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Selling a property is a big deal. I’d be running errands with a camera crew trying to take immaculate snaps, catching the tiniest dust, staging the best possible facade—something my flat could never be. But you gotta let the pros do their job.

And some real estate agents couldn’t care less. Because when it comes to attracting potential buyers, the advertised pictures hit the bottom of the barrel. And we’re talking standards. From nasty décor and filthy interiors to prison-like rooms and "holy cow, what's that thing," these property photos are quality nightmare material. Thanks to the blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, which celebrates “low standards and a lack of attention to detail,” we now know how not to sell a property. And it’s fairly easy: whatever you do, just don’t post that goddamn pic. After you’re done, check out our previous post with terrible real estate photos here.

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#1

“As Gregor Samsa Awoke One Morning From Uneasy Dreams He Found Himself Transformed Into A Black Gym Ball”

“As Gregor Samsa Awoke One Morning From Uneasy Dreams He Found Himself Transformed Into A Black Gym Ball”

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alex just alex
Community Member
6 years ago

Upvoting for the title

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    #2

    The Plastic Sheeting Is For The Vomit Caused By The Migraine Caused By Everything Else

    The Plastic Sheeting Is For The Vomit Caused By The Migraine Caused By Everything Else

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    The bust could fall over and kill you with your pants down. And when you go to hell, you wake up again in that bathroom

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    #3

    Like A Circle In A Spiral, Like A Wheel Within A Wheel. Like A Toilet In A Shower, In A Kitchen, With Hanging Space For Clothes, And A Portable Radiator

    Like A Circle In A Spiral, Like A Wheel Within A Wheel. Like A Toilet In A Shower, In A Kitchen, With Hanging Space For Clothes, And A Portable Radiator

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    Kateryna
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    It kinda sounded like a poem at the beginning

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    #4

    As He Listened To Them Driving Away, George Realised It Wasn’t A Real Game Of Hide And Seek

    As He Listened To Them Driving Away, George Realised It Wasn’t A Real Game Of Hide And Seek

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited)

    Aww, poor george. No body should be left behind.

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    #5

    The Lord Has Sent Us A Sign, In The Form Of 2 Hideous Rugs And A Huge Crystal Bowling Pin

    The Lord Has Sent Us A Sign, In The Form Of 2 Hideous Rugs And A Huge Crystal Bowling Pin

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    kurisutofu
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Hmm, the rugs and the bowling pin are not the biggest problem here.

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    #6

    When It Came To Selling Their House, Slipknot’s Decision To Manage Their Own Viewings Was Ill-Advised And Unsuccessful

    When It Came To Selling Their House, Slipknot’s Decision To Manage Their Own Viewings Was Ill-Advised And Unsuccessful

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    M Adams
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Only if they come with the house

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    #7

    “Honey, I Found The Perfect Place For Our Wall-Mounted Naked Limbless Gender-Neutral Toddler Dolls”

    “Honey, I Found The Perfect Place For Our Wall-Mounted Naked Limbless Gender-Neutral Toddler Dolls”

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    the f?

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    #8

    Off-Street Parking

    Off-Street Parking

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    The automobile looks like a vintage Mini. Perhaps, it no longer runs and is a collectors' item. That is my best guess.

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    #9

    I’ll Make The Bed As Soon As I Can Find It

    I’ll Make The Bed As Soon As I Can Find It

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    MacDudu
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I think some of these pictures are unfair because rather than being bad or unusual examples of decor, they shame people with problems such as hoarding, infirmity, poverty etc.

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    #10

    I Mean It Marv, If You Walk Out That Door We’re Finished

    I Mean It Marv, If You Walk Out That Door We’re Finished

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Fine, You've gone cold on me and that's not cool.

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    #11

    Property Comes Complete With A Frisky Middle-Aged Woman And Half A Bottle Of Chardonnay

    Property Comes Complete With A Frisky Middle-Aged Woman And Half A Bottle Of Chardonnay

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    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Lol, "frisky middle-aged woman", that will be me in a couple of years 😂😂😂 If you visit me make sure to bring more chardonnay!

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    #12

    The Music Drowns Out The Washing Machine Drowns Out The Toilet Helps You Forget About The Mirrors

    The Music Drowns Out The Washing Machine Drowns Out The Toilet Helps You Forget About The Mirrors

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    J. Zingler
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Whats wrong with the washing machine?

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    #13

    We Don’t Know What He Does In There. He Says He’ll Tell Us Once He’s Caught Something

    We Don’t Know What He Does In There. He Says He’ll Tell Us Once He’s Caught Something

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    i like jelly
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    this is interesting...

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    #14

    I Love Excercise. I Could Lay In Bed And Watch It All Day

    I Love Excercise. I Could Lay In Bed And Watch It All Day

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Holy s**t, that tv is way too big for being so close. Either get a smaller one, or move it back (a lot).

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    #15

    That Time When Open Plan Living Broke Through The Acceptability Threshold

    That Time When Open Plan Living Broke Through The Acceptability Threshold

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    What in the world is that creepy animal under the counter? o_O

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    #16

    How Thoughtful Of The Seller To Leave Us A Self-Portrait Of Her Breast-Feeding Her Dog

    How Thoughtful Of The Seller To Leave Us A Self-Portrait Of Her Breast-Feeding Her Dog

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    Peachikeen
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Stop the planet, I want off

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    #17

    The Sun Will Set, And The Demons Of The Night Will Rise. Until Then, The Vaccuum Cleaner Sleeps A Dreamless Sleep

    The Sun Will Set, And The Demons Of The Night Will Rise. Until Then, The Vaccuum Cleaner Sleeps A Dreamless Sleep

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    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Great, a house and a free poltergeist!

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    #18

    This Bath Was Brought To You By The Letter H And The Realisation That Interior Design Just Changed Forever

    This Bath Was Brought To You By The Letter H And The Realisation That Interior Design Just Changed Forever

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    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    It's all hideous, but a creative way to have a full size bath in a tiny room. Or almost in the room.

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    #19

    4 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms, And Extensive Opportunities For Open Plan Off-Roading

    4 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms, And Extensive Opportunities For Open Plan Off-Roading

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    Baked Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    I can just here Jeff Foxworthy now... "You know your a red kneck when ya park your ATV in the living room so both of y'all can Netflix and chill"

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    #20

    Bob Would Smile To Himself Whenever He Thought Of The Money He’d Saved By Not Installing Air-Con

    Bob Would Smile To Himself Whenever He Thought Of The Money He’d Saved By Not Installing Air-Con

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This looks like it belongs in a horror movie.

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    #21

    I’m Not Suggesting It’s Inauthentic, But Did Henry Viii Definitely Have A Weights Bench?

    I’m Not Suggesting It’s Inauthentic, But Did Henry Viii Definitely Have A Weights Bench?

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    John Augsburger
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Absolutely, do you realise how much that armour weighed?

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    #22

    The Isolationist Equivalent Of A Welcome Mat

    The Isolationist Equivalent Of A Welcome Mat

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    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    It's the best thing about this room. Like wtf even is that mess in the corner.

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    #23

    You Can Have Storage Or You Can Have A Bathroom. You Can’t Have Both

    You Can Have Storage Or You Can Have A Bathroom. You Can’t Have Both

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Surely they don't live like that?

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    #24

    Anyone Thinking Of Trying Rachmaninov’s 2nd, Forget It. I’m Not In The Mood

    Anyone Thinking Of Trying Rachmaninov’s 2nd, Forget It. I’m Not In The Mood

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    Disgusting

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