50 ‘Forbidden Foods’ You Should Never, Ever Eat (New Pics)
Interview With ExpertIn their day-to-day life, people tend to go with the flow and take things for granted. However, what your eyes see and what’s real doesn’t always match up. And just because your stomach starts a-rumbling when you see something delicious doesn’t mean that it’s actually edible. Welcome to the weird world of ‘forbidden food.’
Our team here at Bored Panda has cherry-picked some of the most impactful images from all over the internet where completely inedible things look like food. That sandwich over there? Look closer—that’s a rock. That slice of bacon? A mouth-watering crystal. And, no, those aren’t olives next to that pizza… Scroll down to see some impressive examples of forbidden food.
Warning: you might start getting strangely hungry all of a sudden! Just… don’t end up nibbling on any rocks! Promise?
Bored Panda reached out to Glenn Geher, Ph.D., who shed some light on the food human beings are naturally attracted to from an evolutionary history perspective. Dr. Geher is a professor of Psychology at the State University of New York at New Paltz and a published author. You'll find our full interview with him as you read on.
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Today At The Beach I Found A Rock That Looked Like A Sandwich
Better than what I just had: a sandwich that looked like a rock.
Even if I find an actual sandwich on the beach, I usually just leave it there. It's a silly little quirk I have.
"For the lion’s share of human evolutionary history, the only foods that existed were natural foods. So on one hand, it makes sense that we would be attracted to foods that have a resemblance to natural foods. Fresh fruits and vegetables are examples," Dr. Geher explained to Bored Panda in an email.
"On the other hand, humans are omnivores. And from an evolutionary perspective, omnivores have an interesting approach to food. Omnivores evolved a curiosity regarding a variety of foods. This is why sometimes an omnivore will taste something that they may have never had before just to see if it tastes good and might be edible," he said.
"I would say for this reason, humans evolved to be open to eating foods with all kinds of visible features. We definitely tend to avoid things that are obviously overcooked or that are obviously rotten. But, again, we are omnivores. So humans are open to eating a variety of foods by nature."
Forbidden Mentos
At my local market the fudge stall and the soap that looks like cakes stall are right next to each other. It's an hilarious disaster just waiting to happen.
I would have done the same it says mentos and yogurt huge bur nor the other stuff in another language telling u not to eat it. I wouldn't have seen those small words just o me too and yogurt sounds delicious
It also says "cosmetic product, not edible", right under the strawberry.
Load More Replies...House Cleaner… Whose Idea Was This?
ALDI in The UK was selling liquid laundry detergent in tetra packs/cartons milk comes in... They removed in from sale not too long after. Maybe the "DO NOT DRINK" stickers were not a strong enough deterrent and of course not everyone who would come across the product can read.
It actually is a good idea! I think, I'll lookfor it in the shops 😁
Bored Panda was curious how people have been affected by the fact that, in modern times, they have plentiful and easily accessible food in developed nations. However, in the past, our ancestors lived under very different conditions.
"Humans evolved largely under conditions in which famine was common. Under such conditions, humans evolved to like food that would put fat cells on their bodies so as to help prepare for adverse conditions. We like foods that are very high in carbohydrates and salts because, in combination, these foods do that,” Dr. Geher said.
My Used Soap Bar Looks Like Chicken Breast
Okay, but biting into a raw chicken breast is *also* not good for you, so...
Forbidden Steak (Tree Trunk)
I legit thought I was looking at some fancy steak sub sandwiches 🤦🏻♀️
Forbidden Vampire Dippin' Dots (Frozen Blood From A Patient With An Incredibly Rare Blood Attribute)
Why is it frozen? How does it freeze into dots? Why is it in a strainer? I have so many questions!
From the reddit thread 1-OP: "We're saving it for future work ups on hospital patients as we're a reference lab and we very very rarely get U negative blood in our population." 2-OddBug0: "This is done by simply dripping the blood into liquid nitrogen. They can then be thawed with warm saline." 3- This isn't answered in the thread that I can see, but if it's just been frozen a strainer does seem like a very logical tool to collect and remove the blood from a bath of liquid nitrogen.
Load More Replies...Hmmm! Looks *just* like freshly rinsed red peppercorns, waiting to dry and be poured into a grinder... ;)
Really? In that manky looking kitchen strainer? I've got a more convincing one in my kitchen
"Under ancestral conditions, such food preferences were healthy and adaptive. Under modern conditions, however, the world is not always matched to those ancestral conditions. Today, we have many processed foods that are extremely high in carbohydrates and salt (think doughnuts!)," he explained.
"People still tend to like foods like this because our ancestral tendencies have not had time to evolve in a way to match modern conditions— conditions under which food is plentiful. This is partly why we often prefer foods such as cookies, even if these foods tend to be very unhealthy today. This is a classic example of what we call evolutionary mismatch."
This Stacked Rock Formation
So- that was the pre-historic McDonald's hamburger; the rumors were true- doesn't grow mold...it's pertrified!
Forbidden Chocolate (I Believe They Go Under Table's Legs To Prevent Scuffs)
OMG. My father used to tell the story of how I tried to eat one of these when I was a child.
Yep and they really do look like chocolate.
Load More Replies...i have bitten into one of these after being tricked into thinking it was a cookie. 0/10 would not recommend
Wow 1970s childhood memory remembered! We had these in this shape and a round shape.
If This Wasn't A Bar Of Soap, It'd Make A Great Piece Of Steak
Wel Aksually.. You can make a pretty decent soap from human fat. So there.
Load More Replies...How is this not on purpose? It's probably one of those "manly" soaps that smell like bacon or campfire. This one smells like steak. That's my guess anyway, always could be wrong of course!
Yeah that's totally on purpose. What else could they have been going for there?
Load More Replies...Looks like the exact opposite of Wagyu. There is no marbling whatsoever.
Load More Replies...One of the main lessons to learn from this post is that you should never ever exclusively rely on just one of your senses to make sense of the world. When your senses work in concert, you get a far more nuanced picture of reality than when you’re left using just one of them as a crutch.
Now, pair that up with an instinct NOT to taste anything before fully examining it and you’re golden. (And to be fair, we’re not judging anyone. Many of us have accidentally popped some home decor knick-knacks or potpourri into our mouths, thinking it was candy.)
In other words, before you take a big juicy bite out of whatever tasty treat you’ve found in a decorative bowl at your friends, examine it. Sure, it might look like candy, but does it smell like it? What does the thing feel like? What’s its texture and weight? If you take just a bit of time to examine the thing, you’ll probably quickly realize that it’s not edible at all. In other words, you’ve found an example of forbidden food. Snap a pic and share it online. There are lots of online communities that love things like this.
Forbidden Ice Cream Sandwich
I remember one netizen once told the tale that he had gotten drunk (or high) and thought he had ordered a giant ice cream sandwich and forgot. Then was surprised when he received an inflatable mattress XD
Forbidden Peeled Oranges
Lutino is the proper term for avian species. I imagine it translates to reptiles as well. Edit: evidently, in turtles the common term is lubino. So a mix of the two.
Load More Replies...Visiting China And Found These Stones That Look Like Pork Belly
Many of us have been taught in school that there are five main senses: seeing, hearing, touch, smell, and taste. Then there’s the mystical ‘sixth sense’ that fans of the paranormal mention when talking about intuition. Real life is far more complex than just that.
Our perceptions are very literally in our heads. “You don’t experience sensations with your sense organs. You experience them with your brain,” BBC Science Focus explains.
Truth be told, we have way more senses than we’ve been taught. Those five main senses we’ve mentioned? They’re known as exteroperceptive senses. In short, your exteroperceptive senses provide information about the world that’s external to us.
According to the BBC, your body also has lots of receptors inside that register things you’re generally not aware of. Like the beating of your heart, the expanding of your lungs, what’s going on in your stomach, etc. These get grouped up into what’s called interoception, as it’s related to your interior world (aka what’s inside of you).
Forbidden Ham Slices (It’s Soap)
Forbidden Froot Loops
You thought "gangster rap" was violent, then the castrating bands roll into town.
What do they catch the 'member' in when it finally falls off? Castanets.
Load More Replies...Exactly. And lambs have similar things done to their tails to keep them short. In the UK at least - not sure about other countries 🤬
Load More Replies...Forbidden Honey (Untouched Violin Rosin)
It's cheap enough, and readily available...I've also seen it look not as nice so look before purchase.
Load More Replies...Rosin is actually made of pine sap, so it smells really nice as well as looking beautiful! (Well, before you use it, anyway. Afterwards it looks all scuffed up)
The science of sensing is fairly nuanced. Most people don’t tend to think of things like feeling temperature to be a sense, even though we have receptors for this. Meanwhile, some receptors are used for different things.
One example of this would be your retinas. Yes, they’re directly related to your sight. However, retinal cells also let you know whether it’s day or night, which is essential for your circadian rhythm, metabolism, and sleep/waking cycle.
In the meantime, your body’s functions can affect how your senses interact with the world. The BBC explains that when your heart contracts, pushing blood out to your arteries, your brain actually takes in less visual information from your environment. In other words, the beating of your heart affects your sight. Your interior literally affects how you perceive what’s external to you. But that’s not all. Your brain also predicts what you might see before you actually see it based on your previous experiences.
Your brain typically doesn’t rely on just one group of receptors to construct what you know as senses. In practical terms, look at something like the flavor of food. Sure, there’s the gustatory (aka taste) data to consider. But that’s not enough. Your brain also considers olfactory (aka smell) data. Furthermore, it looks at the information gained from touch and temperature to distinguish whether food is wet.
I Made A Blanket That Rolls Up To Look Like Sushi
I'm not sure that it belongs in this particular listical, but that's a really cute idea. Especially, since the couch blankets spend 90% of their time folded up (or rolled in this case).
Forbidden Ice Cream Cone
This Shampoo In Italy Looks So Much Like Orange Juice They Tell You Not To Drink It
Dear gods, I've had to move this product so much from our juice aisles and shelves so kids don't grab it and throw it into the basket when their guardians are distracted. Our one guy who puts away go-backs doesn't try to understand where it could possibly go
Why do companies package non-food products to look like food? Not a great marketing decision.
There is a hand sanitizer that comes in a pop top that looks so much like a bottle of water
According to the ‘Sensory Trust’ charity, depending on how you classify things, you can have as many as 21 senses. That’s jaw-dropping! On top of that, if you consider things like hunger and thirst, you could technically have even more.
Among all the different senses, you have things like thermoception (sensing heat), nociception, (perceiving pain), equilibrioception (related to feeling balance), and proprioception (the perception of body awareness, e.g., touching your nose with your eyes closed). Some researchers go even further beyond.
Nothing Like Practically Starting From Scratch With Forbidden Noodles
Forbidden Flying Dorito
Forbidden Bacon
Michael J. Cohen, an eco-psychologist, even argues that human beings have 53 senses. He classifies the senses into four categories.
The first group includes the radiation senses, such as sensing color and temperature.
The second category includes the feeling senses, from sensing gravity and air to wind pressure and motion.
If You Like Watermelon Jolly Rancher's, Then This Is The Soap For You
The watermelon jolly rancher candles on the other hand…not so much
Load More Replies...Forbidden Grapes
I've never seen ones that size and uniform before! They definitely look like pretend grapes.
Not a fan of glow in the dark pet supplies. Scared the c**p out of myself and my cat on a late night/early morning potty run. I didn’t have my glasses on. All I saw was some weird random lights floating a foot or so off the ground. The cats collar had glow in the dark markings
Someone Ate The Forbidden Cheese At My Gym
It's a hard foam block you use for support in yoga, pilates etc. Say you can't reach the floor when having to bend for an exercise, you can use it to lean on. Hope that helps 😊
Load More Replies...I don't know what it is about those intrusive thoughts man but sometimes they just win!
The third category, according to Cohen, includes chemical senses like hunger (for food, water, or air), as well as your relationship with pheromones.
The fourth and final category includes mental senses such as external and internal pain, mental or spiritual distress, a sense of self, as well as your relationships with other people, and even your psychic capacity.
Cohen argues that your senses are meant to help you survive in the natural world. However, in the modern world, your senses end up either over-sensitive or atrophied, leading to stress and anxiety.
Forbidden Olives
They look like the coverings that go on earbuds!
Load More Replies...Get The Strawberry Flavor
Marketing team probably trying to be 'quirky' and missing the mark
Load More Replies...I bet this is meant to be a cute reference to the cliché about turning to comfort food during that time of the month.
Of course, what every woman wants, her tampons in an ice cream container....
Pink Lake, Melbourne. Recently Saw This And Can Honestly Say The Water Really Looks Like Strawberry Milk
i used to look for this lake every single time we drove past it as a kid, however it's only pink half the time because of bacteria levels :(
So, dear Pandas, we’ve got to know: have you ever tried to eat something that was clearly inedible even though it looked like it was food?
Have you ever accidentally tasted forbidden food? How quickly did you realize your mistake? Which of the things we’ve featured in this list would genuinely have tricked you into having a bite?
Let us know in the comments! And remember: don’t eat rocks!
Forbidden Food. I Saw This At An Art Museum I Went To Today
Another WHY? WOULD YOU MARKET SOMETHING LIKE TO THE CHILDREN THAT EAT THESE?
How are you even supposed to use it?? It's (wait for it) completely pointless!
There's no banana for scale, but these don't look big enough to use as crayons. You might get one line before it fell apart.
Unless the beads are a lot bigger than they appear in the photo....
Load More Replies...These Were Cheaper Than Your Standard Plastic Trays, But Now My Seed Starters Just Kind Of Look Like Chocolate Cake
No-No Minties
You wouldn't have to wipe after pooping. Providing you pass the towel last.
Load More Replies...Are these something that expands in water? Like a towel or something?
Forbidden Olive
Forbidden Fruit Snacks (They Are Scent Chips - Scents Compacted Into A Small Wax Shape That Are Melted On Wax Melters To Release A Specific Scent)
There's these scent bead things at all the craft fairs I go to and my fat butt always thinks they're those dip-n-dots ice cream at first! :D
I Guess I Don't Have To Mop The Floor With The Cursed Spaghetti Anymore
No, their mop fell apart in the mop water :)
Load More Replies...Mentos Shampoo And Conditioner, Brazil
Forbidden Honey
There was some sort of hair product that looked like a juice bottle that was reviewed on the Aussie show Gruen. The host actually decided to drink it!
They were Garnier hair products, and we watched that show - there was another show too, where they featured a new and exclusive dog food product that was supposed to be fit for human consumption. He ate that, too, and said it was delicious... Being the skeptic that I am, I'm *pretty* sure that both the Garnier hair products and the "fit for human consumption" dog food were replaced with fruit juice and some sort of beef stew before the shows....
Load More Replies...we have honey that comes in this same bottle in canada ....... I would totally eat this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forbidden Chia Seeds (Frog Eggs)
Saw These Non-Edible "Bath Dusts" At Walmart. Seems Like A Bad Idea
You would think the Cheetos package meant it made you smell like cheese.
That, and I'm not sure I would want "flamin hot" in my bath. I like my water warm, not scalding....
Load More Replies...I wonder if the Cheetos one gets on your fingers and stays for days.
Forbidden Twizzlers
What is even happening. My whole life is a lie after these posts.
Forbidden Boba
These things are almost impossible to sweep up if you drop the container. They just smear into the floor
These things were so fun to play with as a kid...well before I knew about boba. Considered eating them somewhat but the smell really turns you off that.
Croissants Have Just Been Baked
Forbidden Toast (It's Insulation Foam I Think)
Forbidden Snack
Forbidden Juice Aisle (Fabuloso Multi-Purpose Cleaners)
I read that fabuloso was the equivalent of good smelling soap + water and that it contains insufficient antibacterial components.
Forbidden Milk
Looks absolutely nothing like milk just because it's in a cardboard carton. It clearly says hand soap.
And the printing is nothing like you'd find on a milk carton
Load More Replies...Spaghetti On A Conveyor Belt
But everyone knows it grows on trees, I've seen the footage of the spaghetti harvest!
From BBC in the 1950s. Glad I'm not the only one who remembers it.
Load More Replies...Forbidden Chicken Breast
For whatever reason, my brain find the bag being a brand-name Ziploc the funniest part of this picture.
Forbidden Hotdogs
Nah, it's missing the crippling bill for the prescribed meds.
Load More Replies...Why on earth would this get down voted? Here's one to bring you back to 0.
Load More Replies...Forbidden Candies From The Dispenser
A regional U.S. dialect uses quotation marks for emphasis.
Load More Replies...This Plant Looks Like A Giant Asparagus
Both asparagus and agave are in the same order, Asparagales. They're both monocots and are distant cousins. I'm a plant nerd, and I approve this message.
Load More Replies...That's how asparagus is made, just gotta pick it year before it gets too big
Forbidden Sushi
I doubt it's printed. Looks to me like it's made of differently coloured yarns. As to why I don't know.
Load More Replies...Never Eat A Mushroom You Can’t 100% Identify. That Said, Mm, Donut
This Rock Looks Like A Filet
Forbidden Soda (Lava Lamp Bottle)
Forbidden Tequila Sunrise
Forbidden A5 Japanese Wagyu Steak (This Is A "Grow Your Own Dinosaur" Toy After 4 Years Of Being In A Jar)
Me And My Sister Were Talking About How These Little Glittery Decorative Balls Look So Satisfying To Bite Into And My 15-Year-Old Niece Walks Up And Bites One In Half
She now has glitter in her braces but says it was in fact satisfying. A real “teenagers scare the living hell out of me” moment.
Forbidden Blueberry Fell Off My Office Chair
Mmm, I Can't Wait To Try This Delicious-Looking, Ammonia-Free Tub Of Ice Cream
Forbidden Cake
Forbidden Bacon
Forbidden Flan
Forbidden Ice Cream Sandwich
Forbidden Gummies
Especially if they're the sort with the hook already attached to it....
Forbidden Grilled Fish
Forbidden Oreos
Forbidden Latte
Forbidden Pizza
According to one reply on Reddit, this is a base/platform for an action figure or D&D miniature to stand on?
Forbidden Guacamole
I looked it up...car owner poured windshield wiper fluid into the motor oil and drove for about 10 minutes before the engine started smoking horribly and this goo started oozing out. So motor oil+wiper fluid=forbidden guacamole and a ruined engine
It looks like someone used olive oil instead of motor oil...
Load More Replies...Forbidden Nachos
Forbidden Peanut Butter (Cool Rocks All Over My Yard In Northwest Arkansas)
reminds me of those old fashioned "mary jane" peanut butter candies
This Block Of Crystal I Saw In Vienna Looks Like A Big Block Of Tuna
Anyone Remember Sour Altoids?
Forbidden Carrot
Forbidden Chocolate Frosty
I Want To Eat These Packing Peanuts. They Look Like Crispy Marshmallows
Many small companies now use biodegradable ones made of corn which are actually technically edible. Which sucks cos I have Pica and normal packing peanuts have always been something I can't resist, so I will end up eating the full box of "edible" ones.
Girlfriend Had A Geode And Let Me Smash It. It Looks Like Forbidden Sushi
Weird Rock That Looks Like A Forbidden Cauliflower. Found In The Backyard
Forbidden Hawaiian Sweet Rolls
I Melted Down All My Old Candles - Got A Forbidden Brownie Instead
These Gem-Shaped Stacking Crayons Look So Delicious
Forbidden Hot Sauce
Forbidden Blackberries
These are juvenile spotted lantern flies. They are invasive and very damaging to the environment, so they should be exterminated on sight.
I Found Some Red Jasper (A Type Of Rock) And It Looks Like A Rare Steak
Forbidden Butter
Forbidden Cheese Puffs
This Year's Wax Cappings Are Rendered. They Look Like Forbidden Cheese Wheels
Forbidden Banana (Elderberry Rust (Fungus) Found In Our Yard)
A Perfectly Roasted Marshmallow
Forbidden Burrito
Mmm, IKEA-Brand Cookie Crisp
Homemade Transformer. Came With A Box Of Junk Parts I Bought. A Forbidden Donut
Forbidden Sprinkles (Braille Balls)
Dishwasher Tablets At My Mother's House Look Like Candies
Forbidden Bubble/Boba Tea
Forbidden Tampico
Is This Where Cinnamon Comes From?
....I mean. Yes? This may not actually be cinnamon, I don't know, but "this tree bark looks like another kind of tree bark" isn't much of a coincidence.
Guessing the tree above isn't a cinnamon tree, but yes. I'm thinking either eucalyptus or sometimes crepe myrtle trees peel like this.
Load More Replies...Forbidden Rice Krispies Treat I Found In The Ocean
Take A Break With A Giant KitKat
Pepper Jack Cheese
In Today's Art vs. Garbage: Forbidden Ramen
Those are from a type of willow, I believe. Corkscrew willow or something like that.
I do believe you're correct! There's one in my area. Similar shaped branches and definitely a willow.
Load More Replies...This Rock Looks Like An English Muffin
Guys, Hear Me Out, Forbidden Tempura
It's rabbit food. It won't kill you if you eat it, but it wouldn't taste like tempura.
Yellow Plastic Balls (Forbidden Eggs) In A White Plaster-Like Material Found In A Middle Of Nowhere At Norwegian Fjord. It Looks Like Someone Tried To Burn Them
My Bath Salt Looks Really Tasty. It Looks Like It Would Taste Like Dippin' Dots. It's A Type Of Japanese Carbonated Bath Additive, Not Technically A Salt
Found This In The Arkansas River In Buena Vista, Colorado, USA. Rough On The Sides, Weirdly Smooth On The Top And Bottom. It Looks Like Forbidden Chocolate
An archeologist or anthropologist might be able to identify if it has marks indicative of tools used in constructing arrowheads. Super cool find!
That looks like the material Natives used/use to make Arrowhead. It looks like many of the arrowheads we find on my in laws property in Montana.
Forbidden Grape
She was eating pretty good til someone picked her off. Ticks are one of the few critters I will end... SQUISH IT!
Load More Replies...Forbidden Raisin (What 5 Lbs Of Fat (Made Of Rubber) Looks Like In Your Hand)
Forbidden Sunflower Seeds
Wow, another post with spotted lantern flies. These ones are adults. Still, they are invasive and very damaging to the environment, so they should be exterminated on sight.
The horribly invasive lantern fly. Death to them all!
Load More Replies...Forbidden Sushi Rolls
Forbidden Avocado
Delicious Sushi
These Look Tasty As Hell To Me
We have something like these at work. I love them, so comfy
This Pal Is Known As A Key-Lime Pie Plant, But I Think It Looks More Like Ravioli
I just found something to contribute to this list! Mmm, forbidden lemon drops... Forbidden-...13ac94.jpg
I had a fridge magnet that looked exactly like a donut. My dog certainly thought so; it has a piece missing now. This article was so nostalgic - I love "forbidden food" and it was one of these posts which first brought me to BP! :D
I just found something to contribute to this list! Mmm, forbidden lemon drops... Forbidden-...13ac94.jpg
I had a fridge magnet that looked exactly like a donut. My dog certainly thought so; it has a piece missing now. This article was so nostalgic - I love "forbidden food" and it was one of these posts which first brought me to BP! :D
