It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This September (30 Pics)

Get them practice on how to stress early!

LMAO

Oh.

Keep an extra eye on this one

But did they answer??

Lol

He is going places

Grandparents are a whole new level

Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

Yes!

Upvote for the user

damn, that hurt's and i'm not even 40!

If I can look like a teenager I may be more tolerant to the repulsive part. Or will the teenager look like a middle aged woman?

No, I don't know! Stop asking!

Ouch ouch ouch!

Ooff

Kids are definitely too honest

Best mom ever

Oh, I hate this! It happens very often here. I simply say " sorry, you are going to miss this one and take the responsibility. Now, go to bed."

🤣oh I miss Santa! Enjoy while you still can

I was worried about telling my kid about where chicken food comes from. I told him when he was 4, and he took it surprisingly well. He even wanted to know where other types of meat came from. Sometimes, we don't give kids enough credit.

What is a cheese bagel? Like cheese on a bagel or cheese in a bagel? Can someone help 😅

Upload it to YouTube, I need to hear this song

I don't see the problem?

Good for both of you

When my son was in kindergarten he learned the phrase “too bad, so sad” from his teacher. It was quite a negative, sarcastic phrase. He would repeat it always.

Classics

I mean, it must be very minty

And as an adult, I need years to contemplate whether it's worth going to work.

Awesome

Alright. Meet our new daughter, a coconut named Lara. Has a place at the table and everything, shares a bed

Very true

Yeah, me too.

I’ll help

Future accountant

I'm so using that excuse at work..thank you

With apologies to the recorder flute, perhaps?

Ok yeah this is very true

Maybe these little bits of Monica, Erica, Tina, Rita and you sounded too cannibalistic? 🥩🍖😅

So true and so weird

She'll circle back to you about it later on

When you hear all the little bits and things bounce and roll under furniture and down the stairs ...

No, they're not in there, they already checked.

Oh dear.. that child needs therapy..on the upside you get more cheese lol

Wait until she starts eatin’ your dried apricots

Or the similar trick: 10 minutes in the dryer with 2 sheets of Bounce. If it smells like clean, it's clean!

I love frozen peas and I’ve never met someone else (apart from my sister) who does

Lol! This reminds me of when my dad and sister out together a pretty large miniature roller coaster set (I helped at first but got .bored quickly, took them 8 hours to finish), and then my dad forbid my sister to play with it because she was “messing it up” too much 🤣

They aren’t farting on YOU, so… 👍

Ah yes, decaf. Broken coffee.

Mine used to wake me to check if I was sleeping😝

RIP, Queen Elizabeth

You throw perfectly good cardboard boxes away??? Psycho.

Because whispering means danger. They never whisper when they are supposed to.

Secretariat?

The dad: go ask your mother

or even better, cause your teenager's eyes to roll out of their head by suggesting they not wear a hoodie or jacket in July.... in Texas.... when it's 100+ outside

Laura, I am also sofa body ready! 😁

Just temporarily. Don’t worry! He’ll autocorrect by himself.

Same bestie.

I thought it was a baby/toddler who just realized that grown-ups will pick up the spoon said baby/toddler dropped on the floor. Even when they drop it again. And again. And again....

Lol