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With home values in the US soaring up to 31.2% since 2019, you naturally expect that the images in real estate listings have ameliorated. Don’t get it wrong. Nobody’s expecting the real estate agents to master the art of fine photography, nail decoration and have it all skillfully presented to their clients. But what we do look for is an absence of gag reflex at horrendous estate shots that transgress the border of decency and common sense.

Well, let me tell you, from what you are about to see, things have barely changed. The Instagram account “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos,” aka pure nightmare material not to be consumed by your inner interior geek, still has plenty of property pics that hit rock bottom, fall beyond the ground, hit the bottom of the barrel that nobody knew was possible, and then hit the earth's core.

But hey, there’s also some charm in this whole tackiness, so get your popcorn ready, we’re about to see what disasters are on the real estate menu most of us would never be able to afford. Psst! More terrible real estate agent pics can be found in our previous posts here, here and here.

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#1

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Have you tried turning the room off and back on again?

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Otter
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upvote for the caption.

Kaliesin
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like it used to be a kid's daycare, where you can get in the front door without a stampede to the door

DuchessDegu
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or people with pets that'd dart out of the door!

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Id row
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you need a baby gate for a kid or dog it works out.

Antony Aston
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The small painting looks like the Windows 98 screen...

Annie
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that "wall" to keep kids and pets inside? Can't think of any other reason.

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    #2

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    Spice up your morning with an unexpected trip to the ground floor.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the plus side, it could make painting the staircase a lot easier.

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where to put your least favorite family member for Christmas

    Dash Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time you rolled off of the bed would be the last time you rolled off of the bed.

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bed placement makes this living area look like utter s**t. Better keep vigorous sex below Richter 4.0 level too.

    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks totally safe, there is a hanging shelf thingy to prevent you from falling. The other side is not too high. Nothing to worry about.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ohh what a beautiful morrrrn---AUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH"

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The banister looks to close to the wall for there to be an actual stairway there.

    Amber Jeanpierre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree but the whole area is obviously a DIY addon so clearly things being up to code was not a priority. If the home is old enough that may also be a legit staircase for the servant's quarters, they were tiny and originally had no railings :(

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    #3

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    “Let me know when you’re done in the bath, I’ll use that water for the pasta”

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    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes a person do this is beyond me.

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look I don't have enough tile for the bathroom AND the kitchen, and I'm not making another trip to the store with these gas prices! So which is it?"

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    Sonia Bailey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering if they have dogs? Might be a bath for them?

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the second kitchen in the basement of a kosher home.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to cook, have a bath and mingle with guests, simultaneously.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gets hot in adult movie star D*ck Linguine's kitchen. It gets even hotter when he takes a bath

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That scene he did with Penny Pasta was saucy!

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    Mihai Mara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that where you're supposed to marinate the turkey?

    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😅😅 the description

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a whole other definition of open floor plan

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are in the habit of making A LOT of dishes?? Lol

    Sami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another upvote for the caption!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no! Upvote photo definitely downvote caption ewwww

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    Jag Yu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe there was supposed to be a wall dividing the area?

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    The Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos blog, which has gained quite a cult following in the past years, started 8 years ago. In 2013, the guy named Andy was flat scouting in London but he soon realized the listings had unique things in common. He told Bored Panda in a previous interview: “I was spending more time saving hilariously bad photographs to my desktop than booking viewings, which left me with a dilemma: What to do with the photos?”

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    On the other hand, Andy assured us that the level of professionalism in real estate photographs is definitely improving. “Perhaps partly due to the risk of appearing on Terrible Real Estate Photos,” he added. After all, no homeowner or landlord would like their baby, I mean real estate, to end up in this horrid collection. Which even has its own book of the worst examples!

    #4

    Terrible-Funny-Real-Estate-Photos

    Aunt Bessie’s next lockdown project is to knit a conservatory.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green, orange, dark yellow and brown. Back in the 70s it was compulsory to use these colours (and purple) in home decor

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    September Meadows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a very sound dampened room.

    Jovita A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a dollhouse, though looks weirdly cute.

    LadyDelynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, this room has every terrible decorating trend from the '70s except for green shag carpet and macrame!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone, anyone, smack me in the back of the head with a shovel if I ever become this old woman.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As several others have pointed out, this is a dollhouse. It isn't a real house, and there's no old woman.

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    #5

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    If M C Escher had tried interior design.

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the steps and ladder and hidden bed it could be a wonderful kid’s hideout! Hate the grey though.

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has such an "Alice in wonderland" charm to it. I kinda like it!

    Libstak
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doorway over the stairs, ouch

    Umi chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t mind the room but I would love that as a kid it would be my play ground

    Sam rice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going up the stairs going down the stairs and going up the sideways stairs

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-Euclidian geometry at its finest - that ladder probably leads to Yog-Sothoth's dining room

    Mike Zoppa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....161st room of the Winchester House

    Vibe Check
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when you have to switch out the door tho??

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they made a permanent room in the attic, and then put a head injury sleeping loft to top it off.

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    #6

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    The spare bedroom features a lingering stunned silence.

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    Lance d'Boyle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so cheesy. That is obviously a homemade heart with the heart heart cut out? Disgusting!

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can find at least 69 things wrong with this picture.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Room reserved for when your MIL is coming to visit.

    Don Golosso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't we all love to go to eat out sometimes?

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classy guest room. Grandma will love it!

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Painting: “Salvador Dalliance”, by R. Linguine

    Rachknits
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the captions are beyond brilliant

    Angelar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two elephants in the room

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You call those curtains?!?! Won't keep any light out, I'll tell you that's much!

    Monica Sargent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's the curtains that are the problem...

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    In the current real estate crisis with properties soaring in prices that would outgrow Everest, the terrible real estate photos are relevant as ever. Are we really willing to put up with the absurdity of terrible properties sold for thousands upon thousands of dollars?

    However, if you are still thinking about buying a property in this crazy post-covid market, you are likely to end up getting something that may need (or may not, depending on your budget!) a home renovation. And this is a crucial point that tests your skills, knowledge and savviness in taking every measure so that the house or flat doesn’t end up in Terrible Real Estate Photos some time in the future.

    #7

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    As the foliage grew in strength and numbers, the cushions made plans to reclaim the ground floor on behalf of all the soft furnishings.

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    C C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you did there lol 😜 Nice dad joke! LOL

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ch...ch...ch...ch...chia!

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it comes to her birthday present you have one of two choices.....

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why even bother with the TV? The pillows and plants have clearly won, the TV's just a hostage now.

    SheHulk
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Triffids vs the blobs! Triffids have established classic pincher formation.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much gaudy red plaid and too many fake round topiaries.

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Santa threw up in this room.

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trying to imagine the size of the room is a tad difficult

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they are removable and don't need a structural intervention

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    #8

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    Deleted scene from Clash of the Titans where the Minotaur emerges from the bathroom to ask if that was the last of the toilet paper.

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    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get rid of a few things and this would be ok.

    Wonderwoman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right? The rug and pillows are horrible. Get rid of those this would be a great family room.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP censor has failed us. The Minotaur isn’t wearing pants and you can clearly see the bunny’s tits.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taken a few minutes before the conception of the dreaded Bunotaur

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Living Room of Dr. Moreau"

    Rachknits
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need mind the minotaur, what's with the rabbit with huge 'extension ' on the left? BP censors missed that one

    Sam rice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd s**t my pants if I saw that thing in my house

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So nobody is gonna talk about the rabbit with the massive stiffy ?

    Shannon Matthews
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but if I needed to go to bathroom, I would def not make it to bathroom after rounding the corner and seeing that. A heart attack would probably follow.

    Teresa Spanics
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here after SCERAMING at the top of my lungs.

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    Serbob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong here.

    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's OK, they're not human. 😳

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    #9

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    “It’s that time of the evening again, just talk amongst yourselves“

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    8Yorkies-and-63cats
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For this to make sense I need to see where the TV is located.

    The Starsong Princess
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottle of bleach beside the toilet really makes it, in my opinion.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The toilet? Oh, it came from Auntie Sarah's old house. We wanted something personal as a memento"

    Eb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very old and infirm people sometimes need a commode in their room when they're not mobile enough to use a bathroom. I guess it's for that.

    J Smythe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dream like this once! Really had to pee but the only toilet was where everyone could see you!

    Kaylee Riley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the person there has some disability and needs the toilet in the same room

    Sami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They keep it clean with that jug of bleach. Lol

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this person spent a lot of time in prison and can't go unless the toilet is in the living area.

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    And doing that is a form of artistry in itself. So we reached out to Philippa Main, the professional realtor from Tampa Bay who went viral for her brilliant and insanely funny listing description about “the worst house on the street” some time ago. Philippa was happy to share what are some of the most common errors people make while home renovating, so that we can all learn something useful today.

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    “There are so many errors people make when doing home renovations that can be summed up by the idea that it is more expensive to try to do something cheaply, because it will inevitably cost you more in the long run when it has to be redone in order to make it right,” Philippa explained.

    #10

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    Lockdown business opportunity: Trampoline helmets.

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    Gabrielle Daylano
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made our attic in an indoor playground for my son. It has an climbing frame, a swing that you can change in a climbing rope and also a trampoline (not a big one like that, because I don't want my son to have a concussion). My son has ADHD and yeah.. he needs those things to lose some energy. So now when there is a lockdown or it is just really bad weather he just can go upstairs.

    C C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's a no brainer idea lol

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wheee ouch wheeeee ouch"

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is fake! no holes on the ceilling!

    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like bouncy ball helmets. You could never get off.....

    Annie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm...the trampoline must be for tiny tots or their pets.

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was expecting fingerprints, footprints and a few blood spatter marks on the ceiling honestly

    Mickie Shea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This well knock some sense into those kids.

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    #11

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    It's a sh*tchen...

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easy to laugh at these pics, but spare a thought for the poor sods who have to live like this

    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A college friend spent a month traveling Europe. Somewhere in rural Germany, she stayed in a gasthaus room that had a kitchenette. The shower was alongside the stove. To heat the water for the shower, the gas stove had to be turned on as the waterpipes ran along the wall behind. She said it was kind of fun. She could make dinner, take a shower, and lean out to stir something on the stove. She added that it was during the summer, so the water was warm from the start. She imagined in winter, those showers would be quite cold and very short.

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    Shull GaRett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not be surprised if the photo was taken from the bed....

    PeachPossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the front door. The resident sleeps in the tub.

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    Babsevs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many violations can you spot in 1 pic...you get 60 seconds

    Id row
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen bigger prison cells.

    Ara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this even legal anywhere?

    Tassenküchlein168
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, I would be perfectly happy with this if it was in a calm surrounding, where I don’t have to fight life and could live in silence and with a garden.

    Mimi La Souris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's especially sad not to have enough space and to have to put both in the same place

    Randy Klefbeck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody is going to follow the rule of don't $#!+ where you eat.

    Heather Short
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than cardboard box under bridge but otherwise NO!

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    #12

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    “It’s important for kids to have their own space, and that cavity wall was going to waste anyway”

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aunt Petunia put some wallpaper in the cupboard under the stairs. Isn't that nice...

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, what is it with grown ass women who decorate their homes as if they were 6 and trying to match it to their My Pretty Pony collection?

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    Tamsin Far
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I somehow like it - you cant fall out of the bed and it's cosy. I would just decorate it differently. Not much room for any personal stuff, though -still might be nicer for someone who wants/needs to sleep alone than sharing a room.

    Remi Flynne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Claustrophobic... this would be a nightmare for me. I don't even like looking at it.

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    Buren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a window! To be honest I wouldn't mind this if that means my own space as a kid

    Grant Barke
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making the bed must be a pain.

    Dinah Brand
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming from a kid that didn't have her own room growing up, this would've been AWESOME!

    Immortal Emperor Paradox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a privilege to have a saperate room of your own. Nothing to complain here.

    K
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm feeling weird looking at this small space

    Robert Beveridge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, an inlaw suite that accurately reflects the family's desire to host them

    Lav Oravaf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if these people are poor class and this is all they can afford ... my parents with their first 3 kids used to all live in one room. that is all they could afford way before I was born.

    Leatrice Kerr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely; my dad died when I was a baby, wemovedin with my Nana but at that time sharing a bed with both your children (while sharing what was technically a 3 bed house with 5 other adults, 4 of whom were lodgers) did not qualify as overcrowding. To get some peace, quiet and privacy, we moved into a single room in the next street wher we all slept on a sofabed. People do what they have to!

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    Telmo Belo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 35 and I wish I had a space like this for myself

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    The realtor went into more details and said that one of the biggest mistakes people make when renovating a home is hiring unlicensed professionals to do the work. “I had a client go under contract on a home recently that was in the process of having a covered patio installed. During inspections (before the covered roof was even complete) the home inspector discovered none of it was up to code and it could have potentially been a hazard in high wind situations.”

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    "If the 1870s had happened in the 1980s."

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oscar Wilde and Freddie Mercury dating.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt if even Freddie Mercury could entice Oscar Wilde into this room

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    Wonderwoman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something so wrong with me because I dont hate this. Im sort of in awe at how ridiculously over the top it is.

    Corey Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't want it in my house, but I kind of dig it for what it is. Someone put a lot of effort into this as well.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sort of music room only Ray Charles could appreciate

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next on Interior Designers Gone Wilde: “Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!”

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seven clashing patterns and counting...

    LadyDelynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This room would look much better in black and white!

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's giving me a headache.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like doing the Charleston while doing over the counter cocaine!

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    #14

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    Beck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the toilet paper where is the toilet paper where is the toilet paper

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been used up to dry the tears of joy. Soo many tears, so much joy.

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    Don Golosso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is meant to be ironic then I like it.

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single time I see this script crap with cheesy/ trite advice, I immediately think less of the person who put it on their wall.

    Tresa Day
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spent many a wonder time here being perplex by life itself.

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...a sh*tty life?

    JJM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toilet paper was horded due to Covid.

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    #15

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    "It would be possible to blame Accidental Selfie Syndrome were it not for the room-by-room costume changes."

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think somebody needs more sleep. A LOT more sleep.

    Sam rice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps less drugs and/or alcohol

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    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then Edgar, but it was someone wearing an Edgar suit, asked for sugar water...

    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha yes she has Edgar suit explain face!

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you really don't want to sell your house.

    Jules
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does the last photo look like a still from Paranormal Activity

    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those photos are very eh unfortunate.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they weren't intended for a dating profile

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    Rickie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does she come with the house?

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but I’m pretty sure that the house is faking it.

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    Ashbug
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting strong Stephen King vibes

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    Philippa continued: “in order for it to pass county inspections and for the buyer to feel comfortable moving forward with buying the home, the sellers had to replace the entire structure. So they paid once for it to be done poorly, then paid to have the materials removed, and then paid for new materials and for a professional to properly install it.”

    “On top of that, the unqualified person they first hired to do the job actually ruined the main roof of the home during the installation, so they had to hire a roofer to repair their roof as well,” Philippa recounted and added that “All that could have been avoided if they had hired a professional who was licensed and insured to do that kind of job from the start.”

    #16

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    Local man admits running illegal workshop making nightmares and panic attacks.

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    Me Again
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meet the doll collecting mafia parrot.

    LadyDelynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one! Doll parts! Let's make some dolls! But my Aunt Dana was a dollmaker and my Nana was a doll collector and certified doll doctor. Meaning if you wanted 'sleeping' eyes she could put them in your ceramic doll. She could replace broken fingers and you couldn't even tell which one had been fixed, build you a new cloth body for your doll. Wigs, and tiny hand-sewn clothes from pantaloons to ball gowns! I recognized several doll heads on the table, my Nana had those dolls.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sidney "Sid" Phillips from Toy Story, all grown up.

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he just found himself another unpaid customer here...going to bed tonight will be anxiety ridden

    Mary Hunt Peret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the parrot...I want to know about that parrot.

    Rachel Arteiro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many questions, lets start with: the birds, real or stuffed?

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote just for the Amazon chilling on the table

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    #17

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    Wishing you all a deeply disappointing and poorly furnished Christmas.

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    Whawhawhatsis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been reading his comments on the photos for years. I think my favorite of all time was the one where the comment was, "I think it's time to mow the pool." You can only imagine the state the pool was in from that description -- and you'd be completely accurate!

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're moving out, of course the furniture is gone. There's nothing wrong with this room design.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Grinch has already paid a visit and will be back for the tree

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These young folks and their minimalism have gone too far this time!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more decorated for Christmas than mine

    Biba Little
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't always get furnished apartment.

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this room at all. I'm just trying to figure out that very long and narrow window behind those curtains.

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks to me like a normal size window with some horrible lights outside. That might be skewing perception - though hard to say if it's yours or mine!!!

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    C C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is true to the lyrics, "Have yourself a merry *little* Christmas." LOL

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you could still use it as a ballroom. And there's even a side table for refreshments!

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spacious. Perfect for the claustrophobic.

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    #18

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    “You’re welcome, honey. I also got the Tom Selleck bath towels”

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    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing wrong here

    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First off, that is a glorious shower curtain. Second, I think most people wouldn't look at this and say, "Gosh, love the house, but I don't care for that easily-removed, not-part-of-the-construction curtain. Guess we'll keep looking..."

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you dare and say one bad word about Jeff Goldblum

    Erika Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the little fish with its mouth open next to the sink.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, where can I get one? Asking for a friend....I'm the friend.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the Tom Selleck bath towels, they’re soooooo fuzzy!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gorilla can't take the smell in here

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    #19

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    By combining random elements of a livingroom, a utility room, a hallway, and a staircase, mankind finally created the Livingway Stairtility Room.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a living room for cats! They love the spinning program

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy access to the windows, too

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a converted room for a renter

    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sure is! I once applied for a room where the toiled was placed at the walled off bottom of a staircase. And the room of the other renters including the kitchen were all placed vertically along that staircais.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing on TV? Snuggle up on the couch and let the gentle thumping of the washing machine lull you to sleep

    Angelar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the color program is better than Netflix

    Youdontknowme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs TV when I can relax on my couch watching them spinnin'

    Martha Higgins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's clean, dry, has heat, light, ventilation, a sofa and a washer/dryer. May people in the world would be grateful for this much.

    Me Again
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monitoring laundry is so much fun so let´s place the boring old TV in front of the stairs.

    September Meadows
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people who feel that watching the clothes go round and round is mesmerizing

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    #20

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    "The painting in the hall is of Arthur’s most recent colonoscopy."

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    Carrie Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is genuinely the worst thing I've ever seen. How do you eat your dinner in front of that?!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Traditional family dinners were important in Sandra's house - she didn't want the kids to forget where they came from

    BananaStrings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I carried you for nine months, brought you into this world, so you sure as heck are gonna eat all your broccoli.

    Serbob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how you make sure the in-laws don't stay for dinner. Or visit for that matter.

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have dinner in the bathroom

    Sherri Mantooth Bagwell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no words for this one. Just, um, wow...maybe beauty of childbirth? Nope, it's not that either. Congratulations on your baby!

    Plenty Pineapples
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Childbirth is not beautiful, it's gross and painful. I'm sorry. I know I'll get downvoted. In my defence, I did it twice.

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How... why... the cheap office chairs and wall art make for quick meals at that table...

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still, they could not afford six chairs - all the same model. Shame.

    Rider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call this the "How to prevent teen pregnancy" dining room.

    Patti Vance
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first it was a bedroom painting of a couple channeling the kama sutra and now it's dinner and still from giving birth to the first born.

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    #21

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    The guest bedroom allows direct access to your troubled childhood.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm cold, Daddy...I've been cold for fifty years"

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really creepy, until you find out that the sellers are a childless couple

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy! Just so we're clear, that's a picture on a bolted door (I researched it). Sure, yeah, nothing weird happening here, carry on!

    Me Again
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contraception in a new way.

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thhhhaaaaats not creepy at all

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Kitty?" -- Boo from Monsters Inc.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, much to love and relate too.

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    #22

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    Bob’s ability to empty a room was renowned across the children’s entertainment industry.

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    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, who puts a cheap clear plastic cover over a nice wooden table!?

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately three words come to mind - John Wayne Gacy

    Dash Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that is Harold. He would be your neighbor. Harold has been harmless. Since that incident a few years ago. No problems since he got out, and returned home, last week.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only some weird disappearings but that's fine! No connection with him being out

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    SB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has even Dexter'ed up the kitchen table.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... that's a whole lotta nope right there.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Good evening! I'm Pennywise, and welcome to another episode of MTV's 'Cribs'..."

    Ara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frightening. Who the hell still uses plastic tablecloths?

    Deborah Towns
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like the table is ready for Dexter

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What it his good looks or the gas?

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The owner never forgave himself for the ouija board incident. He didn't really believe John Wayne Gacy would be available

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    #23

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    Keeping Up with the Trumps didn’t make it past the pilot episode.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where good mannequins go when they die. You don't want to see where the bad ones go

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pilot episode lasted 4 years and was bad

    LadyDelynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this person collects old Hollywood costumes from movies? That's the only thing that makes sense.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one before, perhaps on Zillow Gone Wild. The whole house is like this, mannequins & statues everywhere!

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    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the ‘gypsy’ woman have a cloven hoof?!?!

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You’ll be staying in the gem of our air bnb, the Midsommar room”

    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate ornaments and stuff like that. All those creepy eyes!

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    #24

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    Interior design influencers are already predicting a strong year for images of dogs printed on a towel hung over the only window in a wooden room.

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    Joris Meijs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She asked me to stay And she told me to sit anywhere So I looked around And I noticed there wasn't a chair."

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He loved the woods so much," said Bobby's owner. "I just wanted a room where I could sit and remember him"

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That room is for ME! I have a beagle, he's my heart. I give this room 5 stars!!

    K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a cell.

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else see the walls closing in??

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that's one of those velvet wall hangings.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't think of a better picture, than a doggie, on a towel, over a window, in a wooden room, can you?

    Little Mr Pinkness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that's a dog! My first impression was it was an alien...

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    #25

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    Next time you have prunes before bed, we swap sides.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks pretty neat for a prison cell ♡

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to let this one slide and go with a disability. The bed's pretty low to the floor, short dressers, and a recliner. Seems suited for a person with limited mobility. Getting tired of seeing toilets everywhere BUT the bathroom though, I must say!

    LadyDelynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the world is with all of these randomly placed commodes? Also hasn't anyone heard of folding screens or curtains for privacy? Commodes need to be sequestered in a tiny vented room away from everything else! I wonder if this is a room in an assisted living home or maybe a dorm room?

    Tina B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe just not in a privileged country? If you were used to an apartment with no bathroom (on shared on each floor), this would be a huge luxury.

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    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, a room divider would do wonders

    Kristin Ingersoll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... a lot of people live in studio apartments. This one needs some privacy curtains, but... this is real life for a lot of folks! And can you imagine what a PALACE this would seem like to a homeless person?

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t care honey, open the door.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A toilet and a microkitchen in the bedroom. How innovative... not!

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could work if you live alone and never ever entertain.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AT LEAST THE CARPET AND BED SPREAD ARE THE RIGHT COLOUR THAT IT SHOULD NOT BE SEEN.

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    #26

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    The perfect beachside property in which to relive the Allied Normandy Landings of 1944.

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    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that thing standing on top of the barrel or whatever in front of the window of the house next door?

    LadyDelynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know whoever buys this place is buying strictly for the ocean side land. That's a tear-down, although it looks like if you sneezed toward it, it would just fall down.

    BleeBloo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in san francisco this house would go for three million

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saving Private Ryan's Beach House

    C C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This house is so tough that it's got the G lean going on lol

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect fixer-upper for the do-it-yourselfer.

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would this be a USA beach hut?

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    #27

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    “You go look upstairs Sandra, I’ll check out the stables”

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    Chris B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But now you know that a horse would fit perfectly in the dining room.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't have a banana for scale

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a terrible real estate pic at all! Great marketing strategy!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dobbin inched forward cautiously and peeped through the door. God, his owners were idiots

    Tamsin Far
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to 98% of the users, but I just have to: "Da steht ein Pferd auf'm Flur!"

    LadyDelynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess Mr. Ed moved into the main house!

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silver lining: You know the floors are STRONG!

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why is there horse s**t in the kitchen??"

    Biba Little
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when 2 broke girls are renting their apartment.

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this is not the first time I've seen this. This can happen out in the country. My mother grew up on a farm, and she used to bring her horse into the house when she was a kid (or so the story goes).

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't leave a deposit yet, dear.

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    #28

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    Microwaves are widely regarded as the most needy of the kitchen appliances.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The time to worry is when they start using your name and asking inappropriate questions

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm sorry Dave I'm afraid I can't nuke that"

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...all I get from my microwave are nasty comments about my cooking.

    Adrienne Kushner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on! Kellyanne NEVER said "please".

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KILL 'EM ALL! Oh, sorry, had an X-Files flashback there: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0751085/

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    #29

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    Check for flakes and residue before making your toilet brush the focal point of the diningroom.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for just the caption!

    Ryan Burns
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Melania Trump new Christmas decoration?

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who thought this would look "nice?"

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After dinner you may be whistling a different tune.

    Sherry Diamond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a dining room in a brothel ready for who knows what to happen on the dining room table

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, just put it in the dishwasher

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    #30

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    Upstairs gets pretty messy in the fall.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's an actual living tree, then I love the place!

    btaglln
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until the tree grows and destroy your ceiling (sorry to break the mood)

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    M. L. Dew
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the biggest cat scratching post I've ever seen

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you can build your dream house, but no, you cannot chop the tree down!

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhh the failed Eichler concept home (famous or infamous) for building homes that had as little as possible between you and the outdoors. Expensive to heat, nearly impossible to cool, a poor design in earthquake country with plate glass walls and a major fire hazard due to all the veneer walls. I’m not a fan.

    Artoonist Corine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then let's stack the firewood over by the live tree....

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cruelty of having the CHOPPED FIREWOOD right next to it, too! 😳

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nothung! Nothung! Neidliches schwert!"

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Sir, that's NOT firewood

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    #31

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    Don’t bugs the let bite bed.

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    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your dyslexic husband makes the bed.

    Becky Moore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they tiles on the wall? Honestly, some people have very very strange ideas of how to decorate!

    Ellie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain cells are having a seizure trying to read the caption

    C C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Realtor yells at assistant, "You had ONE JOB!".

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    #32

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    "According to the Curse of Amenhotep, he who discovers this tomb must commit to some minor rennovations before putting it back on the market."

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    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a really awesome re-rendition of some Ancient Egyptian Art!

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a reproduction of the real deal, not just Egyptian style!

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    C C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime someone walks through this hallway, they are required to "walk like an Egyptian"... sh*t, now I have that song stuck in my head lol

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little guy in the middle looks like he was kidnapped from an Incan temple.

    heidi hunt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love ancient Egyptian history. I think I'd keep it!

    Linda Roy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! There's nothing wrong with this at all! I'd definitely keep it

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't bad though, I'd probably just keep the theme going when decorating.

    Ronualdo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who enjoys Egyptology, i like it!!

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the Journey to the Afterlife. The Pygmy god Anax is there to drag you to eternal torment.

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they don't understand the concept of these paintings

    Arenite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I really like this!

    Wend kirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange characters here TinTin

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    #33

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    Don’t be fooled by the bunting.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The neighbours really pulled out all the stops for Harry and Meghan's wedding

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually looks like it could’ve been from Charles and Diana’s wedding!

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s mom’s clothes line, she works down at the gentleman’s club.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% this is a reposession. I've looked around repo properties where the previous owners have basically said "f you" to the bank and put holes through walls and ripped doors off hinges.

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a typical council house in Britain…

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    Me Again
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The party is officially closed.

    Erika Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the backyard where he buried the body in Rear Window.

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    #34

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    Misery is having to read someone else’s definition of happiness while trying to unblock a U-bend

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happiness is not beige!

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do love that tub though! Growing up I lived in two separate houses with cast iron claw foot tubs and there's no better tub for soaking. They hold the heat so much longer.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a special place in hell for people who deface their walls with trite comments in curly fonts

    Serbob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When looking for a house my husband and I saw one that had writing in each room. In the kitchen was "Cook", in the dining room "Eat" and the bed room "Dream". Was disappointed when we entered the bathroom and it didn't say "S**t". We had no idea what to do in there without instructions.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the shed? "OUCH F*ck DAMN!!! CALL AMBO"?

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    The Starsong Princess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the bright side, this can be easily painted out, unlike many of the other atrocities on this list.

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I feel like punching the person who put that on the wall and ruined a perfectly nice bathroom?

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing here that can't be fixed with a coat of paint

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I had a blocked U-bend, me proctologist used a pipe wrench.

    Amy Chirman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn around and you're looking at photo #18.

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    #35

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    This is Feng Shui for “we haven’t had a visitor since 2007″.

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    Stoopham McFernybabes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just realised 2007 is actually a long time ago

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's not! It was 5 years ago and i refuse to believe anything else

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    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a family who did this, front door opens out onto a main road pretty much. So they blocked the front door in, and made the back door the main entrance instead. Added a porch over the back garden patio. Works much better for them

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some friends of mine did similar - they don't use the front door so just blocked the access. It is still there, just in case when they sell the new owners feel differently. It goes on to a small front garden but when they go in and out they park near the back door so it makes sense to make that the main entrance.

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    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like their bad marriage, Peg and Dave realized there was no way out of the living room.

    Adrienne Kushner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real friends come in the kitchen door.

    LadyDelynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what is supposed to be so bad about this room? It's just plain. With a bit of color, some nice drapes, and maybe rearranging the furniture it would be fine.

    Darquestar1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Visitors are overrated. I approve.

    Sue Clifford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove a lot of the big furniture and window dressings and it wouldn’t be too bad.

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    Stan began to wonder how often the other chairs had been meeting like this without him.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bit of jungle there has potential...

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild chairs out in the almost wilderness.

    StayClassy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that chair? That's for Charlie. He knows what he did.

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This garden eats trespassers. You can see the face of a victim on the shed wall!

    Laurel Jean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m more concerned by the face on the shed in the back

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One good rain and ......fwoooossshshhhh

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair...Stan is a bit basic

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice photoshopped blue sky lmao

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the chair is for the one with high ideals.

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    #37

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    The years of practise paying off for Jeff here, as he executes a flawless accidental selfie from a different room.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeff refused to compromise his masculinity by actually setting foot in a pink room

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone vomited Pepto Bismol all over that room 🤔

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    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wonders of Pink outshine genetic differences.

    Little Mr Pinkness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeff has no face? And he is holding an animal head?

    Joanna Werman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't figure out this view from any angle

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this whole thing needs to be a painting.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    #38

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    On the 5th day, God gave his preliminary sketches to the couple next door as an apology for all the noise.

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    Wesley Lucas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one was NOT terrible! It was a local house here in Pittsburgh and it had: The 2 story galactic mural A kitchen with a hatch door leading to an adjoining room and HAL 9000 fridge A room with real, working helicopter controls and space style furnishings all over A basement painted to look like a beach with a small adjoining boom boom room It was on Zillow but I can't seem to find it again 😭 But this house was cool AF and if they showed ANY other pictures from the listing, it wouldn't have been anywhere near this article.

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Periods are our friends. Come. Join us. Embrace the period.

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, can we address the android on the right for a moment?

    Bob Bobbs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Unless you want him to wake up (and you don't want him to wake up).

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    LadyDelynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a hell of a statement wall! I like it!

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found a walk-through video tour by the owner's granddaughter (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DNK3cOs1Y0) via an interesting article on the house itself (https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/quirky-home-for-sale-comes-with-a-spaceship-and-a-beach-inside-1.4944934) 'cause it was a bit 'o fun, enjoy.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what am I looking at on the right?

    Me Again
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complete with Marsian dolls.

    Angela B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *snort laugh* perfect caption

    Wend kirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they employed a cheery silver dude to pull out a chair for you

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    #39

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    Zach’s new garden saved him a fortune in hay fever medicine.

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be the coast, where I have seen this quite often. They use it as a terrace.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked this one up at the time - it is very near the beach and sand dunes.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zach is currently under investigation after it was discovered that six members of his family had disappeared under suspicious circumstances

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some planter boxes a water features and some outdoor furniture and this would make a lovely terrace!!!!

    Adrienne Kushner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kind of yard. Add some nice outdoor furniture, patio umbrella, potted plants and it will be perfect.

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the problem? Looks perfect for a pool to me

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you absolutely need a place where you can park your helicopter.

    Triv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saves on gas for the lawnmower.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Low maintenance and high usage.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the truck and cars are on the highway, I wouldn't be hanging out in my garden very much. Can you imagine the noise and diesel smell?

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably has to spend more on high quality knee pads tho

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    #40

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    Hands up if you absolutely refuse to be hurried when you’re on the toilet.

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    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it about these people and their bowel movements habits.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We asked for a photo of Grandpa holding today's newspaper, but I suppose this proves he's still alive"

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He disguised his phone behind the GIGANTIC a soap dispenser!

    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate mirrors that reflect me while pooping 😜

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gramps still wonders who that friendly gentleman was using the bathroom across from him.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who here had a great and wondrous poop?

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool! Comes with its own Gorbachev. Winestain kit not included.

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    #41

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    In this version, the Princess pricks her finger, orders some bleach, packs her books, and moves out.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And keep the glass shoes!!! I don't need no prince and I'm wearing sneakers instead

    #42

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    The shared courtyard is available for an hour a day, provided you can reach an agreement with the other inmates.

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    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they could clean that wall and then paint it in nicer colours ;)

    Don Golosso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they didn't, so now it looks like a prison courtyard.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prison authorities have confirmed that after a "heated argument" the Unabomber chose 2-3pm, with the Shoe Bomber opting for the 3-4pm slot

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint some nice plants on the wall.

    #43

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    “We can talk about how I got up here when you find me a way back down”

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you should never let your dog play with matches

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    #44

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    High art.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternatively, just hang the picture above the lamp...nah, too easy

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to draw your eyes away from the fact that there's no handle on the door and you're now imprisoned against your will.

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh, I know there's something that blends in with the door, it just doesn't really look like a handle.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone took the suggestion of making certain your art investment has no exposure to sunlight.

    8Yorkies-and-63cats
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoping it won't drop on someone's head if the door is slammed too hard!

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    Evenings were the worst for Trevor, who only got to see the rest of the suite on weekends.

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    Property’s integrated security system provides peace of mind, lack of access and a trip hazard.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the local band of raccoons found out how to get in through the doggy door

    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Previously owned by a safety-conscious limbo dancer

    LadyDelynn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will only keep out honest people, a burglar is just going to break the window.

    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that window in the door, why bother locking it?

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    I can really see ourselves here honey. This can be the corner I cry in when I’m ruining your parties.

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    #48

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    “If the show sucks we can always leave during the interval“

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    Please make your way to the upper deck where you will be assigned a lifeboa

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    LadyDelynn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't really tell, is the vanity top broken/uneven? The angle has me off.

    Kristy P
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house has an ugly slab of pink marble like that for a hearth. The fireplace was covered by a built in hutch, but the slab remains.

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    Me Again
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something here?

    IguanaStampede
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emperor Palpatine, dark lord of the Sith

    #51

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    Property features some excellent outdoor space for entertaining.

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    JuJu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see any problem

    John Dilligaf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    by the angle of that driveway as soon as the snow starts to melt there's going to be a flooding issue

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    #52

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    By combining random elements of a livingroom, a utility room, a hallway, and a staircase, mankind finally created the Livingway Stairtility Room.

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    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REPOSTTTTT EVEN THE CAPTION IS THE SAAAAAME