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Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share The “Cold” Insults They’ve Gotten And They Deliver (30 Tweets)
Jimmy Fallon is at it again. For this week's Hashtags segment, he asked the viewers of The Tonight Show to share their most memorable #ThatWasCold moments. And oh sweet shiny glacier, were they chilling. From two-year-olds shaming their "pregnant" fathers for their bellies to mothers questioning whether their children have friends and beyond. These remarks were so brutal, the good intentions behind them were quickly overshadowed by the savage deliveries.
Scroll down, upvote your favorites, and be sure to check our earlier Jimmy Fallon's Hashtags #WeddingFail, #TextFail, and #FitnessFail.
Watch Jimmy Fallon read these hilarious tweets in the video below
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Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
Well, you do have spare cash for extra tip...
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Night Owl 6 years ago
Me too. I wouldn't complain too much, a discount is a discount
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Koalamonster 6 years ago
To be fair to the waitress- I've had patients who I'd have sworn were in their 40s who were in their late 20s. I've had patients who were in their 60s who I'd have thought at most were 40. People age differently- never assume their age. If they ask you to guess, don't. Unless you're really good at getting out of bad situations. It's really friggin hard to guess how old some people are, and I've yet to meet someone who's actually good at guessing ages correctly. Good rule of thumb is to always guess low.
Biljana Malesevic 6 years ago
Yes, but 40 is not a senior. Looking 40 at 35 is not too bad, but looking like senior... Kids can be so harsh. They have no clue.
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Hosting the highest-rated US late-night talk show of 2018 has obviously done wonders for his online fanbase. Currently, Fallon has a whopping 51.5M following on Twitter, making his account the 19th most popular one on the entire site.
Donald Trump has also helped Jimmy’s Twitter account to get attention. Back in June, Trump attacked Fallon for apologizing for having the now-President on his chat show and playfully ruffling his hair. Trump told Fallon to “be a man.”
Oh, and if you're wondering, Barack Obama is the most followed person on Twitter with 110.2M. With the presidency now behind him, Obama mostly tweets about work being done by his Obama Foundation and other activities.
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Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
Can't imagine not responding "yeah, things were more rosy 8y ago".
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
My daughter's 7 and can make her own sandwich. Blew us away the first time she did it because we had no idea. Your daughter can do the same.
Daria B 6 years ago
Wow, no offense, but at 7 I was expected to already know how to make my own sandwich.... It's the age we start school in my country.
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Clay LaFaro Ellington 6 years ago
Then whisper back, "that's why I am dropping you off at orphanage next."
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Rachael Smith 6 years ago
Lol! I had a similar moment when I was teaching swim to little kids. A little girl edith ethnically dark skin asked, "teacher, why are you wearing tights in the pool?" I'm not wearing tights, I told her. "Yes, you are, your legs are white!" In her world you don't get snow white appendages without tights.
Night Owl 6 years ago
Well, to be fair she probably had much less prior experience with people with pale skin than the Uber driver
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Mascha Claessens 6 years ago
Walked the street in shorts on the first summery day earlier this year. Some guys across the street: "WOOOOH, you're so white! Why are your legs that white?!". XD (just for the imaging: these guys were black). I think this must be one of the weirder experiences I've had while walking my neighbourhood. XD
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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 6 years ago (edited)
The correct comeback will be, "I will just act like you did"
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Panda Kicki 6 years ago
Ow! But good for him to have a clear view on his possible baldi-sh future!
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Ma Jonalyn Montero 6 years ago
"She thought" . Apparently she had a change of mind and made you
Anna Repp 6 years ago
You never know - maybe she never changed her mind! :D Accidents happen, you know...
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michal lev 6 years ago (edited)
My mom said she didn't understand why I was thinking about having a third child. She said 2 would do. I am the third child.
Zenozenobee 6 years ago
My grand mother had 5 kids. She often says that if pill had been legal at that time, she would only have two or 3 and definitivly not 3 kids in 3 years (with the first one still wearing diapers, at a time you had to wash them...by hand for most people. She only had a washing machine after the 3rd birth and it wasn't even wringing). She ended up with an organ descent and health problems. Still, she's a caring and proud mother, grand mother and great grand mother. She did her best with what she had. She doesn't say that she regrets her fate, she just appreciates the progress made and the fact that we have now a better controle on our conception. Maybe that's the case here, even if it's not pleasant to hear.
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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 6 years ago
Order a pizza and angry eat it all by yourself. Revenge is a dish best serve empty.
Vestředuvždyckyjezdí Nývlt 6 years ago
My daugter (3): Mummy, this meal is yummy. It's tasteless!
Octavia Hansen 5 years ago
Suits me FINE! When I was a good cook, everyone wanted to eat at my house. When I became a bad cook, I get taken out to dinner!
John Greene 6 years ago
That’s when you order their favorite take out, just enough for yourself, and eat it in front of them guilt free. Hey, they said they didn’t need to eat.
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Dei Midkiff 6 years ago
Did you say 'thanks, many people said my dad is very handsome man'
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Eniko Bata 6 years ago
I’m a teacher and we usually have a photoshoot for the yearbook every year. I get my hair done, I wear heavier makeup, and I am usually told (even by my parents) that ‘You look so pretty, I hardly recognized you...’ Thanks.😐
StinkyMonkey 5 years ago
Someone once said to me: "you're a nice girl, but your sister is fantastic!" nevermind that I was twenty five at the time and also have a pretty deep inferiority complex because I've always felt less than my sister.
Laurie Lenz 6 years ago (edited)
When my sister and I were young, (she was 15 and I was 20), our hairdresser said to my sister, "What's it like being Laurie's older sister?" She replied, "I'm the younger sister." He said, "Oh, you're so exotic, and Laurie is so cute. I just assumed. Don't tell her I said that." Of course, she proudly told me and laughing her head off. Years later, she was 35 and I was 40, someone said something about her being the older sister again. I snickered, "Being exotic gets old, but cute is always cute. Exotic has come back to bite you in the butt." (Yes, I hung onto the bitterness for many years.Lol) Her reply, "Dang it! I hate being exotic!"
Biljana Malesevic 6 years ago
A coworker of mine, when he met me with my sister in town, actually said "your sister is so much prettier than you". I was like, "I know".
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Tara 6 years ago
Kids hear everything. If I bring up my daughter, she materializes like magic.
AloofFox 6 years ago
Parents are often much louder and less sneaky than they think they are.
Load More Replies... Jennifer Crompton 6 years ago
My daughter was a "surprise" and my son was planned. During an argument, he yelled at her "At least I'm not an accident!! Mom and dad WANTED me!!" Without missing a beat, she says "Well everyone makes a bad decision here and there" LOL
xXKittensweetXx 6 years ago
god i hate when my guardians think they can talk c**p about me, so when i pop up out of that corner and scare the beejezus out of them... they know they had it coming
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Night Owl 6 years ago
You're right, it was about his childhood, with a very strong emphasis on his ... and apparently the book is more fiction than a biography
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elfin 6 years ago
On "Game of Thrones" that would be a compliment, especially if your death were particularly horrendous.
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 6 years ago
Just what I thought, the favorite character dies soon. [I missed Ed so much :'( ]
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Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
"I told this story to my best friend, and she said: Who are you?"
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Catlady6000 6 years ago
"Daddy's having a baby." "How do you know?" "His tummy is big". "You want a sister or brother?" "A sister, but I think he's having a elephant." "An elephant?!?" "Uh huh. It's nose is hanging out"
QueenoftheSquids 6 years ago
Once, one of my mom’s close friends from another city about an hours’ drive away. She was visiting my mom because my mom was pregnant. You know, mom stuff. And so she finally comes, she gets some dinner, and then she goes, “Wow, congratulations, ***! Can’t believe you’re going for another!!” (This was my mom’s fourth so far) and I walked right up and looked at both their bellies. My mom was about three-fourths of the way there. I just looked straight at mom’s friend and go: “Oh, wait, ok. So you guys are both super pregnant?! Cool!” I was about six. Mom’s friend was not pregnant. She left shortly after. I feel really bad about it now... she drives for an hour to be called fat by a little kid.
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Renee Gauthier 6 years ago
At least she was implying that it was the picture, and not you, that was ugly.
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Jacqueline Arana 6 years ago
Oh my husband and I took a dmv picture the same day he went and the attendant was all giddy with him took the picture and said great. My turn comes up the attendant tells me to get ready I place my bag down stare at the camera, he says okay so I grab my bag thinking it's done realize a flash is going off and do my thinking face (biting my lip inward with a frown) and when he says the picture say that's okay I guess. When I went to take my driving test the lady who opened my file said oh that will not do and retook my picture. I really appreciate the second lady but that day I was sick and looked a mess not thinking a picture would be involved now I only go to the dmv looking descent 😝
John Greene 6 years ago
I’m the proud owner of every questionable driver’s license photo I could get away with for the last 3 decades. It really warms my heart to see that impressive look of confusion on the TSA agent’s face when they are trying to match that picture with my face.
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Henry Cheves 5 years ago
I feel sorry for kids born this close to Christmas. For adults, if they say so, you can get them presents fro both holidays at once, but NOT FOR KIDS!
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T5n 3 years ago
Someone better keep happy millionaires away from me or I’ll resort to cannibalism
Load More Replies... Panda Kicki 6 years ago
My kids would say the same, natural born carnivores, not to be bribed, tricked or nagged into vegetables :D
HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK 6 years ago
They sound like really healthy children.
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Mascha Claessens 6 years ago
Childhood birthday party at my best friend. All boys, except me. It was a medieval themed party. All the boys were dressed up as knights. My friends' mom had me dress up as a princess and I hated it but was too shy to say anything. :-( (I guess she REALLY wanted a daughter... :') ).
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
Me: wearing make up, which I didn't frequently do. Three-year-old daughter: mama you look so pretty! You look like a princess. Me: oh, sweetheart, that's so nice. Thank you! Three-year-old: you're too fat to be a princess.
Octavia Hansen 5 years ago
Then be WICKED! Evil is far more interesting and has many faces. Good only has one.
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Jodie Johnson 6 years ago
There is a thin line between teasing and bullying, especially when one person has authority over the other.
Bella Smith 5 years ago
I have a friend who has had the same thing happen to her. The teacher is nice though and he does it as a joke.
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Wizardbg 6 years ago
right? Six year old students have not learned about apostrophe's for possession.
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tuzdayschild 6 years ago (edited)
I'm always amazed when someone as old as you has never heard of tact.
Niffler_13 6 years ago
We discussed this in a human development course in college. Everything is on a bell curve. Appearance and Intelligence happened to be the focus. The bell curve explains why two highly intelligent people can produce children of average or below average intelligence, or why two average looking people can produce children who are attractive. It was really quite interesting. The world trying to create balance.
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Carrie de Luka 6 years ago
Happened in my family. I was the pretty one and my eldest sister was the brainy one. We both felt insulted.
Night Owl 6 years ago (edited)
And you had every right to be. It's not fair to be reduced like that, especially not as a kid or a teenager, and especially not by their own parents
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Susan Gardner 6 years ago
Yeah, that's way too familiar. And parents wonder why their kids grow up feeling "less than...."
Blue Cicada 6 years ago
As a teacher, I see this in kids a lot. They will view themselves through the labels that their parents have assigned to them.
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Israel Martinez 6 years ago
My mother would always tell me "see, that's why you're my favorite" ... I'm an only child ...
John Greene 6 years ago
You’re right mom! He did! Jerk threw up all over me, you’re favorite! We should punish him!
Crazy Cat Lady 6 years ago
"Too bad I'm the one picking the nursing home" would have been my reply.
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Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
This is a standard insult, "You have a face for radio, and a voice for newspapers."
Carol Emory 6 years ago
This is not necessarily an insult. I have a classmate that participated in a discussion and the teacher just paused after he spoke. She said "Has anyone ever mentioned you have a wonderful voice?" He said "No." Then another classmate said "Every time I hear his voice, I think like I'm listening to a DJ on the radio." He perks up "Really?" I reply with "Alternate career choice, dude." He smiled.
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Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
Blind? No (maybe thinking about Ray Charles?). But dead since 30years, yes.
Elizabeth Mellisa 6 years ago (edited)
Actually, he had very poor vision (not completely blind) "All the Orbison children had poor eyesight; Roy used thick corrective lenses from an early age." he started wearing the sunglasses "After leaving his thick eyeglasses on an airplane in 1963, while on tour with the Beatles, Orbison was forced to wear his prescription Wayfarer sunglasses on stage and found that he preferred them." I don't know if he was albino or not but "He was self-conscious about his appearance and began dyeing his nearly-white hair black when he was still young".
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Bettye McKee 6 years ago
For years, people thought Roy was blind because he always wore dark glasses.
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Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
He obviously forgot how to have fun. He should have been chasing you having fun.
miten sasmita 6 years ago
He is a s****y dad. Blaming his son's existence for all his life miseries. Sure raising a child takes great toll but if you're unhappy with your life, its your fault.
Walkus-Andrew Andrea 6 years ago
Evil dad. I'm glad this person made it to adulthood despite his horrible dad.
Ashley Conover 5 years ago (edited)
The stories I could tell about the horrible things my dad has said to me.
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I'm A Lazy Panda 6 years ago
Well, he didn't have to be a jerk about it, but he's not necessarily wrong. One of the best things that ever happened to me was doing a year abroad where I didn't know anyone. I made an active decision to pretend to be an outgoing person since there wasn't anyone around to think it was strange. Eventually, it wasn't pretending anymore and I was able to shed a lifetime of shyness that way!
Charlotte Ayers 6 years ago
Or, assuming the dad's right about the personality thing, it's going to be obvious to everyone the kid meets
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Kwj 6 years ago
It's an old joke (maybe even from Jimmy Fallon too? i don't exactly remember) that went around the internet, the "game" was to text your friends or family and ask them how to microwave a turkey for thanksgiving, and then screenshot the response.
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Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago
Who has a microwave big enough to fit 25lb turkey? Do they even make microwave this size?
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Natalie Bohrteller 6 years ago
It's sad she has the impression that only makeup would make someone look pretty...
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
Kid might know what she's talking about, you haven't seen the woman.
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Natalie Bohrteller 6 years ago
Ben Smith - needless to say it appears to you. Cause you're the only one here who understands and knows things. I'm so proud of you, kid.
Tambot 6 years ago
It is sad, but I get it all the time, even from women. I've been asked if I'm sick before if I've worn no makeup too!
Bettina Jansen 6 years ago
Pure logic : make up is often used to make your eyes look bigger, or your skin look less pale, etc. If you wear it around people all the time, it becomes your default face in their minds. So, suddenly seeing you with smaller eyes makes you look tired, for example. At least they care enough to worry :-)
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Avery Acosta 5 years ago
I hate when doctors insult you because of your weight, and make you feel bad about it.
Ashley Conover 5 years ago
I had a doctor make fun of my weight once and cruelly. Inever saw him again.
Suzanne Harris 5 years ago
I had a doctor that was an a*s like this. He lectured me about how many calories are in a cake slice, assuming I eat sweets because I am fat. No, jerk, how about treating my rampant hypothyroidism so that the hour i spend in the gym and hours i spend on healthy eating actually freaking pay off?
Stephanie Hatton 6 years ago
My PCP (in his upper 60s) at my (in my lower 30s) latest physical: "Well you're too petty to weigh that much."
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Ma Jonalyn Montero 6 years ago (edited)
"Whoah! Whoah! Take it slow fella, You think I'm having an easy time seeing that face?"
Andres Tejeda 6 years ago
Ouch, she could have retorted "But I am at least not arguing with Shrek."
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Carrie de Luka 6 years ago
That's not cold - some people aren't good at marriage. Doesn't make you a crappy person.
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I'm A Lazy Panda 6 years ago
When I was a kid, my mom decided to make real, homemade macaroni and cheese so that I could try "the good stuff". I told her to please just make the box mac from now on. 😂 Joke's on me now though, I'd love for her to make it again but now she doesn't cook such high-fat things!
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Carol Emory 6 years ago
I said this to a guy once at a restaurant "You look familiar." He stopped eating, looked right at me with the most serious of faces and said "I do porn." Turned out he was a caller at the local Eagles Club on Bingo Night...lol.
Analyn Lahr 6 years ago
Did you play a janitor on One Life to Live? She may have been confusing reality with TV. (I know next to nothing about soap operas, btw)
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Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
well... maybe hear his version. Maybe the 'crush' wasn't very subtle. Or maybe he was a d*ck.
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tuzdayschild 6 years ago
Should have told him if he was that desperate for extra money he should get a part time job.
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François Bouzigues 6 years ago
It is probably a good thing to be scary as a teacher in 3rd grade.
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Ma Jonalyn Montero 6 years ago
Hahaha ,children. They'll surprise you with the most unquestioned question there is in life. LOL
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BILL CIPHER! 4 years ago
Then my great grandfather my grandpas father died in his sleep from cancer his heart just gave out
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Kim Lee 6 years ago
I don't see it as sad. I see it as his wife and kids trying to cheer him up with their own little jabs of humor. Pretty sure there was no ill-will at play here.
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Mademoiselle Mirage 6 years ago
No, you were just being a jerk to your friend
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TeeMarieTisMe 6 years ago
It looks beautiful. Maybe she just wouldn't have done it because colored hair isn't her style. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Zenozenobee 6 years ago
You said "awesome stylist" btw, so you were excuding her to begin with ;p
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Allison Baker 6 years ago
My friend: I’ve got a joke that’ll make you laugh your tits off! Oh - I see you’ve already heard it.
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Annemarie Mattheyse 6 years ago
We called that "first-year syndrome". Not terribly nice to draw attention to it, dad!!
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Panda Kicki 6 years ago
If she was adult at that time, I see a point in not giving unrealistic ideas about the current level. of talent , if indeed bad . (Sometimes people say polite and nice things about bad singing voice, painting skills etc to be kind and sooner or later reality hits) But it needs to be said with empathy and diplomatic, not full front attack.
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Jennifer Crompton 6 years ago
My son asked me when my husband and I started dating. I said 1998. His eyes got huge and he said "you knew dad back in the nineteen hundreds?!?!"
Markus Holstein 6 years ago
I once had a physics teacher who would lecture us on how back when he was our age he didn't have a calculator at school, so I whispered to my seatmate: "Yeah, back in 1840 calculators weren't really a thing!" He starts to laugh insanely loudly, and once the teacher asked him what's so funny he said: "Well, Markus just said, like, some year" *sshole!
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Poonam Karekar 6 years ago (edited)
There is a Joke, we use it a lot in India. Husband after seeing a bunch of monkeys - To Wife - See there is your Family. Wife - Yes, In laws!!
Iris Engler 6 years ago
We use that all the time with all kind of animals but never meant as assault
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Loki 6 years ago
I got a bob like 2 years ago(in 7th grade) and my sister said i look like a troll and my family started making fun of me for everything else and i was just sitting there sobbing so :-/
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weatherwitch 6 years ago
They were a group and that's the name of their song. It was terrible so spare yourself for Googling it!
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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago
I dont know why you got downvoted, you are absolutely right
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Carrie de Luka 6 years ago
That just means you aren't wasting time on Facebook - which of course I would never do either. I have Bored Panda for that. I thank you bored Panda!!
Jette Wang Wahnon 6 years ago
I have facebook and only use it to answer what is sent to me.I correspond with friends by e-mail or letter.
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Jette Wang Wahnon 6 years ago
He remembered and recognised you,not bad...hope you answered «I had an epiphany«
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Jette Wang Wahnon 6 years ago
Your mother has/had a wicked sense of humour...my father on my first try at eye-shadow«OMG!when did you last wash your face..you have fungus growing on your eyes«?!
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Musashi 6 years ago
If you are a musician get used to criticism. B.A. in Piano, M.A, Ph.D in Music. I was practicing for a solo piano concert. I had 20 years of teaching and 40 years of performing under my belt. Hot shot neighbor dropped by to see a house mate and asked me, "How are the lessons coming along?"
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Carrie de Luka 6 years ago
Some people are - I have a friend who is fantastic to tease. She takes it really well and finds it as funny as we do. We never get nasty though, it's pleasant teasing, not taunting.
Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago
Have you really asked her how she feels about it? Sometimes people are hurt but they just don't know how to convey it.
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Carol Emory 6 years ago
That's a regift..someone was a jackass for giving that to you. What a cheapskate...
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Jette Wang Wahnon 6 years ago
That´s not a friend...if she was she should have admired it,fake or not.
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Markus Holstein 6 years ago
Not necessarily rude. Some people are just uncomfortable about saying "I love you"
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Carol Emory 6 years ago
My husband once got a call from a telemarketer asking "Is your mommy home?" He replied in the best 3 year old voice "No..she..uh..she *what?..she says she went to the store. Okay..bye!" And hung up....
Iggy 6 years ago
Being thought of as younger than your age is something you'll only appreciate later in life!
Molly Cule 6 years ago
No. A 25 year old said this to me recently when I was complaining about still being ID'd everywhere except my local shops (legal age for booze and f**s is 18). I'm 32.
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Z Alexi 3 years ago
Why insecure women always want to be known as younger is silly. Like the mom who called her baby: "My Little Man." Let him be a kid. And when women are 50, don't ber ashamed. Madison Avenue has made women hate themselves & women bought into it w/Botox & plastic surgery. Get real. Be real. Stop pretending.
Willajune B 5 years ago
At a party, some boys told me: You're so short! You look like your in 3rd grade! Pokemon is stupid, grow up already! ect. I threw my shoes at them and hit them with my purse. I get angry, then, I get even. Then I cry cause I accidentally threw my shoe over the fence.
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Adam Francis 6 years ago
I once informed someone that I'm half Mexican. He said, "That's ok, you don't look Mexican." wtf.
Sassy Angel 6 years ago (edited)
Once i was messing around with my little sister, my dad walked in and said "hey, be careful with her, she's the only one with potential anymore." Another time my older brother was telling our little sister that she needed to go to bed to get her beauty sleep. then he pointed to me and said, "as you can see Cadence hasn't been getting much of that lately"
KayKay 6 years ago
I was at a funeral once my mom of course being a chatty kathy with her relatives was bragging about my kids. She asked me to show one of her cousins a picture of them, her cousin says "oh wow they're so beautiful" I said "Thanks! they get a lot of it from my husbands side, he's from South America" She turned away so fast I couldn't even blink
Janthony 6 years ago
god, why are people such a******s? aren't you tired of it? don't you just want to be nice sometimes?
Dana 6 years ago
My name is Dana and a friend asked why my parents picked that one, I said "They wanted something pretty but not weird" Another friend calls out "well they got the opposite with you!"
Random Panda 6 years ago (edited)
When my mom announced her second pregnancy to her parents my grandmother told her and dad "Don't make the same mistake we did!". My mom is her second child. Ironically my little brother is her favourite grandchild.
Donna Leske 6 years ago
I was around 11 or 12 and my Dad took me shoe shopping. The ONLY thing I remember about that day is Dad remarking to the salesman (as my feet were big for my age) "oh, just sell us 2 boxes and she can wear 'em home." OK, one little ouch moment from the best daddy in the whole world, and trust me, I've gotten lots of mileage on that one. :D
Vicki 6 years ago
My mum and I were talking about an acquaintance. The woman had extremely deep creases on her face. I said that I hadn't realised I was a few years older than her, and I'd read that being bigger keeps the wrinkles at bay. My son turned around and said to my mum, "Nana, you'd better put some weight on". The twinkle in his eye was the only thing that saved his life.
Helen Karlsen 6 years ago
I walked into someone's house with my two small daughters and the woman said, "What beautiful children. Is your husband the good-looking one?"
Adam Francis 6 years ago
I once informed someone that I'm half Mexican. He said, "That's ok, you don't look Mexican." wtf.
Sassy Angel 6 years ago (edited)
Once i was messing around with my little sister, my dad walked in and said "hey, be careful with her, she's the only one with potential anymore." Another time my older brother was telling our little sister that she needed to go to bed to get her beauty sleep. then he pointed to me and said, "as you can see Cadence hasn't been getting much of that lately"
KayKay 6 years ago
I was at a funeral once my mom of course being a chatty kathy with her relatives was bragging about my kids. She asked me to show one of her cousins a picture of them, her cousin says "oh wow they're so beautiful" I said "Thanks! they get a lot of it from my husbands side, he's from South America" She turned away so fast I couldn't even blink
Janthony 6 years ago
god, why are people such a******s? aren't you tired of it? don't you just want to be nice sometimes?
Dana 6 years ago
My name is Dana and a friend asked why my parents picked that one, I said "They wanted something pretty but not weird" Another friend calls out "well they got the opposite with you!"
Random Panda 6 years ago (edited)
When my mom announced her second pregnancy to her parents my grandmother told her and dad "Don't make the same mistake we did!". My mom is her second child. Ironically my little brother is her favourite grandchild.
Donna Leske 6 years ago
I was around 11 or 12 and my Dad took me shoe shopping. The ONLY thing I remember about that day is Dad remarking to the salesman (as my feet were big for my age) "oh, just sell us 2 boxes and she can wear 'em home." OK, one little ouch moment from the best daddy in the whole world, and trust me, I've gotten lots of mileage on that one. :D
Vicki 6 years ago
My mum and I were talking about an acquaintance. The woman had extremely deep creases on her face. I said that I hadn't realised I was a few years older than her, and I'd read that being bigger keeps the wrinkles at bay. My son turned around and said to my mum, "Nana, you'd better put some weight on". The twinkle in his eye was the only thing that saved his life.
Helen Karlsen 6 years ago
I walked into someone's house with my two small daughters and the woman said, "What beautiful children. Is your husband the good-looking one?"
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