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It often seems like Hollywood celebs aren't actually people at all, but another species entirely. They live in big houses, they fly around in private jets, and they rarely mingle with the common plebs, so it's always nice when an A-lister shows us a side that we can all relate to. And as you can see from these hilarious tweets, movie star Anna Kendrick really doesn't seem that different from the rest of us. She struggles to act normal in social situations, she spends her day thinking about what she's going to eat later, and she hides her Pop-Tart wrappers under her bed. Scroll down for some of our favorite tweets.
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Amanda Panda 8 years ago
Not worth risking and diving into the deep dark depths of Scientology!
Sordatos 1 year ago
Is not like he converting ppl left and right. Pretty much every of his co-stars say is fun to work with him
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Beemo Hayes 8 years ago
Scientologist, good luck with that. I think it would be like pushing soft sh*t up hill with a pointy stick
Master Markus 8 years ago
It's just making me think of her re-enacting the Rocky IV "I must break you" bit in front of Tom Cruise.
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LittleGirlWithShortLegs 8 years ago
THIS. THIS is the things we need to know. THIS is what should be on the news! Who's with me!?
Keith Verret 8 years ago
Actually I would submit that going from A to Z is downstream or down and going Z to A would be upstream or up. I have the scientific proof and would provide for shipping and handling cost of $1000. Cheap.....
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Amanda 8 years ago
No, it was Shia LaBeouf lol Just do it! Make your dreams come true!
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Hans 8 years ago
Pro tip: order the same thing, just not under the tag "wedding". It will be the very same product, just 50% cheaper. Taste nonewithstanding.
Kerri Russ 8 years ago
Will you be auditioning partners in crime, Anna? Consider this my application.
Jennifer Troost 8 years ago
Ofcourse it's expensive, it has a lot more pressure, luxe fillings, a tasting. Ofcourse you can get it cheap, before you do check cakewrecks so you know what to expect😂😂.
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Kerri Russ 8 years ago
Ain't THAT the truth!!! Without carbs, I lose the will to live much less eat.
Cathy Shift 8 years ago
funny story... thats sort of how they actually work. the reduced sugar intake helps, but thats basically it.
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Hans 8 years ago
I obviously should have added the sarcasm tag, would have saved me to be interpreted as the moralist of the day.
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Shawn Chopper 8 years ago
Change your name and legal residence so you can hide from yourself 😂
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Mark Robertson-Baker 8 years ago
Oh my gosh that is possibly the funniest thing I've read in a long time
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fluffy_ninja_owl 8 years ago
i like my tea like i like my men hot and British
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Kerri Russ 8 years ago
I like my men like I like my coffee... in a cup with cream... um... s**t.
Elizabeth Hendrick 8 years ago
I like my coffee like I like my men - ground up and in the freezer...
Jenni Ester 8 years ago
I like my men the way I like my coffee.... oh wait... I don't like coffee. :D
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Master Markus 8 years ago
I know! It makes me feel like going "YOU CAN CHECK ALL MY BAGS IF YOU WANT. I AM NOT A TERRORIST."
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Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
This is so me! I feel like my breath smells worse at the dentist and my invisalign is suddenly ar dirtier. I also feel this way when I' m getting weighed at the doctor, cause you know, food
Master Markus 8 years ago
That one time last week when I ended up with a bit of beef in my teeth...
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LittleGirlWithShortLegs 8 years ago
Isn't great when you turn up the volume for a sad part and then an unexpected explosion happens and you're worried the neighbors will call the cops cuz it was so loud.
Master Markus 8 years ago
Those times when you're crying in the theatre and you're too embarrassed to wipe your tears in case someone notices. But then someone else starts sniffling and you feel a connection.
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Spinaap 8 years ago
second that, it's something to be proud about. There are enough normal people :-).
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Jami Burgess 5 years ago
Yeah, I totally don’t do that and I totally don’t do it like all the freaking time either...
Maureen Zappellini 8 years ago
How about, where's the other weirdo, so we can point and laugh at the freaky normal people together?
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Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
Really??? I didn't know that. thanks for telling me, I'll keep that in mind
Keith Verret 8 years ago
Ok, who is going to pay for this new keyboard. And I'm never drinking while reading Anna tweets again...EVER!!
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Master Markus 8 years ago
Oh man, I feel bad for Carrie Fisher. She seemed to have it rough, but whenever I heard about her, she was a really nice or fun lady.
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LittleGirlWithShortLegs 8 years ago
"Here lies my former friend. She tried to take some of my food..."
Wendy Fitzkloo 8 years ago
Want to see the worlds greatest spoon assassin? Then suggest we share
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Country_princess 8 years ago
or what you're gonna eat when you get home from school, which is what I do.
Wendy Fitzkloo 8 years ago
Every night I go to sleep happy in the knowledge I get to eat as soon as I wake up. The circle of life right there.
Keith Verret 8 years ago
...or what you are going to eat as soon as you can sneak off to the vending machines down the hall.
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It's Caturday 8 years ago
In that case, I think you are my spirit animal...
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Heather Keedy Bateman 8 years ago
Wait....but she was in that movie. So doesn't she technically get paid a royalty from that line? ;b
Master Markus 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure that's not how payment works when you're an actor. She doesn't OWN part of Twilight because she was in it, and it doesn't use her likeness.
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Macaroon 8 years ago
Yeah! That's why it's called the present! Because it's a gift!
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Wendy Fitzkloo 8 years ago
Is she on the couch with the remote, takeaway and a trashy mag? I call that living the dream
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Jaclyn 8 years ago
haha yes! I have no interest in your baby unless it's blood related to me. Even then it's a toss up!
Stille20 8 years ago
Ditto. If it's not part of the tribe, I'm kind of not interested.
Load More Replies... Master Markus 8 years ago
Agreed. Babies don't really look that different from other babies until they're like, a year old, and regardless, that's like being really excited to just see a person. Like, they're a person, you get the gist of what they look like, it's going to be underwhelming unless they have like... no arms, and nobody told you ahead of time.
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Keith Verret 8 years ago
You're not as tall as the guy we're looking for so you're free to go.
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Hellysal 8 years ago
I saw a video once of guy who has made a surprise for his girlfriend of whole bunch of puppies waiting for her as she got home and I'm pretty sure they were rented from a shelter for a day. So in fact there is a service like that!
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
That would be an awesome way to raise funds for the shelter, not to mention you'd jut have to adopt at least one:)
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We have a borrow my puppy/dog in the UK, you pay the owners to take their dog for walks and cuddles!
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Master Markus 8 years ago
One of my favourite Disney characters period was Scar from The Lion King because I felt like I related to him the most and then I hit my teens and was like "Oh no. I'm a monster".
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Charles Adams 8 years ago
*crying because I can't eat delicious cake because I legitimately have a gluten intolerance*
adoracat 8 years ago
I feel for you. I have different food allergies, and they suck. So yeah, lots of sympathy here.
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Master Markus 8 years ago
Honestly I'm not bothered by hairy legs. Maybe it has something to do with being transgender, and therefore having done the whole "shave-your-legs" b******t (I have way too dry skin for that) or being bi/pansexual, but whatever the reasoning, I think it's really an unnecessary hassle.
adoracat 8 years ago
I prefer my legs shaved, for me. I was sick for 2 weeks, took the dog out and felt the wind blowing the leg hair! Came in and shaved LOL!
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Elly Clifton 8 years ago
At the end of winter, when you feel the wind blowing in your hair, on your legs
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Pamela Lopour 8 years ago
The only reason to leave your house is if you can't find a food delivery place.
Dorian Sansbury 4 years ago
Yeah the only reason to leave the house is to go hunting for food in the supermarket
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Righty Tighty 8 years ago
"Can I come home with you?" "Let me call a hotel." I'm sure THAT didn't send the wrong message
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Cayman 8 years ago
I see the food, I walk away, I turn back around, walk up to the food, touch it, then slowly back away. Then I run back and shove it into my mouth and swallow it in one huge gulp.
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Dnelle1972 8 years ago
It makes me want to go back to biblical times when you could go be a hermit in the desert and the ravens would bring you food.
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Marty BlackEagle-Carl 8 years ago
Nah, i think Daniel takes peoples rolls, and their biscuits, and croissants.
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Master Markus 8 years ago
Yeah, no matter how old the person is, my first reaction to hearing them say "I'm pregnant" is "Oh man, what are you going to do now?"
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Reshma Raghavan 8 years ago
I hate to be *that* person, but... it's "Expecto Patronum"
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Brent Kaufman 8 years ago
My patronus is Wednesday Adams (Christina Ricci's version). That's not weird for a 53 year old white guy, right?
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Master Markus 8 years ago
What would it do anyway? Don't guys just take it to keep their erections? You don't need a clitoral erection... would it be for lubrication?
Ian Osmond 8 years ago
Yes. The mechanism for erection and lubrication is fundamentally the same: the fluid that enters the erectile tissues in the male genitalia instead extrudes lubrication in the female genitalia.
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Maíz De España 8 years ago
Probably tru but there's one mega babe in band do can't agree always
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Lilibeth Rodriguez 8 years ago
I bought red velvet Oreos because the supermarket was out of regular Oreos and double stuff Oreos. Seriously whoever thought that thin Oreos was such a great thing should be fired. BTW eww to the red velvet Oreos. Naah they're OK, not great but OK.
Master Markus 8 years ago
I actually really like how crispy thin Oreos are... I've never been a big fan of the "cookie" part, but the consistency is nicer when it's thin.
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Dnelle1972 8 years ago
I don't. I'd have one for a pet if I could... or a bear. Or one of those buffalos that live in the house.
Stille20 8 years ago
OMG the one to the right is so beautiful I want to cry
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Master Markus 8 years ago
Mad Max was like, the only movie I ended up seeing that year. Not because of naked chicks. Okay, I am a fan of the original Mad Max films, but I won't lie - I saw Tom Hardy chained up in all that bondage s**t and I didn't care what the movie was, I wanted to see that.
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Master Markus 8 years ago
Oh, it's a Game of Thrones thing. I learned it through meme osmosis.
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Master Markus 8 years ago
Even if she was older and it WAS our business, I still could not care less.
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Trude Donnelly 8 years ago
Americas latest election in response to having the worlds worst political leader over Kim...
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caitlin withers 8 years ago
youutube appears to think im pregnant as clear blue pregnancy tests are the only ads i get
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OTTERZ4LIFE 8 years ago
SNAP IS A BETTER PERSON THEN YOU"LL EVER BE! THE ONLY REASON HE WAS BRUSQUE WAS BECAUSE LILY MARRIED JAMES AND NOT HIM, EVEN THOUGH JAMES WAS A BULLY! HIS F***** PATRONUS CHANGED FOR HER! HARRY JUST ASSUMED HE WAS EVIL, SNAPE WAS BROKENHEARTED! DID YOU READ ANY OF THE BOOKS????? IF YOU DIDN"T READ ALL OF THEM, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY THIS...... SNAPE IS 300x THE PERSON YOU'LL EVER BE!....................sorry for my rant, but here is some friendly advise, don't insult snape around potter heads.
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Wiz Allred 8 years ago
me too, then I see this and just want to run screaming at my naivete... A**l-bleac...93027a.jpg 
Marty BlackEagle-Carl 8 years ago
who wants to lighten their nipples?????? WTF????
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Wiz Allred 8 years ago
When I played Barbies, Ken and I buried her alive in the basement and that was the end of that nonsense... barbie-kil...8ec4d9.jpg 
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Vicki Neises 8 years ago
Ice cream sandwiches. Less cleanup and chips go great with sandwiches.
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Lyndsey Williams 8 years ago
Thankfully we still have Alloy (bc kids, adulting, and life made Delia*s clothes shrink for this late-30s-pretending-I'm-still-17ish girl).
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Master Markus 8 years ago
I think his show now lacks the scathing quality of the Colbert Report, but I'd still f**k him.
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Nicole Neeley 8 years ago
She is famous for Pitch Perfect....and a ton of other films. I didn't realize how many were clueless about how awesome she is!!
Mascha Claessens 8 years ago
EVERY time I hear her name, see her photo, read something about her, I think "she's pretty awesome, but where do I know her from?". Each and every time I google her, and it keeps telling me she's in Twilight. That thing I liked to read/watch when I was 15. She's still funny though :')
Daria B 8 years ago
I remember her from 50-50, and she looked familiar back then too. Also she played in Into the Woods.
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Melissa Nunya 8 years ago
I've been following her for awhile, girl is hillarious. Would love to hang out with her
Nicole Neeley 8 years ago
She is famous for Pitch Perfect....and a ton of other films. I didn't realize how many were clueless about how awesome she is!!
Mascha Claessens 8 years ago
EVERY time I hear her name, see her photo, read something about her, I think "she's pretty awesome, but where do I know her from?". Each and every time I google her, and it keeps telling me she's in Twilight. That thing I liked to read/watch when I was 15. She's still funny though :')
Daria B 8 years ago
I remember her from 50-50, and she looked familiar back then too. Also she played in Into the Woods.
Load More Replies... Melissa Nunya 8 years ago
I've been following her for awhile, girl is hillarious. Would love to hang out with her
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