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We all fail from time to time—it’s inevitable. Sometimes it happens at work, sometimes at home. We fail at making spreadsheets and creating pitches, when trying new recipes or changing up the old ones, we sometimes fail as friends, partners, and parents, too. That is why trying to do something new or especially challenging can be very hard.
But you know what’s the worst failure one can make? One that is captured and put on the internet for everyone to see. Nothing compares to getting your embarrassment immortalized on the web.
So here are a few of those embarrassments that people will never be able to shake off. They might be waking up in cold sweat remembering it right as you’re reading this. Enjoy!
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#1
To Insult Women
Beth H 2 years ago
Oh I'm sure he has a ton of opinions there. And none of them good.
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General Anaesthesia 2 years ago (edited)
Gentlemen haven't been drafted in the US since 1973, so shut up yourself. Your ilk send other people's children to war, Stef.
Elisabeth Normoyle 2 years ago
* And they still keep talking about the non-existent U.S.draft!!!
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Rayne OfSalt 2 years ago
Stefan Molyneux is one of the creepiest people I've ever encountered online, worse than any of the trans fetishists or terfs.
Bryn 2 years ago
If we can't talk about things that apparently don't concern us, why are there so many men trying to talk about pregnancy when they can't get pregnant?
Claudia Calabrese 1 year ago
Maybe because it's a moral issue and not a gender thing. You are murdering a human in its more weakest and helpless moment. It's like murdering a disabled person or hunting in the zoo.
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DJR 2 years ago
I sure as hell didn't see him at muster on Monday morning
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kansasmagic 2 years ago
Perhaps women aren't drafted, but, uh, many are probably related to or in relationships with men who could be. Also, "ladies" pay taxes and vote, so... War isn't a fun game for men to play, except perhaps in the minds of those old men who so love to send young men off to fight.
So, if we all fail all the time, and it is sort of a prerequisite that it will happen sooner or later, why is it so hard to embrace failure? Well, there are few reasons behind it. One can be related to the way we were brough up. A lot of us grew up being praised for our successes only, leading us to believe that if we don’t succeed, there is nothing to be celebrated or appreciated there.
We also tend to identify solely with our successes. We consider our jobs and our achievements the building blocks of who we are. We are doctors, engineers, physicists, librarians, competition winners, bonus collectors, and promotion earners.
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#2
To Make Mommy Look Like A Hard Worker
T'Mar of Vulcan 2 years ago
No. "As the artist's mother told us, the picture was drawn by her seventeen-year-old daughter, and it was intended to represent a stripper, with the Home Depot commentary and the faux letter to the teacher having been added to it by others after it was posted on MySpace" - from Snopes. It has all the info on who actually drew it, when it was posted, etc.
Trillian 2 years ago
To be fair, my seven year old can draw better than this and we are no artists
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Ali H M Salehuddin 2 years ago
I smell a fake post. Looks like a bad attempt of an adult trying to imitate a child's drawing skill. The stick figures and the hand written note are too well done. So is the showel. The colourings too are all within the lines.
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Kids can draw good too. But yeah whatevs
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#3
To Say Hello To A Ghost
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
I'm sorry but... no I'm not sorry. How can this be true? Holy hell 😭
Rob D 2 years ago
It's not true. It's feigned ignorance or willful ignorance for the story's sake
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Amelia Jade 2 years ago
The star football player. The star. So, he's popular. And OP had no idea he had a brother?
Lady Gypsy Rain 1 year ago
I just keep envisioning visible shock on the part of opl the first time this happened. Twin registering the reaction and deciding, f**k it, this is my life now and feeding the fear and paranoia of anyone who didn't know about twinsies. 😂
Christof Irran 2 years ago
Reminds me of the guy who didn't find out until his grandfather's funeral that grandpa had a twin brother, and that he would have appreciated a heads-up in order to spare him the shock.
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
i was in a pub with my BF and he ran into an old friend he knew from his football days. he went all like "hey man how are you! you still drive that crazy car? Remember John and Bob haha? Remember when..??" the guy just didnt answer and just stared at my BF and it reeeealy took too long before he said "oh... i think you played football with my twin. Im X, not Y"
Evelien Stijger Martens 2 years ago
Jad this onve with a man that died and keep showing up, it was just a lookalike, but just as kreepy.
That’s what we ask about when we meet someone for the first time—their most prominent achievements. And we form our opinion about them based on that, often not taking into consideration things they have failed to achieve.
We also tend to compare ourselves to others, which is never a good idea. We see how our former colleagues or classmates are advancing in their careers and are creating families and we start to think we are lagging behind. We see and hear about their healthy or fancy lifestyles and we think we are not doing nearly enough, we’re lazy, and we’re failing at life. This is even further exacerbated by the perfection we see on our social media feeds.
#4
To Give Motivation
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
We still use these at work to call between departments. They are pretty indestructible.
Raymond Core 2 years ago
I, unknowingly, had one of these drop out of my pocket while crossing an 8-lane freeway. After work, on an impulse, I went to where I had crossed and found the pieces of the phone. It had been run over on the freeway for longer than eight hours. I put the the battery back in and the battery cover on and five minutes later got a call and it worked. I took it to Nokia thinking this would make for a great advertisement, but they only gave me some free Nokia pencils.
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MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
I miss mine. The first expensive purse I bought from my first paycheck after college actually had a little pocket that fit that Nokia phone perfectly; I guess designers also expected we'd be using them forever. No modern smartphone fits in that pocket.
Michael Fernandez 2 years ago
My favorite anecdote about my first BMW motorcycle: I only dropped it once, in a parking lot. The only thing damaged was the parking lot.
Marley Nachi 2 years ago
lol, I had this cover. It was great because I could see my micky mouse phone skin through the clear plastic
#5
To Be Immune To Yo Momma Jokes
Florapocalypse 2 years ago
My Vicious Mockery in my current D&D game is yo mama jokes. I've killed more than one enemy this way.
Me. 2 years ago
I plan to use a psionicist in larp to insult people whilst silently using mind attacks to replicate vicious mockery
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Angela Darling 2 years ago
a 12 yr old knowing the definition of 'immune' = you're a good Dad!
#6
To Make This Student Think Before They Ink
two-sided llama 2 years ago
just print a printer so you can print whatever you want. (big brain moment)
obi 1 shenobi 2 years ago
Because the admin is stupid, they bought the cheap printer that uses the expensive ink instead of investing in the expensive printer that uses the cheap ink. Better yet invest in a toner printer.
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
At the college I go to, it's like . 05 a page. Since I don't need to print off much, it isn't a big deal.
Sera 2 years ago
The fact that it's 5 cents for you now when I used to pay 10 cents per page at the public library 20 years ago shows you exactly how much of a racket it is though.
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Success is all around us. We see athletes winning medals, movie starts attending film premieres, and businessmen succeeding in their ventures. What we don’t see are the grueling training that athletes go through. We don’t see the hundreds of auditions that the actors failed. The multiple times that businessmen had to go back to the drawing board before coming up with something successful is also left behind the curtain.
#7
To “Help The World Become A Better Place”
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Hold on. Caligula declared war against Neptune (the god of the oceans), and ordered his legions to attack the sea. So those crack Roman troops went and drew their swords and proceeded to stab the waves. We are at least tied with Imperial Rome as the stupidest civilization. However, they liked lead in their wine, so they do at least have an excuse.
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General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
And then when her stylist got into a car accident and needed $60k emergency surgery, she started a GoFundMe and donated $5k.
Tameeza Joyce Lightowler 2 years ago
Sorry... But? Why didn't she just pay for it all herself? They're apparently billionaires so...
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Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Don't hate the player hate the game. This is capitalism at its finest right here. Make your paper boo boo. Almost like the way we run society is evil, this woman gets a billion dollars because she asked for it, meanwhile people that actually are out there saving peoples lives are struggling to make rent and buy groceries. Like volunteer firefighters
David Brown 2 years ago
So when some dipshit says things can't get any worse, they most certainly can get much worse.
#8
To Say Jesus Didn't Use Pronouns
Random Archetypes 2 years ago
BREAKING NEWS - WOKE JESUS USES PRONOUNS, THOUSANDS LEFT REELING
David Paterson 2 years ago
Darn good question. I'll look it up. Jesus didn't say "I am he", but he did say "I am" in the earliest Greek version. English translaters added the word "he" later.
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Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago
In my eyes, the Bible is the collection of such a huge amount of b******t, that you can find a confirmation for f*****g everything in it.
Jessisaur 2 years ago
Let me start off by saying religion and faith can be a very beautiful thing. But some people cherry pick the Bible and ignore anything that might not fit their beliefs. When they translated the Bible to the King James version they changed some phrases. The original text says "Man sham not lay with BOYl", NOT "Man shall not lie with man". The Sodomites were doing inappropriate stuff with young boys and obviously they were punished for that.
Rostit. . 2 years ago (edited)
Sure but he's tweeting back at Laverne Spicer. It's low hanging fruit. That woman does nothing but spew festering, disgusting rhetoric that a five year old can see through. Her whole thing is being a low cost maga fog horn. Ignoring her and not amplifying her stupidity would be far better.
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Wick E. Scratch 2 years ago
Waiting for the ultra-conservative faction/cult to announce that they are anti-noun any day now ...
zububonsai 2 years ago (edited)
Dear god. (I'm an atheist, flabbergasted by religious dumbnuts. And I'm not referring to the Christian setting here).
zububonsai 2 years ago (edited)
PS: ... and don't start lecturing me about the benefits for society of he/his/her/them stuff, dear angry-language-police-online-mob. / Dear every else co-Pandas of all sexes and genders, I appreciate you all. I have a monozygot transsexual twin brother and spend a lot of time with HIM on self help/info groups of transsexuals and their relatives up to the point of giving lectures to them ( because they knew I went into the deep-end academic search of transsexual history and they asked me!), long before "T" was even included in their LGB- group meeting place's name. That was 20+ years ago and I've kept me informed since then. If I'm not sure-sure how to address someone I ask.
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#9
To Cancel Alcohol
Libstak 2 years ago
So all that fruit falling to the ground and fermenting in the humid heat that some monkeys like to get drunk on came from where exactly? Oh that's tight, the fertile earth sprouted a seed, which fed on the soil and became a fruit tree...
laura lee 2 years ago
And moose 🫎 you don't want to get in the way of a drunken belligerent moose
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Cassie 2 years ago
The drunk gopher falling over under our apple trees in the late fall would like a word, Tiff. When he's done, the tipsy deer who can barely keep upright and keeps stumbling sideways has a few words, as well.
PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago (edited)
And what about the hummingbird feeders in July?
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lawrence Andrew 2 years ago
There is natural fermentation in nature. That's where drunk birds get alcohol from fermented berries.
David Paterson 2 years ago
Just today I saw a picture of some ten or so waxwing birds dead drunk on a footpath. People would pick them up and put them somewhere safe until they recovered.
MontanaMariner 2 years ago
Here in Montana, Moose get drunk eating fermented apples. If you thought they were scary sober...
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Got it! Fermentation didn't exist until humans created it. 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
When you consider all that, it is no surprise that we are so hell-bent on not failing. It’s also understandable why we feel so crushed when things end up not going our way. The good things is, that you can learn to deal with it. And, with some practice, failure won’t feel like such a devastation anymore.
#10
To Give Reasons For Not Using Facial Recognition
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Yeah, I have a buddy who... is a spook. I dunno how much he's allowed to tell me, so that's as specific as I'm going to be. Anyway, yes, the cameras on all your devices can be remotely accessed by the US government. And any similar devices, like those gaming consoles that work via infrared. But if the government is looking at you through your devices, they already have evidence and you're basically screwed. They're already outside and are about to come in.
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Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
I work at a store with loyalty cards. Occasionally, someone will come unhinged over having their ID scanned (mandatory) and rant about the government "stealing their info" & i'm like "Do you use your store card? Do you own a cell phone or computer? That's a far more efficient way to give away all your info my dude." God, people are stupid sometimes.
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I’m curious: Is your store with loyalty cards connected to the government? Like a BX or PX? If it’s not, why do customers think stores will pass their info on to the government? (If you say “Because some dope on YouTube said the do,” I’ll prolly cry.)
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"Shhhh, don't tell the right-wingers and antri-vaxxers about our secret hack!"
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Bryn 2 years ago
People: OMG, I don't want the government spying on me!) Also people: Look at me with this filter! OMG, this filter will turn my room into Christmas!
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Look at my new car including the vrm on my driveway with my house number
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Angela Darling 2 years ago
if you have a cell phone they know your 'vascular ID'...yeah it's a thing!!
#11
To Say A Quarter A Day For A Year Will Get You $9,125
Kelly H. Wilder 2 years ago
A quarter a day for a year will get you $91.25. A quarter a day for 100 years will get you $9,125 (not including leap days).
WindySwede 2 years ago
👍 for good math. Must be confusing for OP thinking one year have 36'500 days 😅
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Megan Pippenger 2 years ago
They did 25x365 instead of 0.25x365 🤣 This is why my math teacher mom said to always check your work. For those curious, saving a quarter a day for a year will actually only earn you $91.25. House downpayment here I come!
YetAnotherSarah 2 years ago
Don't take financial advice from someone who finds the value of quarters by multiplying by 25 instead of .25
#12
To Fire A Cat
Rayne OfSalt 2 years ago
There's a follow-up that got missed. The person who wanted the cat gone got voted out of office while the cat was still "employed" at the library.
glowworm2 2 years ago
The person in question also died back in 2022 so Browser has nothing to worry about from him anymore.
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Rohit Remesh 2 years ago
firing a cat? "here's a box to get ur things...nd he's curled up inside!"
Cindy Brick 2 years ago
Oops, not 'Brewster' at all -- the name's BROWSER! (Which actually makes sense.)
Cindy Brick 2 years ago
https://people.com/pets/browser-the-library-cat-keeps-job-for-life-after-the-councilman-who-wanted-him-evicted-loses-relection/
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Well, it's obvious the cat is way cooler than it's former Co worker! Kitty unions UNITE!
Alexandra 2 years ago
I love reading about cats with regular jobs! My absolute favourite is the Chief Mouser of Downing Street 10, Larry. He is an official civil servant and as such eligible for retirement. He has his own socials.
Jay Scales 2 years ago
Great cat, but not much of a mouser - prefers sitting in sunny windows & occasionally fighting with Freya, the cat from no.11 Downing street!
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François Carré 2 years ago
Had he permanently lost his job that I would gladly have offered him a position where I work. Every public library should have a cat.
Frances Mooney 2 years ago
What did he do to get evicted? Purr too loudly? Leave dead mice on the check out counter? Or did the person who evicted him want their candidate put in the position?
Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
The cat had a job- mice can destroy books easily and quickly. He earned his keep.
Load More Replies...Firstly, it’s important to identify that you yourself aren’t a failure. Failure might happen to you, it might be something you experience, but you as a person are not a disappointment. Recognizing that is important. If you think of yourself as someone who has endured failure and still carried on, it might even give you a boost of confidence.
#13
To Secretly Use Grindr
PrettyJoyBird 2 years ago
Is it one distinct sound like a Tweet? Can you not change in ph settings to whichever notification tone?
White Sauce Hot Sauce 2 years ago
You can, but the default notification tone for Grindr is a distinct one.
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Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
Apparently her hubby is playing hide the sexual confusion. I feel bad for both of them now. Thanks a lot BP!
Rohit Remesh 2 years ago
ride review: "slow driving, peaceful and so quiet u cud hear the air conditioning"
oktopus 2 years ago
Wait what, people let apps on their phone play notifications? No wonder everyone is distracted all the time. (Posting from a desktop browser).
Huddo's sister 2 years ago (edited)
I don't. Don't even have data on unless I'm specifically using an app (which isn't often).
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#14
To Start A Deep Conversation On Social Media
WindySwede 2 years ago
Or, have it... lets just say: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_cycle
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sofacushionfort 2 years ago
It’s all mixed together as the tanker truck collects from all the farms on its route
geezeronthehill 2 years ago
Same here. Although I guess we did have more than one cow. The cats, however...
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Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
I think the point here is, ask a stupid question...
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
I'm gonna say yes. Milk from all the cows is mixed together, homogenized and then the various kinds of milk are seperated in a machine called a centrifuge. So whole, skim, 2%, heavy cream, Etc. So if you're a regular drinker of milk produced commercially, then yes, I can almost guarantee it.
Bob Brooce 2 years ago
The answer is definitely yes. It's not quite the same as water, but close enough for our purposes with a minor correction for weight:volume . A half gallon of milk weighs 1950 grams, which would be 108.333 moles if it was water. If we call it 100 our old friend Avogadro tells us there are 6.023*10^25 molecules. If you buy 2 half gallons a year apart and the supplier used the same farms. Each half gallon probably has at least 100 cows in common.
Load More Replies... MontanaMariner 2 years ago
The gallon of milk you buy in America could contain the milk of thousands of cows. Unless you get milk from a local farmer with only one cow, it's HIGHLY unlikely you'll get single source milk.
Raymond Core 2 years ago
Is this an independent cow selling its milk on the side? Does the cow have to pay someone to milk it, bottle, and sell it for a salary? When I was young, we had a small, Jersey cow that my brother milked before and after school. We fed, watered, and cared for the cow so is that paying the cow for the milk? I guess the answer is, yes, I have bought milk from the same cow twice. Why do you want to know?
Gary Davidson 2 years ago
I've never bought milk from a cow. It's usually been a store cashier.
#15
To Argue With An Adult
WonderWoman 2 years ago
Well he kind of is, I can't join the NFL, NBA, MLB just because I want to, BUT, I can buy a video game and play it to my heart's content
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Bryn 2 years ago
Sports fans will c**p on cosplayers for dressing up & then turn around & paint their face, draw letters on their stomach & spend hundreds on sports memorabilia. You are the same passage but a different font.
Ansi 2 years ago
Our new neighbour asked if we were a bilingual household because he heard our 11 and 14 year old talking English all the time. (Summer + open windows) Yeah, no we're not. They got that good by playing video games with their international friends and _watching_YouTube_channels_.... So "wasting their time". Now the older one gets better at his third language by doing the same (watching YouTube).
Howl's sleeping castle 2 years ago
My dad has knee issues so he can't travel far. My BIL was teasing my 6 year old nephew that his grandfather doesn't love him that's why he isn't coming to his birthday party. My nephew replied 'Grandpa loves me. Its you who he doesn't like.' My BIL could only say 'well that is the truth'
Another good way of dealing with failure is gratitude. Recognizing what you already have can help you gain perspective on things. Sure, you might have not succeeded when delivering a task at work, but it’s also showed you what a supportive team you have and how your boss will always have your back. You might have failed to make a delicious-looking recipe, but it’s nice to know that you have the time and the resources to experiment in the kitchen.
#16
To Not Pay
Doctor Strange 2 years ago
He should have to PUBLICLY admit he lied, be banned from ANY broadcasts/podcasts/books/etc, AND have to stay in jail until EVERY CENT is paid.
Kelly H. Wilder 2 years ago
What is lousy about this is those families will not see any of the money. Jones has been and will continue to exploit every loophole that he and his crummy legal advisors can find. He is a terrible person with a network of supporters absolutely convinced that he is he victim here. Another reminder of how messed up our society is right now.
Nimitz 2 years ago (edited)
Dude makes me sick. My mom and her husband looooove Info Wars and still to this day sit back and read what abuse he hurls out on the internet and nod along. And proudly buy his useless supplements while patting themselves on the back for being good Christians. As far as they're concerned, anything that looks bad about guys like him is just Satan and demonic attacks because they believe he's a (direct qote) "Warrior For Christ" and it's f*****g disgusting
Carole Reid 2 years ago
That's a mindset I just can't get around. It's like the Trump thing.
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Doctor Strange 2 years ago
No. Bowling balls at least provide entertainment. And are smarter.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
Make this sludgebucket pay back every damn penny. Calling him POS would be an insult to the excrements >:-(
#17
To Get A Girl To Send You A Sexy Pic🤣🤣
PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago (edited)
Do people actually ask for pictures like this? I feel like it’s a breach of privacy, also feels rude
PrettyJoyBird 2 years ago
Ive been out of the dating pool for 20 years but oh yes they ask for wayyyyyy more extreme then this!
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Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
Well, ask stupid questions... then bow to her brilliance.
DaisyGirl 2 years ago
Is it just me??? But she looks like she is in high school, so WTF sort of question from the douche
Bob Brooce 2 years ago
I'd assume that the person who asked is also 15ish, but the picture in the bra doesn't seem to align with the profile pic. If an adult woman was asked and sent that picture the guy who asked is very much not the most problematic person in the exchange.
Load More Replies... MontanaMariner 2 years ago
My little sister got these requests from creeps for years. We found some of the gnarliest pics from Rotten.com, etc to respond with.
#18
To Meet Your Grandparents
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Was it a snowstorm or we are just picking any random stock photo with a vehicle?
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Heather Talma 2 years ago
This headline neglects to mention that he also brought his sister on the trip. His 18-month-old sister.
An important part of moving on from failure is looking into it and seeing what you could take away from it. That is really what makes the difference between failure and failure that leads to success. Sure, no one wants to ruminate on a relationship that broke down, but examining it to notice if there were any patterns there that you can work on is really beneficial. It can make your future relationship more fulfilling.
#19
To Only Have 3 Kids
Cindy Brick 2 years ago
I dunno... looks dazed and confused. Like he's trying very hard not to fall apart.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
The girls look traumatized already. As an older sister whose parents had twins when I was around that age...your life is ruined now, kids.
#20
To Hide The Evidence
Mav Mav 2 years ago
can confirm it was originally 120 magic mushrooms, just not sure where the other 50 went!
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Birgit Sommer 2 years ago
There's a reason shrooms are now used as antidepressants by medical professionals.
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 2 years ago
Magic mushrooms...it's a DEA schedule 1 drug in the states.
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mSpencer 2 years ago
OMG I live in Westmoreland county, VA and it's a really small place, like everybody knows everything about everyone else. So I looked into it because I didn't recognize him 🤣 but we have a lot of farming here so it's not the kind of thing that we would bat an eye at. Just not knowing who did it is the funny part to me 🤣
#21
To Prove How Unfashionable These Jeans Were
A B C the Third 2 years ago
He had joy, he had fun, he had seasons in the sun. ;)
Load More Replies... Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
Oh my word, I was *SO* excited when I got my JNCO jeans for Christmas... right up until I tried to walk 5 feet in heavy rain.
MontanaMariner 2 years ago
I had a few pairs. Could fit my PS2 in the back pocket and ride my bike to my friend house.
MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
Jokes on mom, apparently they are back in style. But now twice as $$$.
So, all that is to say, that you shouldn’t be afraid to fail. Do it, examine it, and learn from your mistakes. This is what growth is like. Just make sure no one is there to capture your fails and put it on the internet as it might end up a list like this one.
#22
... To Be Inclusive
Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
what I love about things like this is the amount of people that must have to sign off on them- that's the combined stupidity of many people, right up there.
PeTeH 2 years ago
Blindness awareness campaign aimed at seeing people. The blind are quite aware of the issue..
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Robert Matz 2 years ago
Everybody, inhale, exhale… Ok, it’s about raising sighted peoples’ awareness of the challenges faced by those without sight.
Kim loves cats 2 years ago
According to a Sports Illustrated article, the Braille jerseys were to "recognize the National Federation of the Blind (NFB) moving its headquarters to Baltimore 40 years ago." https://www.si.com/mlb/2018/09/19/orioles-braille-uniforms#:~:text=Baltimore%20played%20in%20their%20customary,to%20Baltimore%2040%20years%20ago.
PFD 2 years ago
Shh, everyone is enjoying the feeling of superiority, no one needs your pesky nuance
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Another corporation jumping on the inclusion train. I fully support equal rights and access for everyone, but doing it as a marketing gimmic is bs.
KnightOwl 2 years ago
My first thought was he's likely got a loved one who is blind or visually impared and it's some sort of tribute. Everyone else is mocking it like it's a stupid mistake but I think there's definitely more to the story. Maybe he's working with a charity that works with the visually impared and is trying to raise awareness or something?
Ubiquitous 2 years ago
People have said it’s to raise awareness? Who isn’t aware of blind people?
#23
To Insult Tacobell
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Old spice is made from the tears of high school footballers so they can relive their glory days.
Christof Irran 2 years ago
I was gifted Old Spice aftershave by somebody for christmas once. I said "Oh good. I needed aftershave." But my wife took it away from me and said "Please do yourself a favor and don't fish it back out of the garbage. Cause that's were it's going to go. Now." - Kindest thing she's ever done for me.
#24
To Be A Lady-Magnet
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
I'd have gone with "you look so old now that they feel safe with you."
Jane Hower 2 years ago
Or it's because now at his age he is worth something - has money, great job, house etc. Much better prospect that some kid.
#25
To Make A Dance Class Academy Logo
PrettyJoyBird 2 years ago
Omg i had to stare forever. I was like dont blink focus staring so hard.
Beth H 2 years ago
I had no idea what it was SUPPOSED to be until you said two dancers.
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PE is me 2 years ago
1st I saw 2 dancers. Then I saw a menacing looking frog. Finally, I saw the reason for the post.
Harlan Sarvis 2 years ago
what is this even supposed to be? I assume its not what we all first thought, right?
Leekier 2 years ago
2 dancers with little round heads and their arms in the air
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#26
To Share Her Location
Frisinator 2 years ago
The guy that posted this was outsmarted by a lamp post. Seems fitting.
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Lester the Space Duck 2 years ago (edited)
Louie, Louie, me gotta go... Three nights, and days, me sail the sea... Me think of girl, oh, constantly... On the ship, I dream she there... I smell the rose, ah, in her hair... Louie, Louie, me gotta go...
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
sure... you drive all the way to a Lowes what is a famous chain of shops and then the only thing you see is "Louie's because you happen to be stuck behind a lamp post and cant move your head. :-D
#27
To Get Away With A Wrongful Arrest
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
I hope this kid rakes these entitled tools over the coals in court & the city ends up setting him up for life.
Stannous Flouride 2 years ago
Unfortunately, not one cent will come from the snowflake officers, their departments' budgets, or their retirement funds. It will be paid either by a municipal insurance carrier (resulting in higher rates) or the city's general fund that is supposed to go for things like libraries, parks, and schools.
Load More Replies... Powerful Katrinka 2 years ago
Suing for invasion of privacy??!! Guys, you are public employees who should have zero expectation of privacy. Reading the full story, I think that the young man can have a reasonable chance of prevailing with his lawsuit. He voluntarily took a breath test, and blew 0.00. He voluntarily went to the police station, where his drug tests came back completely negative. And they STILL arrested him.
Glitterati 2 years ago
My husband (cop, Australia) gets filmed every other shift by people he interacts with and he couldn’t care less. He’s also got a body worn camera so it’s only fair they can film if they want. If nobody is doing anything wrong it’s no dramas.
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
I hope the kid counter-sues for damages and these cops straight up lose their pensions (I think losing their jobs is too much of an ask but having them eventually retiring in disgrace will be fair enough. SMH!
Anna Ekberg 2 years ago
Imagine your job being to hold people accountable for their actions, then getting pissed when someone holds you accountable for your actions.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Are you f*****g kidding me?? But they can have f*****g Dan Abrams send 50 camera crews all over America and show people's worst police encouhters on live TV? Show inside people's homes without permission? Show DV victims without permission? Kids? With no option to blur your face out in most states. F**k the POLICE'S privacy when they sell their body cam footage to the highest bidder!! Oh I am so mad
#28
To Follow Her Crush On Instagram
Na Schi 2 years ago
Why, he just proved he's not worth of your attention. A lot of fish in the sea 🤗
Load More Replies... KnightOwl 2 years ago
I would probably have done the same thing. My insta is for my family and friends. If we're not friends I'm not going to add you, being in the same class means nothing if we don't regularly interact. It's nothing personal I'm just a very private person.
Bob Brooce 2 years ago
This, but it would have been nice if he told her what's up. Alternatively, maybe we need to hear his said to find out why he simply turned her down without comment. Being in the same class means he knows at least a few things about her that we don't.
Load More Replies... Sonja 2 years ago
Perhaps he’s really unimpressed by people who scroll Instagram during class.
Steve Hall 2 years ago
I think guys in an accounting class may possibly have more serious things on their mind, like maybe accounting.
Random Archetypes 2 years ago
I would have dug myself a wee hole and never come out ever again.
#29
To Stop Fluffy From Reaching The Cake
OmMi 2 years ago
I believe you woild put cake IN the fridge to prevent fluffy from sitting on it
PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
That’s not fluffy, he/she is just making sure fluffy doesn’t sit on it
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
The cake belongs to Fluffy. Fluffy is a cat, and cats own everything.
Jay Scales 2 years ago
A closed microwave is fairly safe from cat predation.... I use mine like a safe!
#30
To Do A History
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
I'm an archaeology major, and... I dunno, I just want to find this person. Just to talk. I promise.
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Claudia Calabrese 1 year ago
Or the Protestan Inquisition, because it was a common thing everywhere in that period of time.
Load More Replies... David Paterson 2 years ago
It's been said that "there's no such thing as a stupid question". I'm rethinking that.
WindySwede 2 years ago
Yakko Warner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1508wboZXk
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Mark 2 years ago
CRUSADE! They did many crusades, some of which almost didn’t fail. But at least the Italians got some sweet trade deals
Michael Largey 2 years ago (edited)
As in crusaders sent by the pope and whose motto was "Deus vult!" ("It's God's will!"). Oh, those Christians!
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Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
The Holocaust. Hitler believed that he was doing Christ's work in "opposing the Jews."
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To Define A Service Animal
Anxious&Bored Bear 2 years ago
Should have said either, "What is black?", or "You're black, too."
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
There's a lot to unpack here... this lady probably writes a lot of one star reviews for places being closed at closing time, ice being too cold, etc
Ansi 2 years ago
And the automatic doors not opening quick enough and the escalator handrail not moving in the same speed as the footsteps. 🤦
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Cyril Sneer 2 years ago
I've never been on a bus in the UK that doesn't allow dogs. What's up Liverpool?
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
Where I live in Oregon, you can pretty much take your dog anywhere and nobody looks twice. Doesn't need to be a guide dog or even a service dog.
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SarcasticSloth 2 years ago
She could have replied, "Black? No! I was liked to. I paid for a yellow lab."
Tiny Dancer 2 years ago
That has to be one of my favourite auto-corrects ever, lol. We need more folks getting liked to instead of lied to :-)
Load More Replies... Norm Gilmore 2 years ago
I give money monthly to a NZ guide dog foundation. Wait until the the abusive lady hears about Chocolate labs and in the latest update I have theres a poodle in training..
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 2 years ago
There's also German Shepherds being guide-dogs. It doesn't have to be a Labrador - I think it doesn't have to be a certain breed at all!
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#32
To Say Am Doesn't Exist In English Vocabulary
Craig Reynolds 2 years ago
Umm, hello? Am I going to have to educate you? "doesnt" is not a word. It is *doesn't. Did you not learn that contractions require an apostrophe to be a real word?
#33
To Stop His Mom From Going On Vacation
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
Kitty always knows! My cat sits on my cell phone while I get ready for bed, all of my attention should be exclusively on her!
laura lee 2 years ago (edited)
Human to cat minute ratio is 1:15 so he's probably terrified you'll never come home. Look at those ears and eye stare, poor baby, he's hunched down showing he wants to stay, but not trying to upset you. That's a scared kitty.
laura lee 2 years ago
Remember cats aren't dogs, they didn't get bred to be our pets, they don't think of you as their owner like dogs do. They think of you as their family, their momma. They think you are abandoning them. It's hella scary.
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Michaelann Dahlman 2 years ago
My ex room-mate & I had a cat that would do this whenever I was packing for a trip. But on the inside. After removing her 4 or 5 times, I kicked her out of my room & shut the door. She howled until he opened my door because she was howling.
#34
To Make The Message Clear
Cyril Sneer 2 years ago
I can believe Suella Braverman genuinely thinking this is a good policy
Stannous Flouride 2 years ago
These were posted in the London Underground by an anti-Tory artists collective. Still funny though.
#35
To Make Fun Of Manspreading
Ode 2 years ago
I don't know if the OP means that as a bad thing, just noting their surroundings with some humor? I would have nothing negative to say neither about a manspreader in recovery using these tactics or anyone doing so for medical reasons
Bryn 2 years ago
It's weird that they would take a picture of some random person without their permission & post it on the internet.
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Casey McAlister 2 years ago
It was a light-hearted joke, nothing insulting. Yes, obviously they can see he's a man but don't see whether he has Tourette's or epilepsy. Chill.
MontanaMariner 2 years ago
I have epilepsy. I'll never fly again unless absolutely necessary because of how people have treated me. I'm faking a disability, etc. I also have zero faith in strangers doing the right thing, or anything, if I had a seizure.
Chauncy Franklin 2 years ago
My husband has manspread. I get it. let's not TRY to be offended.
Sassy D 1 year ago
Apart from disability use, this actually looks like a comfortable trick for traveling, because it would allow you to relax your legs against the tension of the belt without spreading wide open. I had to do a similar thing in PT for a hip labrum injury, where I put a belt around my thighs to take tension off that area as I did certain exercises to strengthen the muscles around it.
Kim Lorton 2 years ago
Thinks is a wide leg spreader he wants me to be able to use his leg to put stuff on top of!
#36
To Understand What Color Is
Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
I was about to say orange but then realized that the color is named after the fruit.
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
I love the perfect blend of kindness and snark in the reply
WindySwede 2 years ago
Always think of this when read about shapes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz8ssH7LiB0&t=4
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Kevin Ber 2 years ago
Orange....... yes, its the chicken before the egg argument. And a blackberry....
Doctor Strange 2 years ago
Orange the color is named for the fruit. This is why in ornithology, you often see things like the 'red tailed hawk', despite the fact that it is orange. Orange used to be considered a shade of red.
Load More Replies... Harlan Sarvis 2 years ago
If only orange came first. I mean the color. the color right? ah shucks im confused.
Doctor Strange 2 years ago
Orange the color is named for the fruit. This is why in ornithology, you often see things like the 'red tailed hawk', despite the fact that it is orange. Orange used to be considered a shade of red.
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#37
To Ask The Internet For Help
Cassie 2 years ago
306 and 307 are not different enough to equal a whole percentage point difference.
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PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
Oh, is this a trick question? I just looked it up and it means both, apparently
censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)
I have a friend who likes boys and girls, but he only goes out with boys once a month. So he's bi. Monthly.
Laura Mortensen 2 years ago
I can't decide if they poster was just trolling, thought it would be interested to see what happend with thos vote, allowed people to vote on both options, or for some reason didn't look it up in the dictionary.
PFD 2 years ago
I did. It's defined as "every two months or twice a month." Trying to ascertain whether there's a broad consensus over one or the other is entirely sensible.
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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
FFS. Why is "poll the audience" the go-to method for finding something out? Do people genuinely not know about Google?
Jaya 2 years ago
In many cases I would agree with you. But I think in this case 'poll the audience' is actually the right choice. Words are meant for communication, so it's actually more useful to know what the average person means when they use a certain word, then to know what the official definition is. If the majority of people uses the wrong definition for a word, it's useful to know that. Because if someone uses a certain word, it's more useful to know what they MEANT to say than to know what they're technically saying according to the dictionary. And in this case, it seems like the public is pretty much divided 50-50, so you know to just avoid using 'bimonthly' altogether.
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To Buy A Nice Cake For Someones Birthday
The Shark 2 years ago
This is either malicious compliance or a moron who doesn't know words can translate to other languages. 🤦🏼♀️
Phil Vaive 2 years ago
I would be malicious compliance. Not their job to translate things for people!
Load More Replies... lawrence Andrew 2 years ago
It's what they ask for. "Happy birthday in Spanish". I see no problem unless the recipient only reads Spanish.
#39
To Take An ID Photo
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
Yeah, I'd demand a retake. Nobody wants to look like the villain in a straight to DVD kids movie.
CD King 2 years ago
I have to say in the original picture she is looking like ‘I just rolled out of bed with a terrible hangover’ So, the work ID isn’t really ALL that terrible.
Sans Serif 2 years ago
My take as well - didn't give them much to start with...
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Lori T Wisconsin 2 years ago
Put on some make up and keep your chin up when photographed. Shudder!!!!
#40
To Secretly Have Sex Before Dinner
PrettyJoyBird 2 years ago
Why are they getting daughter's boyfriend notifications? I dont have an apple product so confused...
Parker Stewart 2 years ago
You can have group workout plans on Apple Watch so people can help their friends or family meet goals or accomplish goals with them
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MontanaMariner 2 years ago
Why is anyone getting this notification? Why does this need to be a notification? Does it tell your parents when you fart?
Phil Vaive 2 years ago
This one's bs. The apple watch doesn't start a workout until you tell it you're working out. If it thinks you forgot (say, it detects you going for a walk or something) it'll ask you if you want to record it, but it won't just start recording it by itself
Sara Lenai 2 years ago (edited)
That's the mom and her boyfriend. The (hopefully adult) kids are getting the notifications. That's why there's a crying emoji. At least that's how I read it. Oh, and it's not your typical workout wink 😉
Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
yeah why are they getting those notifications and why were those two "working out" with their watches on! lol
#41
To Stand With Israel
Lola Rogers 2 years ago
To be fair, they probably chose this place precisely because of its history.
David 2 years ago
They specifically chose it for that reason. It was also only the first of 4 diasporas, where over 150,000 Jews were deported after the revolt. The next one was in 135CE and last major expulsion was in 350CE. Played a major role in Jewish global population decline (that w as over 500,000 Jews killed, even more klled in the 135CE one.
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Jayjay 2 years ago
Translation: "Readers add context that they deem useful for users". Imo this refers more to Hamas and Pro Palestinian protestors who seem to abuse any image, modifing numbers, blaming anyone who doesn't agree, to cover up for their own atrocities, I guess? After WWII many Germans said: "Ich habe es nicht gewusst" ("I didn't know"). Why are so many people still closing their eyes on the atrocities of Hamas (and Hezbollah) not only on Israel but also on their own people?
Michael Braisher 2 years ago
Because they've nailed their colours to the mast. Or, rather in the words of Yes Prime Minister, they've nailed their trousers to the mast..... so they can't climb down.
Load More Replies... Harlan Sarvis 2 years ago
When the recent Israeli-Hamas skirmish and war first started, the rest of my family were confusing Hesbollah, the Lebanese Shia Islamist political party with Hasbullah, the Internet personality and design fashion and model.
Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
distruction to Palestine and palestinian people ? - yeah that seems like a good place to put that.
#42
To Spin "Cars" As "Affordable Housing"
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
This is such a depressing commentary on the times we're living in.
Kim loves cats 2 years ago
The article is about homelessness and the high cost of housing, not praising cars as affordable housing. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/24/insider/housing-crisis-cars.html
Analyn Lahr 2 years ago
They can't afford rent. But they make too much to receive help? That's so jacked up. What is wrong with society?
Jerry Mathers 2 years ago
Right. I thought the same thing. Sounds like right wing policy. Well they make $8/yr. That's more than enough to disqualify them for benefits.
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Cristi nah 2 years ago
Garbage bins are offered for a small rent as a new form of affordable housing
Alex Ruddies 2 years ago
I'd say most Western nations with the exception of Finland...
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Jaybird3939 2 years ago
There is a University about 15 miles from me. Student housing is so bad, students were living in their cars. They decided recently to shut that down, with no alternative, reasonable housing.
William Walsh 2 years ago
Someone can invent/market something to help them, such as thermal regulation or sanitation.
#43
To Escape Immigrants
Rilmar 2 years ago
Americans have invented this newspeak term "expat" just to avoid being called immigrants when they are, in fact, immigrants. Yes, it's stupid.
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
I wonder what will happen when she arrives in norway and (a) discovers that she is now an immigrant ('dey terk er jerbs!'), and (b) that the norwegians are super-PC and will be completely shocked when she opens her mouth to spew some racist c**p.
Doctor Strange 2 years ago
I support her 100% Everyone who hates all the immigrants in the US should absolutely leave.
Cathy 2 years ago
Yes but then please go to somewhere else than EU 🇪🇺 if possible, thank you.
Load More Replies... Lori T Wisconsin 2 years ago
Everyone except Native Americans are immigrants in the US. So sick of the GQP malarkey!
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
Norway might very well send her back to the States to face Biden and Kamala. Would be well-deserved.
SleepSycho 2 years ago (edited)
Sounds like immigrants aren’t her real problem but rather people who don’t look like Norwegians 🤨
Verena 2 years ago
In the Netherlands there is one politician, who wants every foreigner out of the country, including all Belgians, Germans etc. He very conveniently forgets that this would end up with all Dutch, living in Germany, Austria, Sweden etc being send home as well. No doubt it is important to not only check on the behaviour of people living in country, but at the border, too. There are very good reasons of all kind to stop immigration. However, as a trade country, highly depending on the neighbouring countries and the open borders, one should be careful of whose fingers are squeezed in the door.
#44
To Boycott Arizona
Powerful Katrinka 2 years ago
Not only that, but ended up driving the length of Arizona DIAGONALLY, thus adding miles to his "I'm going to show you" outing.
Load More Replies... Kelly H. Wilder 2 years ago
Boycotting Arizona, but drove around New Mexico? They put a lot of miles into nearly bisecting Arizona. Not only is the reason for such ridiculousness beyond petty, but their pettiness is terribly misinformed.
frederick clause 2 years ago
They probably didn't want to drive through a foreign country. LOL
Load More Replies... SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Dude was just confused. They shoulda stayed on the 70 until the 15. It connects to the 10 in Ontario. Idiot jumped the gun and took the 191. Typical Texan, thinking every other state takes five minutes to drive through.
Patrick Chan 2 years ago
You can't buy a dictionary in Texas, but you can get one in Arizona.
Load More Replies... Tabitha 2 years ago
Can’t read, can’t write, has zero knowledge of the geography of their own country. Typical MAGAt Texan. Probably homeschooled/indoctrinated by equally illiterate MAGAt parents.
Maartje 2 years ago
.. Which is why I just asked (13 hours after you tho) if we can send them back. (I live in LA) . I had the same impression.
Load More Replies... Harlan Sarvis 2 years ago
Even if this was correct. Oh no, their loss! What will they ever do without you to go through them! Sad.
#45
...to Learn A New Language
Brainmas 2 years ago
Is that French? Is this like that alternate world where Germany won the war?
Cyril Sneer 2 years ago
No, it's an alternate reality where Napoleon won at Waterloo.
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Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
German, French... one of those European languages. Words are hard.
zububonsai 2 years ago
Ich hätte gerne einen kleinen Kaffee mit viel Milch, bitte.(I'd like a small cup of coffee with a lot of milk please.) But I laughed hard. 👍🏻🤣
Megan Pippenger 2 years ago
Ah, ceci n’est pas l’allemand… peut-être vous êtes confuse? Ce n’est pas Paris en 1943; il n’y a pas les Nazis ici. Peut-être, si vous voulais étudier l’allemand, vous devriez essayer Duolingo?
#46
To Use Ai
Verena 2 years ago
It is out of control, mainly because people cannot resist to try out "funny" apps, by this creating demand and acceptance
Load More Replies... Lou Cam 2 years ago
Racist AI strikes again. Still the developers continue to only test for white people. Are they not planning on selling their tech worldwide?
The CareTaker 2 years ago
I thought it was funny as hell, Im on my way to doing it with my picture, Im going to tell and maybe post a link with the picture {if it doesn't look too close to how I look} Im a Japanese man with albinism so I think this will be great for a laugh
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The CareTaker 2 years ago
I would have laughed so hard I cried.... oh my lord.... that is great I'm going to go do that with my picture now! I want to see how face it takes me to look now! Im a Japanese man with albinism and I just NEED to see it now lol, Any idea what one she could have used? or just a random one? I tell/replay here a follow-up!
Maartje 2 years ago
Eh.. looking at the wrinkles on the sweater- are we sure that that is the same sweater?
Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
I am sooo off - i thought the picture of the Asian lady looks more professional. Or was that the AI one?
Zoe Vokes 2 years ago
Yeah. I’m confused by this too. The Asian lady looks real. The white lady looks like her MIT top was badly copied. The letters look wrong - the folds on the “I” haven’t been understood and have been made into straight lines. But there are different folds in the fabric and her hair is more frizzy. Why would you add frizz to the hair and not just use the original hair? Unless the white lady used AI to combine two photos and it mixed her top with the MIT one, explaining new folds. I’m confused as well.
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To Win An Election By Donating An Ambulance
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
This is some next level petty. Wow, she truly embodies that Christian spirit in the way only people who throw out Bible verses seem to do.
Tabitha 2 years ago
So the donation was a bribe, and when they didn’t do what she wanted, she took it back? This is not the kind of person who should be in public service, because the public only matters when they vote for her. True donations aren’t supposed to be transactions. They’re supposed to be made from the heart, not the voting booth.
Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
It would be so refreshing, if these morons actually believed in 1/2 the sht they spout. But twisting the words of the bible is what has been done since it was written, and revised, and revised etc.
#48
To Trick You Into Thinking He's Not 5'8"
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Desantis wears lifts in his boots to try and look taller. So, like, the heels add an inch and a half, and he's got inserts to give him another inch or two. Basically, he's a short man with self esteem issues that he thinks he can solve by becoming president and denying health care to women.
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Isaac Nemo 2 years ago
Was his right foot run over? Why is his foot/boot shaped that unnaturally lol, stuff something in the toes to make them look like actual human feet...
Renee Prete 2 years ago
So basically he's wearing high heeled shoes. I think that a pair of open toe would look nicer
Shiva Ho 2 years ago
Dasatanist is wearing 4inch lifts to make himself appear taller than His Archenemy Maga-Lardo!
#49
To Predict What The Cast Of Friends Would Look Like In 2024
PrettyJoyBird 2 years ago
I cant believe whomever was in charge was like sure yeah good okay publish that.
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
You can't believe a tabloid would publish bad photoshops?
Load More Replies... PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
I like to think Matthew Perry would be amused to know I think he kinda looks like Will Darnell here
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Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
Ouch. They did Friends dirty. RIP Matthew Perry- you'll always be a Chandler to me 💜
A Nelson 2 years ago
This is was middle aged people used to look like haha
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#50
To Think People Couldn't Tell Them Apart
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
Look everyone! Generational trauma surrounding food and self image all neatly lined up in a photo!
Phil Vaive 2 years ago
You have absolutely no idea what their eating habits and lifestyles are like. Insulting people (or calling people mentally ill) because of how their bodies look is never okay, no matter what they look like
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Beth H 2 years ago
I'm not interested in this boring, Instagram, everybody-looks-the-same look but that granny looks pretty darn good.
Cindy Brick 2 years ago
Look at the stomachs -- that gives you a clue. What will they look like, 30 years from now?
Tabitha 2 years ago (edited)
I don’t know about “people”, but it’s glaringly obvious to me which one’s which. Hands always give it away, for one thing. For another, fillers are really easy to spot. Now, I am definitely it knocking someone who looks younger than their age. I’m 62, and look younger than my age too, because I started taking really good care of myself while I was a teenager. I’m just not trying to make people think I look just like a 20 year old, when I know for a fact that I very obviously do not even look like a 40 year old.
WalterWhiteSavannah 2 years ago
Kinda funny bp unironucally posted this as an article with that exact headline like 2 weeks ago.
Jessica N 2 years ago
Enough to resolve a few dozen migraine sufferers, that's for damn sure!
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#51
...to Buy An iPhone 7
OmMi 2 years ago
Well 3 and 4 equals 7. Add in a card and she got more than her money's worth.
#52
To Get Out The Friendzone
Helena 2 years ago
Either be her friend or don't. Don't hang around pretending to be a friend while you're really just waiting to bang her.
Asswipe 2 years ago
And you know it how that he "hangs around pretending to be a friend" instead of asking her on a date she turned into friend date?
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Lee Banks 2 years ago
Am I the only one assuming she recently ditched a dude, and her gay BFF was like "No. Let me show you how it should be done. I don't want those 3 a.m. phone calls, anymore."?
Helena 2 years ago
No way did she wave the friend flag that hard for a gay bff. She was trying as nicely as she could to set up a boundary.
Load More Replies... Beans 2 years ago (edited)
The 'friendzone' doesn't exist... You shouldn't be 'friends' if your secret desire is to date... That said, c''mon lady. Don't let your male friend organise a 'friend date' for you. If you need to set so many boundaries in the description after the fact then maybe you should have set a bigger one before the 'friend date'. As a woman I've always avoided 'friends' like this.
FatKidShakeDown 2 years ago
Daniel, put your energy and effort into someone who wants to be in a romantic relationship with you. Do not try to persuade or purchase someone's affection who isn't interested.
The CareTaker 2 years ago
Truth be told I do that kinda thing for my friends, attracted or not If I think there special enough and I love them {like family/friends} I will take them out to stuff like that, I regularly had "dates" with my friend/sister cause she was lonely and felt bad, I treated her nicely, showed her how she was supposed to be treated, and she learned to look for someone like me {she wasn't into me like I said I was like a brother}
Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
Switching genders - When I financially can I ALWAYS tip generous and offer to pay for myself and friends. I have a male friend ( he made it clear that is what he wanted and that is for the best ) and he gets offended when I offer to pay - It might be the generational ( seniors) thing, but I am not used to this.
Load More Replies... Tabitha 2 years ago (edited)
It can happen to anyone. It wouldn’t matter if he was GQ gorgeous, fabulously wealthy, and a highly evolved man. If she’s not attracted, she’s not attracted. Guys, think about the women who had crushes on you to whom you weren’t attracted, and just wanted to be friends with. Well this is the same thing with the roles reversed. Just like those women couldn’t change your mind, you can’t change hers. You simply cannot control or try to force someone to be attracted to you if they’re not, because then you not only turn an annoying corner, for all the woman you like knows you turn the corner from friend to stalker and potential butthurt rapist/murderer. You probably won’t go that far, but she doesn’t know that, and there are enough butthurt men out there who have gone that far to include all that in her list of probabilities. She won’t end up attracted to you, but repelled and afraid. So just accept being a platonic friend, move on, and find someone who is just as crazy about you as you are about them. Believe me, there’s someone for everyone out there. It’s just a matter of being open to finding them. They may not be your fantasy, but fantasy is fiction and you’re living in the real world. Besides, perfect gets boring quickly. Your person will be as flawed as you are, but their imperfections will make the two of you fit together like you were made for each other.
#53
To Teach Math
Casey McAlister 2 years ago
The teacher's answer only makes sense if they had the same size pizzas, which was not stated anywhere in the problem description, so the student's answer is correct, considering the information they were given.
Michael Braisher 2 years ago
In a similar case at school, my best pal corrected a bossy woman, saying 'Call yourself a bloody English teacher??' His dad told him off but also told her that yes, call yourself a bloody English teacher!!!
Phil Vaive 2 years ago
This may not seem like a big deal, like yeah the teacher was dumb, but this type of thing can legitimately ruin a kid's entire education in that subject going forward. I had a confidently wrong teacher in grade 9 math, and from that point forward I hated math and consistently got low grades. Prior to grade 9 I had always been in the advanced math classes, and was always at the top of my class. One bad teacher can completely ruin a student.
#54
To Do Basic Math
Cassie 2 years ago
Let's try it the other way round, L. 69% of men don't wash their hands and 35% of women don't wash their hands. Are you telling me 104% of all people don't wash their hands?
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
So gross, wash your hands people. That's poop it travels, it gets where you don't see it, don't be disgusting wash your hands, wash your hands, WASH YOUR F*****G HANDS.
#55
To Improve Twitter
David Paterson 2 years ago
"renaming twitter will go down as the dumbest business move on history". Yes. The twits weren't impressed. More seriously, "X" as a name is so 20 years out of date.
Zoe Vokes 2 years ago
I don’t use Twitter (X) but thought the branding was very cool. The little bird logo, twitter, tweets - they go together nicely and it’s all friendly and cute. I find “X” unfriendly and aggressive. Why didn’t Musk just start a rival social media platform if he was going to change everything?
Load More Replies... MontanaMariner 2 years ago
Twitter is now called "X, formerly known as Twitter" in every article I've read. 🤣
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
X cause it's EXTREME. You gotta do the voice. you know you can hear it come one do the voice. CAuse it's EXTREME
two-sided llama 2 years ago
I made a twitter account once so I can keep up with a video game I like. I hit my first birthday recently. Only visited twice
Slarthi_Bartfass 2 years ago
I know that veery well. Did the same thing and just get to open X/Twitter/Elons playground when I am on BP and wanna know thw whole convo to a post... 😅
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Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
Is he planning to start a social media platform called Twitter classic?
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Alison Marchand 2 years ago
I just still call it Twitter, not that I ever use it, but I think everyone should just ignore the name change 😀 what are people calling "tweets" now? "Exes"? Makes no sense.
#56
To Process 5000 Black Walnuts With No Gloves
zububonsai 2 years ago (edited)
I don't care about the coloration (it will fade away), I'm more disturbed by the BLISTERS between the fingers 😲😱!
Mark 2 years ago
That is a fungal disease that will murder us all to prepare the planet for its alien overlords and you can’t tell me otherwise
Cindy Brick 2 years ago
Otherwise! I've shelled black walnuts before -- that dye is amazingly long-lived.
Load More Replies... Sera 2 years ago
Absolutely not; your job needs to provide PPE and you should not let them get away with not providing it.
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To Use Scientific Terms
Cassie 2 years ago
Yea, I would concur that that was a pretty apt assessment.
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Downunderdude 2 years ago
“September was, in my professional opinion as a climate scientist, absolutely gobsmackingly bananas,” said Zeke Hausfather, at the Berkeley Earth climate data project.
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
So now we're measuring temperature in bananas? What's next... time/space?
#58
To Sound Smart
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 2 years ago
I've heard this a lot but I don't think I agree with this. "Discover" doesn't mean "build it by yourself". A treasure can be found and/or discovered, or a sunken ship can be discovered. Doesn't mean it wasn't there before you saw it! Definition of discover: > 1) To notice or learn, especially by making an effort. 2) To be the first, or the first of one's group or kind, to find, learn of, or observe. 3) To learn about for the first time in one's experience. 4) To learn something about. 5 ) To identify (a person) as a potentially prominent performer. 6) To reveal or expose. < "Discover" in the sense of a continent/country just means that it had so-far been unknown to the society the explorer belongs to. And that's why America was discovered multiple times by different people: there was no knowledge-exchange so it had to be "found" anew.
Load More Replies... SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Oh, dear. No, Asian people discovered the Americans. Or maybe Polynesians. Australian aborigines seem to have made a trip or two, too. Vikings found the continent WAAAAY later. And as for the Spaniards, I think there's a Pokemon that represents them.
Chris Landrum 2 years ago
Regardless, just think of what it took to leave your country to sail across the ocean not knowing if you would find land
Alison Marchand 2 years ago
That does always blow my mind to contemplate...I was in Hawaii recently and kept zooming out on the map to remind myself how far out in the ocean I was, and just couldn't stop marveling at how people ever got out there in the first place 🤯
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TotallyNOTAFox 2 years ago
The first humans were the asians that populated the continent around 10.000 years ago
Mark (it/urgh) 2 years ago
To be fair, the Clovis culture was there a looong time before anyone else.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
"America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up." - Oscar Wilde
#59
To Make A Cool Sign For Your Pet Store
Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
I not only read a**s, but upon first glance, saw "a**l a**s" hahahahahaha
MontanaMariner 2 years ago
A**s is a banned word now, BP? How about r****m or other medical terms for anatomy?
#60
To Say He's The Undertaker
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Wow... I could pluck his eyebrows more evenly than he does... I suck at eyeliner, though, he's on his own there.
#61
To Buy A Toothless Bottle From Goodwill
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
My mom literally wrapped mine up and gave them to me for Christmas when I was in my 30s. I still haven't thought of a way to get her back for that.
Load More Replies... Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago
I found one of my milk teeth in my mom's purse the day after I had left it for the tooth fairy and I was so heartbroken 😞
#62
To Advise People To Social Distance
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
I want to believe this was accidentally done but given the state of things, I'm probably being overly optimistic.
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Of course it was accidental. But when racism is systemic, no one actually notices.
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#63
To Be Racist
Zoe Vokes 2 years ago
It took me a minute. His IQ is 85. It’s in the top 90.88%, not the top 9.12%. He thinks that he’s in the top 10% of people in the IQ test, but it’s showing he’s in the bottom 10%. The results are correct but his understanding isn’t.
Load More Replies... Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago
Anybody else noticed that 91 out of 1000 will just be 9.1%?
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 2 years ago (edited)
As the graphic states: 9,12%, to be precise(er)
Load More Replies... SentiMental Soul 2 years ago
Where does it say anything about ethnicity? And speaking about intelligence, can we talk about OP’s grammar (“how many of THERE people”)? DA!
Michael Largey 2 years ago
It means that 90.88% of the population has an IQ of 85 or better. The individual who scored 85 is at the very bottom of that group.
Load More Replies... Jared Robinson 2 years ago
I know some very fine black gentleman that would like to have a word.
#64
To Successfully Be A Hypocrite And Have Double Standards
WindySwede 2 years ago
He missed to switch account? or something else /genuine question.
Load More Replies... Nimitz 2 years ago
But maybe, hopefully, the evil post was from 2002, so let's hope he's a better person now? Hopefully but doubtful...
David 2 years ago
He publicly disowned those comment back in 2005 in an article he wrote. People are digging up an article of 18 year old right out of high school.
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Lee Banks 2 years ago
Said it before, saying it again... 'Ben Shapiro' is literally my partner and I's safe word for "baby, you're too drunk. Stop talking."
Nimitz 2 years ago
The fact that they think some people are worth more than others is an obvious and known fact. But hearing one of them say it out loud like that...
Maartje 2 years ago
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others... Animal Farm, George Orwell.
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To Get A Tip
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
To be fair, I never order out if I can't tip but this is next level.
KingCobraKai 2 years ago
Yea, punish the service worker for the broken system. How elevated of you.
Load More Replies... Lyone Fein 2 years ago
Tbf, you can't simultaneously complain about low wages AND tip culture.
Phil Vaive 2 years ago
You absolutely can. They are two sides of the same coin. In fact I would go as far to say that if you're complaining about tipping culture, you are, in fact, complaining about low wages. Tipping exists BECAUSE of low wages.
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#66
To Stay As A Vegetarian After 1 Burger
Shark Lady 2 years ago
My vegetarianism went out the window due to a well placed bacon sandwich.
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
Hey, $#@t happens when bacon gets involved.
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Honcho Chorcoran 2 years ago
I've been a vegetarian for 25 years and never looked back. I have no desire to eat meat again for the rest of my life.
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
I've been veggie for many years. I swore off meat gradually, and the more I read about factory farms the happier I am when I chow down on my fruits and vegetables.
Load More Replies... Random Archetypes 2 years ago
Thats kind of a great metaphor for what happened to my straightness.
Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago
Carnivore ate a salad, got hooked and became a gardener....
Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
I knew a woman who was a strict vegetarian all her adult life. 1st pregnancy - fine- 2nd pregnancy - she was ready to fight a bear for meat. She totally changed her diet to a more balanced one - and she said she never felt better.
Iron Penguin 2 years ago
I thank you for the mental image of a heavily pregnant woman punching out a bear and taking its cheeseburger.
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#67
To Stop Ww2
Gandhi wrote this letter to Hitler just before the start of WW2.
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
So much tragedy, so many lives lost. And it seems we are doomed to keep repeating the horrors of the past.
Nimitz 2 years ago
Remember how it started? Relentless fear mongering, election interference and rigging, a sloppy incompetent coup attempt (Beerhall Pustch), dude went away for 4-5 years to prison, then came back, spewed public hatred, got way more votes, organized a public threat to take full control, then started killing everyone. Currently America is almost at the "got way more votes" part and it's extremely disturbing
Tabitha 2 years ago (edited)
Every leader, regardless of who or where they are, should receive a copy of this letter when they’re contemplating starting a war. Problem is, the ones who should pay heed to it won’t, which will then force those who would pay heed to respond with equal violence. We need to figure out how to break this cycle for good.
Nosirrow 2 years ago
The second Poland regained it's independence, it again became a target. WW 2, or at least war between Germany and Poland or Soviet Russia and Poland was unavoidable. Even if Poland agreed to Hitler's conditions, he would have attacked. The very existence of Poland makes its neighbours very angry.
David Paterson 2 years ago
"may reduce". There's that silly word "may" again. A word that means nothing because it's a synonym of "may not".
Caleb Flores 2 years ago
I've never thought about it that way before, but you know what? You may be right...
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#68
To Be Respectful About Someone’s Death
2x4b523p 2 years ago
They are spreading everywhere. I just read comment today claiming dogs live shorter lives these days because we have them vaccinated.
Load More Replies... lawrence Andrew 2 years ago
Everyone who was vaccinated will die. It will just take a little longer on average.
Slarthi_Bartfass 2 years ago
Everybody will die also those who decide not get vaccinated.. so glad there was no social media when there where small Pox around...
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LeftEyedAsmodeus 2 years ago
i had a stroke a week ago, due to a s****y lifestyle. Damn, now all those f*****s come out of the woodwork telling me its from the vaccine.
Java Addict 2 years ago
These types flood comments when someone dies. It always HAS to be because of the vaccine.
Mark (it/urgh) 2 years ago
I've had four covid jabs and I'm still here. Got paid for every one of them too 😅
#69
To Pay A Bill
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
"There is no federal statute mandating that a private business, a person, or an organization must accept currency or coins as payment for goods or services. Private businesses are free to develop their own policies on whether to accept cash unless there is a state law that says otherwise." - federalreserve.gov
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Ian Webling 2 years ago
What was worse is that the bank refused to accept the loose change back and he had to repackage them.
Kenneth Hovestøl 2 years ago
And with certainty that there are more silver coins in the stacks, which increases the value considerably. I'll take that payment for sure.
#70
To Celebrate Halloween
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
He's got a Sharpie and he's not afraid to use it! Jesus would be so proud of all this unbridled hatred.
Lost Penny 2 years ago
I bet he is sincerely wondering why his house gets egged on a regular basis.
#71
To Stop People From Using The Laugh React
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
I'm tempted to reactivate my account just so I can leave a laugh reaction to this.
Lost Penny 2 years ago
Well, what did they expect would happen? It's like forbidding someone to press a red button 🙄
#72
To Be Relatable
Dave van Es 2 years ago
I want to be rich, like my uncle. He wants to be rich too
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zububonsai 2 years ago
Yes, "the first million is always the hardest(to achieve)", I daily tell myself (and still working at it 🤣)
Michael Braisher 2 years ago
Elect the Squad president and you'll be bullied for being a billionaire!! (Billionairess, actually.)
#73
To Create A Religious Mic Drop Moment
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
See, dumb s**t like this is why I haven't been in a single one of your buildings since I was confirmed. That's almost thirty years of not having to deal with this kind of stupidity.
Jinx (she/her) 2 years ago
it occurs to me God intended Jesus to be sacrificed. he sent him to earth expressly for this purpose (after spreading the gospel). ergo, God took away their free will to choose NOT to sacrifice jesus.
Hollerfloozy 2 years ago
They....but... they didn't have duct tape back then.. I'm pretty sure they would have used it instead.
#74
To Hide Their Phones And Escape Religious Bullying
Beth H 2 years ago
My husband works in Lancaster, PA. Tons of Amish. Apparently a lot of them had secret phones and some even have some secret electricity in their homes.
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
And in their barns. Helps them in manufacturing all of that "Amish handmade furniture", source, an Amish furniture maker.
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
An Amish craftsman made replacement doors for all the rooms in our house. He has a great web site. But he's never seen it.
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Amish have always been hypocrites. NO technology, unless it can somehow make them a s**t ton of money, then fire up the server farms and late night infomercials.
Falcon 2 years ago
Amish can use phones. They can use electricity. The taboo is their home having a physical connection to the outside world. Generators, solar, wind power are generally ok. They could always use public phones, but now cell phones, being wieless, are often accepted for home use. It all depends on what guidance their individual church decides upon.
#75
To Use Ai Generated Image To Spread Propaganda
Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
I do NOT care if it is AI or an actual photo - the killing of INNOCENT civilians is what is brutal - either by hamas , israel, or russia etc ( Not even talking about the small skirmishes all over the world). Hiding behind the skirts of the women and using the children as shields - cowards - the bombing of schools and hospitals due to rumors - IMHO evil. I would hope that by now we would have evolved enough to not be where we are
TotallyNOTAFox 2 years ago (edited)
Fact is also that the Hamas use schools and hospitals for military purposes, which takes away their status as protected facilities by international law. Hiding among civilians is also prohibited by international law as it makes the civilian population a target. Lastly it was absolutely clear what would happen if they commit such a huge act of terrorism. Declaring war by attacking a nation and then cry if they strike back to prevent further attacks is the typical behaviour for Palestines. They wanted terror, they got it
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Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Not until they can sort out the hands and feet issue
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Michael Braisher 2 years ago
AI is actually getting good. Though someone from (I assume) China moralising about atrocities can go straight to the Ignore pile.
#76
...to Have A Lifeless "Lawn"
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
I'm thinking those are potatoes but upon closer inspection... maybe no? What the hell are those? What's happening? Dead body under the turf? I'm confused!!!
#77
To Show Off Her New Car Purchase
lawrence Andrew 2 years ago
She never did her math homework because she never planned on using it.
WindySwede 2 years ago
I find them here for around $2000 - $3000. Though some cost $30'000 to $50'000 (but they are 70s and mint/racing).
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Toggaph de Dratersi 2 years ago
She should have paid more attention during math lectures in elementary school...
Tabitha 2 years ago (edited)
Getting taken advantage of is nothing to brag about. Break it down, and you’ll see. $289 X 84 months = $24,276. For a bottom of the line Ford that’s 35 years old. A car that’s probably barely worth maybe $2000 to $3000 in pristine condition with low mileage—WAY less than that if it’s got high mileage, everything mechanical is worn out, and the interior isn’t perfect. Not to mention, a $6000 car—-which would be something made in THIS millennia—-with only $100 down and financing $5900 for 84 months at 20% interest (she’s young, so wouldn’t have a credit rating, making the interest rate higher), would only cost, price + interest, a total of $16, 601.35, with a monthly payment at $197.64.
Michael Largey 2 years ago (edited)
Since we're talking math, a 1998 vehicle would be 25 years old today, not 35.
Load More Replies... Chris Landrum 2 years ago
did not realize Escorts appreciated in value to be worth more now than when new
#78
To Not Be Presumptuous On One’s Birthday
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
Well... almost happened. Guess she shouldn't have jinxed it?
Nimitz 2 years ago
Even though she got more votes, she still lost. 'Murica: the place where people think they have democracy.
Michael Largey 2 years ago (edited)
"Future" president, and last time I checked the future ain't over yet.
Load More Replies... Honcho Chorcoran 2 years ago
Were you always this stupid attention seeking pathetic troll you are now or did you get bullied for being a weak little squirt and decided to try to be an eDgElOrD to patch over your total lack of self esteem?
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To Say Mcdonalds Has Solid Upward Mobility
Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
And we're supposed to be grateful for these incremental bumps and keep at it because "company loyalty"? Nopes.
Tabitha 2 years ago (edited)
Plus, it’s probably only a lateral move, title only, with no bump in pay.
Load More Replies... Undercover 2 years ago
The pics were taken at the same time. Look at the background. She's even wearing the same ring in both of them (and she hasn't aged a bit)
#80
To Scam Me
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Jessie 1 year ago (edited)
The hate on the women in the last post is ridiculous. People are mad like they murdered someone just because the mother and grandmother had something done. The comments are just outright vicious. “Accept every body type” unless someone gains confidence by having a minor alteration, then throw every horrible insult at them to make them insecure.
Jessie 1 year ago (edited)
The hate on the women in the last post is ridiculous. People are mad like they murdered someone just because the mother and grandmother had something done. The comments are just outright vicious. “Accept every body type” unless someone gains confidence by having a minor alteration, then throw every horrible insult at them to make them insecure.
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