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Valentine's Day, the singles' most dreaded holiday of the year, is around the corner. But you know what else is? Confectionery sales. Hence, it's a win all round. Nevertheless, now is also the time when some of the best dating jokes and jokes about being single emerge on the internet. Arguably, there is no better place to share dissatisfaction with the dating world *cough cough Tinder* or simply share one's experience in dating than with some funny tweets on Twitter.
Tweets about dating make up a big stack of content on Twitter. This might be because dating has never been more complicated than it is today. The emergence of situationships ("we like each other but not so much to start dating" -kinda relationships), hookup culture, and the treatment of people like buses ("missed this one, but there will be another one in 10 minutes") have significantly affected how people date (or more appropriately, "hang out") today. And ultimately, this is where the many funny tweets about dating originate from.
Below, we've compiled some funny tweets about dating apps, modern relationships, and dating in general that people have shared online. Dating tips included! We will leave it up to you whether you apply them or not. Found any funny tweet relatable? Make sure to give it an upvote. Also, what's your opinion about modern dating culture? Share your thoughts in the comments!
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DP 2(DP) 2 years ago
My call of duty mobile world chat is literally t1nder 😂
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Training for the ballet potteh 2 years ago
thats-not the point of this tweet
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
True story: If any girl dated me and had any notion of wearing my shirts, please be informed that she'll likely be a walking billboard for WWE and a few other rasslin' promotions XP
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A Wild Bean 2 years ago
Well who doesn't love the chup (I really hope someone gets the kmk reference lol)
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fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
But what about the rabbit on the moon? If it's made of cheese then why hasn't he eaten it yet?
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RagDollLali 2 years ago
My brother kisses my forehead when I see him, so does my mom. I always miss that when I'm unable to go visit them for a long period of time.
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NicoleighB 2 years ago
This is what the comment above meant when said (ex) girlfriends are meant to be scary 🤣😬
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Mentally Unhinged 2 years ago
Honestly I always thought those were a stupid idea tbh like what if they say no???
RagDollLali 2 years ago
In one of the higher end kitchens I worked at, we used to have idiots come in all the time and ask us the hide rings in champagne or food. We always refused to do it because we didn't want to be responsible for someone choking to death in the middle of the dining room. Nothing says romance like the Heimlich maneuver!
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DP 2(DP) 2 years ago (edited)
I laughed. This is depressing. They be dating Puss in Boots. 😂
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Morgan Leo 2 years ago
Auntie: So when are you gonna find aa bf and get married? Me: Auntie, I'm THIRTEEN.
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
I'm not happy alone, but it's a much less nerve wracking not happy than the one with somebody
Boii 2 years ago
This can't be high enough!! You don't need "your better half", you are complete already. You shouldn't wait for someone to come by and make you happy, you should find happiness within yourself. Being a happy single is way better than being in a relationship just so you don't need to be alone, that is not going to add to your mental health.
Neuridivergent 2 years ago
Being able to be happy alone is the best defense against getting into a bad relationship
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The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
Different people have different love languages, triggers, communication styles... like this isn't a one-size fits all. Compatibility seems more apparent in the beginning, but when you truly learn someone to the core... it changes everything.
Blue Mar 2 years ago (edited)
I thought is very interesting and very important. Like I love my hubby to bits but he is totally different and different things he would appreciate, he couldn't understand why some things are so important for me (fresh flowers at home) but we have learned each other and is no one way how people love. Love language has many forms, I like my flowers, he appreciate being alone for a while.
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DP 2(DP) 2 years ago
I mean..the lonely life is fine. (You’re never lonely, you have me!) that’s true. ( 🎶 It’s just me, myself and I 🎶)
GHOST CAT 2 years ago
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DP 2(DP) 2 years ago
I’m an introvert! That’s me! (Nobody cares, they didn’t mean you.) *flops on floor*
Morgan Leo 2 years ago
Dude! Get OUT THERE! You are going to find someone! (unless you don't want to and all these comments are sarcasm in which case nvm.)
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3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 2 years ago
I haven't even dated anyone, and I'm already done with love and dating.
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waddles 2 years ago (edited)
hmph a real man would summon their faithful wolves to carry said date through the window that the real man made with his head
French panda says ur worth it 2 years ago
I love ur name! Gravity falls, I presume?
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Neuridivergent 2 years ago
That is why you are supposed to listen to your friends. Assuming they have good judgment
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Neuridivergent 2 years ago
Reba mcentire covered this in "for my broken heart". "I guess the world ain't gonna stop for my broken heart"
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Neuridivergent 2 years ago
It is true that your brain patterns and habits match those around you. Don't let your good kid hangout with a bunch of trouble makers or they could become like them. But if your good has mostly good friends and 1 trouble maker, let the trouble maker hang with the group. It might make them a better person.
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Andy Frobig 2 years ago
I once accidentally slammed the tailgate of my minivan on my head and knocked myself out for a couple of seconds. My ex wife laughed so hard, for so long, that she had to write me a note asking if I was ok
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
Yup..... Meet some One like that lol, She would make an allready angry person angrier, i once went for a drive with her, whe where in the Middle of nowhere at 2 in the morning, and my car's clutch broke, now i can't shift, there for the car doesn't move, só i was pissed, 1st because it was late and we where stuck, 2nd because her dad was a big dude, 3rd because that sounded expencive, and all She did was laugh, to the point i told her, dude Im here stressing the f**k out and you're laughing, and that's when She explained to me that She laughed everytime She was nervous.... We where dating for Over 3 years by then...
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Morgan Leo 2 years ago
i be like... 🎵🎵AAAAAAAAALLLLLLL IIIIII WAAAAAAAAAANT, IIIIIIS TOOOOOO HOOOOOOOLD YOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRR HAAAAAAAAAAAAND🎵🎵
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Francine Govan 2 years ago
"I also scheduled a call for when we are meeting ... that's cool, right?" *my turn to flop backward*.
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Neuridivergent 2 years ago
That is ok. Married 10 years, together 15 and no Valentine's day presents. Only one mothers day present when i was pregnant with second. Given to me by mu four year old and purchased by my father in law. Yes, now ex
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Neuridivergent 2 years ago
You may have him in the cart, but there are still x number of other shoppers with him in the cart
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Neuridivergent 2 years ago
Wwho tf decided you can flirt via social media anyway? Laziest s**t i have heard of.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago (edited)
Sounds like it might become one big c*ck-up to me... *Opens door* Don't mind me, folks. I'll show myself out XP
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Jasmyn JAY 2 years ago
AAVE. Everyone doesn't speak the queens English love.
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Paulo Freitas 2 years ago (edited)
At least you still have the voices...... As opose to me that have nothing... " Goes cry in a corner "
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Kalikima 1 year ago
If I remember correctly, it's when you're having sex, but you're not officially a couple..
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If I remember correctly, it's when you're having sex, but you're not officially a couple..
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