35 Funny Memes That Show Just How Chaotic Parenting Is, Courtesy Of This Popular Facebook Page
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Imagine being five minutes from the end of the longest movie ever and it starts over because it forgot something. That's my kid telling a story.
I read once that you spend 3 years teaching a kid to talk, then the next 15 telling them to shut up. 🤣🤣
Load More Replies...Couldn't wait for my kid to talk she was delayed now I wish sometimes she would stop she's 17
Same! My son is 7 now, he was a preemie so everything was a little delayed, talking included, and I wanted him to start talking so much.. but now his little adhd brain just keeps going and going, and his mouth follows.. lol I don't think he's had a thought he hasn't expressed. I love talking to him, I really do, but sometimes I wish it wasn't so constant.
Load More Replies...Who took this picture of me and my six year old at 4 am this morning???
And on trips, another donkey moment dominates: Are we there yet?…Are we there yet?….Are we there yet?
I wonder whether that may have been the whole point of the joke, and why it was funny? Sorry, that's preposterous
Yup. Works with my son *and* my SO. Not at all furious about it (she says, foaming at the mouth).
My kids will beg me for the thing, then when we get home "I don't like that anymore". I won't buy anything that I won't also eat anymore.
Load More Replies...Raised 3 kids on the autism spectrum. This time a thousand. Food, clothes, which seat at the table, you name it, it's got to be exactly like this... until one day it doesn't and it has to be some different very specific way. They are in their 30s now and are still like this, but I've learned to roll with it.
Our parenting expert, an award-winning TV broadcaster and author, Vicki Broadbent, who is a mom to a teen, tween, and toddler, says there are many potential worries lurking around.
"I think there are many contributing factors to parental stress: the cost of living crisis and the post-pandemic struggles, the lack of infrastructure for working parents, the cost of childcare and inflexible working... The list goes on," the woman behind the acclaimed blog Honest Mum told Bored Panda.
My youngest was also a contortionist. At 8 years old she could fit herself in boxes that we thought only the cat would fit in.
Load More Replies...My mother in law always said that the girls my daughter and two nieces would be easy to deal with because she had three boys 18 months apart. My sister in law and I went to pick up the girls and she goes they are different than the boys but no easier
I had a son first and he is so chilled and easy going we were worried that if the second one wasn't like him we wouldn't know what to do. Yeap, she did not disappoint.
Ha ha ha, yes, my friend who we only see irregularly also said that her boys (twins) are so wild and we would probably have it much easier with a daughter. Then she came to visit and my daughter downgraded the boys from wild to sometimes a bit wild. (Same age. She is usually super sweet. Just full of energy and ideas). We never heard anything similar from my friend again. (Perspective for the win.)
Ah yes. Still much more preferable to 'sharpie sharpie on the wall"
Toddler hasn’t seen the sharpie because they became one with the sharpie (they ate it and are about to turn into a refrigerator)
Once I did this with my sister (her skin is lighter) and I got reprehended by our mother.
My sister in law used to let her girls color in her black and white tattoos she said it was soothing
In Britain, for example, 61% of parents have concerns about their mental health, with those on lower incomes most likely to be affected, a poll for the charity Unicef UK found.
Parents said they had felt overwhelmed (49%), anxious (43%), unsupported (36%), and lonely (26%) all or a lot of the time in the last 12 months.
Meanwhile, 70% of parents with babies and young children said it was getting harder every year to be a parent in Britain, and 70% believe that being a parent today is harder than it was for their parents’ generation.
We have the candy tax (mom) the soda tax (dad) the chicken nugget tax (dog) coffee tax (child)
Load More Replies...I have mastered that stare. It still works with my teens. First, they will pretend they don't notice. Then, they will laugh. Then, I will also laugh and say: what are you laughing at, I was saying *repeat stare*. And they will laugh some more but will go OK, OK and will mostly actually do/stop the thing was giving them The Mom Stare about. With us, it works because there is humour involved.
It happened with my grandma. Until I defeated her and she stopped doing it.
My OM has helicoptered for so long that now I have to listen to her speak her daughter down from snowflake skyfall EVERY.SINGLE.DAY.
I mean both things can be true. My two youngest can't stand each other, and never want to spend a minute apart
Load More Replies...That's what I was thinking. I just made my kids go outside when they wanted to fight. Me not paying them any attention and sending them outside ruined the fun of fighting.
Load More Replies...I'm always surprised when people expect their kids to be friends. And even more so when they are are confused and disappointed about their kids not liking one another. I get that people want a unicorn situation but to EXPECT it is something else. Like, do you not remember being a child yourself? Do you not remember the sibling relationships you and/or your friends had? Siblings are the coworkers of childhood; you get who you get and it's an absolute gamble as to whether you'll get along or not. I think some parents assume their children will love one another the way they love their children and others think it's the kids' job to entertain each other and they're "being bad" if they do not. Nope. You have two unique individuals, sure they have to interact, but don't have more than one child expecting them to be friends; just know you're very lucky if they are.
Easy fix: have zero kids. Boom. No arguing with each other, no arguing with me. 🥳
There are 13 of us and it's kind of a split family to be honest. The 2 oldest were really close (one passed away) then it's the next five who grew up differently and are really close, next is the youngest 6. I think between the age gap and that there was the last 6 still at home when Dad was killed that it made us bond together super tight. All of the older kids were out of the house and had their own families, as well as some in the military. The oldest of us 6 turned 18 on May 19, Dad was killed on May 21, he was buried on May 23 and I turned 7 on May 24. Between how my Dad was in his later years of his life and the trauma from losing him, especially the way that he died, made us lean on each other a lot growing up.
Yeah for a while, worry after that! Specially when they suddenly get silent... :D
Parents also said housing costs (78%) and the dangers of social media (75%) are making raising kids more difficult for their generation.
Additionally, 68% of respondents said they believed the government was not doing enough to support them as parents.
Haha me reading this now, at 10.52pm
Load More Replies...I always think, okay now I'm gonna watch my show, as I climb immediately into bed and fall asleep
Hey stay out of my bedroom and quit writing down what I've been up to!!
Insomnia, 4 kids and a full time job, that I ALWAYS had the weird shifts. Now it's Insomnia, nonstop pain, menopause and bouts of chemotherapy. I always thought that once they were grown and out of the house or back with their parents that it would get easier. I got a few glorious years of only the Insomnia and work, then I got sick and my Mom's health started going downhill, menopause hit. I've basically been surviving on naps, because I don't know when I'm supposed to be asleep or awake.
How can such small people create so much mess, and be okay with it?
Kids, pets, jobs and vacuuming few times a day... I couldn't yet find a solution 🙃
30% of parents said that they had been working longer hours in the past year due to increased financial pressures, with 37% having less time to read, play, and cook healthy meals with their children.
"I think it's important to learn how to manage that stress and to implement free but effective tools such as deep breathing techniques (like the 4-7-8 breathing technique, where you inhale for the count of 4, hold the breath for 7, then release for 8). It will help your children too," Vicki Broadbent, the author of books Mumboss (UK) and The Working Mom (US and Canada), added.
OMG, true. One thing I'll say for my ex, she's amazing at making sure they get what they need from the school. She is on top of that stuff, and I cannot imagine what shape our kids would be in without her.
That's quite sad. I do hope these parents get to vent somehow. And have folks in their lives they can tell everything.
This is so true, no one really knows how much of a struggle every single day is for me 🙄
I've given up trying to squeeze it shut. Gotta use the pee pads now. :(
When I was a kid I used to think it was funny when my mom said not to make her laugh because she would pee. Yeah, not so funny now ☹️
Load More Replies...Ladies, pelvic floor rehabilitation is a thing. Specialist physiotherapists exist. I know this is a meme but too many women suffer in silence. We don't have to.
I feel so bad for my stepdaughter, she's dealing with this issue... thank you for sharing, I am going to mention this to her.
Load More Replies...Pelvic floor exercises really can make a huge difference! Not just for being able to hold your pee btw... ;-)
Kegel and pelvic floor exercises... I do them since my university time. And I had natural births... I teach and train all the Queens in my surrounding...
Pregnant now, and I can't believe I have to go through this part again 😭
This thread is probably making you super excited to give birth/j
Load More Replies...Never gave birth to kids, but i traded pads for my insane period to pantiliners because chemo and menopause. Which absolutely sucks because those things are EXPENSIVE.
A lot of woman (I was one of the lucky ones) are having some form of pelvic weakness after pregnancy. This can result incontinence. Pelvic floor rehabilitation as mentioned can make a huge difference.
Load More Replies...I imagine those are the favorite pair of pants which needs to be washed!
As we can see, the stark reality is that a considerable number of families with babies and young children are worried about their future, so we have to remain empathetic to one another.
"When I think of my own work, creating and consuming humorous content has helped me process some of the hardest times in my motherhood journey," Broadbent shared. "The two traumatic births I struggled with and the postpartum periods too. I think balance is key and I share the good with the bad, the humorous with the challenging. Ultimately no one should feel alone and isolated in their experiences."
This is the underlying message behind these memes too. Even though they might seem silly, if they help even one parent feel understood, that's enough.
100%!!! He's usually so well behaved but at the store he wants his hands on EVERYTHING.
I have one kid that is up at the crack of dawn, and two that want to sleep until noon
3 y.o. granddaughter is like that. Now it's: "No, you can't have fruit snacks until after dinner." "No dessert until you eat dinner." Now though, she negotiates "Okay, but I don't want chocolate coin, I want popsicle." (Well, dang. I guess we gotta keep popsicles in stock now! 😆)
Their Stepdad (My BIL, that loves the hell out of those kids) is a Correction Officer who works in a Prison, this is why the oldest taught the other 3 to call me "The Warden" which my BIL thinks is hilarious.
So happy to be out of this phase. Sleeping for more that 90 minutes is amazing
As much as I loved cuddling my babies, it definitely didn't make up for 3am feedings and poopy diapers.
Load More Replies...Yeah I love my kids but nothing could possess me to go through the baby phase again
Two type of people: - people who had to manage children, in a way or another, and they understand. - people who can go and f**k themselves
At one point in Walmart, I saw a pair of twin boys, about eight, chasing each other through clothes, in and out of the racks, knocking things in the floor and running over it...and just as I'm wondering where the parents are, their mother comes out of nowhere, catches them both by the neck, and says "If you two don't start to behave RIGHT NOW, I'm gonna take you out to the parking lot, paddle your butts raw, and sell tickets for people to watch me do it."
Yep. Found out when you have three boys, they form a pack. And when they went into a huddle, I knew I was about to be outwitted
One time our mother made us go out of the car and made the motion to leave us (in a safe point!). She never had problem with us in the car anymore
Hey, whats in the circled area there?? ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ/JK 🙃🤭
Those are hula hoops. An ancient toy from the1960s
Load More Replies...I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE MENTIONED!!! Everyone go watch it right now, it's on Netflix- and hilarious
I didn't even know that. For me the reason to not go to Starbucks is that their coffee tastes bad and they charge for it little fortune. I mean, a big cup of coffee costs there the same as even bigger, delicious coffee and a cake in small coffee shop I used to frequent (until I moved away).
Load More Replies...Basically Australia ran them out of the country because their coffee was so bad.
There should be a "my kid woke up at 4am" productivity reason at work
Once they're up, they're up.. lol you obviously don't have kids yourself..
Load More Replies...You know, just because they're following you around does not mean you're their leader!
Load More Replies...I don't know how parents do it. Little speed demon. We had a toddler get up two flights of stairs, across the lobby, out the door and halfway down the stairs to the parking lot before her grown up got a hold of her. Phew.
Parents of a toddler kinda deserve a second husband, taking care of the toddler as 3 parents must be easier than as 2 parents.
Load More Replies...I haven't had a morning like this since my divorce. I genuinely like my kids, they are hilarious and clever little monkeys
If you actually feel like that, something is wrong. With your kids, you or tour parenting. Find out and try to fix it.
Are you even a parent of a young child if you haven't done this at least once? This is definitely a box on the baby bingo card.
What? How would this even happen? It goes straight from their a*s into the bin doesn't it?
Load More Replies...guess i was extremely lucky--never happened to me, not with 3 kids or 7 grandkids
Cats would still find a way. The bastards even eat the artificial needles, then throw up on the rug
Wait until you discover they ate a string of tinsel, because it has come out of the other end and they are streaking around the house with a sparkly turd on a string hanging out like a bouncing bomb.....
Load More Replies...Cue Elphaba - Sings the song from Wicked Deffyyyyinnnnggg Gravviiiitttyyyyyy
I get that we had school pictures in our day. We had c**p cameras if you even had one. So the school having a perfeshonal come take our pic was nice for parents to have. Today the cameras on our phones are great and we can take really good pictures ourselves. And print them. 🤷♀️ I could even print them out on sticker paper, like the packet offers. Just a nice class photo would be nice.
I agree, I get this from my 20 year old (autism, etc, etc)
Load More Replies...lucky you. my 2 year old removes his diaper when its still full of poop while in his bed (which is still a crib cause he wouldn't stop coming out of the room) and climbs over his crib rails and drops himself down to tell us he pooped.
If he can climb out of the crib, he really needs to be in a bed.. especially if the only reason he's in it is to keep him in his room, obviously it's not working, and he could get hurt climbing out of it...
Load More Replies...It does get better. Eventually they go to college.
Load More Replies...Dog every morning 2am wants to go outside for an hour followed by toddler who would like a snack, hug, to play, lay in Moms bed.
Because I bought way too many f*****g baby clothes and it takes an entire day to pack them up! Oh yeah, the sentimental thing too. Sorrows, sorrows.
Because it means they're no longer precious chubby babies....they're tiny tyrants who are trying to push you right over the edge into insanity.
I packed them all up by size and hid them in the attic. My partner thinks we should give them away and I absolutely refuse 😭
When the munchkin was learning to walk, we put the tree in her playpen rather than her. I have a photo somewhere she's looking in at it like why is it in timeout? lol
Kids start screeching audibly. Otherwise we probably would have forgotten about them at one point or another
Now I have a 13yo kid who gets mad at me when the houseplants die. Plants he has never watered once.
Instead of my body, it would be my husband saying that to me. Fortunately, we both think it's hilarious.
Nah, I just end up falling asleep as soon as they do anyway, lol
Load More Replies...Took me an hour most nights. We told her her bedtime was an hour earlier than it really was, just so we could get her to bed on time.
My 7yr old consistently asks to stay up past his bedtime, and hasn't quite gotten the hang of the analog clock, so I started telling him bedtime is 30 minutes before his actual bedtime, so when he asks I can pretend to give in and let him stay up later.. it's probably only going to work til he can read the clock properly, but knowing him even then he'll never check.. lol
Load More Replies...My 10 year old found a rock that looked like a jacket potato....and it now lives in his room. It's amusing as he doesn't like jacket potatoes.
My 13 year old has a rock named George sitting on his bedroom floor, which he found about a dozen blocks from home and then kicked the whole way back, because he has OCD and doesn't touch anything that has touched the ground/floor. I suggested leaving George in the garden but was asked to bring him inside and then immediately wash my hands. But not to wash George; he just sits in the corner of the room and may well stay there forever.
Load More Replies...When I used to babysit my daughter's half sister, my rule was that she could choose one small rock to carry on our walks, but only ever one at a time. And because of course a new rock is always going to be more interesting to a two-year-old than the one already in her hand, there was a constant exchange of rocks happening. She's 17 now, but for years I would walk around my neighbourhood and in every little rock garden I passed I'd notice a few pieces that didn't match and think, Nora was here! Fifteen years on they have eventually all disappeared, and I miss them.
I tried this advice to rephrase it to something positive. 'You want another cookie? Sure, tomorrow you can have another one.' Cue angry dino hissing noises
Yep, if you don't provide the requested result NOW they interpret it as NO.
Load More Replies...So much of where this movie was filmed has now washed away with Hurricane Helene. Sad.
I don't think the amount is the problem getting the kid to eat. That looks horrible.
This may be what it looks like after the toddler has "eaten" it? Certainly the cucumber (is that what that mess is?) looks chewed...
Load More Replies...Pfff, my kids would eat the plates if they could. It costs me less to cloth them than feed them....
i have 2 kids. one is 4 and one is 2. when we initially transitioned our 4 year old to a toddler bed, he was 1.5 years old. never left his bed at night or the morning, he would wait until we came to him. we recently changed our 2 year old to a toddler bed. every night he walks out to come see us. once we finally get him asleep he sleeps through the night, but every morning will come to our room, but sometimes he'd be naked and already pooped, getting poop on our bed, sheets, pillows, etc... safe to say we put him back in a crib.. but wait theres more, now once he poops he still takes the diaper off, but instead now climbs out of the crib and drops down to the floor.
As an oldest child, I related to a lot of these. Every time my mom says “awwww, I want a baby!” I tell her that if I wanted to take care of a baby, I’d have a damn baby. (i am a child)
When I read things like this, it makes me grateful for my son. He was a relatively easy baby, a semi-difficult toddler, and was only really a problem his first year of school.. kindergarten was tough.. Being a single mom, I don't think I could have handled it if he'd been a problem child, dealing with it all alone. I never wanted a second baby because I didn't want to do it alone all over again, and can't count on my next child being as easy as my son is.
As an oldest child, I related to a lot of these. Every time my mom says “awwww, I want a baby!” I tell her that if I wanted to take care of a baby, I’d have a damn baby. (i am a child)
When I read things like this, it makes me grateful for my son. He was a relatively easy baby, a semi-difficult toddler, and was only really a problem his first year of school.. kindergarten was tough.. Being a single mom, I don't think I could have handled it if he'd been a problem child, dealing with it all alone. I never wanted a second baby because I didn't want to do it alone all over again, and can't count on my next child being as easy as my son is.
