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There are many ways one can avoid bad luck. You should always knock on wood, if you spill salt, throw it over your shoulder, and avoid ladders and black cats at all costs. You are also better off staying at home on Friday the 13th and while you’re there, do not open an umbrella, put shoes on a table, or go near any mirrors in the house. According to lore, that, plus a lucky penny and an evil eye amulet, should save you from any misfortune. 

Unfortunately, the people on this list must have done all of those on the same day as they could not avoid their unlucky fate. Luckily for us, someone captured their calamities and shared them on the “Images that are unfortunate events” Facebook group so we can all have a good chuckle. And, also, feel better about our days. After all, life seems pretty good when you look at these images, right?


But what’s up with all these superstitions? Why are we afraid of black cats and not red or blue ones? Unsurprisingly, it all somehow ends up being related to religion. You see, back in the day, cats were considered divine symbols by Egyptians. They would also appear in Greek mythology alongside Hecate, the goddess of magic, sorcery, the moon, and witchcraft.

In other words, pagans loved them. And what pagans loved was a big no-no to the Christian church. Add to the fact that cats tend to be independent and not listen to authority, which is another thing the Christian church hates, and everything starts falling into place.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1st place is "Essence of Dog." Its what you get when you take away all the non-essentials and are left with basic Dogginess, which is a goofy smile.

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Suddenly, the fact that in the 13th century, the church declared that black cats were incarnations of Satan is not that surprising. You also start to understand why people would want to avoid them—whether they were scared of the evil spirits or the possible persecution.

Supposedly, another superstition that was born out of Christians wanting to oppose pagans at all costs was the number 13. The thing is that, for ages, this number was related to the menstrual cycle and feminine power. It was believed to be connected to goddesses of fertility, love, and motherhood. 

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it when people have photos of themselves like this on dating apps!!

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Women's empowerment, though, wasn’t really a Christian thing. So, wanting to get rid of all that nonsense, they labeled the goddesses witches and made sure that the number was associated with the evil spirits. This was all turned around in the 21st century, of course, when Taylor Swift swooped in and gave the feminine power back to the number 13.

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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I shouldn't laugh, but I can't stop. He makes me think of Wile E. Coyote.

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Surprisingly or not, walking under a ladder is also related to religion. You see, when a ladder is propped up against the wall, the space underneath makes a triangle. In Christian faith, a triangle represents the holy trinity. So, walking through it means “disrupting” it, which was considered blasphemous.

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Egyptians, apparently, were also not so stoked about walking under ladders. That is because they would leave them in tombs for the dead to be able to climb to the afterlife. The space under the ladder, though, was thought to be the home of all sorts of good and bad spirits. Walking through that space would disturb and anger them, which it was believed would lead to really bad consequences.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which type of fire extinguisher are you supposed to use to extinguish a fire extinguisher?

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I realise this isn’t the point of this image, but…what’s going on with the woman’s face? I mean, where is it?

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Weirdly enough, Egyptians might be the reason for why some consider opening an umbrella inside an unlucky thing to do. See, Egyptians used to use umbrellas to protect themselves from the sun, and they believed that using one inside would anger the sun deity Ra. Umbrellas were also a luxury reserved for royalty only, so if you are not of noble blood, stepping into the shade provided by an umbrella was simply a sacrilegious thing to do.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excellent timing on the photograph, took me a few secs to see it

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The whole dumping gatorade thing is dumb IMO. Big waste of perfectly good sports drink.

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Still, it’s very unlikely that such a minor superstition managed to survive such a long time. So, it is more likely that we avoid opening up umbrellas inside simply because it used to be quite a complicated contraption. Opening it up in a tight space could lead to injuries or broken items, so it was best to avoid it.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Next door to us when I was a young girl,had black metal gates. Their youngest got his head through but became stuck. No butter would free him so fire brigade were called and they cut him free

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some oil or other lubricant and he should be able to be removed. I bet he was terrified though.

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Rusty
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm willing to bet, that they told ihm not to stick his head there 😆

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Christof Irran
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of someone... I should really feel sorry for my mom; what she had to go through...

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happens a lot with all kinds of kids. It's easy to put your head through the first time, but it seems to me it's the ears of the child that keep them from coming back out. I don't know if it would work, but might a piece of scotch tape wrapped around the back of the head to hold their ears flat to their head allow them to pull back out?

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Levi Gordon
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did that even happen? The sign was obviously flipped 90 degrees when he got stuck!

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Sue Sanders
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry for him but - how does anyone get their head stuck into something, but unable to get it out?? Shut your mouth, let someone push in your nose and ears? Get a jaws of life, people!!

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Leif Andersen
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have been there myself (stair railings). Screamed like crazy when they showed up with the saw - was sure they would start on my neck.

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Lindy Mac
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can never figure out how they can get into a mess like this but are too big to back out.

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David Herz
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is really disgusting, why don't they just sedate him? Are they hunting for lice or doing standing up osteopathy?

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Cybele Spanjaard
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Call the fireman he will help take the little fellow mind off a bit as he saws away..

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Mike Zippro
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That'll teach ya not to put things where they don't belong, might help when you get older to remember that.

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Raylene
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What generally happens when mom closes her eyes for a 'quick break,snack, nap', or sneeze, & expects child to not move. "Aw, they'll be fine......"

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Melissa Powell
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Use to have expandable gates in my used to keep kids in kitchen family room area. Younger son pushed on the gate and got his head stuck. I am holding him in place and yelling come here and.give me the phone. Fire Department got there in about 3 minutes. Gates came down as soon as daddy got home.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You just need some butler with butter, till you realice is a parasite/j. ( Rick and Morty joke)

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Experienced something similar in elementary school, it was hell, now I have a fear of tight gaps.

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All in all, superstitions might be a silly thing. They seem to be based in people’s need to control others and there’s really no proof out there that they work at all. So, feel free to ditch them! Unfortunately, that will not save you from bad luck and you might still end up on a list like this one in the future. But, you never know, it might help!

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this is why they tell you to keep your hair tied up in shop class. Sorry bro, but that was really dumb. Same reason I yell at my co-workers for wearing wedding rings when they're running the machines. You ever seen a finger get ripped off?

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

depending on where you look at this picture, you can experience four different moods XD

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nevermind the cheese, what is that brown gunk in with the clean washing??

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a "why did the chicken *not* cross the road" joke somewhere in this picture.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's where you should draw a wheelchair up the stairs to not damage the tiles

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