What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get. 

From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants. 

If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don't forget to comment! 

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#1

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

How to walk on water ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#2

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

The place is a pigsty!

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#3

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

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Tony Moon
Community Member
2 years ago

Disgruntled evicted prior client?

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#4

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

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Sophie Warner
Community Member
2 years ago

And a bike!

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#5

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

How considerate.

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#6

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

What a crappy design.

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#7

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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#8

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Jim Morrison's house.

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#9

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

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Kenny Kulbiski
Community Member
2 years ago

Look, I flipped a bowling alley. Cool, huh?

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#10

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Yikes.

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#11

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

(number) two's company.

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#12

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Chill, it's just being supportive.

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#13

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

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Jennifer Morris
Community Member
2 years ago

what? Never heard of mattress surfing?

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#14

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Love what they've done with the place. Very cosy. o.O

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#15

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm not a fan of this house.

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#16

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

The poo-ssibilities are endless...

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#17

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

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Sierra Hall
Community Member
2 years ago

Holy crap. It looks like one of the animatronics from Billy Bob's.

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#18

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Feed me, Seymour.

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#19

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Bernard wanna play.

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#20

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.

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#21

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

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Catlady6000
Community Member
2 years ago

Wait! Does that really work!?!?!

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#22

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
2 years ago

Obviously, Satan won, at least in this room.

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#23

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

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Jaguarundi
Community Member
2 years ago

No, just no.

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#24

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

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Whyhellothere
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks fun. Maybe it goes with the nooses?

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#25

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Nooo! Put Ariel's seashells back!

Jodi Trudel
Community Member
2 years ago

Talk about a sideboob!

Kerrie
Community Member
2 years ago

So mermaids have three breasts? Or is that a belly button? Also...her breast is coming out of her armpit. Mammograms must be a bitch.

Full Name
Community Member
2 years ago

Good thing it's coloured like Pepto Bismal because I'm about to throw up.

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

ROTFL!

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Ed Souza
Community Member
2 years ago

Someone didn't get the memo that says mermaids are supposed to be pretty.

Winter Davis
Community Member
2 years ago

Is she playing ping-pong?

San Man
Community Member
1 year ago

it's a vibrator

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Patti Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

Love the tub and sink though.

Laura Tobin
Community Member
2 years ago

Gives new meaning to 'side boob'.

Car Alarm
Community Member
2 years ago

Ugh, more unrealistic body expectations for women..

Jennifer Herrera
Community Member
2 years ago

That's not how boobs work...

Angela Moore Novelist
Community Member
2 years ago

Evidently the mosaic 'artist' had never seen a real woman naked.

M O'Connell
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't think it's a mosaic! It looks like brass-divided terrazzo! Which means multiple people were involved in this travesty, over several days...

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Jo Bebe
Community Member
2 years ago

is that a nipple on her belly button ?

tuzdayschild
Community Member
2 years ago

Those are the angriest breast I've ever seen.

Cari Waldick
Community Member
2 years ago

Picasso wannabe

diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

I used to work in a posh house where the floor was designed by Picasso - way better than this

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Hamlets twin
Community Member
2 years ago

There must be a strong breeze in there. And why does she have a nipple for a belly button?

Chrysann Kelly
Community Member
2 years ago

She needs to clean out her belly button

Barbara Baxendale
Community Member
1 year ago

The mermaids bad enough but pink !!

Laurie Clark
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks a little like Marg Simpson?

Rita Logan Bryant Bledsoe
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh my!

Elsah Dewitt
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

WTF! It looks like one of her breasts is facing forward but needs to be facing back!!!

Maurice Fisher
Community Member
1 year ago

is that a third nipple by her belly button

Rainbow Unicorn
Community Member
1 year ago

That's the most aggressive, angry set of bewbs I've ever seen.

Vinniegret
Community Member
2 years ago

With an extra nipple to replace her bellybutton.

Joannie Goulet
Community Member
2 years ago

Who on Earth look at this and think "yes, this is just what this bathroom needed!".

Donna Cheung
Community Member
2 years ago

Her bellybutton is also a nipple?

Tracy Wolfe
Community Member
2 years ago

Waaaaay to much side boob.

Andres Washington
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol

David Paracka
Community Member
2 years ago

Picasso wuz here!

Richard Hartmann
Community Member
2 years ago

why does she have a nipple on the belly?

Lindy Mac
Community Member
2 years ago

Just demolish the house and start over...please.

JID RN
Community Member
2 years ago

The sad thing is that there is a lot of workmanship in that terrazzo floor. It's all still hideous.

Verbena
Community Member
2 years ago

Wouldn't. Change. A. Thing.

Jace
Community Member
2 years ago

Wh- why- who would-...... This is some truly horrible shit happening right here, I tell you what.

Huib van Wees (hvwees)
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG

Jennifer Crompton
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm just happy that the internet is finally being inclusive to people with ARMPIT-ROCKET-BOOB & BELLYBUTTON-NIPPLE SYNDROME. They've been suffering in silence for far too long.

Arran Walker
Community Member
2 years ago

There’s definitely something wrong about her boobs....

Donald Holder*Doc
Community Member
2 years ago

Why is the belly button red?

Kristina Hanson
Community Member
2 years ago

Is the photographer sitting on the toilet?

Brooke Bowen
Community Member
2 years ago

Is that a third nipple?

Stina Kolling
Community Member
2 years ago

I like that there's a sink but no toilet in view. It's so you can wash your hands after you take your bath.

Diana Eisenbart
Community Member
2 years ago

At least when he gets drunk and passes out on the floor he'll have something to cuddle, sort of?!

Rochelle White
Community Member
2 years ago

She should have worn more supportive shells. Now she's got that old tennis balls in a tube sock look.

Linda Matheny
Community Member
2 years ago

Picasso's lost work of art discovered.

Kevin Camp
Community Member
2 years ago

Is that third nipple or a soul patch?

Grace Wiebe
Community Member
2 years ago

Some serious side boob happening here...

Scott Baumann
Community Member
2 years ago

sagging mermaid

Yaz Cam
Community Member
2 years ago

This person has never seen breast before....or a bellybutton?

athornedrose
Community Member
2 years ago

her belly button is also a nipple? dual function?

Drew Fordham
Community Member
2 years ago

It must be awful cold in there...

Jerica Bianca Bautista
Community Member
2 years ago

This is why it is important to find the right cup size or shell shape...

Allison Wood
Community Member
2 years ago

Is her boob coming from her back?

Pat Binns
Community Member
2 years ago

That mermaid on the floor is as bad as they come.

Mya Lugar
Community Member
2 years ago

...with hair growing out of her navel..but very perky boobalaz

Julie Armstrong
Community Member
2 years ago

Triple nipple

Nikki D
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm more worried about the Pepto bismol Pink.

Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
2 years ago

Is this Paris Hilton's bathroom or a bathroom from the Hilton Paris?

Idiotnews
Community Member
2 years ago

...are those missles?

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

I suspect that she's a Fembot.

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Patrick McKemie
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm just picturing someone standing over this with a self-satisfied smile and thinking "Nailed it!"

A B C
Community Member
2 years ago

Her right boob originates from the shoulder blade. Someone should not have skipped "anatomy for dummies" class.

Birgir Birgisson
Community Member
2 years ago

Some police forces use chalk...

LanteiaTG
Community Member
2 years ago

She's the reason some kids are scared of water going down the drain. That 'face' on the stomach, boobs and navel, are just waiting to gobble them up!

Danny Dean
Community Member
2 years ago

so a flat chested mermaid with back boobs... interesting.

Sam Bacon
Community Member
2 years ago

Even Picasso is wondering how they screwed this one up.

I_Love_Food🍰🍨🍱🍤🐕🐈
Community Member
10 months ago

her boobs start under her armpits... what did her mother do while pregnant?

Rani Johnson
Community Member
10 months ago

3 boobies.

Kim Bergsma
Community Member
1 year ago

With a belly-button nipple.

Luna Moonwatcher
Community Member
1 year ago

The breasts are just >> and what is going on with that belly button?

Samantha Beckett
Community Member
1 year ago

ok so.... no toilet.

Traci Burnam
Community Member
1 year ago

This takes side boob to a whole new level.

Dorene Camp
Community Member
1 year ago

I love that deep tub!

Brenda Pereira
Community Member
1 year ago

His is beyond horrible. Her boobs look like handless arms coming out of her chest.

Tiffany Marie
Community Member
1 year ago

Interesting taste

Cindy Kondalski
Community Member
1 year ago

You don’t want to make love to the tile guy.

Bumble
Community Member
2 years ago

Is one boob peaking round from behind?

t i s h
Community Member
2 years ago

Lovely boobs

Ross Rebbeck
Community Member
2 years ago

Obviously an art student's way to disguise a crime scene ...

Marti Mefford
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG

Michelle Dodson
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow. That is just tragic. Sorry for you, new buyer.

Jessica Cifelli
Community Member
2 years ago

Some serious torpedo boobs...

ron wireman
Community Member
2 years ago

The boobs are anatomically accurate, they come right out of the armpit, and the third nipple is in the stomach section. Must have been DaVinci

Elizabeth Norberg
Community Member
2 years ago

Ok, is that a microphone?

Ashley Webson
Community Member
2 years ago

holy shit.what is WRONG with some of these god damb people and there bathroom flooring choices. *dies because of how fucking shitty the floor looks*

Lorraine Good
Community Member
2 years ago

Pepto Bismol pink! And even the mermaid's navel has a nipple

Teresa Dougan
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh, where is the toilet?

furrybumkins
Community Member
2 years ago

A nice black shag rug over that mermaid and I'd move right in!

Sharyn Roberts
Community Member
2 years ago

Gives a whole new perspective to side boob.

Gregg V
Community Member
2 years ago

Love the 3rd nipple on the belly button!

trix
Community Member
2 years ago

That's a belly button nipple. I'm so done.

Id row
Community Member
2 years ago

That bathroom needs a couple of grenades.

ChiveChilly
Community Member
2 years ago

Just no.

Broken Bay
Community Member
2 years ago

Art is supposed to be provocative.

XxshadowkitXx
Community Member
2 years ago

AHHH INAPPROPRIATE

bessie_who1
Community Member
2 years ago

that gives new meaning to "side boob"

GABRIEL HICKNER
Community Member
2 years ago

Who got the job of drawing her torso O.o

N S
Community Member
2 years ago

now that is what I call a sideboob

My O My
Community Member
2 years ago

So cool!

Inga Viviane
Community Member
2 years ago

Ariel is all grown up, but after ursula got her twice, she was never the same.

Vicky Stardust
Community Member
2 years ago

As I was scrolling down, the pink interior hurt my eyes. Then I saw the pattern on the floor... Burst out laughing. 😆

Chantel Atwell
Community Member
2 years ago

Why is there a third nipple instead of a belly button?

Monty Glue
Community Member
2 years ago

Pompeii? I heard the inlaid tile there was more intricate than that.

KarmaQueen
Community Member
2 years ago

Got that side boob action going on

Mr. Bojangles
Community Member
2 years ago

Umm, three nipples?? And only one of them appears to be anatomically correct

Stevie B
Community Member
2 years ago

What's with the nipple on the stomach?

Joseph Brzezinski
Community Member
2 years ago

And, it's pink too...

Yael
Community Member
2 years ago

Are we sure she's not half raccoon?

Susann Campbell
Community Member
2 years ago

Toilet ?

Margaret Terrell Williams
Community Member
2 years ago

Is that a 3rd nipple on her stomach?

Sodom
Community Member
2 years ago

Please make that glow xD thats a punishment for bad friends xD lock them in xD

Sandy J Renfroe
Community Member
2 years ago

Storage tank for the sushi...

Karen Ewart
Community Member
2 years ago

Perky pointers

Daniel Dyke
Community Member
2 years ago

LOL!!!!

Rosie Funnell
Community Member
2 years ago

It's like an adult Barbie Playhouse!

Monique G
Community Member
2 years ago

Her boob originating in her arm pit was definitely drawn by a man.

Jeffery Chance
Community Member
2 years ago

Marylin Monroe death scene

Laura Schollaert
Community Member
2 years ago

Bringing new clarity to the phrase “side boob”.

Jimmē Medina
Community Member
2 years ago

Too bad Ursula isn’t in the bathtub 🛀

Kirsten Mickelwait
Community Member
2 years ago

Is that a third nipple on her navel?

Dia T Artist
Community Member
2 years ago

Living life Simpson-ly.

Jodi Trudel
Community Member
2 years ago

Talk about sideboob!

Donna Reynolds
Community Member
2 years ago

That mermaid needs ate go on Botched.

Dave Bucksey
Community Member
2 years ago

Saw bathroom like this in a Hotel in India...lol

Susie Opper
Community Member
2 years ago

Sad. I learned that from Trump. It’s number three in his vocabulary list. ☮️

Stacey-Claire Hodgson
Community Member
2 years ago

With a nipple for a belly button??

John McIlveen
Community Member
2 years ago

Talk about back-boob!

cleverrapier
Community Member
2 years ago

WTF

Lef
Community Member
2 years ago

I see that she has four arms

Helen Cole
Community Member
2 years ago

I thought it was Homer Simpson's bathroon.

Tomas Holicka
Community Member
2 years ago

Little merbabies must have a lot of suction power... This should probably have remained an outline.

Suna Louw
Community Member
2 years ago

😄

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#26

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

The agent didn't bat an eye.

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#27

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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#28

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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#29

Some Like It Horrible

Some Like It Horrible

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Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
2 years ago

It is actually kind of cool. In a way.

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#30

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
2 years ago

Mould or mould patterned wall paper?

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