
“This Is Violently American”: 45 Posts From A Facebook Group Dedicated To Things That Could Only Come From The States
Giant portions, big trucks, and nigh-on endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location) might all be part of everyday life or something you look at in wonder on the internet. We are, of course, talking about the parts of life that, to use the parlance of the time, might “send people into a coma.”
This Facebook page is dedicated to content that is perfectly described by its one name, that is, “violently American.” So scroll through, upvote your favorite posts, and comment your own experiences with things that are unmistakably and authentically American.
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Used my $5 off $20 purchase at Safeway. Used it to buy Schar sourdough.
If I could UP vote by a 1000 votes I would...no questions asked?!!!!!!!!!!
In the UK we use feet and metres. Does that make us all bi in some way?
One of the more obvious signs of “American excess” is, of course, the massive, breaded pork tenderloin sandwich, a regional specialty of the Midwest. Now, the eagle-eyed among you may notice that it bares a very close resemblance to the classic Wiener Schnitzel (Wien is just the German spelling of Vienna), however, the American variant uses exclusively pork loin, while the traditional Austrian variant uses veal, though these days one can find variants using almost any meat or meat substitute.
After all, deep frying isn’t rocket science, but American cuisine has gotten pretty good at it. One can find nearly everything cooked this way, from pickles to whole sticks of butter. Of course, it must be said that the origin of many of these items comes from European cooking traditions, where settlers took methods from the old world and applied them to the more readily available American food items. For example, Scotland can boast of creating the deep-fried Mars bar, which spiritually seems like an American food item.
This must be a joke? Okay calm down I mean there some dickheads out there who might be seriously suggesting it.
I am gonna say yes, however most states have a victim impact fund that assist. Every hospital in USA is required to give a certain percentage of earnings back in the form of VHARITY. They do not advertise this fact. PEOPLE MUST ASK FOR IT!! 😡😡
Another question many have about the United States is why they love pickup trucks so much. Most people are not actually transporting things regularly, but will happily trade half the space in their vehicle for the ability to hypothetically transport an ATV or some firewood. It’s important to understand that Americans don’t just like pickups, they like vehicles in general. The United States is a big, open place, where one really needed a horse and/or carriage to get anywhere.
It’s no surprise that the first, readily available and mass-produced car, the Ford Model T, was invented precisely in the US, as there was a great deal of demand for something that could get you across great distances pretty quickly. While in this day and age, most people are not doing manual labor and trucks have replaced smaller vehicles as a means of overland transportation of goods, the popularity of the pickup has not diminished. Modern models still have enough space for your family, for example, as the design shifts to meet contemporary needs.
A more annoying part of living in the United States is the constant reminders of safety, “warning, hot coffee, do not eat this sandwich wrapper” and so on. Many point to this as representing some degree of public stupidity, but this isn’t accurate. Americans simply love to sue companies that have done them harm. Americans spend roughly 310 billion dollars a year suing someone, making it easily the most litigious country in the world.
The result is that most businesses will do their utmost to limit their liability. There is an abundance of lawyers in the US and the nation's common law system and the use of “juries of your peers” give regular people the ability to demand compensation from corporations, if they can prove some form of injury. So when McDonald's tells you that coffee is hot, they don’t think you are dumb, they are just trying to prevent another Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants.
Had to look this guy up - Indian comedian who also tweeted, "I come from an India where a comedian is held to higher standards of accountability than the elected prime minister of a democracy." Sames in America, sames.
While not unique to the US, Americans do love their highways. As a nation where the car is more accessible and common than in most places worldwide, the US built a massive amount of public infrastructure allowing citizens and visitors alike to go all over the country from the comfort of their motor vehicles. However, this over-dependence on cars has made transportation lopsided, so car-based infrastructure gets the majority of resources which continues the cycle of car dependency.
All those words are spelled correctly. That's what you call English. Not the bastardised language called American English.
When we ran out of hotdog buns because Marines can't math so they gave us a hamburger patty instead
My favorite part of this post is it was suggested for me.
Is this really an American thing? I would imagine that there are people all over the world who do stuff like this?
For me, it’s the unnecessary apostrophes that brand it American.
Ah yes, on 'health' bread. Who needs health care when you have health bread
I genuinely do not know what he means by "rippin' lips", and I'm also genuinely scared of whatever it does mean
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Let me break it down for yall: first, we will never be European. We're from the states. So, we have a culture unique to the US. We have our own style of humor, we have have distinctly American hobbies. We have our unique cultural idiosyncrasies. We do admit we have room for improvement, and we're working on it. In closing my TED talk, let me remind yall that Europe isn't the bastion of righteous perfection either. Also, I apologize for Trump and Christian nationalism.
Let me break it down for you: as Europeans we will always look down on everyone else in the world, especially you Americans, because we genuinely assume to be the most cultured and sophisticated people in this world. Self-righteously we forget that we developed our cultural advantages on the backs of colonised people and lands that we recklessly drained of their fortunes. Self-righteously we forget that we would probably be under Nazi rule today if the USA didn't intervene. Self-righteously we ignore the fact that most of our fellow citizens are as dumb, as fat, as uncultured, as Karen and as bigot as your fellow citizens. Anyhow, we need to compare ourselves to you to feel better, to maintain the illusion of cultural and moral superiority. Let's agree that we all, all we people around the world are equally f****d up and dumb. Personally I like the USA very much. Of course I don't like all of it, but that's also true for my home country or any other country I have visited.
Refreshingly honest.
Please know not all of us are absolute idiots.
Great arguments both of you, refreshing to read, thank you. One question though: where's my colonies? My country didn't get any, we just got f****d for helping others 😢
Excuse me, but not all European countries have a colonial history. My country gained independence until the second half of the 20th century.
Yes, quite. *Western* European countries, who (coincidentally?) have also profited greatly from Eastern Europe after the fall of communism, too...
Correction, the Second World War was won by the Allied Army, of which US soldiers comprised just 11%. There was no intervention, they simply joined the fight which lasted a further 3 years. Please don't disrespect the many nations who fought by parroting this propaganda.
Bingo.
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We don't have a unified culture in the US any more than the entirety of Europe has one unified culture. I live in New England. I briefly lived in the Southwest and felt like a stranger in a strange land the whole time I was there. Nothing about the Southwest was familiar to me. I've been in the Deep South, and everything there is unfamiliar to me, as if I'm from a different country. And most of the garbage in this article was completely strange to me.
Yes, it's true that the USA have not a unified culture. But from abroad it's easy to forget it because the USA are still a nation. Europe doesn't have a unified culture either, but Europe is a continent with different nations and even the European union is not a nation. So it's easier to differentiate every culture belonging to every different country
Thanks Nikki Seven and Thanks LilliVB. On topics like this, I wish BP would compare two regions of the US and two regions of Europe. It would be more interesting and it would remind people not to make generalizations about the 'states'.
i moved 200kms/ 120mile south and crossed a country border, i feel like an alien :-D
I'm with you up until the last line. I don't apologize for things I'm not responsible for.
We should. It's our national heritage. If all Germans today feel bad about the Holocaust, I think we can feel bad about some stuff, too.
yes, and the world is only America and Europe, nothing else :-D
Another america bashing post. It must be tuesday.
Do you Americans from the USA get sick of people taking the p**s out of you.
Fück yes, we do, but dare to say anything about it and you get downvoted into oblivion.
At a certain point, it's not taking the p**s, it's plain meanness.
Yes, because it would be liked us bashing English or French normal customs, along with the more problematic thing. It’s just repetitive
I have family in both the United States and United Kingdom and have lived in both countries, so I get sick of people taking the p**s out of me from both sides on this site. If you dare complain and say that Europe also has problems you are downvoted into oblivion and told that you aren't working hard enough to better your home country. This is just plain meanness now. I have contacted BoredPanda multiple times about these really cruel listicles and they do jack s**t.
Only if it’s stupid. So yes. If it’s valid then it’s fine.