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Ever feel guilty for being lazy? Well, be prepared to feel better.

Recently, Twitter user Jake Visser asked the Internet "How lazy are you?", and the responses he got were simply next-level. We've put them together in this list below and once you're through it, trust me, you'll feel a whole lot better about your own laziness - maybe even relatively productive.

Like this post? Then click here to see 15+ People Who Took Laziness To Another Level. If you're not too lazy that is....

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#1

How Lazy Are You?

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viktoh..
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I neatly use clothes.....so as not to get dirty....for reuse.....just to avoid washing

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    #4

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this would be called a depression and is really a sad thing. Unless you have been exercising too much. Or you have a baby...

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    #5

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Corniceman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimmy, your definition of "Comfortable" must be a bit different from mine, eh?

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    #6

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Kellie Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I speed press the start button 6 times to set 3 minutes because I'm too lazy to move around to each different number.

    Catherine Henry
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, except I put in 55:55 so I can just start and stop for the next couple of meals without having to punch more numbers -_-

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My microwave starts at :30 when you press the start button. I just push it a few times. This isn't really because im lazy, it's because I can't think clearly when I first wake up.

    Teddy O'Malley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I only I didn't likely have OCD and felt like I could use a time that isn't divisible by five. But no, it must be divisible by five.

    Teddy O'Malley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a ten minutes (it felt like it anyway) argument about cooking pizza rolls in the microwave because HER OCD dictated that it be divisible by four instead of five. Four doesn't even make sense!

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    Cakes94
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just hit the +30 seconds button anytime i use the microwave. 😂

    Mr. Bojangles
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is brilliant!! I'm must remember this

    Sarah White
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one every one else in my family does! Or they press start but I can't handle it! I put things in for the exact amount of time that I know they need to be in there for (using either instructions or....Past experience. Many eggs exploded before I found the right time)

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just push the "Start" button instead? Duhhh!

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all nukers have that feature, especially older ones. You actually have to enter a time for the start button to do anything on those.

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    #9

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Soccerluv
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone see what time she posted?!? Demons hour and minute!!!!!!!

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    #10

    How Lazy Are You?

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    #11

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Aybike Avşar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just simple migraine attack my dear.. sleeping much causes pain, sleeping more cures :)

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    #14

    How Lazy Are You?

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    SuicidalSylveon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had to use a measuring cup as a spoon as no one wanted to do the dishes

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    #15

    How Lazy Are You?

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just have a bedside light instead? :O

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    #16

    How Lazy Are You?

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    CharlieK
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you know you are not addicted to it, which is a good thing. ;D

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    #17

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Marzo Florida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why these people have so much laundry. Sometimes I just wear the same clothes

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    #20

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Teija
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried that too but eventually (soon) you just have to go.

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    #21

    How Lazy Are You?

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to keep your weight down. Perhaps we should all try that one. :D

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    #23

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how do you close them, put things in, and get thing out?

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    #24

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Luna Kittenwarrior
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just kick it in the floor heater vent and watch it melt though the crevases ;-;

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    #26

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Kasa Alex
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could do this but an empty stomach keeps me awake :(

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    #27

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Ashley Dopp
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then what shields you from all the serial killers?

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    #30

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    Balázs Verő
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's OK! I just read an article about how money can you buy happiness: if you spend it on things that save you time. So you are doing it right.

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    #31

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Heather Keedy Bateman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol--but the demon on top of the table has issues with that. xD

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    #32

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one I like & it took imagination !

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    #33

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like I did in 5th grade every Friday so I wouldn't have to take the pop quiz

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    #36

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Marzo Florida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes my homework is in my backpack, and I just tell myself it's too much work to get it out of there :)

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    #38

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Ivana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my kid did that then I would grab every lamp, flashlight, and flashing thing in the house and bring it in their room and turn them all on. If their room was positioned right, I would also use the car lights and put on the high beams to shine into their window.

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    #39

    How Lazy Are You?

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    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not 'lazy'. That's a lack of 'self-respect'.

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    #40

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    #41

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As in the pics b4, eat off plastic bag. yeah 2 lazy to spell b4

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    #43

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    Ms. Understood
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too lazy. That cereal needs to be respected more. (you can't even get the optical amount of cereal)

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    #44

    How Lazy Are You?

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    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier solution, don't sort your silverware in the drawer, just put them in a pencil cup on the counter.

    #45

    How Lazy Are You?

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    #46

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