVE IT YOURSELF.
Usually not abandoned. it does happen that the mother is killed and the baby goes on (or not), but since there's no way of knowing which kind of baby deer you have it's best to just let nature take it's course and hope the mother didn't get eaten.
The one about the boa constrictor measuring itself against a woman in her bed before eating her. Or just in general, any stupid story about snakes eating humans. I have a boa constrictor who's 5 feet long. My coworker once tried to convince me that she can eat me. I couldn't figure out if this idiot doesn't understand *how* snakes eat, or doesn't understand that a human *absolutely cannot* fit inside a snake that small.
This is my DIL with a normal ball python; its name is Crazy 8. It belongs to Papa Jimbo Crazy-8-is...124afb.jpg
I (F 4'11") Used to walk around our nature center with a 5' long boa as a "scarf". I loved to watch these macho "football" men take one look at Monty and RUN out of the building, while I had their kids petting the snake. Sometimes I had my 5 yr old son wear Medusa 4' long LOL.
I own 6 snakes. And I am so tired of this myth. No my snakes will not be eating me, or my cat, or your dog. At their biggest, my foot ain't fitting in their mouth, much less all of me lol.
so easy to prove, but many are more interested in arguing that referencing the proof: A click on google gave me the facts! (I already knew the facts, I just needed it in print) "An adult boa constrictor can be as long as 14 feet. It can kill a human by constricting it. However, a human, even a child, is too large for a boa constrictor to swallow."
Load More Replies...It's mostly ignorance of + hatred of snakes. Keep seeing the story of "snake escaped, slid into neighbour's house, suffocated a sleeping kid to eat them" story that gets used often to say that dangerous killer snakes will eat your kid!! - but what actually happened is that the snake sat on a vent that couldn't support its weight and so it fell and landed on the kid, the same weight that made it fall also ended up crushing the kid, complete accident.
I don't have a boa, but got to hold and cuddle one. Same street guy, later, got to hold a large iguana.
Where is it that you live where people have multiple reptiles so that the general public get to hold and cuddle them?
Load More Replies...A very large snake can eat a person but there are only a couple of breeds that get that large.
A Boa Constrictor can eat a person. Usually though, they avoid people in general, and adults entirely.
No, there was a guy who got eaten by une. They had to kill and cut him out to retrieve his body. Just goggle it , there are pictures and a video
Python or anaconda, not boa https://a-z-animals.com/blog/snakes-that-can-eat-a-human/
Load More Replies...Being afraid to flash lights at another car driving with their headlights off for fear that they’ll chase you down and murder you
According to the Highway Code, you should never flash your lights as anything other than a warning. Of course, you can try, but don't expect gratitude. I was driving on the motorway at night and a Range Rover comes up behind me with no lights on. I tried flashing, I tried turning my lights off and on again. Finally get back alongside and she gives me the fingers. Yeah, love, I not trying to get in your knickers, I'm trying to prevent you from causing a massive accident when someone doesn't see you and pulls out into your lane and gets slammed by your 2 tonne tank.
Don't do it anyway. Mind your own business. there are people that might try to follow you for a laugh and you might panic and get into an accident.
In the 90's we were convinced that was only a Bloods and Crypts thing; took me a while to realize it was an all over urban legend
I would say the Megalodon. It's been extinct for millions of years and isn't sitting at the bottom of the f*****g ocean waiting for the comeback of the century. Its dead lets be thankful.
Then why haven't we explored the entirety of the oceans smartypants? It's either that or Cthulu and we'd have much better chances with megalodon so I'm rooting for ol toothy mctoothface
I think the ocean pressure would squish even a megalodon since only certain fish can live down there
Load More Replies...Most likely, but in all honesty we don't know what all is down there.
No, one of my friends is a research scientist (a palaeontologist) and one of the most respected experts on extinct sharks in the world. There's absolutely zero chance any are still alive, it's literally not physically possible.
Load More Replies...I love the image of one single, extremely old Megalodon sitting on the bottom of the ocean, bidding its time while getting more and more angry!
Tbf theres 100s of unidentified species in the ocean....lord knows what lives there
NASA does not explore the ocean. NASA has seen below. Their urge to escape grows ever more urgent
You only need to see what's happening on the surface for that, no point in wasting time looking into the depths. The only problem with finding another planet to live on is it that it would then be inhabited by humans.
Load More Replies...I think thank the discovery channel for this. Remember when they only did actual documentaries? Just as they were switching over to the ridiculous alien and bigfoot stuff, they did a mockumentary stle thing on the recent discovery of a megalodon 'long since thought extinct' about halfway through I was sat thinking, if we have evidence of this guy why hasn't it been front page news?! I still thought they only did serious documentaries and at no point did this say it wasn't one.
It's still on Discovery+ I watch it when I need a good laugh.
Load More Replies...It could be though. No one has been to the deepest bottoms of the ocean
Plus it was a Pelagic predator. It wouldn't be able to survive the immens pressure of the water column at the depths of the ocean(I know Great Whites dive to great depths t it's still not as deep as Meg-existence-believers think, also it's most probably only for mating). If it was alive, btw, Orcas would hunt it to extinction anyway.
Phil Collins and the reason he wrote In The Air Tonight. It was about his divorce. There was an interview about it. Edit: The urban legend I heard was that a friend of Phil’s drowned and a guy let him drown. Years later, the guy was at Phil’s concert so Phil put the spotlight on the guy and sang this song. That’s my version of what I heard.
Will some of these urban legends just die out? It's embarrassing after a while.
I think they're fun as long as they're understood to be urban legends.
Load More Replies...Eminem mentions it in his song Stan, which probably helped spread the rumour more
Load More Replies...Phil Collins gas the best eyesight of any human in history apparently
Boiling frogs. Frogs jump out of water when it gets too warm for them.
Frogs jump with enough force to force the lid off.
Load More Replies...The story about a pet snake measuring you. It’s utter horseshit and explaining it every time I tell someone “I have a snake” is annoying.
It means your pet snake will kind of 'size you up' so it can eat you
Load More Replies...Aside from that being very rare as that was a record breaking snake, "[t]here have been no human deaths from wild-living Burmese pythons in Florida." (that is from the USGS). In fact, non-venom snakes cause about 2 deaths/year worldwide, and they are pretty much all accidents with captive snakes. Pythons and boas don't measure people and don't want to kill and eat people.
Load More Replies...Well the story might have just come from Australia and made its way down to America
I've not heard of it before and it seems a bit tame by Aussie standards.
Load More Replies...Loch ness monster... Its been here since the dinosaurs
I just visited Loch Ness last week and went to The Loch Ness Centre. I highly recommend the boat tour, museum, and restaurant! Apparently they just redid the museum and have a tour narrated by David Tennant that discusses all of the Loch Ness monster theories. It was very well done and engaging. https://lochness.com/
It's most probably an isolated population of Greenland Shark or Atlantic Flounder.
Scientists did a DNA sampling of water from Loch Ness. They found all sorts of species that they weren't expecting, but nothing that could even vaguely be considered to be a "monster".
I reccomend watching "In Search of: The Loch Ness Monster" with Zachery Quinto. Make your own mind up.
All the ones about human trafficking that create a totally fictionalized idea of what human trafficking actually looks like.
I think they mean that a lot of scary stories go around about people from rich countries/backgrounds randomly being abducted and sold into slavery or something, which happens rarely at most, while the very real phenomenon of people from poor/desperate backgrounds being lured away from home with false promises to be held captive and exploited in a different country is not being talked about enough.
To everyone wanting an explanation: Often the scary stories about human trafficking focus on white women from affluent backgrounds being kidnapped for "the sex trade" when in reality, human trafficking looks more like immigrants and refugees having their passports or green cards confiscated by people who promised them easy entry into a safer/new country in exchange for 'working off the cost of getting them to the country'. They trap them in indentured servitude (i.e. slavery) in factories, agricultural work, or other 'invisible' jobs.
You’ll go blind.
I'm guessing this one started because someone had some force and distance and good/terrible aim; might I suggest some protective goggles? 😉
Haven't heard any stories about female p*** stars going blind.
Load More Replies...Kokichi, in case this isn’t a thing in your culture, many Americans going through puberty are told that if we play with ourselves too much, we’ll go blind, grow hair on our palms, go to hell, and other assorted nonsense. As to WHY this is done (why try to deprive someone of the most fun s/he’s had in life until that point?), I have no idea, but I suspect it started a looong time ago with religion.
Load More Replies...A dad walks into his son's room and says if you keep doing that you'll go blind, the son says hey dad I'm over here.
So....i wont just randomly loosw my eyesight? Or wont go blind looking at the sun?
La Chupacabra. Enough is enough. Too many children have died wandering through the jungle, not to mention all the goats. We have to stop this thing once and for all.
Back in like 1994 or 95 this kid in my class, Noberto, told us all how his mom was a biologist who was in the Dominican Republic doing research and discovered this brand new animal called Chupacabra that was attacking goats. We, being New York suburban kids with no such thing a Google, completely bought his story. It wasn't until I learned about cryptids in like 2001, when I was like 18, that Noberto had us all believing his mom discovered this creature and that it was real (2001 was my freshman year in college and when I learned how to use internet search engine and made my discovery of Nobertos lies)
There have been loads of sightings of "cryptids" that turned out to be indigenous mammals with a bad case of mange. I mean, have you ever seen a bear without fur? It looks like a beast not of this Earth. hairless-b...mals-5.jpg
No, “sex traffickers” aren’t leaving flyers on your windshield or toothpicks in your door handles. Sex traffickers are literally pimps, that’s the legal term for them. When a woman is sex trafficked, she is being whored out, probably because she is addicted to drugs. You are not going to get followed home and kidnapped and sold to some Saudi prince because someone left a “I buy junk cars” on your 1998 Accord with peeling clear coat.
Definition of a sex trafficker: "noun, a person who is engaged in the illegal transportation of people from one country or area to another for the purpose of sexual exploitation." So it happens. The method by which the "chattel" are groomed or kidnapped may vary, but trafficking is a brutal reality.
I don't think they are trying to deny that human trafficking is real, but talking about all the nonsense which appears on social media saying various everyday things are actually gangs of traffickers planning to kidnap you. Sad fact is in most developed countries there is little need to have elaborate schemes to snatch people going about their everyday business. Much easier and readily available to either pray on vulnerable people like the young people in care and drug addicts, or just lure people from poorer countries with promises of jobs
Load More Replies...This is an absolutely gross take on a VERY real situation. "She is where'd out, probably because she is addicted to drugs". WTF? Women are taken every day from 3rd world countries because they are trying to find a better life, not because they are druggies. He'll, in the last 24 hours a woman was grabbed off a ROAD after having been lurred by a child walking on the street. But SURE, she is just a whore hired (against her will) by a pimp. Jeez this post has so many red flags It grosses me out that BP even allowed it on here.
The media is doing us all a great disservice by bringing these ultra-rare events into the spotlight and sensationalising them. The real risk of being taken this way is infinitesimal. The reality is that the woman was at far greater risk just being a pedestrian on the road than she was at risk of being taken. As we all are. They *want* you to live in fear of the wrong things, because that's what gets you to engage with their products.
Load More Replies...This indeed does happen, you are 100% wrong, and it is dangerous to spread false security like this. Does it happen often? YES considering it happens at all yes it happens often enough you should be f*****g worried about it.
you can't leave the class if the professor doesn't show for 15 minutes, nor can you pass by catastrophe
My university class aren't compulsory. Students can leave whenever they want, or not come at all. They're adults and are responsible for their own learning.
This is about the professor not showing up to teach. So you may not have to show up but the prof does.
Load More Replies...Or get straight A's if your roommate dies. That was a big one back when I was in college. I still wonder if anyone thought about offing their roommate just for the grades. :)
Yes, you can absolutely pass due to catastrophe. Hurricanes and COVID come to mind. (I'm a teacher in FL.)
I've not heard of that myth before, but where I live we call that sort of thing 'special consideration'. Also includes emergency surgery, family deaths etc. Doesn't guarantee high marks if you are already failing but does mean you can probably still pass if your marks were already okay.
Load More Replies...The class thing can be true, for some classes. It might vary by school/professor. Otherwise, what, is everyone going to sit there for an hour on the off-chance that the professor will be 37 minutes late?
I think that they were trying to get the same point across that you did.
Load More Replies...In Spain, thanks to "Bolonia", attendance is compulsory even in the most stupidly theoretical s****y classes. Some professors don't really care, but a lot of them check attendance every day. If you don't attend regularly, you can't take the exams.
Load More Replies...If you look under that one truck in Pokemon you can find a Mew.
However if you mess around with a few glitches in R/B/G - some of which could corrupt your save file - you can make a roll onto the locked event lv7 Mew. This one is not actually an urban legend, it's the Mew Glitch - https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mew_glitch
That if you eat gluten your d**k shoots off of you like a rocket.
Thanks for the giggle...but the imagery, oh my!!!
Load More Replies...If it’s not dangerous, than eat that pure concentrated gluten, mkay?
I think the whole "gluten is bad" thing came from some rich person who had a child with celiac and saw the awful food those poor people had to eat (I knew someone diagnosed with celiac long before the craze) Gluten is a protein in some grains, nothing more. Some people are sensitive to certain proteins. I'm not going to stop eating all the yummy stuff with gluten, or peanuts or whatever, just because some people can't eat it. The whole celiac issue is that since gluten is such a great binder, and so easy to get, they started using it in all kinds of stuff that didn't otherwise have wheat in it. So you couldn't get away from it.
I live close to a hub of human trafficking and people SHOULD be scared. Down vote me if you want, but donating to help the victims is one of my favorite charities.
I agree, I thought the trafficking comment was in poor taste and not accurate. I studied criminal justice most of my young adult life and yes, people DO wait in public places and your child could be gone in seconds. There is no benefit to encouraging carelessness. I also saw girls trafficked in Nicaragua.American and local. It's a huge problem
Load More Replies...As a kid in New York, we were convinced that it was illegal to kill praying mantises. It took to my 20's and being at an internship in the Environmental Sciences to learn that was false but to just let people keep thinking that because they're good pest control (I listened Dr Green until now and now the Pandas will know the truth)
Let me add one: you've never met someone who named their baby La-a, Abcde, Orangejello or Lemoncello. I see those thrown around anytime BP posts those dumb names lists
I've seen these at least twice before. Any, some common sense thinking works wonders on stuff like this.
I live close to a hub of human trafficking and people SHOULD be scared. Down vote me if you want, but donating to help the victims is one of my favorite charities.
I agree, I thought the trafficking comment was in poor taste and not accurate. I studied criminal justice most of my young adult life and yes, people DO wait in public places and your child could be gone in seconds. There is no benefit to encouraging carelessness. I also saw girls trafficked in Nicaragua.American and local. It's a huge problem
Load More Replies...As a kid in New York, we were convinced that it was illegal to kill praying mantises. It took to my 20's and being at an internship in the Environmental Sciences to learn that was false but to just let people keep thinking that because they're good pest control (I listened Dr Green until now and now the Pandas will know the truth)
Let me add one: you've never met someone who named their baby La-a, Abcde, Orangejello or Lemoncello. I see those thrown around anytime BP posts those dumb names lists
I've seen these at least twice before. Any, some common sense thinking works wonders on stuff like this.
