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“This Is Violently American”: 45 Posts From A Facebook Group Dedicated To Things That Could Only Come From The States
Giant portions, big trucks, and nigh-on endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location) might all be part of everyday life or something you look at in wonder on the internet. We are, of course, talking about the parts of life that, to use the parlance of the time, might “send people into a coma.”
This Facebook page is dedicated to content that is perfectly described by its one name, that is, “violently American.” So scroll through, upvote your favorite posts, and comment your own experiences with things that are unmistakably and authentically American.
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#1
Used my $5 off $20 purchase at Safeway. Used it to buy Schar sourdough.
Melanie Vigue 2 years ago
If I could UP vote by a 1000 votes I would...no questions asked?!!!!!!!!!!
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One of the more obvious signs of “American excess” is, of course, the massive, breaded pork tenderloin sandwich, a regional specialty of the Midwest. Now, the eagle-eyed among you may notice that it bares a very close resemblance to the classic Wiener Schnitzel (Wien is just the German spelling of Vienna), however, the American variant uses exclusively pork loin, while the traditional Austrian variant uses veal, though these days one can find variants using almost any meat or meat substitute.
After all, deep frying isn’t rocket science, but American cuisine has gotten pretty good at it. One can find nearly everything cooked this way, from pickles to whole sticks of butter. Of course, it must be said that the origin of many of these items comes from European cooking traditions, where settlers took methods from the old world and applied them to the more readily available American food items. For example, Scotland can boast of creating the deep-fried Mars bar, which spiritually seems like an American food item.
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Mr.Li 2 years ago
Sorry not sorry to say this, but thats the reason why i dont wanna visit america. Just happen to stay in the wrong place at a wrong time, and some jack@ss decide he/she dont like my face for whatever reason and pull a gun on me
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
OR you just happen to be two houses down from someone shooting just for fun in his garden. There was a story a few days ago where a British tourist got shot like that. No thank you
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Barbara Kelly 2 years ago
Canadian here, living just north of an "open carry" state, and not planning to visit any time soon.
StrangeOne 2 years ago
I don't know what States allow what. I just assume they're all potentially trigger happy and avoid crossing the border. Not that Winnipeg is safe, either.
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Marinasongs1432 2 years ago
Yeah, so dangerous here! Essential oil shots, Covid shots, vaccine shots, gunshots, whiskey shots, cannon shots, photo shots, shots…. Shots everywhere 😊
jon gilbertson 2 years ago
that's why i bought class 3 concealable body armor. wear it every time I go shopping.
Shoe 2 years ago
Luckily I live in a small midwest US town that is relatively crime free. Can't remember anyone getting shot, ever.
ⳜƝⰙⱲꝒ𐤠ⱤƊⱿⱿ 2 years ago
I don't think there's much crime in my community, but the big city we live close to is one of the worst, especially the suburbs. We'll drive through with crime tape blocking off the areas within the range of the shot. It's pretty ugly and depressing.
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Thomas Dickson 2 years ago
At least I can go for a walk and not worry about stepping on a land mine.
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Not universal. It largely depends on which state you're in. I live in Massachusetts and don't fear being shot anywhere I go.
Melissa 2 years ago
I also live in MA. My brother was shot by a stray bullet just sitting on the porch. Thankfully he was ok, but it can happen to anyone anywhere in the US.
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MontanaMariner 2 years ago
Pay attention, mind your business, you'll be fine. Dont let improbable stats ruin your trip.
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Janet Howe 2 years ago
How true. I'm afraid to even go to the grocery store. Sad world were living in.
Karen Evans 2 years ago
our daily newspaper has daily shootings...sad...runs a lot of potential new industries off.
Jacob B. 2 years ago
Heh, every time I visit Mexico or some other foreign nation over seas I hear from friends and family "Are you sure you want to go there? There's terrorism, Muslims, etc." My response, I'm more likely to get shot walking by a school here in the USA.
Kyl Glan 2 years ago (edited)
Not exactly. The places you describe also are significantly poorer at keeping statistics. As in they don't count a lot and yet Mexico still has a much higher gun death rate for homicides. Suicides obviously not included.
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Karen feeney 2 years ago
Truer words were never spoken. Welcome to America. Enter at your own risk.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago (edited)
I live in Wyoming, where it's legal to open carry any weapon your little heart desires. 9mm? Strap it into a shoulder holster. .45? Wyatt Earp that sucker gunslinger style. Rifles, shotguns and "imports" are a common sight in rifle racks in the back windows of pickup trucks. Not a gun person? Try a katana, a great sword, or even a bow and arrows. I'm not sure how well it will be accepted, but slingshots, Bowie knives, and pea shooters are also acceptable. Have I EVER been afraid of being shot? Not once since "gun safety" began at home. When we were very little, guns had trigger locks and were out of reach. Once we could understand the gravity of the situation, we were taught how to safely and accurately use firearms, as well as clean them and respect them.
Julie Snelling 2 years ago
Can I ask why does anyone need to carry a gun? I understand if you're going hunting but why do you need one any other time? Maybe it is just my English thinking but I don't understand.
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Michael King 2 years ago
We're actually no more violent than any other first world country. We're just better armed.
Tamra 2 years ago
Horse s**t. NO OTHER first world country lists as the primary cause of death for children as gun violence. That dubious honor belongs to the US, and it's disgusting.
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Potato 2 years ago
Oh? So a kid DIDN'T get shot in the head for ringing the wrong doorbell? A girl DIDN'T get killed because they used someone's driveway to turn around? There aren't shootings at schools, churches, and grocery stores? What flavor koolaid are you drinking?
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Clearly sunny 2 years ago (edited)
This must be a joke? Okay calm down I mean there some dickheads out there who might be seriously suggesting it.
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shawna sabino 2 years ago
I am gonna say yes, however most states have a victim impact fund that assist. Every hospital in USA is required to give a certain percentage of earnings back in the form of VHARITY. They do not advertise this fact. PEOPLE MUST ASK FOR IT!! 😡😡
Another question many have about the United States is why they love pickup trucks so much. Most people are not actually transporting things regularly, but will happily trade half the space in their vehicle for the ability to hypothetically transport an ATV or some firewood. It’s important to understand that Americans don’t just like pickups, they like vehicles in general. The United States is a big, open place, where one really needed a horse and/or carriage to get anywhere.
It’s no surprise that the first, readily available and mass-produced car, the Ford Model T, was invented precisely in the US, as there was a great deal of demand for something that could get you across great distances pretty quickly. While in this day and age, most people are not doing manual labor and trucks have replaced smaller vehicles as a means of overland transportation of goods, the popularity of the pickup has not diminished. Modern models still have enough space for your family, for example, as the design shifts to meet contemporary needs.
#10
Why is there a gun?
A more annoying part of living in the United States is the constant reminders of safety, “warning, hot coffee, do not eat this sandwich wrapper” and so on. Many point to this as representing some degree of public stupidity, but this isn’t accurate. Americans simply love to sue companies that have done them harm. Americans spend roughly 310 billion dollars a year suing someone, making it easily the most litigious country in the world.
The result is that most businesses will do their utmost to limit their liability. There is an abundance of lawyers in the US and the nation's common law system and the use of “juries of your peers” give regular people the ability to demand compensation from corporations, if they can prove some form of injury. So when McDonald's tells you that coffee is hot, they don’t think you are dumb, they are just trying to prevent another Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants.
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Gémeaux jumeaux 2 years ago
Had to look this guy up - Indian comedian who also tweeted, "I come from an India where a comedian is held to higher standards of accountability than the elected prime minister of a democracy." Sames in America, sames.
While not unique to the US, Americans do love their highways. As a nation where the car is more accessible and common than in most places worldwide, the US built a massive amount of public infrastructure allowing citizens and visitors alike to go all over the country from the comfort of their motor vehicles. However, this over-dependence on cars has made transportation lopsided, so car-based infrastructure gets the majority of resources which continues the cycle of car dependency.
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Charlie the Cat 2 years ago
All those words are spelled correctly. That's what you call English. Not the bastardised language called American English.
#21
When we ran out of hotdog buns because Marines can't math so they gave us a hamburger patty instead
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funkybluegirl 2 years ago
Is this really an American thing? I would imagine that there are people all over the world who do stuff like this?
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insert name here 2 years ago
Ah yes, on 'health' bread. Who needs health care when you have health bread
#44
David Martin 2 years ago
I genuinely do not know what he means by "rippin' lips", and I'm also genuinely scared of whatever it does mean
#46
#47
Posted by a friend, a veteran w young daughters.
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Yes, I'm sure they're totally safe with someone who has guns and undiagnosed PTSD.
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Speedgoat 2 years ago
Let me break it down for yall: first, we will never be European. We're from the states. So, we have a culture unique to the US. We have our own style of humor, we have have distinctly American hobbies. We have our unique cultural idiosyncrasies. We do admit we have room for improvement, and we're working on it. In closing my TED talk, let me remind yall that Europe isn't the bastion of righteous perfection either. Also, I apologize for Trump and Christian nationalism.
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago (edited)
We don't have a unified culture in the US any more than the entirety of Europe has one unified culture. I live in New England. I briefly lived in the Southwest and felt like a stranger in a strange land the whole time I was there. Nothing about the Southwest was familiar to me. I've been in the Deep South, and everything there is unfamiliar to me, as if I'm from a different country. And most of the garbage in this article was completely strange to me.
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Clearly sunny 2 years ago
Do you Americans from the USA get sick of people taking the p**s out of you.
Suzy Creamcheese 2 years ago (edited)
Fück yes, we do, but dare to say anything about it and you get downvoted into oblivion.
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LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
Oh gosh golly gee! Can it be? BoredPanda went almost an entire month without spreading stereotypes about the United States and other countries, but here we are back at it. I honestly would love to know if BoredPanda listicle creators have to meet a monthly quota of United States bashing posts or they risk losing their jobs. I mean, it would explain a hell of a lot about this site.
Chantay Robinson 2 years ago
Come on man... one American to another, it's hardly stereotypes at this point. And poking fun is hardly the worst thing possible, a little grace.
Load More Replies... Mike Crow 2 years ago
Photo of the statue of David shown in a school and they must protect the children. Mass shooting in a school and they must protect the guns.
Apps 2 years ago
I agree. It's like that elsewhere too. I'll never forget the first time I visited Malaysia. My viewing choices in my hotel room were violence, violence and more gory violence. Not one romantic movie or even something like holding hands or kissing.
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Aspiring Canuck 2 years ago
American expat here. Sure the US deserves criticism. But where are the BP posts bashing Russia? China? Iran? North Korea? Maybe there's one of these posts now and then, but the US bashing is a specialty.
Ms.GB 2 years ago
Did you know there are more places in America than the deep south Bored Panda,?
Andy Saputo 2 years ago
Please just downvote it from the main BP page so the entire article gets pushed off the BP home page.
Blue_Mouse (she/her) (god) 2 years ago (edited)
People find this stuff funny ig. Totally agree tho
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Exotic Butters 2 years ago
Bla bla bla. Same BP s**t, different day. I'd think everyone is bored with it, not just pandas. Nothing to see here folks, move along.
Marinasongs1432 2 years ago
This is bothering me. We don't call soda poo. I think you mean pop?
Brenda 2 years ago
Please remember that the USA is MUCH younger than damn near every other country. Y'all have had your ups, downs and growing pains along the way. Now we are. We have SO MUCH ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT and we're working on it, slowly but surely. But the constant USA bashing doesn't help. Speedgoat & Arik, thank you both for your honesty and reminding us we're not all bad!
._. 2 years ago
Umm... the USA isn't that young. There are SO MANY countries that were formed after 1789. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_by_date_of_formation
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Guys the introduction says poo or cola instead of pop or cola
Margaret H 2 years ago
Sorry. I know it is just a little typo, but that bit in the first line of the introduction got me giggling. It was a very strange mental picture with "endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location)."
Trisec Tebeakesse 2 years ago
I'm disappointed there's no pictures of idiots wearing guns in a Texas Walmart. Nothing more American than showing off how small your reproductive organ actually is!
Andrea Schinkel 2 years ago
#37 is a specialty burger that comes from a small Canadian Meat Market called Schinkels Meat Market in Essex, Ontario. Just FYI.
Sergy Yeltsen 2 years ago
To think, this was once the country that put men on the moon. Now degenerated into anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers and brainwashed into thinking their country is the best - and it seems, the only one in the world, with no desire to research, read or learn. How the mighty have fallen. They can't see that most of the world n longer desire to be like them.
David Jeffery 2 years ago
Can we do Australia next, coz Goddamn there is some f****d up s**t happening over here at the moment. Not to mention the past couple of hundred years
Peter Tosi 2 years ago
I live in Australia. We don't know if we're European or North American. We have Europe's coffee culture and North America 's car culture. I think we're a bit confused.
._. 2 years ago
Honestly, as an American, I im fine with these kinds of things. I am not particularly fond of America myself (I know that there are good parts, but... it's not great)
Moosy Girl 2 years ago
It’s just hard to make posts laughing at other countries because a lot of it would be hard to translate to English!
𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖐 2 years ago
As an American that was funny. But again, they're not all neccesarily American things.
pemdas927 2 years ago
It's not the pictures or memes I mind. It's the alt-left comments underneath. And god forbid you disagree w/ them and have your own opinion.
madbakes 2 years ago
Well we killed most of them over the years, and they don't go around wearing feather headress every day. (Not to trivialize Native genocide, but we all know this dude is an idiot)
Load More Replies... Speedgoat 2 years ago
Let me break it down for yall: first, we will never be European. We're from the states. So, we have a culture unique to the US. We have our own style of humor, we have have distinctly American hobbies. We have our unique cultural idiosyncrasies. We do admit we have room for improvement, and we're working on it. In closing my TED talk, let me remind yall that Europe isn't the bastion of righteous perfection either. Also, I apologize for Trump and Christian nationalism.
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago (edited)
We don't have a unified culture in the US any more than the entirety of Europe has one unified culture. I live in New England. I briefly lived in the Southwest and felt like a stranger in a strange land the whole time I was there. Nothing about the Southwest was familiar to me. I've been in the Deep South, and everything there is unfamiliar to me, as if I'm from a different country. And most of the garbage in this article was completely strange to me.
Load More Replies... Clearly sunny 2 years ago
Do you Americans from the USA get sick of people taking the p**s out of you.
Suzy Creamcheese 2 years ago (edited)
Fück yes, we do, but dare to say anything about it and you get downvoted into oblivion.
Load More Replies... LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
Oh gosh golly gee! Can it be? BoredPanda went almost an entire month without spreading stereotypes about the United States and other countries, but here we are back at it. I honestly would love to know if BoredPanda listicle creators have to meet a monthly quota of United States bashing posts or they risk losing their jobs. I mean, it would explain a hell of a lot about this site.
Chantay Robinson 2 years ago
Come on man... one American to another, it's hardly stereotypes at this point. And poking fun is hardly the worst thing possible, a little grace.
Load More Replies... Mike Crow 2 years ago
Photo of the statue of David shown in a school and they must protect the children. Mass shooting in a school and they must protect the guns.
Apps 2 years ago
I agree. It's like that elsewhere too. I'll never forget the first time I visited Malaysia. My viewing choices in my hotel room were violence, violence and more gory violence. Not one romantic movie or even something like holding hands or kissing.
Load More Replies... Aspiring Canuck 2 years ago
American expat here. Sure the US deserves criticism. But where are the BP posts bashing Russia? China? Iran? North Korea? Maybe there's one of these posts now and then, but the US bashing is a specialty.
Ms.GB 2 years ago
Did you know there are more places in America than the deep south Bored Panda,?
Andy Saputo 2 years ago
Please just downvote it from the main BP page so the entire article gets pushed off the BP home page.
Blue_Mouse (she/her) (god) 2 years ago (edited)
People find this stuff funny ig. Totally agree tho
Load More Replies... Exotic Butters 2 years ago
Bla bla bla. Same BP s**t, different day. I'd think everyone is bored with it, not just pandas. Nothing to see here folks, move along.
Marinasongs1432 2 years ago
This is bothering me. We don't call soda poo. I think you mean pop?
Brenda 2 years ago
Please remember that the USA is MUCH younger than damn near every other country. Y'all have had your ups, downs and growing pains along the way. Now we are. We have SO MUCH ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT and we're working on it, slowly but surely. But the constant USA bashing doesn't help. Speedgoat & Arik, thank you both for your honesty and reminding us we're not all bad!
._. 2 years ago
Umm... the USA isn't that young. There are SO MANY countries that were formed after 1789. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_by_date_of_formation
Load More Replies... Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Guys the introduction says poo or cola instead of pop or cola
Margaret H 2 years ago
Sorry. I know it is just a little typo, but that bit in the first line of the introduction got me giggling. It was a very strange mental picture with "endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location)."
Trisec Tebeakesse 2 years ago
I'm disappointed there's no pictures of idiots wearing guns in a Texas Walmart. Nothing more American than showing off how small your reproductive organ actually is!
Andrea Schinkel 2 years ago
#37 is a specialty burger that comes from a small Canadian Meat Market called Schinkels Meat Market in Essex, Ontario. Just FYI.
Sergy Yeltsen 2 years ago
To think, this was once the country that put men on the moon. Now degenerated into anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers and brainwashed into thinking their country is the best - and it seems, the only one in the world, with no desire to research, read or learn. How the mighty have fallen. They can't see that most of the world n longer desire to be like them.
David Jeffery 2 years ago
Can we do Australia next, coz Goddamn there is some f****d up s**t happening over here at the moment. Not to mention the past couple of hundred years
Peter Tosi 2 years ago
I live in Australia. We don't know if we're European or North American. We have Europe's coffee culture and North America 's car culture. I think we're a bit confused.
._. 2 years ago
Honestly, as an American, I im fine with these kinds of things. I am not particularly fond of America myself (I know that there are good parts, but... it's not great)
Moosy Girl 2 years ago
It’s just hard to make posts laughing at other countries because a lot of it would be hard to translate to English!
𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖐 2 years ago
As an American that was funny. But again, they're not all neccesarily American things.
pemdas927 2 years ago
It's not the pictures or memes I mind. It's the alt-left comments underneath. And god forbid you disagree w/ them and have your own opinion.
madbakes 2 years ago
Well we killed most of them over the years, and they don't go around wearing feather headress every day. (Not to trivialize Native genocide, but we all know this dude is an idiot)
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