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Ads are everywhere these days. And not all from the bunch are necessarily great. From unskippable ads on YouTube to, well, a Brachiosaurus toy with Lebron's head stuck on top of it (comes with free nightmares!) - you could say that we've reached the peak times of advertising.

There's no better place, then, to gaze at the gems of the junk-ad epidemic than the “Uninspiring Adverts” community. Although it only covers Facebook Marketplace, the biggest virtual yard sale, with almost 500 million users eager to get rid of their goods, when it's done with such a lukewarm effort as it is here - you know things are bound to get interesting.

#1

Uninspiring Advert

Uninspiring Advert

Dawn Clarke Report

Imagine, if you will, a world where every corner of your virtual habitat is infested with flashing banners, autoplay videos, and pop-up monstrosities that lurk at every click. It's no longer an imagination, but a grim reality for the weary souls navigating the digital realm. Especially with all the metaverses - yes, plural - on the horizon. Keiichi Matsuda's 2016 hyper-realistic visualization of what the future might look like seem pretty close to where we're headed.

As technology has advanced and our digital privacy has dwindled, one would expect an improvement in the user experience through personalized advertising, right? Well, the reality is quite the opposite. In 2007, the average consumer was estimated to encounter up to 5,000 ads per day.

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    #2

    Mothersqueaker

    Mothersqueaker

    Flora Cate Report

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    But fast-forward to the present, and the situation has taken a turn for the worse, going on the verge of Orwellian dystopia: the average person now faces a mind-boggling range of 6,000 to 10,000 ads every single day - twice the amount since the 2000s - according to research by AdLock.com. Of course, the case with Facebook marketplace is totally different - we choose to go there, like a yard sale.

    The idea that online ads are tailored to our interests and desires, then, has long been touted as a silver lining. A justification for the invasive nature of the advertising industry. According to one study, 64% of those surveyed said they find targeted ads to be “invasive.” Yet, as we traverse the labyrinthine corridors of cyberspace, we find ourselves questioning this façade of personalization. Are these ads truly reflecting our preferences, or are they just obnoxious reminders of our past browsing history?

    #3

    Boo!

    Boo!

    Debbie Gavan Castle Report

    Cupcake Kitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually really clever if you don't want everyone on the internet to see you.

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    #4

    My Theory Is That The Dog Wrecked It And Then Quickly Put It Up For Sale Before Its Owner Got Home

    My Theory Is That The Dog Wrecked It And Then Quickly Put It Up For Sale Before Its Owner Got Home

    Owen Dawson Report

    Marion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The middle bit is screaming for help

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    #5

    Uninspiring Advert

    Uninspiring Advert

    Conrad Buck Report

    #6

    Uninspiring Advert

    Uninspiring Advert

    Jason Bolster Report

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whimsical is not quite the word I'd choose...

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    #7

    Just When I Thought Life Couldn't Get Any Better, I Give You

    Just When I Thought Life Couldn't Get Any Better, I Give You

    Sarah Mallett Report

    #8

    Gran Got Better!

    Gran Got Better!

    Jeff Malena Report

    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can a casket be "slightly" used?

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By someone who was slightly dead?

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    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to say "Ewwww, wtf? No!!", but then I remembered that if I HAVE to use it, I wouldn't care bc I'm dead. So, why not

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It turns out the former occupant was just a heavy sleeper.

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vampire traded it in on a new model.

    cats_from_the_void
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be thankful it's not a slightly used sausage...

    Lesbitarian Lady
    Community Member
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do rent for use then cremate the body. Next renter

    Allyn Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They clearly came back to life. This has to be in South America.

    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a display model or maybe someone used it as a bed

    Maggie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffins so good you just want to die.

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it was dropped down a stairway

    Amberlie Mikelsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it "slightly used" because it was only used by a living person or a vampire?

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dracula got married and up graded to a Mausoleum...

    Heather Gray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they became a zombie shortly after closing the lid so they were only in it for a few hours lol

    IYAAYAS64
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even want to know ….

    Jestinna Welch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just died! 😂😂😂😂 Pun totally intended!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Ga Di
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Six Feet Under" vibes

    Richard Scott Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all the bloody scratch marks on the inside of the lid that concern me..

    Michael Dahmen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has a small stake hole in the lid, smells a bit like burning vampire but otherwise in good condition. Comfortable.

    Weezy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like like slightly pregnant?

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    #9

    Forget Electric Cars. Hyundai Have Made An Engine-Less Car

    Forget Electric Cars. Hyundai Have Made An Engine-Less Car

    Owen Dawson Report

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have money, but it needs printing

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    #10

    Wasn't Aware Peugeot Had Branched Out To Make *those*

    Wasn't Aware Peugeot Had Branched Out To Make *those*

    Joey Williams Report

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    Here's how being "paid" for watching ads works: instead of passively enduring ads, consumers are incentivized to watch them voluntarily through various rewards and incentives. It seems that companies try to circumvent the problem of not coming up with engaging, original ads by forcing people to watch their half-hearted attempts. At least “Uninspiring Adverts” have spirit and some dignity.

    #11

    Nice Lamp, Bro

    Nice Lamp, Bro

    Steve Radcliffe Report

    #12

    Seriously. What Can I Say About This Except “Shut Up And Take My Money”?

    Seriously. What Can I Say About This Except “Shut Up And Take My Money”?

    Stewart Pawl Report

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we talk about the elephant in the room?

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    #13

    Anyone Fancy A Bit Of Mood Frightening (Lighting)

    Anyone Fancy A Bit Of Mood Frightening (Lighting)

    Jo Mason Report

    Depressed Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind⁰a want to chase my little brother around the house with this.

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    #14

    Well............ What We Got For Sale Here Then

    Well............ What We Got For Sale Here Then

    Jon Strange Report

    It's no wonder that 90% of online users find ads bothersome, as the relentless exposure to what The New York Times aptly called the "junk-ad epidemic" has spurred people to actively seek ways to avoid them, resorting to the use of ad blockers.

    #15

    Great Until You Need The Jewellery Back

    Great Until You Need The Jewellery Back

    Jonathan Jagoe Report

    Cupcake Kitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cutest jewelry holder will display your accessories all around the house! We do not accept liability for any damages to jewelry caused by scratching, biting or other malfunctions with the holder.

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    #16

    That Will Polish Out…

    That Will Polish Out…

    Spenser Arnold Report

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be completely wrong of me to suggest it may also be haunted, right?

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    #17

    Another In The Series Of ‘ The Word Was Right In Front Of You’

    Another In The Series Of ‘ The Word Was Right In Front Of You’

    Jackie Holmes Report

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    #18

    Uninspiring Advert

    Uninspiring Advert

    Johnathon Tango Report

    Maxigrod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans will measure with anything but the metric system.

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    #19

    Hmm… Rolls Roy..?

    Hmm… Rolls Roy..?

    Lewis Norman Report

    #20

    All In All You're Just Another Pack In The Wall

    All In All You're Just Another Pack In The Wall

    Paul Matthew Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No T-bone steak roysters? Pass!

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    #21

    Whoop Whoop! That’s The Sound Of The Police!

    Whoop Whoop! That’s The Sound Of The Police!

    Lisa Morris Report

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    #22

    Listen, I Need A Wardrobe, Not An Existential Crisis

    Listen, I Need A Wardrobe, Not An Existential Crisis

    Flora Cate Report

    #23

    I Don't Even Know Any More

    I Don't Even Know Any More

    Lulu Brand Report

    #24

    Bit Harsh Really, Comparing Yourself To A Recycled Plank

    Bit Harsh Really, Comparing Yourself To A Recycled Plank

    Nigel Hooper Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pick whatever photo comes up first in the photo gallery and stick it in the ad

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    #25

    Uninspiring Advert

    Uninspiring Advert

    Sam Reece Report

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    #26

    Uninspiring Advert

    Uninspiring Advert

    Emma Louise Report

    Becca Kuehn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🫢🫣 I feel a little queasy just looking at it. 🤢

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    #27

    You'd Have To Be "Barking" To Miss Out On This Deal, Eh Readers?

    You'd Have To Be "Barking" To Miss Out On This Deal, Eh Readers?

    Owen Dawson Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume the price quoted is to buy it not to rent it

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    #28

    Mmm, Gravel

    Mmm, Gravel

    Owen Dawson Report

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... Ummm... You paid $13(!!!!) for a pie, dropped it in the actual ground, scraped it back into the pan, and you want me to give you $11? Just checking the facts here...

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    #29

    Yeah, Perfect. If You Hate Your Child

    Yeah, Perfect. If You Hate Your Child

    Clair Sabrina Report

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    #30

    Prayers

    Prayers

    Ashleigh McNamara Report

    #31

    Victorian?

    Victorian?

    Anita Anderson Report

    #32

    Uninspiring Advert

    Uninspiring Advert

    Emma Louise Report

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    #33

    It’s A No From Me…

    It’s A No From Me…

    Ross Kennerell-Walters Report

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure Ikea had little to do with this.

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    #34

    Mum, You Carried Me For 9 Months, Gave Me Life At The Cost Of Causing You Excruciating Pain And Mental Stress, Nurtured Me, Cared For Me, Taught Me, Supported Me...this Really Is The Very Least I Could Do In Return

    Mum, You Carried Me For 9 Months, Gave Me Life At The Cost Of Causing You Excruciating Pain And Mental Stress, Nurtured Me, Cared For Me, Taught Me, Supported Me...this Really Is The Very Least I Could Do In Return

    Owen Dawson Report

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s those damned sausages again. But this time with crackers, noodles, and cat food.

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    #35

    Machete-Headed Horror Doll Anyone?

    Machete-Headed Horror Doll Anyone?

    Frances A Burscough Report

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just flabbergasted how many people cannot spell. And I'm not an English native speaker...

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    #36

    But Does The Ice Maker Work?

    But Does The Ice Maker Work?

    Lynette Melton Report

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    #37

    Thankfully I Look Exactly Like A Cow Squishmallow So Now Know Exactly What This Would Look Like On Me

    Thankfully I Look Exactly Like A Cow Squishmallow So Now Know Exactly What This Would Look Like On Me

    Han HR Report

    Kristiina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were to put this on, you would see way more of me than you bargained for. For a head band it could work.

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    #38

    Sorry

    Sorry

    Mark Elliott Report

    #39

    A Lowboy Bird Catching Mercedes. What A Time To Be Alive

    A Lowboy Bird Catching Mercedes. What A Time To Be Alive

    Owen Dawson Report

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so confused. I think he meant he now has a "lass" and doesn't need the second car to pick up "birds" (women) with? Is this Irish?

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    #40

    Ah I’ve Been Searching For A Walter Feature For A While Now…

    Ah I’ve Been Searching For A Walter Feature For A While Now…

    Nikki Lawrence Report

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mosquito larva nursery

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    #41

    Is He Showing Off Or What?

    Is He Showing Off Or What?

    Danii Frost Report

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    #42

    To Lose One May Be Regarded As A Misfortune, To Lose Two Looks Like Carelessness...this However Looks Downright Suspicious

    To Lose One May Be Regarded As A Misfortune, To Lose Two Looks Like Carelessness...this However Looks Downright Suspicious

    Helen Morley Report

    #43

    Uninspiring Advert

    Uninspiring Advert

    Deborah Berriman Report

    Francois
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    £1 hooker probabably get a free chlamydia too.

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    #44

    I'll Go Get The Prune Juice

    I'll Go Get The Prune Juice

    Flora Cate Report

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    #45

    Spotted On Youtube

    Spotted On Youtube

    James Candlish Report

    Regulus Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus is creeped out by your obsession with him and is reporting you to the police as a stalker

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    #46

    That Has Got To Hurt

    That Has Got To Hurt

    Noots McVee Report

    #47

    That’s Terrible Profile Pic

    That’s Terrible Profile Pic

    Jackie Holmes Report

    #48

    Did You Forget?

    Did You Forget?

    Donna Keeys French Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what the apology wheel is for?

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    #49

    I'll Pass Thanks. I Get This Service For Free Through Evri\hermes\yodel\dpd

    I'll Pass Thanks. I Get This Service For Free Through Evri\hermes\yodel\dpd

    Anthony Eccles Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from Ikea, so I doubt it's worth a grand.

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    #50

    It Might Need A Bit Of Work. Before You Set Fire To It!

    It Might Need A Bit Of Work. Before You Set Fire To It!

    Lois Artpeach Report

    Lauora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To think I was sarcastic about the leather sofas!!

    #51

    Not The Plane.... Just The Seats

    Not The Plane.... Just The Seats

    Ben Derbyshire Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can experience the joys of cramped seats and thrombosis in the comfort of your own home

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    #52

    Thought It Was Quite Neat Actually

    Thought It Was Quite Neat Actually

    Ian Howard Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn autocorrect. *Messy drawing.

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    #53

    Forget Chester Draws ..let Me Introduce You To The Pedal Stool

    Forget Chester Draws ..let Me Introduce You To The Pedal Stool

    Nick Houdijk Report

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Serious Bayer"....so....really strong aspirin, then

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    #54

    Just What I Wanted. 5 Available Too, Apparently

    Just What I Wanted. 5 Available Too, Apparently

    Jacob Light Report

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just REALLY need to raise $5 more bucks!!

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    #55

    Oooh, Erm, No

    Oooh, Erm, No

    Nik Crosby Report

    #56

    Tetanus Jab Not Included And Why Does The Bowl Remind Me Of Pastry?

    Tetanus Jab Not Included And Why Does The Bowl Remind Me Of Pastry?

    MIchelle Hutchinson Report

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    #57

    We All Need One Of Those

    We All Need One Of Those

    Debra Jean Mann Report

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    #59

    Grab It Quick!

    Grab It Quick!

    Zoe Francine Report

    #60

    Uninspiring Advert

    Uninspiring Advert

    Drew Cee Report

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    #61

    Least She Honest

    Least She Honest

    Dave Lamont Report

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    #62

    Interesting

    Interesting

    Michael Hanley Report

    Don Golosso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You like musicals? Yeah, I'm a big Grease fan.

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    #63

    - Could You Install Some Solar Panels On My Roof Please? - Only If You Beat Me In Hand To Hand Combat

    - Could You Install Some Solar Panels On My Roof Please? - Only If You Beat Me In Hand To Hand Combat

    Owen Dawson Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't look that tough, and my electric bill is to high. I'm down.

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    #64

    Tmi

    Tmi

    Jenny Kodesh Report

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    #65

    Sorry Mate, That's Not Mint, It's Only 3/4 Of A Pint!!

    Sorry Mate, That's Not Mint, It's Only 3/4 Of A Pint!!

    Pamela Perry Report

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    #66

    Bonus Marks For Being In Bathgate As Well As Being Filthy

    Bonus Marks For Being In Bathgate As Well As Being Filthy

    Andrew Morgan Report

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, they probably are new, just dusty. Depending on the model 60 pounds isn't too bad a deal.

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    #67

    Ideal For Nurf Wars

    Ideal For Nurf Wars

    Craig Norman Report

    #68

    Any One For A Fryer

    Any One For A Fryer

    Steven Attew Report

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