Valentine's Day, the singles' most dreaded holiday of the year, is around the corner. But you know what else is? Confectionery sales. Hence, it's a win all round. Nevertheless, now is also the time when some of the best dating jokes and jokes about being single emerge on the internet. Arguably, there is no better place to share dissatisfaction with the dating world *cough cough Tinder* or simply share one's experience in dating than with some funny tweets on Twitter.
Tweets about dating make up a big stack of content on Twitter. This might be because dating has never been more complicated than it is today. The emergence of situationships ("we like each other but not so much to start dating" -kinda relationships), hookup culture, and the treatment of people like buses ("missed this one, but there will be another one in 10 minutes") have significantly affected how people date (or more appropriately, "hang out") today. And ultimately, this is where the many funny tweets about dating originate from.
Below, we've compiled some funny tweets about dating apps, modern relationships, and dating in general that people have shared online. Dating tips included! We will leave it up to you whether you apply them or not. Found any funny tweet relatable? Make sure to give it an upvote. Also, what's your opinion about modern dating culture? Share your thoughts in the comments!
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frrr i mean they're like pressured to say yes bc everyone around them is like SAY YESSSS
Auntie: So when are you gonna find aa bf and get married? Me: Auntie, I'm THIRTEEN.
Different people have different love languages, triggers, communication styles... like this isn't a one-size fits all. Compatibility seems more apparent in the beginning, but when you truly learn someone to the core... it changes everything.
Reba mcentire covered this in "for my broken heart". "I guess the world ain't gonna stop for my broken heart"
It is true that your brain patterns and habits match those around you. Don't let your good kid hangout with a bunch of trouble makers or they could become like them. But if your good has mostly good friends and 1 trouble maker, let the trouble maker hang with the group. It might make them a better person.
i be like... 🎵🎵AAAAAAAAALLLLLLL IIIIII WAAAAAAAAAANT, IIIIIIS TOOOOOO HOOOOOOOLD YOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRR HAAAAAAAAAAAAND🎵🎵
"I also scheduled a call for when we are meeting ... that's cool, right?" *my turn to flop backward*.
That is ok. Married 10 years, together 15 and no Valentine's day presents. Only one mothers day present when i was pregnant with second. Given to me by mu four year old and purchased by my father in law. Yes, now ex
You may have him in the cart, but there are still x number of other shoppers with him in the cart
Wwho tf decided you can flirt via social media anyway? Laziest s**t i have heard of.
Sounds like it might become one big c*ck-up to me... *Opens door* Don't mind me, folks. I'll show myself out XP
At least you still have the voices...... As opose to me that have nothing... " Goes cry in a corner "
