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Snakes? Those adorable little creatures don’t scare me. Heights? No big deal, I'd go bungee jumping tomorrow. Spending a week night at a loud, crowded event where I don’t know anyone and will be forced to socialize with strangers? The horror!

If your ideal evening involves spending time at home with your dog and a documentary, while the idea of attending a party fills you with dread, you just might have FOGO, or the fear of going out. And while there is no known cure for this condition, there can be comfort in knowing that you’re not alone (in your desire to be alone). Below, you'll find some of our favorite recent posts from the FOGO Instagram page, as well as conversations with author and creator of Introvert Spring, Michaela Chung, and Yadirichi Oyibo, founder of Diary Of An Introvert. So enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote all of the tweets that make your antisocial self feel seen!

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I Feel Like This Is Exactly How Kindergartners Find Their New Best Friends Yet We Feel Shame As Adults? I Say Embrace Your Inner 5 Year Old And Become Besties With Your New Banana Buddy, Ingrid. Sounds Like You Two Have A Lot In Common ❤️

I Feel Like This Is Exactly How Kindergartners Find Their New Best Friends Yet We Feel Shame As Adults? I Say Embrace Your Inner 5 Year Old And Become Besties With Your New Banana Buddy, Ingrid. Sounds Like You Two Have A Lot In Common ❤️

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Banana buddies is a new social movement with a great deal of appeal. Folks are flocking to it in bunches.

tom
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I upvoted you but please let yourself out

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Mayra
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So wholesome ☺️ Also the longest title ever

Roger9er
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's make a deal: that we nod to each other when we see one eat a banana: so we know we both are Banana Buddies.

Donna Drizin
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Little things like that make life worth living.

ConstantlyJon
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can just see the scale of the awkwardness.

Let’s Be Kind
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When Covid first hit, masks weren’t readily available so some people wore bandannas. In the grocery line, the woman in front of me was wearing a red patterned bandanna, very “cowboy” looking, over her nose and mouth. She turned around and before I could stop myself, I said, “Yee-haw, ride ‘em cowboy!” She just stared at me with a weird look in her eyes. So awkward. I suddenly remembered I had “forgotten” something and I quickly left the line!🫢😬😳

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We’ve all heard of FOMO, the fear of missing out, but are you familiar with the term FOGO? It’s for those of us on the opposite end of the spectrum, who would rather spend Saturday night curled up with their cat and a good book than out at a club meeting new people. There’s nothing wrong with being afflicted by FOMO or FOGO, but if the idea of being at a party or surrounded by people you don’t know gives you the heebie-jeebies, we’ve got a safe space for you right here, pandas.

The Fear of Going Out Instagram page is beloved by introverts and antisocial individuals galore. It has shared over 8,000 memes, tweets and photos over the years and has amassed an impressive 235k followers. Whether you struggle to find a balance between having a flourishing social life and enjoying cozy nights in or every single phone call you have to make fills you with dread, we’re sure you’ll find some relatable content on this list. So enjoy scrolling through, and enjoy the moments of peace and quiet you have to do so.  

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    #2

    What I Wouldn’t Give To Hear What Insults Gordon Ramsey Would Direct At A Babbling Brook 🙌

    What I Wouldn’t Give To Hear What Insults Gordon Ramsey Would Direct At A Babbling Brook 🙌

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    Great And Holy Pangolin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing I’ve always wanted to see would be Gordon Ramsey and Simon cowell swapping professions and roasting each other as they go

    Gabby M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of sandwich are you? A happy little sandwich :)

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon wouldn't disrespect anything babbling. Professional courtesy.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does enough babbling for everything and everyone, lol.

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    Nilsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at Gordon Ramsey working with children, and he's really good at it! Things can be fixed, he's there to help. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBFnbJkGKXo

    Cats are cute
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed more than I should’ve😂🤣😆

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    To learn more about what it's like to need alone time to recharge, we reached out to Michaela Chung, creator of Introvert Spring and author of The Irresistible Introvert: Harness The Power of Quiet Charisma in a Loud World. Michaela was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and explain what being an introvert means to her.

    "Being an introvert means I gain energy from solitude and lose energy in stimulating environments," she explained. "I recognize that I have different needs and challenges than extroverts in social situations. I may need to take more thoughtful pauses in conversation, leave early, or schedule in fewer activities—and that's okay."

    #3

    Looking For Investors For This. It’s Urgent

    Looking For Investors For This. It’s Urgent

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contact me. I will make that call to the non-showing-up-contractor. My father taught me everything I know.

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, 10/10 would help others, about 6/10 at helping myself, I would definitely sign up for myself for the other 40%!

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep an eye on that app or you'll be expected to show up for dinner with family and a night out with friends.

    Ent Hugger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    extrovert here - i volunteer as tribute! but seriously who knew i could make a living off a rich, eccentric shut-in! i've wasted so much time!! too bad howard hughes isn't hiring........ or.. ya know, alive.

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would download that in a heartbeat… hurry up and create this!

    Lucia B...
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These days it can also be called 'a virtual assistant'

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you can text it or complete an online form to use it, obviously

    Theora Fifty-five Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an extrovert with social anxiety, need the app.

    Jane Doe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why people get married. “You guys are so different! How does that work?” Efficiently.

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    #4

    *slow Clap That Slowly Becomes Thunderous Applause*

    *slow Clap That Slowly Becomes Thunderous Applause*

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    Great And Holy Pangolin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s genuinely amazing, I’m proud of your ingenuity.

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine they say: "you can't do it alone, we're coming with you".

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, "Christians" will do anything to push their beliefs on other people.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing the concert t-shirt as proof of your work.

    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... at the next gathering in the culthouse.

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    tom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done! I'm sure that God approved

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God: mmh ok. BUT JUST THIS TIME

    Evelyn Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grew up 'extremely Baptist,' too. That's some next level sh*t right there!

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    When it comes to the perks of being an introvert, Michaela shared, "Introverts are capable of great focus, self-reflection and creativity. We also tend to be very observant. Our calm personality gives people space to relax and be themselves. We're the ultimate Netflix and Chill partners (emphasis on the 'chill')."

    On the other hand, Michaela noted that having limited energy to socialize can be really frustrating. "We may want to go to all the weekend parties, but only have the social batteries for one event," she explained. "It's hard not to feel guilty for saying no and staying home."

    #5

    If It Is On My Mind, It Counts As Mindfulness… Right?

    If It Is On My Mind, It Counts As Mindfulness… Right?

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    Birgit M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, that's exactly me.....

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. I argue with myself all weekend until it's about midnight on Sunday. Then I start cleaning my apartment. I usually finish around 3am and I'm exhausted all day Monday. But do I learn a lesson from that? Nope. I do it all over again the next weekend! This has been going on for years now. Procrastination is an extreme sport for me. :)

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    Simona M.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was me and it led me to burnout.

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch tv uncomfortably with a laptop on my crossed legs swearing I'll start it soon... but I don't. I never do... but hey our intentions were good, right?

    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are mirrors. I think good intentions should count as much as actually doing the thing.

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    BC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I adidas that today! (It’s my day ‘off’…)

    Let’s Be Kind
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this will help? I do one chore a weekday, it takes about 5-10 minutes at the most. Monday laundry, Tuesday dust the house, skip Wednesday, Thursday clean the bathroom, etc., etc. It works pretty well most the time and I find by the weekend, IF I actually DO my chores, my house is clean and I can go play and/or relax!

    MD
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this exact moment, this is too real.

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    #6

    You Know Those People Who Can Stand In The Same Spot In An Art Museum For Hours Staring At A Single Painting? I Get It Now

    You Know Those People Who Can Stand In The Same Spot In An Art Museum For Hours Staring At A Single Painting? I Get It Now

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    tom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I got totally stoned in Amsterdam and looked at Van Gogh's Irises for what seemed like hours

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a t-shirt with that on it. I wear it a lot

    Pigeon (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! I lost it like a month and a half ago, and it made me very sad.

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    Lost Penny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a t-shirt that says exactly that.

    FireSwirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that title is me but with the zoo, I could watch a baby flamingo do absolutely nothing for hours

    feelthefebreze
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yall weird af like imagine being so antisocial that you want a sign in your house that says "ew, people"

    Kokichi Ouma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it." "I NEED ITTTTTT!!!"

    Mama Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this acceptable to bring to the office?

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    Michaela also set the record straight about the common misconception that introverts are antisocial. "We're actually selectively social," she noted. "For example, the introvert confidence coaching clients I work with genuinely want to connect with the right people. They'd rather have meaningful conversations with a few like minded people than make mindless small talk with a room full of strangers."

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    #7

    My Favorite Part Of The Transaction Is When The Panic Sets In 🙌🙌

    My Favorite Part Of The Transaction Is When The Panic Sets In 🙌🙌

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    Harley
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not one to usually brag but I just want everyone to know that my credit card company calls me almost every day just to tell me my balance is outstanding.

    Bols
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... that means random phone calls from unknown person every day, what a nightmare :D

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you shopped at an Aldi’s lately ? The new self checkout voice badgers you every 3.45 seconds to either put something on the price reader, or pay your damn bill. I’ve told her more than once to p**s off !

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! They're so mean! Mine yelled at me when I put in red onion instead of yellow onion in the veggie tray thing. It was literally like she wAs actually frustrated! Get rid of them because the old lady that used to ring us up was awesome, I didn't have to bag my own stuff or make veggie stickers and she wasn't insulted when I didn't want conversation. How are we paying MORE to be our own cashier and bagger and taker-to-the-car-er guy? Blah

    Giles McArdell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The company I work for is so nice, every day I get an email for "Outstanding work".

    imontape
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The card: i'm the captain now!

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it told that to me I’d probably purposely leave my card in

    Donna Drizin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why when robots take over we will sheepishly let them

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    Michaela also wants to assure readers that "it's okay to be an introvert! I always encourage introverts to embrace their quiet strengths. It is possible to confidently socialize in your own introverted way—no extroversion required."

    If you'd like to learn more from Michaela or reach out to her for dating or confidence coaching, be sure to visit Introvert Spring!

    #8

    Stouffer’s B4 Broffers, Amirite?

    Stouffer’s B4 Broffers, Amirite?

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    Deborah B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matches? We don't even have profiles on dating sites, and we have clean kitchens, undisputed control of the entertainment system of our choice, and adorable fluffy roommates to cuddle. The stigma is defensive ploy of the patriarchy, because once you go cat(lady), you won't go back.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read that as microwaving the cat’s meals?

    Reyes
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it as microwaving the cat for dinner.

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of a paradise that you can built by yourself, actually.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now! I actually prefer to use the oven to heat my frozen meals!

    ️Crystal️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...that is my hell, you can have it 😞

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we also have that, as its invention is due anyway? My cat is a woman. That should qualify us!

    Wysteria_Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my husband and marriage, I swear. But what I wouldn't give to eat cereal for dinner more often so cooking and cleaning dishes weren't such a hassle.

    Demongrrrrl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cereal for dinner and cold pizza for breakfast! I'm living la vida loca!

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    #9

    *is Excited For Bed Time Literally All Day Long, Since The Second I Woke Up Tbh* *finally Gets In Bed* *stares At Phone For Three Hours*

    *is Excited For Bed Time Literally All Day Long, Since The Second I Woke Up Tbh* *finally Gets In Bed* *stares At Phone For Three Hours*

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    Harley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend ask me if she could crash on my couch tonight. I had to explain to her that I’m married now and that’s where my husband sleeps.

    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sleep on the couch most of the time. My husband goes to bed like two hours earlier than me, and then proceeds to toss and turn and snore.

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    Mama Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couch sleepy is like let me close my eyes for a minute *SNORES*. Bed sleepy is like let me move my pillow a quarter of an inch to the left, my blanket needs to be exactly at this latitude and longitude, my body has to be at 92.89 degree position on the bed.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living alone means going to bed is wherever you fall asleep, my couch is my primary bed. My bed is primarily to show off my pillows.

    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. When I lived alone I would pretty much always sleep on the couch.

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    Rainstorm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yesterday I got up at like 11 pm to get water and I made eye contact with my dad who was lying on the couch and after like 5 seconds of awkward silence I asked him why he was lying on the couch. His response? "Don't you ever get tired of laying in your bed?" This man was laying on the couch for a change of scerary.

    SourQueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one hit me. I totally relate.

    Megalodon Meg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleeping on the couch is for dead people. IYKYK

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep on couch? Just think, I will just close my eyes and ggen go to bed in ten minutes... 😏

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    While the internet might love poking fun at us less social folks, there are plenty of benefits that being an introvert can bring you. According to Walden University, introverts are often extremely creative, excel in academic performance, find themselves getting more sleep than extroverts, are great at communicating in the business world and can use their listening and observational skills to be wonderful leaders. Just because extroverts are often louder and demand more attention doesn’t mean that introverts deserve to shine any less. They just might need to hide from the spotlight to rest and recharge every now and then.    

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    #10

    Plz Be Here For Me But Not Like Here Here. Over There Here

    Plz Be Here For Me But Not Like Here Here. Over There Here

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    D. Pitbull
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quite honestly believe this is why many of those 'lasting marriages' actually last.

    keyboardtek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Separate bedrooms helps. Separate houses would be even better.

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still believe a happy marriage involves 2 houses interconnected. You both live in your own and unbolt the connecting door and leave it ajar if you want company.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Go away, give me a chance to miss you - say goodbye, it'll make me want to kiss you. I love you so, much more when you're not here..."

    Raumpfleger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents of a friend had to move into a senior residence a few years back. My friend tried hard and managed to find a place where they can share an apartment only to be asked by them if he was f....ing crazy. Same house: yes, same room: absolutely not. We laughed really hard on this story and his face telling it.

    Mama Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. You don't have to be joined at the hips at all times.

    TheElderNom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I'd say it is healthy! Both partners should have a life outside the relationship.

    Mel Rupp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Together for 40 years--and no word of a lie, my friends.

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    We also reached out to Yadirichi Oyibo, founder of Diary Of An Introvert, to hear her thoughts on this topic, and she was kind enough to open up with Bored Panda about being an introvert. “Being an introvert isn't just a fancy psychological term I tend to use; it's my way of life,” Yadirichi shared. “It's where my creativity blooms, and it gives my life a sense of purpose.”

    “Introversion lets me do some deep soul-searching and connect with people on a genuine level. And guess what? It's not just for introverts; it's something the whole world uses,” she explained. 

    #11

    Ya Had Me At “Disgusting Pile Of Goo” 🙌🙌

    Ya Had Me At “Disgusting Pile Of Goo” 🙌🙌

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    Velveteen Worm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am currently in the caterpillar soup phase of life

    Lunakadi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally under a down comforter topped by a weighted blanket with my head in a pillow fort and snuggled up against my snoozing corgi as I’m reading this.

    Dirk Daring
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine going into a coma and waking up with some dopeass wings

    ano nym
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where Goonies come from...

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you Jennifer!

    Let’s Be Kind
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best revenge in life, no matter who/what caused your pain, is to live a truly beautiful life. Do what brings you joy. Create beauty. If sitting on the couch brings you comfort, add a hot beverage or a flower in a vase within view, just something small and simple can warm the heart. Do it for yourself, you are important.

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    #12

    My X-Men Power Is Sneaking Out Without Saying Goodbye ✌️

    My X-Men Power Is Sneaking Out Without Saying Goodbye ✌️

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is 100% true! I recently had to leave the house 3 days in a row (after fixing my hair/putting on makeup) and interact with others. It's probably going to take me a week to recuperate! My family are all extroverts so they just think I'm weird. But I really DO have a social battery with limited power.

    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would leave you alone for 72 hours, just to be sure (and safe).

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shout out to those perky people who somehow start out with a personality. Me staring through the window wondering what that feels like.

    Let’s Be Kind
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David, you’re probably just an introvert, and that’s ok! If we compare ourselves to others, we will always be better or worse than someone else, so live the life you have! It’s worth it, there is, has never been, nor will ever be another you.

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    we don't talk about me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My social meter ran out when I was 6 but I was too stupid to realize it until I turned 12 My gf says I don't talk enough :I

    SPQRBob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. The classic "Irish Goodbye". Peace and chicken grease!

    Let’s Be Kind
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introverts, we get this. It’s ok to cocoon when we get “peopled out.”

    iBlank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel it creeping up some times when I'm out. Like I know the carriage is about to turn into a pumpkin

    Anna Simonis Rivera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s an aspect of me that I am amazed by. Smiling one minute and then the next minute I can’t. It’s like a switch gets turned off.

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    “Imagine a world where nobody takes a moment to think about things. We'd all be like zombies,” Yadirichi told Bored Panda. “But, introspection helps us stay true to ourselves while contributing to society. So, for me, being an introvert isn't just a personality trait; it's the quiet glue holding the world together.”

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    #13

    All Makes A Bit More Sense Now, Eh?

    All Makes A Bit More Sense Now, Eh?

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    Raumpfleger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother is temporarily living with us due to longer renovations. Can't count anymore, how often I heard "oh, thats why you are like this" from my wife during the last months.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name/handle checks out. I have no idea if it's true, but it checks out.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYBODY HAVING HORRIBLE PARENTS?! AM I LIVING A PRIVILEGED LIFE OR SOMETHIN'?!

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably. But just because parents make you say, "oh.... that explains it" doesn't mean they were monstrous or abusive.

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    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son brought his girlfriend (now wife) to our house many years ago. As they were leaving she said to me "I'm so glad I got to meet you, it explains so much about ****!" I'm still not sure how to take that.

    whaaaaaaaaaa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes Elon Musk is my father too

    Gemma Gilbert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moved nearer to my in-laws, I now totally understand why my husband is the way he is. The stupid lies from his parents are ridiculous, and never about anything important.

    #BoyMom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just spent a weekend with my family while my husband and. Either in law just shook their heads and laughed at us.

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    #14

    Pretty Sure I’m About To Be The Winner Of The Argument I’m Having In My Head With My High School Math Teacher Who, Circa 2003, Was The Worst

    Pretty Sure I’m About To Be The Winner Of The Argument I’m Having In My Head With My High School Math Teacher Who, Circa 2003, Was The Worst

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    Raelene Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still doing this with things I did as a child every day and I'm 55, believe me it doesn't get better you just have many many more moments of totally cringeworthyness

    Skip62
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I practice in the shower for arguments that will probably never happen.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    literally am doing this now at work. f**k that lady.

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    #15

    This Is The *exact* Energy I Seek To Embody As I Get Older

    This Is The *exact* Energy I Seek To Embody As I Get Older

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go granny, I like the way you think…

    RandomEpiBioPerson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?! I'm glad we have caller ID because of someone calls and I don't have the bandwidth to speak to them at the time, I'll let it go to voicemail, wait about an hour, then MAYBE text them and ask what they were calling about. My phone is always on vibrate, so I don't always notice a call has come in, so it is a useful excuse.

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    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to find out youre not the favored grandkid

    we don't talk about me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 17, my dad wanted to talk to me when I was in my room. I told him my gf was in my room, and his exact response was, "No, she's in Michigan". It still confuses me to this day how he knew.

    EmBree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tell people that I don't want to talk and I have never had any problems with it. The ones that have something important to say do so quickly while the others simply end the call.

    O_circularbeing_O
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My excuse is always “i cant talk im having a conversation” or “i have to go soon” or “my internet’s bad rn, it’ll glitch out”

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't want to talk to their grandchild?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when you grow up, an imaginary friend can have its uses.

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called my Grandparents once and their excuse to not talk to me until tomorrow was “we’re doing Grandma’s toenails”

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    When it comes to the best aspects of being an introvert, Yadirichi shared, “The coolest part about being an introvert is that it makes me unique. No two introverts are the same. We might look similar on the outside, but our inner worlds are like uncharted territories.” 

    The founder also noted that being introverted freed her from the pressure to fit in. “Sure, I tried to be like everyone else during my childhood, but over time, I've come to love my quirks,” she explained. “Now, I wear my introverted nature with pride, knowing I've got something special to offer. Plus, nobody expects me to be anything other than myself, and that's pretty awesome.”

    #16

    Apparently I’ve Been 40 Since I Was 25?

    Apparently I’ve Been 40 Since I Was 25?

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50s I have an outrageous opinion on everything that will make you uncomfortable 60s Just ignore them they are old.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree with the 50s - always a good idea NOT to ask my opinion on anything, AND I mean anything.

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    Princess Mar-li Cathryn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 41 and the problem is, while 99% of the time, I feel exactly like the last part, when I find someone I actually DO want to get to know I revert back to the first sentence. But, no, I cannot be 'normal' enough, long enough for them to like me.

    LandAhoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they liked you originally doing the last part, as your authentic self, but were less keen when you started trying to be normal/ be liked. I don't know, I ask myself the same question sometimes

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    TeaAndWhimsy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no 50's - I'm going to bed, tidy up and lock the door on your way out

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right now I’m in my teens and apparently I’m already acting like I’m in my thirties, which is funny because apparently I also look like I’m thirty

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50’s, don’t really care if anyone agrees with me, I know who I am, I know my truth, and I’m ok with it!

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    #17

    No. Thank You!

    No. Thank You!

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    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you make plans with someone and you both telepathically decide to forget to remind me each other the day of, delightful 😊

    whaaaaaaaaaa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it can indeed be relieving because I'm not actually mentally prepared to go out but some other times it can make me feel sad when people just find excuses to push me away. Like let's not make plans in the first place. I obviously don't mean all people do it with this intention but many times people have

    feelthefebreze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why the f**k would you make plans in the first place you dumbass b***h

    Cynthia Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's polite to pretend to be disappointed, but not overdo it. I try to do that.

    Kim Pearce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this f****n s**t. Make plans if you want to, don't if you don't want to. Why complicate it

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get, like, jump-up-and-down excited!

    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s just a social dance we do. They hoped you would cancel, at which point you would apologize and they would secretly relieved.

    Andrea Steinacher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just the other day I was complimented by my lifelong friend, that it´s only me and her sister who perfectly understand about looking happily forward to an event and then cancelling it because on the supposed day all the energy has run out

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    #18

    Feeling Aggressively Seen Tbh

    Feeling Aggressively Seen Tbh

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    A Wild Bean (they/them/any)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3) Doing absolutely nothing because I'm stressing over all the things I have yet to do

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been stuck in mode 3 for months.

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. My favourite animals ever are bee and sloth because I only have to physical states/modes of going/being: I'm either doing nothing&sleep a lot &enjoy food &happy being left alone or being incredibly busy (two jobs, 4kids, well organized...).

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in a constant state of 2 but I never do the things

    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2) “Since you’re done with all these things, could you help me do all these other things?” ~everyone else.

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly have all the things scheduled for next week and will be doing nothing the following three

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called ADHD and it's a wild ride...

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    Yadirichi does recognize, however, that there are some downsides to being introverted. “For one, I can get so comfy with my own company that I forget the importance of building relationships. Let's be real; we all need people in our lives,” she shared. “More so, being an introvert sometimes makes me cling to my comfort zone like it's my lifeline. While comfort zones are great for brewing ideas, there's a whole world out there where we can share our talents and make a difference.”

    #19

    *meows*

    *meows*

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    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I stopped trying to act anything you get what you are given

    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey wanted to check in and hopefully everything went well, and if you don't want to say then its ok, but i just wanted to check in and see how your stepdaughters baby is doing? (edit: and your family and you)

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    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok, luv. Once you get past 40 you just stop trying. And it feels GREAT.

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    amen! or sooner lol... i officially turn 40 tomorrow and i gave up yeeeaaaars ago! it does feel great :)

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    #20

    All Of The Above, Sugar *winks Seductively With Both Eyes*

    All Of The Above, Sugar *winks Seductively With Both Eyes*

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be bragging with that username. It's more like something you work hard to hide.

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is awesome, but it’s not when you’re both depressed and lazy because then you can’t get up for another 40 minutes because it’s too comfy

    we don't talk about me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm depressed and laying down is f*****g awesome

    Al Jameson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lying down f**king is definitely awesome.

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    #21

    I Pay Roughly $83 Per Day For The Right To Live In My Home… “Going Big” Simply Means I’d M Be Wasting Money

    I Pay Roughly $83 Per Day For The Right To Live In My Home… “Going Big” Simply Means I’d M Be Wasting Money

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    Catherine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Home is where my bed, all my snacks, my PJs are, and only my cats judge me :D

    Kar Red Roses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything I need is at Home, including friends, pets, and entertainment. Why go out?

    AliJanx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $2500/month to live with your dad???

    AliJanx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nvr mind I figured it out. I may need glasses

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I never understood. If someone gave me to "Die as a king" or "Live as a coward" then I am ABSOLUTELY CHOOSING THE LIVING OPTION.

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    She also busted a few of the common myths that surround introverts. “That we're all shy, timid, arrogant, or just plain incapable. The ‘incapable’ myth gets under my skin the most because introverts aren't any less capable due to our quieter nature,” Yadirichi noted. “We've got skills aplenty, but we might express them in more subtle ways. We'd rather avoid the spotlight and let our actions speak for us.”

    #22

    Are You Mad At Me: A Memoir By Me

    Are You Mad At Me: A Memoir By Me

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like there should be an app on your phone that notifies you every time someone hits a you’re not in trouble/it’s fine button a bit like a a “like button” on their phone when talking to you.

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like that wouldn’t help me because I’d feel like they’re just lying to me

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    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then you would wonder, “Are they just saying they’re not mad?”

    Errrm..wot?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaaaaa..... you're the best!!!

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would make you answer a phonecall in where someone tells you "we're cool" every two seconds, which would cause only more anxiety....!

    KOTLC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GUYS I just saw a guy introduce his dog to the dog in the car beside him smile then go into the store :) ( the dogs are safe)

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Someone could tell me I'm their favorite person in the world. I'll feel amazing for about 4 minutes until I wonder, "What if they were joking....."

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if that worked, mine wouldn't be cured because mine isn't social. :(

    Sara Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! But my mom takes it another step! I have to ARGUE with her to CONVINCE her that I'm telling her the trust EVERY D*MN TIME!

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    #23

    Ah Yes, House Cleaners Who Work For $30 And Want No Tips, And 25 Year Olds Who Make $615 In Monthly Donations. I Love Science Fiction ❤️

    Ah Yes, House Cleaners Who Work For $30 And Want No Tips, And 25 Year Olds Who Make $615 In Monthly Donations. I Love Science Fiction ❤️

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    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait…how do you get internet for $20 a month? What don’tI know about?

    Pip W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $825 a MONTH for rent???? Where??

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Akron, Ohio. I'm renting a 3br for 700/month. The downside is that I live in Ohio.

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    scag$y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, back in the real world...

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so divorced from reality that I can't even come up with something funny or snide to say about it.

    Kaykay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is rent $825?! Not anywhere where a 25 yo would actually make 100000. Oh wait. We’re talking about Narnia……yea we’re talking about Narnia. Idiots

    LandAhoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most places in the world. Look at the city of Bradford, UK or Plovdiv, Bulgaria or New Dehli, India. If it is referring to within the USA then look at any small town that isn't by a major city.

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $825 rent - so you have 3 other roommates? And what house cleaner works for $30 a month? I’m confused…

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They supposedly donate that much each month. I think the person who wrote the headlines misunderstood the chart.

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does minimum wage add up to $100K per year? Three consecutive jobs?

    Lally’s Maid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't be that excellent with money if they don't have any savings? Just living month to month but feeling superior for their donations? I can say this because I'm skint

    rullyman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very bizarre to donate the equivalent of 3/4ths of your rent. I've never known anyone to have recurring donations of more than £20 or so.

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    AlyDawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $600 in DONATIONS????? They spelled taxes wrong, and the math is incorrect.

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    #24

    One Time In Middle School I Called My Friend Eleni And Her Dad Answered The Phone And I Said “Hi Is Eleni There?” And Her Dad Shouted “Eleni! Your Friend With Horrible Phone Etiquette Called!” And When I Tell You That I Still Get Stress Dreams About This Interaction… 😂 😭

    One Time In Middle School I Called My Friend Eleni And Her Dad Answered The Phone And I Said “Hi Is Eleni There?” And Her Dad Shouted “Eleni! Your Friend With Horrible Phone Etiquette Called!” And When I Tell You That I Still Get Stress Dreams About This Interaction… 😂 😭

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    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When that phone rang my two older sisters would practically tear the doors off the hinges trying to get out of their rooms and into the hallway to answer the phone. My parents knew to stay out of the way, they would get trampled.

    Raelene Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah and is run like hell to get there first and tell their fellas exactly what bitches they really were! It happened a few times and the buzz I got was worth the broken nose and chipped tooth, btw I'm the youngest of 3 girls and I adore my sisters but those girls can carry a grudge lol . We're 62 ,59 and 55 and it gets brought up in every conversation ever!

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    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just if mom picked up. Dads went "hang on" and put the phone down😄

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On more than one occasion I got myself so riled up I’d end up saying “Hi, this is (friend’s name), can I please speak to (my name)?

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember almost dying that time my friend's older brother (whom I had a crush on) answered the phone. Still haven't lived that one down and it's been like twelve years...

    Foxinamug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what would proper phone etiquette be?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi, this is [your name here], is Eleni there? -or- may I speak with Eleni?" So identify yourself first so Dad can tell Eleni who's calling and Eleni can tell him to say she's not there.

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whilst I hated this growing up, it did teach me life skills. It taught me how to make small talk to people I didn't know well, it taught me phone skills and I got to know my friends parents. When I did work experience in year 11, we had folders we had to tick off things we had done and one section was phone calls. I was petrified of speaking on the phone but years of phoning friends meant I had the skills. Then it turned out the woman on the phone was a massive celebrity at the time (double Olympic gold winner and I was a massive sports fan) so all those skills went out the winner the second she mentioned her name!

    Errrm..wot?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anxiety would be when a family member gets 'chatty' with a friend of yours on the phone. Get off. Get off. Get off. Arggghhh

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try it in person.... Go away. Go away. Arggghhh

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    Princess Mar-li Cathryn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother would've made you hang up and call back...

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if, god forbid, the line was... busy!!

    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents would say "nope, try again" and hang up. I had to relay the "script" when I gave anyone the home number. "Hello Mr/s X, this is Y. how are you today?" Pause for response. "Glad to hear it. Is Z home and available to talk?"

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    But Yadirichi wanted to make it clear that introverts certainly can rock the boat when it’s necessary. “In fact, the low expectations can work to our advantage. When people least expect, we spark intrigue, further allowing us to make a positive impact,” she explained. 

    “To my fellow introverts, you've got some serious potential. Your inner world is like a treasure chest of creativity; don't ever doubt it. Embrace your uniqueness and never sell yourself short.”

    If you’d like to hear more from Yadirichi, be sure to visit Diary Of An Introvert!

    #25

    Camera Cuts To Me Parking, Getting My Reusable Shopping Bag Out Of The Car, Walking All The Way To The Entrance Of Trader Joe’s, Grabbing A Basket, Stepping One Foot Inside The Door And Seeing All The People, Out Loud Saying “Absofuckinlutely Not”, Putting The Basket Back And Leaving

    Camera Cuts To Me Parking, Getting My Reusable Shopping Bag Out Of The Car, Walking All The Way To The Entrance Of Trader Joe’s, Grabbing A Basket, Stepping One Foot Inside The Door And Seeing All The People, Out Loud Saying “Absofuckinlutely Not”, Putting The Basket Back And Leaving

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    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have walked into a bakery, seen the queue and walked right past everyone to the exit...🤣

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trader Joe’s I can handle, Costco is a different story…

    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I drove 30 minutes to get some things at Costco one day, drove in one of the parking lot entrances, through the parking lot, right back out, and back home. I never even got out of the car.

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    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hans, get ze flammenwerfer”

    The Blue Spirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the contrast between the huuuuuuuge title and the tiny post

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recommend go living in a little village in a rural setting in "old" Zealand, with 3 somewhat bigger villages in the area with supermarkets and looooots of farmers selling their products from their barn "shops" and stalls along the roads, with tin boxes or QR-codes for payment. We are a happy, grumpy bunch, don't bother each other too much, and found a way to comfortly deal with the tourist crowds in summer.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss the pre Covid open 24 hours supermarkets. Shopping at 2am was great.

    feelthefebreze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why the f**k do you guys hate people?

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when this happens.

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    #26

    I Genuinely Don’t Know How People Did It. This Is My Worst Nightmare

    I Genuinely Don’t Know How People Did It. This Is My Worst Nightmare

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    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we used to send the only confident family member and tell them if it was for us we weren't in

    BC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah nah, we just let it go to the answering machine. And before we had one of those, we’d take the phone off the hook during dinner. I’m old.

    Maria B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time when there were no answering machines.

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    ORSOrama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People seemed to be somewhat more phone-shy back then, anyway

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or as soon as hearing it was a prepared spiel we would hang up. Click. Even easier when they started using computer. Mechanical voice. Click. Just don't engage.

    Carl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but how many telemarketers and scammers were there before cell phones? Some, but not lots. And bosses didn't rely on a digital tether to call you in at a moments notice. It's almost as of an entire generation has phone-related trauma from exploitive practices. 🤔

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you could always hang up

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we unplugged the phone

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know!! It seems so primitive. This is so totally Neanderthals!

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't be rude or hang up on people so I'd hand the phone to my daughter and have her deal with the telemarketers. She'd be nice for bout 10 seconds then hang up.

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    #27

    I’m Sticking With The Time Isn’t Real Idea Because This Is Bonkers

    I’m Sticking With The Time Isn’t Real Idea Because This Is Bonkers

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    Miradona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about 9 months into a year that started yesterday?

    Mart Se
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are already in september while March was like a week ago

    MargyB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now 9 months, aaaaaahhhhh!!

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jokes on you, I'm stuck in 2022 and it's 2024

    Beeps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the time of writing, it’s September 2023. I remember July, but I swear August never happened.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am glad it is Sept. Can't wait until beginning of Oct. Will be retired.

    Skip62
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    October just never lasts long enough. Happy retirement though.😀

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    We hope these tweets are making you feel seen, pandas, if you too have a fear of going out. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being an introvert or liking to keep to yourself, especially when you can bond with like minded individuals through lists like this. Keep upvoting the pics you find most relatable, and if you’d like to find even more memes and tweets for antisocial individuals, be sure to check out Bored Panda’s last article on the same topic!

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    #28

    I Wish My Brain Had A Sleep Button. This Shit’s Exhausting

    I Wish My Brain Had A Sleep Button. This Shit’s Exhausting

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    Birgit M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or a nice screensaver.

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason I read screwdriver, which I feel like might work just as well

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    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially laying in bed, trying to sleep and the damn thing just keeps thinking and thinking and thinking... please, turn off for a min!

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Transcendental Meditation shuts the monkey talk in my brain off pretty effectively.

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I'd prefer a off button.....

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fan, yeah, but then you wouldn't know where the smoke is coming from.

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    #29

    This Honestly Sounds *lovely*

    This Honestly Sounds *lovely*

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was nice, until we got rescued. 🤷‍♀️

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL where coconuts come from. Thought I already knew.

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just think about the scenes from Unbroken when they were lost at sea and I get total anxiety, so this sounds like a nightmare...

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how extreme life is.

    irishleo8371
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Irish-American, so I would need a parasol

    TolingBoling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2021/oct/08/it-was-a-nice-break-from-everything-two-men-rescued-after-29-days-lost-at-sea

    Unpickled Pickle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is good in moderation, including people.

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    #30

    You Can Cut Off All Human Interaction And Be On Your Phone *all Night Long* If You Want To!

    You Can Cut Off All Human Interaction And Be On Your Phone *all Night Long* If You Want To!

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    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation 'get fat' 'don't get paid' and 'smell like fart'. That's why we are depressed because we do need to get up and shower and not eat junk.

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is... not how depression works. You can be fit and healthy, clean and smartly dressed and an all-round productive member of society and still be crippingly, overwhelmingly depressed. (Ask how I know. Or don't, because it's obvious.)

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    Mart Se
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also junk food is expensive af nowdays

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until they discover the concept of "work" to earn "money" to afford buying that food and have a place where not showerin is acceptable

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    #31

    Why Sleep When Dwelling On Unlikely Disaster Scenarios Is On The Menu?

    Why Sleep When Dwelling On Unlikely Disaster Scenarios Is On The Menu?

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All last night. My sinuses are clogged and I can't breathe out of my nose; my body forgets I can actually breath out of my mouth when nose is stuffed. Every time I started drifting off to sleep I'd gasp myself awake because I couldn't breathe out of my nose and though i tried breathing out of my mouth, I'd stop when falling asleep and default to nose. Finally fell asleep but then my alarm went off.

    Renee Kamphuys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We tend to forget how amazing a non clogged nose is until we can't fuxking breathe

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens to me all the time 🥱💤.,,

    Jon Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I no longer need to set my alarm. I work flexi hours so need to start by 10:30 but can arrive when I want before then. It just means I have to stay later.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meeee!!! Why is this!?! Why can I wake up at 6 am Saturday morning (and be thrilled about it because now I've got the whooole day!) but I cannot wake up on a damn Monday!

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    #32

    “Whoopsie Daisy”- Me Looking Around At All The Burnt Bridges

    “Whoopsie Daisy”- Me Looking Around At All The Burnt Bridges

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    The Blue Spirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 seconds after I read a message: I don't know what to say. 5 minutes after I read it: well now it's awkward, I'll let them think I didn't have my phone on me and respond in an hour. 6 hours later: *oh shoot*. 2 days later: groan of agony every time I look at the message. 3 months later: I regularly spend hours thinking about how I wish I had responded but now it's too late and I just lost my one and only friend and now my life is over. 4 months later: well they just send another message they are pretending I didn't ghost them for months oh I have such good friends literally I do not deserve them, but anyways now I respond really fast so it never happens again until they say something and I can think of a response and now... 20 seconds later:

    The Blue Spirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that was a literal stroke of a comment didn't realize how much I emphasized with this problem

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    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think most phones allow you to read the text, then change it back to unread so you can respond to it later and not forget?

    Skip62
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texts I usually manage to get to in a day or two. It's email that I put off. I think I still owe my cousin an email from what I call the pre pandemic era.

    #33

    Well At Least The Photo Sounds Adorable. That’s The Important Part

    Well At Least The Photo Sounds Adorable. That’s The Important Part

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My user name comes from a fantasy novel by Diane Duane. It's what the main character names his sword, and he explains to his friend that it's an archaic word meaning "Harrow Heart". I started using it because my heart has never NOT been broken, and have kept it because it's so unusual it is almost always available when I need to sign up for some new account somewhere.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she was honest with herself. Lol But maybe don’t use the door with the warning sign?

    Pie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once waitressing an entire empty restaurant all by myself. One table. I put their food in, spilled a drink, moved them to another table, then had a mental breakdown when their food came out because there was no one at table B...

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    #34

    Doorbell: *rings* Me: *dives Behind Couch*

    Doorbell: *rings* Me: *dives Behind Couch*

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well fighting the monsters is so much easier than facing the Murphys from down the hall.

    Oleander
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I regularly let my lawn grow almost to my knees because I don't want to have to smile and wave at my neighbors.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking 18 flights of stairs so not to have to make elevator conversation for said 18 floors!

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a therapist tell me that I should probably just get a cabin and go live in the woods somewhere. At least she gets me!

    EmBree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new neighbors are the best ones we've ever had. The man said "Hi" when they moved in a year ago. That's it. If we accidentally come face to face we nod a little and run in different directions.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat does this. We call it stranger danger

    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My therapist did that as well, she also pointed out the value of not letting them win by physically fleeing a situation since that tells your stone age brain that you fled and survived and that's great, better always flee when you feel like that. It's better to plan beforehand for things where this is possible, making the event shorter or whatever makes it easier to deal with.

    #35

    At Least My Floaters Are Always There For Me 🙌

    At Least My Floaters Are Always There For Me 🙌

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    Tobias Case
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are called "muscae volitantes"

    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, I tell my optometrist I have "floaters" and she understands what I am talking about perfectly...

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    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW DID YOU GET A PICTURE? DID YOU TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR MIND??

    freakingbee (any pronouns)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes you have to press down on your nose and blink at the same time

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, mine are just little dots that float across occasionally.

    Kar Red Roses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah I got the dots too. or bubbles? they sloosh thru my field of vision like a flock of birds and then they’re gone

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    Dogcat vet (retired)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really want to get a kick....look into a microscope with floaters and it looks like you are surrounded by jellyfish. Another reason I don't do histology

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one named Slim in my left eye who's been with me for years. He's very distinctive.

    crazydogmama
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Had cataract surgery, only to be left with floaters and white flashes of light. I won't replace the other cataract for as long as I can hold out.

    Armitage Shanks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line?

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The never-ending question: Is that a bug on the wall or a floater in my eye?

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    #36

    Normalize Skipping Right On Over The Small Talk And Landing On The Farewell Portion Of The Interaction

    Normalize Skipping Right On Over The Small Talk And Landing On The Farewell Portion Of The Interaction

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw an old man staring at me and thought it was maybe a father of one of my pupils. It was my classmate. We were 34.

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waved to my friend’s fine silver fox of a Dad the other day. Except it turned out to be my friend.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never say "It was nice seeing you." It only encourages them.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just do the midwest thing where you slap your palms on your thighs while saying "Whelp..." and everyone automatically knows it's time to leave now.

    #37

    And Unfortunately The Stress Of Receiving A Social Invite Has Increased That To A Five Day Recovery Period With A Clause That Allows For An Extension For Any Reason, Let’s Touch Base In June?

    And Unfortunately The Stress Of Receiving A Social Invite Has Increased That To A Five Day Recovery Period With A Clause That Allows For An Extension For Any Reason, Let’s Touch Base In June?

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    J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I’m not mistaken, this is how koalas live.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I never understand how people can go out BOTH days of the weekend. I can manage it maybe once every few months and I'm wiped out.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Spent all day with a good buddy, said my g'byes...and she called me four times later that night...just to chat. WTH.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I can remember what you look like it’s too soon to get together.

    feelthefebreze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro imagine being so lazy you can't do at least one thing every day

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * "an activity" as simple as going to the grocery store

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    #38

    “What! Are You Doing! In My Swamp!”- I Yell, Confused, At The Neighborhood Children At My Door Who Are Trying To Sell Me Magazine Subscriptions (Seriously Though… How Is This Still A Thing?!)

    “What! Are You Doing! In My Swamp!”- I Yell, Confused, At The Neighborhood Children At My Door Who Are Trying To Sell Me Magazine Subscriptions (Seriously Though… How Is This Still A Thing?!)

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    Steek Insektoideth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dream is to be a cat so I get all the pets and cuddles

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally talk about this all the time. I want to be a little kitty getting pets, cuddles and love constantly

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dream is to be a lighthouse keeper, living with my two cats. It would be on an island far enough away from shore so they would airdrop my supplies in once a month... So long as I have plenty to read, no lack of stationery and Starlink for Comms and entertainment 🤔

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you'd like an an adorable mini house, under a beautiful green rolling hill, flower boxes, rounded door wooden door and shingle that match... a basic Hobbit house I think

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to admit to having a breakdown but i was literally crying in my office one day because it was PROBABLY true that I'd never be one of the Paw Patrol riding around in the paw patroller. This is a true story. I was 51 years old.

    Mell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let us build a tiny village!

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone want to be seen on tv? Why would you want people to know you exist?

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    #39

    Who Am I Gonna Call? My Mom, Like Six Times A Day, And Literally No One Else

    Who Am I Gonna Call? My Mom, Like Six Times A Day, And Literally No One Else

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 If there's something strange, in your neighborhood 🎶

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who you gonna call? - Err nobody

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Is there a spirit in my house? Ouija Board: * slides to yes * Me: Great, your portion of the rent is $650.00 and is due the first of the month. Ouija Board: F - U - C - K

    Katey Doll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This title is me in a nutshell.

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    #40

    Me, On The Verge Of A Full Blown Meltdown: “Doing Great Thanks! You?”

    Me, On The Verge Of A Full Blown Meltdown: “Doing Great Thanks! You?”

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just so glad there are people like me out there.

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in customer service. I still don't know how I do it. I'm TOTALLY wiped out on the weekends.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have faith that you would also be fantastic at interacting with capybaras. Keep that confidence going!

    #41

    I Now Communicate Exclusively Through Tagging People In Memes And I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way . *jazz Hands*

    I Now Communicate Exclusively Through Tagging People In Memes And I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way . *jazz Hands*

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    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then they CALL instead of texting back. Or, at least my weirdo friends do.

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    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This exists as a thing. Voicenotes. You can send a voicenote.

    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter sends crazy long voice notes with her friends back and forth, I tried explaining what a phone call was and she gave up on our conversation

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh baby, there is. SLYDIAL -I did called out once for it but it was because she'd used it before, too!

    Silly-Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse. Waiting around for someone to call back. The trepidation is palatable.

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The relief I feel when I call a customer to tell them their shipment is delayed... and I get their voicemail. 😅

    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be SlyDial when I was in HS. You called SlyDial, typed in the number you wanted to call, and it sent you straight to VM. It was AMAZING. I mainly used it to cancel plans and appointments because of anxiety.

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    #42

    My Mom’s Friend Has My Phone Number And Every Few Weeks Will Send A Massive Group Text. Not In Messenger, A Text. It Will Usually Be A Picture Of A Flower In Her Garden Or Something She Cooked, And For The Next Several Hours My Phone Will Be Blowing Up With Reply Texts From Boomer Strangers Saying Anything From “Lovely Flower, Here’s A Picture Of A Flower In My Garden” (Which Will Set Off Another String Of Texts Replying To That Flower) To “Please Stop Including Me In These Group Texts”. It’s A True Nightmare And Brought Me To The Point Where I Changed My Message Settings To Just Not Allow Group Texts From Anyone. I Do Not Want This

    My Mom’s Friend Has My Phone Number And Every Few Weeks Will Send A Massive Group Text. Not In Messenger, A Text. It Will Usually Be A Picture Of A Flower In Her Garden Or Something She Cooked, And For The Next Several Hours My Phone Will Be Blowing Up With Reply Texts From Boomer Strangers Saying Anything From “Lovely Flower, Here’s A Picture Of A Flower In My Garden” (Which Will Set Off Another String Of Texts Replying To That Flower) To “Please Stop Including Me In These Group Texts”. It’s A True Nightmare And Brought Me To The Point Where I Changed My Message Settings To Just Not Allow Group Texts From Anyone. I Do Not Want This

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That title was like an entirely different roller coaster ride of a post on its own.

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't partake in group anything

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the title is longer and better than the post

    Dela Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's me, hi; I'm the problem; it's me

    Zobi123
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, my BIL. But at least he's there. My husband isn't even in the group chat--and it's his family!

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you are a celebrity when you’re an introvert. A rare outing worthy of paparazzi. Only thing is that sometimes they notice how much you’ve aged since the last time they saw you.

    The Blue Spirit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm that person so much. To all the people keeping the chat going, I do read every message so please don't think I don't care I just can't decide what to say

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol that title was a post in itself

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    #43

    Teehee My Bad Wasn’t Listening

    Teehee My Bad Wasn’t Listening

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    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the person’s name was Teehee My Bad.

    Norma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I would pay a subscription price for this!

    Megalodon Meg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It helps me at least if after I get their name I use it like 'nice to meet you Grimhilda' or 'my cousins name is also Phalaxx' or 'So Stepania IV, how many pickles are too many pickles?'

    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I love being a small female in the south for this reason. All females are Lady, all males are Friend or Buddy. And if it awkwardly gets to be we are friends I can just call everyone Honey.

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    #44

    I Don’t Wanna 😭

    I Don’t Wanna 😭

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    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nobody, just don’t show up :)

    Carl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conservatives - they seem hell-bent on destroying the future.

    Elizabeth Basinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't. You have to leave a message because no one is available at this time, even though you've just gone through 9 minutes of automated selection options, but they really do appreciate your call

    #45

    The Limit To My Attention Span Is 280 Characters Including Spaces And Punctuation So Plz Keep It Quick

    The Limit To My Attention Span Is 280 Characters Including Spaces And Punctuation So Plz Keep It Quick

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my teachers assigned a five-page paper. Someone asked "Can it be longer than five pages?" He replied "Sure. Just mark the five pages you want me to read."

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short attention spans make the job of advertisers and propagandists much easier. No need to actually explain, just stir up a bit of reaction and people will act on their emotions. When we engage our brains and actually take the time to read and consider and think we end up being much smarter in everything we do. An elevator pitch should just draw us in to learn more, instead we base entire major decisions on it.

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! My college professor who was notorious for being a hardass once gave us a 5 page paper but limited us to a 60 second presentation for those 5 pages. If you caught his attention, there's your good grade. The presentations were... Interesting

    Poké Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🎵 Seven seconds awaaay...🎵

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    #46

    Thinking About Soon Making The Switch To Meetless Every Days Myself, Wish Me Luck 🙌

    Thinking About Soon Making The Switch To Meetless Every Days Myself, Wish Me Luck 🙌

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a social vegetarian. I don’t do meet.

    Gwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome! I am going to use this!

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    #47

    *walks In Very Fast Laps Around Office With A Look On My Face That Is Meant To Reflect Deep Contemplation And Purpose When Really I Just Don’t Want To Check My Email*

    *walks In Very Fast Laps Around Office With A Look On My Face That Is Meant To Reflect Deep Contemplation And Purpose When Really I Just Don’t Want To Check My Email*

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like "People working from home aren't available for me to micro-manage."

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mostly work from home but go to my office once a week. I definitely read BP both places. :)

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    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    scrolling bored panda with my real work in the window behind it so i can quickly close it and look productive in case my boss walks in??

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... in the office, actually a lot more than at home. Which has another advantage - the former boss never drops by your desk to discuss one issue, which leads to ending up having to redo half the machine you were making, making it worse and countering that to a sufficient extent and, generally, just wasting time on behalf of a dude with too much free time. It is actual work, but as it means CAD'ing a few alternative solutions while one is required, or pointlessly changing stuff in order to run out of clearance or weight capacity of the building in currently planned state and make, ... while at home, you just gotta pretend your headset was broken, and can work straight through one solution. You'll most likely either need only one, or further improve expenses by having to provide exchangability and the according items to be exchanged, ... oh my ... office work often sucks. Home office has more advantages than just that.

    JCM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter what you are doing. Doing it with purpose. People will not bother you with trivialities. I use to run inventory counts for a company. Told all my counters to walk with purpose. If I caught them walking like they were lost I would give them the worst counting job I could find. The smart ones learned. The others counted a lot of small things one by one.

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    #49

    … Every Visitor?? You Mean, Visitors To My House? That’s Just My Cat, Hon. And He Already Knows ❤️

    … Every Visitor?? You Mean, Visitors To My House? That’s Just My Cat, Hon. And He Already Knows ❤️

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    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Visiting humans to my house? What are you on about? No such thing happens as I pretend I'm not home

    DB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's only seven. Everyone knows Eight is Enough.

    scag$y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a $2.99 budget version that just says in big capital letters: ENOUGH!

    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone get a pen, we need the K's.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shopping for a wall decor as a therapist.

    NikNok
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the visitor not the visitee.. people arnt allowed to come to my house

    iBlank
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I get this for $10.50?

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    #50

    Kat Stratford Summer Is Hot Girl Summer

    Kat Stratford Summer Is Hot Girl Summer

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    BC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Summer?! All seasons darlin’.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "'Whoops'?! My insurance does not cover PMS!" "Well then tell them I had a seizure."

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can 100% have both at the same time

    Mart Se
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has been raining pretty much every day since March, so have not had much of a summer this year

    #51

    Thoughts? Oh, None For Me Thnx

    Thoughts? Oh, None For Me Thnx

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    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it! So true. Being on the blank zombie brain.

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    #52

    *jazz Hands*

    *jazz Hands*

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to talk to myself. Who else is gonna do it?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes a guy needs expert advice.

    #53

    Moo

    Moo

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    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You have dead horses in the pasture!!!" - "No, they are celebrating their naps, as every decent being should do." Standard conversation with tourists every summer. Many people are convinced that horses die when lying down. No, they need deep sleep phases a couple of times during 24h, to stay healthy, relaxed and happy. If they cannot lie down, they get sick.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also think we've blindfolded them every summer when we break out the fly masks! :) I'm always tempted to put up a sign saying "Horses Can See Just Fine. It's Like a Window Screen."

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    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, horses lying down can sometimes roll around and mess up their stomachs/intestines = colic, and it can be deadly serious. That may be where the notion comes from.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just doesn’t choose to.

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    #54

    All Clear

    All Clear

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife & I feel much relieved. Also, this is why we always say thank you to Google Home & to Alexa

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you're saying Siri will remember when I told her she was useless. She said "Well, that was mean."

    #55

    I See You, Goldcrest. I Am You, Goldcrest

    I See You, Goldcrest. I Am You, Goldcrest

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    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem is I don't weigh 1/100th of a pound :(

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their cousin, the Firecrest is even smaller!

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't want all birds to be the bluebird of happiness. Or be happy as a lark.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! He has every right to be grumpy. Just because.

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    #56

    Relatable Af

    Relatable Af

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they want everyone else to wake up too! Misery loves company.

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    #57

    While A Surprise Party Sounds Like My Absolute Worst Nightmare, I Can Still Recognize Cheryl For The Icon That She Is 🙌🙌

    While A Surprise Party Sounds Like My Absolute Worst Nightmare, I Can Still Recognize Cheryl For The Icon That She Is 🙌🙌

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    #58

    The Likelihood Of Me Agreeing To Go To A Party Would Increase *significantly* If This Was A Thing

    The Likelihood Of Me Agreeing To Go To A Party Would Increase *significantly* If This Was A Thing

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that’s what I call a bargain.

    #59

    … And Now That I’m Here, I Realize I Was Having Way More Fun Doing That. Toodles 👋

    … And Now That I’m Here, I Realize I Was Having Way More Fun Doing That. Toodles 👋

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    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love a gal who has her priorities in order!

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slow blinks with your kitty is the best! I'd rather get a slow blink from my cat over a compliment from a person any day! 😽

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    #60

    The Facts And Information Make It Real Tough Though Tbh

    The Facts And Information Make It Real Tough Though Tbh

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so get this. And the details will kill you.

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    #61

    “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere” Is Tired. It’s Done. We’re *quafftiding* Now

    “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere” Is Tired. It’s Done. We’re *quafftiding* Now

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    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many fun words get lost, because people think they are not cool anymore

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, 'to quaff' a drink is to drink heartily, and 'a quaff' is a drink (both usually involving alcohol), "quafftide" makes absolute sense. I will definitely be using that word from now on!

    Bashicka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not a native speaker...how's that pronounced?

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think, and I’m being phonetic here, kwoff-tyd.

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    #63

    An Awkward Mind Speakith A Sober Heart

    An Awkward Mind Speakith A Sober Heart

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    #64

    My Patronus Is A Kitty In A Dress That Is *completely* Pussed Off

    My Patronus Is A Kitty In A Dress That Is *completely* Pussed Off

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid I had a wonderful cat who loved (or tolerated) when I dressed her up in my doll clothes. Her favorite was a faux fur jacket with matching hat. She used to steal the hat and carry it around in her mouth. :) Our other cat made it quite clear that clothing was not for her.

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha! ticked off kitties in outfits posing for photos...? man, the more things change.......

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    #65

    Doorbell: *rings* Me: *dives Behind Nearest Potted Plant*

    Doorbell: *rings* Me: *dives Behind Nearest Potted Plant*

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase “unannounced visitors” scares me just to read it.

    #66

    Can You Imagine Sitting Through A High School Pep Rally And Then Immediately Having To Go And Take An Algebra Test?

    Can You Imagine Sitting Through A High School Pep Rally And Then Immediately Having To Go And Take An Algebra Test?

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    #67

    Iso A Grownup To Take Care Of Me Because I Am *not* Nailin’ This ❤️

    Iso A Grownup To Take Care Of Me Because I Am *not* Nailin’ This ❤️

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    Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you referring to the age of my body or me mental age? Cuz my mental age depends on a lot of things and changes every day.

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the stables I am at least twice the age of the majority of the girls (20+y) there. Whenever an adult is needed, everybody looks at me. Help.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one taught me how to be old.

    Emily Macaluso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally forgot how old I am and told my coworkers the wrong number the other day....

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    #68

    Mary Poppins Is My Party Icon 🙌

    Mary Poppins Is My Party Icon 🙌

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-husband used to take an hour to say goodbye and God forbid he see someone else on the way out because that’ll be another hour and a half. “Wow I haven’t seen you since college. What have you been doing? “ Argh! I could sneak out the side door. He always was just too friendly. (As if that’s a bad quality. Lol I couldn’t take it!))

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    #69

    My Favorite Part Of The Morning Is When The Barista Asks My Name For My Order And I Promptly Forget What It Is. I Do This Every Morning And Always Know The Question Is Coming Yet And Somehow Am Always Caught Off Guard

    My Favorite Part Of The Morning Is When The Barista Asks My Name For My Order And I Promptly Forget What It Is. I Do This Every Morning And Always Know The Question Is Coming Yet And Somehow Am Always Caught Off Guard

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's me every damn time, lol

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the barista need to know the name? Can't he/she just pour the coffee in the mug? This is the advantage of home coffee....

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because I haven’t done one single thing!

    #70

    Let’s Circle Back In The New Year?

    Let’s Circle Back In The New Year?

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My schedule is strangely similar…

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me. I put an extra chair in the storage space in our building last Christmas and left a note saying I’ll pick it up after the first of the year and it’s still down there. Where does time go?

    #71

    I Genuinely Did Not Mean To Spend $300 On A Weighted Blanket…

    I Genuinely Did Not Mean To Spend $300 On A Weighted Blanket…

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. Impulse buying too.

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend with clinically diagnosed bipolar spent over $800 in a second-hand store while manic. A few days later, went back with all the stuff exactly as purchased, with receipt, and was refused a refund. "We can give you a store credit." Angry doesn't begin to cover it.

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or I bought this when alcohol was involved...

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I ❤️ my weighted blanket … worth every penny

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    #72

    The Joy These Really Nice Stickers May Have Sparked Has Been Replaced With An Overwhelming Sense Of Dread About Needing To Make A Decision As To Where To Stick Them

    The Joy These Really Nice Stickers May Have Sparked Has Been Replaced With An Overwhelming Sense Of Dread About Needing To Make A Decision As To Where To Stick Them

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    #73

    *nods Enthusiastically* *gently Begins To Weep With A Remarkable Level Of Grace And Sophistication* *vomits*

    *nods Enthusiastically* *gently Begins To Weep With A Remarkable Level Of Grace And Sophistication* *vomits*

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    #74

    So Thankful For Free Will But I Wouldn’t Say No To A But More Guidance Ffs

    So Thankful For Free Will But I Wouldn’t Say No To A But More Guidance Ffs

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    A Wild Bean (they/them/any)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally how my intrusive/impulsive thoughts work... I was washing dishes and my brain said "It would take minimal effort to spray myself with the sink faucet and no one can stop me!" (Yes, I let the impulsive thoughts win, and yes, I had to change my shirt)

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvotes for being true to your thoughts and also for being willing to have to change clothes after doing the dishes. (Too many tasks in a row.)

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    #75

    Sooo... Not Just Me? *jazz Hands*

    Sooo... Not Just Me? *jazz Hands*

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    John George
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try getting all those words in edgewise.

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually sigh and appologize for being so absent mindet. Depending on the person I'm gonna tell them more details

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe just say “meh.” and walk away. Too mean?

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    #76

    It’s Always “You Can Wear Jeans On Fridays” And “Free Pizza In The Break Room”… When Will Hr Finally Get Their Shit Together And Implement *this*???

    It’s Always “You Can Wear Jeans On Fridays” And “Free Pizza In The Break Room”… When Will Hr Finally Get Their Shit Together And Implement *this*???

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    #77

    I Am But A Potato 🤷‍♂️

    I Am But A Potato 🤷‍♂️

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious, is a bed potato a mashed potato? (Because lying down…smooshed?) Just how I pictured it.

    #78

    I’m Sorry But If You’re Living In 2023 And Have Absolutely Zero Anxiety… I’m Not Sure That’s A Good Thing??

    I’m Sorry But If You’re Living In 2023 And Have Absolutely Zero Anxiety… I’m Not Sure That’s A Good Thing??

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprise! I guess people like that do exist.

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont know what I would do with myself if I didn't have anxiety and depression. I mean, thats my whole personality!!

    Julie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have depression or anxiety. I'm finding a lot of these odd why would you stress about saying hello to your neighbour?

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because lots of people have social anxiety. And other people expect a certain level of interaction when you meet them.

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    #79

    Quick Question… Do You Have To Pay For Medical Care Received From A Doctor Who Is Not In Their Office But Is Just Like A Fellow Passenger On A Flight? Is This A Medical System Hack I’ve Just Realized??? Like Should I Be Saving My Medical Emergencies For 10,000 Ft?

    Quick Question… Do You Have To Pay For Medical Care Received From A Doctor Who Is Not In Their Office But Is Just Like A Fellow Passenger On A Flight? Is This A Medical System Hack I’ve Just Realized??? Like Should I Be Saving My Medical Emergencies For 10,000 Ft?

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I’ve thought about what it would be like to be a doctor, and that would not be for me with all that pressure to help someone. What if something goes wrong. Lol. I admire doctors.

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    #80

    I See You. I Am You

    I See You. I Am You

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was relating to this, but then realised I’d misread 30 hours as 30 minutes

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    #81

    I Am Not Responsible For The Things I Say/Do When Hungry

    I Am Not Responsible For The Things I Say/Do When Hungry

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    #82

    I Wish Someone Would Take This Power Away From Me. I’m Too Young To Have This Much Responsibility

    I Wish Someone Would Take This Power Away From Me. I’m Too Young To Have This Much Responsibility

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those might be just about the only two good things. Oh wait there’s ice cream.

    #83

    I Do, However, Think Adults Should Apply The Same Zest In Party Planning To Their Own Parties That They Do Their Kids’ Parties. Grownups Like Bouncy Castles And Putting Dry Ice In Bowls Filled With Drinks And Calling It A Witch’s Potion Too, And If These Were Featured At Your Event I’d Be Far More Likely To Attend

    I Do, However, Think Adults Should Apply The Same Zest In Party Planning To Their Own Parties That They Do Their Kids’ Parties. Grownups Like Bouncy Castles And Putting Dry Ice In Bowls Filled With Drinks And Calling It A Witch’s Potion Too, And If These Were Featured At Your Event I’d Be Far More Likely To Attend

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone finally said the way I’ve felt all my life! Chasing fun can be dangerous though.

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    #84

    I Love My Colleagues ❤️

    I Love My Colleagues ❤️

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    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never, ever fill in the "to" field first. Better forward the social acceptable version separately to the five people you forgot, than risk to send out the first concept

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    #85

    The Fact That The Meanest, Most Unhinged Dms Almost Exclusively Come From People Who Have Some Mention Of Being A Kind Person In Their Ig Bio. If Ya Have To Say You’re A Nice Person…

    The Fact That The Meanest, Most Unhinged Dms Almost Exclusively Come From People Who Have Some Mention Of Being A Kind Person In Their Ig Bio. If Ya Have To Say You’re A Nice Person…

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    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hint don't touch their food and drinks

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the person who threw away OPs food was not a waiter then? What the actual fu©k?

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the book helps his oblivious actions…

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did influence you, so that box is a check, and doing the opposite of winning friends is sort of a checked box, too....

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, when I’m gone nothing behind remains.

    #86

    You’re My Best Friend In The World And I Love And Adore You And I Will Be The Happiest Person In The World If You Cancel Our Plans Today

    You’re My Best Friend In The World And I Love And Adore You And I Will Be The Happiest Person In The World If You Cancel Our Plans Today

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    #87

    Ever Since I Found Out Pig-In-A-Blanket Was Real, Everything Changed. I’m Not A Fan Of Eating Them But Find The Mere Concept To Be Deeply Relatable

    Ever Since I Found Out Pig-In-A-Blanket Was Real, Everything Changed. I’m Not A Fan Of Eating Them But Find The Mere Concept To Be Deeply Relatable

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    #88

    You’re Doing Great Sweetheart *promptly Dissociates*

    You’re Doing Great Sweetheart *promptly Dissociates*

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “That’s what I would do”

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    #89

    How About We Do A Poll? Should I Stop Letting Strangers On The Internet Make Decisions For Me?

    How About We Do A Poll? Should I Stop Letting Strangers On The Internet Make Decisions For Me?

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure tell me anything. My goal is to be around people.

    #90

    I Believed That Turning The Light On In The Car At Night Was Illegal. I Now Know This Is Not True But Will Never Risk It Just In Case 🤞

    I Believed That Turning The Light On In The Car At Night Was Illegal. I Now Know This Is Not True But Will Never Risk It Just In Case 🤞

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents. They can really put the fear of God into you.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People my age (around 40) were worried about quicksand, acid rain and the Bermuda Triangle.

    #91

    Facebook Is The Upside Down

    Facebook Is The Upside Down

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    Aileen Grist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm often surprised when someone (old celebrity) dies - I hadn't realised they were still alive

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or five years after they died you find out. Maybe I heard about it at the time but I wasn’t paying attention.

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    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because you wasn't paying attention. The signs were always there

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    #92

    Absolute Family Goals 🙌🙌🙌

    Absolute Family Goals 🙌🙌🙌

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fun Run"... Like jumbo shrimp, found missing, comfortable bra... #Oxymoron

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 year old me used to do 15 km fun runs. Me today "if its over 10 meters, take a car"

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What gets me is people who will drive around the mall for 30 minutes to get a parking spot close to mall entrance so they don't have far to walk to go in the mall then spend 2 hours walking circles inside the mall!

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    #93

    Adopting This Very Statement As My New Mantra

    Adopting This Very Statement As My New Mantra

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    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's WHY I'm panicking, because I don't have enough information yet.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There will be a more appropriate time to panic.

    #94

    I Do Not Miss Every Work Meeting Beginning With Deep Talks On Our Feelings, But I Do Miss The Level At Which We Set Our Expectations For Productivity

    I Do Not Miss Every Work Meeting Beginning With Deep Talks On Our Feelings, But I Do Miss The Level At Which We Set Our Expectations For Productivity

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life was so much easier during the pandemic.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly life didn’t change much for me, besides wearing masks in shops. I never travelled, went to social gathering, hugged or kissed people, and I always washed my hands regularly and hand sanitised after touching things.

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    #95

    I’m Such A Terminal People Pleaser That I’d Probably Just Roll With It And Start Going By Hannah But I’m Also Introverted Enough That I Wouldn’t Go To The Party. This Is Exhausting

    I’m Such A Terminal People Pleaser That I’d Probably Just Roll With It And Start Going By Hannah But I’m Also Introverted Enough That I Wouldn’t Go To The Party. This Is Exhausting

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pity, because that looks like an awesome party.

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. The appropriate response after that would be something like "My name's not Hannah, I don't know any Lisa and I have no celebratory occasion going today, but if you give me the adress, I'll be on my way in 5 minutes".

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    #96

    Shhhhhhhhhhhh Plz Tysm

    Shhhhhhhhhhhh Plz Tysm

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're very quiet." "Thanks, I try to set a good example."

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I have to remember this one for a later use

    Doggo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at any family reunion i just "Play" and "draw" but nah i'm just plotting my escape

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we have to get together, can we each just sit and listen to our own thoughts?

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    #97

    Single Iso Precedented Times

    Single Iso Precedented Times

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A string of horrible things happened to me in 2015-16 which finally threw me into catastrophic levels of depression (the therapist I finally went to actually had to ask "are you SURE you haven't had any thoughts about harming yourself?" because after the first couple of sessions she thought I must have been lying the first time she asked that question). Since then further horrible things have happened and objectively speaking my life hasn't improved much and in some ways has definitely gotten worse. But these days I just don't seem to react anywhere near as badly as I used to and have even become capable of feeling happy and enjoying life even when I'm in a really bad situation. I guess it's partly that I've become more stoic, but if I learned anything from the pandemic it was a) Let go of the illusion that you're in control of what life is going to throw at you, and b) Appreciate and take pleasure in the present moment. When all is said and done it's the one thing you truly have.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, but it shall… (eventually)

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you’re going through hell keep going.