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This Online Group Collects The Best Personal Tweets, Here Are 50 That Deserve The Attention They Got (New Pics)
Thoughts constantly swirl around in our heads. From when we open our eyes in the morning until we close them at night (and sometimes, even after that), there's always something for us to contemplate about.
In fact, a 2020 study suggests people typically have more than 6,000 thoughts per day. That's a lot. And as much as we'd like to believe otherwise, not all of them are brilliant. So with social media allowing us to instantly share whatever crosses our mind, we broadcast quite a lot of funny, weird, and infuriating personal takes, too.
To illustrate just how random our statements can be, we at Bored Panda put together a new publication on the subreddit whose sole mission is to capture the chaotic side of human interaction. Continue scrolling to check out its latest finds and fire up our earlier piece on it when you're done.
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#1
God Has Protected Me
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#2
This Would Be The Greatest Irony
To learn more about our inner filters, we contacted Phil Reed, D.Phil., who is a professor of psychology at Swansea University.
"There are many reasons why people overshare," Dr. Reed told Bored Panda. "A lack of awareness about the dangers is one, but also the lack of 'real' social feedback online is a big contributor. Since there is a degree of anonymity, certain a lack of immediate feedback, people tend to get it wrong in terms of sharing."
#4
Religion Doing What It Should
Sydney-Kate 3 years ago
A lot of times after big natural disasters religious groups are the first to show up to help before the red cross
#5
Put Em Outside By The Dumpsters
Raven Sheridan 3 years ago (edited)
Send them to the Healing Crystals and Essential Oils Ward. (It's conveniently located right next to the morgue.) 😉
However, even though the reasons why people overshare may vary, the act itself seems pretty much universal. Also, researchers from The University of Edinburgh and Northwestern University in Illinois found that the risk of oversharing in conversation actually increases as people age.
When testing 100 people from 17 to 84 years old on their attention skills, the researchers discovered that the older subjects provided listeners with more irrelevant details than their younger peers. As this behavior can be dangerous — older people, for example, might accidentally reveal private info to strangers looking to take advantage — this finding is essential in helping "design targeted training that helps older adults improve these skills and avoid embarrassing and potential risky communicative errors,” said lead researcher Madeleine Long, of the University of Edinburgh's School of Philosophy, Psychology and Language Sciences.
#6
Juli Briskman On The Go
#7
Yep
$cagsy 3 years ago
I feel the same about these appeal shows that they have on TV. Lots of celebrities virtue-signalling about how they are working the night for free as they try to guilt you into donating part of your rent to charity. Don't get me wrong, we give to local charities when we can afford to and they do some brilliant work. But I will not tolerate some rich TV star trying to make me feel guilty about keeping a roof over our head and food on the table. Furthermore, and this bit is horrible but it needs telling, a poor elderly lady killed herself in the UK a couple of years ago because she couldn't afford to give to every appeal directed her way. Every penny she had was sunk into charity appeals and when the money ran out she felt so bad that she had to end her life. Literally killed by kindness.
#8
Totally
Penny Hernandez 3 years ago
And tax the churches that engage in political activity. Political activity negates their non-taxable status.
#9
No Labor Shortage!
Scott T Brynildsen 3 years ago
I've met Dan! We were both buying coffee and chatting casually; he asked if I was staying at the cafe with my coffee, so we sat and just talked about generic stuff. I had no idea who he is at the time. Incredibly friendly and nice man!
Dr. Reed said people should be very wary of oversharing. "It can compromise personal security, and personal safety, as well as lead to bullying."
"It can also make people very vulnerable psychologically; if they are feeling low, overshare to get support, and are attached for it, then depression can set in."
#10
The Retirement Age
#11
Some People Change
#12
Logic Please
#13
This Is How Ya Do It
To keep ourselves in check, Dr. Reed suggests treating communication on the internet the same as in real life.
"Remember, online is just as much of a social interaction as in the real world," he said. "Do not share anything online that you would not in real life. People can get a little impulsive with their digital interactions, so just remember that. Perhaps count to 10 before sharing."
#14
It’s Like The Trash Taking Itself Out
#15
Why Stop There?
WordWeaver 3 years ago
It seems as if the right wing just wants ignorant breeders, to produce a pool of cannon fodder so needy they'll take any job.
#16
Literally Dozens
#17
That Went Well
ThatRandomGuy 3 years ago
Donald trump is the worst thing to happen to America since the British ruling us
But if you are bothered by another person who starts to give you too much information, psychotherapist Amy Morin says your first line of defense should be to change the subject.
For instance, try saying, 'Sorry to hear that. Have you heard the weather for tomorrow?' Sometimes people will take the hint, but you may need a more direct approach if the other person continues to overshare.
#18
Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years
#19
Perfect Analogy
#20
Simplicity Itself
#21
Bigotry ?
censorshipsucks 3 years ago (edited)
because republicans believe obviously that women's political opinions don't count but women are merely there to reproduce, as per the recent RvW judgment
The key in such situations is to not reciprocate. Just because your boss tells you she's going through a divorce, that doesn't mean you need to tell her about your marital problems as well.
While sharing your personal stories can be empowering, you should do that at the right time, in the right place, and with the right people.
#22
I’d Like To See It
#23
You Know She’s Right
#24
Please Remember This
#26
Dead Malls
Little Wonder 3 years ago
There is a mall somewhere where the top floor is now small apartments. The bottom floor is retail.
#27
A Mother Did What The Police Refused To Do
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
because men who think they need to carry guns are at heart cowards living in fear.
#28
One Of The Best Ideas I Have Heard In A Long Time
#29
"It Just Wont Work" It Actually Does
#30
Would Not Recommend
#31
Middle-Aged White Male Here, And I Think That She Rocks!
#32
Because A Certain Portion Of Our Population Are Dumb A******
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
Because japanese think about other people because they have a more collective-minded culture as opposed to rampant Randian-objectivism style libertarianism/individualism?
#33
Giant Dick’s Giant Profile D**k Pic Checks Out
#34
Thank You Librarians
Vepřík Boubelatý 3 years ago (edited)
*Archivist here* Have you ever searched for person with no surname, date of birth or adress? Only information that was given to you was ´he lived with my granny in Shitholery upon Thames back in 1950´...
#35
We Know Exactly Who’s Fault It Is
#36
But She Really Loved Me
#37
That'll Send A Message
Anna Snorrepot 3 years ago
I'll let your bod marinate in plague infested "soup" for a while OK? But not too long, otherwise you may loose cohesion and not brake the window, just smear it.
Suzanne Tilson 3 years ago
Before or after we take your organs. Oh wait we can't take organs from the dead, because they have more rights than the wombs they came from.
Hades (but good) 3 years ago
ok ill have u holding a sign with a middle finger that is set on fire and covered in glitter and make sure that every time he finds a piece of glitter he will remember the god of death throwing a glittery corpse through his window
SageHare37 3 years ago
The glitter is a nice touch. It gets everywhere and even comes in fun shapes!
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Tracy Wallick 3 years ago
Hell, you can do that with my body even if mass shooting ISN'T my cause of death
Creature Cargeaux 3 years ago
Ooo me too. Can we make this a thing like when you choose to be an organ donor? Also, please take whatever organs & s**t that is still viable before doing this... but then again I'll probably be a mangled corpse because AR15s are specifically designed to do just that to the human body............... but it's necessary for "protection" right... cause one bullet to the leg or arm isn't going to stop & intruder....... you must have a weapon used by the police & military.
Hyde and Seek 3 years ago
And our teachers are poor but they scrape together enough to buy us supplies,snacks for those who only get one meal,they put together events for us. You?you're a miserable little man who quotes a document made when all men=white straight men,far as I can see you do nothing. Have a good day sir.
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Wow! Solar Energy Actually Working As Designed! Insane How Much Better Green Energy Actually Is
cadena kuhn 3 years ago
Meanwhile in FL teachers r fleeing the state since they keep passing laws preventing them from actually teaching
#39
This Dad Has One Great Son
#40
Russia Moment
#41
Ignoring The Bible Is Classic Christianity
#42
This Is The Way
#43
Take A Breath, Count To 10, Think. You'd Be Amazed What Possibilities Open If You Don't Go With Your First Reaction
Aryaan Kasi 3 years ago
Or he could have just got up and silently walked out during the monologue
#44
Management
#45
Sad That This Is Even Needed
Jimichan 3 years ago
A small bottle of prescription eye drops cost us over $300, with insurance, in the US. Meanwhile, we can get it in Japan without insurance for less than $25. Our Doctor there couldn't believe it, so when I showed her on my tablet, she wrote us a prescription for a year's supply.
#46
This Aged Too Well
Got Myself 4 Pandas 3 years ago
A heads up would've been nice dude, maybe a tad more info time traveller man
#48
He's Not Wrong
#50
Every Villain Had An Origin Story
#51
Time To Have That Talk With Grandpa
The Scout 3 years ago
She even voiced her opinions on the matter quite clearly at times, for example when she had black tap dancer Arthur Duncan in her show in 1954, when segregation was still going strong. When the producers and media criticized her for it, she just said "live with it" and gave Duncan more airtime (they canceled her show soon after). She also advocated for gay marriage and LGBT rights although being straight herself, and also was an animal rights activist.
#52
Good Point Satan
Hugh Wellford 3 years ago
You mean like God says life begins at first breath and not conception?
#53
We Could Lift Everyone Out Of Poverty By Slightly Taxing Billionaires
#54
Half A Million
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
they aren't pro-life. They're christian taliban. Religion is inconsistent, it does not use logic. If it used logic it would cease to exist. It relies on mental compartmentalisation.
#55
No Narcs
#56
Wtf
#57
Free College
#58
Yes Hi Officer, I’d Like To Report A Murder
#59
Tax The Rich
censorshipsucks 3 years ago (edited)
some context. In our country, $165m = ZAR 2,6 billion. That buys you 88 schools, or 1320 middle-class three-bedroom houses with two bathrooms and a garden. Or 2640 luxury vehicles. Or a skyscraper. Or a national department's operating expenses for the year.
#60
Get Vaccinated Folks
#61
Fake Number
#62
I Literally Cannot Afford A One Bedroom Apartment
#63
Works Like A Charm
King Cheetah 3 years ago
Exactly - and they drink barrels of booze just because it tastes sooo goood :D
#64
I Did Not Know That. Yikes
#66
No One "Lets" It Happen
#67
Interesting Threat …
#69
He's 44
#70
Us Army F**ked That One Up
#71
Clever
#72
They Got You
#74
Wonder Why That Is, Jim?
Gavin Johnson 3 years ago
I urge everyone to look Brian Tyler Cohen up on YouTube. https://youtube.com/c/briantylercohen
#75
I Watched It Online, And Can Confirm I Heard It
#76
It Never Ends
Anna Snorrepot 3 years ago
slow release ADHD medication makes my adulting a breeze :) I'm enjoying every moment of ignoring the to-do-list.
#77
But I'll Still Tell Him...
#79
People Are Morons
#81
There Is No Such A Thing As Teacher Shortage
#83
The Oscar's Ugliest Moment
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
in suprising news, conservative middle-aged white men in the 1970s in america were assholes.
#84
Pretty Much…
#85
He Spoke For All Of Us
#86
Real Money
#87
Do Taxes Have To Be This Complicated?
TCW Sam Vimes 3 years ago (edited)
because you live in one of the most f****d up countries in the world
#88
Hey Elon, This You?
#89
Burn It All Down….m4a Now
Corey Smith 3 years ago
I can relate to this. Insuring my family of four would cost me 1/3 of my income. This is with my employer paying half of my premiums. If I need to use the insurance, I would have a $15,000 deductible before anything happens.
#90
What’s The Biggest News Story From The Weekend?
#91
Are Y'all Ok?
Got Myself 4 Pandas 3 years ago
Only thing i do when my husband isnt here is starfish in bed, until a child decides to join me and i end up clinging to the edge of the bed.
#92
Power Move
Jrog 3 years ago
This story started from a web channel called Mega TV and is unsubstantiated by any reliable source. There were cases of Antivaxxers who faked their vaccination card, several are being prosecuted under Greek law and risk a fine equivalent to 6000$. If this story was true, the doctors would have their medical practice license revoked for administering a treatment without consent and faking medical records.
#94
This Is The Most American S**t Ever
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
You could make it more american by adding that no pregnant women are allowed to be involved in designing those developments, and that all schools in those developments must only have one door for the active shooter.
#95
Poor Joe
#96
It Doesn't Have To Be This Way
#97
Damn...
LinkTheHylian 3 years ago
Team GB got a bronze in Skateboarding too, and we couldn't be prouder of Sky Brown.
#98
Rip Betty
#99
Why Are It Guys Such D**ks?
#100
Poison Ivy And Mr Freeze Were Right
#101
Oh No! Anything But That!
#102
Amazing
#103
A Woman Who Has Never Held A Job Accused Women Of Not Wanting To Work
#104
Shout Out To The Luckiest Timeline 4 Wp
Jerry Mathers 3 years ago
It isn't luck. It's causation. They caused it. They obstructed change. They have been courted by the right. They exchanged our future as long as they got what they wanted. I'm Gen X btw. I have lived through every Republican majority that deregulated financial rules. SNL scandal, Dot Com bust, Housing Bust, the Great Recession, Hyper Inflation. The rights formula always fails, yet is always repeated. The Boomers stopped healthcare reform while demanding higher benefits, they have been the worst, most entitled generation ever. There are so many problems now, it can't be fixed. It would take a unified effort and the formula to keep us fragmented to prevent that is simple. This group wants something normal (marriage, freedom from racism, sexism, immigration, etc.). That will hurt you by (BS reason). Vote for me to stop them. The politics of hate is why the US is a joke. It's why we are struggling. The problem is too big now. And the country is too spiteful to fix it.
#105
Confusing Times
#106
Medical Services In The United States Are Expensive
#107
Truly ….
#108
We See You Elon
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
Didn't he pay the kid to stop? I mean, if he did, that kid's got all the right hobbies.
#109
The Covid Fatalism Has Set In
Alison Kennedy 3 years ago
As someone who just tested positive for it last week, I think I rejoined too early.
#110
Ancient Greece Wasn't Gay
#111
Trumps Are Not Well Known For Their Critical Thinking Skills
#112
So Messed Up
censorshipsucks 3 years ago
so indentured labour? The british empire did this in Natal in south africa in the 1800s with indian slaves.
#113
This Is Absolutely Insane. We Need Police Accountability
MiriPanda 3 years ago
I checked uo on the story and thankfully it has a happy ending, but yeah, f**k you, you hopefully fired m**********r: "After the crash, an emergency room doctor told Harper, who was 2 months pregnant at the time, that "not all pregnancies are viable" and that he could not detect a heartbeat, her lawyer, Andrew Norwood, told BuzzFeed News on Friday. The next day, however, a doctor detected a heartbeat, and Harper, who had spent years trying to get pregnant, is now the mother of a 4-month-old baby girl."
#114
Make It Make Sense
Furious George 3 years ago
When I sold my house and paid off the mortgage my credit score TANKED. Just something to be aware of.
#115
A Few More Years, And It Still Is True
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What do you think ?
Alison Kennedy 3 years ago
I especially loved the one about being one of the dozens of people who live outside the USA, priceless!
Sanchi 3 years ago
Wait… so people actually live outside of the country? Really? Oh my god!
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whateves 3 years ago
I usually don't read the text between the images, but this is just...a different vibe than i was expecting.
Cynthia Souza 3 years ago
A friend pointed out that those Facebook posts that ask for pets' names could be used to guess passwords. When I realized how many of my passwords did use a pet's name, I changed them all. And I stopped replying to those FB posts.
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I especially loved the one about being one of the dozens of people who live outside the USA, priceless!
Sanchi 3 years ago
Wait… so people actually live outside of the country? Really? Oh my god!
Load More Replies... whateves 3 years ago
I usually don't read the text between the images, but this is just...a different vibe than i was expecting.
Cynthia Souza 3 years ago
A friend pointed out that those Facebook posts that ask for pets' names could be used to guess passwords. When I realized how many of my passwords did use a pet's name, I changed them all. And I stopped replying to those FB posts.
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