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If you’re no stranger to social media (does that even qualify as a dad joke?), you know very well that comments can be both a curse and somewhat of a blessing. Written from the comfort of your private IP address, they can range from needlessly mean to inspirational and mood-lifting. On some occasions, they offer better content than the post itself. Especially if we’re talking jokes.

Thanks to the subreddit “The Real Joke,” which, as their description reads, is “dedicated to those of us who find the better joke in the comments section of any subreddit or other medium,” we now have the best comedy bits that come right from the backlines of any given post.

Created two years ago, the community with 244k members offers a hand-picked selection of screenshots that serve as evidence that you don’t need to look far for a good one. Scroll down a bit, and then some more, to see what fun things they had to comment on.

#1

Trump Is Really Hood, Who Knew?

Trump Is Really Hood, Who Knew?

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BIG FOOT
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's just the way the pictures are taken because O Bamas picture looks like the lighting was tweaked or something but I could be wrong.

LittleMissLotus
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anybody wonder if a lot of the people in that fb group are actually white people posing as black people like that that one politician who forgot to switch to a fake account when he tweeted he was a gay black guy who supported trump lol

Waffles
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whitewash at its finest :(

Lis Daglish
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So glad he’s now just an utterly irrelevant a-hole

Potato
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a lot he could still do in 20 days... :(

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Dooberman
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Different parts of the image, depending on the lighting, will have different colors according to image software.

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    #2

    Just A Relevant Joke

    Just A Relevant Joke

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    ScarlettofHydraIsland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt the heat of that burn through my screen

    CrEaTiVe_duck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmaooooo the police actually replied XD

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that police brutality isn't funny but this is

    Queen fhk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My spinal chest 😂😂💔

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    #3

    Nice Pun There

    Nice Pun There

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    Bird Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally beside the point- but of all the food to give an animal, you chose chocolate?

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah who tf gives chocolate to an animal, let alone a wild deer!?

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    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and didn't have a buck between them all - moochers

    Exquisite Spam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give animals (especially cats and dogs) chocolate, even relatively small amounts can cause theobromine poisoning.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three days later he runs out of chocolate, surrounded by 200 now-angry deer.

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    To find out more about the r/TheRealJoke subreddit and the community behind it, Bored Panda reached out to its creator and moderator RichterRicochet. He explained that the community was formed because of a recurring meme in the r/jokes subreddit “wherein, if someone made a joke in the comments section of a joke that was posted (and the comment's joke was better), then someone would reply with 'The Real Joke is in/is always in the comments.'"

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    “This gag persisted for quite some time,” so redditor RichterRicochet took it upon himself to open the r/TheRealJoke subreddit as “something of a highlight reel for these comments.”

    It turns out, the community is extremely active. “With over 240k subscribers, the subreddit exploded over the course of the last year,” said RichterRicochet and added: “while there is an upside in that there's a greater influx of content, the downside is the lacking moderation.”

    There are only two active moderators making sure the subreddit goes according to the rules. “Needless to say, there's a lot of dirt to sift through to get to the gems of the community.”

    #4

    Manbat

    Manbat

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    Henny Hana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm at work and i'm silently laughing😂

    I'manoob!
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it helps...I got the joke :)

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even funnier, there is a villain in the Batman series called Man-Bat.

    Tiny_heinz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny but, he should have said that he is not Dr Robert Langstrom. The actual manbat from the comics.

    Michelle Mcgrane
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    3 years ago

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    #6

    Venn Diagram

    Venn Diagram

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    Bob Dobbes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purple: 'whose a good boy?', green: 'shutup *slap*', orange:'cmere BOY!'

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    When asked what the title “The Real Joke” refers to, RichterRicochet simply said that the real joke is always found in the comments and that sums up the essence of the subreddit.

    A fan favorite of RichterRicochet is one in their top (of all time) section titled "Oof." Another good one according to him is from this past week, called "Bro, really tho..." “It plays on the stereotypes of people from Alabama having bad hygiene/being coupled with family.”

    In the end, Richter Ricochet concluded that “Something to bear in mind is that since the subreddit started, it's essentially become something of an anarchy nightmare.” Thus, he invites anyone who “feels that they can bring order to this mess we call home.”

    #7

    This Made Me Eoomn (Exhale Out Of My Nose)

    This Made Me Eoomn (Exhale Out Of My Nose)

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    Dogs_are_cool
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a less than 99 pound 13 year old??? that’s small 💀

    OMEGA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every part of this is beatuiful

    Bob Dobbes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least you have a viable lawsuit for whoever taught him math.

    Peter Spencer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the chips are down, he's still your son

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating nacho doesn't make you macho

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO. He also doesnt realize he doesnt need fo be 100 lbs to be 99% person and 1% nacho. Math, kid! :)

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    #8

    Poor Robert

    Poor Robert

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    meow point1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing the tea did to him was write on his abdomen!

    Pipe Pistoleer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he had a tattoo in the after

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect comment...☆☆☆☆☆

    Grace DuBose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got it and I have seen this post twice

    S.Y.L
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    500 pounds as in monetary value but also doubles as meaning weight.

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    #9

    Will You Marry Me?

    Will You Marry Me?

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    Dark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute *visible confusion*

    Little Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stupid grammar, always confusing me lol

    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commagrams: anagrams with commas: how many meanings can you make from one sentence?

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this so much. The best thing about grammar is the many ways it can be used to make one set of words into multiple sentences with completely different meanings

    n i k o
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why commas matter, kids.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grammar nazis kind of jokes. I confess that I love it, after reading loud, using the commas and use all my visual power.

    Jamie S. Martindale
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Will ... YOU ... marry ... ME?" is also a proposal specifically from William Shatner

    Elizabeth Gardner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now that confuses the confusion but very bloody clever.

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    #10

    Web Designer

    Web Designer

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    Eglė Bukauskaitė
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically all web designers munch on bugs...

    OMEGA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everybody in this thread is brilliant

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you kidding me? bug hunting is the best part of coding! That's literally why we're called geeks XD (circus freak that _eats bugs_ and bites the heads off chickens, etc)

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    #11

    Trj Education Edition

    Trj Education Edition

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    E Menendez
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL - handwriting is a dying art. That is why there are so many jokes about "my signature vs. my parent's signature". It's going to be weird when we start seeing signatures that are printed. It's interesting to also note - the U.S. Constitution was all hand wriiten. That is something a lot of people don't realize here. It is a beautiful document in regards to handwriting as are many older documents.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me, it is not a signature unless it is in cursive. Kids should be taught the basics of it so they can read it and sign their name.

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    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is honestly how I think I would have responded

    BG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nieces and nephew cannot read their HS diplomas because they're written in cursive.

    L.A. Trefry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've literally never seen a diploma in cursive.

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    BananaAnna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadness overwhelms me. I have spent a lifetime perfecting my utterly beautiful penmanship. What will I do with all my pens?

    Greg Witkiewicz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this some sort of American joke I'm too European to understand? Cursive is literally the first way you are taught to write here...

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Handwriting is back! It IS being taught again

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Cursive is the only way I and everyone I ever met were taught to write.

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lucky that my kids go to a school that still teaches cursive, but they just teach the basics. I crack up every time I see my 18 yo sign her name and it looks like a 3rd grader did it. Pretty soon, all of the important legal documents in this country are going to look like they were executed by children

    Elizabeth Gardner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all learned cursive it is wrong not to teach it is very nice writing and looks good when written correctly.

    Natalie van Ingen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Dutch and everybody learns cursive here. My 6yo started learning how to read and write this year and they only teach cursive writing. Same for me when I was young. I had no idea it wasn't the standard everywhere.

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    #12

    With That Belly, Sure We Are!

    With That Belly, Sure We Are!

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    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed sooo hard... I think I wasn't supposed to

    tangy chip
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this thread just got better and better as i went down

    Brent Kaufman
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grandmother just wanted a picture of the friend? Poor grandson; just along for the ride.

    wade winston wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i didnt get it at all and i went to get some carrots out the fridge and then while doing so just laughedto the ground

    Lou Herout
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am i literally crying from laughing so hard??

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    #13

    We’re Gonna See This On A “Top 10 Pranks Gone Too Far” Video In 10 Years

    We’re Gonna See This On A “Top 10 Pranks Gone Too Far” Video In 10 Years

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    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleaning out our new house in 2006 (previous owners trashed it) I found a huge roll of plastic with sandals sticking out of it, under the stairs. Went to my hubs and said, "OK, so I know there's not a body under the stairs, but it totally looks like there's a body under the stairs..." He went to move it and a skeleton Halloween decoration fell out. Scared the living sh!# out of us both! 😆

    Bird Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family put a doll in the wall when we renovated our house. Went to Goodwill and found the creepiest doll, then had it wrapped in wire and put in the wall. I swear I sometimes hear quiet giggling when I am alone.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And using the year 1984 makes it even better.

    R. Searle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny, but why not utilize that space?

    Dooberman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or covid escape champion...

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    #14

    When You Tell A Joke

    When You Tell A Joke

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    #15

    Priorities

    Priorities

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    Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if theyd gotten it sooner.....

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The alligators hoarded it all, that's why they're still around and all their friends are dead. Daggum alligators.

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    InstantRamenGuy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meteorites have metal in them. Scissors are metal. nice try, dinosaurs

    Aayse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And rock beats dinosaurs. Sad story

    Sara Wisely
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    4 years ago

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    #16

    I Love Democracy

    I Love Democracy

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    somnomania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't care for her music but she seems like a good person, she's done a lot to help people who come from the same situations she did, afaik

    Fran Killebrew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd never turn down meeting anyone, celeb or not

    Aayse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that case we d be quite rich ohh that would be great

    Joshua Brenneman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I'd meet her just to slap her in the face

    Alif Zakaria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re Asian, I understand. Your dad would want you to meet Cardi A

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    #17

    Cell Sea Us

    Cell Sea Us

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must’ve been top of their class at Trump University.

    TJ Palmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s DUCK SHE’LL SEE US here

    Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person's username was "Big Slimeball"

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seaworms U write wheen U don't ooze spilling cheek

    Bored Turtleduck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voice typing or Autocorrect fail maybe? Or maybe not...

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    #18

    Wrong Kong

    Wrong Kong

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    Joshua Selbitschka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hong Kong, the city you think about so little, you didn't even realize, that's not Hong Kong!

    Elizabeth Gardner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hello a global shift going unnoticed?????

    Rene Simons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now there’s a channel to watch. Kill myself laughing all day.

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    #19

    Pew Pew Pew

    Pew Pew Pew

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    birdie asf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dang- they're not wrong though you can literally buy guns at the walmart near my house-

    Harløw-Banditø
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, at my Walmart they have a hunting section and they sell shotguns

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An unsolicited burn for an entire nation. Hats off to that.

    Emily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate being an american

    Pantea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't. Most Americans are nice people who are victims of their government. Other countries suffer from similar circumstances as well.

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    meow point1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the kind of power that'd be good in bed but creepy everywhere else.

    Joe Standford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we don't shoot friends, we shoot enemies

    Jessie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure mass murderers don’t recognize any difference between people.

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    OMEGA
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what would you do fellow pandas? I would do it to ted talk speakers in the middle of their presentation

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    #20

    Hmmm

    Hmmm

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the fact that Bing is just about the worst search engine you can use. Try searching "windows error code: 1326" in Bing. The first hit is an ad for malware. Now try searching with Google. The first hit tells you what the problem is.

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok this is funny but GOOGLE IS RIGHT. YOU ARE AMAZING AND AWESOME AND YOU DESERVE TO BE HERE EVEN IF YOU DID AWFUL THINGS YOU CAN TURN YOURSLEF AROUND BECAUSE YOU CAN DO ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL AND I BET YOU EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK SO, THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE THAT LOVE YOU AND YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT.

    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed WAY to hard at this

    Bill Cipher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i use bing all the time thats how i listen to music in class on a different browser so no one sees it

    Lúthien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Untrue, but yeah, google does yield better results (of course it dies after learning everything about you)

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bing is huge in China because they block Google.

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    #21

    Hold Up!

    Hold Up!

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    InstantRamenGuy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well it technically wouldn't, since that's not indirectly. On the other hand, I hope it wasn't the guy I told my friend to stab

    Aileen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be considered indirect if you stabbed them in a place you thought wouldn't kill them but maybe they bled to death or something.

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    n i k o
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stabbing people 7 times kills them, Carl!" "Oh, well, I did not know that."

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    A_fangirling_Demigod_witch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i see someone depressed/sad on the internet i try to cheer them up because 1: i don want something to happen to them and 2: i dont wanna be guilty for someones death

    Pandana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, thehatwiththecat, same.

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm down, we're all indirectly responsible for someone's death.

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    #22

    My Names Kyle So Yeah

    My Names Kyle So Yeah

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    Random Person
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel very bad for people actually named Karen who are not Karens.

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I do feel bad for people named Karen. It is meant to represent pretentious white women and unfortunately this was determined by the current meme. And it is funny that they chose this name instead of Stephanie or Jennifer. I wonder how it settled on Karen.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's your answer. https://www.insider.com/karen-meme-origin-the-history-of-calling-women-karen-white-2020-5

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    kasa alex
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny cos I'm also Karen and sometimes I do have to see the manager (for a legit reason and I'm always nice) but it always makes me cringe, when the shop assistant says 'I'll just go get my manager'

    Bruce Scheiman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DogMatic~ I'm pretty sure you were joking!?! But.... That was hilarious! I get her point about the "YELLING"! It must be horribly frustrating, to have your name associated, with that type of reputation.

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just karens but kyles or Kevin's too

    Pete Nosal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see your Karen and raise my Peter

    SuePrew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she got the hair for it, too

    surprised pikachu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even worse, there's a tribe of indiginous people in south asia I believe, called the Karen

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    #23

    I’m In?

    I’m In?

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    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    12 cm didn't sound much impressive.. EDIT: Thanks for the replies-I got it now.. I have my bright moments, and my...not so bright moments

    FlitterBug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone wondering, 12cm is about 4.7in

    Eglė Bukauskaitė
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same could be applied for weight 70kg sounds better than 155 pounds ;)

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the only thing that will certainly make your penis bigger is a magnifying glass.

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pound for pound, it's a better system than your gram every used.

    Dark Side of the Loom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on guys, all women know it's not the size that counts............ it's the taste :p (oops, I'm out)

    😸Marik😺
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instant earworm - even with the wrong size mentioned... hopefully op isn't named "peter"

    The 5-star rated 5-star rating system
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does America still use the imperial system? The metric system is so much easier to use.

    Anna roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously because we like things as complicated as possible

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    R. Searle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah!! I’m an American who’s been living in NZ for the past 5 years and still haven’t been able to switch.

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    #25

    Another Covid Joke

    Another Covid Joke

    opusteno93 Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this further where somebody else responded something like "you said the same thing twice" and another commenter responded to that "you're the second one".

    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plague Inc is completely unrealistic: Each mutation affects every case on earth automaticly, instead of starting to spread as a new strain. At first I though this was necessary for smooth gameplay, but it would add a lot more tactial depth if you had to decide where each new strain would develop and spread.

    Elizabeth Gardner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep bloody dense from what I can ascertain.

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no friends so I will never get it

    SeaShell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also how many Covidiots there are

    #26

    One Hell Of A Pun

    One Hell Of A Pun

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    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you're the train and sometimes you're the bug

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for a gaming company with a weird rules glitch that allowed players to create ridiculous "characters" (imagine strong torso on weak legs can carry huge rail gun but weirder). There were some interesting battles royale until the "feature" was fixed.

    Maripat Webber
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, you have never worked around computer programmers! User complains, completes bug report. Coder can’t fix the bug, relabels it, essentially, tells user it’s a feature of the software. I MEANT to crash your computer!

    Owen Salmon2028
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yay its fun to see those mean bugs get ran over by trains

    Kimberley McMillan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasp got what it deserved. I hope other wasps heed the warning and move far... far away.

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

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    #27

    Exhaled Hard At This One

    Exhaled Hard At This One

    Butcher_o_Blaviken Report

    Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to lock these Armed toddlers up i saw one in my kitchen last night

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry! Always remember that they're more scared of you than you are of them! If you see another one, place a bucket over it, slide a piece of paper underneath, and gently deposit it somewhere else, away from your home!

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's a baby with a gun!" - TomSka

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    armed toddlers kill more people than toddlers without arms

    Jennifer Reding
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Armed toddlers accidentally kill more people than the number of on duty Police officers that die each year (US only).

    Abigail Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i looked it up just search armed toddler deaths

    wade winston wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know their little arms so scary strangling

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    #28

    A Whole Lot Of Jokes

    A Whole Lot Of Jokes

    MasterRWB Report

    SeaShell
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "UsernameAttempt999" "DamnTheUsername"

    Daphne Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In seriousness, probably the long-term consequences of climate change.

    Pantea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 90s I had my first name dot com and dot de (Germany) and gave them up because of the high costs back then. All taken now :))

    akiwi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they were just waiting for the day to use these

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    #29

    Refreshing

    Refreshing

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now we know that Dr. Pepper lives in Flint

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got this entirely wrong! David Tennant.

    Marina Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 10th Doctor? David Tennant. I'll show myself out.

    TexasWoman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr. Pepper actually lives in Waco, Texas; that's where the factory is.

    Brie Sansotta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it's Dr. Lead - drink it and you're dead

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't reccommend Water in Flint either.

    #30

    Pretty Good

    Pretty Good

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    Pandana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is "Weeeeee"

    Callista pierce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why everyone! totally not like we have millions of other reason to hate him!

    Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even close. He's the only one that didn't start any wars.

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy foresaw today (Jan 6th 2021).

    KrabbyGramps666
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wii sports resort was in my opinion the best especially with the sword fighting game.

    Micah64
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess what came out during bush's presidency....SONIC 06

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    #31

    Today, We Will Only Do Squats!

    Today, We Will Only Do Squats!

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    Eric Lafleur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UP, and doown. Up, and doown. Up.....

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    typical slut

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    #32

    Water In The Future

    Water In The Future

    reddit.com Report

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahah...is funny because we're gonna die

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    #33

    Hearing Aids

    Hearing Aids

    DUBSWAG02 Report

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn worthless thief. I hope he did get an ear infection

    Matthew Greene
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they won't work cause you don't have the charging case.

    Joe Standford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes the sweet children STEALING, and then you got expelled

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Smart kid. However some kids gonna be pretty mad when they find out.

    #34

    At Least He Found The Point

    At Least He Found The Point

    yuvibrar Report

    Firework
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said "What do you call a mouse that swears? Wholesome." for a second 🤣

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a second to realize that they were talking about the device rather than the animal.

    #35

    I See What You Did There

    I See What You Did There

    Sparklesthehost Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she even lost weight really quickly at the end of it too.

    Mayrene Chester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and now comes the 3-year no-sleep program

    Dooberman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it, can somebody please explain?

    Elizabeth Gardner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god both so damn clever love the comment!

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    #36

    From The Space Launch

    From The Space Launch

    mrpetrolbomb Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m more interested in what that shiny thing is beside him. Looks like a shiny pink and blue dinosaur piñata.

    Micah64
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are their faces censored?

    Dooberman
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Pandana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I noticed was what their helmets look like

    Noelani Stevens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that a sequined dinosaur stuffed animal?

    Peter Spencer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they call the study of weather meteorology

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    #37

    I Think Wii Can All Agree It's Better.

    I Think Wii Can All Agree It's Better.

    ose_stuf Report

    Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And whos gonna stop me...?

    Johanna Mueller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anyone read that in Yondu's voice?

    Lyra Sis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thus one has been the best so far😹😹😹😹

    80 Van
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should have been a Switch-blade vs. a Wii nunchuck.

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    #38

    It's Pointless

    It's Pointless

    xd_jdxd Report

    #39

    Better

    Better

    JormungandrSerp Report

    Firework
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How tf would you be looking at yourself though lol

    meow point1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With me, it's my dad who'd freak out with me and balconies when I was a kid (he's gotten better now). Even though my mum is, in theory, the acrophobic one!

    Alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh that’s what I see too. Like, even if it’s someone I hate I ask them if they could step back a little 👀

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    #40

    Bruh

    Bruh

    Prudent_Web Report

    Soap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH I get it now!

    Dooberman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not as funny as some of the others but lol

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    My eye actually twitched when I read this. THE PUNS!!

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    #41

    I Love Quarn

    I Love Quarn

    i-use-this-site Report

    I'manoob!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not actually a bad name. Hope you don't mind if I use it...

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    Zinia Sundahl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends daughter had her 13th b-day was in June and my daughter said “Hey mommy now she’s a quarantine.” 🤣

    #42

    I'm Gray

    I'm Gray

    fortpro87 Report

    #43

    Oh Crap

    Oh Crap

    sn1ped_u Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the forefathers of Donald Trump. His genes are still dominant in the family.

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    #44

    Truly The Best Way To Prevent Pregnancy

    Truly The Best Way To Prevent Pregnancy

    Manuemax Report

    Mishka Katira
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    ppl in the middle ages were superstitious, and had innafective solutions to their problems, which is why so many ppl died with black death plauge.

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    Wandaluzt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't imagine anyone wanting to go near someone wearing weasel testicles around their neck. So that's probably why it was effective.

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    #45

    Fuhrer

    Fuhrer

    lazy-loner Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could also be "Final Fantasy NEIN"

    Soap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Me, who has a weird connection between Hitler and Minecraft*

    #46

    When Life Knocks You Down Get Crack Up

    When Life Knocks You Down Get Crack Up

    just-a-regular-cunt Report

    InstantRamenGuy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fi uoy nac daer siht tnemmoc, doog boj!

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eff.... If I read that as "when life gives you lemons" three times in a row, does that make ME dyslexic?

    Navindu Wijewardena
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it could be that we ALWAYS see it as lemons and now it is the same

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    Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like he got 4

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    #47

    He Earned That Gold

    He Earned That Gold

    JamesDean26 Report

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    #49

    Doing Spooktober Justice

    Doing Spooktober Justice

    AntifreezeBinger Report

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha yep.... this is me "looks warm, I think it's ready, maybe a bit longer, nah it should be good, ok 10 more seconds..." then I forget it was there and find it in the morning.

    Samuel Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who’s been taking pics of me?

    #50

    Gosh Darn

    Gosh Darn

    Gamerpolicebutmore Report

    Benjamin Fowler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4. plus dead parents i must be hilarious

    #51

    Sherk

    Sherk

    sans-is-ness-gt Report

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always whisper really loudly, "That's the name of the movie."

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with Iron Man, Captain America, Captain Marvel, Ant-man, and Thor.

    GlassHalfWay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say...and hence, the title of the movie.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Like to see the context where the writer use the title of the book.

    eimipet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wings of Fire (If she bows to a fate that is stronger and higher, she’ll have the power of wings of fire) Books 1-13, and Darkstalker and Dragonslayer are all examples of this. Sorry, I’m a WoF nerd.

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    Soap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always go "Welp, that's it. Movie's over." Kinda said that a lot in The Fifth Element.

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    #52

    I Agree

    I Agree

    Tay0310 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy thought: What if someone were to invent a virtual protest sign you could project from your phone or smart watch? You could design it ahead of time, and program where it should project (above your head, in front of you, or even sandwich board). They could also be made 3D, and readable on four (or more) sides. Would save paper, and be accessible to anyone, including those who aren’t able to hold a sign.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patent the idea. If someone else hasn't already, you might be able to sell it. This would be great for all kinds of events, virtual wedding banners, graduation year at reunions, etc etc. I definitely want this app

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    #54

    Really Tho?

    Really Tho?

    ForeignerLove Report

    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just a little concerned about the 2nd guy's username...

    #55

    “DIY Channels Be Like”

    “DIY Channels Be Like”

    Aussiespud737 Report

    Lydia Shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I mean this is kinda sad because they have to use orange/mandarin peels instead of masks :(

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's using it because the yummy smell encourages him to take deeper breaths which is hard for elderly people to do in traditional masks.

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    #57

    Sprite

    Sprite

    made-you-look-boom Report

    Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just find a way to turn it into power and start getting high

    #58

    Oof

    Oof

    TekashiTfue69 Report

    Dark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if this should make me feel better or not...

    #59

    This Just Made My Day

    This Just Made My Day

    colreaper Report

    Soap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea! Add some ~flavor~ to the murderin!

    Little Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *making a comment to hide others* have a great day! love you <3

    Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    I just realized that i cant make these types of jokes sorry about that imma go back to making jokes that arent about this type of stuff Please make more comments to hide my s h i t comment downvote this comment.

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    #61

    Vaganus Maximus

    Vaganus Maximus

    foxandnofriends Report

    #62

    Here Comes The Sun

    Here Comes The Sun

    TotalWarrior13 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, finding a hill at the perfect angle to get this shot must’ve taken some time. (Serious comment, not a set up for a joke.)

    #63

    Ah Yes.. Americans

    Ah Yes.. Americans

    reddit.com Report

    Jen-Jae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foot+ball= kicking a ball with your foot. Should not be called soccer (USA)

    Diane Aguilar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Soccer" is a term that was first used in the UK to distinguish association football (or "soccer" for short) from rugby football, or, um, "rugby" for short. The UK used soccer for many years before anyone in the U.S. even knew what the sport was. So don't go blaming the U.S. for using that word.

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    Anthony Goldstein (female)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    thats not true. Y'all are just weird.

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, i think weird is a good thing. So in my mind, we aren't weird. A whole lot of us are just stupid. Sorry people, you know its true.

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    #65

    Nah I Don’t Like Him Tbh

    Nah I Don’t Like Him Tbh

    Olinator0006 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s part of what I like 74, 2!

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9...

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why did 7 eat 9? Because he needed 2 squared meals a day.

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    #67

    25 Kill Streak Press G For Tactical Nuke

    25 Kill Streak Press G For Tactical Nuke

    ifragu96 Report

    PattonPawter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for those wondering: 1845 refers to the episode number, and this is the episode’s opening

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    #68

    Department Of Redundancy

    Department Of Redundancy

    GenesisInBlack Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Nicki, it is (intelligent men swipe left).

    Lillian Castellow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gosh thats the problem with posting opinions

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... that contradict yourself, on the topic of language or grammar on a forum called The Language Nerds. Unless she was straight faced joking, I would expect this response!

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    #69

    Beyond Standard

    Beyond Standard

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    #70

    The Actual, Real Joke

    The Actual, Real Joke

    _SquidYT Report

    Adriana Coppage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the edit of no you wont is the best part for me

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    #71

    So That's Why Nobody Smiles When They See Me

    So That's Why Nobody Smiles When They See Me

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    #72

    Took Me A Sec...

    Took Me A Sec...

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    Erik Lawrence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a cool guy, he would roll with it

    Abhainn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you said to not join jokes to just ruin them... at least ur not ruining this one, so thx

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    Soap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen someone get offended over being told to stop talking because they were yelling and not letting the other person talk.

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    #73

    A Lesson In Number Theory

    A Lesson In Number Theory

    ArcHamHuner Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this kind of joke—-especially the deer in the headlights looks from people who just don’t get it.

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now. We don’t want to be irrational.

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    #74

    Everyone Knows Who’s The Boss At Home Right?

    Everyone Knows Who’s The Boss At Home Right?

    colreaper Report

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checkmate from his own son. Brilliant.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as Daddy doesn’t spend too much obvious time staring at it.

    #75

    Bruh

    Bruh

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    AccioQueenFans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, that is the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw that.

    #76

    Bee Smoothie

    Bee Smoothie

    Joelrus_Walrus Report

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    #77

    Spread It Around

    Spread It Around

    nanushthedog Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes are watering reading this.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... deserves being way, way higher!

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    #78

    McDonald's New Special

    McDonald's New Special

    nawchoman Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one of many recent news stories about customers—-many with weapons on them—-getting irrationally enraged and violent in fast food places. Escalating the conflict by taking the express from Point A (initial irritation) to Point Z (violence) with zero stops at any of the other 24 letters in between.

    #79

    Entitties

    Entitties

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    Dagnirath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of the Halloween card my GRANDMA sent me once. The front was a pair of bees dressed in sheets. The inside said something to the effect of, "I heard you wanted a card with a pair of boo bees."

    #80

    Can’t Have Stuff In Detroit

    Can’t Have Stuff In Detroit

    S0GMA Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the , make tracks and find them.

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    #81

    Unfortunate

    Unfortunate

    Kolibrim Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be stoked that Thomas would even like his caboose.

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just watched Days Of Our Lives. Now what?

    Eric Lafleur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I chocked so hard on this one, "Choo Choo MTFKR"

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty unfortunate for me, considering the main character of the last show I watched is only about 12...

    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Swyft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who's the main character of azur lane

    Gabi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks God I was watching Kingdom!!!!

    t-Grex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shane and Ryan from buzzfeed unsolved. I'm...disturbed.

    Jo Maguire
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    4 years ago

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    #82

    That Wise Guy

    That Wise Guy

    reddit.com Report

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that in "Loss of loved one?"

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess: they moved it from wherever it really was before snapping the pic.

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    #83

    Depression 100

    Depression 100

    liamborghini129 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance, it looked like they wanted to rename it “pro-honking virus”. Like it originated in a professional goose or something.

    Dana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I read it as too, and was thoroughly confused! XD

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    Alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait- maybe that might work...

    #84

    Gay Ray

    Gay Ray

    Kbit07 Report

    t-Grex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There a load of ways it can move. Sometime's backwards, or both left and right. A few times it goes around in a circle or goes one way only to head another. There's also when it doesn't fire at all. Either way, the rainbow is pretty neat.

    Swyft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it fires in curves, but always hits the target

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also depends on how you shoot your missile.

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    #85

    Observe

    Observe

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    Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Just shoot them

    Zuko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaaand now we know why red is the imp

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    #87

    I Think We All Did

    I Think We All Did

    FusionCinemaProd Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Change “met” to “ordered” and add “inflatable” in front of “wife” and you’ll be closer to the truth.

    Erik Lawrence
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stop trying to join jokes your obviously dont understand

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    #88

    Stay Inside The Lines

    Stay Inside The Lines

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    #89

    Sounds Crazy, Doesn't Tit

    Sounds Crazy, Doesn't Tit

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    #91

    What Is My Purpose?

    What Is My Purpose?

    PokeAust Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Q” said to queue up, so they fell in behind him. “E” brought their identical twin.

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    #93

    Think This Works Here

    Think This Works Here

    gavinzauber Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Well then, is it baked or fried? Waiter: Get out. Get out now!

    Monika Nagyova
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know the chef is special? (Mentally not all there). Vegetable means brain dead but alive

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    #94

    Wait That's Illegal

    Wait That's Illegal

    not_at_ALT Report

    PattonPawter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chemist screws up: nuclear explosion, half the lab is gone

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction: Failed artist. Always wondered what would’ve happened if he’d been accepted.

    #95

    In These Tough Times

    In These Tough Times

    BrightBurner Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can advertise using door knockers.

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    #97

    Title Witle Bitle Ditle Mitle

    Title Witle Bitle Ditle Mitle

    erilysiodenuninq Report

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    #98

    Work On Your Delivery

    Work On Your Delivery

    __horsegirl_ Report

    #99

    Good Joke Ting

    Good Joke Ting

    Ioverily Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Indulge in a secret fantasy and punch the interviewer (don’t tell me you’ve never gone on an interview where you ended up wanting to punch at least one of the people asking you f*****g stupid and pointless questions—-from a script—-that have zero to do with the job or your qualifications for it!).

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Go inside and say loud :you're fired. Effect immediate.

    #100

    Congrats Russia

    Congrats Russia

    infjhere Report

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you call a Russian male chauvinist? Harass-Putin!

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump is trying to imitate his boss, but he put in too much lies.

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    #101

    Forgive Me For Not Using The Dark Theme

    Forgive Me For Not Using The Dark Theme

    __Adrielus__ Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which proves that they are the smartest.

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    #102

    Enemy Spotted

    Enemy Spotted

    New-Kekistan Report

    Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Same i want some balls :(

    #103

    Does This Count?

    Does This Count?

    TouristInOz Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if it’s ever going to pop up out of that grave?

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad and sorry I didn't even notice.

    #104

    Flawless Execution

    Flawless Execution

    AmYoshii Report

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    #105

    Fractions Are A Bit Tricky

    Fractions Are A Bit Tricky

    TateDance Report

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    #106

    Jokes Got Jokes

    Jokes Got Jokes

    reddit.com Report

    TJ Palmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you served me next time

    Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sneaky bastard. Howd you get in here

    #107

    Now It's Your Turn To Speak

    Now It's Your Turn To Speak

    St4rpe Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's r/ for anything and everything

    #108

    Looks More Fun Than The Other Klan Rallies I’ve Seen

    Looks More Fun Than The Other Klan Rallies I’ve Seen

    kaelan36 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Le Klan Bleu. They really bleu. Chunks.

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    #109

    Our* Cat

    Our* Cat

    nanushthedog Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Is kitty starting a purrrrge?

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    #110

    Sex

    Sex

    XxtylerxX101 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he announced it prematurely too.

    #111

    Not Sure If This Was Posted Yet But Made My Day A Whole Lot Better

    Not Sure If This Was Posted Yet But Made My Day A Whole Lot Better

    captain_jack69 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Gee, thanks for the visual, muck-wad.

    #112

    I Cant Read Either, Im Just Hoping The Text Is Funny

    I Cant Read Either, Im Just Hoping The Text Is Funny

    Miregal1 Report

    Swyft
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are we talking about, how did a warranty come up in the comments

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like they “volded” the warranty instead anyway.

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    #113

    How It Really Be

    How It Really Be

    mkhur1983 Report

    Froganit Gamesy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adding "Democracy" at the end of the systems' name doesn't make it democratic

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    #114

    A+ Addition

    A+ Addition

    reddit.com Report

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be way higher. Darn amusing

    #115

    Titles Are Hard

    Titles Are Hard

    -AlfredHam- Report

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest in peace, Steve Irwin. His legacy will always live on.

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    #117

    An Interesting Title

    An Interesting Title

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    #118

    I'm Not Good At Titles

    I'm Not Good At Titles

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    #119

    Some Quality Joking

    Some Quality Joking

    XeNiX_XiNeX Report

    #120

    It Just Works, Ya Know?

    It Just Works, Ya Know?

    HashBrown831696 Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Dangerous having a Starbucks next to a Game Stop.

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    #121

    Cool

    Cool

    TheFalseScientist Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Twoshits, you’re all wet.

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    #122

    This One Killed Him

    This One Killed Him

    JuliMonkey Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    You do know that utensil is actually for shredding cheese, don’t you?

    #123

    Ocean Facts

    Ocean Facts

    Un_FaZed211 Report

    Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do i learn to do this?

    NMN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's completely fake (maybe for sharks/rays might be real, but not for most fish)

    #124

    How Do People Come Up With These Things

    How Do People Come Up With These Things

    jlock1703 Report

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    #125

    The Real Nut

    The Real Nut

    LaJoyaa Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Their nuts already are their only friends.

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    #126

    Counterproductive Protest

    Counterproductive Protest

    marley_d Report

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, nice straw man argument you got there. Nobody is saying ban guns. We're saying stop selling them in freaking Wal-mart.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The artist of the original comic is a rather infamous Neo-Nazi, so pointing out the flaws of his logic is an understatement.

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    #127

    No Aussies Here

    No Aussies Here

    6Syllables Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    ? (I understand it’s a joke about the Australian wildfires, and Australia being on the bottom of the globe—-btw, the upside down joke is so old it’s got whiskers—-but I must be missing something else that makes it funny.)

    #128

    To Be Fair, Pugs Are Pretty Cute

    To Be Fair, Pugs Are Pretty Cute

    lego_staryu_wars Report

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I've said before, there's nothing cute about a breed that was genetically manufactured to suffer. All dogs deserve love but seeing a dog in pain is not cute.

    Swyft
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    4 years ago

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    #129

    Chuckled At This One

    Chuckled At This One

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Transphobia isn't funny.

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only a phobia if it is scary- that wasn't scary- that was damn funny. Now making fun of the mentally ill- you're right- that isn't funny

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