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Article created by: Evelina Šiukšterytė

X (formerly Twitter) may be the go-to stage for celebrities, politicians, and meme connoisseurs, but none of them shine quite like Myrna Tellingheusen.

Myrna is the internet’s sharp-tongued grandma—the kind you’d expect to see at church on Sunday, side-eyeing everyone’s outfits with brutal honesty. Since 2015, she’s been blessing timelines with pearls of wisdom, witty observations, and just the right amount of sass. More dramatic than any soap opera and funnier than gossip at bingo night, her posts never disappoint.

Scroll down to enjoy some of her best ones.

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Screenshot of a savage grandma’s tweet humorously addressing supposed anger management issues.

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    Screenshot of a savage grandma’s tweet humorously dismissing torn jeans and gender reveal parties.

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    Screenshot of a savage grandma’s tweet expressing frustration about QR codes, showing user interaction and timestamp.

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    Tweet from a savage grandma giving bold advice to graduating ladies about independence and confidence online.

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    Tweet from a savage grandma humorously insisting on calling the platform Twitter despite changes.

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    Tweet from a savage grandma humorously sharing her joke about keeping her mind active by plotting revenge.

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    Tweet by a savage grandma humorously claiming people who disagree with her are usually wrong.

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    Tweet from a savage grandma humorously recalling when monsters were imaginary, showcasing savage grandma’s funny tweets.

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    Screenshot of a savage grandma tweet humorously about choir practice and a forgotten eyebrow pencil.

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    Screenshot of a savage grandma tweet humorously complaining about Linda’s irritable bowel and attitude.

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    Savage grandma tweet humor about Encyclopedia Britannica set never needing WiFi, cracking people up online.

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    Tweet from a savage grandma humorously requesting a refund on Christmas 2024 Peace on Earth greeting cards.

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    Savage Grandma’s tweet humorously stating she has run out of empathy and passwords, capturing witty social media humor.

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    Tweet from a savage grandma humorously warning trick-or-treaters that blackout curtains mean no one is home.

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    Tweet from a savage grandma humorously saying memory foam never forgets when you scream into your pillow.

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    Savage grandma tweet humor about home decor concerns shared on social media, cracking people up.

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    Screenshot of a savage grandma’s tweet reminding to be decent and use a coaster, showcasing humor that c*****d people up.

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    Savage grandma tweet from Myrna saying I picked a bad decade to be old, cracking people up online.

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    Screenshot of a savage grandma tweet humorously rejecting customer service de-escalation techniques and cracking people up.

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    Savage grandma holding a teacup in front of a china cabinet with glassware and vintage dishes, humorous tweet.

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    Screenshot of a savage grandma tweet saying I have grudges older than you with 971 likes and engagement icons.

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    Savage grandma tweet humor about struggling to take off compression socks, cracking people up with relatable comedy.

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    Savage grandma’s tweet joking that JoAnn Fabrics is the best place to train for a boxing match, making people laugh.

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    Screenshot of a savage grandma’s tweet humorously stating that the world is still out of its mind.

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    Savage grandma’s tweet joking about a circus clown shortage, sparking laughter and viral humor online.

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    Savage grandma tweet giving crime-fighting tips with a portrait of an elderly woman by a window with blinds.

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    Tweet from a savage grandma humorously reflecting on old consoles and polite times, cracking people up on social media.

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    Savage grandma's tweet humorously criticizing pharmaceutical jingles, posted on Twitter with engagement metrics.

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    Screenshot of a savage grandma’s humorous tweet about taking a break from smiling that c*****d people up online.

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    Screenshot of a savage grandma’s tweet humorously saying scanning a QR code never improved her life.

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    Screenshot of a savage grandma tweet humorously mentioning charging a 25% tariff on her steely gaze.

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    Tweet from savage grandma humorously stating exhaustion from being pleasant, capturing viral funny grandma tweets moment.

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    Screenshot of a tweet from a savage grandma humorously inspired by the Olympics to do extra knee bends.

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    Savage grandma’s funny tweet about carrying an air horn to call out Costco food sample violators.

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    Savage grandma’s tweet showing a vintage layered gelatin dessert in red, white, and green on a glass plate.

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    Tweet by a savage grandma humorously saying funerals are relaxing because she doesn’t have to smile.

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    Tweet from a savage grandma humorously claiming she can identify detergent brands by neighbor’s dryer vent scent.

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    Vintage black rotary phone shown as reliable technology in a tweet by a savage grandma known for cracking people up.

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    Savage grandma’s humorous tweet about holding grudges, shared on social media and cracking people up.

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    Tweet from savage grandma humorously complaining about people dropping toast crumbs in whipped butter, cracking people up online.

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    Tweet from savage grandma humorously complaining about store-bought cookies at a luncheon, showcasing savage grandma’s tweets.

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    Savage grandma tweet humor about hemming slacks with duct tape during a Home Depot sale, making people laugh online.

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    #43

    Tweet from a savage grandma humorously commenting on HOA president leadership with a witty told you so dance reference.

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    Savage grandma tweet humor about a good Bundt pan, showcasing witty and funny social media content.

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    Tweet from a savage grandma humorously dismissing someone’s journey with a blunt and funny message.

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    Tweet from a savage grandma humorously sharing a witty remark that c*****d people up on social media.

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    Screenshot of a savage grandma tweet humorously advising grandmothers to swap homemade cookies for Chips Ahoy.

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    Savage grandma holding a bowl of soup and spoon, wearing glasses and a purple outfit in a humorous tweet.

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