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Roses are red and violets are blue. While we can argue on the subtleties of this popular line measuring colors and our botanical knowledge, we can more or less come to the agreement that it’s indeed true. Or not far from what people consider to be true.

But if we play a different kind of game and challenge the very notion of truth, this punny Twitter page titled “True, I guess...” does exactly what it sounds like–shares examples that are technically true. By combining humor and an approach similar to malicious compliance, people are sharing very literal solutions to random problems, questions, and tasks.

Below we wrapped up some of the funniest posts that may make you shrug your shoulders and go “I guess they are right.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tbh, there are museums that have entire rooms from temples back then. If it was possible to steal the pyramids, it would’ve happened

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people need to get abortion because of a miscarriage or the baby is in the wrong area and if it continues to grow the mother and the baby will die. That’s why getting rid of abortion is ridiculous

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! And yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. This is a classic example.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mission work is quite possibly the most useless or even destructive, yet apparently highly regarded occupation I can think of.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The "Children of Wealthy Parents Entrepreneur Starter Pack" consists of: - a house with garage, paid for by parents - a substantial "loan" - access to parent's connections - the knowledge that failure will not leave you destitute on the street, or even having to contemplate sleeping in said garage

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Australia we have prime ministers and I can’t remember the current ones name right now

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But think of how ripped you’d be if you had meth everyday instead of a cheeseburger every day. I mean both would probably wreck your heart, but at least you’d look thin in the casket and you don’t have to worry about all those cumbersome teeth

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it is not a fake - showing the face to the photo...smart move. Did you left your fingerprints and DNA behind, so they could have police-bingo complete?

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fogharty
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is impersonating an employee and stealing merchandise “technically right”?

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Sarah SH
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least accomplice is smart enough not to be in the picture he’s taking.

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EmBree
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A local store started to have self-service nights. You use an online ID to open the door to the store and to log out when you are done. Cameras are filming every part of the store. This far they have turned over 15 persons to the cops for theft. The cops see the cases as easy since all thieves identified themselves and there is clear footage of their activities in the store.

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Judi Sherosky
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not free since the rest of us pay higher prices now! Brag that to God.

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Malwin Wellham
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Walmart is giving away free Student supplies. Must be able to out run the security guard.

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Catherine Couch
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s a $20 TV?? In whose world? However, looks like you will be returning it soon.

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Daniele Ribolla
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While you were at it, you could have picked a better TV brand, and not that sh*t...

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Cindy Brick
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really, really hope this guy got nailed. Arrogance like this deserves to be rewarded.

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Sheila Grant
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The TV is not free. It will be paid for by other consumers when Walmart raises prices to cover shrinkage, asshat.

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JD McKoy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard from a store employee that they are instructed not to chase or stop shoplifters. It's not worth their lives fighting for a $500 TV.

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Patti Halverson
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes I know this is a joke. But wouldn't have happened. They still have to check customer receipts even with an employee at the front door. If they don't have it, they're not walking out with it. Key to this...where's the customer ?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you were going to steal a TV, why choose the cheapest brand?

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Audra Sisler
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that happened than the TV wasn't free..... Had to spend $20 on the vest so it actually cost$20. Just saying lol

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Zachary Gillette
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly a very stupid move. You could choose any TV, and you took a TCL.

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