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How Lazy Are You? 46 Of The Best Responses That’ll Make You Feel Better About Your Own Mess
Ever feel guilty for being lazy? Well, be prepared to feel better.
Recently, Twitter user Jake Visser asked the Internet "How lazy are you?", and the responses he got were simply next-level. We've put them together in this list below and once you're through it, trust me, you'll feel a whole lot better about your own laziness - maybe even relatively productive.
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Jimmy, your definition of "Comfortable" must be a bit different from mine, eh?
I speed press the start button 6 times to set 3 minutes because I'm too lazy to move around to each different number.
Same here, except I put in 55:55 so I can just start and stop for the next couple of meals without having to punch more numbers -_-
My microwave starts at :30 when you press the start button. I just push it a few times. This isn't really because im lazy, it's because I can't think clearly when I first wake up.
If I only I didn't likely have OCD and felt like I could use a time that isn't divisible by five. But no, it must be divisible by five.
I once had a ten minutes (it felt like it anyway) argument about cooking pizza rolls in the microwave because HER OCD dictated that it be divisible by four instead of five. Four doesn't even make sense!
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This is one every one else in my family does! Or they press start but I can't handle it! I put things in for the exact amount of time that I know they need to be in there for (using either instructions or....Past experience. Many eggs exploded before I found the right time)
Not all nukers have that feature, especially older ones. You actually have to enter a time for the start button to do anything on those.
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That's just simple migraine attack my dear.. sleeping much causes pain, sleeping more cures :)
I once had to use a measuring cup as a spoon as no one wanted to do the dishes
I don't understand why these people have so much laundry. Sometimes I just wear the same clothes
I just kick it in the floor heater vent and watch it melt though the crevases ;-;
That's OK! I just read an article about how money can you buy happiness: if you spend it on things that save you time. So you are doing it right.
Lol--but the demon on top of the table has issues with that. xD
Sometimes my homework is in my backpack, and I just tell myself it's too much work to get it out of there :)
Too lazy. That cereal needs to be respected more. (you can't even get the optical amount of cereal)
As John L commented on one of them: many of these entries do not truly reflect lazyness but rather unrational demotivation. The described acts often are rather stupid than lazy. If I am a lazy, I want to avoid work and hassles...if I act in a way where not doing a small action now leads to massive work later, just postponed, I am a procrastionator, and most likely also a bit dumb. At least for me lazyness ends where it gets uncomfortable...but probably I am just too practical thinking. (And no, I also quite often just take the fresh cuttlery directily from the dishwasher and am too lazy too put it in the shelf...).
The laundry thing , most of us dont get to do it on time. But personal hygene stuff that is a realy bad habit that could lead to medical stuff .
my housemate is the greatest person I've ever known by the way
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This is sooo relatablee! I cannot believe how funny #24 actually was. Even though I'm not proud of them I probably did more than half of the tweets about laziness. Honestly, a hilarious list made my day! Not only that you made me laugh during quarantine but also gave me inspiration to do my own post about the smart things lazy people do in order to save time! Check it out: https://lazywise.com/smart-things-lazy-people-do-to-save-time-and-effort/ Overall nice post Ruta, I'm waiting for your feedback.
A lot of these were not laziness, just stupidity. "Work smarter, not harder". If you create more work for yourself, you are being foolish.
Some times even if I can put something away I leave it on the counter and tell my dad to put it away cause "I am to short"
I am very short and when I want something on the top shelf I climb on the counter instead of getting the stool
One day my dad said he would pay me for the chores I do I do chores but he says not enough when I'm the reason the house isn't a mess
If the dishwasher doesn't clean a dish it stays in the dish washer until it's clean
I appreciate these shorts, bc Im starting to realize Im very hard on myself.
I keep picturing that scene from spongebob with the salty spittoon but instead of tough it's lazy.
I don't like to think I'm lazy, I just like to think some things are worth more of my time spent doing- thus others get shorted.
As John L commented on one of them: many of these entries do not truly reflect lazyness but rather unrational demotivation. The described acts often are rather stupid than lazy. If I am a lazy, I want to avoid work and hassles...if I act in a way where not doing a small action now leads to massive work later, just postponed, I am a procrastionator, and most likely also a bit dumb. At least for me lazyness ends where it gets uncomfortable...but probably I am just too practical thinking. (And no, I also quite often just take the fresh cuttlery directily from the dishwasher and am too lazy too put it in the shelf...).
The laundry thing , most of us dont get to do it on time. But personal hygene stuff that is a realy bad habit that could lead to medical stuff .
my housemate is the greatest person I've ever known by the way
Load More Replies... This is sooo relatablee! I cannot believe how funny #24 actually was. Even though I'm not proud of them I probably did more than half of the tweets about laziness. Honestly, a hilarious list made my day! Not only that you made me laugh during quarantine but also gave me inspiration to do my own post about the smart things lazy people do in order to save time! Check it out: https://lazywise.com/smart-things-lazy-people-do-to-save-time-and-effort/ Overall nice post Ruta, I'm waiting for your feedback.
A lot of these were not laziness, just stupidity. "Work smarter, not harder". If you create more work for yourself, you are being foolish.
Some times even if I can put something away I leave it on the counter and tell my dad to put it away cause "I am to short"
I am very short and when I want something on the top shelf I climb on the counter instead of getting the stool
One day my dad said he would pay me for the chores I do I do chores but he says not enough when I'm the reason the house isn't a mess
If the dishwasher doesn't clean a dish it stays in the dish washer until it's clean
I appreciate these shorts, bc Im starting to realize Im very hard on myself.
I keep picturing that scene from spongebob with the salty spittoon but instead of tough it's lazy.
I don't like to think I'm lazy, I just like to think some things are worth more of my time spent doing- thus others get shorted.
