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Parenting is full of ups and downs. One moment your little one is curled up on your lap telling you how much they “love you, Mommy!” And the next minute, you’re screaming at them for spilling an entire box of cereal and a gallon of milk on the freshly mopped kitchen floor.
If you’re currently on that seemingly never-ending rollercoaster ride of parenting young kids, we’ve got a list down below that will hopefully make you feel a little less alone. We’ve gathered some of our favorite hilarious posts from “Mom & Dad” on Instagram. So enjoying reading these pics that find the humor in everyday parenting experiences, and be sure to upvote the ones you find painfully relatable!
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#1
What’s The Big Deal? Kinda Sounds Like My College Days
Niki A 2 years ago
Bing born must be terrifying then lol.... esp by c-section. The wall opens up, you get yanked out naked, and it's cold and you don't know these people.
XenoMurph 2 years ago
My daughter was born by csection after my ex spent 50 hours in labour. Must have been terrifying. But within 10 minutes i was talking gently to her and she was staring into my eyes. Which always amazes me, she'd never seen eyes before. She probably recognised my voice though.
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Bored Koala 2 years ago
Absolutely! Labour must be pretty crazy and terryfing to begin with... and then it's over and you're somewhere else where the lights are super bright, sounds are much sharper and all of a sudden all these people you've never seen before and never heard before are touching you, moving you, talking to you and you can't understand what they're saying, what's going on, and/or communicate what you want or need... so terrifying and frustrating! I'd start crying "like a baby" too!
Melissa Hammond 2 years ago
Too true. I've often thought that. What's cool is that I'd be freaking out. I'd think I was having a blackout, if I'd gone to sleep in one place, but I woke up in another one, without knowing how tf I got there. But babies just wake up, look around sleepily, and accept it. Like, "Where am I? Oh. Cool. Teleported to Walmart this time, looks like. Love Walmart. Where's mom, tho? Oh there she is. Alrighty then. Everything seems to be in order. Chop, chop, y'all. Let's shop!" Wonder when our ability to just be in the moment, and roll with it, like that, goes away? Probably age 2. Two year olds aren't known for being easy going. Or for rolling with anything. Pity.
Niki B 2 years ago
I read some research, according to it babies perceive the world in many ways the same as adults - they are scared, bored, lonely, hurt, etc. the only difference is that they stop remembering themselves until a certain age. maybe that 's why we are all inadequate and problematic ? that all these mental traumas remain on the subconscious
Couldn't think of a decent name 2 years ago
That's why I always cared as soon as I woke up in the car. I went to bed and suddenly I was in a car!!!??? How weird is that?After some time my parents told me where I will wake up because of that.
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#2
This Hits Different Today
XenoMurph 2 years ago
Rubbish. My feet hurt from standing so long though. Parenting has a lot to do with who comes out during the birth. Some kids are nightmares, no matter how good the parent.
Sandella 2 years ago
And yet it's amazing how we're programmed to forget the birth trauma and do it all over again!
XiaLi Wang 2 years ago
What kind of programming did you get? I still remeber all 3 of mine... 1 hard, 1 easy and then 1 so bad I have PTSD. 8 years on and I haven't forgotten
Load More Replies... Melissa Hammond 2 years ago
Ain't that the truth. A truth we're left to discover on our own, I might add. No wonder everyone looked at me in that weird way, and said, "Bless your heart." and, "You poor thing!", all the time, when I was pregnant. I thought they were being sympathetic to the discomfort I was in. I didn't know they felt sorry for me, because they knew what was coming and they couldn't bear to tell me. Hence, the conspiracy of silence. Thanks for that, btw. B*tches.
Dee 2 years ago
For many folks giving birth is how their parenting journey starts.
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I Love My Kids. But Please Nap And Stop Eating My Chips
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago (edited)
In my case it's chocolate. And ice cream. I'm turning into Gollum, secretly and hiddenly eating my preciousssess
Iris Hidalgo 2 years ago
Yeah, but then they say, "I love you" and it's the best thing in the whole world ❤️
Bryan W. 2 years ago
Still waiting for that, (7 mo.) but I can settle for a huge smile when I enter the room for now.
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Queen Jackson. 2 years ago
My 3 year sister can drink a 10 pouch box of caprisuns in 12 hours.
XiaLi Wang 2 years ago
We fit our kids into our lives. Sure, we can't do literally whatever we want whenever we want it but apparently we're enjoying the best of both worlds a lot more than other parents
Walter Brameld 2 years ago
And then complain to everybody about it as if you didn't know what you were getting into.
There’s no question that being a parent is difficult from day one, and we’re all familiar with the “terrible twos”. So if you’re sleep-deprived, stressed and tired of constantly singing lullabies, it might be helpful to find some humor in your situation and bond with fellow moms and dads who are in the same boat. That’s where pages like “Mom & Dad” on Instagram can come in. This particular account has amassed an impressive 18.2k followers for sharing relatable, humorous parenting content, and for reassuring followers that “we aren’t all meant to be Pinterest parents.”
Many of the pics shared on Mom & Dad come straight from their own content on Twitter, detailing what it’s like to have young kids at home and suddenly feel like your days of going out are over. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with cuddling up with your spouse and kids on the couch on a Friday night and allowing your little ones to eat chicken nuggets three times a week just so that they’ll eat something. This hilarious page reminds parents not to be too hard on themselves and teaches those of us who plan on having kids one day that there’s no point in striving to be a “perfect” parent.
#4
I Love You Nicole
Trophy Husband 2 years ago
I wish people wouldn't clean their house before I come over, it would make me feel better about mine!
Melissa Hammond 2 years ago
I'm both. I'm Brenda Nicole. I'll help you find where that smell's coming from. Then, I'll help you clean it up. If I have a friend, they love me. Up until they start to hate me, cause my house always stays clean. I can't help it, tho. I'm a Virgo.
#5
Parenting Tips And Toddler Hacks
#6
Happy Mother’s Day Ladies
Trophy Husband 2 years ago (edited)
And being a tall guy is all fun and games until you have to get everything down off every shelf for everyone! I'm 6'1" and I considered myself tall until I got a job at a construction company once. Average was like 6'4" and a few were 6'8"! I never remember having to look upward when talking to someone until then!!
XiaLi Wang 2 years ago
Married a short guy..... his big headed baby nearly tore me a new one - LITERALLY
If you’re a mom or dad of young children, you might be wondering what age is the hardest to parent, to give yourself something to look forward to. If I can just make it past four years old, I’ll be fine! Right? Unfortunately, it’s extremely hard for parents to reach a consensus on this topic. Some say 8-year-olds are the biggest challenges, while others swear those pesky tween years are the hardest. And of course, toddlers and teens are notorious for being handfuls. So the conclusion that I’m inclined to reach is that all ages are the worst. Sorry, parents. It won’t get easier until they’re grown up!
In fact, Elizabeth Broadbent at Scary Mommy even wrote an article explaining why exactly every age is terrible. But parents shouldn’t lose hope, because that also means that every age is the best. “You see your child at their worst. You see them at their best. It’s natural to laugh at the parents struggling with newborns and diaper bags and think, ‘just you wait.’ But remember: they’re having just as difficult a time as you are right now,” Broadbent writes. “You get used to every age. Every age comes with its challenges, but it comes with the good parts too. You take the good with the bad, the independence with the challenges, the happy with the sad.”
#7
Dad Bod > Magic Mike. Prove Me Wrong
SheHulk 2 years ago
To me, Nick Offerman is the sexiest man on the planet. He does not look like the guys in Magic Mike. nick-646b6...79d259.jpg 
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
I feel the same way, but about Patten Oswalt! 🥰 DSqofN2VMA...fe2192.jpg 
Michał Osiecki 2 years ago
I never understood that logic. Its like A.Tate fans: "Tate is super intelligent because he has lots of money" XD
#8
Nothing Is Worth Skipping A Nap. N O T H I N G
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Chick naps between 11:30 and 2 pm. Don't you dare give me any appointments during that time, it's the only me-time I got
Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
we can brunch by chance or you can come over for a drink while i do what i need to do and listen toy ou from every area of my house ;)
#9
Remember When It Was Normal To Meet Friends For Dinner At 8pm?
Clown fish 2 years ago (edited)
They don't stay chick's for long do they. And I just don't go out
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Because parenting is so challenging, and never seems to get easier, it’s important for moms and dads to be able to find the joy and the humor in their roles as guardians. For a previous Bored Panda article, we were able to get in touch with the mom humorist behind Mommy Cusses, Serena Dorman. Lucky for us, Serena was happy to share about some of the funniest parts of being a parent. “The funniest parts are when your kids are old enough to start showing their little personalities,” she previously told Bored Panda. “They say and do the funniest things, and it's a weird Dr. Frankenstein moment where you're like ‘I created this…’ The low-brow potty humor is also superb.”
#10
Our Dog Is Unintentionally Trained To Run Into The Kitchen When She Hears The High Chair Being Latched. ….she Has Also Earned The Name “Big Booty Judy” But That’s A Whole Other Story
Budcot 2 years ago
No no, you buy a handheld vacuum and the older children fight to clean up for you!
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#11
I Need A Nap And A Good Cry
Stephanie A Mutti 2 years ago
And the "spilt milk" was not a plate of spaghetti and sauce on the carpet.
Queen Jackson. 2 years ago
The chocolate milk stains in our chairs and tablecloth from yesterday are laughing.
Melissa Hammond 2 years ago
We cry over spilt milk because it's the worse spill to clean up, there is. Have you ever smelled what happens when a toddler spills a glass of milk on the carpet, and doesnt tell you? Or a baby drops a sippy cup or a bottle, which lands upended on the carpet in your hot car. Milk slowly leaking out, wicking down into the carpet? You get to remain blissfully unaware of it, for awhile, anyway. Until you smell that sour, clabbered milk smell, that's coming from somewhere. When you do finally find it's origin, good luck on getting it cleaned up, and getting rid of that horrible vomitus smell. I recommend an industrial product made for use by school janitors for the removal of vomit and it's accompanying smell, from various surfaces, including carpets. It's that bad. Do yourself a favor and Google this product, then order it. Better to have it, and not need it. Than to need it, and not have it. And realistically, you're probably gonna need it. You're welcome.
Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
the largest water balloon my daughter and her friends made exploded in my kitchen....(it was huge trust me) like one of those extreme party balloons. the only thing i could think of to clean it up was to grab this nice blanket left by my ex to mop it up with...first i teared up about the water - but than I smiled as i had a reason to throw that c**p away ;) first win win for spilt milk situation
#12
Just Remember To Say It With Confidence And Even Your Mil May Believe You
Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc 2 years ago
Ikr, like we have enough space in our house so that my brothers and I don't have to share rooms, but a SPARE BEDROOM??? Like how??
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Trophy Husband 2 years ago (edited)
Mine is two very large storage spaces, and I can only afford app many bins, so a lot of it is in garbage bags tossed in as far as I could get them! My summer project is supposed to be getting rid of one space because I can't afford them, but with kids you never know if you're going to have time to eat, let alone clean out storage...
Serena also says you absolutely need a sense of humor to be a parent. “Having kids is very humbling, and they relish in airing out your dirty laundry to strangers and narrating what you do in the public restroom stall to any other restroom patrons,” she shared. If you can relate to that experience, know that you’re not the only one, pandas!
#13
The One Time My Sister Told Me I Should Be Thankful I Can Nurse When My Nipples Were Bleeding And I Wanted To Quit
Ambry Petersen 2 years ago
Actually rubbing a few drops of breastmilk on your nipples and letting them dry actually works wonders. Learned this from the docs in the ER when I had mastitis.
Claire Armstrong 2 years ago
I never breastfed my son, but 4 or so days after I had him I really regretted it lol! Tried to put a bra on and it just sat there and wouldn't mould round my boobs because they were like feckin rocks! And leaky rocks at that! But then I see things like this about bleeding nipples and I feel relieved again lol!
Junebugjump! 2 years ago
It's amazing how much it hurts for the first ~10 days. Like glass shards being pulled through your milk ducts.
#14
Cheers To A Long Weekend With The Family
#15
This Started When I Told Myself I Didn’t Need An Epidural During Labor. Learned The Hard Way
Monday 2 years ago
If it keeps your kiddo happy so you can enjoy an adult meal with your partner without disturbing everyone else, what's the harm?
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
If it's either miss out on eating out for years, disturbing everyone's meal including your own and letting the kid watch videos... give me the dang IPad.
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Rachel Long 2 years ago
When my step sister was about to be a first time mom she didn't buy nor want any baby clothes for her newborn. 'She was just gonna wrap it in blankets anyways...'
Elizabeth Dittrich 2 years ago
My children grew up before tablets and ipads, during the time when you were not afraid to spank or tell your child no. When my eldest misbehaved in public he was taken out of situation (room), and when we returned he behaved. No child was ever abused they learned quickly screaming and throwing a tantrum did not get them what they wanted. They younger one rarely tried it, he saw what happens and didn't want to get into trouble too. My grandparents and parents believe the same way. Now parents are too scared to spank, say no, or read far to many books that say the way the old way is all wrong. It is if the person using it abuse it or do it incorrectly. Teach your children if you don't they will grow to be entitled, spoiled adults that we call Karen's.
Rute Alves Agrela 2 years ago
My 4 year old has asked for our phones after she saw other parents do that. It was a big no. We explained we go out to spend time together as a family. And it is very annoying when parents do that and we have to listen to the videos or games and our kid who was focused on us gets distracted by that. Kids learn to behave by learning to be present.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
This section should require posters to mention how many kids had experience on and how long has it been since their last kid became 18 to get better context.
Kimberly Wiltshire 2 years ago
I wirked with kids for over 15 years, nanny, personal assistant to large families with disabled children, outdoor education.unstructor whete we lived with 12 kids in a cabin all week long, the list goes on. Devices are literallybruining kids brains and parents relationships with their kdids. Children learn largely by observation, practice and interactions. So I give no pass for this and I can tell you as a restaurant guest lustening to 30 different devces.blast 30 different audios at the same.time is far more intrusive than a child having a momentary and natrual.melt down on occasion. But parents be like, but my kid doesnt like headphones.
Load More Replies...Serena also previously told Bored Panda that it’s crucial for parents to have a space where they can share their funny experiences and failures with fellow moms and dads. “The first few years of my first child's life, I really tried to be perfect, and it was exhausting,” she shared. “I was struggling with postpartum depression and anxiety and didn't even know it because those things weren't being talked about much. We have to show the underbelly of parenting sometimes, not to scare mothers, but to let them know it's okay if/when they experience it.”
#16
And Guys Wonder Why Their Wives Change The Outfits They Chose… That Shirt Doesn’t Stand A Chance
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
I don't even know why 2 year olds have white shirts in the first place. Amnesiac grandparent's gift is my guess 🙃
#17
Daycare Teachers Are Saints If We’re Being Honest. Takes A Special Person To Willingly Watch A Herd Of Kids That Aren’t Yours
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
So true! I had a plate of veggies and dip out for the kids at work the other day and most weren't touching them until both I and one of the kids commented on them being our favourites. Some still spat them out, but at least they tried them!
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#18
My Parents Anytime I Remind Them That My Two Year Old Takes The Opportunity To Turn All Furniture Into A Jungle Gym
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
The ones who didn't turn out fine aren't able to tell you how they didn't turn out fine, are they?
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
I was going to say the same. Plenty of children paid the ultimate price for today's safety standards.
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My sister's three concussions before she was 5... Mind you, the first one it wasn't the furniture that needed anchoring, it was the cardboard box on the table she didn't expect to move when she ran into it!
Apparently, Serena’s kids have picked up her excellent sense of humor as well. “My 5-year-old just started a pre-k program they're doing at the elementary schools here, and every day I like to ask if she's made any friends, how her day was, etc.,” she previously told Bored Panda. “Last week, she turned the tables on me and asked if I talked to any other moms at pick-up. ‘You know, like did you make any mom friends?’ and I cracked up. She wasn't being a smart-ass, she was genuinely curious. But I'm an introvert who struggles with anxiety, and chatting up new people isn't one of my strengths.”
#19
Simon Cholland Being A Cool Laid Back Parent Has Its Limits Though
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I’d like to point out that whomever wrote this article thinks OP’s last name is Cholland, despite the person themselves clearly stating it’s Holland above their handle XD
Mune 2 years ago
Actually I think this is better. The Twitter handle is simoncholland. When you want to search for Twitter users, looking for their handle name will bring up their profile, rather than the actual name which will bring up many other similar names.. anyway 🙄
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#20
When We Think About A Second, Our Toddler Pulls An All-Nighter And Reminds Us Why He Should Be The Only Child
Craftsman 64 2 years ago
If we had our second one first, there wouldn't have been a second one. 1) Sleeping through the night at 3 months. Potty trained in a day. Never ran a temperature once. 2) Sleeping through the night at 12 or 14 months, I think he's potty trained now (sophomore in college) Had to have tubes in his ears at 9 months, broke his arm in 3 places in 1st grade, swells up like a balloon whenever any bug bites him. Puberty hits - I will happily take 3 of #2 over pubescent #1...
Bryan W. 2 years ago
I always imagined at least 2 kids (Ya, know, maintain the numbers, don't put all the eggs in one basket, "logical" nonsense like that) Have a little angel now 7 mos in... A few weeks ago we're visiting cousins with 2 kids, they have a daughter (3 yr) (sweet thing) and a son (1yr terror). I watched the amount of energy and effort it took to, not really control, but just to keep this tornado of a tiny human from destroying literally everything in sight and it made me think... My daughter is gonna be an only child. Yup.
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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
I always think of this when people have 4 or more kids. When did you have the time to make them? Just logistically speaking! I couldn't find 3 minutes to go to the bathroom without being interrupted, and you're just knocking boots like rabbits.
ewa 2 years ago
Our third was planned. Date time: 2:30 a.m. (I watched my fertile days, sorry honey, I know you had a long day...). Fourth were one-half day off work while hubby had annual leave (kids on All day daycare ;) )
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T.M.P Janssen 2 years ago
My mother admited that I would have been an only child if I was born first. Good my brother is 6 years older.
not your average weirdo 2 years ago
My parents are always saying how I was such an easy baby so they decided to have a second, but my sister was anything but easy 😂
Trainingfortheballetpotteh🇺🇦 2 years ago
This! Im the first born, and apperantly i was a way easier child then my little brother was.
Julie Snelling 2 years ago
I very nearly wasn't born because my brother was such a nightmare my dad didn't want another child (he was an only child himself) but my mum wanted another thankfully. And I was an angel 😇
Bookworm 2 years ago
That's actually one theory to explain why babies don't sleep through the night. Some people think that on an evolutionary level, they're making it less likely that their parents will have another baby, thus keeping all the attention and resources for themselves. There's not a good way to test the idea, though.
#21
Remember When A Long Holiday Weekend Was Something You Looked Forward To?
Robert McKenzie 2 years ago
You need a better job; this is worse than work! After this you *really* need a long holiday!
Load More Replies...Serena also left us with some wise words on parenting. “I recently read the quote ‘motherhood is the hardest thing I've ever loved,’ and it's spot-on. Being a mom is filled with so many dualities it makes your head spin, and you're not a bad mom for thinking ‘I love these kids so damn much,’ but also ‘If one more person who has been in my vagina asks me for something, I'm going to flip a table over.’”
#22
It’s Me. I’m The Millennial Parent That Lets My Kiddo Color All Over The Chalk Wall That I Spent Days Painting. Take That Grandma
Terran 2 years ago
My parents had a second flat in the capital, we travelled there a few times a year and I got to colour a wall in the living room with chalkboard paint. I know live in this flat and left out a few spots when I painted out the living room and put picture frames around my old "art".
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
That's awesome! I was allowed to decorate my room however I wanted and actually painted things on the walls and door when I was a teen and added more for my sister when she had the room. My mum sold the place a couple of years ago and because the new owner were demolishing it, my sister actually saved the bedroom door to hopefully put in her own house in the future.
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majandess 2 years ago
This should just happen more. My son used to stick stickers to everything, and I didn't like it on my wood furniture. So I bought a melamine sheet at Home Depot (4'x8'), cut it to fit the area (3' x 6'), and screwed it to the wall. A decade later, the kid is still putting his stickers all over it, and not on my furniture.
Lene 2 years ago (edited)
My mom got so upset with me when I came home with drawings on my arms. I decided that if I ever had kids I would let them draw on themselves. And they do. And I draw on them. Sometimes they remember that somebody also drew on dad (tattoos) so now they look like dad and since they look alike they can be best friends. Lol. Oh, and now my mom gets upset with me when she sees drawings on my kids. Lol!
#23
At Least She Texted This Epiphany To Me Because If This Conversation Happened In Person, 7 Year Old Inner Self Would Have Gone Straight To Pulling Hair
Craftsman 64 2 years ago
"If you keep crying, then the bad men will know where to find you" They'll be paying for the therapy bills when they get older so it's a win/win.
LuckyL 2 years ago
Yes, because letting the dog bark it out is also not the way to go. Poor distressed animal. I also compare my toddler to a dog - there's not much of a difference. But you have to care lovingly to both.
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Barbara Skolly 2 years ago
As a mother of two humans and one dog (also not my first dog ever).... i'm going to say that its a solid analogy. I often compared my friends parenting struggles to dog ownership and they would roll their eyes. Now that their kids are older and they got puppies they say its like having a baby again lol.
Lene 2 years ago
I never understood the "let the kid cry it out"-idea. 1) it hurts the kid so deeply. According to science. And a lot of people's personal experiences. 2) if you pay attention to your kid's language/crying from day one you will notice that the cries are different depending on mood and situation. You will be able to hear a difference between "I'm hungry", "I'm sad", "I'm tired", "I'm angry"... etc. So if your kid cries at night, you should be able to hear on the type of cry what the problem is: perhaps the kid's crying because of thirst. So letting him/her "cry it out" may not have to do with being tired or not. At all. Also 3) quickly establishing a routine for night time does wonders with getting the child to sleep. 4) there are the development leaps where most kids just aren't themselves. Why would you let your kid "cry it out" if it's crying because it is scared of what is happening in it's brain? Wouldn't it, honestly, be better to cradle the kid and sing it a song or something? Smh
#24
I Am That Parent
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
I can't help myself, they're just too darn cute! Only my own, mind you. Other's kids will always be crotch goblins
Having kids may be stressful, exhausting and expensive. But it can also be incredibly rewarding. Don’t be too hard on yourself, and your kids will turn out just fine. Plus, your kids are probably hilarious, and according to Susan Newman at US News, humor might actually be your most valuable tool in raising them. “The more we can call up our sense of humor and put [problems with our children] in perspective, the more likely it is that the parent-child bond will be strengthened,” Newman writes. “Be able to laugh at yourself, too, as your children will learn from you that so many mishaps are not life-changing and far more palatable if taken lightly. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s never too late to start using humor with your toddler or teenager.”
#25
Such A W I L D Labor Day Weekend In Our Household. All The Marker Caps Are Off
Melissa Hammond 2 years ago
I've said, "Please stop licking your hands and wiping them on your sister."
#26
Let’s Go Ahead And Level Set On Expectations For Thanksgiving Now
Robert McKenzie 2 years ago
You can AFFORD 25 apple pies? WOW! I can barely afford a Big Mac these days ...
If you’ve got a screaming toddler in the next room or you’re currently hiding out in the bathroom for a few minutes to scroll through this list, you’re not alone, pandas! Savor these few minutes of peace, and remember that you’re an excellent parent. Keep upvoting the pics that make you feel seen, and then if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda list that speaks to the chaotic experience of being a parent, look no further than right here!
#28
Skipping Nap Time Is Worse Than A Hangover
Andrius 2 years ago
Except that they do. 3 months old baby might not stick to schedule completely yet but toddlers do. Well ofc their parents don't.
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Charlotte Sandoval 2 years ago
"She fell asleep at 12:03, which means she'll probably sleep until 2:06, unless she's hungry, then she'll wake up at 12:05."
#29
It’s A Vicious Cycle Of Buying Toys, Asking Myself Why I Buy Toys, Then Buying More Toys
Robert McKenzie 2 years ago
Only creatures worse than toddlers for playing with the box, are cats.
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Chick can only be interested in a specific toy for 2 days, then it's forgotten. No use buying stuff...
#30
It’s Like They Know You’re About To Go Binge Stranger Things With Cookie Dough And Wine Once You Leave Their Room
#31
I Wonder If They Send It In A Box?
#32
Every Time My Toddler Pitches A Tantrum In Public, One Of Us Continues To Cry On The Way Home And It’s Typically Not The 2 Year Old
Michał Osiecki 2 years ago
Im actually trying not to laugh at the poor little guy watching as he cannot accept that he could not get/achieve something absolutely ridiculous. Terrible two's is not his fault
#34
I Met My Mom Best Friend When We Were Both Hiding At Pick Up
Sea Squirrel 2 years ago
It helps when you're a bit weird. I became best friends with another mom who immediately joined me after I started a water fight during a playdate.
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Method Has Been Tested And Proven Hundreds Of Times
Purple Boba Gurl 2 years ago (edited)
This is certainly true even for me an almost teenaged child
#36
Children Do Not Understand The Luxury Of Being Sent To Their Rooms To Think About Their Attitude
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Annie Steele 2 years ago
This made me laugh and reaffirm that being a parent was never an option because I don't like children even other people's.
majandess 2 years ago
I am a parent and still don't like other people's children. The universe knew what it was doing when I got my child, though, because parenting my son was never like this. He didn't make messes around his highchair, he napped wherever we were, he mostly slept through the night, he didn't poop away from home... He does have his own problems, so it's not been a cake-walk. But this kind of thing just didn't happen. My mom says that my two siblings and I were the same way.
Load More Replies... Rodney McKay 2 years ago
A vasectomy is the best get-rich-quick (and be-happy) scheme ever invented.
Annie Steele 2 years ago
This made me laugh and reaffirm that being a parent was never an option because I don't like children even other people's.
majandess 2 years ago
I am a parent and still don't like other people's children. The universe knew what it was doing when I got my child, though, because parenting my son was never like this. He didn't make messes around his highchair, he napped wherever we were, he mostly slept through the night, he didn't poop away from home... He does have his own problems, so it's not been a cake-walk. But this kind of thing just didn't happen. My mom says that my two siblings and I were the same way.
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