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Failures are a part of life, and they happen to the best of us. And when such misfirings happen, we often credit the person for taking a shot, at the very least. 

But of course, not everyone deserves kudos for their efforts. Some of them deserve to be shamed and called out, especially if they attempted to conceal their sanctimonious behaviors. Unfortunately, some of the world’s most influential people are guilty of such faults, as you will see in this list. 

We lifted these posts from the There Was An Attempt subreddit. Don’t forget to upvote your favorites and share your sentiments below.

#1

To Insult Linus Torvalds (Creator Of Linux) By Calling Him "Woke"

Screenshot of a social media post discussing woke communism and personal beliefs, showing user engagement and replies.

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Sam Trudeau
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Linus and Linux? How have I not made the connection lol? (Linux is my favourite OS)

Forrest Hobbs
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"And dammit, if all that makes me "woke", then I think anybody who uses that word as a pejorative is f•cking disgrace to the human race." - well said! 🤣🤣🤣 For those who don't know, Linus Torvalds does not give a d**n what anyone thinks about him. He's also well educated, well informed, quite bright - and famous for his on-point grumpy responses to morons.

Michael Largey
Community Member
2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A brilliant man in more than one way.

Kalevra
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You dont have to live like the plumbing you have, just stop asking me to accept you. I dont have to like you nor do i care in the general terms. Its when you are TELLING me i have too is where i have a problem.

Tres D
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2 months ago

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Typical woke liberal reply!

Mike F
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But I'm betting he doesn't upvote his own posts to try to get traction. 🤔

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    #2

    To Go To Lunch…

    Man looking disappointed outside a British pub, symbolizing times there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

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    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need scum polluting your pub!

    Bob Gorski
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we don't need scum polutting this item either.

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    Cee Cee
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't want him spoiling the lovely Cotswolds. Besides we have far too many Americans here jacking up house prices and rarely supporting local businesses. Oh and most of the time their properties lie empty.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, us Brits have a habit of doing right by those guys. Even if it means jail time for a projection on Windsor Castle.

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quora lit up with this, actually. A response to a question asking if the pub should be punished for it was, and I quote, "Yes, punish us any way you like, but please don't punish us by not sending JD Vance to visit us ever again"

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and snopes couldnt even confirm if any of it realy happened.

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vance is ... the worst. He thinks very close along Trump's lines, but is only half as old, roughly, and currently still qualifies for up to 8 years of presidency. Given how fast they are acting in the destruction of the US's democracy, it's not too unlikely that he might follow, and maybe even exceed the hostile and illegal shenenigans that are currently pulled off...

    Anton
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just posted a 5 star review on google maps 😉

    Marsha Hultberg
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only that could be done here (US) without fear of, I dunno, mysteriously disappearing... or deported because your great-grandparents were immigrants. BTW, 'his' grandfather was an illegal immigrant!!

    Stephanie M
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That man is toxic. Fantastic and courageous reaction from the staff. They were willing to risk their jobs by sticking to their principles. Politicians take note!

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever go back to england, I will go to that pub just to have a pint and to give the owner and staff high fives.

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    #3

    To Recruit A 17 Year Old For The Us Military

    Text message exchange showing an attempt to recruit for the Marine Corps met with a firm refusal.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Higher education, financial security and trade skills should be accessible without having to join the military... at least that's how civilized countries do it.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how military members feel about being deployed against US citizens as a part of a tyrant's personal military?

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which woman (and actually which man) would want to join Trump's ra/pists' paradise where now the process of reporting has been changed to give victims less protection? It was horrible enough before, but now? No thanks.

    whiterabbit
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women's enrollment in the military increased by 18% while men's increased by 8% from 2023 to 2024, so apparently a lot of women want to join Trump's military.

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    bowie0923
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The education benefits aren't even enough to earn a BA degree. I used to work in college admissions in the US and admitted retired military who thought their benefits would pay for their full undergraduate education. Nope. Only about 20%

    Charlotte Ingle
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eek! Must be a horrible thing to find out after serving

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    BookFanatic
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time the Marines tried very hard to recruit me. I finally said "Sir, if I join the Marines and get deployed I will legit throw my gun at the enemy and run away screaming." He hung up on me.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better off joining the Royal Marines and get a proper training.

    Tres D
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    2 months ago

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    Typical hate filled liberal!

    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pointed out by a typical hate filled trumpanzee. 😉

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    People often call out hypocritical behavior by telling the erring individual to “practice what they preach.” However, as neuroscientist and author Dr. Dean Burnett points out, maintaining that moral h**h ground is a considerable amount of work for anyone. 

    “Hypocrisy allows you to appear principled without having to be so, which is much easier than adhering to strict principles,” Dr. Burnett wrote in an article for The Guardian.

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    #4

    To Lie About Her Son

    Screenshot of a humorous Twitter exchange with a quote about words never dying and a sarcastic reply, showing there was an attempt.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to BP your third word is half dead.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This Rebecca must be seeking attention to fill the void in her soul." - Said my 2-year-old cat; she is so smart :P

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My non-existent cat agrees whole-heartedly.

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    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dadda babba p*o*o*p"

    Nova Rook
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a quote from my 3 year old nephew.

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    Barbara Wilcock
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh Rebecca. You just want attention 🙄😆

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rebecca, that quote has been around longer that your son has been alive. Explain that somehow.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: Rebecca's 3yo son is a Chuck doll.

    Marsha Hultberg
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think mom paraphrased that. However, kids, including toddlers are incredibly smart these days — mind boggling stuff.

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    #5

    To Go After Ms. Rachel For Caring About Palestinian Children

    Screenshot of a social media post sharing a personal story about threats and human rights, illustrating there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

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    Gebidozo
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By calling concern for Palestinians “antisemitism”, those a******s deprive the word “antisemitism” of the negative connotations that it should have. If caring for Palestinians is antisemitism, then every decent person will have no choice but describe themselves as an antisemite. Those people that harassed Ms. Rachel don’t represent the Jewish people. They are enemies of Jews and of everything real Judaism stands for.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caring for Palestinians can't be antisemitism. The Palestinians are Semites.

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    LuLuBelle
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disagreeing with the Israeli government's crimes against humanity does not make you antisemitic. I don't give a rat's a*s what religion they are, wrong is wrong.

    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mossad bots are a blight on humanity. As is Netanyahu

    LuLuBelle
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    2 months ago

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    Bryan Wright
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whilst I sympathise with the sentiments expressed, the Palestinians did elect hamas as its government. You reap what you sow.

    Adrienne Wallage
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    2 months ago

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    Palestinian children are not starving. Enough aid has been sent in by Israel to provide 5000 calories per person, per day. Hamas take it and sell it at outrageous prices. Get your facts right instead of being an ignorant moron.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just shut up. You sound like a fool. You want to parrot that right wing horse $hit, go to Truth Social.

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    #6

    To Vandalize An Anti Ice Mural

    Street graffiti showing a failed attempt with Superman replaced by a dog, illustrating times there was an attempt but the universe intervened.

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punching fáscists is what Superman's always done best: https://www.strangehistory.net/2011/05/12/superman-versus-hitler/

    Marlene Ricker
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone working for ICE is beyond disgusting! This mural is great!

    QuincyForrest
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a big laugh from this. Thanks!

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm wonder which party commissioned it?

    Tres D
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    2 months ago

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    Another anti America hate filled liberal post!

    Yrral Spavit
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you born a useless c**t or did you take classes?

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    A person may also act hypocritically because they have a self-serving bias, which, according to Dr. Burnett, is part of human nature. As he noted, we inherently evaluate our capabilities far more highly than they really are because of our brain’s natural wiring. 

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    “The brain is riddled with cognitive and memory biases that are geared towards making us feel like we’re good and decent and capable, no matter what the reality,” Dr. Burnett explained.

    #7

    To Have A Free Press

    Tweet by Jack Smith expressing disappointment in mainstream media amid slow descent into authoritarianism, highlighting universe's different plans.

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    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear people outside the UK, I know you think the BBC is the pinnacle of journalism. It was, once. These days, it's a spitlicker. Please don't automatically trust it anymore.

    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, however, infinitely better than any mainstream US ‘journalism’

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    Stephanie M
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true, and is because most of the media is owned by billionaires. Everyone should question what they read or see in the media. Do your own research, the truth is out there. Earon is right, the BBC is NOT to be trusted. and the Daily Mail is really good for the bottom of cat litter trays, but not much else. IMHO

    Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭
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    2 months ago

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    Only the 6th post at the moment and it is about how bad everything is in the US wich is the universe according to BP

    M F
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because things are extremely bad and will get worse.

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    #8

    To Win A Political Slap Fight With Australia

    Man in suit and glasses speaking in front of flags, illustrating moments when there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

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    Doug Moyer
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not "allowing children to starve". They are intentionally starving children. It's EVIL.

    Adrienne Wallage
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    2 months ago

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    Enough aid has been sent in by Israel to provide 5000 calories per person, per day. Hamas take it and sell it at outrageous prices. Get your facts right and don't believe Hamas propaganda. Be more intelligent than that.

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    Gebidozo
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netanyahu and his lackeys only understand the language of brute force and violence. He has the exact same mentality as Hamas.

    Adrienne Wallage
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    2 months ago

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    Israel just want their hostages back. Hamas just want to destroy Israel. Israel has the only army in the world that warns civilians to evacuate so that they can come in and destroy the terror tunnels, etc., that Hamas has spent years and billions of dollars building. Get your facts right instead of parroting Hamas propaganda.

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    Julie S
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When ever I see the name Benjamin Netanyahu I read it in Billy Connolly's voice.

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear Stephen Fry doing Bill Connolly saying it.

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    #9

    To Tell Canada What To Do

    Bottles on assembly line representing U.S. alcohol industry facing setbacks from Canada’s booze boycott and declining wine exports.

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    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When idiots do not understand economics.............................nor diplomacy!

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He loves the word TARRIFS but doesn't understand how they work.

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh, a different sort of Canadian Club, but very effective

    Nova Rook
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are s*x in a canoe and american beer alike? Both are f*****g close to water.

    CCLoos
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am rooting for the Toronto Blue Jays to win the world series. It would be delicious.

    Jnausicaa
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    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BC wine is pretty good.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a pity Pete Hoekstra, US Ambassador to Canada is such a nutter.

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    Behavioral scientist Erman Misirlisoy shared a similar sentiment, stating that self-interest is one of the strongest (if not the strongest) catalysts for hypocritical behavior. In an article for Medium, he noted that many people may say that “personal costs” are enough to outweigh the “intention to act morally.” 

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    “Essentially, we all want to act fairly until we are put on the spot and are facing our own personal consequences,” he wrote.

    #10

    To Get A Nobel Peace Prize

    Nobel Committee removes Trump from Peace Prize nominee list citing violations and ongoing criminal proceedings.

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    StPaul9
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the process is secret and known only to them and the eventual winner (who even then is told with enough time to write a speech). As much as I love this, I don't believe it.

    Melinda Flick
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t either. Because even Trump did get nominated, I refuse to believe the Nobel Committee would EVER consider him for the peace prize…. Not a chance in hell.

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    Tamra
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cankles the Clown is still whinging and moaning at every opportunity at how he feels he deserves it. Never have I seen a more insecure, pathetic excuse for a "leader".

    Valegro
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was he a nominee in the first place?

    Becky Samuel
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone can nominate someone for a Nobel prize. It doesn't mean that that person is worthy, or that the nomination will be taken seriously.

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    Steve Kadner
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "1000% tariffs on that country of losers Noble starting now!"

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump: "But, but, I won seven wars!" (And though I was eligible, those d**n bone spurs..)

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if one of those was one that never actually happened.

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    Mary Tonningsen
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still wondering how much he paid someone to submit his name for him.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't true at all. It was discovered that this started as a post on Twitter by a parody account.

    BossyCloud
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right, thanks https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-nobel-prize-disqualified/

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    Woof Yo
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is satire. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-nobel-prize-disqualified/

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate BP staff. downvote if you agree.

    Laura Cook
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone have actually NOMINATED him??

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    #11

    To Be Taken Seriously As Astronauts

    Woman with blonde hair and red lipstick in a black blazer expressing a quote about attempts and unexpected universe plans.

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    marcelo D.
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she is right. She is talking about amazon sending women "to space" for 10 minutes, as a promotional stunt. Not NASA sending female astronauts to the ISS

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to school for years, invest yourself into your chosen field, change the way the world looks at the universe and teach us things we otherwise would never know and you get upstaged by Katie Perry going on a jolly with a flower and Oprah’s girlfriend, I’m I the only one that hoped they would all burn on re entry

    CCLoos
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you haven't seen the recent documentary about Sally Ride, I highly recommend it.

    Biofish23
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    2 months ago

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    Honestly, this bothers me. Yes, space tourism is problematic, unfortunately, that's just what you get when you privatize the entire field of space exploration. However none of the male space tourists got half the vitriol as the all female group did.

    Giles McArdell
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's the empty gesture and virtue signalling of "ooh look we've got an all female `crew`", what `crew`? They're passengers. Imagine the comments if NASA sent an all female crew of actual qualified astronauts up? - "it's PC gone mad!", "why are male astronauts being discriminated against?"

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    Bryan Wright
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tarts in Low Earth Orbit for a nanosecond.

    Stephanie M
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really admire famous people when they get off the fence and say it like it is.

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    #12

    To Ignore Epstein’s Victims In Hopes They Go Away

    Group of Epstein victims sharing their ultimatum, highlighting attempts and unexpected challenges in seeking justice.

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    Yrral Spavit
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait for the big beautiful funeral and the opening of the big beautiful public urinal.

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    Bryan Wright
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter what the Great Orange Buffoon did or didn't do, the video of him dancing ( ? ) ought to be classed as a crime against humaity.

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should they? It's obvious it's not going to be released by anything Trump controls.

    Bob Gorski
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's congress that is slowing/stopping the process for release of info.

    Tom Brincefield
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The DOJ can release the information at any time they want. They are slow walking the information that the House has requested from them.

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    In his article, Misirlisoy pointed out another observation: we tend to hate hypocrites more than outright liars. According to him, it’s because the former employs a “double layer of deception,” which is one layer more than the latter, who simply says they “act morally when they haven’t.” 

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    #13

    To Troll Newsom - Newsom Won This One

    Screenshot of tweets discussing California gerrymandering with a map highlighting most gerrymandered states in 2025.

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    Bob Gorski
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    2 months ago

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    Newsom is NUISANCE. a BLIGHT ON US CALIFORNIANS!!

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    Earonn -
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newsom is a bright light in all that darkness. I actually fear for his life.

    Jennifer Gray
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't love him as a governor, but as a Trump troll he gets an A+++++++++++

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michigan citizens VOTED to have a redistricting committee comprised of 2 of each party to redraw. Perfect? no, effective? I like to think so. At least it's not done by fiat.

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in Ohio, the legislature ignored the requirements of the Constitutional amendment the citizens voted for, because what do we know about what we really want.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go, Gavin! Go, Gavin! They deserve all the ridicule you can dish out, since facts have no effect.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it isn't Trumpsville you loon.

    Stephanie M
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thinks Gavin N would make a good president?

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    #14

    To Attain Justice In The Trump Era

    Victim Sarah Ransome discusses Ghislaine Maxwell case, a clear example of there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

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    Shark Lady
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The files will never be released, every hard copy and digital version will be destroyed. Trump will eventually pardon Ghislaine as he thinks she has "suffered" enough, while believing she is a good person.

    panther
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the most accurate description of what will happen.

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    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cap'n Bob Maxwell, if alive, would be so proud of his beloved daughter. He was also a monster.

    Jnausicaa
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarah, I agree.

    #15

    To Have A 'Bring Your Child To Work Day' Without An Hr Incident

    Screenshot of a humorous Twitter thread about an HR meeting over misunderstood recorded conversation, illustrating attempts gone wrong.

    Black_Scholes_Merton Report

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, anyone trying to kink shame should take a look at themselves and wonder why they are sexualising everything.

    Julia H
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd get it if someone asked, "where's the beef?" To younger generations, look up old Wendy's commercials. But how is, "here's your sandwich Daddy" sexual? Maybe I'll have to try it at home?

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waddya mean "pray" for it? Not worth the effort!

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Thoughts and payers aren't worth the effort? *sarcasm mode off again now*

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    Marsha Hultberg
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's just one person out of a gazillion !!! UGH... SMFH. SMFH. SMFH.

    Thomas Murphy
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u have to watch what u say now a days

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this "sexual"? English isn't my first language, I don't live in an English speaking country, so don't get it.

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some people who use "Daddy" during foreplay or sexual role play, or when referring to someone as a "Sugar Daddy."

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    Misirlisoy dropped one unavoidable truth: we’ve all had our hypocritical moments. However, a sensible, upstanding person will subject themselves to honest self-criticism and admit when they fail to live up to their own standards.

    “If we’re going to lie, that’s bad enough; let’s try not to fool and distract other people by pointing the finger,” he wrote. “(That) may be a good foundation for integrity.”

    #16

    By Ibm In 1979 To Stand Against Computers Making Decisions For Humans (From Their 1979 Training Manual)

    Text on paper stating a computer can never be held accountable and must never make a management decision.

    LookAtThatBacon Report

    HF
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Management is never really accountable either, so why not replace them with computers and save billions in salary and bonuses?

    Nova Rook
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm accountable - if my team makes a mistake I own that mistake. For the first three months of working for me you cannot make a mistake, we will train you and contain you so that you will learn the job prior to being exposed to anything that may have a severe negative impact on our work. After three months you know what you are doing and what is expected of you - if you encounter any issues from that point on and we will problem solve. People love working for me.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither should nepo babies.

    #17

    To Quickly And Quietly Ouster The C.d.c. Director For Rejecting Rjk Jr.’s Stance On Vaccination Policy. She Is Refusing To Leave!

    CDC director fired but refuses to leave, reflecting an attempt the universe had completely different plans

    CavePrisoner Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WILL say, that the reduction or elimination of dyes and 'enhancements' is a good thing, but he's a nut job.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Director Fury, the council has made a decision." "I recognize the council has made a decision. But given that it's a stupid-@ss decision, I've elected to ignore it."

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in their right mind would promote a moron with a worm in his head as Health Secretary.

    jspvlll
    Community Member
    2 months ago

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    we all know she was caught lying several times during her hearing

    #18

    To Be Gender Neutral

    Meme showing a gender neutral sign mistakenly using Prince's symbol, highlighting an attempt with different plans by the universe.

    loves_spain Report

    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious! Before I read the caption I was like "what's with the Prince symbol?" 😂

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help thinking that a gender neutral symbol was at least part of what Prince was aiming for though.

    Don Adams
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the boss some credit - being supportive and accepting of something they don't fully understand. We need more of that daily.

    boppy
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean we all miss him.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is it Lawful Neutral or Chaotic Neutral? ;)

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    #19

    To Follow Customer's Anti-Pickle Request

    Order receipt showing a request for no pickles and a sauce container labeled with a note saying eat it, universe attempts fail.

    ikbenandrew Report

    Sly Schlang
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pickle hates more than the chef and the customer together.

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    KnightOwl86
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they hate taking it off? Surely they can just make the burger without pickles? Unless they're already pre made and they're just re-heating them, which is just gross.

    QuincyForrest
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It comes in the cup that doesn't have to be opened, but is actually just there as a suggestion and can be ignored if so desired, but the "EAT IT! D**N YOU!" angry-face kind of washes that all out, doesn't it?

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fark that. I'm paying for it, I'm eating it. I can see getting bent out of shape over an outrageous request, but for something this simple, if you're too arrogant to give me what I want, I can spend my money elsewhere.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

    Bob Gorski
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Michael Jackson once said "Just eat it, eat it, eat it..."

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from the Netherlands or Belgium - I love how all the "technical info" is in Dutch and all the food is in "hip" English.

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    #20

    To "Smoke" In Peace

    Text conversation and a woman holding a taquito, a funny example of an attempt but the universe had different plans.

    IsThisAUserName86 Report

    merlin
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mind your own f**kìn business people

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now, if you would've walked 'round the neighbourhood with a loaded AR15, that would've been fine, but please think about the resale value of your car..."

    liam newton-harding
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what if she was smoking?...So fu@king what?

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what if it had been a cigar? who's business would that be?

    frinny
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HI sweetie! what a passive aggressive karen

    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    education not repression

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are kids...harmed by seeing someone smoke?? In what universe are our children so weak and useless that we've come to this?

    VNES101
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must be a mom - hiding in the car eating taquitos without the kids bothering her.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I speak on the neighborhood's behalf and request you keep you habit of nosey cluelessness private from all of us."

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't smoke, but I'd be tempted to stick an unlit cigar in my mouth as I puttered around my yard...

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    #21

    To Give A Speech

    Woman speaking passionately at a microphone, an example of there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

    MrDillon369 Report

    JSD
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a looney tune. That's putting it politely.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those that did were only hoping for free drinks and cake.

    Mary Tonningsen
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's such an awful person!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people don't want to come out, nobody's gonna stop 'em. - Yogi Berra

    Jerry Jacques
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people think if they put MAGA in there slogan people will follow. No, MAGA is not three blind mice, if your talking BS they know and that is the point of MAGA. If someone you don't like gets elected and you b***h and cry just makes you look like a little, or verry much an b***h. You didn't get you way and think what you have to say will change anything. VOTE next time and if you lose man up.

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣maga is four blind mice in a sun baked porta toilet after a kid Rock concert with unlimited beer and gas station clams. MAGA don't know b******t even when they're wearing the bull as a hat.

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    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder where the rest of her family scarpered off to?

    Thomas Murphy
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the people r trying to say something to u ?

    Lauora
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a gubernatorial candidate??

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    #22

    To Get Trump To Snap

    Pickup truck covered in Gavin Newsom campaign flags and stickers, showcasing there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

    ExactlySorta Report

    #23

    To Comply With The Law

    Age verification notice for UK visitors requiring official ID, with options to confirm if user is in the UK or not.

    crysal0 Report

    timhood
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine this didn't last long once UK authorities got wind of this.

    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well it's compliant...

    Brain-In-A-Vat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who shares images via Imgur; people in the UK are no longer able to view images hosted on Imgur . . . https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gzxv5gy3qo

    #24

    To Enter Australia

    Text excerpt discussing visa cancellation and government stance on division and safety in Australia related to universe having different plans.

    Rd28T Report

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Djokovic learned the hard way that Australia is not a FAFO country. You FO when you make your FA intentions known.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike the US, where people are blaming each other for division, rather than Vlad and Xi using algorithms and trolling comments to sow division. But they wouldn't do THAT, would they??? Best way to destroy a society is from the inside out (source..KGB textbook).

    #25

    To Rewrite History

    Man in suit speaking on a political talk show, suggesting there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

    MrDillon369 Report

    Julia H
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only brain in use is the one his boss provided i don't know if he's had a genuine thought of his own.

    Don Adams
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a negotiation. Just the Allies "negotiated" with overwhelming logistics and firepower.

    liam newton-harding
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even for a catamite, this "man" is incredibly stupid.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the Great Orange Buffoon has amassed a veritable cornucopia of intellect around himself.

    Marsha Hultberg
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unbelievable... well, no. Unbelievable is the new norm...

    Thomas Murphy
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did he ever have a history lesson ? ww 2

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They teach history, but there's no way to force people to actually learn it.

    #26

    By Will Smith To Pass Off This AI-Generated Crowd As Authentic

    Crowd holding a handmade sign at a concert, capturing moments of there was an attempt with universe having different plans.

    RoguePierogies Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hands are hilarious but the faces are worse.

    Trip Martin
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are scary. I wish I hadn't zoomed in on a few there.

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    merlin
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zooming in makes it worse

    timhood
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was the crowd, I'd prefer to keep a safe distance! 😆

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer I look, the worse it gets. Most of the faces are horrid masses of flesh.

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll probably screenshot a few faces from here to use as reaction images.

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    olaff 422
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ai so racist it made all the fake people at a Will Smith concert white.

    QuincyForrest
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to think, someone in Smith's publicity team (or was it Smith himself??) looked at this and said "This is good. Yeah, release this to the internet. Nobody will take a close look. Nothing fakey-looking about this. Definitely indistinguishable from reality. Nobody will ever question this or give it a second look. This is GOOD." And it is so blatantly AI, so blatantly ghoulish, so blatantly ... bad.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the worst AI I've seen in ages, is this really the best his publicity people could do?

    Mike F
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's not a single human face in that crowd.

    KnightOwl86
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The faces look like a cross between the Sims and NPCs in GTA

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    #27

    To Make The X (Elon's) AI Not A Libtard

    Scroll-stopping moments showing attempts that failed hilariously as the universe had completely different plans.

    tiny_tuner Report

    timhood
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why ars*e was blurred out, but not the first and most prominent time it appeared.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, this is what AI should be used for: asking neutral questions and getting objective facts, with the AI giving its sources

    aubergine10003
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does "SES" stand for? Socio-economic status?

    Tres D
    Community Member
    2 months ago

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    So more liberals go to college, so what? How many jobs are available for someone with a gender studies degree? Or a 16th century European art history degree? Or a Social Justice degree? Or a Marxist and Socialist Studies degree? You get my point...

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You seriously just posted a comment to tell us you didn't read it???? 🙄 Was it too complicated for you?

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    #28

    To Follow The Rule Of Law

    Stacked shipping containers at a port with a city skyline in the background, illustrating there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

    rprouse Report

    liam newton-harding
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and, turns out, any money made from these taxes, is going to have to be used to bail out American farmers...again...because these taxes have adversely affected them...but DON'T call those bail-outs, "Socialism".

    Julia H
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With as many cuts tacoboi is making, I don't have a good feeling he'd allow farm subsidies. Quoting a line i heard...the only time he sees the people is when he looks down to see what he's stepping on 🐛 🪲 🐞

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the Trump administration has ever "attempted to" follow any laws, except possibly by accident.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and the poor American public are paying the price for his buffoonery. 😂🤣😂🤣

    #29

    To Build A C****************p

    Text about judge ordering Alligator Alcatraz detention center shutdown due to illegal actions without environmental review in Florida Everglades.

    rprouse Report

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The words are “concèntration camp”.

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. And also, I usually have no problem making out the censored words, but this one has me stumped.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a detainment facility in Lake County Mich., former private GEO prison, 'punk prison.

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    #30

    To Say "Is It Wrong To Be More Sexually Attracted To Your Daughter Than Your Wife," Like It's Actually A Question

    Screenshot of article text discussing controversial quotes involving Donald Trump and mentioning the phrase there was an attempt universe different plans.

    ExoG198765432 Report

    liam newton-harding
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he's NOT a p@do, right magas? He just says p@do-like things publicly over, and over...and over again.

    Yrral Spavit
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things like this make me despise his followers even more . They have no shame, no morals and are beyond pathetic.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I am wondering if a gift exchange happened with epstein when she was young.

    Captive
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People know this. And yet? What the hell, USA???

    The Short Lady
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Release the unredacted Epstein files.

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ew. And yet people voted for him.

    Stephanie M
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tacotits canks (Thank you, 'I've had it with' podcast) is a bottom dwelling bumhole......see what I did there? 😉

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    #31

    To Be Against Cancel Culture

    Screenshot of a social media post discussing cancel culture and Netflix donation controversy with public reactions.

    MrDillon369 Report

    liam newton-harding
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They honestly, never ever see the self own...it's like a wilfull blindness.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you don't understand. When *YOU* do it, it's "cancel culture" and "hate speech". When *I* do it, it's "consequence culture" and "constitutionally protected free speech". 🤣

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd don't hear him discussing Jimmy Kimmel being "canceled".

    #32

    To Not Omit Tasmania

    Map of Australia showing Tasmania often omitted, an attempt at accurate maps but the universe had different plans.

    odbytozamiatacz Report

    Pernille
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Queen of Danmark is from Tasmania so even when it is left off the maps I remember. And by the way, shouldn't Tasmania now be danish? I mean in medieval times when someone from one state married a king from another the land was added to the king's land:)

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only id she were a 'princess' of Tasmania.

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    Nova Rook
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently watched a tv murder mystery show set in Tasmania and was very disappointed that not one person ever wore a Tasmanian Devil tshirt or reference the character. wtf.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because it's copyrighted and Disney wouldn't let them show it. There was a legal battle with Disney and the new Tasmanian Devil's football team, to let them use the name for the team.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone will be getting a visit from the Tasmanian devil.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the plus side, Tasmanians then won't be lumped in with all the brash, loudmouthed Aussies.

    #33

    To Arrest Foreign Child A****r

    Screenshot collage showing tweets and news about the arrest of a worker from Israel’s National Cyber Directorate.

    Successful-Peach-764 Report

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all gotta protect each other, eh?

    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Israeli criminals in the Anglosphere somehow make it back to Iz where they’re protected

    dragon
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF??????????????????????

    #34

    To Convince People That This Was Good But The Homeless Are Unacceptable

    Large crowd at the Capitol during an attempt that faced unexpected challenges and the universe had different plans.

    ExoG198765432 Report

    Greyskull
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at all these proud American tourists committing treason.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Great Orange Buffoons congregation massing as he hid somewhere else. What a guy. 🤣😂🤣😂

    #35

    To Keep A Republic

    Trump officials defying 1 in 3 judges ruling against him shows legal defiance and challenges in the U.S. judicial system.

    ArduennSchwartzman Report

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one can be surprised that a convicted felon is, again, breaking the law.

    Jerry Jacques
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet you let convicted felons out of jail all the time.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 of the 9 seem to be tiring of this charade.

    #36

    To Enforce The Law

    Tweet from FBI Director Kash Patel about FBI agents on mission, illustrating attempts with unexpected outcomes.

    RickyOzzy Report

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I said before...........they cover for each other:(

    Jerry Jacques
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to make any laws that would stop that some how get blocked. Like insider trading. Our Government will not fix itself. GET OFF THE TWO PARTY SYSTEM. It is old and only usted to trap people into Good or Evil.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERY pic I've seen of Patel makes him look deranged, I mean he is, but just look at him!

    Julia H
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprise surprise. Why would Patel make sure criminals are prosecuted

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kash Patel is as effective as FBI director as a stuffed wombat. Although the wombat is much more cuddly.

    jspvlll
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why should we pay for his stay in jail. His home country should pay

    FlamingZombies
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except he isn't being prosecuted in Israel. As long as he doesn't return to the US, he will never be prosecuted.

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    #37

    At Censorship

    Beach volleyball player in hijab attempts a block during a sand court match with intense action at the net.

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    Greyskull
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP, we feel the same about your censorship.

    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the other player n*u*d*e or what?

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women's beach volleyball kits tend to be very skimpy and very tight fitting.

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    Verena
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is even more interesting when considering that the skimpy dresses for women are mandatory by the clothing rules of the respective sports federation. Women do not even may choose the more covering dress of the men's team. Reasoning: Beach volleyball is about showing healthy bodies and to attract viewers, skimpy dresses are necessary. Same in athletics and gymnastics - for decades, women did not have a choice or say in clothing, it was that dress of not competing. It slowly changes, because women choose not competing over being sexualised. The same old mens club who dictated these skimpy dresses would have fainted a couple of decennia before, when a womens ankle was visible.

    #38

    To Criticize Coldplay

    Tweet discussing Coldplay’s Chris Martin with images from a concert, illustrating times there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

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    Harlsen Chesterton
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't just say that. He asked some young fans where they were from and when they replied "Israel" he went silent for a few moments and then said he was going to treat them as humans regardless of where they come from. He followed this up by saying: “Although it's controversial maybe, I also want to welcome people in the audience from Palestine, out of the belief we're all equal humans.” It was a strange thing to say all round. Why would someone think a couple of women at a pop concert weren't human because of the country they come from and why would anyone think it would be controversial to allow Palestinians to attend a Coldplay concert?

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harlsen Chesterton: you are - quite intentionally, I'm sure - missing out the bit where the audience reacted poorly to the announcement of those particular people being from Israel - understandable, what with Israel committing genocide as the concert was in progress. Chris Martin had to come up with something on the spot. He took his time, thought about it carefully, and didn't do badly - I mean, it's a tricky thing, to deal with having people from a genocidal nation in your audience, along with relatives of that nation's victims. He dealt with it very well - just because they were Israeli didn't mean that they were /necessarily/ recently active genocidal murderers from the IDF (or their supporters). But of course, they might have been - and he had a care for Palestinian victims of Israeli genocide too. It's a very tricky position to be put in, faced with people admitting that they're from a nation engaged in genocidal slaughter when you know that your audience almost certainly contains people related to the victims of that genocide.

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    Nils Skirnir
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    2 months ago

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    Mossad bots working OT

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sooner the Mossad is disbanded, the better for humanity. Read this and weep: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jun/27/israel-gaza-propaganda

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    KatSaidWhat
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    2 months ago

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    So Palestines are subhuman? Got it. 😏

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KatSaidWhat: that is, alas, a view which is widely accepted in Israel. According to Nissim Vaturi, deputy speaker of the Israeli parliament: “To wipe out Gaza. Nothing else will satisfy us … Don’t leave a single child there, expel all the remaining ones in the end, so they have no chance of recovery.” and “All of Gaza’s infrastructures must be destroyed to its foundation and their electricity cut off immediately. The war is not against Hamas but against the state of Gaza,” said May Golan, minister for social equality and the advancement of the status of women of Israel. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jun/27/israel-gaza-propaganda

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    #39

    To Hold A Press Conference In The Rain

    Woman speaking at podium during outdoor event with cheerleaders standing behind in rain, illustrating there was an attempt.

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but you see: Governor Sarah Huckabee of Arkansas made the decision to leave those girls out in the rain. Those *black* girls - I'm sure Huckabee wouldn't be so cruel to proper (white) people. Me? Sarcastic? What, about a nasty racist POS like Huckabee? Surely not...

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    Jennifer Gray
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could6let the girls under the canopy once it started to rain?! I hate this biitch.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NatC (Nationalist Christian) RepubliKKKan Governor Sarah Huckabee of Arkansas.

    Julia H
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course SHE'S under a tarp

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Julia H: of course. She's an important white woman and they're only blacks - which Sarah Huckabee probably spells with an n-.... 🤔😠

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    dragon
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's a repuglian a-hole...what do you expect???

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    #40

    To Maintain Canadian Sovereignty

    Cartoon showing an attempt to access Canadian data servers with a guard pulling back a figure dressed as Uncle Sam.

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US tech needs to have some eye-wateringly expensive lessons in what rules and laws mean.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gots to have some jail time too, not resort jail...REAL jail.

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only... US law only applies in the US. Surely data held in Canada can only be ruled by Canadian law? If Microsoft tried that sort of thing on in the EU, it'd be facing a really BIG fine.

    #41

    To Deny A Genocide

    Colorful magnetic letters spelling a message about children, reflecting an attempt with unexpected universe plans.

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    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Trump wants a Nobel Prize for letting it happen, if not actually encouraging it!

    #42

    To End Corruption

    Senegal's President Bassirou Diomaye Faye giving a speech on anti-corruption law exemption in a formal setting

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    Julia H
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget leaders have broad immunity for their illegal acts SCOUTUS said so

    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro wants to be trump so bad

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trump: furiously scribbling notes

    #43

    To Rig The Election

    Lawmaker pictured with American flag behind, related to a disturbing video about ballot stuffing attempt exposed.

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    merlin
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this guy do the stuffing? Who is he, Pandas?

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's going to take America a long time, if ever, to wash the stain of Trump and his morons from their minds.

    #44

    To Bring Back Manufacturing Jobs To The Us

    Tweet about US manufacturing job losses with a woman working on machinery in a busy factory setting.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MAGA indeed. Few were complaining, except the 'little people' when NAFTA was enacted. Isn't it ironic that the aim of making Mexico able to lift themselves out of poverty by enhancing their economy, has not dimmed the desire of Mexican citizens to come here(US) to make their lives better? FAIL!

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People tend to forget that it was the Great Orange Buffoon that redefined the North America Trade deal in 2018. When he was then re-elected he completely forget that he had allowed Canadian provinces to supply 3 northern American states with energy.

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    #45

    To Protect The First Amendment

    Person attempting to hang a large banner on a highway bridge, showcasing one of the times there was an attempt gone differently.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America hasn't really cared about protecting the first amendment in a long time, it's just a thing we say we do to feel superior over the "enemy"

    #46

    To Grow Food And Not Be Forcibly Starved, As 95% Of Both U.S. Parties' Politicians Watch And Facilitate It

    Trucks carrying medical supplies in Gaza showing an attempt to maintain access to agricultural land amid challenges.

    amazingsciencemuseum Report

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Israel is committing a genocide, but our politicians are too weak to say so.

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 months ago

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    The ICJ needs to hold some special sessions in Bavaria's second-largest city. Just saying...

    Earonn -
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    2 months ago

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    IsraelTerroristState & DeathDeathToTheIDF fvck the genocidal cvnts.

    #47

    To Distract From The Fact That Trump Is In The Epstein Files

    Melania Trump with serious expression, highlighting moments when there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she was made by AI.

    T (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or an alien trying to play human, MIB style.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I really don't care. Do you?" - Melanoma Trump's jacket as she visited migrant children separated from their parents and held in cages during the Dοtսrd's first term.

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is starting to resemble her husband.

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which Epstein claim? The one based on the files? The Epstein Files? The ones with Trump in them?

    Jerry Jacques
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Settle it, post the info. This almost makes me thing the JFK, MLK, BFK and the rest are black ops.

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    #48

    To Just Give A Nice Compliment

    Chat conversation showing an attempt to give a compliment that was met with a commercial request, illustrating times when there was an attempt.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May as well get the T&Cs out of the way first.

    #49

    To Clean Up Washington's Crime Scene (And End Up Cleaning Up Parks Instead)

    Military personnel in uniform cleaning parks and recreation areas, illustrating there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

    IsThisAUserName86 Report

    liam newton-harding
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's alright...they train once a month...if they can't get out of it...just for this.

    #50

    To Frame 'Stop K****g Children' As Jew Hate

    Protest banner at UEFA Super Cup stadium, highlighting an attempt to send a powerful message against injustice.

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    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might also include what Putin is doing in Ukraine.

    #51

    To Count On Bernie's Support

    Tweet conversation about political candidates with Andrew Cuomo video supporting Bernie Sanders' bill in a social media post.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What bill, and how did Cuomo "pass" it?

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same way I passed yesterday's meals? The same way I passed a kidney stone?

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    #52

    At Bio War

    Man in car holding his nose with caption about failed attempt and universe having different plans.

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    liam newton-harding
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't a fart...it was a full diaper...taco s******g himself daily...for years...is the worst kept "secret" in New York, and Washington.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was not a rabbit hole I needed to go down.

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what you mean. I accidently went down the rabbit hole and I am not sure what to think. Well, it seems he is having some sort of issues with his bowels.... but so many theories. All coming down to: he smells and probably needs an adult diaper. And that's enough conspiracy theory for me for today. 😬

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    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks as if Vlad the Invader neglected to pack his gasmask.

    #53

    To Have A Normal Childhood In The Us

    Person attempting to open a black door handle with a keyless lock, illustrating there was an attempt but the universe had different plans

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    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Land of the Free and the Brave ( and the dead)

    #54

    To Sell Souvenirs To World Leaders In The Maga Gift Shop

    Donald Trump and three men in suits viewing a collection of red and white hats in an ornate room, universe had different plans.

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    Victor Botha
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How tacky and low can you go? watch this space as Trump exceeds as of yet unplumbed depths of tackiness and narcissism. What a thoroughly disgusting human.

    AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't really even his worse. Remember the Goya "infomercial"? He had multiple cans of Goya products on his desk in the oval office during some media thing. Praising the company because the owner is a loyal subject. That was during his first infestation of the Oval Office.

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    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is obviously indicating which cap he wore on what manoeuvre when he was in the bone spur cavalry corps.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 months ago

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    Well, the US is a classless society, so...

    Jennifer Gray
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really?! All of us? Which society bursting with class are you a member of?! Moron....

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    #55

    To Make Another Terrible Image That Almost Represents The N**i Party In Ww2

    Young man standing in front of a map with construction cranes, symbolizing there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Soviet or 30's German propaganda posters.

    bowie0923
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O. M. G. Did my tax dollars pay to create this abomination?

    #56

    To Prosecute America's Favorite Pro-Bono Food Delivery Worker

    News article headline about prosecutors failing to indict DC Subway sandwich thrower with DOJ firing in politics section.

    Chocolat3City Report

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to the UK where we chuck milkshakes on our politicians.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or eggs (but they're too expensive these days)

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    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never realised that there was anybody "pro-bono". His sanctimonious claptrap annoys me.As does his caterwauling.

    #57

    To Hide Advanced Ageing

    Close-up of a hand showing skin changes, illustrating a moment when there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

    IsThisAUserName86 Report

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what the heck is the make-up covering?? And, given his facility with hair dye and orange face, why is it so noticeable??? curious, but don't really care.

    Captive
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw it on a magazine somewhere, apparently a bruise

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly is that on his hand? The OP on Reddit suggests makeup - aside from one poster who wrote "Makeup? Shít looks like my grandma put calamine lotion on my poison oak by dabbing the bottle on a rag and wiping it on in one fell swoop "

    whiterabbit
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is meaningless considering there was a dementia ridden corpse for president prior to Trump.

    Sly Schlang
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where they inject the adrenochrome 🤭

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bright lights are making his skin run. 😂🤣😂🤣

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago

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    What am I supposed to deduce from this picture of an almost 80 year old's hands. And actually they look better than Madonna's.

    jspvlll
    Community Member
    2 months ago

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    so what

    #58

    To Say Protesting Doesn't Work

    Protesters holding Palestine flag and signs during an attempt to shut down Elbit Systems factory amid targeted actions.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And several of the mostly elderly protestor were arrested.

    #59

    To Not Make Supporting A Predator Your Whole Personality

    Trailer with various political signs parked on a street, showing attempts with unexpected universe plans.

    DogTattoos Report

    merlin
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen the other side display such cult-ish following

    DC
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's this one Gavin-Newsome-Pickup, but to me, this conveys as mocking the thousands of Trump supporters displaying it in every square millimeter of any surface they get their dirty little hands on.

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    Yrral Spavit
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that is a garbage trailer? Hope so.

    #60

    To Stop A Pedophile

    Israeli cyber official at a Tel Aviv conference on cyberwarfare discussing challenges and security strategies in 2025.

    zensins Report

    #61

    To Protect Free Speech In America

    Protesters holding Israeli flags with police presence, illustrating legal breakthrough on Jewish identity and flag protection.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Israel is the national state, not of all its citizens, but only of the Jewish people.” - Benjamin Netanyahu, March 2019

    #62

    To Convince People That The National Guard Should Be Rounding Up The Homeless And Dealing With Protesters While America Burns In Need Of Aid

    Wildfire raging on a forested mountain at night, showing the universe had completely different plans with glowing embers and smoke.

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    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That banned Canadian lumber is beginning to look really good.

    #63

    To Be The Law & Order President

    Judge rules US military use in Los Angeles violated federal law amid political controversy and legal challenges.

    rprouse Report

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when has a little thing like law stopped the overgrown diaper wearing Great Orange Buffoon getting it's way.

    #64

    To Make A Joke About Starving Palestinian Children

    Screenshot of a social media post highlighting an attempt in a Gaza hospital where the universe had different plans.

    Warm-Lingonberry-523 Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People will remember those that joked about the genocide going on in Gaza right now.

    Captive
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how rotten of a character to make fun of starving children

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    #65

    To Be A War Hero

    Former President Trump and officials seated at a formal meeting, illustrating times there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG!! More like war criminals!

    liam newton-harding
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, desperate and needy for that Peace Prize...after naming it, "The Dept. of War"...after sending American Troops into American cities, telling them to "do what ever they need to do"...So desperate, so achingly empty inside.

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nuttin' like kissing each others butts, eh?

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the moron who is demanding a Peace Prize?.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So award yourself the Bone Spurs Cluster.

    #66

    To Have The Correct Response

    Tweet about Trey Gowdy’s statement on peace for parents, displayed alongside Fox News coverage of a tragic shooting incident.

    A-Helpful-Flamingo Report

    merlin
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah man in the sky loved them the most not the parents who birthed them. And parents would prefer no guns at school instead of yay my child may be dead but at least with someone who loves them most who's never been seen. 🤬😡

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Useless religious bull$hit platitudes.

    panther
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it strange that god has never stopped a mass sh_oo_ting, no matter what house of worship that it took place in? It's almost like he either doesn't exist or doesn't care. I wonder which?

    Leg less In Minneapolis
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a load of sh!t, te best place they could be is with their parents

    DC
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, he even gets his own myth wrong. The fairytale credits the making of humans to "God", not to Jesus. Now, as Trinity makes them the same, but not, but then again, and still not, it might be irrelevant, but shows a lack of education. And it doesn't make up for anything at all anyway.

    #67

    To Be An American Farmer

    Farmer walking through soybean field symbolizing times there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

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    Julia H
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should've voted for someone else, not the person who touted tarrifs

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but that would require linear thinking, in other words "Gee...what are the ramifications, if any?"

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    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will reap ( or not) what they sow.

    D J McKay
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma & Pa Kent are long gone… Lex Luthor owns all the farms and there ain’t no superhero coming to save the tenant farmers…!!

    #68

    To Make The Social Security Administration More Efficient

    Man in a suit discussing social security breach with personal information risk, illustrating attempt but universe plans diverge.

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    #69

    To Keep Children Healthy

    Group of people attending a public event discussing vaccine mandates and attempts with unexpected universe plans.

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    #70

    To Create Fake Chats

    Facebook chat showing an attempt to ask someone out, but the universe had different plans two years apart.

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    Mreoww
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the world is going on

    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mason played a long (& stupid) game. Created a fake conversation planning to follow up with the "girl" after 2 years. He's then used the fake girl account for the follow up, thereby revealing that he was behind that account all along.

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    #71

    To Push An Agenda

    Robot with one eye partially closed, representing there was an attempt but the universe had different plans.

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    #72

    To Have Standards And Not Lack Self Awareness Entirely

    Screenshot of a tweet discussing a news segment, illustrating a notable attempt with unexpected results from the universe.

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    #73

    To Deny Trump’s In Bad Shape

    Close-up of a shiny black dress shoe with a bent toe next to an oddly shaped wooden table leg showing an attempt gone wrong.

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    merlin
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His cankles are spilling over.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a woman with diabetes and heart issues. Her feet look like footballs her toes like Smokie Links sticking out.

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    KatSaidWhat
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is usually a sign of heart problems or diabetes.

    Carmel Corday
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute, so his daily diet of McDonalds fast food wasn’t healthy? I’m shocked.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was only women who squeezed their feet into too small shoes? 🤣😂

    #74

    To Find A Parking Spot

    Black Chevrolet Tahoe parked incorrectly, with universe having completely different plans for the vehicle’s placement.

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    #75

    To Make People Distracted From Epstein Files And Lie To People

    Group of people in a formal meeting around a large table, illustrating an attempt but the universe had different plans.

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The most transparently corrupt administration in history"

    DC
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't need to be corrupt - in previous governments, the constituents of the current one paid bribes. Now, the recipient of the bribe is the one who'd pay out the very same bribe, so the need for bribery is taken out by this shortcut. Brilliant, they are, eh?

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    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where has the ping-pong net got to?

    #76

    To Appear Apologetic For Taking A Hat But It Went The Opposite Way

    Man grabbing a yellow hat from a child at a tennis match, a moment showing there was an attempt but the universe intervened.

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    JK
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's "just a hat" then just *give it to the kid* you tössër

    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Main Character feels more entitled to have "just a hat" than the kid it was given to

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stealing from a child... the person who it was actually given to.

    #77

    To Have A Spine

    Former President Trump in an exclusive interview, sharing his views during a discussion about Putin and global events.

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    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I beat the idea of the photos being released had nothing to do with it. 😂🤣😂🤣

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump fires any subordinate who disagrees with him, and he's afraid Putin will do the same to him.

    #78

    To Question Stephen King During An Ama

    Screenshot of a social media post discussing a controversial AMA and attempts that were blocked unexpectedly.

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    #79

    To Make America.......... Again?

    Tweet by Dominic Mich about Beverly Hills public schools passing resolution to display Israeli flag, highlighting an example of attempt and universe plans.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, why not? They get billions of US taxpayer dollars anyway. 🙄

    #80

    To Make A Legible Map By The Cdc

    US map showing number of sick people by state with color-coded data, illustrating attempt but the universe had different plans.

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    #81

    To Justify The Occupation Of Dc

    Police vehicle blocking street with crime scene tape, related to investigation of manipulated crime data in D.C.

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    #82

    To Lie About Throwing (Probably Medical) Waste Out Of A White House Window

    Alt text: Headline about an attempt involving a video of an object tossed from a window with unexpected outcomes.

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    #83

    At A Gotcha! To The “Fake Gays”

    Text excerpt about Tucker Carlson and Pete Buttigieg highlighting a controversial attempt with unexpected reactions.

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    Otorgar
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should ask Mike Johnson those same questions.

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people who are obsessed with other people's sexuality and genitalia are presumably hiding something, such as their browser history.

    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And F**k​er Carlson knows all the answers that Buttigieg doesn't? Hmm...

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm. Now there's a thing - Tucker Carlson clearly thinks that there are things only gay men can know about gay s*x. So if Tucker Carlson knows these things, doesn't that mean Tucker Carlson - by his own reasoning - must be gay himself? 😉🤣 (gay, straight, whatever - I don't care, just so long as it's consenting adults. I do find people like Carlson quite funny, though.)

    #84

    To Intimidate Me (A Palestinian) By Doing A Hate Crime

    C*****d glass window pane in a home showing an attempt that the universe had different plans outdoors.

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    #85

    To Look Like An Edgy Potus

    Meme showing a man in military attire with helicopters and fire, illustrating times there was an attempt.

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    Captive
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should the president be openly threatening the 3rd biggest city in the US? what the hell is going on??

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's clearly insane, just hope the military doesn't follow his orders.

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    #86

    To Resist The Mar A Lago Makeover

    Before and after photos showing an attempted makeover with unexpected universe plans, highlighting funny attempt fails.

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. Bleached blonde white woman covered in makeup? Also - oh, bleached blonde white woman covered in over the top makeup with terrible 'brows so even with his failing eyesight - he's almost 90, remember - Trump can figure out he's looking at a woman's face? 🤣