Snakes? Those adorable little creatures don’t scare me. Heights? No big deal, I'd go bungee jumping tomorrow. Spending a week night at a loud, crowded event where I don’t know anyone and will be forced to socialize with strangers? The horror!
If your ideal evening involves spending time at home with your dog and a documentary, while the idea of attending a party fills you with dread, you just might have FOGO, or the fear of going out. And while there is no known cure for this condition, there can be comfort in knowing that you’re not alone (in your desire to be alone). Below, you'll find some of our favorite recent posts from the FOGO Instagram page, as well as conversations with author and creator of Introvert Spring, Michaela Chung, and Yadirichi Oyibo, founder of Diary Of An Introvert. So enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote all of the tweets that make your antisocial self feel seen!
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I Feel Like This Is Exactly How Kindergartners Find Their New Best Friends Yet We Feel Shame As Adults? I Say Embrace Your Inner 5 Year Old And Become Besties With Your New Banana Buddy, Ingrid. Sounds Like You Two Have A Lot In Common ❤️
Banana buddies is a new social movement with a great deal of appeal. Folks are flocking to it in bunches.
When Covid first hit, masks weren’t readily available so some people wore bandannas. In the grocery line, the woman in front of me was wearing a red patterned bandanna, very “cowboy” looking, over her nose and mouth. She turned around and before I could stop myself, I said, “Yee-haw, ride ‘em cowboy!” She just stared at me with a weird look in her eyes. So awkward. I suddenly remembered I had “forgotten” something and I quickly left the line!🫢😬😳
We’ve all heard of FOMO, the fear of missing out, but are you familiar with the term FOGO? It’s for those of us on the opposite end of the spectrum, who would rather spend Saturday night curled up with their cat and a good book than out at a club meeting new people. There’s nothing wrong with being afflicted by FOMO or FOGO, but if the idea of being at a party or surrounded by people you don’t know gives you the heebie-jeebies, we’ve got a safe space for you right here, pandas.
The Fear of Going Out Instagram page is beloved by introverts and antisocial individuals galore. It has shared over 8,000 memes, tweets and photos over the years and has amassed an impressive 235k followers. Whether you struggle to find a balance between having a flourishing social life and enjoying cozy nights in or every single phone call you have to make fills you with dread, we’re sure you’ll find some relatable content on this list. So enjoy scrolling through, and enjoy the moments of peace and quiet you have to do so.
What I Wouldn’t Give To Hear What Insults Gordon Ramsey Would Direct At A Babbling Brook 🙌
One thing I’ve always wanted to see would be Gordon Ramsey and Simon cowell swapping professions and roasting each other as they go
(At Britain's Got Talent:) "Your perfomance was so bad, One Direction looked the other way!!"
Load More Replies...Gordon wouldn't disrespect anything babbling. Professional courtesy.
He does enough babbling for everything and everyone, lol.
Load More Replies...To learn more about what it's like to need alone time to recharge, we reached out to Michaela Chung, creator of Introvert Spring and author of The Irresistible Introvert: Harness The Power of Quiet Charisma in a Loud World. Michaela was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and explain what being an introvert means to her.
"Being an introvert means I gain energy from solitude and lose energy in stimulating environments," she explained. "I recognize that I have different needs and challenges than extroverts in social situations. I may need to take more thoughtful pauses in conversation, leave early, or schedule in fewer activities—and that's okay."
Looking For Investors For This. It’s Urgent
Contact me. I will make that call to the non-showing-up-contractor. My father taught me everything I know.
Same, 10/10 would help others, about 6/10 at helping myself, I would definitely sign up for myself for the other 40%!
Load More Replies...extrovert here - i volunteer as tribute! but seriously who knew i could make a living off a rich, eccentric shut-in! i've wasted so much time!! too bad howard hughes isn't hiring........ or.. ya know, alive.
These days it can also be called 'a virtual assistant'
Load More Replies...As long as you can text it or complete an online form to use it, obviously
*slow Clap That Slowly Becomes Thunderous Applause*
Yeah, "Christians" will do anything to push their beliefs on other people.
Play stupid, imaginary games? Win stupid prizes. Lol
Load More Replies...Grew up 'extremely Baptist,' too. That's some next level sh*t right there!
When it comes to the perks of being an introvert, Michaela shared, "Introverts are capable of great focus, self-reflection and creativity. We also tend to be very observant. Our calm personality gives people space to relax and be themselves. We're the ultimate Netflix and Chill partners (emphasis on the 'chill')."
On the other hand, Michaela noted that having limited energy to socialize can be really frustrating. "We may want to go to all the weekend parties, but only have the social batteries for one event," she explained. "It's hard not to feel guilty for saying no and staying home."
If It Is On My Mind, It Counts As Mindfulness… Right?
Same here. I argue with myself all weekend until it's about midnight on Sunday. Then I start cleaning my apartment. I usually finish around 3am and I'm exhausted all day Monday. But do I learn a lesson from that? Nope. I do it all over again the next weekend! This has been going on for years now. Procrastination is an extreme sport for me. :)
Load More Replies...Watch tv uncomfortably with a laptop on my crossed legs swearing I'll start it soon... but I don't. I never do... but hey our intentions were good, right?
We are mirrors. I think good intentions should count as much as actually doing the thing.
Load More Replies...Maybe this will help? I do one chore a weekday, it takes about 5-10 minutes at the most. Monday laundry, Tuesday dust the house, skip Wednesday, Thursday clean the bathroom, etc., etc. It works pretty well most the time and I find by the weekend, IF I actually DO my chores, my house is clean and I can go play and/or relax!
You Know Those People Who Can Stand In The Same Spot In An Art Museum For Hours Staring At A Single Painting? I Get It Now
I used to have this as my home screen wallpaper
Load More Replies...Me too! I lost it like a month and a half ago, and it made me very sad.
Load More Replies...yall weird af like imagine being so antisocial that you want a sign in your house that says "ew, people"
"I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it." "I NEED ITTTTTT!!!"
Michaela also set the record straight about the common misconception that introverts are antisocial. "We're actually selectively social," she noted. "For example, the introvert confidence coaching clients I work with genuinely want to connect with the right people. They'd rather have meaningful conversations with a few like minded people than make mindless small talk with a room full of strangers."
My Favorite Part Of The Transaction Is When The Panic Sets In 🙌🙌
I'm not one to usually brag but I just want everyone to know that my credit card company calls me almost every day just to tell me my balance is outstanding.
But... that means random phone calls from unknown person every day, what a nightmare :D
Load More Replies...I know! They're so mean! Mine yelled at me when I put in red onion instead of yellow onion in the veggie tray thing. It was literally like she wAs actually frustrated! Get rid of them because the old lady that used to ring us up was awesome, I didn't have to bag my own stuff or make veggie stickers and she wasn't insulted when I didn't want conversation. How are we paying MORE to be our own cashier and bagger and taker-to-the-car-er guy? Blah
The company I work for is so nice, every day I get an email for "Outstanding work".
Michaela also wants to assure readers that "it's okay to be an introvert! I always encourage introverts to embrace their quiet strengths. It is possible to confidently socialize in your own introverted way—no extroversion required."
If you'd like to learn more from Michaela or reach out to her for dating or confidence coaching, be sure to visit Introvert Spring!
Stouffer’s B4 Broffers, Amirite?
Matches? We don't even have profiles on dating sites, and we have clean kitchens, undisputed control of the entertainment system of our choice, and adorable fluffy roommates to cuddle. The stigma is defensive ploy of the patriarchy, because once you go cat(lady), you won't go back.
This is the kind of a paradise that you can built by yourself, actually.
I love my husband and marriage, I swear. But what I wouldn't give to eat cereal for dinner more often so cooking and cleaning dishes weren't such a hassle.
Cereal for dinner and cold pizza for breakfast! I'm living la vida loca!
Load More Replies...*is Excited For Bed Time Literally All Day Long, Since The Second I Woke Up Tbh* *finally Gets In Bed* *stares At Phone For Three Hours*
I had a friend ask me if she could crash on my couch tonight. I had to explain to her that I’m married now and that’s where my husband sleeps.
I sleep on the couch most of the time. My husband goes to bed like two hours earlier than me, and then proceeds to toss and turn and snore.
Load More Replies...Couch sleepy is like let me close my eyes for a minute *SNORES*. Bed sleepy is like let me move my pillow a quarter of an inch to the left, my blanket needs to be exactly at this latitude and longitude, my body has to be at 92.89 degree position on the bed.
Living alone means going to bed is wherever you fall asleep, my couch is my primary bed. My bed is primarily to show off my pillows.
Yes. When I lived alone I would pretty much always sleep on the couch.
Load More Replies...yesterday I got up at like 11 pm to get water and I made eye contact with my dad who was lying on the couch and after like 5 seconds of awkward silence I asked him why he was lying on the couch. His response? "Don't you ever get tired of laying in your bed?" This man was laying on the couch for a change of scerary.
Sleep on couch? Just think, I will just close my eyes and ggen go to bed in ten minutes... 😏
While the internet might love poking fun at us less social folks, there are plenty of benefits that being an introvert can bring you. According to Walden University, introverts are often extremely creative, excel in academic performance, find themselves getting more sleep than extroverts, are great at communicating in the business world and can use their listening and observational skills to be wonderful leaders. Just because extroverts are often louder and demand more attention doesn’t mean that introverts deserve to shine any less. They just might need to hide from the spotlight to rest and recharge every now and then.
Plz Be Here For Me But Not Like Here Here. Over There Here
I quite honestly believe this is why many of those 'lasting marriages' actually last.
Separate bedrooms helps. Separate houses would be even better.
Load More Replies...I still believe a happy marriage involves 2 houses interconnected. You both live in your own and unbolt the connecting door and leave it ajar if you want company.
"Go away, give me a chance to miss you - say goodbye, it'll make me want to kiss you. I love you so, much more when you're not here..."
Parents of a friend had to move into a senior residence a few years back. My friend tried hard and managed to find a place where they can share an apartment only to be asked by them if he was f....ing crazy. Same house: yes, same room: absolutely not. We laughed really hard on this story and his face telling it.
Yes, I'd say it is healthy! Both partners should have a life outside the relationship.
We also reached out to Yadirichi Oyibo, founder of Diary Of An Introvert, to hear her thoughts on this topic, and she was kind enough to open up with Bored Panda about being an introvert. “Being an introvert isn't just a fancy psychological term I tend to use; it's my way of life,” Yadirichi shared. “It's where my creativity blooms, and it gives my life a sense of purpose.”
“Introversion lets me do some deep soul-searching and connect with people on a genuine level. And guess what? It's not just for introverts; it's something the whole world uses,” she explained.
Ya Had Me At “Disgusting Pile Of Goo” 🙌🙌
I’m adding ‘caterpillar soup’ to my vocabulary
Load More Replies...The best revenge in life, no matter who/what caused your pain, is to live a truly beautiful life. Do what brings you joy. Create beauty. If sitting on the couch brings you comfort, add a hot beverage or a flower in a vase within view, just something small and simple can warm the heart. Do it for yourself, you are important.
My X-Men Power Is Sneaking Out Without Saying Goodbye ✌️
This is 100% true! I recently had to leave the house 3 days in a row (after fixing my hair/putting on makeup) and interact with others. It's probably going to take me a week to recuperate! My family are all extroverts so they just think I'm weird. But I really DO have a social battery with limited power.
Shout out to those perky people who somehow start out with a personality. Me staring through the window wondering what that feels like.
David, you’re probably just an introvert, and that’s ok! If we compare ourselves to others, we will always be better or worse than someone else, so live the life you have! It’s worth it, there is, has never been, nor will ever be another you.
Load More Replies...My social meter ran out when I was 6 but I was too stupid to realize it until I turned 12 My gf says I don't talk enough :I
Introverts, we get this. It’s ok to cocoon when we get “peopled out.”
It’s an aspect of me that I am amazed by. Smiling one minute and then the next minute I can’t. It’s like a switch gets turned off.
“Imagine a world where nobody takes a moment to think about things. We'd all be like zombies,” Yadirichi told Bored Panda. “But, introspection helps us stay true to ourselves while contributing to society. So, for me, being an introvert isn't just a personality trait; it's the quiet glue holding the world together.”
All Makes A Bit More Sense Now, Eh?
My mother is temporarily living with us due to longer renovations. Can't count anymore, how often I heard "oh, thats why you are like this" from my wife during the last months.
Name/handle checks out. I have no idea if it's true, but it checks out.
WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYBODY HAVING HORRIBLE PARENTS?! AM I LIVING A PRIVILEGED LIFE OR SOMETHIN'?!
Probably. But just because parents make you say, "oh.... that explains it" doesn't mean they were monstrous or abusive.
Load More Replies...My son brought his girlfriend (now wife) to our house many years ago. As they were leaving she said to me "I'm so glad I got to meet you, it explains so much about ****!" I'm still not sure how to take that.
Moved nearer to my in-laws, I now totally understand why my husband is the way he is. The stupid lies from his parents are ridiculous, and never about anything important.
Pretty Sure I’m About To Be The Winner Of The Argument I’m Having In My Head With My High School Math Teacher Who, Circa 2003, Was The Worst
I'm still doing this with things I did as a child every day and I'm 55, believe me it doesn't get better you just have many many more moments of totally cringeworthyness
This Is The *exact* Energy I Seek To Embody As I Get Older
Right?! I'm glad we have caller ID because of someone calls and I don't have the bandwidth to speak to them at the time, I'll let it go to voicemail, wait about an hour, then MAYBE text them and ask what they were calling about. My phone is always on vibrate, so I don't always notice a call has come in, so it is a useful excuse.
Load More Replies...When I was 17, my dad wanted to talk to me when I was in my room. I told him my gf was in my room, and his exact response was, "No, she's in Michigan". It still confuses me to this day how he knew.
My excuse is always “i cant talk im having a conversation” or “i have to go soon” or “my internet’s bad rn, it’ll glitch out”
Called my Grandparents once and their excuse to not talk to me until tomorrow was “we’re doing Grandma’s toenails”
When it comes to the best aspects of being an introvert, Yadirichi shared, “The coolest part about being an introvert is that it makes me unique. No two introverts are the same. We might look similar on the outside, but our inner worlds are like uncharted territories.”
The founder also noted that being introverted freed her from the pressure to fit in. “Sure, I tried to be like everyone else during my childhood, but over time, I've come to love my quirks,” she explained. “Now, I wear my introverted nature with pride, knowing I've got something special to offer. Plus, nobody expects me to be anything other than myself, and that's pretty awesome.”
Apparently I’ve Been 40 Since I Was 25?
50s I have an outrageous opinion on everything that will make you uncomfortable 60s Just ignore them they are old.
Agree with the 50s - always a good idea NOT to ask my opinion on anything, AND I mean anything.
Load More Replies...I'm 41 and the problem is, while 99% of the time, I feel exactly like the last part, when I find someone I actually DO want to get to know I revert back to the first sentence. But, no, I cannot be 'normal' enough, long enough for them to like me.
Maybe they liked you originally doing the last part, as your authentic self, but were less keen when you started trying to be normal/ be liked. I don't know, I ask myself the same question sometimes
Load More Replies...No no no 50's - I'm going to bed, tidy up and lock the door on your way out
Right now I’m in my teens and apparently I’m already acting like I’m in my thirties, which is funny because apparently I also look like I’m thirty
50’s, don’t really care if anyone agrees with me, I know who I am, I know my truth, and I’m ok with it!
No. Thank You!
Sometimes it can indeed be relieving because I'm not actually mentally prepared to go out but some other times it can make me feel sad when people just find excuses to push me away. Like let's not make plans in the first place. I obviously don't mean all people do it with this intention but many times people have
Then why the f**k would you make plans in the first place you dumbass b***h
I think it's polite to pretend to be disappointed, but not overdo it. I try to do that.
I hate this f****n s**t. Make plans if you want to, don't if you don't want to. Why complicate it
It’s just a social dance we do. They hoped you would cancel, at which point you would apologize and they would secretly relieved.
just the other day I was complimented by my lifelong friend, that it´s only me and her sister who perfectly understand about looking happily forward to an event and then cancelling it because on the supposed day all the energy has run out
Feeling Aggressively Seen Tbh
3) Doing absolutely nothing because I'm stressing over all the things I have yet to do
This. My favourite animals ever are bee and sloth because I only have to physical states/modes of going/being: I'm either doing nothing&sleep a lot &enjoy food &happy being left alone or being incredibly busy (two jobs, 4kids, well organized...).
I honestly have all the things scheduled for next week and will be doing nothing the following three
Yadirichi does recognize, however, that there are some downsides to being introverted. “For one, I can get so comfy with my own company that I forget the importance of building relationships. Let's be real; we all need people in our lives,” she shared. “More so, being an introvert sometimes makes me cling to my comfort zone like it's my lifeline. While comfort zones are great for brewing ideas, there's a whole world out there where we can share our talents and make a difference.”
*meows*
hey wanted to check in and hopefully everything went well, and if you don't want to say then its ok, but i just wanted to check in and see how your stepdaughters baby is doing? (edit: and your family and you)
Load More Replies...It's ok, luv. Once you get past 40 you just stop trying. And it feels GREAT.
amen! or sooner lol... i officially turn 40 tomorrow and i gave up yeeeaaaars ago! it does feel great :)
Load More Replies...All Of The Above, Sugar *winks Seductively With Both Eyes*
I wouldn't be bragging with that username. It's more like something you work hard to hide.
It is awesome, but it’s not when you’re both depressed and lazy because then you can’t get up for another 40 minutes because it’s too comfy
I Pay Roughly $83 Per Day For The Right To Live In My Home… “Going Big” Simply Means I’d M Be Wasting Money
Home is where my bed, all my snacks, my PJs are, and only my cats judge me :D
Everything I need is at Home, including friends, pets, and entertainment. Why go out?
This is what I never understood. If someone gave me to "Die as a king" or "Live as a coward" then I am ABSOLUTELY CHOOSING THE LIVING OPTION.
She also busted a few of the common myths that surround introverts. “That we're all shy, timid, arrogant, or just plain incapable. The ‘incapable’ myth gets under my skin the most because introverts aren't any less capable due to our quieter nature,” Yadirichi noted. “We've got skills aplenty, but we might express them in more subtle ways. We'd rather avoid the spotlight and let our actions speak for us.”
Are You Mad At Me: A Memoir By Me
I feel like there should be an app on your phone that notifies you every time someone hits a you’re not in trouble/it’s fine button a bit like a a “like button” on their phone when talking to you.
I feel like that wouldn’t help me because I’d feel like they’re just lying to me
Load More Replies...But then you would wonder, “Are they just saying they’re not mad?”
This. Someone could tell me I'm their favorite person in the world. I'll feel amazing for about 4 minutes until I wonder, "What if they were joking....."
Even if that worked, mine wouldn't be cured because mine isn't social. :(
Oh! But my mom takes it another step! I have to ARGUE with her to CONVINCE her that I'm telling her the trust EVERY D*MN TIME!
Ah Yes, House Cleaners Who Work For $30 And Want No Tips, And 25 Year Olds Who Make $615 In Monthly Donations. I Love Science Fiction ❤️
Wait…how do you get internet for $20 a month? What don’tI know about?
Akron, Ohio. I'm renting a 3br for 700/month. The downside is that I live in Ohio.
Load More Replies...This is so divorced from reality that I can't even come up with something funny or snide to say about it.
Where is rent $825?! Not anywhere where a 25 yo would actually make 100000. Oh wait. We’re talking about Narnia……yea we’re talking about Narnia. Idiots
Most places in the world. Look at the city of Bradford, UK or Plovdiv, Bulgaria or New Dehli, India. If it is referring to within the USA then look at any small town that isn't by a major city.
Load More Replies...They supposedly donate that much each month. I think the person who wrote the headlines misunderstood the chart.
Load More Replies...How does minimum wage add up to $100K per year? Three consecutive jobs?
They can't be that excellent with money if they don't have any savings? Just living month to month but feeling superior for their donations? I can say this because I'm skint
It's very bizarre to donate the equivalent of 3/4ths of your rent. I've never known anyone to have recurring donations of more than £20 or so.
Load More Replies...One Time In Middle School I Called My Friend Eleni And Her Dad Answered The Phone And I Said “Hi Is Eleni There?” And Her Dad Shouted “Eleni! Your Friend With Horrible Phone Etiquette Called!” And When I Tell You That I Still Get Stress Dreams About This Interaction… 😂 😭
When that phone rang my two older sisters would practically tear the doors off the hinges trying to get out of their rooms and into the hallway to answer the phone. My parents knew to stay out of the way, they would get trampled.
Yeah and is run like hell to get there first and tell their fellas exactly what bitches they really were! It happened a few times and the buzz I got was worth the broken nose and chipped tooth, btw I'm the youngest of 3 girls and I adore my sisters but those girls can carry a grudge lol . We're 62 ,59 and 55 and it gets brought up in every conversation ever!
Load More Replies...On more than one occasion I got myself so riled up I’d end up saying “Hi, this is (friend’s name), can I please speak to (my name)?
I remember almost dying that time my friend's older brother (whom I had a crush on) answered the phone. Still haven't lived that one down and it's been like twelve years...
"Hi, this is [your name here], is Eleni there? -or- may I speak with Eleni?" So identify yourself first so Dad can tell Eleni who's calling and Eleni can tell him to say she's not there.
Load More Replies...Whilst I hated this growing up, it did teach me life skills. It taught me how to make small talk to people I didn't know well, it taught me phone skills and I got to know my friends parents. When I did work experience in year 11, we had folders we had to tick off things we had done and one section was phone calls. I was petrified of speaking on the phone but years of phoning friends meant I had the skills. Then it turned out the woman on the phone was a massive celebrity at the time (double Olympic gold winner and I was a massive sports fan) so all those skills went out the winner the second she mentioned her name!
Anxiety would be when a family member gets 'chatty' with a friend of yours on the phone. Get off. Get off. Get off. Arggghhh
My parents would say "nope, try again" and hang up. I had to relay the "script" when I gave anyone the home number. "Hello Mr/s X, this is Y. how are you today?" Pause for response. "Glad to hear it. Is Z home and available to talk?"
But Yadirichi wanted to make it clear that introverts certainly can rock the boat when it’s necessary. “In fact, the low expectations can work to our advantage. When people least expect, we spark intrigue, further allowing us to make a positive impact,” she explained.
“To my fellow introverts, you've got some serious potential. Your inner world is like a treasure chest of creativity; don't ever doubt it. Embrace your uniqueness and never sell yourself short.”
If you’d like to hear more from Yadirichi, be sure to visit Diary Of An Introvert!
Camera Cuts To Me Parking, Getting My Reusable Shopping Bag Out Of The Car, Walking All The Way To The Entrance Of Trader Joe’s, Grabbing A Basket, Stepping One Foot Inside The Door And Seeing All The People, Out Loud Saying “Absofuckinlutely Not”, Putting The Basket Back And Leaving
I have walked into a bakery, seen the queue and walked right past everyone to the exit...🤣
Yep. I drove 30 minutes to get some things at Costco one day, drove in one of the parking lot entrances, through the parking lot, right back out, and back home. I never even got out of the car.
Load More Replies...I love the contrast between the huuuuuuuge title and the tiny post
I recommend go living in a little village in a rural setting in "old" Zealand, with 3 somewhat bigger villages in the area with supermarkets and looooots of farmers selling their products from their barn "shops" and stalls along the roads, with tin boxes or QR-codes for payment. We are a happy, grumpy bunch, don't bother each other too much, and found a way to comfortly deal with the tourist crowds in summer.
I miss the pre Covid open 24 hours supermarkets. Shopping at 2am was great.
I Genuinely Don’t Know How People Did It. This Is My Worst Nightmare
No, we used to send the only confident family member and tell them if it was for us we weren't in
Yeah nah, we just let it go to the answering machine. And before we had one of those, we’d take the phone off the hook during dinner. I’m old.
There was a time when there were no answering machines.
Load More Replies...Or as soon as hearing it was a prepared spiel we would hang up. Click. Even easier when they started using computer. Mechanical voice. Click. Just don't engage.
I couldn't be rude or hang up on people so I'd hand the phone to my daughter and have her deal with the telemarketers. She'd be nice for bout 10 seconds then hang up.
I’m Sticking With The Time Isn’t Real Idea Because This Is Bonkers
How about... 3 years into a decade that started 12 hours ago?
Load More Replies...I am glad it is Sept. Can't wait until beginning of Oct. Will be retired.
October just never lasts long enough. Happy retirement though.😀
Load More Replies...We hope these tweets are making you feel seen, pandas, if you too have a fear of going out. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being an introvert or liking to keep to yourself, especially when you can bond with like minded individuals through lists like this. Keep upvoting the pics you find most relatable, and if you’d like to find even more memes and tweets for antisocial individuals, be sure to check out Bored Panda’s last article on the same topic!
I Wish My Brain Had A Sleep Button. This Shit’s Exhausting
For some reason I read screwdriver, which I feel like might work just as well
Load More Replies...Transcendental Meditation shuts the monkey talk in my brain off pretty effectively.
This Honestly Sounds *lovely*
I just think about the scenes from Unbroken when they were lost at sea and I get total anxiety, so this sounds like a nightmare...
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2021/oct/08/it-was-a-nice-break-from-everything-two-men-rescued-after-29-days-lost-at-sea
You Can Cut Off All Human Interaction And Be On Your Phone *all Night Long* If You Want To!
Translation 'get fat' 'don't get paid' and 'smell like fart'. That's why we are depressed because we do need to get up and shower and not eat junk.
That is... not how depression works. You can be fit and healthy, clean and smartly dressed and an all-round productive member of society and still be crippingly, overwhelmingly depressed. (Ask how I know. Or don't, because it's obvious.)
Load More Replies...Why Sleep When Dwelling On Unlikely Disaster Scenarios Is On The Menu?
All last night. My sinuses are clogged and I can't breathe out of my nose; my body forgets I can actually breath out of my mouth when nose is stuffed. Every time I started drifting off to sleep I'd gasp myself awake because I couldn't breathe out of my nose and though i tried breathing out of my mouth, I'd stop when falling asleep and default to nose. Finally fell asleep but then my alarm went off.
We tend to forget how amazing a non clogged nose is until we can't fuxking breathe
Load More Replies...“Whoopsie Daisy”- Me Looking Around At All The Burnt Bridges
20 seconds after I read a message: I don't know what to say. 5 minutes after I read it: well now it's awkward, I'll let them think I didn't have my phone on me and respond in an hour. 6 hours later: *oh shoot*. 2 days later: groan of agony every time I look at the message. 3 months later: I regularly spend hours thinking about how I wish I had responded but now it's too late and I just lost my one and only friend and now my life is over. 4 months later: well they just send another message they are pretending I didn't ghost them for months oh I have such good friends literally I do not deserve them, but anyways now I respond really fast so it never happens again until they say something and I can think of a response and now... 20 seconds later:
Wow that was a literal stroke of a comment didn't realize how much I emphasized with this problem
Load More Replies...I think most phones allow you to read the text, then change it back to unread so you can respond to it later and not forget?
Well At Least The Photo Sounds Adorable. That’s The Important Part
My user name comes from a fantasy novel by Diane Duane. It's what the main character names his sword, and he explains to his friend that it's an archaic word meaning "Harrow Heart". I started using it because my heart has never NOT been broken, and have kept it because it's so unusual it is almost always available when I need to sign up for some new account somewhere.
Doorbell: *rings* Me: *dives Behind Couch*
I once had a therapist tell me that I should probably just get a cabin and go live in the woods somewhere. At least she gets me!
My therapist did that as well, she also pointed out the value of not letting them win by physically fleeing a situation since that tells your stone age brain that you fled and survived and that's great, better always flee when you feel like that. It's better to plan beforehand for things where this is possible, making the event shorter or whatever makes it easier to deal with.
At Least My Floaters Are Always There For Me 🙌
Funny, I tell my optometrist I have "floaters" and she understands what I am talking about perfectly...
Load More Replies...yes you have to press down on your nose and blink at the same time
Load More Replies...For some reason, mine are just little dots that float across occasionally.
yeah I got the dots too. or bubbles? they sloosh thru my field of vision like a flock of birds and then they’re gone
Load More Replies...You really want to get a kick....look into a microscope with floaters and it looks like you are surrounded by jellyfish. Another reason I don't do histology
I have one named Slim in my left eye who's been with me for years. He's very distinctive.
Yup. Had cataract surgery, only to be left with floaters and white flashes of light. I won't replace the other cataract for as long as I can hold out.
Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line?
Where do they go. Where did he come from cotton eye joe
Load More Replies...The never-ending question: Is that a bug on the wall or a floater in my eye?
Normalize Skipping Right On Over The Small Talk And Landing On The Farewell Portion Of The Interaction
I saw an old man staring at me and thought it was maybe a father of one of my pupils. It was my classmate. We were 34.
Waved to my friend’s fine silver fox of a Dad the other day. Except it turned out to be my friend.
Load More Replies...And Unfortunately The Stress Of Receiving A Social Invite Has Increased That To A Five Day Recovery Period With A Clause That Allows For An Extension For Any Reason, Let’s Touch Base In June?
Yeah I never understand how people can go out BOTH days of the weekend. I can manage it maybe once every few months and I'm wiped out.
Yep. Spent all day with a good buddy, said my g'byes...and she called me four times later that night...just to chat. WTH.
bro imagine being so lazy you can't do at least one thing every day
“What! Are You Doing! In My Swamp!”- I Yell, Confused, At The Neighborhood Children At My Door Who Are Trying To Sell Me Magazine Subscriptions (Seriously Though… How Is This Still A Thing?!)
I literally talk about this all the time. I want to be a little kitty getting pets, cuddles and love constantly
Load More Replies...My dream is to be a lighthouse keeper, living with my two cats. It would be on an island far enough away from shore so they would airdrop my supplies in once a month... So long as I have plenty to read, no lack of stationery and Starlink for Comms and entertainment 🤔
I don't want to admit to having a breakdown but i was literally crying in my office one day because it was PROBABLY true that I'd never be one of the Paw Patrol riding around in the paw patroller. This is a true story. I was 51 years old.
Why would anyone want to be seen on tv? Why would you want people to know you exist?
Who Am I Gonna Call? My Mom, Like Six Times A Day, And Literally No One Else
Me: Is there a spirit in my house? Ouija Board: * slides to yes * Me: Great, your portion of the rent is $650.00 and is due the first of the month. Ouija Board: F - U - C - K
Me, On The Verge Of A Full Blown Meltdown: “Doing Great Thanks! You?”
I have faith that you would also be fantastic at interacting with capybaras. Keep that confidence going!
I Now Communicate Exclusively Through Tagging People In Memes And I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way . *jazz Hands*
But then they CALL instead of texting back. Or, at least my weirdo friends do.
Load More Replies...Worse. Waiting around for someone to call back. The trepidation is palatable.
There used to be SlyDial when I was in HS. You called SlyDial, typed in the number you wanted to call, and it sent you straight to VM. It was AMAZING. I mainly used it to cancel plans and appointments because of anxiety.
My Mom’s Friend Has My Phone Number And Every Few Weeks Will Send A Massive Group Text. Not In Messenger, A Text. It Will Usually Be A Picture Of A Flower In Her Garden Or Something She Cooked, And For The Next Several Hours My Phone Will Be Blowing Up With Reply Texts From Boomer Strangers Saying Anything From “Lovely Flower, Here’s A Picture Of A Flower In My Garden” (Which Will Set Off Another String Of Texts Replying To That Flower) To “Please Stop Including Me In These Group Texts”. It’s A True Nightmare And Brought Me To The Point Where I Changed My Message Settings To Just Not Allow Group Texts From Anyone. I Do Not Want This
That title was like an entirely different roller coaster ride of a post on its own.
i thought the title was the actual post for a minute
Load More Replies...I'm that person so much. To all the people keeping the chat going, I do read every message so please don't think I don't care I just can't decide what to say
Teehee My Bad Wasn’t Listening
It helps me at least if after I get their name I use it like 'nice to meet you Grimhilda' or 'my cousins name is also Phalaxx' or 'So Stepania IV, how many pickles are too many pickles?'
Ah, I love being a small female in the south for this reason. All females are Lady, all males are Friend or Buddy. And if it awkwardly gets to be we are friends I can just call everyone Honey.
I Don’t Wanna 😭
You can't. You have to leave a message because no one is available at this time, even though you've just gone through 9 minutes of automated selection options, but they really do appreciate your call
The Limit To My Attention Span Is 280 Characters Including Spaces And Punctuation So Plz Keep It Quick
One of my teachers assigned a five-page paper. Someone asked "Can it be longer than five pages?" He replied "Sure. Just mark the five pages you want me to read."
Short attention spans make the job of advertisers and propagandists much easier. No need to actually explain, just stir up a bit of reaction and people will act on their emotions. When we engage our brains and actually take the time to read and consider and think we end up being much smarter in everything we do. An elevator pitch should just draw us in to learn more, instead we base entire major decisions on it.
This! My college professor who was notorious for being a hardass once gave us a 5 page paper but limited us to a 60 second presentation for those 5 pages. If you caught his attention, there's your good grade. The presentations were... Interesting
Thinking About Soon Making The Switch To Meetless Every Days Myself, Wish Me Luck 🙌
*walks In Very Fast Laps Around Office With A Look On My Face That Is Meant To Reflect Deep Contemplation And Purpose When Really I Just Don’t Want To Check My Email*
I mostly work from home but go to my office once a week. I definitely read BP both places. :)
Load More Replies...scrolling bored panda with my real work in the window behind it so i can quickly close it and look productive in case my boss walks in??
... in the office, actually a lot more than at home. Which has another advantage - the former boss never drops by your desk to discuss one issue, which leads to ending up having to redo half the machine you were making, making it worse and countering that to a sufficient extent and, generally, just wasting time on behalf of a dude with too much free time. It is actual work, but as it means CAD'ing a few alternative solutions while one is required, or pointlessly changing stuff in order to run out of clearance or weight capacity of the building in currently planned state and make, ... while at home, you just gotta pretend your headset was broken, and can work straight through one solution. You'll most likely either need only one, or further improve expenses by having to provide exchangability and the according items to be exchanged, ... oh my ... office work often sucks. Home office has more advantages than just that.
No matter what you are doing. Doing it with purpose. People will not bother you with trivialities. I use to run inventory counts for a company. Told all my counters to walk with purpose. If I caught them walking like they were lost I would give them the worst counting job I could find. The smart ones learned. The others counted a lot of small things one by one.
Moss Babe Goals
… Every Visitor?? You Mean, Visitors To My House? That’s Just My Cat, Hon. And He Already Knows ❤️
Visiting humans to my house? What are you on about? No such thing happens as I pretend I'm not home
Kat Stratford Summer Is Hot Girl Summer
"'Whoops'?! My insurance does not cover PMS!" "Well then tell them I had a seizure."
Thoughts? Oh, None For Me Thnx
*jazz Hands*
Moo
"You have dead horses in the pasture!!!" - "No, they are celebrating their naps, as every decent being should do." Standard conversation with tourists every summer. Many people are convinced that horses die when lying down. No, they need deep sleep phases a couple of times during 24h, to stay healthy, relaxed and happy. If they cannot lie down, they get sick.
They also think we've blindfolded them every summer when we break out the fly masks! :) I'm always tempted to put up a sign saying "Horses Can See Just Fine. It's Like a Window Screen."
Load More Replies...All Clear
I See You, Goldcrest. I Am You, Goldcrest
You wouldn't want all birds to be the bluebird of happiness. Or be happy as a lark.
Relatable Af
While A Surprise Party Sounds Like My Absolute Worst Nightmare, I Can Still Recognize Cheryl For The Icon That She Is 🙌🙌
The Likelihood Of Me Agreeing To Go To A Party Would Increase *significantly* If This Was A Thing
… And Now That I’m Here, I Realize I Was Having Way More Fun Doing That. Toodles 👋
Slow blinks with your kitty is the best! I'd rather get a slow blink from my cat over a compliment from a person any day! 😽
The Facts And Information Make It Real Tough Though Tbh
“It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere” Is Tired. It’s Done. We’re *quafftiding* Now
Well, 'to quaff' a drink is to drink heartily, and 'a quaff' is a drink (both usually involving alcohol), "quafftide" makes absolute sense. I will definitely be using that word from now on!
I think, and I’m being phonetic here, kwoff-tyd.
Load More Replies...Narrator: They Never Spoke Again
But yea no face time I don't like my face
Load More Replies...An Awkward Mind Speakith A Sober Heart
My Patronus Is A Kitty In A Dress That Is *completely* Pussed Off
As a kid I had a wonderful cat who loved (or tolerated) when I dressed her up in my doll clothes. Her favorite was a faux fur jacket with matching hat. She used to steal the hat and carry it around in her mouth. :) Our other cat made it quite clear that clothing was not for her.
ha! ticked off kitties in outfits posing for photos...? man, the more things change.......
Doorbell: *rings* Me: *dives Behind Nearest Potted Plant*
Can You Imagine Sitting Through A High School Pep Rally And Then Immediately Having To Go And Take An Algebra Test?
Iso A Grownup To Take Care Of Me Because I Am *not* Nailin’ This ❤️
Are you referring to the age of my body or me mental age? Cuz my mental age depends on a lot of things and changes every day.
I literally forgot how old I am and told my coworkers the wrong number the other day....
Mary Poppins Is My Party Icon 🙌
My ex-husband used to take an hour to say goodbye and God forbid he see someone else on the way out because that’ll be another hour and a half. “Wow I haven’t seen you since college. What have you been doing? “ Argh! I could sneak out the side door. He always was just too friendly. (As if that’s a bad quality. Lol I couldn’t take it!))
My Favorite Part Of The Morning Is When The Barista Asks My Name For My Order And I Promptly Forget What It Is. I Do This Every Morning And Always Know The Question Is Coming Yet And Somehow Am Always Caught Off Guard
Let’s Circle Back In The New Year?
I Genuinely Did Not Mean To Spend $300 On A Weighted Blanket…
A friend with clinically diagnosed bipolar spent over $800 in a second-hand store while manic. A few days later, went back with all the stuff exactly as purchased, with receipt, and was refused a refund. "We can give you a store credit." Angry doesn't begin to cover it.
The Joy These Really Nice Stickers May Have Sparked Has Been Replaced With An Overwhelming Sense Of Dread About Needing To Make A Decision As To Where To Stick Them
*nods Enthusiastically* *gently Begins To Weep With A Remarkable Level Of Grace And Sophistication* *vomits*
So Thankful For Free Will But I Wouldn’t Say No To A But More Guidance Ffs
This is literally how my intrusive/impulsive thoughts work... I was washing dishes and my brain said "It would take minimal effort to spray myself with the sink faucet and no one can stop me!" (Yes, I let the impulsive thoughts win, and yes, I had to change my shirt)
Upvotes for being true to your thoughts and also for being willing to have to change clothes after doing the dishes. (Too many tasks in a row.)
Load More Replies...Sooo... Not Just Me? *jazz Hands*
Excuse me I did not ask to get called out like this today
It’s Always “You Can Wear Jeans On Fridays” And “Free Pizza In The Break Room”… When Will Hr Finally Get Their Shit Together And Implement *this*???
I Am But A Potato 🤷♂️
I’m Sorry But If You’re Living In 2023 And Have Absolutely Zero Anxiety… I’m Not Sure That’s A Good Thing??
I dont know what I would do with myself if I didn't have anxiety and depression. I mean, thats my whole personality!!
I don't have depression or anxiety. I'm finding a lot of these odd why would you stress about saying hello to your neighbour?
Because lots of people have social anxiety. And other people expect a certain level of interaction when you meet them.
Load More Replies...Quick Question… Do You Have To Pay For Medical Care Received From A Doctor Who Is Not In Their Office But Is Just Like A Fellow Passenger On A Flight? Is This A Medical System Hack I’ve Just Realized??? Like Should I Be Saving My Medical Emergencies For 10,000 Ft?
I See You. I Am You
I was relating to this, but then realised I’d misread 30 hours as 30 minutes
I Am Not Responsible For The Things I Say/Do When Hungry
I Wish Someone Would Take This Power Away From Me. I’m Too Young To Have This Much Responsibility
I Do, However, Think Adults Should Apply The Same Zest In Party Planning To Their Own Parties That They Do Their Kids’ Parties. Grownups Like Bouncy Castles And Putting Dry Ice In Bowls Filled With Drinks And Calling It A Witch’s Potion Too, And If These Were Featured At Your Event I’d Be Far More Likely To Attend
I Love My Colleagues ❤️
The Fact That The Meanest, Most Unhinged Dms Almost Exclusively Come From People Who Have Some Mention Of Being A Kind Person In Their Ig Bio. If Ya Have To Say You’re A Nice Person…
So the person who threw away OPs food was not a waiter then? What the actual fu©k?
You’re My Best Friend In The World And I Love And Adore You And I Will Be The Happiest Person In The World If You Cancel Our Plans Today
Ever Since I Found Out Pig-In-A-Blanket Was Real, Everything Changed. I’m Not A Fan Of Eating Them But Find The Mere Concept To Be Deeply Relatable
You’re Doing Great Sweetheart *promptly Dissociates*
How About We Do A Poll? Should I Stop Letting Strangers On The Internet Make Decisions For Me?
I Believed That Turning The Light On In The Car At Night Was Illegal. I Now Know This Is Not True But Will Never Risk It Just In Case 🤞
People my age (around 40) were worried about quicksand, acid rain and the Bermuda Triangle.
Facebook Is The Upside Down
I'm often surprised when someone (old celebrity) dies - I hadn't realised they were still alive
Or five years after they died you find out. Maybe I heard about it at the time but I wasn’t paying attention.
Load More Replies...That's because you wasn't paying attention. The signs were always there
Absolute Family Goals 🙌🙌🙌
"Fun Run"... Like jumbo shrimp, found missing, comfortable bra... #Oxymoron
20 year old me used to do 15 km fun runs. Me today "if its over 10 meters, take a car"
What gets me is people who will drive around the mall for 30 minutes to get a parking spot close to mall entrance so they don't have far to walk to go in the mall then spend 2 hours walking circles inside the mall!
Adopting This Very Statement As My New Mantra
That's WHY I'm panicking, because I don't have enough information yet.
I Do Not Miss Every Work Meeting Beginning With Deep Talks On Our Feelings, But I Do Miss The Level At Which We Set Our Expectations For Productivity
Honestly life didn’t change much for me, besides wearing masks in shops. I never travelled, went to social gathering, hugged or kissed people, and I always washed my hands regularly and hand sanitised after touching things.
Load More Replies...I’m Such A Terminal People Pleaser That I’d Probably Just Roll With It And Start Going By Hannah But I’m Also Introverted Enough That I Wouldn’t Go To The Party. This Is Exhausting
Absolutely. The appropriate response after that would be something like "My name's not Hannah, I don't know any Lisa and I have no celebratory occasion going today, but if you give me the adress, I'll be on my way in 5 minutes".
Load More Replies...Shhhhhhhhhhhh Plz Tysm
Single Iso Precedented Times
A string of horrible things happened to me in 2015-16 which finally threw me into catastrophic levels of depression (the therapist I finally went to actually had to ask "are you SURE you haven't had any thoughts about harming yourself?" because after the first couple of sessions she thought I must have been lying the first time she asked that question). Since then further horrible things have happened and objectively speaking my life hasn't improved much and in some ways has definitely gotten worse. But these days I just don't seem to react anywhere near as badly as I used to and have even become capable of feeling happy and enjoying life even when I'm in a really bad situation. I guess it's partly that I've become more stoic, but if I learned anything from the pandemic it was a) Let go of the illusion that you're in control of what life is going to throw at you, and b) Appreciate and take pleasure in the present moment. When all is said and done it's the one thing you truly have.
