Failure isn’t always a bad thing. Without it, we wouldn’t learn, grow, or have nearly as many things to laugh at.
And if you need proof, just take a scroll through There Was An Attempt, the iconic subreddit dedicated to efforts that didn’t quite make it. It’s no stranger to Bored Panda, and for good reason—people keep failing in ways that are way too funny not to share.
So, enjoy this fresh batch of attempts that didn’t go as planned, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!
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To Isolate & Belittle Ukraine. One Of Norway's Largest Marine Fuel Companies Just Announced That They Will No Longer Refuel Us Navy Vessels After Trump’s Treatment Of Zelensky
To Have A Peaceful Weekend After Destroying The Us International Relations
To Forget About The Little Thing Known As The Great Depression
To Make A "Binary Fuss" Apparently
To Run The Us Government
To Be Correct About A Transformer Exploding
By A Cowardly Thug To Intimidate A President
What do you expect from a draft dodging disrespectful (to everyone, but especially veterans - RIP John McCain, 'loser prisoner of war') p.o.s?
By Elon Musk To Indirectly Suggest That Social Security Is “Running Out Of Money.”
To Sell His Cybertruck
To Mask The Usernames
Pedro Pascal responding to hate comments under his post supporting the trans community
To Isolate Zelensky On The World Stage. All These Tweets From World Leaders Were Within An Hour Of Zelensky’s Meeting With Trump Today
To Attack A Canada Goose
To Rewrite History
To Downplay A Man's "Claims"
By Elon To Launch A Rocket
New name for the body of water between the US and Mexico: Gulf of Starlink Failures.
To Be Christian
To Make A Coherent Argument On Foreign Affairs
I sometimes cannot believe the depth of my hatred and disgust for this fetid pile of c**p. Edit: Sorry. C R A P
To Commit "Light Treason" Without Being Caught By Elon Musk
To Recall History
Without the French the United States would still be speaking English!
To Design A Unique And Futuristic Car
To Call Zelenskyy Ungrateful
At least 33 times, up to 94 times, depending on the source. Trump is an idiot.
To Pretend To Want To Stop Bloodshed & Bring Peace
To Remember She’s A Federal Employee
She definitely does not deserve her job! The s**t she's done/said/says is appalling to say the least.
To Be Untouchable
I would like to take personal credit for it. I can't, of course, but I would LIKE to.
To Vote Against Preferred Pronouns
To Disguise A Tesla
A Tesla owner reportedly trying to avoid all the backlash by putting Mazda badges on his vehicle!
To F**k The Couch In The Oval Office
To Attack A U.S. Congresswoman Using Her Daughter
To Be Funny
To Be Elon Musk
By Elon Musk To Increase Congress Pay While Laying Off Tens Of Thousands
Each congress member gets paid the same in one MONTH what someone on social security gets paid in one YEAR! That means Bob, a paramedic who worked for 15 years at a private ambulance company and volunteered at his local fire department gets diagnosed with early onset Parkinson's disease and can't work. Bob has no choice but to get on disability, a program he's been paying into his entire working life. Bob is now paid less than $1400 a month. That's just under $17,000 a year. Every member of congress is currently paid $176,000 a YEAR. That means Bob's income for the entire YEAR equals close to the same as 1 MONTH of pay for each congress member. Read that again and give it a good think!
To Disguise A Cybertruck
To Fire Air Traffic Controllers
To Have Freedom Of Speech And Freedom Of Expression
To Have Convenient High-Speed Rail In America
To Be The President For Peace
Well. I am shocked. Just shocked, I tell you. Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.
To Disguise Their Tesla
Should other brands, like Toyota and Mazda, sue for false advertising
To Not Waste Government Money
This underscores what everyone has ever said about Trump and his racist cronies.
By The World’s Richest A$$hole To Make Accusations In A Mirror (Aim) Without Us Noticing His Propaganda
To Make Good Things Look Bad
I remember a time when being conservative wasn't equivalent to being a moron.
To Hold A Cabinet Meeting
To Hide Disgruntled Constituents
Town halls, by definition, are open to anyone who lives in the town. They aren’t meant to be political venues but are meant for those of the community to voice any issues they have. The fact that politicians have turned these community meetings into political events is the problem. The crisis is that they’ve now taken it upon themselves to physically remove people who speak up and disagree with them using private security that they have no right to use. Blatant first amendment violation along with with what should be a*****t since these are supposed to be public meetings and the “private” security company has no right to be there.
To P**s Off The World Without Consequences
To Have A Grasp On Reality
To Release What Turns Out To Be Already Available Documents
By President Musk To Steal Contracts
How is it not illegal for a faux government employee to use their position for personal financial gain?
To Trade On Inside Information As An Elected Official
To Describe A Pow Taken From A Tank, As Being Kidnapped
Thank you. When we're split into East America and West America after the next War, remember that there will alway be those of us fighting against the f*****t regime in an Underground.
Load More Replies...You're probably not the only person who thinks that! Feel free to ask on a specific post; there's plenty of folks who'd be happy to add more context through comments. I've seen it spark some good culture sharing on here! <3
Load More Replies...Thank you. When we're split into East America and West America after the next War, remember that there will alway be those of us fighting against the f*****t regime in an Underground.
Load More Replies...You're probably not the only person who thinks that! Feel free to ask on a specific post; there's plenty of folks who'd be happy to add more context through comments. I've seen it spark some good culture sharing on here! <3
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